Mean Machine (2001) Edit

A bloke was comin' after me.

A free kick here. You're back in afterwards.

A generous one.

A hell of a beating!

A team of life's losers, led by a man who can be bought and sold.

A very long time ago.

Acid.

After 72 minutes of playing time.

Ah, Mr. Burton. Thank you.

Ain't nothin' personal, pal. It's just, I don't fuckin' like you.

Ain't you got any hobbies?

All coming by the way of the big K O...

All down, Danny. All down there.

All he really cares about is profit.

All right, big man.

All right, Gaylie. Stick it in.

All right, it was an accident.

All right, lads. New cell mate for you.

All right, lads. You wanna be nothing...

All right, ref. Come on, Danny.

All right! All right! 29 minutes, Bob. Still onenil.

All right. My fault.

All that, you know, all them soccer skills.

All that.

All the, you know, the pussy and all that thing.

All this lovely fresh air, eh?

All Troj has to do is look up. Come on. Pass it.

All we got is one goal. Now, this half is when we're gonna earn it.

All you need now is a

Almost. And that was too close for comfort.

An eye for an eye, you bastard.

And attacked my staff. Wait a minute.

And atwo.

And Barry the Bookie too.

And Burton has taken Meehan's legs away.

And despite what the governor thinks...

And driving drunk whilst banned.

And give him tips.

And Hayter. And Monk! Superb save, way down to his left.

And he saved all his life.

And here comes the Mean Machine, led out...

And his girl in there with him.

And I get to pick my own team.

And I wouldn't bet the screws against the cons.

And I'm the governor and that's an order.

And in the other equally dirty brown corner, we have the challenger.

And left, and right. And left, and right.

And Meehan does not look happy.

And modern conditions.

And moves forward to the edge of the 18yard box.

And now for our secret weapon.

And once again, Monk's played it out to Trojan...

And other papers special delivery.

And prison warder Mr. Gayle will take it.

And that's 20 years.

And that's before you assaulted another inmate...

And the cons are holding out. The Monk's gone on another walkabout!

And the next minute they're all mistyeyed and independent.

And the waiting's over. Yes, the guards are out first...

And then forget about it for the rest of the morning.

And they are the screws.

And they're laughing at you right now.

And today our boys have their day.

And Trojan evades Marsden brilliantly.

And what do you think you're doing? You're supposed to throw this game.

And what's your angle?

And you only find out how disappointed they are when you let them down.

And you threw it all away.

And you threw it all away.

Anno domini, mate.

Any questions?

Any requests, star?

Anybody in this uniform, you call mister, right?

Anything you want, I can get it for you.

Anyway, you need a few more players.

Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands.

Are we? Yes!

Are you gonna do absolutely nothing about that?

As part of his progressive rehabilitation campaign.

As the ball's comin' to you, look up.

At Longmarsh High security Prison...

Aw, fuck!

Away from the influence of all these criminals, sir.

Aye, right, so, we are the cons...

Aye. I'm with ya.

Back to your fixing the match routine, right?

BBC News headlines. At London Crown Court this morning...

Beauty! You beauty! Go on, my son! Go on, my son!

Because I don't like uppity coons, that's why.

Because this lot have got a bad habit of turning cashflow problems...

Before leaving us, Nitro wrote a confession.

Behave yourselves.

Behave. Manager's decision. You. On.

Bill, you come on for Mouse. Where am I playing?

Billy the Limpet, bless him. He's chasing the ball like a little terrier.

Bloody stalker.

Bollocks.

Bollocks.

Bollocks. One, two...

Bollocks. That'll do.

Bomb making.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. I will do anything, Mr. Ratchett, sir.

Boy, Mr. Sykes, you look the part.

Burning me head out! Burning me head out!

But before he died, he had me sort out these.

But he's had his moment, and this is a team game.

But he's well friendly with one bloke that Sykes is nervous about.

But I'll tell you something

But right now, I'm thinking you're polluting my air.

But the cons are determined not to give up.

But the everobservant Mr. Burton kicks it back to the guards.

