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Casual traveler in an orange jacket navigates a busy street, reminiscent of adventures in EuroTrip (2004).

EuroTrip (2004)

EuroTrip is a comedy film released in 2004 that takes viewers on a hilarious journey across Europe. The story follows Scotty, played by Scott Mechlowicz, as he embarks on an adventure with his friends Cooper (Jacob Pitts), Jenny (Michelle Trachtenberg), and Jamie (Travis Wester). Together, they encounter a mix of misadventures, cultural clashes, and outrageous encounters across iconic European cities like London, Paris, and Amsterdam. Packed with memorable moments and an ensemble cast including Matt Damon, Vinnie Jones, and Lucy Lawless, EuroTrip delivers non-stop laughs. If you're interested in reliving the film's sounds, you can find them available for play and download here.

A country overrun with crime and illiteracy.
A country where a man is forced to make sex
A nickel!
A whole summer, backpacking around Europe.
About me dumping you.
About that last email. I'm so sorry...
Actually, it's an M7.
Address blocked? Email not delivered.
Administer the testicle clamps!
Ah! Si...
Ah.
All European countries should have a seat at the table.
All right, look. We were really drunk,
All right, on the count of three.
All right, summer at sea group.
All right, this table is now Europe, OK?
All right, we can't all just lie around all day.
All right!
All right.
All right. Stay black, Bert.
All right. Twins said they'd meet us here.
All the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on.
Along with the valuables you have hidden in your anus.
Although I threw in a few things Frommer's didn't know about.
Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel.
And claim my birthright, which is a series
And congratulations to you, Cooper.
And don't thank me. I should be thanking you.
And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause...
And have her lick me yardballs!
And I am programmed to get...
And let the Vandersexxx begin.
And make a wind chime out of your genitals.
And model U.N., advanced placement classes, after school tutor...
And never write to me again, and don't come to America.
And now I, Cooper Harris,
And oh, my Lord! It's the Pope, eight,
And one must learn the woman's name beforehand.
And one strand at a time, pull it out!
And she's trying not to moan
And spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht.
And sweep me off my German feet.
And the cathedral at Cameret!
And the heathens, nothing!
And they had to cut off his leg. You know...
And this is why we have the safe word.
And told her to keep her hands off my genitals.
And we could get to know each other better. Perhaps we could...
And where's Bert?
And while you're at it, it could use a cleaning.
And yet I can't look away. Bert, play it again. Come on.
And you put in slices of orange, and...
And you're very cute.
Anything else?
Are chased away by gawking male tourists,
Are you gonna be my
Are you gonna be my girl
Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?
Are you sure?
Aren't we, boys?
As I was saying, she packed up her bag and left.
As long as this thing has our money and passports in it,
As you wish.
At least the sun's out.
Auf wiedersehen, Mieke.
Aww...
Be good.
Be my girl
Be my girl
Be my girl
Because he's doing this?
Because it makes you hallucinate and go crazy.
Before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance
Behind me is the appartamento papale,
Bert, what are you doing?
Big tunnel.
Bratislava!
Buongiorno.
Buongiorno.
But he got there cheap, is what I'm saying.
But I am Swiss!
But I can get you both to London today for $118.
But I can't wait to see you over Christmas break.
But I'm not actually a tour guide.
But if you are a tour, where is your guide?
But several days ago, she suddenly changed her mind.
But she's under me And I'm not stopping
But somebody pissed all over mine last night.
But this Scott is not responding.
But until I screwed up, she wanted to come all the way to America,
But whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge it.
But you can come with me...
Bye, Cooper.
Bye.
Bye.
Can't wimp out now.
Candy, before you go
Chateaus have been there for 300 years.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Chica! Chica!
Chica! Chica!
Chug! Chug!
Clean what off?
Come here, guidebook!
Come here, robot!
Come here!
Come here.
Come on let's go! Frommer's says check in three hours before international flights.
Come on, come on!
Come on, guidebook. Let's go.
Come on, Jamie
Come on, lads, he's going off!
Come on, let's go to Wade's.
Come on! Fucking come and have it!
Come on! I really want you to be there when I meet Mieke.
Come on. I think I hear them.
Come with me, Jennifer. We will sail away together.
Congratulations, Hudson High Class of 2004.
Coop here. Sorry.
Coop? Cooper, we're going to Paris.
Cooper Harris, you're a pig!
Cooper here.
Cooper, not again!
Cooper, the hat! The hat!
Cooper!
Cooper. Do not hate me.
Crans Sur Mer has one of the best nude beaches on the continent.
