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Willow (1988)

Willow (1988)

Willow (1988) is a fantasy adventure film directed by Ron Howard. Set in a magical land, the story follows a reluctant hero, Willow Ufgood, played by Warwick Davis, who embarks on a perilous journey to protect a baby from an evil queen. Along the way, he encounters a diverse group of characters, including the talented Val Kilmer as the roguish swordsman, Madmartigan.

With its enchanting storyline and stunning visual effects, Willow has left an indelible mark on cinematic history. The film's score, composed by James Horner, perfectly captures the whimsy and epic scope of the adventure.

For fans of the film and its memorable soundtrack, you can now relive the magic of Willow by playing and downloading these sounds here. Immerse yourself in the captivating world of Willow and let the music transport you to a realm of fantasy and adventure.

A Daikini child.
A little daughter, perhaps,
Aaaaaagh!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah! You all right? Nice try, Willow.
Aah! Ooh. Oh, no, where did everybody go?
Acorns? They're magic!
Again! Again!
Ah, Franjean! You better clear out, Willow.
Ah, General Kael, at last.
Airk!
Airk.
Airk.
Airk's army. Get Kael!
All creatures of good heart need your help, Willow.
All right, all right. You can follow me as far as the lake.
All right, then this way. Eh, nope.
All right, we've got to decide who's gonna go and who's gonna stay.
All right, you heard her!
All that you require is your intuition.
All this expedition needs is a leader.
All you did was hang around and eat our eggs! Huh?
And be one with the words.
And Elora Danan knows you have the courage to help us.
And I'm the king of Kashmir.
And it...
And keep her clean. Absolutely.
And stick it on a pig pole!
And stop pestering them. Uh oh.
And take Elora Danan to Tir Asleen...
And tell her I'm not going to let anything happen to the baby.
And you can be assured that they won't give up...
And you never, ever give a baby black root.
And you never, ever give a baby black root.
And you're gonna end up working in the mines.
And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!
And you're very strong. Thank you.
And... here.
Anything you throw them at turns to stone.
Are you all right? Yeah.
Are you suggesting we go home?
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Are you trying to make my life more difficult than it already is?
Are you?
As far as this baby is concerned, yes.
Assault! Sorsha, battering ram!
Avaggdu luatha bairn off haefermore.
Avaggdu luatha bairn off haefermore.
Avaggdu...
Avalorium, greenan...
Baaa!
Baaa! Take tha a a at!
Bachktu inno!
Back to the castle!
Back!
Bairn deru bordak...
Balance of essence, fire beget snow.
Bavmorda's too powerful. No!
Bavmorda's troops are crushing everything in sight.
Be the very man who plucked it out of the river.
Beah!
Beer!
Before those troops come back.
Begin the ritual.
Believe in the words. Tuatha, tuatha, chnox danu.
Believe me, it could have been worse!
Bellalockt!
Bellanockt.
Besides, even if we find them, they'll catch us,
Black fires forever kindled within,
Bohi bakstiy.
Break out the tents! Make camp!
Bring back that child, peck.
Bring forth the hopefuls.
Bring the Nelwyns to me.
Brownies! Let's get out of here!
Burglekutt, don't leave me alone with these two!
Burglekutt, let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby. I swear.
Burglekutt, you're troll dung.
But can your magic get us inside the fortress?
But Cherlindrea said we'd be safe here.
But don't let anything break your concentration.
But I do know a few tricks.
But I've an idea how to get inside the castle.
But that's it!
But you can be. Speak...
But you will need help.
But, Dada, it's a baby.
But, Raziel, I'm not ready yet.
By the evil Queen Bavmorda.
Bye, Hilda! Take them out.
Can't we keep it, Dada? No!
Captain, get up!
Careful, you lout! Move along!
Charge! Charge!
Check to make sure it's not still alive. It's dead!
Cherlindrea told you it holds vast powers.
Clai main! Lunano ocht!
Claideb cla...
Come forward.
Come on, girly. Don't be shy.
Come on, kids. Let's go.
Come on, Madmartigan, you and I are soldiers.
Come on, Madmartigan. Let's get Elora Danan out of here.
Come on, Meegosh! Ow!
Come on!