But they did give me two choices

But they still have him down on the special unit.

But this time he plays it safe to Trojan out wide.

But we do have our own team.

But what is he doing? He's given it straight away.

But when you're in that football world...

But you do tend to get sent off, so if you're gonna use it...

By our most famous son, Danny meehan.

By the time they got in, the screamin' had stopped.

Calculation, teamwork.

Can I be on the team?

Can you play football? Aye.

Cars, booze, bad tips for slow horses.

Change your oil, did you?

Cheers, Doc.

Chief?

Chief.

Chiv, pass it! Pass

Chiv! Chiv, lay off! Pass it!

Christ, he's got old.

Come and get 'em, mates!

Come on, Danny. No trouble.

Come on, Jerome. Come on!

Come on, lads.

Come on, lads. Come on! Come on!

Come on, lads. Let's go. Come on, boys.

Come on, superstar. Tour's not over.

Come on, Troj. Yeah, yeah. To me, Troj.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. Do one, now. Fuck off.

Come on. I've seen your lot in action.

Come on. Let's get him up.

Come on. Take him out, son!

Come, Dan. Plenty of room over there.

Comedian. Enjoy it, Meehan.

Coming in!

Could be a penalty. The ref's waved play on and

Could be a strain.

Could be winwin for everybody.

Dan, have a word. Shut it, Massive.

Danny I've had more bloody backhanders than Boris Becker...

Danny Meehan, he's all right. Know what I mean?

Danny, tape. Oh, shit. I forgot it.

Danny, why did you do it?

Danny, you're all right. Take that.

Deal? Goes without saying.

Defenders to me left, strikers to me right.

Dickhead.

Did you have a nice chat with your chum Burton, eh?

Didn't take long for standards to start slipping.

Didn't think you'd sell us out.

Didn't you used to be Danny Meehan? Used to be, mate.

Do my 12 months and I'm going home. Twelve months, yes.

Do that again, I'll rip your head off. Ref, did you hear that?

Do you know the penalty for possessing illegal substances in a prison?

Do you know who that is? Oi, Meehan.

Do you understand?

Do you understand? You're nothing in here. Do you hear me?

Doc was a different generation.

Doesn't look too clever, boys. I can't see anything.

Don't ask me. You're the skipper. You tell him.

Don't be silly. Oh, come on.

Don't even think about it.

Don't fight it. You got a black nose. You saying I'm black?

Don't mess with him. Not even the screws.

Don't put no weight on it. Looks like Meehan is leaving the pitch.

Don't start anything. If they do, finish it, okay?

Don't worry. The boys are up for it. I'm not worried.

Don't you do that again. Calm down, silly beggar.

Don't you poke me again.

Don't you start growing a spine, footballer.

Done deal, darling. Yes.

Downes wide to Hibert.

Drawing defenders out of position.

Easy, easy, easy, easy. By the way...

Elvis, large whiskey.

Every man here is playing for his job.

EW means to place.

EW.

Ex England football captain Danny meehan was jailed for three years...

Excuse me. Sorry.

Famous for its rehabilitation program...

Fan club.

Fight him.

Fight? A little earner I stage now and then.

Finesse...

First head to hit the table loses.

First punch to the challenger.

First up, I'd like to welcome Mr. Sykes's boys.

Five thousand pounds, please.

Five.

Focus, Danny!

Followed by one mug of fivestar prison cognac.

Football trials, yeah?

For Christ's sake, ref, that was bloody deliberate.

For Christ's sake!

For fuck's sake! Go on, pop it!

For our audience who are cooped up inside, here's a weather report.

For providing the splendid facilities that are here...

For the last hour of my life sentence...

Forget it, Meehan. Who's coming on?

Formerly known as The Mean Machine.

Found a new bum chum, have we?

Four! Five!

Free kick. And ball. Protect yourself at all times.

Frenchy, have a look at his nose.

Fronted by Mr. Burton.

Fuck me.

Fuck me. Wish I'd met her.

Fuck off!

Fuck sake, Danny. I was open.

