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Battleship (2012)

Battleship (2012)

"Battleship" is a gripping sci-fi action film released in 2012, inspired by the classic board game. Directed by Peter Berg, the movie boasts an incredible cast, including Taylor Kitsch as Lt. Alex Hopper, Brooklyn Decker as Samantha Shane, and Liam Neeson as Admiral Shane. The story unfolds when Earth comes under attack from a powerful alien force, and the fate of humanity rests in the hands of the crew members aboard the USS John Paul Jones battleship. As the battle intensifies, the film combines heart-pounding action, stunning visual effects, and intense performances to create an epic cinematic experience. If you're a fan of explosive blockbusters, you can play and download the thrilling sounds of "Battleship" right here!

A Bronze Star in Afghanistan? The same man.
A car that doesn't start. You're living on my couch!
A game change.
A job, or... You said job twice.
A little too much sleep for you? Yes, sir.
A missile, past Iwashiro.
A new alternator belt, so I don't have to drive you everywhere.
A special acknowledgment to Commander Stone Hopper, United States Navy.
A toast.
Acquiring courage.
Acquiring courage.
Admiral Shane!
Adversity is the state in which man
After all these years, that finally just clicked.
Aimed at target.
Alex, it's coming your way!
All engines ahead, flank.
All engines ahead, flank. Aye, sir.
All engines ahead. Aye, sir!
All engines, ahead flank.
All hands, man your battle stations.
All right, let's get her to sea. We have got work to do.
All right, princess, go get 'em.
All right?
All right. Let's go.
All you need to do is call him.
And a bunch of other stuff I don't understand.
And all roads leading to this mountain have been destroyed.
And even if I had a user's manual
And half a man ain't enough to be a soldier.
And has a depth of about two nautical miles.
And his stubbornness cost the United States.
And I am asking your permission to marry your daughter.
And I am sorry I let you down.
And I look forward to seeing you at sea
And I love her.
And I'd like to welcome you on board
And I'm going to talk to your father as soon as I get back.
And I'm madly in love with her.
And identify yourself, over.
And is the right mass to sustain an atmosphere.
And it's some hydration and some oxygen saturation,
And look him straight in the eyes.
And no one has the right to ask any more of you,
And put your ass in the co pilot's seat, sir!
And six weeks to go through it all,
And the helmet is, basically, extreme sunglasses.
And then they will use it to slingshot their transmission.
And they, whatever they are, are somewhere in the middle.
And this dynamic is the following.
And took out 25,000 people?
And we got back an alien response?
And we have no way to hit them from a safe distance.
And?
And? And they have the exact same eyes.
ANGUS: Jimmy! Oh, my God!
ANGUS: That's not going to help, is it?
ANNOUNCER 1: A penalty kick has been awarded to the United States.
ANNOUNCER 1: Big save! Great save!
ANNOUNCER 1: Hopper sails one miles over the crossbar, nowhere near the goal.
ANNOUNCER 1: Hopper... Goal!
ANNOUNCER 1: It was a very poor attempt by the obviously injured Alex Hopper.
ANNOUNCER 1: Looks like it's going to be his little brother, Alex Hopper.
ANNOUNCER 1: Stone Hopper has come up the field.
ANNOUNCER 1: Stone Hopper has placed it perfectly.
ANNOUNCER 1: U.S.A. 's Ordy squares the ball over to number 6, Alan.
ANNOUNCER 2: All eyes on Hopper.
ANNOUNCER 2: And by contact, you mean Nagata kicked him in the face.
ANNOUNCER 2: Big save! Stone Hopper, he's answered every test today.
ANNOUNCER 2: Clever backheel into space...
ANNOUNCER 2: If I was Stone, I would have picked another shooter.
ANNOUNCER 2: Indeed it is, but a storm is brewing on the field
ANNOUNCER 2: We are now into stoppage time. Can the U.S. tie it up?
ANNOUNCER 2: What a heartbreak for the U.S.
Any warship, police or military personnel, please respond, over.
Are the weapons ready?
Are you a Captain?
Are you crazy? That's a museum.
Are you kidding me? Hopper's running the ship?
Are you kidding me? Hopper's running the ship?
Are you ready for this? Born.
Are you ready to play with the big boys?
Are you seeing what I am seeing?
Are you sure?
Art of War.
As from now,
As from right this second, there is a new dynamic at play.
As the scrappy U.S.A. team is butting heads with Japan.
Attack by who?
Attack, sir? Really?
