Road House (1989) Edit

A new windshield will cost you more than that old beater's worth.

A polar bear fell on me.

After you.

Ain't gonna kill you.

Ain't it peculiar how money seems to do that very thing?

All right, that's enough.

All right, y'all, we'll be back in ten. We gotta drain the main vein. Stick around.

All right.

All right. Who's gonna tell me what the hell happened here?

All the businesses in town belong to it.

All you have to do is watch my back and each others'.

And cut it the fuck loose.

And I'm not gonna lose a second's sleep about it.

And if I'm not there, you're there.

And three: Be nice.

And to protect my investment, I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here.

And when he did he fucked up.

And you know why? Because I like you.

And you'll both be nice.

And you're not?

Anybody else here dealing?

Anyway, I've come into a little bit of money.

Are you always better than they are?

Are you gonna take the stand against him?

Argh!

Argh!

Ask for a little contribution to improve the town, everybody digs deep, except him.

Ask him to walk, be nice.

Aw, shit.

Bastard! Let go!

Beautiful day, isn't it?

Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?

Big, bad Dalton.

Brad Wesley, he's not afraid of anything, right?

Brad Wesley.

Breakfast.

Bullshit!

But a lot of the guys who come in here, we can't handle one on one.

But I'm on my break.

But it's amazing what you can get used to, huh?

But now I just don't have the time.

But what are you gonna win? Who's this for anyway? Are you doing it for them?

But you and I know that isn't so, don't we?

But you, O'Connor, somehow I don't believe you.

But, Christ, you get paid for beating people up. Tell me you don't love it.

By God, you're a put together woman.

By the way, Oscar, Bandstand's all yours.

Bye.

Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse don't belong.

Can I buy you guys a drink?

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Carter!

Christ, I'm just like you. I came up the hard way, from the streets of Chicago.

Christ, JC Penney is coming here because of me. You ask anybody, they'll tell you.

Cody. Later.

Come on, motherfucker.

Come on, move it.

Come on.

Cool him off.

Cos you're a bleeder. You bleed too much.

D'you always carry your medical records with you?

Dalton, check this out. Wesley wants to put a little something down on a new car.

Dalton!

Dalton?

Dalton.

Dalton.

Dalton.

Dalton...

Damn it. Mongrel!

Darling.

Did I explain it wrong?

Did she?

Dig a hole.

Do you ever win a fight?

Doc...

Does a hobbyhorse have a wooden dick?

Don't bet on it.

Don't come back, peckerhead.

Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.

Don't give me no lip, Lord.

Don't mean to bust up the party, but my shift starts in a couple of hours.

Don't you forget it.

Drinking and having a good time.

Elvis, play something with balls.

Emmet, talk to me. Are you all right?

Emmet!

Emmet!

Ernie, what's the story?

Escort this gentleman to the door.

Ever seen a better pair of attitudes?

Every week.

Everybody pay?

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Expect the unexpected.

Find that prick.

Fine, ain't they?

For 20 years I've watched Wesley get richer while everybody else got poorer.

Forget it.

Frank Tilghman.

From now on he's in charge of all the bar business. What he says goes.

Fuck. Anybody got a mirror?

Fucking around somewhere I shouldn't have been at the time. I was very drunk.

Garrett. Oh, my God.

Gee, I've never heard that before.

Get him out of here now.

Get out.

Get outta here!

Get this piece of shit coward out of here.

Get those firemen in here. I wanna buy them a drink.

Get up! Hey, get up!

Give me the biggest guy in the world, you smash his knee, he'll drop like a stone.

Go ahead.

Go ahead. Do it, go on.

Go fuck yourself.

Go on, Dalton. Kick his ass!

God, he's great coming out of the gate, but not much for stamina.

Goddamn, that hurts, doesn't it?

Good to see you.

Good. Then some other place has gotta be open. Let's go.

Got blindsided by a bottle of Jack Daniel's.

Got it.

Great.

Great.

Guess I picked the wrong guy.

Hang on.

Hank. Hank!

Happen to be in the neighbourhood, huh?

Hardly.

He keeps taking and taking until somebody takes him.

He killed a guy once.

He was in better shape.

He's got the sheriff and the whole police force in his pocket!

