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A catastrophic power surge that has crippled traffic in the area.
A few years ago,
A fire that flared up?
A fuel
A girl.
A girl.
A girl. A child.
A satellite log showed an increase in coded traffic recently.
A scary door, but you still got a door.
About how bad I was gonna do up there
About...
After all, we can do whatever we want now.
Air filtration system.
Al Qaeda, Russia, South Korea.
All right, let's just think.
All right, so, we get the gun away from him.
All right? Not her. It's just me.
All right. We tie him up, make sure he isn't going anywhere.
All you need to do is stitch.
Always use coasters and placemats.
Always wanted one.
Always watching! I'm always watching!
Always.
An attack means fallout.
An attack. A big one.
And he was in a hurry, and she wasn't keeping up.
And here we are.
And his stumbling around isn't helping anything.
And I can't trust you not to burn this place down.
And I could see it, right there on his face, he knew something was happening.
And I didn't buy a ticket for the next one.
And I just got so worried
And I thought, seeing this little girl,
And I wanted so badly to do something
And I was.
And I'm so sorry.
And I'm sorry.
And I've got to pace these things out, so please.
And it looked like a flash.
And it throws him off balance, and he hits her.
And make sure they're okay.
And my generosity only extends so far.
And neither of us will be able to go in and help you if you get stuck.
And now he says that the air is contaminated and everybody's dead.
And she slips.
And so, I fought my way in.
And so, I was thinking about making a weapon
And so, my first thought was to come here.
And that was by design. I made sure that happened.
And that's if we're talking about weapons that we know of.
And that's worse.
And then came the night before I was supposed to leave.
And then one of us just
And there was this little girl with her dad.
And they're about to leave, and I've done nothing.
And this earring...
And we're winning.
And when I got here, Howard was closing the door.
And,
And, I mean, it could be all over the shower and the sink
And, please, watch your language at table.
And, you know, poured all his money into this place.
Anything you wish you'd done?
Anyway, at least I tried to help them.
Anyway, it's just a thought.
Are you being funny?
Are you trying to insult me?
Are you...
As cooks go, I'm okay.
As of Friday, kindness and generosity are antiquated customs.
As you can see, I've planned for a long stay.
At least a little.
Because the air up there, it's contaminated.
Best damn sauce I ever had.
Bright red.
But at the time, I wasn't myself.
But I did learn how to do a French braid, so,
But I just kept watching.
But I never got any. 'Cause everybody always said,
But I never paid much attention till he hired me to help him get this place set up.
But I want us to be a happy family.
But I'm just thinking,
But if you have any medical training or combat experience,
But no one is looking for you.
But not ours.
But really hard, you know?
But what about you? Don't you have a family?
But what do you do when those alarms go off?
But you should hear his theory about mutant space worms.
But, you know, I hear people saying it all the time, so, it must be cool.
Caught a full ride to Louisiana Tech, up there in Ruston.
Chutes and Ladders,
Climb up that and you're almost there.
Closest I could get to an airlock.
Come back.
Come join us.
Come on.
Confess to who? The police?
Cornering the market on post apocalyptic fashion?
Could be military.
Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come!
Damn.
Depends on the proximity of the closest blast.
Did she ever show back up after she went missing?
Did you ever play that... What was that, Operation?
Dinner's ready.
Directly above us, making choking noises.
Dissolves most biological material on contact.
Do not let her in!
Don't flush unless you've gone!
Don't get stuck.
Don't open that door!
Don't worry. Just the generator.
Eggs.
Elsewhere today, power has still not been restored
Emmett wasn't the only one who knew about this place.
Emmett?
Emmett?
Even the smallest amount of air
Ever since I got down here.
Every now and again, if the C.O. was working us too hard,
Every once in a while I'd ask her,
Everyone outside of here is dead.
Everything all right?
Everything I wanted to do, I did.
Everything okay up there?
Except it was Emmett's turn.
Excuse me.
First word.
For her.
For me, though, it was
For me.
For saving my life.
For what? She has a shotgun.
Forty miles outside of Lake Charles.
French.
Fuck.
Get off the mattress now!