Fuck that. That's not even worth thinking about.

Fuck, you know it weren't me.

Fuckin' hell, Massive! Help us out!

Fuckin' hell, the Mean Machine!

Fuckin' hell. He's got to get back in goal.

Fucking eye for a fucking Boo!

Fucking hold him still! Hurry up, you Scots bastard!

Funny enough, no. Yeah?

Gentlemen, it's alternate punches...

Get away from the van. Shut it!

Get it fixed. Okay, Mr. Sykes. We got it.

Get the ball up the park!

Get the lads all pepped up and all that business.

Get up, you bloody tart!

Get up, you bloody tart!

Get yourself off over the back there. He said it was an accident.

Get yourself up. You're making the place look untidy.

Gets in with all the, like, newcomers...

Give me my boot.

Glamorous job, huh?

Go on! Chin him!

Go on! This is bollocks.

Go on. Straight down the stairs there.

Go! Go! One, two, three, four!

Goal!

Goal!

God bless the Mean Machine. Keep your shirt on. Something's up.

God, that was a meeting of minds. Not a pretty sight.

Good afternoon. I'm Bob Likely. You join us live from the recreation field.

Good job he likes you.

Good one.

Good shot. Good shot.

Good work, Monk. Just don't leave us exposed at the back, all right?

Good.

Got you an apprentice. He used to be a sweeper.

Grab the hairs under his armpits and twist them round.

Guards of Pentonville, guards of Wandsworth

Guards' goal. Twoone.

Halftime. Come on.

Hands behind your neck, Meehan! Hands behind your neck!

Hands behind your neck, Meehan! You bitch!

Hands behind your neck! Bitch, shut up!

Has been known to dabble in quite a few different class A drugs.

Have a nice day.

Have a word, Dan. Fuck off, Trojan.

Have you forgotten who they are?

He admitted to killing Doc.

He barricaded the door with furniture in case I came around.

He blew up five people he didn't.

He came second, and it cost me 5,000 pounds.

He did that on purpose.

He doesn't know that they're presoaked in acid.

He fuckin' He fuckin'

He plays it neatly to Hayter, who knocks it for Downes.

He thinks it helps Sykes work out form...

He took a dive! Number seven. Violent conduct.

He wants you to coach my football team.

He was captain of his country and he ends up in here, eh?

He's a pretty boy.

He's actually smuggling Sykes's drugs in for him.

He's broke my bloody nose. Let's have a look.

He's gonna have to do a fuck lot of work to manage that, Bob.

He's got a wee favor to ask you.

He's just a number now.

He's lost the fuckin' ball! He's lost the fuckin' plot.

He's put a price on your head, sunshine.

He's too greedy.

Heads we are, then. Okay.

Hello, Danny boy. Nitro.

Hello, Mr. Monk.

Help yourself, more like. I'm sick of this place.

Her Majesty's Prison Broadhurst.

Here we go, Danny boy. Danny boy.

Here we go.

Here you are.

Here, Dan. Dan

Here, use this.

Here.

Here's your designer gear for the next three years. Enjoy.

Hey, all right!

Hey, Danny boy, I can get you anything.

Hey, stop him! Someone stop him!

Hey! Hey! Focus, Danny. Wake up!

Hey. Come on. Hit him! Fuck you!

Hibert clips it forward.

Hold it! Listen, I'm the owner.

Hold on. Oi! You great fucker!

Hold up for Mr. Sykes.

How long, Ref? Just moving into injury time.

How mad is he? He's the Scot that even Scots fear.

How'd it go? It didn't.

How'd you know about that?

Hurry it up there! I told you two to keep the center tight!

Hurts like a bastard, doesn't it? Yeah.

I am a marketing genius.

I am the coach of this team. With the amount of money...

I believe you watched too many Tarzan films as an impressionable child.

I bet you've got a few stories haven't you, eh? All thethe

I can't do that. Well, you've done it before.

I could be the I could be the physio.

I could have been a pro, you know. I was good. I was very good.

I cut myself shaving. Nosebleed. It's the altitude.