Awesome!
Awesome!
Aye, aye, sir.
Aye, sir.
Babe, it's a formality.
Babe, you need to get out of there.
BARTENDER: It ain't happening. Chicken burrito her.
Base course, 2 2 0. Speed, 25.
BASE OFFICER: Comms are down up here. You got anything?
Battleships are great ships.
Be safe and keep charging.
Be safe out there, look out for each other and keep charging.
Bearing is 2 3 2 true, approximately 8,000 yards.
Beast, flashlight.
Beast, I didn't know five seconds ago, and I don't know now.
Beast, update.
Because if so, they have gone way too far.
Because the Chinese have sampled it.
Because they might want to fuel up their jets.
Because this is my pet lizard, sir. Penelope the Third.
Been working on a destroyer, haven't you?
Before being de commissioned and replaced
Before being de commissioned and replaced
Being especially free of admirers then.
Best cover your ears.
Boom.
Bra, I've never...
Brace.
BRIDGE OFFICER: Captain on the bridge!
Bridge, main control. I got eight boilers hot.
Bridge, starboard lookout. I've got an unknown surface contact.
Bridge, TAO. I've got nothing at 2 3 7.
Bring up chart plot.
Bronson is going to take it.
Bronson!
BROWLEY: Are you kidding me?
But for an Earth like planet, the distance is just right.
But I'm asking.
But other places were also affected.
But that's not what it means.
But then there's destroyers, which are just awesome.
But they are kind of like dinosaurs.
But they are kind of like dinosaurs.
But this is boob ish behavior.
But wasting lives will not help.
But we took Penelope to the beach one time, which was a terrible idea.
But... No means no, Hopper.
By the way, that girl you were trying to impress last night,
Cal! Huh?
Cal.
Cal.
Calm down, okay? I'm going to frigging save you.
Captain Lou, Malaysia.
Captain Nagata kindly reached out to help.
Captain Nagata, Japan.
Captain Nagata.
Captain! Captain!
Captain.
Cell phones, radios, Internet, everything is shut down.
CHAIRMAN: Mr. Secretary, four of the five objects landed in the Pacific Ocean.
Champion, when I was 12.
Chart plot. Bring it up.
Check safe, check clear. Check safe, check clear.
Cheers.
Chicken burrito, roger that.
Chicken. Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Chief Moore. OFFICER: Sir.
Clear the bridge. Clear the bridge!
Closed, number one is armed.
Combat, Captain. I have a visual on the track bearing 2 3 7 on the horizon.
Come along, Hopper.
Come on, Beast.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, Hopper, cozy up to Nagata.
Come on, Jimmy! Whoo!
Come on, let's go.
Come on, take the picture, Beast.
Come on, you with me?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Damn it!
Come on. We're just about there.
COMMANDANT: We are in contact with Admiral Shane of Pacific Fleet.
Commander.
Commence air operations.
Communications?
Congratulations to Japan, our 2012 RIMPAC Cup winners.
Contact DESRON ONE. Commence anti submarine warfare exercises.
Contact ETA, 21 seconds.
Contact is seven miles out, and closing fast.
Cooperation and collaboration amongst the countries is the goal.
Copy that. I love you.
Copy that. Signal the John Paul Jones.
Copy, sir.
CORA: But, sir, that's the wrong direction!
CORA: Contact, two miles out.
CORA: Foxtrot, 2 4.
CORA: General quarters, general quarters.
CORA: Nothing, sir.
CORA: Roger. Echo 1 1.
CORA: Roger. Echo 1 1.
CORA: Saddle Ridge will be in weapons range in five minutes.
Correct.
Correct. But I don't think they can see us, either.
Could I get a beer and a chicken burrito, please?
Dad?
Did he just say Jerry Lewis?
Did you get me that?
Did you see it?
Dismissed.
Display NOAA data.
Do not waste a wish on a girl.
Do you have a piece of equipment that can make a call?
Do you have anything to say to me? Anything?
Do you know who her father is?
Do you realize you're still the same man that won the Golden Gloves at 22?
Do you think that looks like a door? ANGUS: A door?
Do you think that this could be some
Do you understand that?
Do you want to die today? Do you want to die?
Don't get too close to it.
Don't you have something more important you should be doing right now?
Drop it now!
Drop port anchor. What?
Easy...
Eat it! Take it! Let go! Let go.
Elevation? 2 2 0.
Enjoy these naval exercises, Hopper.
Especially you, gentlemen. It's a true honor.