Come on! Give it to me!
Come on. Fight like a man!
Come on. I am. Pull me in.
Come on. Let me out of here, Airk.
Come to me, now.
Come, lightning!
Come, thunder!
Come. We'll keep to the woods.
Concentrate, Willow.
Concentrate. Locktwaar danalora...
Could you spare some milk for this poor hungry baby?
Courage, Willow.
Cut it down!
Dada, she likes you.
Dada! Dada! We found something in the river.
Dada! Dada! Whoa! Whoa!
Death, next to love, is a trivial thing.
Destroy the beast! Find the baby!
Did you get that baby?
Did you see what he did?
Die!
Do you have any love for this child?
Do you really think so? Sure.
Do you understand?
Doesn't bother me. Brownies?
Doesn't it, Sticks? Her name is not Sticks.
Don't go near it. We don't know where it's been.
Don't I know you? I stole the baby from you, Daikini,
Don't let him talk to you that way.
Don't let them get away!
Don't listen to him, Burglekutt.
Don't play with that wand.
Don't worry, Kiaya. I'll be fine.
Dust of broken hearts.
Elora Danan must survive!
Elora Danan told me.
Elora Danan will be queen.
Elora, you don't want me.
Elora? Elora, Willow is here.
Elora's cold and hungry. She knows me.
Even if you could find it, peck,
Even with fairies in the woods...
Everything will be all right once we get to Tir Asleen.
Everything's gonna be all right.
Ewww!
Except me.
Excuse me, sir. We found one of your babies in our village.
Excuse me? Excuse me.
Farewell! Eh?
Farmers! Cherlindrea sends me farmers!
Faster!
Fin Raziel! I have to talk to you, please!
Find the child. Find the child!
Fine, then. Come on!
Fine. Then which way do we go?
Fine. You stay here alone, but we're going.
Five or six wagons and about a thousand fools.
Follow me, Rool. I don't know. Where are you?
For beginners, there's some pain,
Forget all you know... or think you know.
Forward!
Forward! Break it down!
Franjean, help me!
Franjean, release the Nelwyns.
Franjean! Hey! Give me that dust of broken heart.
Fuzzy. Fuzzy!
Gather up all these babies.
Gather your wits. Come on.
Get away from me! I love you!
Get down!
Get him, Madmartigan!
Get him!
Get on that shield!
Get the children! They're after us!
Get the spears!
Get your hair out of my face, or I'll chop it off.
Giants who live far away.
Gimme the rope.
Give me a ripe one. Good.
Give me a sword. I'll win this war for you.
Give me some water, peck, or you die.
Give the baby to the first Daikini you see,
Give up the baby! Shut up!
Give us the baby,
Go home, Willow! It's a dangerous world.
Go in the direction the bird is flying!
Go play! Go on.
Go to sleep, Willow.
Go to sleep.
Good brave people!
Good bye, Dada.
Good bye, Elora Danan.
Good bye, Elora.
Good bye, Willow!
Good girl. Good girl. Under no condition whatsoever...
Good luck. Good luck, Dada.
Good night, Madmartigan.
Good! Then we go that way! To the lake!
Good.
Good. Jumbo. Jumbo. I am hungry. Go get me some eggs or something.
Greater than Raziel.
Ha, ha! You are free!
Ha! Peck, peck, peck, peck,
Hah! Hah!
Hah! Hah! Yes, General.
Have you gone crazy?
He doesn't know anything about babies.
He stole our black root. I'll get some more. Don't worry about it.
He's a worthless thief.
He's looking right at us.
He's not a woman!
He's not gonna help you, peck.
Hee, hee, hee!
Helgafel!
Hello, everybody! We have arrived! You are saved.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Help me! I can't.
Help my daughter to find that tiny, helpless baby...
Here. Hold her. Hey, no. I don't want her, Kiaya.
Here. Thanks, friend. Oh!
Hey, come on!
Hey, I will not be ignored!
Hey, Meegosh. Wake up. Huh?
Hey, quiet! You want to get us killed?
Hey, ugly, wake up!
Hey, wait! Leave this to us.
Hey! Aah!
Hey! Come along!
Hey! Give her back!
Hey.
Hide! Get the children! Come on!
