Dutch (1991) Edit

A chance at your mom's money?

A couple of hookers...

A friend, male.

A lot of shit to get you home.

A political discussion, I'll shred you.

About me and your father and to understand

About the size of my pinkie ring...

Absolutely.

Act like a rodent around somebody else.

Actually, I'm the idiot

Ah, a few problems.

Ah, fine.

Ah, that was fun.

Ahh, jeez.

Ahh!

AI, knock it off. You, get your pal out of here!

All he wants to do is sit alone in a room and hate people.

All right, that's it. Wave it to her.

All right. Bye bye. Let's go, hon.

All right. Oh, no.

And because you wanna play some kind of a spoiled brat prank,

And get my coat, will you?

And he dribbles when he smiles.

And he is hardly an idiot.

And hope I get arrested so I can get some sleep.

And I bet you'd like

And I don't hurt anybody, not on purpose.

And I don't take crap from kiddies.

And I expect you to be on it.

And I want you home.

And she's not my ma.

And the chance I'm referring to has dollar signs in front of it.

And the cool part is I could say that

And the last thing he needs is police trouble.

And then it blew up in your face.

And try to make things work with her.

And we'll meet you inside, all right?

And when I set you down on your mama's doorstep,

And when the smoke cleared, almost without exception...

And you can't do anything about it,

And you can't hit me, 'cause I'm a minor.

And you have a problem because the last guy that punched me

And you wad those up in little, bitty balls like that.

And you'll let yourself down.

And you're gonna work on being a nice guy with your son

And, for later,

And, uh, all our best for a happy holiday.

And?

Are you admitting that I could defeat you in a fight?

Are you coming with me or are you staying here?

Are you nuts? Go down the road a piece.

As an insecure fool who's deathly afraid

At Burger King will be like.

At least I have a father.

At the Ponchartrain Hotel in Detroit.

At your country club, married me to avoid scandal,

Attaboy, attaboy.

Be pathetic! Try it!

Beautiful, aren't they?

Because he still loves you. He's a great kid.

Because I love your mother.

Because I worked for it.

Because I'm 15,000 cheeseburgers ahead of you in life.

Because it was there.

Because she gave birth to you.

Because you can't get along with me.

Because, frankly, I don't care

Before we start, run in the other room

Beg. Help me.

Bend your little knees. That's it.

Besides your own spoiled ass.

Bingo.

Bitch! Bastard! You little son of a bitch!

Both our families are from there.

Boy has a wound on his head. We need to use the restroom.

Boy: Hello.

Brock, hey.

Brock: Well, eventually, if you live long enough,

Brock.

But anyone else in their station in life is scum.

But I don't think you could raise a welt on my fanny.

But I really like talking to you.

But I'm still going to get you home.

But I'm very surprised to see you here.

But the truth is I make a pretty good living.

But today I see my initial impression is correct.

But you beat all, man. You are absolutely worthless.

But you roll the dice, you take what you get.

But, uh, hot cakes and bacon on a cold day, pretty sexy.

Bye.

Call my mother. I'll call my grandfather.

Call your mother.

Came to Hammond to look for work, me and my husband.

Can you say, I'm sorry I hit you with a golf club,

Can't beat a good fireworks show.

Clearly. Now leave.

Come and get it.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, come on,

Come on. Give it to me, pipsqueak.

Could you go inside and get directions?

Couple of hookers got a set of rockets, that's okay,

Dad can't be with you, honey.

Dad!

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Damn! Jeez. Ahh.

Did she ever say that she thinks I hate her?

Did you hear me talking?

Did you steal 'em?

Do you have a mother?

Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to hitchhike?

Do you know how to knock?

Do you know what your mother would say

Do you wanna take the call, shithead?

Do you want to go down and get him?

Does campus security know you're here?

Doesn't matter in your part of the world.

Don't be crazy, Pete. Don't be crazy, Pete.

Don't flatter yourself.

Don't fret. It's okay.

Don't get it.

Don't shoot me.

Don't you think that's a little amazing?

Doyle: So your parents know, and they haven't disowned you?

Doyle: We're here.

Doyle!

Doyle!

Doyle! Just what the hell are you doing?!

Doyle?

Doyle.

Doyle.

Doyle.

Doyle.

Doyle.

Doyle.

Driver: Thanks.

Dutch Dooley.

Dutch wants to know what we do.

Dutch, he doesn't want to know you.

Dutch: Calm down, Pete. Look, forget these guys.