Establish communications, reinforcements, follow on forces.
Every 24 hours, our station in Hawaii
Everything you've got!
Examples of the finest men to have ever served in any navy.
Excellent.
EXECUTIVE OFFICER: We've lost contact with base. All comms are offline.
Eye on spotter, sir.
Fire a warning shot. One round, ten mil, left offset.
Fire control is offline. I need three minutes.
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire! CIC, fire!
Fire. Fire.
Firing mechanism reset! Secure the hatch.
First off, I'd like to welcome you all to the RIMPAC International Naval War Games.
First, we are bringing all available resources to bear.
Five minutes, starting now.
For extraordinary heroism.
For your exceptional heroism and gallantry in combat operations.
Forget World Cup, this is the RIMPAC Cup final.
Four hours, I copy.
Freeze!
From here on, until I state otherwise, there will be no more debate,
From RIMPAC?
G'day!
G'day. Shut up.
Get me the Sampson. Yes, sir.
Get me to the John Paul Jones.
Get on your gun. Yes, sir.
Get on your gun. Yes, sir.
Get out of here!
Get out to Coronado and get your hands dirty with the big boys?
Get ready for overtime.
Get the guns online and we're going to ram this thing!
Get the guns online, and we ram this thing.
Get them out of the water.
Get up.
Get your ass to CIC.
Get your goddamn eye on that spotter!
Give me your permission.
Give Tony my best, but I don't need you
Go mess with him and see what happens.
Go, go, go!
Go, that's your call. Knock 'em out.
Good afternoon, Sampson.
Good choice.
Good job out there, Dad.
Good morning, Mr. Zapata.
Good to be here.
Good.
Goodbye, everyone.
Got it, chief.
Got it, sir. On my camera.
Got some weird activity on all the radar screens.
Great start.
Great, you and Mustard can go and make some memories on Mauna Kea.
GUARD: That way, sir.
GUNNER: Gentle, boys. Gentle, gentle.
GUNNER: Loaded.
GUNNER: Stop! WALTER: Clear!
GUNNER: We need help! We need to get the carrier over here!
GUNNER: We need help! We need to get the carrier over here!
Had the highest overall rating last year.
Happy birthday, little brother.
Happy birthday. Blow out your candle and make a wish.
Hard left rudder.
Hard starboard.
Hard starboard. Aye, sir!
Has also made impact with the Pacific Ocean.
Has anyone called the Chinese? Because this is no meteor.
He could send this into overtime.
He doesn't hate you. Shut up. Shut up.
He hates me.
He hates the man.
He is a great humanitarian, sir.
He is definitely concussed.
He loves his daughter, she loves you. He's going to respect that.
He refused to come out of the game
He runs the whole damn fleet!
He said, One day we would find them,
He said, We ain't alone.
He said...
He was a handsome man.
He's a tactical actions officer
He's going to smash my face in.
He's losing his mind, all over again.
He's not dead! He's not dead!
He's not going to smash your face in.
HELICOPTER GUNNER: Abandon 9 30!
Hello, Hopper.
HELMSMAN: Sir, we have a hull breach.
Help me!
Here we go.
Hey, Lieutenant, you good?
Hey, Mike. Admiral.
Hey, ref! (WHISTLE BLOWING)
Hey, wait up! Don't leave! Don't leave!
Hey. I thought you would be out of range by now.
Hi, Dr. Nogrady.
Hit it!
Hmm...
Holy shit!
Holy shit! A hit, sir! Hit!
Home of Planet G.
Homer, sir.
Hopper needs five minutes of your time.
Hopper, let's go, come on. Hopper!
HOPPER: Get in there!
HOPPER: I have around five minutes of left time.
HOPPER: It's a buoy.
HOPPER: Pearl Harbor here, we're approximately here,
HOPPER: Raikes...
HOPPER: Status of weapons?
HOPPER: That buoy is underwater.
HOPPER: This way.
HOPPER: What do you see?
HOPPER: Where did we find it?
HOPPER: Yes, yes, I knew that.
Hopper!
Hopper!
Hopper! There's a helo headed for the Sampson.
Hopper?
How about now? GUNNER: Still a little tight.
How are we looking? It's all reef.
How are your driving skills?
How do you track water displacement?
How is he?
How is it that you screw everything up?
How you doing? Burritos, right there.
I ain't never seen an alien. Have you ever seen an alien?
I am hoping somebody here can explain this to me.
I am looking at it, Mr. Strodell.