Hilda! Ooh.
Hither greenan bairn claideb lunanockt.
Hither greenan bairn claideb lunanockt.
Hither greenan bairn claideb lunanockt.
Hither greenan bairn claideb lunanockt.
Hither greenan bairn claideb lunanockt.
Hither greenan bairn claideb...
Hither walha...
Hmph.
Hold her while I get some milk. Oh, no, no. Oh.
Horses! Horses!
How can I stop the beating of my heart? It pounds like never before.
How do you do?
How long will it take to find this Raziel? Not long.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Huh? Willow?
Hurry up!
Hurry, Willow. Transform me.
Hurry! Big dogs!
Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry! Kael's coming!
Hurry! Practice the chant I taught you!
Hyah!
Hyah!
Hyah! Get to your horses! After 'em!
Hyah! Ha ha!
I always knew you'd end up in a crow's cage.
I am a young, beautiful woman.
I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived.
I believe he would, Willow.
I can be your guard and carry your spear.
I can stop it. I'll kill you.
I can't do it. I'm just not a sorcerer.
I can't run off and play with you now, Ranon.
I didn't ask you to bring me a dead nursemaid.
I don't know why I try.
I don't love her. She kicked me in the face.
I don't need help from a peck.
I don't think I introduced myself yesterday.
I expected something more grand. Less, uh...
I feel better!
I found a boat. We're all set.
I found some black root. She loves it!
I gave you an order, woman!
I give you my word of honor!
I guess I am gonna die here. Who cares?
I hate her! Don't I?
I hate that woman.
I hate trolls.
I have the child!
I have to kiss you! Rool!
I hope so.
I just saved that infant's life!
I just wasn't myself last night.
I knew he was a traitor!
I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
I knew you'd get out of that rattrap.
I know the way, Franjean. You always think you know the way.
I know what I'm doing. It's my spear. Leave it alone.
I love you, Sorsha?
I love you, Sorsha. I worship you, Sorsha.
I love you. Madmartigan!
I love you. What are you doing here?
I might have a reason to go on living.
I must perform the ritual that will exile the child's spirit into oblivion.
I nominate Willow Ufgood.
I probably saved your life. We were slaughtered, and I lost a lot...
I read the signs.
I seen enough.
I sell the planting seeds around here. Now tell me where you got them.
I serve the Nelwyn, Airk.
I stole a baby! I stole a baby!
I stole it from a stupid Daikini.
I suppose my power enchanted you, and you were helpless against it.
I suppose you're a warrior.
I trust her loyalty more than I trust yours.
I trust him completely. But he tried to strangle me.
I will have this land, Ufgood.
I will make this entire pig disappear!
I won't let you kill that child. Away!
I'd like to break it.
I'll be back before you know it.
I'll find where she hid the baby.
I'll kill him! ...my cousin, Hilda.
I'm a farmer.
I'm a powerful sorcerer. See this acorn?
I'm going to fight.
I'm happy to meet you, Willow Ufgood. How do you know my name?
I'm here.
I'm not a thief, Airk.
I'm scared, Dada!
I'm somebody.
I'm sorry, Raziel.
I'm the greatest sorcerer!
I'm Willow Ufgood.
I'm worried about Elora. She doesn't sound good.
I've come to find the great sorceress, Fin Raziel.
I've had experience in this sort of thing. I know what I'm doing.
I've still got what counts.
If he catches you here, he'll kill us both!
If only you'd quit talking about it.
If the baby dies, all hope for the future is lost.
If we can just get there...
If we hurry, we can be home by tomorrow morning. We'll be heroes.
If you expect to get your planting done before the rains start.
If you really are a princess, take care of him.
If you're easily shocked, please turn away.
Ignore the bird. Follow the river.
Im... possible!
In the pit! In the pit!
In the pit! In the pit!
In the pit! In the pit! Willow.
In your tent? You said you loved me.
Into a realm where evil cannot touch her. Impossible!
Into the bush. Come on. Move!
Is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby.
Is in which finger?
Is it a girl? Yes.
Is that the extent of your powers, little one?
Is the one that's about to ride across this valley and wipe us out!
Is this a joke?
Isn't she beautiful?