Dutch: Doyle, listen to me. Listen.

Dutch: Good night.

Dutch: Huh?

Dutch: So long, guys.

Dutch: We're not doing too good here.

Dutch: You got anything to say?

Dutch: You guys on vacation or something?

Dutch: You talk to your son yet?

Excuse me, but would you please get out of here?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. You're on the road?

Excuse us.

Fill it up, please, unleaded, regular.

Fine. No problem.

Fireworks are illegal in Illinois.

For how you handled the cops and the accident,

For the housewares convention.

For the umpteenth time, I'll be with Dad.

Friday?

From your cheap shoes to your ridiculous hairstyle

Get back here!

Get loose. That's it.

Get out of here.

Get the suitcase. Let's go. We got a ride.

Get you so bad.

Get your hands down.

Getting hungry for your turkey dinner?

Give me the gun!

Give me the gun! Ahh!

Give me the keys.

Give me your best punch, all right? Come on.

Go home.

Go on.

Go to hell!

Goddamn...

Good night.

Good night.

Good riddance!

Got bored with me, dumped me and screwed me in court?

Grab your stuff.

Great. Have a nice weekend

Guaranteed.

Guard: Yeah, motel, lots of people.

Guy's not my dad. That's my mother's boyfriend.

Hands over your head.

Happy holidays.

Has a dent in his forehead

Have a little faith in your father.

Have a nice holiday.

Haven't been able to reach him yet.

He doesn't deserve having his feelings hurt

He has to go to Europe.

He is not sharing the house with me,

He just killed somebody.

He took you out of your life, put you in his and took off.

He won't appreciate that.

He'll be so happy to see you.

He'll sue your working class ass

He's doing his best, okay?

He's gonna blow his chance at my mother.

He's picking me up for Thanksgiving break

He's trying to get to know me

Hell, I'd love to go. You wanna go?

Hello, Natalie.

Hello, Natalie.

Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Help me. Help me.

Here. Give me your little digits.

Here. That's it. Curl your little digits,

Here's the deal, Dobsy.

Hey, buddy!

Hey, I told you guys to get out of here.

Hey, thanks for going along with my story.

Hey, the kid doesn't mean it.

Hey, what the hell is wrong with you?

Hey, you okay?

Hey! Aah!

Hey! Give me my stick back.

Hey. [laughs]

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi.

Hope so.

Hope.

How about if I go down?

How do you know it'll hold me?

How you do you know I'm working class?

How?

How'd you sleep, ace?

How's your face?

Huh?

Huh. All right.

Hurry. It's freezing.

I am.

I appreciate it.

I beat you mentally.

I bet you got it, too, huh,

I blew it. I'm sorry.

I called your house, and a lady answered.

I can pay for my breakfast.

I can't believe it.

I canceled an important overseas trip

I charged them.

I choose not to.

I could have frozen to death, you asshole.

I could have you written up for profanity.

I could sue you for this.

I didn't expect to see you here.

I didn't want to say prostitute in front of the boy.

I do so.

I don't break.

I don't even know what this is.

I don't hate my mother for the record.

I don't have a ma.

I don't have to tell you anything.

I don't have to think.

I don't know.

I don't screw around.

I don't think so.

I don't think that's a good idea.

I don't think that's gonna happen.

I don't think you know who I am.

I don't think you would have frozen, not solid, anyway.

I don't want to call. I'm sitting here, and that's it.

I feel the pain in my crotch in my teeth.

I figured you for dead.

I gave you a house to live in with your truck driver.

I got a deck

I got a rough outline.

I got Jersey stinkers, Bombay bugles,

I got M 80s. I got dragon tongues.

I got something in there for your mother.

I got, uh... [laughs]

I gotta do it.

I gotta get rid of the voices!

I gotta roll naked in the snow

I gotta wonder how nuts I am.

I guess I didn't think about that.

I guess it would be to someone who's enrolled here

I had a new friend.

I hate his guts.

I hate saying that. It's so sick.

I have a letter from him saying that he's going to pick me up.

I have a mother, okay?

I have a problem because I said I'd pick you up.

I have plans.

I have to go to London in the morning.

I jammed in your mouth to shut you up were clean or not.

I just want to make sure I don't get all screwed up.

I know he won't use it.

I know he's in London.

I know she called you.

I know you were playing around, stretching this whole thing out

I know you're lying.

I lifted the toad's wallet.

I like him a lot. I'm his friend,

I lost my temper, and I shouldn't have.

I love to talk, live to talk.

