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Instructions Not Included (2013)

Instructions Not Included (2013)

Instructions Not Included is a heartwarming Mexican comedy-drama film released in 2013. Directed by and starring Eugenio Derbez, the movie follows the story of Valentin Bravo, a carefree playboy who suddenly finds himself a single father when a former lover leaves a baby girl on his doorstep. Valentin embarks on an unexpected journey of parenthood, raising his daughter by himself in Los Angeles. The film beautifully portrays the challenges, love, and growth experienced by both father and daughter.

With a stellar cast including Loreto Peralta, Jessica Lindsey, and Daniel Raymont, Instructions Not Included became the highest-grossing Spanish-language film in the United States at the time of its release. It effortlessly blends comedy and touching moments, making it a must-see for those seeking a heartfelt and humorous cinematic experience.

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A big hug for your daughter.
A creature? Like which one?
A letter from mom!
A letter from mom!
A little.
A sea and everything.
A stuntman?
A time flaw.“ mere“. in your heart.
Acapulco, Acapulco, Acapulco is my love.
Acapulco, Acapulco, Acapulco is my love.
Acapulco? You've been on missions in Acapulco?
After that, I was sent on a mission in Australia.
AIRPORT
All ready? Everybody standing by.
All set.
And from there...
And here I am making a fool of myself!
And I'll have to watch Barney over and over.
And I'm the mother of your daughter, Maggie.
And I've been to all these places?
And take him diving with us!
And that 10 dollars for a cab...
And that was when, a mysterious masked man...
And the baby? Where is it?
And the day before?
And the second one...
And then the doctor explains to you...
And to Africa with Bono.
And with Lionel Messi.
And you can visit us on holidays.
And you have to drive me to the bank...
And you use your brain to concentrate?
And you'll have to learn English.
And you'll probably be tall and leggy...
And you're scared of flying. Really scared.
And...
And...
And...
Anyway...
Are all these toys yours?
Are you going to Los Angeles, too?
Are you ready?
Are you scared?
Are you sure?
Aren't you?
As soon as I finish, I'll finally be with you.
As usual, I miss you very much, honey.
At least.
Aztec Man? The one in the movie?
Baby!
Because I'm not willing to see her just two weeks a year.
Because it's the only thing you know.
Because she's safer with me, and because...
Because you can't...
Because you're scared they won't let you take Maggie to Mexico.
Because you're... different.
Because, I told you he doesn't have a passport.
Because...
Besides, here you could get mugged any time...
Besides, I can't stay in Los Angeles.
Besides, I'm broke.
Besides, if you stay here...
Besides, in Mexico you'll be the envy of many dark skinned, short girls...
Brave, and above all...
But I thought it over and I'd rather not tell her.
But I'll do the jump.
But I'm not staying. I'll just drop her off and come right back.
But if I couldn't master the big fears...
But it's time to eat!
But my bathroom is still broken.
But tell me. You were at the clinic and...
But you have to start going alone.
But your grandpa taught me not to be scared of anything.
But, if you grow up there...
But, well...
But...
But...
Bye, see you on vacation.
Calm down, don't cry.
Calm down.
Can you call Julie?
Can you change diapers?
Careful! Get up.
Change her already, will you?
Cholula...! ...no...
Chubby and bearded?
Cilia?'
Cilia?'
Come here. You're so brave, son!
Come on Dad, you have to learn English!
Come on, let's go find some ghosts! Run!
Come on, please. I don't want to be scared of anything.
Come on, say it.
Come on, so I can tell my friends.
Come on.
Coming, Maggie.
Coming.
Commitment!
Congratulations! What happened?
Dad says it doesn't matter. Right?
Dad will always be with me.
Dad, can we invite mom and Renee over to the set...
Dad, Dad!
Dad, guess what!
Dad, guess what!
Dad, I don't think that's Mom.
Dad, ifs your tum.
Dad, Mr. Anders is kind of absentminded.
Dad, please, let me out of here! Dad!
Dad!
Dad?
Dad.
Dad.
Damn cheap condoms!
Damn!
Dear Maggie:
DEPARTURES
Did you get married?
Did you hear? No, sir. Sorry!
Didn't he go for it?
Didn't she leave you a souvenir?
Didn't you hear?
Diego!
Do elephants bark or what do they do?
Do I know Batman?
Do it for Maggie, please!
Do the baby platypuses know their mother...
Do you have ten dollars for the cab?
Do you have ten dollars?
Do you know what the doctor prescribed?
Do you know where this hotel is?
Do you know where this hotel is?
Do you miss Acapulco?
Do you remember that episode of Barney...
Do you speak English?
Do you want to play target practice, mom?
Does she know I left her?
Does she say how to contact her, a phone number, anything?
Don't be nervous.
Don't cry, honey!
Don't laugh.
Don't look scared, Dad. We'll have to do it again.
Don't say that!
Don't throw me in the water, Dad!
Don't try to be funny. Change her!
Don't worry.
Don't yell at me!
Don't you think you spoil her rotten?
Don't you wanna go pay the cab?
Don't you want to eat?
Dressed as a bat, asked me to help him...
Eat, baby! Eat, baby!
Enough!
Enough. That's enough.
Even though, honestly...
Every day, three times a day.
Everybody loved Johnny.
Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen a blond girl...
Fine. Fine.
FIVE YEARS
For example, movies premiere much earlier there.
For God's sake! No, no!
For God's sake! Two weeks ago you left saying:
Forever.
Frida!
From male champion to female champion...
Get him off me!
Get him off me! Get him off me!
Get in!
Get in. I'll give you a ride.
Gimme a break. They let the dog in.
Give him a hug.
Go away! Get out of my room!
Go on. Hurry.
Go with Mom, okay? See you in a while.
God will repay him some day.
Good afternoon.
Good idea.
Good shot!
Good shot!
Goodbye freedom, goodbye tourists!
Have some vegetables, honey.
Have we met?
He doesn't live where he used to...
He had a big pimple on his nose that looked really funny.
He hit the ball with his head so many times...
He hurt all... all... all over.
He kicked the bucket.
He kicked... He passed away. He's better now...
He loved diving into dumpsters!
He loved diving...
He says one day, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon...
He says to enjoy yourself.
He traffic...
He wanted me to help hand out bean tacos...
He wants you to jump from a little higher.
He wen... he... he wen... went first.
He went on ahead.
He went with God. I hope he's in Heaven, hopefully.
He will be better off there...
He wouldn't change a light bulb because he was afraid of heights.
He... he went on ahead... to a better life.
He... he... feels no... no pain.
He'd also say there were big fears and small fears.
He'll be bett... better off there.
He's bett... better off than here.
He's gone from this life.
He's gone, gone.
He's gone.
He's in... in... heav... heaven, right?
He's Maggie's favorite player.
He's much better.
He's not here anymore.
He's with God, right?
Hear what?
Hello.
Hello'?
Her name is Maggie. She's named after a sauce.
Here on Earth. I mean, he left this world.
Here they come.
Here, Dad. So you'll remember me.
Here, he was always going on about how his feet hurt.
Here, we even have dirt, we tred on it.
Here.
Here...
Here's a letter from a Julie. A Julie.