Getting out of here is the last thing you want to do.
Give me a hand.
Give me those keys!
Given as how I saved your life, I think that's acceptable.
Given that unit filters God knows what through from outside,
Go ahead.
Go on.
God! Open the door, you bitch!
God.
Good for R & R.
Ground sweeps.
Has an electric stove, refrigerator, freezer, silverware.
Have a drink.
Have to stay hydrated.
He bought this property a while back.
He did that to himself.
He drove me off the road and he dragged me here.
He lied, he lied about Megan.
He said to me... He said to my face, that this was his daughter.
He told you all this
He took her and he killed her.
He was always talking about, you know, possible attacks from
He was gonna hurt you. And it's okay.
He was in the Navy, I know that.
He'll send the cops looking.
He's about to go snorkeling and everything, too.
Head north of Baton Rouge.
Help! I'm out here! Help!
Her name was Leslie, I think.
Here, come with me.
Here! Here! Here!
Here. You hungry?
Hey, Howard, what are you showing this to us for?
Hey, Howard.
Hey, what about you, Howard?
Hey.
Hey.
How do you know that?
How long do we have to wait until it's safe?
How long have you been down here?
Howard, come on, please.
Howard, just calm down.
Howard, listen, just take it easy. Take it easy.
Howard.
I accept your apology.
I bet what we just heard were airborne patrols
I bet you if we started a game right now,
I can't with you standing there.
I can't...
I couldn't just leave you there.
I couldn't play that game.
I crashed into your car.
I didn't have time to bring in the booze. Sadly.
I didn't mean to scare you.
I don't appreciate it while I'm trying to eat, and neither does Michelle.
I don't even know what that means,
I don't know what you're talking about, Howard.
I don't understand. I...
I focused on being prepared.
I found you, and I saved your life by bringing you here.
I go wherever I want.
I got frantic.
I guess he did some stuff with satellites.
I guess I should go to a hospital now.
I have shown you nothing, but generosity and hospitality.
I have something to confess to you.
I heard a car.
I heard one earlier. Above my room.
I just panicked and ran.
I just said I distilled it, I didn't say anything about it actually tasting good.
I keep this door sealed at all times.
I knew I needed to get back here as soon as possible,
I know it's hard,
I know that feeling.
I know that this isn't the life you'd prefer,
I know what you're doing, and I'm always watching.
I know what you're doing. I see what you're doing.
I know what you're saying. I never could finish Monopoly
I know what you're up to.
I looked through your wallet.
I mean, how do we get out of here?
I mean, I don't think I'm really qualified.
I mean, I know I seem like a sensible guy,
I mean, I lived my life in a 40 mile radius.
I mean, it's amazing. You people...
I mean... Well, I don't know.
I need privacy.
I promise, okay? Please just let me go. Please.
I recognized that woman's car.
I remember I spent the last two weeks of that summer
I saved your life, Michelle.
I see you two are getting along.
I see you when you're sleeping.
I see you've met Emmett.
I think he did something horrible to her.
I think I can only make one, but it's a start.
I think maybe it's time you met Frank and Mildred.
I thought we'd change things up tonight and have dessert before dinner.
I took all the quizzes. Sorry.
I tried to pass you,
I want her to respect me the way that she respects you.
I want you to apologize.
I wanted to design clothes.
I wanted your gun.
I was afraid to tell you,
I was All State track three years in a row.
I was at a hardware store.
I was driving by and I saw...
I was driving north of here.
I was so fast in high school, I even managed to outrun my bad grades.
I was trying to get in.
I watched Howard build this place, piece by piece, for years.
I would look like a circus freak, or something.
I would've gotten, like, 50 of them. I swear, man.
I'd just be covered head to toe.
I'd say being alive and down here would make a fried turd taste pretty good, so...
I'll be okay. It really hardly touched me at all.
I'll behave.
I'll walk you through it.
I'm always watching.
I'm asking for pepper.
I'm going to keep you alive.
I'm going to need some stitches.
I'm just a little curious.
I'm not explaining it right.
I'm not saying that I was right, okay?
I'm not some pervert! Just go.
