Sleeping with Other People (2015) Edit

A little adrenaline, in a bad way.

A really, really large dose of fear.

A tremendous amount of Malcolm Gladwellian logic jumps.

Absolutely. How long shall I tell him we're going to be?

Absolutely. Yeah.

Actually, it's, uh, it's Henry's.

Ah, Goddammit! Even his junk is boring.

Ah, hi, you two. Are you guys married?

All that tension in your shoulders. Legs crossed, playin' with your hair...

All you want to do is flit around the party

Almost done. Just one more.

Already?

Alright, now, next move, alright, you're gonna take

Alright, this is uh... This is us.

Alright, well, goodbye forever.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright. Are you guys ready to learn a dance?

Alright. I'll allow it.

Alright. To be continued.

Also, 2 minutes ago, I accepted

Also...

Am I allowed to leave the state?

And as you can see I've executed my half, so...

And become a sexually anorexic? No.

And can I just say, we think you two

And dry each other off using friction.

And how do you appease your Khaleesi?

And I hope it's the one that gives you dick cancer.

And I just... I haven't done this in a while.

And I know a place with cheap tequila.

And I see now that when I was in my addiction I made the decision

And I think buying a place, maybe Kensington

And I, uh, didn't. You know, I just, uh...

And I... and I hardly think about Matthew. Like ever.

And I'm like, Oh, of course Wes Anderson is a such a stupid

And it doesn't mean that I don't like sex now

And it kills me that I can't ask you to stay

And it... kills me that you're probably gonna go to Michigan.

And it's like No, I just don't wanna commit to you.

And it's never been special ever since.

And Lord knows, I could use the exercise

And make an honest woman out of you.

And now have stocks vesting until 2018.

And now you're a pod person.

And now, you... you just replaced him with another

And posted a picture of my asshole and said, there was a sale on asshole.

And romantic obsession...

And run away with me, huh?

And secondly, do not gaslight me with SAT words

And she can't hold a candle to you.

And she literally had one of the best natural bodies

And she's super smart and cool and also gorgeous

And sliding scale morality.

And so I just wanted to get it over with

And talking to boring people all night.

And that barely covered vagina of yours

And the day you made me yours.

And then said, Come and lick my asshole if you're bald.

And then she says...

And then this fucker comes out of nowhere and decks him!

And then this one, the middle finger is going to be

And then you just fucked it up.

And these shoes are still uncomfortable.

And this dance you can do anywhere.

And this motherfucker I don't even know...

And why would you do that?

And you just really wanna work that little bugger.

And you said it the other day too.

And you're gonna have that one tapping the roof

And, um...

And... and just a little...

Anything at all and I'm laughing, you know.

Anything that African American guy says

Anytime.

Are the coolest married couple ever.

Are we in love with each other?

Are you kidding? It's perfect.

Are you mappy? You're mappy?

Are you saying I'm crack cocaine?

As in Chris Smith carol?

As in Chris Smith tree?

As me telling an Aborigine in the Australian outback

At least give me that. Come on. You wanna get out of here?

At least respond so I know you're alive and okay.

At my house?

At some point I realized it wasn't gonna be special

At that delicious soft pretzel place. Who cares?

Awesome.

Baby, how many times?

Baby, just breath, okay? Will you? Okay?

Back to work, you.

Be careful.

Be careful.

Be right back.

Be rude to it.

Because everyone likes a person that can dance.

Because he have to control these lives

Because I booked us a flight back

Because I don't actively do anything.

Because I have no right to, you know, and...

Because I know you don't wanna get married, but you know

Because I... I lasted longer.

Because I'd rather fail with you than win with anyone else.

Because my therapist suggested

Because of low self esteem, or abuse or other gnarly shit.

Because you have repartee with everybody.

Before I lose her again.

Before I started this program

Better be ready.

But don't take it personally.

But first I've gotta take you downtown

But he can drop you off and be back in 20 minutes. Easy.

But he's got a point.

But I can't say that, because that's, like, mean on top of mean.

But I didn't... I didn't think I'd remember you.

But I do what we talked about. I do not sleep with her.

But I know what your situation is down there.

But I thought I was gonna be more along

But I've got to find someone now with your exact name

But if you want me to come...

But like an approachable psychotic.

But maybe if I'm not having any sex...

But me, I can't share with you the slightest disappointment

But obviously I can't take a request like this seriously.

But sex doesn't get in the way of our friendship.