He's my only sister's son, and if he doesn't have me, who's he got?

He's my uncle.

He's working at the Double Deuce.

Hell, you took all my boys.

Hell, you took Jimmy.

Here you go.

Hey, buddy, what are you doin'? Are you gonna kiss 'em or not?

Hey, Dalton.

Hey, Dalton. Have a Bloody Mary?

Hey, get the fuck away from him.

Hey, hey!

Hey, hotshot...

Hey, how'd you like to tell us what the fuck's goin' on?

Hey, look, pal, we don't...

Hey, there's a fight out back!

Hey, you'll be fine. Come on.

Hey, you're paid to play. Play.

Hey! Don't let him bother you.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Dr Clay.

Hm?

Hm. Come on.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Hold on a second.

How about some gold plastic?

How d'you like that, Kung Fu?

How do you explain that?

How does $100 a month strike you?

How's a guy like you end up a bouncer?

How's it going, mijo?

I ain't got 20 bucks.

I am only good at one thing, Doc. I never lose.

I believe we all have a purpose on this earth.

I believe you, Tinker.

I brought the mall here. I got the 7 Eleven. I got the Photomat here.

I can call a friend in Springfield who works with the FBI.

I can do that without you.

I can live with that.

I can't believe you're still dragging that shit around with you.

I care about you, Dalton. You don't know him.

I didn't hear you say that.

I didn't say that.

I didn't see nothing.

I don't fly.

I don't know.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I figure he's costing you about $150 a night.

I finally get this place just the way I want it, and now we're running out of booze.

I fucking knew it.

I got somebody I want you to meet.

I gotta find Doc.

I hate this place.

I have a cousin in Memphis. Tells me you killed a man down there.

I have a little club outside Kansas City called the Double Deuce.

I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but...

I know exactly who Brad Wesley is. I have seen his kind many times.

I know you.

I know you're not a nice guy.

I love it.

I love this guy. Isn't he cute?

I love you, mijo.

I need a drink.

I need somebody to help me clean the place up.

I need the best.

I never thought you'd turn on me, too.

I run the show... completely.

I said one beer, senor.

I saw your picture in Red Webster's place.

I say let her dance.

I see you found my trophy room, Dalton.

I should have let you go, Jimmy.

I sure ain't gonna show you my dick.

I swear he does that just to piss me off.

I think I can take you.

I thought it would be fun to fight you, Dalton. I really did.

I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

I wanna tell you something else.

I want you to remember that it's a job.

I'd be fine if you'd get off of me.

I'd better take you home.

I'd like to make a better life for myself.

I'll see you.

I'll take care of it.

I'll take it.

I'll tell you what, for 20 bucks...

I'm Carrie Ann.

I'm gonna kill you the old fashioned way.

I'm shy.

I'm telling you straight.

I've called every supplier I know.

I've put a lot of money and time into this.

If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice.

If I keep talking, you're gonna go off thinking I'm a nice guy.

If I was doin' any better I couldn't live with myself. And you?

If it keeps you in the Church's good graces.

If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice.

If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you.

If you need anything anything you just let me know.

If you want to go, go. Get the fuck out of here and leave me alone.

If you'd like to stop by the Double Deuce sometime, I can buy you a coffee if you...

If you're gonna have a pet, keep it on a leash.

If you're smart, you'd pitch your tent.

Is she?

Is that it, Dalton? You scared to fight me?

It ain't the money, but if I don't charge you...

It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.

It seems to me you'd be a little more... philosophical about it.

It tells me to gather unto me what is mine.

It used to be a sweet deal.

It'll get worse before it gets better.

It'll take a few days. Aerial I can get you now.

It's a small town, Dalton.

It's all right. We were just having a little fun.

It's going to change.

It's my way or the highway.

It's obvious nobody here can stand up to him.

It's OK, Jim. Take a break.

It's OK. I'm sorry.

It's over!

It's quiet and the horses let me know if anybody comes around.

It's time for you gentlemen to leave.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Jimmy, you have a customer on the lot.

Jimmy, you have a customer waiting for you on the lot.

Kid here got his head cracked.

Ladies first, asshole.

Later.

Let go, dammit! Let fucking go!