I didn't get to be the oldest con for breakin' windows.

I didn't know, but he had his little baby...

I didn't start off as a youngster looking to sell me country out.

I don't blame you. Girls like to brag at the pub as well.

I don't give a fuck about their fuckin' squad! Do you understand me?

I don't know about that, but he sure can use both feet.

I don't need this. You don't need this?

I don't run my ship like that.

I don't think so, mate.

I don't think so. Not when the game's about character.

I don't want Meehan on that pitch. You understand?

I don't want to hog it. Let one of these have a go.

I gotta go, but we'll stick a pin in it, all right?

I heard he ate Hannibal the Cannibal. Let me tell you something.

I just wanna keep my head down...

I know all about fame. I was a face.

I know Nitro's the grass, not you.

I know, but I'm better than him, because I had trials, didn't I? So

I loved your work, man.

I need to get a transfer. Yeah? HMP Silver Sands.

I never asked to be put in here. What, and we did?

I never believed any of the talk. I can't believe it.

I never said nothing about losing either.

I opened the door, you walked through it.

I pulled a lot of strings to get you assigned to my prison.

I reckon you're quits now, old man.

I run this nick.

I think criminal is the word.

I think I'd better go home.

I think we're going to have to work on the stamina, lads.

I think you need a little reminder of Mr. Burton's orders.

I think you owe me five G, darling.

I think you'd better come with us.

I used to do double this just for a warm up, you know.

I want him in solitary...

I want you to train the team.

I was 16 when I signed pro forms.

I was 425 grand down...

I was a face myself. I was the man.

I was only saying And I'm saying no.

I was thinking. Now, I know

I was told you were reasonable. Reasonable, sweetheart?

I was wondering if

I went around to his digs and lobbed a grenade in the window.

I wouldn't get too close, miss. Why?

I wouldn't mind a crack at the guards. I'm sorry. I missed that.

I'd have my bloody house on this one.

I'd never take a bet against England...

I'll be back in a sec. Don't touch a thing.

I'll open you up like a tin of fuckin' beans!

I'll pay at the end of the month. No, sweets.

I'll scratch yours. Sykes will kill me.

I'll take him straight in. Okay, miss.

I'm a big football fan. Big.

I'm a little bit out of condition at the moment.

I'm a little bit out of condition at the moment.

I'm an exfootballer, Charlie, not a boxer.

I'm betting us to win.

I'm coming back on. Sit the fuck down, man.

I'm doing my halftime talk, sir.

I'm fine. Thanks. Yeah?

I'm free there. Yeah, well...

I'm in charge. I'm the manager. Danny's coming on.

I'm in here for assault and battery.

I'm in here for drunken assault.

I'm listening.

I'm not famous for my sense of humor.

I'm not worried. He said it to you, not me.

I'm sure you recognize him. He used to be a somebody once upon a time.

I'm sure you'll find it interesting. Now can you hurry up?

I'm the chief officer of this prison.

I'm with you here if you want! Yes, Troj!

I've also always told you to wear tieups on your socks.

I've been thinking. Leave the thinking to me, Billy.

I've been told.

I've been wondering, Dan. I think you need a manager.

I've got some advice for you.

I've gotta go, but I'll catch you later.

I've heard.

I've just had that from Mr. Fix It over there, throwing the beans.

I've seen 'em talking.

I've spent a fortune on this team for no return.

If it means getting out early, I'll take another beating from your mob.

If only he could have done that the night he got nicked.

If you want any of life's little luxurieschocolate...

If you want out of this fuckin' prison...

If you want out of this fuckin' prison...

If you win out there today, you'll have something to remember forever.

Imposing the maximum sentence.

In the dirty brown corner, with a record of 350...

Including you.

Information and all. Blah, blah. Whatever.

Into bloodflow problems.

Is he trying to kiss me or what?

Is licensed to score with Umbro.

Is that stink you, Meehan?

Is there something I should know? He's fucked something up.

Is to play a really tough match against a team of cons...

It is just a temporary cashflow problem.