But that's bullshit, it's not a feeling

But that's not a real thing. I mean, this is great. This is...

But the seriousness of my request

But then comes the whole rigmarole of, like, You're afraid to commit

But you're gonna figure it out.

But you're right. It's a bad idea. Maybe you shouldn't go.

But you're so old.

But, what's your favorite position?

But, you know, I'm so happy you guys are here.

But, you know, it seemed solid.

By being the most boring, fucking guy

By circumstance and certainly duration

Bye, Chris. Thank you so much for tonight.

Bye.

C, you appease her.

Call Xander, tell him we're gonna be late.

Can I finish my story please?

Can you keep your mouth shut?

Can you please just not interrupt me while I read this, please.

Car seat? We already have a kid?

Careful. Bye.

Check, please.

Chris Smith.

Chris, I'm having a great time.

Cigarette truck. Never mind.

Come as friends or whatever this fucked up thing you guys have...

Come inside me. I want you to come now.

Come on, buddy. You can drive.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Get up! Come on.

Come on. This is the third time.

Come one! That's bullshit. It's the 21st century.

Complete and total mousetrap right now.

Congrats, boys. You have officially sold out.

Could've been your true love.

Crack open a bottle of rose and...

Did you grow up in America?

Did you say Love addiction?

Did you, uh...

Did you... No, seriously, did you not get along with your mother?

Dinner maybe? How about brunch with my folks, you'll love them.

Do I go home now, or cancel everything tomorrow?

Do you feel suffocated by them as soon as you...

Do you just want to be friends?

Do you just... do you not like women?

Do you remember?

Do you wanna come to Henry's birthday party this weekend?

Do you want me to grab the rest of the boxes?

Do you want talk about it?

Does this story end with you doing something super racist?

Doesn't mean I don't notice it.

Don't dance, please. Ugh!

Don't grind up on me.

Down at the plaza right down the road here.

Dr. Sobvechik's office...

Dude, are you really using your kid to hit on my friend?

Dude, you gotta chase after her.

Easy. Easy. Watch it! Back off! Back off!

Eddie Murphy at the beginning of Beverly Hills Cop, remember that?

Either way, mazel tov.

Elaine! Elaine! Elaine!

Elaine?

Elaine. Elaine Dalton?

Emma and I are gonna stick around for another hour or so.

Emma and I are gonna stick around for another hour or so.

Emoji of a heart. XXX Renee.

Everybody play.

Everything you ever did to me in bed.

Excellent. I'll help you study. I'll make flashcards.

Except Aaron Sorkin.

Except one time.

Excuse me.

Finger her or anything.

First of all, I gave birth to them.

First of all, you are not

First off, in our initial conversations about exclusivity

First thing, you take, uh, take this guy...

Flirt with the moms.

For cool people who fucked up?

For like 4 seconds.

For long periods of time... Or possibly at all.

For people third marriages. Like, that's...

For people who want to have a horrible, painful life...

For recovery from a love addiction

For teaching me how to love someone.

For the first time, and then I play him Blues Traveler.

For the purposes of today's tutorial

For the right moment.

For women to go down on.

Frankly, I'd be shocked if they made it at all.

Fuck me then ignore me. Nice one, Jake!

Fuck yes!

Fuck you!

Fuck you. Enlighten me.

Fuck you. I didn't call you an old virgin.

Fuck. Oh...

Fuckin'...

Fucking maniac.

Fucking tourist.

Gang bangs, and such.

Get it off.

Get it. Get it. Reverse it.

Get lost.

Get outta here. Get back to work.

Get ready for a Classic Sam freak out!

Get the spanks. I love it. Yeah.

Get... get lucky and... and happy about...

GIF of a panda dancing!

Glad we ended it face to face. You were right to come.

Go be a hot shot.

God damn boring dick!

God, those are all bad.

God!

Good afternoon, Dr. Sobvechik's office.

Good afternoon, Dr. Sobvechik's office.

Good singing. Good. Alright, free play.

Good.

Goodbye, Jacob.

Great, okay.

Great! Okay, who wants to learn a dance!

Great.

Great. Okay. Um, that'll be nice.

Ha ha. Yeah. Ha...

Had a spectacular time with you last night.

Happy Hanukkah. Wherever the fuck you're into.

Happy holidays. Yes.

Have about the clitoris, uh, if they can find it

Have you ever thought about taking a road trip?

Have you texted Voldemort?

Haven't met anyone. I've been busy.

He didn't choose me.

He didn't do anything.