Let's crank that thing up and head down the road.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's talk about this.

Listen, uh...

Little Rock.

Man, that sure sounds good.

Man, this toilet is worse than the one we worked in Dayton.

Maybe I ought to kick your ass.

Might as well be you.

Mind your own business, Dad.

Mm hm.

Morgan was born an asshole and just grew bigger.

Morning. I... brought you some breakfast.

Most of my patients would disagree with you.

Mr Tilghman has changed his mind. And that's all you need to know, son.

Mr Wesley wants to see you.

Mr Wesley!

Must've been 20 people look at that room this past year.

My advice would be scrap her.

My job.

My name is Tilghman.

Name's Dalton, right?

Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.

Nice old guy.

Nice work. Good, clean stitches.

No phone, no television, no conditioned air...

No, he wasn't.

No, I'll pay as I go.

No, sir.

No, sir.

No, why, boss?

No!

No! No! No!

No.

No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

No. Not really.

Nobody ever wins a fight.

Nobody wanted it. How come you do?

Now I leave it up to you to decide which one of you wants to say I'm sorry.

Now it's the kind of place that they sweep up the eyeballs after closing.

Now try it again. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a man who's untruthful.

Now we take care of each other.

Now, come on out, Dalton.

Now, come on. Get up.

Now, Pat McGurn is in the employ of Mr Wesley his uncle not Mr Tilghman.

Now, this. This is the new Double Deuce.

Of course you can dance, honey.

Of course you do. You wouldn't be human if you didn't.

Oh, a Mercedes!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I... It wasn't too hard. I mean... You know what I... mean.

Oh, I'll show you a scar. I'll show you one I'm real sentimental about, Doc.

Oh, it's all legal like. He formed the Jasper Improvement Society.

Oh, Jesus, not here. Follow me to the bathroom.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit, kid.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, terrific. Hope you're gonna clean that place up. Bad element over there.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that's $5.

Oh, yeah! You're gonna be my regular Saturday night thing, baby.

Oh, yeah. I've been thinkin' about you.

Oh, yes, you are. Let's go. Now!

Oh, you know. Nothing I'm not used to.

OK, Dalton, I've always wanted to try you.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

On drafts, one every ten.

One of 'em dies.

One old man?

One: Never underestimate your opponent.

Opinions vary.

Outside.

Over here.

Pat's got a weak constitution.

People who really wanna have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse.

Philosophy.

Pour me a beer, will you? I'll be back.

Pretty soon I'm gonna have to start charging that bum rent.

Put 'em back. This bar is closed for business.

Relax. Relax.

Remember that blonde? Whew! She could suck start a Harley.

Right now!

Ripped his throat right out.

Same town, new story, huh, pal?

Saves time.

She left me, though.

She's a runner.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit. I heard of you.

Sit the fuck down. Have a beer. I'll be back.

So anybody wants to walk, do it now.

So consider it severance pay. Take the train.

So what do you think?

So what does he take?

So, how'd you find me?

So?

Some guy name of Dalton.

Somebody has to do it.

Somebody's gotta pay somebody to do it.

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch! ♪

Stay on it.

Steve!

Still living in the past, aren't you?

Suit yourself.

Tails again.

Take out the trash.

Take this lady someplace where it's a little more romantic. Let's go.

Tell me...

Ten a kiss. Go ahead.

Ten per cent to start.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for the dance.

Thanks, Doc.

Thanks, Ernie.

Thanks, Red.

That dog won't hunt.

That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

That girl...

That guy at the end of the bar is fucking Dalton, man.

That's an estimate, of course.

That's what I call a mercy killing. I took him out of his misery.

That's what it is. It's made you an abuser.

That's why we're here.

The name is Dalton.

The only thing that's missing... is your ass.

The story is you fuck with him and he'll seal your fate.

The truck's here.

The word is that you've been spending time with Elizabeth Clay.

There he is.

There was only three of 'em.

There's only one person here you gotta prove anything to. That's Wesley himself.

They risked their lives to save a no good draft dodger like Red Webster.

They said I was lucky.

This Dalton, what's his story?

This has nothing to do with him.

This is my town.

This is our town, and don't you forget it.

This is the part where I tell you I want you for myself.