I'm not sure yet if it's chemical or nuclear, but down here, we're safe.
I'm not sure.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm talking about getting rid of some waste.
I'm the reason you went off the road.
I'm the reason you went off the road.
I've prepared for this.
If any others somehow survived, they could be coming here, too.
If Howard finds this, he's gonna kill us.
If she tracked anything back in with her, it'd be pretty concentrated.
If we can't get it back on, we're gonna run out of breathable air fast.
If you are hearing this and aren't in a safe zone,
If you want.
In all honesty, no.
In the wake of this afternoon's widespread blackout.
In your bathroom, right now.
Is it?
Is that blood?
Is that how you thank me for saving your life?
Is that Monopoly?
It keeps doing that. I don't know why.
It looks like a dead end.
It really only... It only touched me a little. A little!
It said Help.
It usually took him an hour or two to get out.
It was an accident, but it was my fault.
It was me.
It was on the news and everything.
It was one of Megan's favorite movies. Can I help you with something?
It wasn't like fireworks.
It's delicious.
It's fine.
It's funny, right?
It's gotta.
It's highly corrosive.
It's okay, you know.
It's okay. I just want to come inside.
It's safe. I distilled it myself.
It's the air, Michelle.
It's time to set the table.
It's usually produced as a precursor to ammonium perchlorate,
Just let me go, okay? I won't tell anybody.
Just make sure you put them back in their sleeve when they're done.
Just my name. Emmett.
Just talk to me, okay? I can't believe you just left.
Keep your hands to yourself!
Keys, keys, keys.
Keys, keys, keys.
Kidnap you?
Let me go!
Let me go. She's not gonna know her way around the unit.
Let me in!
Let me in! Let me in!
Let me in! Let me in!
Let me in. I'll be okay.
Let's go. Bathroom time.
Let's see here.
Like an explosion, from way far off.
Like hell you were! What was that?
Like that matters now, right?
Like us.
Little Princess?
Little trick I taught myself as a young man
Little Women.
Look at this poor cat. He's been deformed. He's got one eye.
Look, like I said, we can't be the only survivors, right?
Look, we had an argument. Couples fight.
Look, we're here.
Loved to read. The magazines were just for fun.
Luckily,
Lucky us.
Maybe it's a car outside.
Maybe take a pilgrimage to Waco?
Maybe we take away his gun.
Megan always wanted hers in a bowl.
Megan wanted to be an artist.
Megan's not with us anymore.
Met Frank and Mildred?
Michelle is a...
Michelle, listen to me, don't do this!
Michelle, please don't hang up.
Michelle, talk to me.
Michelle, they're not okay.
Michelle, why is this loose?
Michelle, you should go shower, just in case.
Michelle!
Michelle!
Michelle!
Michelle! Stop!
Michelle?
Michelle?
Michelle.
Michelle...
Most people just thought she skipped town.
Move it into the bathroom.
My brother Colin was always there to take the worst of it
My guess?
My name is Howard, by the way.
Naw, this was more like something you'd read about in the Bible.
No crazy nights in Vegas?
No kidding.
No one can!
No touching.
No wonder you were so good with the stitches.
No, his family moved to Chicago years ago.
No, I mean, considering the alternative, which is, you know,
No, I'm just grabbing some water.
No, it was woman.
No, no, Emmett, you'll never get a decent job if you do that.
No, no, no!
No, not the article. This.
No, she's older, see, so she is a...
No!
No!
No!
No! No, don't! Don't!
No.
No.
No. I'm giving you one chance.
No. No way.
Not great, but okay.
Not that I'm trying to tell you how to run this place or anything.
Nothing.
Now, let me tell you,
Now, please shut up and let us eat in peace.
Now, to restart the unit, you just swing the handle off,
Of all the people to save us...
Off limits, unless I give express permission.
Oh, God! Shit.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, I'm fine. I really am fine.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Oh, boy.
Okay. Okay, please.
Or the one after that.
People are strange creatures.
Please don't hurt me.
Please help.
Please say something.
Please, just let me go. Please.
Please?
Please.
Please.