It looks like Danny Meehan's trying to redeem himself.

It'll take more than a magic sponge to take the sting out of that.

It's 11 against 9 out there. Frenchy, I've got it.

It's a beautiful day, Bob. And what a day it is.

It's a free kick to the guards 35 yards out from the goal.

It's a free kick to the guards 35 yards out from the goal.

It's a free kick. Now take it.

It's a fuckin' disgrace, if you ask me.

It's a neat onetwo. Walker to Burton.

It's a onetwo.

It's a straight red. The cons are down to ten men.

It's about tackling...

It's all right. I'll go and get it.

It's amateur.

It's an obvious one, but it works.

It's called sunlight. Think of it as a privilege which can be withdrawn.

It's cash on the nail. Well, I haven't got it.

It's disappointing, but you can be sure it's not going to be easy out there.

It's early days yet. You gotta give it a little bit of time, Dan.

It's funny...

It's getting a bit naughty out there, Bob.

It's got smudged in the rain.

It's in a goalscoring position if I've ever seen one, Bob.

It's lively in here, isn't it?

It's Mouse's ball. My ball. Whoo! Yeah!

It's my ball. Mouse's ball, Troj.

It's no good to us.

It's not what I heard. What?

It's show time!

It's the cons to kick off.

It's the guards to kick off.

It's the superstar! Danny Meehan.

It's the thingy.

It's very possible, sweets. That's not possible.

Just get me a transfer, Mr. Ratchett, sir, please.

Just goes to show, Bob, lightning can strike twice.

Just remember this:

Just saying, be a laugh.

Just to have one crack at those bastards next door.

Keep your head up. Keep your head up!

Keeper plays it long.

Ketch has just floored Mr. Ratchett.

Ketch knocks it out wide to Trojan.

Ketch, this one's for you.

Killing Doc was a big mistake. Fuck him.

Know what I mean? Numero uno

Learning to walk, apparently.

Lee, get changed. You're on, mate. Ref!

Left it in me locker. Ah, yeah, I need a piss anyway.

Left over after the war, you know. Army surplus.

Left! Left! Up! Down!

Let go of the baton, Meehan! Fuckin'

Let go! Let go, Meehan! Let go of the baton, Meehan!

Let him know about it at the right time.

Let me have a look.

Let me out!

Let me tell you what we don't need.

Let your lads play. Win or lose...

Let's go, sonny.

Let's have all the midfield players behind me

Let's move on.

Let's see how good you are. Sort yourselves out. Skins v. shirts.

Let's win, and let's win well.

Listen, man. No, you listen!

Little word of advice:

Lock it up!

Locked in a cell for 23 hours a day...

Longmarsh Prison guards versus Longmarsh Prison cons.

Look at me. Sweet old man, huh?

Look up! Pass it, pass it! Look up again!

Look, stop bitchin', bitch.

Looking forward to getting a thrashing, Meehan?

Looks like Danny's injured.

Looks like he's in a fuckin' world of his own.

Looks like your Saab. And what he said goes for me and all.

Lose, and they'll never let you forget it.

Lovely story.

Lovely. Cheers, Danny.

Make it count! Get him!

Make sure the ref's not looking.

Makes you feel big, does he? He's just using you.

Mass, are you all right? Christ, he needs a doctor! Get a doctor!

Mass, look It's your life.

Massive is your man.

Massive, inside information on the opposition.

Massive's manager.

May the good Lord be with you.

Maybe I should take up karate.

Me. Him.

Mean Machine! Mean Machine!

Mean Machine! Mean Machine!

Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Mean Machine!

Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Mean Machine!

Meehan fraternizing with that shower of shit.

Meehan has it in the center. Goes forward unchallenged.

Meehan showed no emotion as he was led away.

Meehan to take it. Looks like he might chip this one, Bob.

Meehan!

Meehan! Meehan has given it away again.

Meehan's downfall from the top of world football celebrity has been swift...

Monk, I can't breathe!

Monk, stop. I'm in a bad way, mate.

Monk's got it covered. Safe as houses.

Most of the guys in here have nothing.