He has no one to play with and gets angry.

He looked so normal.

He loves New York ladies flip flops.

He never calls. He always texts.

He puts his dick in like, every sticky hole he finds.

He reminds me of us.

He's devastatingly handsome?

He's just not thinking about it the same way, you know.

He's just not thinking about it the same way, you know.

He's the TA in my pre med bio class.

Hello?

Hello?

Here we go!

Here we go. Bring it in.

Here we go. Why did you take it from him?

Hey dude, it's me. I haven't heard from you in a while.

Hey, alright, hey, uh...

Hey, baby.

Hey, did you see me take out that cab? Sydney Bristow style?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, I'm on Facebook!

Hey, Lainey!

Hey, Lyle, no, no, no, no.

Hey, thanks for comin', Lainey.

Hey, this was a... We did it. That was a good date.

Hey, you don't do this anymore, okay?

Hey, you've reached Lainey. Leave a message.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey, Hannah!

Hey! Hey! Jake!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, I appreciate your anger, I really do, okay.

Hey. Second... second point. Okay?

Hey. You going to lunch? Can I come with?

Hi, Matthew.

His name's Chris Smith?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on. What?

Holy shit! I don't think I've ever...

Honey!

Hopefully not here.

How could you even kiss me after you fucked her?

How did you know that?

How was Paula?

How we screw up every sexual relationship we've ever have.

How's she doin'?

How's that feel, blue?

I actually would like the water.

I always thought he'd be heavier with a beard.

I am her husband. That is my wife and that is my baby.

I answer all questions truthfully, but fire away.

I appreciate the hardball

I appreciate you concern, Superman! Fly away.

I assume like... doctor things?

I bet they're counting like, foreplay and stuff.

I bet this sex thing is a ruse.

I bet... I bet my brother 7 and I'd be out.

I can hear my mom's voice when I'm underwater.

I can't believe we lost our virginity

I did hack into my supermarket's Instagram account

I did let someone put a protein bar up my ass once. Big deal.

I didn't end up going to med school.

I didn't plan this.

I distinctly recall you saying something about staying casual, yeah?

I do think it's important we make some sort of commitment to each other

I don't care if it's a woman or if it's somebody else

I don't care. We're in a cool bar. I just bought a Tesla!

I don't deny what I've done. I embrace my past.

I don't even know 16 guys.

I don't know if I have time to answer that.

I don't know what got into me.

I don't know what that whole thing

I don't know who that is.

I don't know. I... I'm just trying to give you a mental picture that's all.

I don't know. The regular one?

I don't know. We haven't talked in a while.

I don't like it. What are you... what are you...

I don't like you.

I don't need to fuck 8 guys on one night.

I don't need to go trolling online looking

I don't need to threaten you.

I don't negotiate, but my lawyers do.

I don't orgasm during sex that much.

I don't think everyone should just be running around fucking willy nilly, okay?

I don't think I interrupt you, but go on.

I don't think she needs to know

I don't... I don't know. I don't know how to recreate that myself.

I feel like he had longer hair.

I feel like people are looking at us.

I forgot that Pinkerton was an alias of yours.

I fucked your sister.

I gave him $5000, remember you were so mad?

I get worried when you disappear.

I got us the penthouse suite

I guess I can't talk you into a road trip to Ann Arbor?

I guess, I just thought eventually he'd choose me.

I guess...

I have chlamydia. Okay, I was joking!

I have not... I am... I would not lie to you. To him, okay?

I have, uh, this is actually... This is my train.

I haven't even spoken to her since she left.

I heard he's a lady doctor now.

I hope it's okay that I said that, by the way.

I hope your heels are comfortable

I just buy the fedora and move to Miami, right?

I just really miss you.

I just tried calling you.

I just... I Facebooked you because I thought...

I just... I mean. I just... just...

I just... I wanna thank you for tonight. It was great.

I know that you stop breathing when you kiss.

I know that. I'm not saying you have to date her.

I know we're no good at this shit.

I know what your car looks like. I don't need it.

I know, I... I right. I mean, and yet here I am like wanting... just now.

I know. But now they have this whole sex thing.

I know. I'm sorry. I have to...

I like bad girls with daddy issues.

I literally thought you'd never ask.

I lost my phone in a cab.

I love hearing your voice.

I love those Rush Hour movies. Oh, my God.

I love you for free, Jake.

I love you for free, Lainey.

I love you! I'm gonna murder you while I love you.

I love you. I love you. Don't... don't hurt anymore people.