I am sensing a lot of anger.
I am sorry, I don't have that number.
I am with NASA.
I began to fall.
I believe it's for that asset they have domed the islands.
I can see fish, Ordy. Come on, man.
I can't because it's down there, in that nest of aliens.
I can't get a line on it.
I can't get a line on it.
I can't.
I couldn't get Beyonce either.
I do not possess that kind of courage.
I don't have a death wish, thank you very much.
I don't know what to do, sir.
I don't know what you're thinking, sir.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Wherever it is they're from.
I don't need radar.
I don't think so.
I don't.
I doubt it takes much to freak him out.
I feel you.
I got a burrito! I got it!
I got it!
I got it! Firing it up!
I got tazed.
I got this guy, Tony. He said he can get you a construction job.
I hope I ain't around when that day comes.
I hope so, sir. Call me, Hopper.
I just don't get it, man.
I kept telling them no, and they kept...
I know you will, sir.
I like it.
I love you, too.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you. I love you, too.
I love you. I love you.
I may be free of admirers right now but there is still time?
I mean, even I couldn't get Beyonce.
I mean, I'm not saying that you are a boob,
I need that round. We need to bring it to turret two.
I need to know when we round this point if we can hold her tight.
I need you and your friend off of this mountain right now.
I need you off this mountain, right now.
I said, it's going to be like Columbus and the Indians,
I saved the world.
I swear you said, Donald Trump. Want to clarify?
I think I heard a Mike Tyson, as well.
I think I will have a chicken burrito.
I told them it was a bad idea, but they kept yanking.
I told them that something like this could happen.
I want a chicken burrito.
I want every available plane on this ship in the air, now!
I want everything loaded.
I want you to focus on that green marker,
I was actually talking about you, Nagata.
I was within the rules. Really?
I will get you your chicken burrito.
I will personally...
I would like the Commanding Officers to come to the stage.
I would like you to send a team over and take a closer look.
I'll do it the second you come up here
I'll tell you what, boys, this is a head stumper.
I'm a pretty lucky guy, you know that?
I'm Cal Zapata. We sent out a beacon.
I'm encountering some severe...
I'm far from more aware than you of the need to get inside there.
I'm fine. Bronson, you're gonna take this.
I'm fine. I don't need your help.
I'm going in. You're not going in.
I'm going to walk up to him, man to man,
I'm hungry.
I'm keeping you on your toes.
I'm nervous. Shades off.
I'm not getting in. This is your show, now.
I'm not sure how you say it in English.
I'm not sure.
I'm over it.
I'm skeptical that Hopper is 100 percent.
I'm sorry, but there is no possible way that I'm going down there.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I messed up.
I'm squared away.
I'm the idiot that's going to kick it through your keeper's face.
I'm thinking an Arleigh Burke class destroyer
I'm wishing you success and growth, and happiness.
I've always stayed out of your business, haven't I?
I've got a bad feeling about this.
I've got five distinct objects...
If a planet's too far away from its sun, it's too cold.
If five ships can do this, what do you think 50 can do,
If he's human, could you have him put the gun down?
If Hopper scores, the U.S. will go into overtime.
If I could get to my spectrum analyzer, then, theoretically,
If it gets hit by a wave, it transmits a signal.
If it's too close to its sun, it's too hot.
If Jimmy says he's getting in, he's getting in!
If there is intelligent life out there, and they come here
If they have lost their communication ship, how could they do that?
If they have lost their communication ship, how could they do that?
If we return to Pearl
If you can't...
If you change your mind... I won't.
If you did, it was only in reference to the fact
If you give me five minutes
If you have to tell me 1, 2, 3, you don't start with
If you want to talk about anything...
If you'll just give me one second...
In presenting the Navy Cross to Commander Stone Hopper
In the face of overwhelming enemy force.
In the Pacific Ocean, off the coast of Hawaii.
Incoming on the right!
Incoming, headed for the John Paul Jones.
Incoming! Incoming!
India 3 7.
India 3 7. Loaded.
Is about to rain hell down on this mountaintop.
Is everyone accounted for?
Is everyone all right?
Is everyone all right? OFFICER 1: All good, Chief.
Is my back all right?
Is that accurate?
Is there anything besides anger in there, Mick?
Is this some kind of exercise?
It appears the event is headed your way.
It has the resources that could take this entire mountain out.
It is my great pleasure to present you with a Silver Star
It is my great privilege to recognize
It isn't anything from this planet.