Crans Sur Mer. We change trains here.
Damn!
Dear Mieke,
Dear Mieke, greetings from your American pen pal.
Dear Scott,
Dear sweet mother of God.
Did you say fluggegecheimen?
Didn't tell your boss you were leaving the country?
Dinner is served.
Dio mio!
Do I hear kissing?
Do I roll over and dig out a hole for it,
Do it in my van on Sundays
Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon?
Do you know where she is?
Do you know where she is?
Do you speak any English?
Do you think God will ever forgive me?
Does nude beach mean we have to get naked, too?
Don't do that.
Don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know
Don't want to talk about it.
Don't worry. Hash brownies are totally legal here.
Don't worry. If anything bad happens, my parents will find us.
Drink?
During the summer, the European women
Eh?
Enjoy Bratislava!
Enough Fiona talk. Look around. There's gotta be 100 drunk girls.
Europe is officially the worst country on Earth.
Europe is the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there.
European ass.
Except your dignity.
Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm not much of a singer...
Excuse me, miss. What is this?
Excuse me!
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Ferma! Stop! You!
Fight! Fight!
Fine, I'll do it. Come here.
Fine.
Fine. Since no one else is willing to go,
Fiona says she's out shopping
Fiona!
Fiona!
Fiona!
Fiona.
Fiona's got him on the phone
Fired? Well, I...
Fireplace! Fireplace! Go, go!
First bus to Berlin doesn't leave till tomorrow. What do you wanna do?
Fluggen kliggin kien?
Fluggengegeholen!
For a very special little man.
For me to broaden my sexual horizons.
For shame!
For the love of god, fluggengecheimen!
For you.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Frankly, I'm flattered you picked me to come out to first.
Fraulein.
Freaky.
From Ohio?
From Ohio.
Frommer's is going to pay me to see every museum and cathedral in Europe.
Frommer's says if you have one of these,
Frommer's says it's illegal in the States
Frommer's says it's supposed to be...quite moving.
Frommer's travel tip.
Frommer's tried to tell you, but you just didn't listen.
Fuck off!
Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers!
Fuck off! Go on, you Gaelic fucking garlic breath tossers!
Fuckin' A, Scott.
German? I've got a better idea.
Get Loose plays
Get on the other side of the road, you pricks!
Get out of the way! Piss off!
Girl, yeah
Girl?
Girl. Come on. Platform 4.
Girl... girl...
Give me cash? You got cash?
Given what we know now, that seems like the exact opposite of what you want.
Go on out of it!
Go on, you French bastards!
Go on, you gaelic fucking garlic breath tossers!
Going to college.
Going to play a little song for you
Good enough for me.
Goodbye, sir.
Goodbye.
Gosh, you really like cameras!
Got the Tower of London... there's Buckingham Palace.
Gotta a little special thing I'd like to do tonight.
Gotta have some hot stuff
Gotta have some love tonight
Gotta love that exchange rate!
Greece sounds incredible.
Greek and Roman literature, history, and she's always enjoyed the ocean,
Guys, let's go. Come on.
Guys, our train doesn't leave till morning.
Guys, we're wasting the whole day here. We're in Paris!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Happy Herzlichen.
Happy juice.
Has just elected a new pope. The crowd is very excited.
Have a very special day
Have them wire you some money and go home.
He sent me a picture, retardo.
He takes another home again
He takes another home again
He was the one.
He works from 9 to 5 and then
He works from 9 to 5 and then
He's a really cool guy.
He's always on that morning train
He's American.
He's just trying to feed his robot family.
He's the girl, and you're the girl, and sometimes you're both the girl.
Hello candy!
Hello there.
Hello, and welcome to
Hello, boyo!
Hello, Mr. Walters.
Hello, Mr. Walters.
Hello, Mr. Walters.
Hello? Mixed company?
Hello? The Monument des Poissonieres.
Here we go.
Here's a fun fact. Voltaire contracted syphilis two blocks from here.
Here's your letter jacket back.
Hey, check it out! I wonder what this does.
Hey, check this out!
Hey, don't...
Hey, guys, I'm so glad we got to take this trip together.
Hey, guys.
Hey, I got one from Mieke.
Hey, Jamie. In fine form, I see.
Hey, lads!
Hey, listen up, everybody.
Hey, Mieke.
Hey, Mom made waffles.
Hey, Scotty, what's up?
Hey, this isn't where I parked my car!
Hey, Wade! Great party, buddy.
Hey!
Hey! Check these out! I'm 18 years old.
Hey! Stupid curtain!
Hey.
