North by Northwest (1959) Edit

A large, red brick house with a curved, tree lined driveway?

A little more polished than the others.

A little trouty, but quite good.

A Louis XV carved and gilded lit de repos.

A pint will do.

A pleasant journey, sir.

A possible motive for the slaying was suggested by the discovery...

A redcap in a phone booth? Slightly suspicious.

A simple no.

A week later, you registered at the Benjamin Franklin Hotel...

A, she removed any doubts you may have had about her, uh....

About Mr. Thornhill.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. No question.

After dinner. Fair is fair.

After your malevolent friend Vandamm takes off tonight...

Ah, in the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie.

Ah, now, that's much better.

Ah, there he goes, starting his turn.

Ah....

Airport? I don't wanna be taken to an airport.

All in the line of duty.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, Elsie, thanks.

All right, men. Thank you.

All right?

All right.

All right. I won't.

All right. I'll start it at 8.

All right. So he's addressing the General Assembly.

All right. What'll I do when I get there?

All work and no play? A girl like you should be enjoying herself this evening...

Am I to be dropped into a vat of molten steel...

And bourbon.

And don't be so modest.

And don't be so modest.

And here's the sofa where they held me down.

And I I used some pretty harsh words. I'm sorry.

And I don't particularly like the book I've started.

And I just saw two men get out of a police car as we pulled into the station.

And I won't have, until I find George Kaplan who obviously knows what this is all about.

And much more than her life is at stake.

And now catalog number 109.

And now lot number 103.

And now, housebreaking.

And now, uh....

And now, what little drama are we here for today?

And taste in women. I like your flavor.

And thank her for her superb performance as Mrs. Townsend.

And that's the first time you laid eyes on me?

And then at the Sheraton Johnson Hotel in Rapid City, South Dakota.

And thereby wrapped everything up into one very neat and tidy bundle.

And you do have problems.

And, uh, then your name isn't Kaplan?

ANNA: I'll wait, sir. I certainly will. Safe journey.

ANNA: Thank you very much, sir. Be careful.

ANNA: We will, sir, and God bless you.

Apparently, the only performance that'll satisfy you is when I play dead.

Apparently, the poor sucker got mistaken for George Kaplan.

Are you all right?

Are you supposed to be meeting someone here?

Are you sure?

Are you the Townsend who lives in Glen Cove?

Are you trying to tell me that I'm irresistible?

Aren't we being just a wee bit callous?

As soon as the plane leaves, my husband and Mr. Leonard will be back.

Assault with a gun, and a bourbon, and a sports car. We'll get them.

At present, you are registered in room 796...

At which time I expect you and the defendant to be here, ready to go to trial.

August the 29th, George Kaplan of Boston registered at the Whittier in Detroit.

B, she gave herself a new and urgent reason to be taken to the other side with you...

Be with you in a minute.

Beats flying, doesn't it?

Because I bet you could tease a man to death without half trying.

Believe me, Mr. Thornhill, he doesn't exist.

Bigelow at 10: 30 is your first tomorrow, the Skin Glow rehearsal at noon...

Bourbon.

Brook trout.

But first, a libation.

But good luck to you both.

But I'm afraid just as obvious.

But you haven't.

But, after tonight....

Butterfield 8 1 0 9 8.

Butterfield 8 1 0 9 8.

By the way, I found this on the floor. Does it belong to you?

By the way, I want to compliment you on your colorful exit...

By the way, what are we having for dessert?

Bye.

Call them up and have them come here immediately.

Can I help it if you're never around, Mr. Kaplan?

Can I join you?

Can I say the 500?

Can't say it is, because it ain't.

Car 3901.

Car theft, drunk driving, assaulting an officer, lying to a judge.

Ceiling and possibilities unlimited.

Certainly, Mr. Kaplan.

Certainly.

Cheers.

Chicago police capture United Nations killer.

Chris Swenson, a busboy in the Mount Rush more cafeteria...

Code 76.

Come again?

Come back! Come back! Hey!

Come back! Hey!

Come in, please.

Come in.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, now.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come up here.

Come on. We'll discuss it on the plane.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Considering it's not really your kind of work.

Considering your driver has a sledgehammer for a hand.

Could it be an overpowering interest in art?

Could you let me have Mr. George Kaplan's room number, please?

Could you send it for me if I write it out for you?

Couldn't he have taken an hour?

Couldn't we stand like this for just a few hours?

Counselor, how long have you known your client?

Current choice?

Dear, fellow, if you hadn't made yourself so attractive to Miss Kendall...

Did I misunderstand you about bringing her here?

Did you get home all right? Of course you did.

Did you, now?

Dinner at 21, 7: 00.

Do sit down, Mr. Kaplan.

Do you intend to cooperate with us? I'd like a simple yes or no.

Doctor, I am gassed.