Most of them are gonna want to mix it up out there.

Mouse It's me nose.

Move it, Meehan! All right!

Mr. Burton, sir.

Mr. Hayter, when the overlap comes You think about it.

Mr. Popular, time to meet your friends.

Mr. Ratchett, are you all right, sir?

Mr. Ratchett, sir, whilst I don't wish to be rude...

Mr. Williams lays it back for Mr. Hibert...

My ass.

My food? Oh, Danny boy

My mum could have scored from that distance.

My own little dossier on the guards, like funny habits and that.

Never had to start with. But you...

New car, Z? For your information only...

Nice and easy.

Nice one, Danny.

Nice, Danny.

Nick has come over all poorly...

Nitro? Keep away from him, mate.

Nitro.

No need, Officer. I'm totally drunk.

No nookie for Mr. Ratchett. No nookie for Mrs. Ratchett neither.

No one came out.

No parole boards, judges...

No using your left hand. No butting, biting...

No way was that offside!

No, he didn't. Yes, he did.

No, man, I'll be white. Raji, just chill, man.

No, they're definitely fighting.

No, you fucking watch it, you fat bastard.

No, you won't! By the time the orderlies are finished with you...

No.

No. You're gonna catch the ghost train out of here...

No. You're not stitching anyone up. Not on my watch.

None of us planned to be here, mate.

Not after the big It's your time speech.

Not against Sykes's lot. Not that some of them wouldn't be up for it.

Not even the pope could get him out of the special wing.

Not exactly. No. No?

Not the muscle, the other one.

Nothing I can do is ever gonna make up for that, is it?

Nothing! Move out!

Nothing.

Now go away.

Now I can say I've had a kick about with Danny the Mean Machine.

Now remember these simple rules and we're in with a chance.

Now watch this.

Now, ask yourselves one question.

Now, that's accessory to murder.

Now, what's the matter with the rest of you, eh?

Now, what's the matter with the rest of you, eh?

Number 23. I can't.

Number five. Wait. I'm gonna have a sitdown.

Number four. Hold up. Hold up.

Numbers, prisoners, that's fine.

Numero two

Obviously not. All right. Take him away.

Of this shithouse!

Oh, and this could be dangerous for the cons, Bob.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, look. A miniature copper.

Oh, look. A monkey learning new tricks.

Oh, no, Bob. It looks like the Monk's at it again.

Oh, no, Bob. What goes through Monk's head?

Oh, no, no, wait there. I could be the pharmacist.

Oh, no! He's been brought down in the area.

Oh, no.

Oh, our star looks beat, Troj.

Oh, really.

Oh, that was before he took up karate.

Oh, you could be with us for some time.

Oh, you've gotta love the Monk. Gotta love the Monk.

Oh! He's hit the bar!

Oh. Neat passing.

Oi, Danny. Over here, mate. Over here.

Oi, lads, want a game?

Oi, remember, anything you need.

Oi. What's the matter?

Okay, fellas. Now the key to set pieces is concentration...

Okay, gentlemen. You've got 90 minutes...

Okay, if you wanna do that, join a circus.

Okay, lads, need a volunteer.

Okay, lads, we've botched it, but we're onenil down.

Okay, let's try it. Troj, you take the corner.

Okay, okay, okay, relax. Be in the atrium...

Okay, positions. Now I play center midfield.

Okay?

Okay? Shut up.

Okay.

Okay. I know what needs to be done.

On an England/Germany game a few years back...

On the firm when it suits them...

Once he finds his feet in here, he'll dump you on your fat, black arse...

One down, two words you're nicked.

One nil, to the mean machine One nil

One thingyou fight one of my boys.

One! Two! Three!

Onenil, to the Mean Machine. It's the guards to kick off.

Only does your nut if you don't think you should be here.

Only if you've got the ball, miss. Get out!

Ooh, I could get a real F.A. ref.

Ooh, you wanna get that seen to.

Open!

Or a deliberate penalty against the Germans.

Or nutcase governors.

Otherwise, you know.