It deprives me of your beauty.
It is Elora Danan.
It is you that has made this possible.
It was just my old disappearing pig trick.
It was looking for somebody's baby!
It went away? I dwell in darkness without you,
It went away.
It's a Daikini. We're in luck.
It's a sign! Who's to blame for this?
It's all right, Elora.
It's all right, Willow.
It's going back to the village!
It's gonna be all right, little bobbin.
It's good for ya! It puts hair on your chest.
It's good for ya! It puts hair on your chest.
It's not like us. No. It's not a Nelwyn.
It's the life spark. It forms after Well, it stinks!
It's very dangerous. It belongs to the fairies!
It's Willow. I mean Willow.
Just let me out of here. Please!
Kael! Kael!
Keep it quiet. Don't touch it.
Keep the baby quiet. She needs to be changed.
Keep walkin', hero! Don't even turn around!
Kiaya, tomorrow's my big day.
Kiaya!
Kiaya!
Kill them!
Kothon!
Left, you stupid bird. Left! Ha ha!
Let me do it. Out of the way, rodents.
Let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby.
Let me see! Let me see. You always see.
Let me take care of that baby. I'll look after her like she was my own.
Let the second rite begin.
Let's ride.
Light the 13th candle!
Listen here, runt.
Listen, be careful.
Listen, Meegosh. Tell Kiaya I love her.
Lizards! Who are you calling lizards? Heh? Heh?
Locktwaar danalora luatha danu...
Locktwaar danalora luatha danu... Oh, Willow!
Locktwaar danalora luatha danu... Willow,
Locktwaar danalora.
Locktwaar!
Locktwaar.
Look everywhere! Find the child!
Look, there's Willow and Meegosh.
Look. I'm sorry I got angry.
Lose your skirt?
Love, the High Aldwin hasn't picked a new apprentice in years.
Madmartigan, come on!
Madmartigan, come on! Now!
Madmartigan, help!
Madmartigan, I'm warning you...
Madmartigan, Kael's coming!
Madmartigan, stop!
Madmartigan, wait!
Madmartigan!
Madmartigan!
Madmartigan! What did you do this time?
Madmartigan! What the hell happened up there?
Madmartigan! You never, ever drive that fast with an infant!
Madmartigan. I still serve Galladoorn.
Magic? You'll need magic...
Make camp!
Maybe it was something we said.
Me too. Me too, Dada.
Meegosh, are you coming?
Meegosh, slow down! Oh, come on!
Meegosh, where's the baby?
Meegosh...
Meet Llug.
Mims!
Mims!
Mims? Ranon?
Mornin', boys.
Mother, no!
Move out!
Move!
Mr. Burglekutt, my husband hasn't stolen anything!
Muskrat! When I change back...
My Brownies have been searching for her ever since we heard she was born.
My children found this baby alone by the river, High Aldwin.
My help? What do you need my help for?
My name is Madmartigan, and you are, uh...
My queen, I have destroyed the castle at Galladoorn.
My starlit sky. Without you, I dwell in darkness.
Night, Willow.
No, don't! Don't!
No, Meegosh. Don't go near him.
No, we can still defeat Bavmorda.
No!
No! Don't let her!
No! Hey, come here, you!
No! Not Vohnkar! He's the best warrior in the village!
No?
No. No. They'll think it's a bad omen.
No... more... beer.
Nobody'll find you here. I'll be back with Fin Raziel very soon.
Nobody's gonna take care of that baby.
Nocklith! Vohkbar!
Nockmaar scum! You'll never defeat us.
Nockmaar soldiers!
Nockthirth plankton firth foreth forewar.
Not a stupid peck like you.
Not when all I want to do is protect her.
Nothing you wouldn't have done.
Now listen, boys Willow. You've done the right thing.
Now we stop, peck.
Now you die!
Now you will watch me draw upon the power of the universe...
Now, the power to control the world...
Now, when you're out there, listen to your own heart.
Ocht veth bordak stira.
Ocht veth bordak stira.
Ocht veth bordak stira. Ocht veth bordak stira.
Ocht veth nock!
Of your village, your children everyone.
Oh, Hilda! This is my husband, Llug.
Oh, I wouldn't want to waste it.