Hey. Thanks for coming with me.
Hey...
Hi, Jenny!
Hi, my name is Scott Thomas.
Hi.
Hmm?
Hmm. Capital of Slovakia.
Hmm. Says here this town has a famous nude beach.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on!
Hold on.
Holy cow!
Holy crap!
Honey, where's Scotty?
Hop in.
Hot stuff
Hot stuff baby this evening
How 'bout you?
How about you guys? Did you...?
How are we going to get to Germany?
How cool is this?
How sad for you to grow up in a country founded by prudes.
How the hell could this happen?
How would you like to add them?
How's Jamie doing with Frommer?
How's the new lens system?
How's you, sucka?
Huh?
Huh?
I also sleep with men.
I am familiar with over 600 dance moves
I am freaking out!!
I ate brownies with absolutely no drugs in them.
I came all this way. I'm not gonna miss this.
I can't believe He's so trusting
I can't believe He's so trusting
I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here.
I can't believe that guy let us in.
I can't believe this German chick wants to come here and hook up with you.
I can't believe we're doing this.
I can't just go to Berlin, Coop.
I can't... I can't do this.
I did it with her on his birthday
I don't have anything.
I don't rest until I find it.
I don't smoke.
I don't think so, buddy. Mieke's a guy.
I don't understand.
I don't want this!
I don't want to arrange any meetings with you,
I don't want to talk about it.
I figured, since you're going to be staying,
I got robbed.
I gotta piss like a pregnant woman.
I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.
I guess I really haven't done that much.
I guess they thought I was a guy.
I hate them Italian bastards.
I have cheated on my husband.
I have no idea what I'm going to say to that girl when I see her.
I haven't really found the time, with all my extracurriculars,
I hear you, my brother.
I hope we're just as popular in college as we were in high school.
I hope you wrote her back and told her to come visit.
I hope you wrote her back and told her to come visit.
I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.
I just can't, OK? I'm supposed to work for my dad this summer.
I just got here. My roommate hasn't even showed up yet.
I just got your last email. What are you doing here?
I just wish someone would show up
I know a lot of ladies named Jenny, they're all...
I know I was out of control.
I know you had that internship at the law firm this summer.
I know.
I know. Cecil told me.
I know. That's what makes this so hard.
I like to smoke marijuana
I love America.
I love you, Mieke.
I love you!
I love you! I looove you!
I made it.
I need a new battery for my camera,
I open my own hotel!
I quit!
I said, uh...
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in.
I see
I see.
I speak bad German.
I spent four years tutoring lacrosse players to pay for it,
I still can't believe you came all the way here,
I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now.
I think I know why.
I think that your top is getting in the way
I think...
I thought I'd at least get to have some crazy European sex.
I told her things I couldn't even tell you.
I told Humphrey to give it to you.
I was a sad girl to hear about Fiona.
I was going to step out back and have a cigarette.
I was very sad to hear about your lady woman Fiona dumping you.
I watched a brother and sister make out.
I will, won't I?
I'd be honored if you'd join me in my V.I.P.Room for a drink.
I'll go.
I'll just go myself.
I'll swim if I have to, but I'll get to Mieke somehow.
I'll tell Humphrey to report to your office immediately.
I'll walk, I'll hitchhike,
I'm a girl from your high school.
I'm Arthur Frommer.
I'm coming to you live from Vatican Square
I'm freaking out! I think we got a bad batch 'cause I'm freaking out.
I'm from America, and I'm here to see Mieke.
I'm getting the video camera! Ha!
I'm going on break.
I'm going to Rome.
I'm gonna need a minute here, OK?
I'm gonna rip away his pants and look at his dick, OK?
I'm in love with Mieke.
I'm nackered.
I'm never drinking again.
I'm never drinking again. Oh, that's nice.
I'm not feeling a goddamn thing.
I'm not gonna let Fiona ruin my graduation night.
I'm not kidding! Look!
I'm not sure I'm going pre med.
I'm on it.
I'm really hungry. I think I've got the munchies.
I'm so sad and lonely.
I'm sorry, but Mieke's not here.
I'm taking a nap.
I'm taking Intro to German, and even I know that.
I'm talking about crazy European sex.
I'm thinking about majoring in German.
I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities!
I've just read Frommer's enough to have it memorized.
I've never been the one before.
I've unblocked your email address,
If at any time the ecstasy gets too great,
If you come with us, I'm sure there's a ton of great stuff
If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen,
If you're Manchester United supporters...
In winter, it can get very depressing.
In your anus.
Is he a dork or is he cool? Better not be cooler than me.
