Digital Underground- The Humpty Dance Edit

All right, stop whatcha doin'

All the girls they adore me

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance

Allow me to amaze thee.

Also told ya that I like to bite

And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee.

And I even got my own dance

And now I'm gonna do my dance.

And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

Anyone can play this game

Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

But sometimes I get ridiculous

But ya can't get near me

But yo I'm makin' money, see

Crazy wack funky

Do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump

Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya ticklish?

Humpin', funkin', jumpin'

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf

I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge

I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid

I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B

I like the girls with the boom

I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky

I look funny

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it

I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid

I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

I'm a freak

I'm crazy.

I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'm steppin' tall, y'all

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants

I'm the new fool in town

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

It never stopped me from gettin' busy

It's real easy to do check it out

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Jig around, shakin' ya rump

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

Look at me, I'm skinny

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

My nose is big, uh uh I'm not ashamed

No two people will do it the same

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself

Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all

Once again, the Underground is in the house

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"

People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump

Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

So just let me introduce myself

So yo world I hope you're ready for me.

Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

The image and the style that ya used to.

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.

Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.

White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me

Yeah, I called ya fat.

Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee.

Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee.

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.

'cause I'm about to ruin

'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.