I mean, he's... he's actually dating. He's not cheating.

I mean, I guess I've been...

I mean, I had a bunch of friends that had done it

I mean, it's different for women.

I mean, this Jake guy is taking up emotional

I mean, this Jake guy is taking up emotional

I mean, we hook up but I don't, like,

I mean, who is this person? Where do you find her?

I mean, you know, the trick is to be a little

I mean, you should definitely wear stuff over it.

I mean, you're so pretty and you're vulnerable

I mean... I mean you've got to see the way I eat an avocado and you'll be like...

I mean... just the right tinge of danger.

I miss making you cum.

I miss the way you feel on top of me.

I miss your cock in my mouth.

I need you to swear

I need you to... Because, uh...

I remember every compliment you ever gave me.

I said, Jack, Lainey and I, we're looking to buy.

I saw ya. Checkin' your phone every 5 minutes.

I sense that. That's obvious. I just don't know why.

I should start dating again, I'm trying to get over this guy...

I spend about a month's rent on this.

I spent a long time being bad.

I taught you that as a gift to you.

I think I knew that.

I think I know how it's pronounced.

I think I literally sprouted...

I think it might have been the first date I've ever been on

I think it was because I was like a... like a late bloomer.

I think it's sort of great.

I think this is a great idea.

I thought love was a feeling.

I thought you'd never get to this.

I thought... I was just joking around.

I try. I just, I don't know, I... I...

I wait 4 days and then I call her and we go out again.

I waited until my wedding night.

I wanna be able to talk you about this kinda thing.

I wanna make this work. I'm trying to get better.

I wanna move forward in our relationship in an honest way.

I wanna tell you something, look at me.

I want it all the time. It's all I think about.

I want you to do exactly

I want you to do nothing.

I was a mess.

I was married for 8 years.

I wasn't trying to hurt you.

I wasn't willing to lose.

I went to a few meetings

I will meet you there. I will be right there.

I will straight up murder you if you do not sign this immediately.

I will, uh, you know, on behalf of your children and...

I won't be able to do it.

I would make it a cool 7.

I would make the argument that you are just suggesting

I, uh, I want to fuck you.

I, uh, sorta beat the shit out of him.

I, um...

I...

I... I mean, I assumed they would speak about me

I... I thought it was something that should be special.

I... I'm... I'm...

I'll do anything. What do you... You pick it, and yes.

I'll get this for you, you've got to close this.

I'll see you around.

I'll talk to Lainey and see what we can do.

I'm a guilty slut and he gets to be a...

I'm a little bit optimistic...

I'm at lunch. Just tried calling you.

I'm Chris. This is Paul.

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

I'm fucked up? What are you talking about?

I'm going to assume it's because you're coming down

I'm gonna have to call the campus police.

I'm just gonna go grab some lunch.

I'm just gonna say you're mappy.

I'm just kidding. I know it's not you. I know it's not you.

I'm just not feeling well.

I'm just saying arrive at the party together.

I'm just saying, for the first time

I'm just waiting for the right guy.

I'm Miss Dalton! So, you say Hi.

I'm not attracted to you. And I have zero penises.

I'm not gonna involve him in this and make things worse.

I'm not saying you have to come as a couple.

I'm not sex addict.

I'm not... I have not lied! I have...

I'm not... I'm shocked. I'm shocked. You're so cute.

I'm proud of us. Nicely done.

I'm raising friendless children because of you.

I'm so, so sweaty. All this on...

I'm sorry the doctor's not available right now. May I take a message?

I'm sorry, go play soccer, what are you doing talkin' to me?

I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't know. I...

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset.

I'm sorry. I'm being selfish. I know it's like...

I'm sorry... beep, beep, squeak, um, hello...

I'm surprised Matthew hasn't mentioned you.

I'm talkin' about, like, the White Album, not Hook.

I'm telling you, someone's gonna murder us if you keep screaming...

I'm... I didn't do anything wrong here.

I'm... I'm sick.

I've been getting his second fucking servings.

I've been tasting his sweat. Who's juices have I tasted?

I've ever seen in my life.

I've never seen you like this. I... I... you're spinning.

I've worked with you guys when I was a mediator

If he texted I'd think of an excuse. I'd lie, I'd...

If I've been drinking his juices, I wanna know who it is.

If they're gonna be 90 minutes...

If we give her water I don't know what happens.

If you answer a question truthfully.

If you ever even mention The Graduate again, I will slit your throat.