This is your place?

This isn't working out, Dalton.

This place has a sign over the urinal that says Don't eat the big, white mint.

This town is big enough for both of us.

Too dangerous.

Too ugly for you.

Two: Take it outside.

Uh oh.

Um, listen.

Um, man's search for faith. That sort of shit.

Up there.

Wa hoo! Come on, baby!

We can be gone by dawn, never see this place again.

We could build it back up. I'll help.

We're a long way from Memphis.

We're out of here.

We've been looking all over for you.

Well, amigo.

Well, anything I can do for you...

Well, help him up!

Well, here's what's on for today.

Well, how're we supposed to know when that is?

Well, I just have to flip a coin.

Well, I like her, so order me one, would you?

Well, I'll take it.

Well, I'm sayin' it now.

Well, it was a good night. Nobody died.

Well, last night that son of a bitch was afraid.

Well, Mr Dalton, you may add nine staples to your dossier of 31 broken bones...

Well, one of you boys owes me an apology.

Well, Red.

Well, we'd better go.

Well, what are you waiting for, Gary? Drive through there!

Well, who's gonna save 'em from you?

Well, with a fire like that, nothing they could do. Nothing. Jack Daniel's.

Well, you get him out of here, Elizabeth...

Well? What is it?

Wesley wins, man. We're out of here.

Wesley!

Wesley!

Wesley!

Wesley!

Wesley. Ernie, give me the phone.

What did you do there last night?

What happened? Did you get robbed?

What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

What the hell is wrong with you, Brad? Have you lost your mind?

What, you wanna kiss and make up?

What?

What?

What? You...!

What's the matter, you chicken dick? What are you afraid of? Me?

What's the matter?

What's this all about anyway?

When I came to this town after Korea there was nothing.

Where are you gonna go from here?

Where in the fuck are we going now?

Whisky's running low.

Why won't they deliver?

Why?

Will you shut that shit off?!

Would you be shocked if I said Let's go to my place and fuck?

Yeah, and I thought you'd be bigger.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Yeah, that's what they say.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah!

Yeah? So far he hasn't shown me shit.

Yeah? Well, something tells me you bring it on yourself.

Yeah.

Yeah. He raised me after my parents died. That's why I came back here.

Yeah... Well, I kinda figured you'd be by.

Yee ha.

Yo, Steve.

Yo, Steve.

Yo.

Yo. Wake the fuck up.

You are a sick man.

You are the bouncers. I am the cooler.

You bet your ass I have. And I'm gonna get richer.

You boys know that. That's why he's working as a bartender.

You came to tell me to leave.

You can die or you can kill the motherfucker.

You can leave any time you want to.

You could stay, Dalton. If you wanted to.

You don't have the right temperament.

You ever heard of a guy named Brad Wesley?

You expect me to believe that?

You go through a bottle every 30 minutes, you skim the till for six shots a bottle.

You got a name?

You got a skinny little runt named Dalton working here?

You got quite a little enterprise going here.

You got your hands full, kid.

You know that fucking cu...

You know, for that line of work, I thought you'd be bigger.

You know, I get off at two...

You know, I thought you'd be...

You know, you might even like it.

You live some kind of life, Dalton.

You lost your faith, Strodenmire.

You never know, son. Maybe she'll be smart enough for both of you.

You scared him last night.

You see anything, Red?

You see anything, Tinker?

You see, I'm stayin' and you're goin'!

You sure?

You the one who's got a room to rent?

You think you're gonna save these people from Wesley?

You wanna put in a standing order now?

You!

You're gonna be fine.

You're gonna have a lot of pain when you get older.

You're history.

You're just not too realistic.

You're just too persuasive for me, I guess.

You're not drinking. You're outta here.

You're out, too. We're selling booze here, not drugs.

You're outta here, pal.

You're right. Jimmy!

You're ripping my best fuckin' shirt.

You're weak. You got no endurance for pain.

You've gotten rich off the people in this town.

Your ass is mine, boy.

Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?

Your friend Wade?

1, 2, 3, 4.

1975, Albuquerque.

..you can kiss 'em. Are you kidding?

(crack) Argh! Argh!

(glass smashes) (woman) Hey!