I love you, honey, and...

I love you, sweetheart.

I may not look like I could finance a trip to the zoo,

I mean, you don't need him

I meant it.

I missed you.

I never said that I hated her.

I never saw a thing!

I really appreciate it.

I said I have plans. Leave it at that. Now please go.

I said out.

I said, Stop the car.

I said...

I sort of respected you

I still owe you one.

I still owe you that shot in the ass.

I think this makes us even.

I thought you loved her.

I told your mother I'd take you home for the holidays.

I took on this idiotic assignment

I understand. I'm involved with her now,

I want to do this for you. It's important.

I want you out of here by Monday.

I want you to know that I could have hurt you a lot more than I did.

I was a little crazy.

I was just making conversation. It's not important.

I wasn't thinking too clear, so...

I will have you written up.

I won the bet! [laughs]

I wouldn't dare lose.

I wouldn't have had to come down here for you.

I, uh... I have to get something from my bag.

I... I really want you to come home, Doyle.

I'd have busted every bone in your body.

I'd like to speak to Doyle Standish, please.

I'd like you to come home.

I'll be back on Monday.

I'll decide what I need to know, and she's not like that.

I'll die!

I'll drive the next shift.

I'll go outside. Let him use the bathroom.

I'll meet you inside, okay?

I'll see what I can do for you.

I'll write a letter for you, nice letter, okay? Go on.

I'm a breakthrough kind of guy.

I'm a communicator.

I'm a friend of your mother's.

I'm a little surprised to see myself here, too, Mary Alice.

I'm an interested third party.

I'm calling about Thanksgiving.

I'm calling your mom. Enough of this.

I'm Dutch Dooley.

I'm fine. Could you do me a favor, though?

I'm from South Bend originally.

I'm gonna give you the option of taking it on the backside.

I'm gonna have to have a good relationship with Darren.

I'm gonna have you prosecuted for this.

I'm just gonna sit here

I'm me. You're you. There's no reason on Earth

I'm not 100% sure those undershorts

I'm not calling, because I don't want your mother

I'm not going anywhere with you!

I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding.

I'm not too crazy about my mother to begin with,

I'm not your dad. I'm not your grampy.

I'm okay.

I'm sorry, I didn't quite...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Could you excuse us?

I'm sorry. Could you step outside?

I'm sparing her of a life of this kind of misery.

I'm staying here, Dad.

I'm tired of doing the dirty work for you.

I've been kicked and beat and left for dead,

I've had my head split open, my nose mashed.

I've talked and talked and talked to you

If it wasn't for your daddy,

If it's not enough, call me.

If she knew what you were doing?

If that's too much, a simple hello would do.

If we're gonna be together from now on,

If you could see both sides, you'd know that that isn't true.

If you shoot me, I'll have you arrested.

If you want to get into

If you weren't such a spoiled little worm,

In a little gilded box under your bed.

In case it's gnawing on your mind?

In the junior high, but in my world,

Into complete and total destitution.

Is that a fact?

Is that a no?

Is that a yes, a no, a maybe?

Is that your most pathetic look?

Is working class bad?

Is... is Mr. Standish in?

It wasn't open. It was unlocked.

It would really mean a lot to me

It'd take a lot more than you got

It'll happen.

It's a bet.

It's been awfully nice meeting you...

It's nice.

It's none of my business.

It's not quite cold enough for that.

It's on purpose.

It's pathetic. It is really pathetic.

It's sickening how much you love yourself.

It's true.

It's whose crotch the doctor yanked you out of, huh?

It's your mother. Come on, talk to her.

Just good, all American street fighting.

Just on top, sweetie.

Keep it modest. 20 bucks.

Kicked your face, mashed your testes,

Kiss my ass for the record!

L... I've booked you a flight on Wednesday,

Let me go down and get him.

Let me show you how to do it, all right?

Let's not waste a lot of time eating, okay?

Libby, this is Natalie Standish.

Listen one last time.

Listen, I'm flying down to Atlanta

Listen, listen, it's the holiday season.

Listen, you little son of a bitch.

Little trouble on the home front?

Lock up when you're through.

Look, you are old enough to be objective

Lost our car. We got robbed.

Make it on your own.

Man #2: Thank you, darling.

Man, I've met some scum in my life,

Man: I got it.

Man: Put it down here.

Man: They'll take good care of you here.

Me, I like to talk.

Mike's supervisor is on the board.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm, not really. I'm honest about it.

Mm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom.

Monday.