Plus, you know, how often do you get hired to help build a doomsday bunker?
Pop O Matic bubble! Yeah.
Possibly extraterrestrial signals.
Pretty in Pink.
Problem solving always puts me in a musical mood.
Reach what?
Realizing they're all gone.
Repeat. There are people in Houston who need our help.
Right above us.
Right?
Running away isn't gonna help it any. Michelle, please...
Russians are developing some nasty stuff.
Satellite stuff.
Say...
See that? Nothing's coming through.
Sent to hunt down the remaining signs of life.
She doesn't have a clue what you're talking about.
She inhaled books. Anything with Paris.
She looks hurt. She wants me to let her in.
She never went anywhere without two or three of those things.
She said the cones were too messy.
She was a neighbor.
She was smart.
She was your daughter?
She went to high school with my little sister.
She...
Shit!
Shoot! I'm sorry.
Showing off the bus ticket they sent me to anybody who'd take a look at it.
Shut up and stay in your seat!
Sit.
Small. Pygmy.
So I was driving like a maniac.
So, could you open the door? Open it!
So, he kept
So, how are you doing? You okay?
So, I missed the bus.
So, I went out of my way
So, just hang loose and I'll go get dinner started.
So, what, you saw, what, a flash of light? Lightning?
So, whatever he's telling you about the air, some big attack,
So, yeah, that one.
So...
Some stuff I grabbed from your car.
Someone needs to get in there and restart it.
Something bad.
Something blocking the hatch.
Sorry!, and Trouble.
Stationed on a ship with way too much free time.
Stay with me!
Stop talking!
Stop!
Stop! Goddamn it, get back here!
Supper's ready.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. Right there. Across my forehead.
Take a seat.
Take a seat. Are you hungry?
Take out your opponent's population centers
Tattoos all over my... You know, everywhere. Face?
Tattoos.
Tell me what you two were doing with these.
Tell you what, if I had known this was coming,
Ten Better Ways to Style My Bangs?
Thank you so much
Thank you.
That came through the hinges could be toxic.
That game really does take forever, right?
That I knew there was no chance I was waking up in the morning.
That is no reason to just leave everything behind.
That isn't possible.
That it isn't easy for you living down here,
That noise that thing would make when you hit that edge. I mean...
That stays with you.
That was phase one.
That's easy to forget down here.
That's how it works.
That's not a bad point.
That's not possible.
That's the best sauce I've ever tasted.
That's the incline.
That's what happens when you get exposed.
The aquaponics system cleans the air and keeps it fresh.
The attack, I saw it myself.
The barrel.
The filtration system. Through there, the main duct.
The kitchen's fully functional.
The military has taken back the southern seaboard.
The ones you love.
The problem seems linked to what authorities are calling
The purpose of this shelter, is a lie.
The whole world ends and the thing he's most upset about is a pair of dead pigs?
The woman, she was able to get around, right?
The work was entertaining, though, that's for sure.
Their weapons will make the Russkies' look like sticks and stones.
Then on, off, then on.
There are people in Houston.
There are survivors at Mercy Hospital.
There was a message up there.
There was nothing you could've done for that woman.
There we go!
There's a car!
There's been an attack.
There's no one left to call.
These were Megan's.
This earring was with it.
This is clean.
This is for my own safety.
This is my private space.
This is perchloric acid.
This is the common area.
This is the living room. Help yourself to any reading.
This is.
This next part isn't something you need to see.
This sucks.
This was the way it was always supposed to be.
This wasn't like anything I'd ever seen.
This way.
Those are Megan's.
Though even Howard doesn't think that one's plausible.
To call my family and tell them that I'm safe here
To call the police or someone to find out what actually happened?
To get it from you.
To get just piss wasted so bad
To help her, but...
Too hard.
Took her off to Chicago.
Took to it like his life depended on it.
Toradol to help with your pain.
Totally.
Totally. You earned it.
Understand?
Understand?
Used for launching naval satellites into orbit.
Wait, that... That's not Megan.
Was him knocking over a shelf with a whole week's worth of food,
Was my fault.
We can't afford wasted flushes.