If you really, actually wanted monogamy

If you want someone to fall for you

If you want, you know... You know...

In 11B at Wein Dormitory?

In a good way I think.

In case you feel like you might need it.

In relationships anymore.

In the dorm to sleep with you.

In the middle of Central Park.

In the right direction.

In your specific case I do think you should fuck that sex addict.

Instead of Lainey vibes.

Into thinking Blues Traveler

Is basically the same thing

Is it okay if I go over Henry's to go swimming?

Is reflected in the hardball.

Is that a yes or a no?

Is that what's going on? Does it tip in hundreds?

Is the greatest band of all time, okay?

Is this what you want, Elaine?

It doesn't mean that I'm not a sexual person. Gail.

It feels so freeing to tell someone about it. Who actually knows him.

It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation.

It is who I screwed.

It is?

It shouldn't bother me but I don't like meeting his patients.

It was?

It would be kinda cool though if you could just hang onto the back.

It's a decision, like everything else.

It's a nickname they give to people named Elaine.

It's a sign.

It's about time. Get it out.

It's beautiful. Oh, my God.

It's been a while.

It's birth control.

It's cool with me, is it cool with you?

It's doin' somethin'.

It's good. We should. Um...

It's just a friend. It's no big deal.

It's just a shitload of candy.

It's kinda hard. I mean, look at you.

It's like enough with this shit.

It's like kissing with your entire body.

It's like life 101. Stop lying to yourself.

It's like shooting heroin in a... in a controlled yet

It's like, I feel like Anne Sullivan teaching

It's like... um, when I sign this, what happens to everything

It's no trouble.

It's no trouble. Thank you.

It's not like months from now he's thinking

It's not like we haven't done it.

It's not your responsibility.

It's really good to see you. W... what do you wanna talk about?

It's right here on the right side.

It's so weird meeting someone when your husband has seen her...

It's this guy she's sleeping with. Uh, it's alright.

It's weird to look at you for this long.

It's... it's at that point, what do I do?

Jake, we just spent the entire evening talking about

Jake, what are you doing?

Jake's friend Lainey, who he really wants to fuck.

Jesus. I... I've got my fingers crossed out here for an option C.

Just anything but the schmuck.

Just because I don't applaud your intellect

Just go to town on this little motherfucker right here.

Just go... go in and have fun with your friends.

Just not into it at all.

Just one big old jail for everyone.

Just pick a TV and we'll get out of here.

Just see if any of the water goes down.

Kidding. Xander's got them.

Kids love me. I basically am a kid.

Knock knock. Hey, you got a minute?

Lainey, everything okay?

Lainey, what are you doing?

Lainey, you having sex with Matthew Sobvechik

Lainey, you're not an addict, okay?

Lainey, you've got to be kidding me!

Lainey. Jake.

Let... let... let the drummer get wicked, right?

Let... let... let the drummer...

Let's get off the street, okay? Okay, look, look, look, look, look.

Let's go back to the hotel. I wanna do stuff to your body.

Let's go back to the hotel. I wanna do stuff to your body.

Like he hadn't even noticed that we stopped sleeping together.

Like in a second he has to make a decision.

Like, can she consent? Is she in a coma?

Like, that's sucks and then what happens

Like... that's the problem.

Look at her, passing out toppings like, uh...

Look at me, okay? I know you love teaching.

Look at this little baby face.

Look it! Look it! He's looking! I'm embarrassed.

Look who it is. Look at this little human here.

Look, I'm really supposed to mingle a bit

Look, once I come to the realization that I'm with...

Madame Butterfly.

Make a golf cart in my own motor transportation.

Mathew...

Matthew and I were at Columbia around the same time.

Matthew Sobvechik? That guy had all the charm of a broken Etch a sketch.

Matthew will be delivering him.

Matthew, are you gonna fuck me, or what?

Matthew!

Matthew! Hello!

Maybe have a kid.

Maybe Prospect Heights.

Maybe you and Lainey...

Me too.

Might be a complete fucking dickhead

Mind the gap. Oh, see. Okay, yeah. Work all three.

Mm hmm. Dr. Sobvechik will see you now.

Moi. Your issue with me and Sarah...

Moist environment, you know?

Money in my decision making, so...

Most likely because you're stunning and successful.

Mousetrap!

Mr. Sobvechik will not be joining us.

My body for the first time.

My ex has my son this weekend.

My girlfriend said if I didn't go

My love is conditional.