Oh, no! That's the way I'm going.
Oh, Rool, you and that stupid rat dream! Ha!
Oh, Rool! Always playing with those fairy love potions.
Oh, Rool.
Oh, thank you, Ethna. Thank you.
Oh, well done!
Oh, Willow, you're losing me.
Oh, Willow!
Oh, you're lovely.
Oh. There you are.
Oh. Well, this wand is for you. It's from Cherlindrea.
One day, I fear, your daughter will betray you.
One of Bavmorda's spells transformed me.
Only a great sorcerer can use it,
Or we'll destroy you!
Out of fear. Out of love!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Pecks make terrible nursemaids. Nursemaid?
Pigs!
Please take good care of her.
Please, let me take care of her.
Please! Please!
Poetry? Yeah.
Quick, hide.
Quick, inside.
Quick! Take her! Hurry! Hurry!
Quiet. Shh!
Ranon! You know I hate trolls.
Rats! Big rats! Rats!
Raziel!
Raziel? Willow,
Raziel.
Raziel.
Raziel.
Really? And you're a great sorcerer.
Remember?
Right. But I know a lot of women who do.
Rool, this isn't funny! Help me cut the rope!
Rool, you fool, get out of the road!
Rool, you fool. He does not need to know everything.
Rool! Help!
Rool! Rool.
Rough night last night, wasn't it?
Say, uh Could I have some of that water?
She bears the mark. No!
She cannot transform you again. My spell is protecting this camp.
She has turned against us, Your Highness.
She likes me.
She will come back, and she will finish you!
She will guide you and Elora Danan to the kingdom of Tir Asleen...
She's a princess.
She's been exiled to an island just over those hills.
She's Elora Danan, the future empress of Tir Asleen.
She's not sick! Let me see.
She's really a princess.
She's right you'd never get past the Nockmaar army.
She's too powerful, Raziel.
Shh shh shh!
Shh!
Show me its arm.
Silence! One beast we can kill, but there may be more.
Since when are you a crusader?
Sit in your coffin and rot.
So?
Somebody put him there for a reason. We've got to get rid of her.
Someday, Burglekutt. Someday.
Sorry about this, peck. Keep your mouth shut!
Sorsha, you're useless! I'm backtracking the nursemaid's trail.
Sorsha!
Sorsha!
Stand aside for Queen Bavmorda!
Stand your ground. He's our prisoner.
Stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us.
Stop him!
Stop saying that!
Stop, please. Ooh.
Stop! Wait!
Stop! Wait! Come back!
Strokt!
Stupid Daikini. Ask him to stop the wagon.
Take it up!
Take me to her.
Take my wand to the sorceress Fin Raziel.
Take Ranon in there, quick!
Take your hand off that.
Tanna... looatha Oh, I can't remember the middle part.
Tear this village apart!
Tell her. I'm short, even for a Nelwyn.
Tell Sorsha I search the north bank!
Tempting, but no.
Thank you, son.
Thank you. Time to leave.
Thanks.
That baby over there. Let me see its arm.
That continues somehow to elude her.
That dust of broken heart!
That leader is...
That way!
That way.
That won't reach the wall. We can't get inside.
That'll put you to sleep for a hundred years?
That's a bad idea. Very bad.
That's it! It's the crossroads!
That's magic? Smells terrible.
That's me! I'm Raziel!
That's not the one.
That's the word that pleads for change.
That's what I said. This way.
That's what the beasts want. Let's give it back to them!
The baby of the prophecy?
The baby!
The baby's sick.
The bones have spoken!
The bones tell me... nothing.
The castle?
The choice is yours.
The dust of broken hearts. Ah...
The heroes have come home.
The midwife. Find that baby, Sorsha.
The Nelwyns have got the baby. We've searched the village.
The Nockmaar army destroyed Galladoorn.
The only army around here...
The other side!
The outer world is no place for a Nelwyn.
The search goes on, my queen.
Then hurry home.
Then the prophecy is true. The princess has been born.
Then we will have to track them. That would take forever.
There it is! The island!
There'll be a flood or a drought, and everyone will blame me for it.
There's a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!
There's an even bigger army at Tir Asleen.
There's Elora, right there, on those furs.