My father was a bricklayer.

My income's a damn sight more

My mother used to work in the laundry

My name's Doyle.

My number's on the card, okay?

My parents wanted to know if, since you're not going home,

My wallet!

My working class ego can handle that

Nah, nothing serious.

Naked?

Natalie is Reed's ex wife.

Natalie is Reed's...

Natalie Warjecheski Standish.

Never to eat anything a fish deposits in a riverbed.

Nice meeting you.

Nice meeting you.

No accountants, no lawyers, no mommies, no daddies,

No geometry, no kamikaze tricks,

No sucker punches,

No Washington lobbyist, just a man and his wits.

No, I don't believe I do.

No, I wasn't invited last year.

No, I'm with someone,

No, it's not bad.

No, not here in the gas station.

No, not really.

No, we're getting along great.

No, you didn't.

No, you don't.

No. Gee, I'm sorry.

Not too fast, but not too slow.

Now give me his number in London.

Now I gotta kill your families, too.

Now, my doctor wants me to get my cholesterol to under 1,000,

Now, my doctor wants me to get my cholesterol to under 1,000,

Now, why don't you say goodbye to your mother?

Now, you call the office first thing Monday morning.

Now, you take the first shot.

Of course I can say it.

Of my position and standing beating you up, can it?

Of racy playing cards.

Officer: You're a lucky man you're not hurt.

Oh, do you know Libby?

Oh, great. Come on.

Oh, help us here, please.

Oh, I didn't bother to bring it in.

Oh, I don't think I'll have to do that.

Oh, is it all right to, uh...

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, but my money doesn't count in your neighborhood,

Oh, you like to wiggle and grunt. Me, too.

Oh. Curious.

Oh. Libby Percy Holt.

Oh. Oh, you want more, huh?

Oh. We're going home, too.

Okay, let me see you fight like a man, okay?

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I just think it's really sick that you'd cut my mom loose

Old fashioned, pigheaded, working class

Only because his father is an employee.

Only because you fell asleep and I got...

Only, this time, no sissy kicks, okay,

Or his house or his money or his friends.

Or make a bed with my teeth?

Or some school teen court where if I'm found guilty,

Or the idiot you're sharing the house with, okay?

Ow!

Pardon my incredulity, Natalie,

Partial apology if I did any permanent damage.

Pete, let's go. You don't have to shoot 'em.

Pleasantly so, of course.

Pleasantly so, of course.

Pre fax machine/car phone, masculine pride.

Pretend that you're not gonna get $10 million when you're 21.

Promise?

Put it towards any repairs you might have and your time.

Put your thumbies out here so you don't break 'em.

Reed Standish.

Remember, I'm your dad. I got a bad heart.

Road people wander in. Excuse me.

Robert, you want to come over here and help me?

Rotting in your own pissed off world.

Say that Reed got me pregnant when I was a barhop

See, he's got this ridiculous plan

See, I'm not such a bad guy, huh?

See, my friend here really wants those shoes.

She didn't make it work.

She divorced my dad for starters.

She listens.

She puts up with your crap, she can handle mine.

She was so understanding about my problems.

She's gonna blame me.

Shh!

Shot you twice?

Show's over. Go home.

Sit.

Slap it.

Smile with that face.

Smile. That's it.

Smoke bother you?

So do you get along with your dad?

So he can stretch his legs?

So if he's made any plans with you,

So it doesn't matter.

So she wouldn't worry. Is that okay?

So we could get to know each other,

So we were down in New Orleans at the Superdome

So you can get my approval of your new boyfriend?

So, what's the word on you two?

Some kid.

Someone from any sort of decent background would knock.

Something came up.

Sort of.

Stand up.

Stay here? You gonna watch the football game,

Stop the car.

Stuff your problems!

Such a whining little rodent,

Sure. Go ahead.

Sure. We got enough time to eat?

Surprise. Huh?

Take this.

Taking my wallet, my luggage, my last cigar.

Tell Tug and Fritz I'll be incommunicado,

Than your father gives your mother to live on.

Thank you.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

That must have been an accident.

That poor bastard was on his way home to see his family,

That was nice.

That would be excellent.

That you refused to give me his number, you're fired.

That's a no.

That's all any of us in here can do.

That's her job.

That's it, yeah.

That's mine.

That's not true.

That's part of it, too.

That's right.

That's them.

That's your job. You'd better learn to do it.

The boy's your son?

The door was open.

The kid is crazy.

The kid's got emotional problems,

The less I know, the better.