(man) Damn good fight. (engine revs, tyres screech)

(music stops) I can't listen to that crap. It has no heart.

(Red) I've talked till I'm blue in the face. We could salvage the place, Red.

♪ All my...♪ ♪ My ex's live in Texas ♪

♪ Let it roll, baby, roll Thanks. ♪

A woman? Boy, was she!

Any particular discipline? No, not really.

Are you all right? Mm hm.

Aren't you guys tired? I'll get all the sleep I need when I die.

Brad Wesley. Dalton.

Brad, where are you? They're in here, Sheriff.

But Dalton said... Trust me. This way, girls.

But you can stop him(?) Brad Wesley picked me.

Can you prove he started the fire? Who you gonna prove it to?

Come on, hotshot. Come on! Come on, let's do it.

Come on, motherfucker. Stay back!

Dalton, how ya doin'? It's good to see ya. Same here, man.

Dalton, you all right? It's just a scratch.

Dalton. Red Webster.

Dickhead! What are you, the Seven Dwarfs?

Did you see that shit? Yeah.

Dirtball, where you going? Moose lips, get back here!

Do you enjoy pain? Pain don't hurt.

Even two on one. Don't worry about it.

Get your things. We're out of here. I'm not going anywhere with you.

Glad to see you. Good to see you.

Go on. Come on. Come on.

Hank, you know who that is? Who?

He was skimming. You should not have done that, Dalton.

He's serious. Come on.

Hello, Brad. Red.

Hello. (Wesley) Top of the morning to you.

Hey, Cody. Hey, bro. What's going down?

Hey, there he is. Hey. What's up?

Hi, Steve. It's OK. They're friends of mine.

Hiya, Dal. Hi, honey.

Holy shit. Exactly right.

How long you gonna be in town? Not very long.

How'd this happen? Natural causes.

I can't. What do you mean, you can't?

I feel like dancing. Like to dance, Doc? Yeah.

I hear you're the new marshal in town. You heard wrong.

I suspect it's always been that way. (creaking)

I swear to God, boss, I'm sorry. You disgust me. Wanna know why?

I'll explain it to you! Hey, shut up, shithead.

I'll give you a local. No, thank you.

I'm all right. You oughta be, all that money you make.

I'm Emmet. I'm Dalton.

I'm hoping to change that. All by yourself?

I'm sorry, boss. I hate a man who can't admit he's wrong.

I'm sorry, boss. I'm sorry, boss.

If they like me. You wouldn't steal 'em, would you?

Is that it? No, boss, you didn't.

It's a little late for a house call. I came to talk to you.

It's nothing personal. Uh huh.

Leaded or unleaded? Leaded.

Looks like a knife wound. Like I said.

Memphis has nothing to do with it. Bullshit!

Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck you talking about?

My grandfather. Looks like an important man.

Oh, really? That's right.

Oh, shit. Fight!

Oh, yeah. Thought I'd go home, get some sleep.

Prepare to die. You are such an asshole.

Pretty much. Never been put down?

Problem? There's no problem.

Really? What happened? I got married, to an ugly woman.

See ya. Bye.

So, why'd you stay on? Oh, I fell for the place.

So, you looking for somebody? You.

So? Know who had a thing for Elizabeth?

Some breakfast? No, thank you.

Sorry, we're closed. Then what are these people doin' here?

Stand him up, stand him up. Get up, you fuck! Get up!

Stay cool, kid. Right.

Thanks, man. You play good for a blind, white boy.

Thanks. No problem.

There you go. Thanks.

These work? Sure do.

This is a Sears credit card. Beverly, Agnes.

Vodka rocks. You got it, baby.

What do I look like, a valet? Keep it. It's yours.

What do you mean? Well, you fired the bartender, Pat.

What happened? It didn't work.

What is the joke? Well, there's no joke.

What time is it? Daytime.

What ya need, buddy? Coffee, black.

What's that supposed to mean? I'm outta here.

When the job's done, I walk. I've got your plane ticket right here.

Where did she get to? She'll be back.

Where's Dr Clay? She's in X ray.

Who does? Brad Wesley.

Who? Brad Wesley.

Work ain't work when you're havin' fun. Life is good.

Yeah? Why's that? You just shouldn't have, that's all.