We might even get halfway finished by the time...
We used to have this little joke.
We'd freeze and snap the knob off the bathroom door while he was still inside.
We're alive.
We're missing pieces here.
We've taken back the southern seaboard.
Welcome to the club.
Well,
Well, I know she cleaned up after and everything,
Well, I'll need to use your phone then
Well, I'm fixing your breakfast.
Well, I'm fixing your breakfast.
Well, if you'd gone, you might be dead now.
Well, shouldn't we at least try
Well, what brought him out here?
What about your arm? Weren't you trying to escape?
What are you doing up? I didn't wake you up yet.
What did you do?
What do you know about him?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
What exactly do you think you're doing?
What happened to him?
What happened to them?
What is all that?
What is it?
What is that? Howard!
What is this? You re watching Sixteen Candles?
What kind of stuff?
What would you say, Howard, we're gonna be down here,
What you heard earlier,
What, like, a year? Two? Maybe?
What?
What? You want me to...
What's happening up there?
What's in it?
What's this?
What's up there?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Whatever.
When I found out about the incoming attack,
When my dad got that way,
When nobody knows how long that's going to be.
Which contaminates the air above ground.
Which he's sorry for, correct?
Which, you know,
While there had been some inclement weather in the region,
While you're building his bomb shelter.
Who's Megan?
With all those smart kids.
With big hits, all at once, fast.
With humans, right down to the bone.
Work on getting handy with these.
Would you like a cone or a bowl?
Would you pass me a napkin?
Yanking on her arm.
Yeah, I know what you're getting at, but there's more to it.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she touched it.
Yeah, I've got some of those.
Yeah, lucky me, right?
Yeah, Michelle, that's great.
Yeah, that's how we kill the time.
Yeah, until she died.
Yeah, well, I'm keeping that point.
Yeah.
Yeah. But what if up there it's like...
Yeah. Her name is Brittany. I remember her.
Yes.
YOLO.
You and me.
You asked earlier about regrets?
You can't always convince them that safety is in their own best interest.
You can't leave.
You can't run from them!
You don't know what's out there.
You don't need to make jokes about how long we're going to be down here
You don't think I see what you just did?
You gonna walk out on me?
You have alarm systems to protect your homes.
You heard someone?
You in need of some reading material?
You knew her?
You know what I haven't been able to get out of my head, for some reason?
You know what she'd say?
You know what, Michelle? I'm gonna tell you what I told him.
You know, Howard's like a black belt in conspiracy theory.
You know, if you want me to do that for you, just let me know.
You know, it's actually kind of hard to tell with no windows or sunlight or anything.
You know, the thing with the dice and the thing that you pressed,
You need fluids. You were in shock.
You need more axes and chain saws.
You should go to your room now.
You should shower.
You tell me what you two were planning, right now!
You think I sound crazy.
You think she touched it?
You wear helmets when you ride your bikes.
You were in an accident.
You were turned over on the side of the road.
You will what?
You won't fit. Plus your arm. She'll be fine.
You!
You! You! You!
You.
You'll learn to love cooking.
You're doing fine.
You're going into this barrel while you're alive to feel it.
You're lucky to be here at all.
You're safe.
You're Santa Claus.
You're the only one small enough to reach it.
You're welcome to close the curtain.
You've got some fight in you.
Your accident
Your humor is not funny.
Zombies.
And where are we exactly? Underneath my farmhouse.
Come on. No! Don't!
Get up. Why?
How can you tell? Fourteen years in the Navy.
Howard, calm down. Shut up!
I don't need to. You will, though.
I'm good. Suit yourself. Cheers.
It terrified me. Why...
Little. Yep!
Look at her face, Michelle! No!
Loved Operation! I'm telling you, man,
No, no, no, we... Stay out of this, all right?
No, please, I'm okay. There's...
Open the door! Don't listen to her!
She's begging me. You can't help her!
The air is... What, contaminated?
There's a car! I see a car! No!
There's a woman. Open the door!
What is this? It's a bunker.
what was that called? The...
Yeah, that's awful. You want it on the rocks?
You've got to be kidding me. What?