There you go.

There's a fair amount of truth in that.

There's gotta be a guard around here somewhere. We'll ask him.

There's no better way for two guys

There's one thing I can do that you can't.

There's only one thing he has that I want.

There's some truth there.

These are the Cumberland Mountains.

These guys probably got families.

They should take care of anything that comes up.

They won't listen.

This is a family matter.

This is a full blown mission. You're not gonna beat me.

This is my death to you look.

This is only a two lane. That's a soft shoulder.

This isn't a warming house, you know.

This kid hardly ever backs off once he gets his neck up.

Those two gals are a couple of pros.

Throw one more, and I'm leaving you.

Throw one more...

To appease your guilt?

To be with her right now, wouldn't you?

To get to know each other than to spend a couple of days in a car.

To give me any permanent damage.

To not have to call my mother for help.

To the small and exclusive group of people that care about you...

To think we can't make it home on our own.

To your crude vocabulary

Today you're a parrot. I'm ready here.

True. Yeah, it's your mother's fault.

Ugh.

Uh, Dave...

Uh, no, you go ahead, babe.

Uhh! Ohh, I just killed somebody!

Um, he told me last night.

Until I could puke coat hangers.

Wait a minute! Stop!

Wait a minute.

Waiting for your dad?

Waitress: Okay, sugar, what'll it be?

Watch your little thumbies.

We are at the moment. We got 20 bucks.

We can make it home.

We don't want any trouble, all right?

We got here tonight.

We had money all this time?

We have a very big problem here.

We were robbed by homebound hookers.

We'll find some nice motel you can burn down.

We're call girls.

We're going home to Hammond for the holidays.

We're going to Hammond. Do you wanna come along?

We're gonna have some fun now.

We're not masters of the highway.

We've been here for about a week.

We've got a lot to talk about, huh?

Well, are you unescorted tonight?

Well, from what I can gather,

Well, I guess you wanna eat.

Well, I have to shoot you.

Well, I was just beginning to feel respectable.

Well, I won't cop to that, but I will say this.

Well, if the new fella comes by, be sure and point him out to us.

Well, it's something very special.

Well, maybe I'll come up and visit you sometime.

Well, she's probably gonna need a little more time. Uh...

Well, this is a center for displaced families.

Well, we also do a little dancing.

Well, we're really movin' now, huh?

Well, what the heck would you do

Well, you and I are riding in the back seat from now on

Well, you'll be talking to him. You can tell him.

Were you expecting the mailman?

What about it?

What about you?

What chance, Duncan?

What do you like to do for fun?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What makes you think you're so superior?

What the hell are you beating me up for?

What the hell?

What time is it?

What won't make me vomit?

What, you mean like in big people's court

What?

What?

When I want to let somebody have it

When I want to let somebody have it

When my father finds out

When you're facedown, dead in a ditch.

Where's she at, Chicago?

While you were brushing your teeth, I called your mom.

Who was it?

Who?

Why don't you come to my house?

Why don't you shut up?

Why we should spend any more time with each other.

Why we're in the situation we're in.

Why?

Why? You hate her.

With a set of tiny little genitals?

Woman #2: It's all right now. Come on.

Woman: Earl, we need two orders of fries.

Woman: Trying to get some sleep here.

Won't hurt as bad.

Worked for one of those auto part companies that went broke.

Working for your money

Working in the kitchen will be good for you, Teddy.

Would you like to see the wine list?

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do.

Yeah, I know why you want to keep moving.

Yeah, I know. I understand.

Yeah, I thought so.

Yeah, I would.

Yeah, it came up unexpectedly.

Yeah, this is a trip we won't soon forget, huh?

Yeah, well, he seems to be going through

Yeah, well, it takes two to make a thing go bad.

Yeah, yeah. You go inside, and we'll take care of this,

Yeah?

Yeah? I'm terrified.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Hold on.

Yeah. I been training for three years.

Yeah. I was just dreaming about that.

Yeah. Now, go on. Go on.

Yeah. Why?

Yes, they are, but this is Tennessee,

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yo.

You and your daddy?

You asked for it, and you got it.

You can call, can't you?

You can count on it.

You can have a taste of what your career

You can have it.

You can't beat a Ford for good brakes.

You can't say that?

You could have killed somebody with a stunt like that.

You did?

You dishonest, stupid jerk.

You don't have to shoot 'em, Pete.

You don't need to learn till you're in prison.

You don't think it hurts your parents?

You from Hammond?