There's no law against that.
There's nobody here but me and, uh, my, uh...
There's nothing to worry about.
These will protect you.
They couldn't have gone far!
They thought you were a woman, Airk.
They're coming! Away!
They're getting away!
They're going to kill her.
They've taken her. There were too many of them.
Think about it! Burglekutt, I'm gonna...
This baby will not destroy me.
This child is special!
This child must be taken beyond the boundaries of our village.
This child will have no power over me. Start the ritual.
This is not an army.
This is the one we're looking for.
This is the work of Bavmorda.
This place is cursed, peck. It's falling apart. Open your eyes!
This way! This way!
This way! This way!
This way. No. No. No. I don't think so.
This way. This way?
This will bring you luck.
Those soldiers are after us. Shhh.
Time is running out.
Tir Asleen! At last, Tir Asleen!
To my former self, I will crush this army...
To pick my own finger. Aha! That was the correct answer.
To send that child into the netherworld.
To the Daikini crossroads.
To the horses!
Toa thonna mondarr!
Tomorrow's gonna be different. I just know he's gonna pick me.
Tonight, let me worship you in my arms.
Touch this altar with your powers.
Traitor child. I must despise you now.
Transform me and I will destroy her.
Tricks? Cherlindrea sent you? You must learn real magic.
Trolls that'll skin you alive and take your face off?
Trolls.
Tuatha grin chnox, y foel famau.
Tuatha, tuatha, chnox danu.
Tuatha, tuatha, chnox danu. Don't give up,
Tuatha!
Tuatha...
Tuatha... lokwathrak... tuatha!
Turn me back into my human form. Are you sure?
Turned against me?
Ufgood, you still haven't paid your debts to me.
Ufgood! Willow Ufgood!
Uh oh.
Uh, pardon me.
Uh...
Uhaghh! Take her! Take her!
Uhh. Uhh.
Um, sort of. Then what?
Unless she is stopped, Bavmorda will control the lives...
Until they find what they're looking for!
Use the dogs. Bring her back to me alive!
Use the shelter chant. Protect yourself.
Vohnkar It's not his decision!
Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear... just for a minute.
Vohnkar, let's go!
Vohnkar!
Vohnkar!
Wait, Airk. You need me!
Wait. Shh. No! No!
Wake from this hateful sleep.
Wanu!
Water. Yeah.
We are all powerful sorcerers.
We are here! You are rescued!
We are not going in there! But Elora needs fresh milk.
We call upon you to surrender!
We can't do it.
We can't give her to him!
We can't keep the baby, Kiaya.
We have led you to the island of the sorceress Fin Raziel.
We look even now. It won't be long.
We made it.
We must find the culprit and throw him in the pit!
We must take it back to Nockmaar.
We must undo Bavmorda's sorcery.
We need him here! Vohnkar, step back!
We wouldn't have escaped without you.
We'll assault at first light.
We'll get a boat in that village. A big boat.
We'll never keep up with those horses.
We'll outrun 'em!
We'll push it downstream and forget we ever saw it. Come on.
We're going into battle, little ones. Find a woman to take care of her.
We're running out of food.
We're taking her to Tir Asleen. Tir Asleen?
We've got to give that baby to somebody.
We've never been apart.
Welcome back, boys. You deserve medals!
Welcome to my kingdom.
Well What happened to your pig?
Well done. But now I have another task for you.
Well, at least get me some water!
Well, don't expect me to help you again.
Well, it was stupid. Just tell me.
Well, looks like I got you here.
Well, maybe I used magic.
Well, my mother raised us on black root.
Well, remember to keep her warm.
Well, that was really stupid, peck.
Well, you could've warned me.
Well...
What a lucky father I am. I wish I could take you bobbins with me.
What are they gonna do to her?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Take the baby and go! Come on!
What are you gonna look like if this works?
What do you mean? What are you saying, mysterious island?
What goes on here?
What was that?
What was that?
What'd you bite me for?
What'll we do now, Willow?
What's that?
Whatever happens, I shall always admire you.
Wheee!
When I get out of here, I'm gonna cut your head off...
When I held up my fingers, what was your first impulse?
Where Where...
Where a good king and queen will look after her.

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