My therapist suggested that I attend a 12 step program

My wife, she's prone to panic attacks.

Naomi, put on track 7 on my workout mix.

Nice job, Oliver.

Nice neg. Mousetrap.

Nice panties.

Nice porn.

Night.

No dates, huh?

No offense, but seriously, just...

No shit? Wow! That's great.

No way near into my nonsense. Okay?

No way.

No, alright. The problem isn't sex.

No, and so there's a little bit of a meltdown. It's a little bit of a crisis.

No, but maybe they are.

No, I actually left my sweatshirt, I think.

No, I knew a girl whose father was from Guam

No, I mean, it was a total accident.

No, I'm... I'm sorry.

No, I've never met anybody

No, it's fine. I'll call you tomorrow.

No, it's... I mean, it's just a goddamn bird toilet anyway.

No, listen. Listen...

No, no. He noticed.

No, not women, no. Just you evidently.

No, that's okay. That's okay.

No, we're not.

No!

No!

No! That's not it at all.

No. Alexander had the ball first.

No. I went to Columbia.

No. You are not one of my dates.

No. You're telling the truth.

Noodle salad? that's a sex thing.

Noodle salad.

Not at all.

Not really. I'm kind of in the middle of something.

Not to mention, a culturally infused female competition.

Nothing.

Nothing. Nada.

Nothing's wrong with you. Are you kidding me?

Now, I... Now, I'm super happy with 4 to 6.

Now, if you were to sleep with Matthew Sobvechik

Now, we're gonna have the time to freestyle.

Of all the gin joints.

Of cold feet, second thoughts.

Of course. Yeah, I'd feel the same way.

Off a powerful drug.

Oh gosh, I... I wonder how crack is doing?

Oh hell. I'm an idiot, I'm sorry, I'm a dick.

Oh shit, it was...

Oh yeah, yeah. You're sick. Feel better.

Oh yeah. I got in, uh, Michigan.

Oh, baby, what did you do?

Oh, boy, In case you might need it?

Oh, come on, Lainey.

Oh, come on. I am not, okay?

Oh, come on. Paula...

Oh, Elaine, you've never met my wife, have you?

Oh, golly...

Oh, I gotta go. Chris, I'm so sorry I'm leaving.

Oh, I know it. Bein' Honest ...honest, critical appraisal is the foundation...

Oh, Lainey. Oh, oh!

Oh, Lainey. Oh, oh!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! You've got a one track mind.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Are you guys high?

Oh, my God. No!

Oh, my God. Were y you just in that meeting?

Oh, no, no, no. Those are mine. Those are for me. Those are me.

Oh, no. Well, let me... let me drive you home.

Oh, oh, fuck!

Oh, oh, Lainey. Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh. You involved my brother when you fucked him 16 times!

Oh, really? Yeah, how's my situation?

Oh, right, no. Because I want to go on a date with you.

Oh, sorry if I was too noisy, but that was like...

Oh, thank you. Yeah. Our restaurant?

Oh, that's a good point. Should we get on the bus?

Oh, that's Jake's friend Lainey.

Oh, that's... It is good stuff.

Oh, the one you waited for 10 years. That right guy?

Oh, transformers guy didn't show up...

Oh, well, I'm pretty much a dream come true.

Oh, wow, that's weird.

Oh, yeah, buzz me for the 3 o'clock.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me neither.

Oh, you're not out there!

Oh!

Oh! My heart goes out to you ladies.

Oh! Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh. And it all comes out.

Oh. We should take our driver.

Oh. What are you doing?

Oh. Your name is Elaine?

Ohh! What is wrong with me?

Okay, are you guys ready to learn the moves?

Okay, but then we've got to come up with a system.

Okay, but you know what I mean, alright?

Okay, call me back. Seriously Call me back.

Okay, can I cut to the chase?

Okay, everybody go out to the grass.

Okay, honey, you're on speaker phone in a police station.

Okay, hopefully she goes down for her nap.

Okay, I know. I'm just a passionate fan.

Okay, it's... Hey dude get the fuck out of here, I got it.

Okay, Lainey. Glad we got that cleared up.

Okay, let me be super clear here.

Okay, no! Don't... don't answer that.

Okay, okay, he's gonna put a stop to it.

Okay, okay. Great.

Okay, relax. I do this for a living.

Okay, see you soon.

Okay, so the biggest misconception that guys

Okay, so you're a womanizer.

Okay, well I grew up very, very religiously.

Okay, well you're sending porn star vibes