Is he bigger than me?
Is it off yet?
Is that a Leica M6?
Isn't that the most romantic thing you've ever heard?
It doesn't do anything, it's a rope. Come on, let's go.
It looks good on my med school application.
It was awesome!
It's a monument to all the local fishermen who were lost at sea.
It's a shame we only get to spend one day together.
It's a three way call And he knows nothing
It's all guys.
It's amazing!
It's good you came in summer.
It's got the built in light meter.
It's just so unfair. I've been all over,
It's like dirt or something... go like this...
It's Mieke, a common German girl's name,
It's my passion.
It's not coming off, and my trunks won't come off, either.
It's not gay. I'm a girl.
It's so beautiful.
It's so cool when you're on top
It's the international house of sausage.
It's the new pope!
It's the phone they gave me at the law firm.
Jah.
Jah. Berlin!
Jamie, come on. In a few months, we go to different colleges.
Jamie, could I borrow your Frommer's?
Jamie's hooking up with another girl? Goddamn it!
Jennifer.
Jenny, this is Europe.
Jenny!
Jenny... Jenny who?
Jesus, Jenny. I thought you were some...
Just for me.
Just guys like us looking for nude girls.
Just to be with me.
Keep writing to me, Scott, OK?
Kissed me.
Legendary cloth shutter system.
Let me out!
Let the crazy European sex odyssey begin.
Let us make love for one whole month.
Let's change that... shall we?
Let's give this nancy a fucking good kicking!
Let's go. We're definitely not supposed to be in here.
Let's just forget about it, 'kay?
Let's see that again.
Life is so hard 'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Like what?
Listen to yourself, all right?
Listen, I just traveled all the way across Europe.
Listen, Mieke...
Listen, we're trying to get to Berlin, Germany.
Look at Jamie's penis!
Look at that!
Look, given the current geopolitical climate,
Looking at colleges and visiting some friends.
Looking for crazy European sex, and he's the one who ends up...
Mail, motherfucker!
Mail, motherfucker!
Makes the Nikon look like a disposable.
Man, Fiona was right. You're so predictable.
Manchester United.
Marijuana in my soul
Maybe that'll help.
Me neither.
Merci.
Mi bello.
Mi bello.
Mi bello.
Mi scusi!
Mi scusi.
Mi Scusi.
Miami Vice is number one new show.
Mieke and I had this incredible bond.
Mieke!
Mieke!
Mieke! I'm here.
Mieke. I'm here.
Mieke's gone in 12 hours.
Mieke's in Berlin. We're not going to Berlin.
Mieke's tour group goes to the Vatican tomorrow,
Mmm kay.
My baby takes the morning train
My dreams come true
My family has a yacht in the Aegean.
My friends, where is the beef?
My wife makes the best sangria.
Neither do I.
Next I'll take you to where the College of Cardinals elects a new pope.
Next stop, Berlin!
Next thing you know, he'll want to arrange a meeting
Next to the Monument des Poissonieres.
Next we will view the Sistine Chapel. Follow me, please.
Next year you graduate, join me at college. Just like we planned.
No one can rob you of anything.
No, but I will let you buy me a drink.
No, I mean girl girls.
No, it says right here, trauriges madchen.
No, it's just not coming off.
No, no, I get it. Yeah.
No, no, no! Come on! Cooper was right.
No, no, no! I didn't say fluggegecheimen,
No, no. No, no, no!
No, please, Jennifer. It is not like that.
No, retardo.
No, sir, I can't find the Gutterman file anywhere.
No, wait. You said you were married?
No, you just put that in your...
No! No, no, no!
No!!
No!!!
No!!!
No.
No.
No... come on!
No... It's kind of under... and to the side
Now please, enlighten me.
Now put your clothes back on, white boy!
Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?
Now, bud...
Of course, he ended up using a public restroom in New Delhi
Of course.
Of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.
Of the 5th century A.D.!
Of the greatest football team in the world...
Oh, brother! Please don't hurt me.
Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
Oh, here it is. Bratislava.
Oh, here's a fun fact.
Oh, holy shit!
Oh, I love you!
Oh, I'm sorry...
Oh, Jesus, Scotty!
Oh, man, that was a wild night.
Oh, Mike... Mieke!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Candy!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, no... you're fine. That's good. You're fine.
Oh, Scott...
Oh, Scotty doesn't know
Oh, Scotty doesn't know
Oh, that's me.
Oh, this isn't where I parked my car!
Oh, yes, ladies!
Oh, yes, very soon. They are building it now.
Oh, yes!