You already know that? No. I just said That's what they say.

You are a messy bleeder. Argh!

You asshole! What am I supposed to do? There's always barber college.

You don't get it, do you? Why don't you explain it to me?

You don't need this. Don't tell me what I need!

You gonna help us out or not? I'll let you know.

You got a woman up there with you? That's right.

You honest? Yes, sir.

You see anything, Pete? No, I didn't see anything.

You the boy from the Double Deuce? Yes, sir.

You're a bouncer. Mm hm. Double Deuce.

You're made for each other. (creaking)

Your fan club? They are devoted.

...and I'd just love to get you off about a half an hour after that.

...and trustees of modern chemistry.

...bigger.

...but the liquor he serves is supplied to him by Brad Wesley.

...cos if you don't...

...he's going down.

...I'd sure like to tell you how it turned out.

...if I owned a bar and wanted to clean it up...

...never told you she was married.

...no tolerance for the fragrance of nature.

...the man is crazy.

...the Presbyterians are likely to pray for my ruination.

...two bullet wounds, nine puncture wounds and four steel screws.

...until it's time to not be nice.

...what's wrong with Detroit cars?

...you don't look like much to me.

(♪ All My Ex's Live in Texas by George Strait plays on jukebox ♪)

(♪ Band starts playing Hoochie Coochie Man ♪)

(♪ Blue Monday by Bob Seger ♪)

(♪ Knock on Wood ♪)

(♪ On the Road Again by The Jeff Healey Band ♪)

(♪ Pop music ♪)

(♪ Rock music ♪)

(♪ Runaround Sue plays on jukebox ♪)

(♪ Sh Boom by The Crew Cuts on radio ♪)

(applause and cheering)

(bangs bar) Carrie Ann! What are you waiting for? Christmas?

(bell rings)

(cheering)

(Cody) ♪ Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel ♪

(derisive laughter)

(engine roars)

(giggles) Oh, my God!

(groaning)

(groans in pain)

(gunshot, screams)

(helicopter engine)

(laughing)

(laughs) Sometimes I'm not as smart as I'd like to be.

(laughter)

(man burps)

(man screams) Charge!

(man) Bring on the real band!

(Otis Ridding) ♪ These arms of ♪

(phone ringing)

(rowdy shouting)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screams)

(shocked gasps)

(sings along) ♪ Oh, life could be a dream ♪

(siren)

(sirens get closer, tyres screech to a halt)

(whooping)

(wolf whistling)

(woman on tannoy) You have a customer on line two.

(woman) Who is that guy?

♪ ..Thunder ♪

♪ All by myself ♪

♪ All my ex's live in Texas ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ And I, I, I need ♪

♪ And if you ♪

♪ And if you ♪

♪ And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee... ♪

♪ Back at the roadhouse They got some bungalows ♪

♪ Come on, come on, baby ♪

♪ Cos if I did, I would surely ♪

♪ Don't throw stones ♪

♪ Don't throw stones ♪

♪ Don't throw stones You don't know ♪

♪ Don't throw stones You don't know ♪

♪ Don't throw stones You don't know ♪

♪ Don't throw stones You don't know ♪

♪ Don't throw stones You don't know ♪

♪ Don't throw your stones ♪

♪ Don't you cry no more ♪

♪ For all eternity ♪

♪ For your love is better... ♪

♪ From the fireplace ♪

♪ From the sky ♪

♪ Gonna tell Aunt Mary about Uncle John ♪

♪ Havin' us some fun tonight ♪

♪ He says he's got the blues, but he has a lotta fun ♪

♪ I can see through your walls ♪

♪ I need your arms ♪

♪ I need your tender lips ♪

♪ I said I'm so tired of cryin' But I'm out on the road again ♪

♪ I think I better knock on wood... ♪

♪ I think I will remember ♪

♪ I'm on the road again ♪

♪ I'm on the road again... ♪

♪ If you love me, baby, pay the rent ♪

♪ If you love me, buy me a big TV ♪

♪ If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love ♪

♪ In the wasteland of your mind ♪

♪ It will fit you like a glove ♪

♪ It's not what you say It's what you do ♪

♪ It's not what you say it's what you do ♪