It only orbits into range once every 24 hours.
It should be right there, but we are not seeing anything.
It still makes no sense.
It takes a fortuitous bounce.
It will take a miracle to keep her off the reef.
It would be a thankful honor
It would be an honor to have your permission to marry her.
It would be an honor to have your permission.
It's a start, Mick.
It's a stupid, nincompoop idea.
It's closed. Too late, pal.
It's fine.
It's going down!
It's going to be a great year.
It's going to be like Columbus and the Indians.
It's heading towards us.
It's literally not of this Earth.
It's made of a material that does not exist in the periodic table.
It's me speaking, you listening. Me saying, you doing.
It's more like a pulse, it's not a brick wall. There are gaps, okay?
It's my birthday and my wish.
It's not impossible.
It's right there. Please?
It's so close to the way we say it.
It's something in the neighborhood
It's still unclear exactly what it was that hit Hong Kong.
It's the North Koreans, I'm telling you.
It's too late to eat a burrito. Too many complex carbs.
It's weird, man.
It's weird, man.
It's your ship, sir. You're senior officer, sir.
JACKIE: ...or anything that might be out there listening.
JACKIE: It seems as though NASA is setting up shop
Japan, 2. The United States, 1.
Jerry Lewis?
JIMMY: Incoming, incoming! Sir, they're coming from both directions!
JIMMY: Negative, sir.
JIMMY: One of their transporters must have crashed
JIMMY: Sir, if I could just have a minute.
JIMMY: What the heck is that?
JIMMY: Who is this guy?
John Paul Jones, Charlie Oscar.
John Paul Jones, this is Sampson, Charlie Oscar.
Johnny, chicken burrito her.
Johnny.
JOOD: Incoming, incoming!
JOOD: Sir, they're bringing up all the rounds from the lower mag right now.
Just like the great Jerry Lewis.
Just make sure you're on it!
Just not today.
Just one twist of the key and we will be good.
Just the helmet. Just the helmet.
Just the radio frequencies.
Keep going. Just a little bit more.
Keep the ship out of the surf and spray...
Kitchen's closed, Hopper.
Klyvich is offline. Should be back in two minutes.
Ladies and gentlemen, please prepare to bear witness to the making of history.
Lawrencium?
Lead with that next time. Okay, Danny?
Left, hard rudder! Left, hard rudder, sir!
Legs on.
Let me remind you that this is a combat vessel
Let's give them a warning, Helmsman.
Let's go, we have to jump!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Come on!
Let's see if we can't buy the world another day.
Let's take these bastards somewhere they don't want to go.
Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, retired, Mick Canales.
Lieutenant Commander Alex Hopper.
Lieutenant Hopper, what an honor. Thank you for joining us.
Lieutenant!
Light it up!
Light them up.
Light your cupcake and raise your glass.
Like destroyers.
Like, We're going to need a new planet kind of bad feeling.
Listen, they're here at the satellite array at Saddle Ridge, do you copy?
Lock down the ship!
Love you, too.
Make sure your ass is on it.
Making significant contact with Hong Kong,
MAN 1: Let's all be seated.
Man, look at yourself.
MAN: Hey, Jack!
MAN: Just scramble the jets, Admiral.
MAN: Keep your feet together.
MAN: Stand up nice and tall.
MAN: What the hell is Hopper doing?
Many governments have declared martial law.
May I please marry your daughter?
May this be a great year for you.
Maybe we should call NASA.
Maybe we should call the Air Force,
Me and my crew, we're going to have to be on our toes this year
Me neither.
MICK: Any station this net, any station this net, this is a call for help.
MICK: Just get in the vehicle. Let's go.
MICK: Keep going!
MICK: We better get gone, too.
Mick!
Mick! Don't leave me alone.
Mick! Where are you going?
Mildly impressive, Hopper.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Most easily becomes acquainted with himself
Move like water?
MULLENARO: Fire!
Multinational maritime exercise.
Mustard's dead. Mustard got hit by a dump truck.
My brother would have done the same.
My chair is your chair, sir.
My dad said they would come. He said it my whole life.
My dog, Mustard, could climb this mountain.
My feet can't get any closer.
My God.
My grandmother could climb this mountain.
My radar's totally down, sir.
My uplink never misses. It's not going to miss.
My way is much more simple.
My words.
Nagata made contact with Hopper inside the box.
NASA DIRECTOR: We are looking at the very real possibility
NASA have called us. They're on the phone right now.
NASA?
Natsu campu.