Oh, you took the Lord's name in vain!
Oh!
Oh... but we are a private tour group.
Ohhh...
OK, fine. I'll give it a rest.
OK, I don't have anything to Germany for a week.
OK, If you'll all follow me, please.
OK, seriously, don't do that.
OK, then I guess we'll go to Rome, then.
OK.
OK.
OK... OK.
OK.See you.
Okay, but I'm only supposed to use this for business calls.
On, on, vandersexxx!
One of our English speaking tour guides has called in sick.
Only I can forgive you now, my son.
Ooh, girl. Girl... girl.
Or is it cool to just let my flag fly?
Or papal apartment. We're obviously not permitted.
Or should we check out the huge line at the Eiffel Tower?
Or the fireworks factory upstairs, you will be incinerated,
Our money, passports, tickets... Everything, gone!
Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Oy!
Oy!
Pardon me.
Paris! I can't wait.
Perhaps you should give yourself to someone else...
Piss off! Get in here and say that,
Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate!
Pleased to meet you. My name is Christoph.
Pretty good.
Prudes who left Europe, because they hated
Reading Mieke's old emails again?
Reading your email.
Really want to go
Relax. Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin. It's a nothing commute.
Right?
Right? That's hot.
Rings this bell to notify the people of Rome.
Room 214.
Run!
Safe word!
Sangria.
Scott? Scott Thomas?
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Scotty doesn't know That Fiona and me
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty has to know Scotty has to know
Scotty has to Scotty has to go
Scotty, Girl Scouts have pen pals.
Scotty, it's not you. It's me.
Scotty, where the hell are we going?
Scotty?
Scotty? Scotty!
Scotty's gotta go!
Scusi.
See what I'm talking about? This is predictable Scotty talking.
See? That's a picture of Mieke and his cute cousin, Jan.
She blocked her email account, her phone number's not listed.
She enrolled in a summer at sea program, based in Rome.
She makes girls in our high school look like walruses.
She tells him she's in church But she doesn't go
She would not tell me why.
She'll be quite unreachable.
She's a keeper, huh? Oh, wow.
She's always been very interested in the classics,
She's not in here.
Should a fire occur, due to our faulty wiring,
Show her the picture, Scotty.
Show them something they haven't seen.
Shut the hell up!
Similar to our Michelle.
Similar to our Michelle.
Since you no longer have a girlfriend, maybe I could come to America
Sing the Manchester United song.
Smile, you two!
So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know
So Europe's most nubile exhibitionists head to the deserted beach
So go to Berlin.
So I could tell you one thing.
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it
So nobody touches my camera but me.
So please keep your hands off my genitals,
So she found a program that combines all her interests.
So sleek, so powerful.
So, are the girls coming back?
So, how's Jenny?
So, it was really nice to meet you.
So, it's just you and me for the entire summer.
So, it's over?
So, that's it.
So, tomorrow, Berlin.
So, we got 27 cents left.
So, what's the etiquette on boners?
Sober as a judge.
Soccer hooligans.
Sold it.
Sometimes, we find our clients are so overwhelmed with the pleasure,
Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore.
Sorry.
Sorry. I know I fucked it up.
Sounds great.
Still she's on her knees And Scotty doesn't know
Still she's on her knees And Scotty doesn't know
Still she's on her knees And Scotty doesn't know
Still writing that guy? I thought that was for German class.
Stop! Hammer time!
Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay.
Ta.
Take a look at this.
Take it all, you dirty girl.
Take off the pope hat.
Take that fudging thing off!
Take your mitts off them boys!
Tells him she's in church But she doesn't go
Tells him she's... What?
Thanks for sticking with me through this, guys, but...
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That guy in the orange jacket is mentally retarded.
That is a good question, and... Scotty?
That is some pretty fucked up shit.
That is the bell of San Marco.
That they sometimes scream out,no,
That wanker's got a frog football shirt on!
That was a pretty wild night, eh?
That way. I'd stake my reputation on it.
That's better... Keep rubbing it
That's from both of us.
That's hogwash. I handed it to him myself yesterday.
That's huge.
That's Jan, a man's name, and that's not Mike,
That's Mike. I mean, Mieke.
That's my guidebook.
That's very sweet of you. Thanks.
That's who you've been writing to all this time?
That's why France and Germany have always been allies.
That's you guys.
The 30, the 20, the 10...
The best freakin' team in all the land! Whoo hoo!
The girls never came. The girls never came!
The graduate and his beautiful girlfriend. OK?
The hat is on fire!
The morning train
The only thing I know is she lives in Berlin.