Otherwise, you're fucked.

Out you go. Got plenty of time to get to know your new playmates.

Ow! You fat bastard!

Ow! You fat bastard!

Pack it in. Pack it in.

Pass it, Trojan!

Pass it. Pass it!

Pass it. Pass. Pass it. Pass it.

Pass the fucking ball!

Passes the time, Doc.

Pay us or we'll torch the motor.

Piss off, you Scotch bastard.

Please! Please!

Please. Please. Silverino Sands, yeah?

Positively brutal. Don't know whether they're fighting or doing a tango.

Prisoner Meehan, 04 112.

Prisoner on the move!

Psst. Have a nice week's holiday. Yeah, lovely.

Put the kettle on, Raji. Oh, would you like any biscuits?

Quicker!

Ratchett just brought down Billy the Limpet.

Ratchett's free in the area.

Ratchett's taken out Cigs. The guards are taking no prisoners.

Razzledazzle, 3:00, Kempton Park.

Read it careful. It's really important.

Reasonable is how come you ain't sitting in a pool of your own piss...

Ref, how long?

Ref!

Ref! Sub!

Referee! Go on! Get in there!

Reformed characters... Fill his face in!

Right down the middle.

Right hand down. Clap.

Right in his carrots and onions.

Right, daftie. Run towards the Monk.

Right, that's a yellow card, gentlemen.

Right! Yes!

Right.

Right...

Ruin my life, I'm gonna fucking ruin your life.

Run your guts out, you'll have something here they can never touch.

Said you knew about it, and that you sent Doc to your cell.

Scary thought, Bob.

Search him.

Settle down, boys. Have a listen.

Seven. Seven?

Shame he hasn't the skill to match his enthusiasm.

Shame he's fuckin' useless, Bob. Absofuckin'lutely, Bob.

Shipped in about six months ago...

Shoot!

Shove up and shut up.

Sign it, and I'll ship you straight out of here.

Simple ball every time, eh?

Since accusations of match fixing ended the career...

Since when? Don't bother giving me orders.

Sir, I'm afraid we're gonna have to Breathalyze you.

Skip. Skip.

So here's one or two wee examples, just to keep us a step ahead.

So I had to bring on a substitute.

So I think it's in everyone's interest...

So I think that you owe me.

So I...

So if anybody's gonna play dirty, it's gonna be they fuckers.

So my arse is on the line.

So that he can hustle them.

So they get their retaliation in first and twice as nasty.

So what happened to your marketing, Mr. Genius?

So what, big shot.

So you could be with us for some time. Hmm?

So? Kick him.

Soft as puppy shit, Nick is.

Somebody to boss the defense about.

Sometime tomorrow, the governor wants a word.

Sorry about that.

Sorry, boys.

Sorry?

Sound.

Southern division, semipros.

Spitting, poking or kissing, you.

Stand there.

Start again. Spread out. Spread out!

Stay behind the line. Stand there. Valuables?

Stick it in the bin and follow me, okay?

Still hanging about street corners and that to feed the habit?

Still. Yeah, I know.

Stow your kit top right.

Straighten yourself up, Danny. Concentrate.

Sykes, he wants a smooth flow.

Sykes's boys look pretty useful.

Take him back to solitary.

Take his place. Come midfield with me.

Take the missus to Malaga.

Taking bets from prisons up and down the country.

Teach you what?

Tell him Tell him it was an accident.

Ten men down, their liberty taken away from them...

Ten! Come away!

Terrific.

Thanks. I'm a bit short on advice today.

That bloody Meehan. Who does he think he is, eh?

That buys you three across, mate.

That dude is beyond mental. And so are his pals on the outside.

That football team, okay?

That fuckin' Meehan.

That I've spent, we should have bloody won the World Cup by now.

That is a hard but a fair tackle, Bob.

That other criminals are going to seize them.

That the famous footballer? Exfootballer.

That'd be good. One more thing.

That's a prototype.

That's all right.

That's all right. Get the old boy working.

That's going a bit too far, isn't it?

That's good. Now pass it.