Negative, sir, it's moving all over the place.
Negative, sir.
Negative, sir.
Negative.
Never been more sure of anything in my life.
NEWSCASTER 1: RIMPAC is the world's largest
NEWSCASTER 2: RIMPAC is a military ballet of 14 navies...
NEWSCASTER 3: 20, 000 Navy personnel.
NEWSCASTER 3: Relationship building is the key.
NEWSCASTER 4: Not all the action is taking place out on the water.
NEWSCASTER: The news has sparked global unrest as populations panic,
Nice one. It's a joke, right?
No more discussion, no more compromise!
No problem. We will get a team in the water right away.
No, he's not a Captain because he's always late. Come on.
No, sir. I got nothing, sir!
No, they're gone. They're gone.
No, we are not.
No! Let's just...
No.
No.
No.
No. Great. All right.
NOGRADY: It is the strong belief of the Chinese
NOGRADY: Looking at the grid patterns,
NOGRADY: The Air Force is online.
NOGRADY: Today really marks the first stage
NOGRADY: What is it, Parker? Take a look at this.
Not dead! Not dead!
Not even close.
Not good, sir. Not good.
Not much.
Not today.
Not your driving.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for lunch.
Now!
Now.
Of an unprecedented technological advancement.
OFFICER 2: (ON RADIO) Just heard something on Level Four.
OFFICER: All right, let's start this turn! JOOD: Aye, sir!
OFFICER: Confirm Lieutenant Hopper en route.
OFFICER: Securing SPY, sir.
Oh, brother, somebody is going to kiss the donkey.
Oh, my God! My back!
Oh, my God! What the hell? (SCREAMS)
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit, is he a cyborg? Are you guys with them?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Move it, Raikes!
Oh, uh, Dr. Nogrady is on the phone for you, too.
Oh, yes, sir.
Oh!
Okay, calm down. I can't.
Okay, go. I'm all over it.
Okay, sir, I put the helmet on,
Okay, so they can't see us and we can't see them.
Okay.
Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
Okay. Thank you!
On a ship of your own command, soon.
On the other side of the barrier.
On the radar, sir.
On this outstanding exercise...
On what we know about the situation in Hawaii.
One looks where he kicks,
One minute left.
Only, we're the Indians.
Or 500 or 5,000 or 500,000?
Or I'm going to break my steel leg off into your ass.
Or the Conquistadors and the Incans.
Or they would find us.
Or Tony's help, for that matter.
Ord, get your ass to the lee helm.
Ordnance?
Ordy, anything?
Ordy, anything?
Ordy, is it possible? Can you do it?
Ordy, stop talking for a second.
Ordy, you are way too close! Come left!
Our communications station in Hawaii has the ability
PILOT 1: That's a negative on all frequencies.
PILOT 2: Kill the engines!
Place Mount 51 in remote, batteries released.
Please don't waste it.
Port barrel. Ready to rock and roll.
Port side ready!
Potentially perfect for sustaining life.
Prepare to be boarded.
Prepare yourself.
Probably.
Purrs like a kitten.
Raikes, up.
Raikes, you better be there.
Raikes, you're with me. Let's go!
Raikes!
Raikes! Get to the gun plot, finger on the trigger.
Rapid, continued fire!
Ready to fire.
Ready to fire. Fire!
Ready to rock and roll, sir.
Reagan control, this is Rough Rider 4 0 4.
Real bad idea, Lieutenant.
Really?
Receiving this award, on behalf of his brother,
Release the anchor.
Reload! Reload!
Request you establish communications
Right around Diamond Head, here.
Right here in our own backyard.
Right here! You're almost there, come on!
Right in the middle of your back.
Right now, our navy is effectively trapped outside the area.
Right now, you're going to acquire that courage,
Roger that.
Roger that. How would you suggest that I prepare myself, sir?
Roger.
Romeo 2 6.
RONNIE: We think there's something inside of it.
Rough Rider 4 0 4, come in. Do you copy?
Rough world.
Run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo.
SAILOR 1: We've got two down, sir!
SAILOR 2: Go, go, go! Get in the water! Go!
Sam, how are your driving skills?
SAM: Can you hear me?
SAM: How is it?
SAM: Mick, put your gun down.
SAM: Slow breaths, slow breaths.
SAM: That's the John Paul Jones.
SAM: You're doing pretty good for a guy who doesn't want to be hiking.
Sam?
Sam's a physical therapist now.
Satellite dishes here on Oahu

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