Does anyone know this Thornhill?

Does anyone mind if I sit down? I've been running all day.

Don't ask me how it happened. Obviously, it happened.

Don't be long.

Don't be ridiculous. I wouldn't do such a thing.

Don't be sarcastic, Roger.

Don't go away.

Don't misunderstand, I don't expect you to fall in with this suggestion...

Don't tell me where we're going, surprise me.

Don't thank me. I couldn't stand it.

Don't worry about me, fellas. I'll take the bus.

Don't worry, Anna. Arrangements have been made.

Don't you think it's time we were introduced?

Drawing room E.

DRIVER: Right. I'm being followed. Can you do anything?

DRIVER: Where to? I don't know. Just keep going.

Drunk and disorderly? That's chicken feed. You've hit the jackpot.

Each piece wrapped in gold paper. She'll like that.

Eve Kendall. Is anything wrong?

EVE: Better take your things off.

EVE: Good night.

EVE: I just didn't know what I was doing.

EVE: I'd love it.

EVE: In a moment.

EVE: Olive oil?

EVE: Please go. Yes, but But where will I find you?

EVE: Thank you for everything. ANNA: Be careful, now.

EVE: Thank you, porter.

EVE: Thank you.

EVE: Thank you.

EVE: They're coming.

EVE: We can't.

EVE: What do we do? ROGER: Climb down.

EVE: You did it rather well, I thought. Yes, I thought I was quite graceful.

EVE: You didn't get hurt. I'm so relieved. Of course I was hurt.

Even if you accept the belief that the high Trendex means a rising sales curve

Eventually, the professor and his Washington colleagues approached me...

Everyone's been cooperating beautifully.

Fate?

FBI, CIA, ONI.

Finally, he told us he had to go home to sleep it off.

FINLEY: Professor?

First, you're the outraged Madison Avenue man...

FLAMM: This is 1055. Sergeant Flamm.

For the next couple of days?

For the simple reason I simply don't know what you're talking about.

Forgive me. Who are those people living in your house?

Four fifty is bid for the pair. Can I hear 500?

Four hundred is bid. Say the five? I have 400. I have 400.

Funny how I have that effect on people. It's something about my face.

Games? Must we?

General Assembly Building.

Get back.

Get my lawyer right away, and come out and bail me out.

Get out of here! The other tank may blow!

Glen Cove Police Station.

Go ahead, it can't be for me.

Good evening.

Good heavens, no.

Good luck. No conversation. Just leave.

Good night, sweetheart. Don't think it wasn't nice.

Good night.

Goodbye, Mr. Thornhill, wherever you are.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely...

Has life been like that?

Have you been drinking?

Have you got your watch set for Central time?

He checked out at 7: 10 this morning.

He didn't show up.

He didn't tell me anything.

He has told you, hasn't he?

He was in your room?

He went that way. I think he got off.

He's a well tailored one, isn't he?

He's at Window 15, upper level. Hurry.

He's trying to tell me not to go through with this harebrained scheme.

Hello, Mother?

Hello, Operator. Have you got a George Kaplan staying here?

Hello, there.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Valet service, please.

Here she comes. Right on time.

Here they are.

Here, driver, take this lady back where she belongs.

Here, hold that, dear.

Here, reach. Now.

Here, reach. Now.

Here.

Here. Taxi.

Here's your man, doctor.

HERMAN: Why not? She's playing bridge at one of her cronies'.

Hey!

Hi.

His is pointed at your heart. So, please, no errors of judgment, I beg of you.

His mistress. We know all about her.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hotel Sheraton Johnson, Rapid City, South Dakota.

How about this guy, Charlie? He sent for us.

How can he get mistaken for George Kaplan when he doesn't even exist?

How come?

How did it go today?

How do I know you aren't a murderer?

How much did you have in mind?

How much?

How quickly can you get a suit sponged and pressed?

Hurry, darling. It's almost time to leave.

I always do when we're in session here.

I am now gonna ask your permission to draw blood.

I asked the professor if I could see you again.

I can't let you get involved. It's too dangerous.

I can't.

I could use a drink.

I decided to fall in love.

I did treat you miserably.

I did. He checked out. Went to South Dakota.

I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses.

I didn't want you to go on thinking that I....

I do wish you'd walk faster, Mr. Thornhill. We'll miss the plane.

I don't deduce. I observe.

I don't find this a terribly attractive....

I don't for a moment believe that you've invited me to these gay surroundings...

I don't know that I care to accept that charge, professor.

I don't know. He took my clothes, and went that way.

I don't know. I'll ask him. She wants to know who says.

I don't know. Somehow, they seem to put me at a disadvantage.

I don't like it a bit.

I don't like the games you play, professor.

I don't suppose it would do any good to show you ID cards...

I don't suppose it would do any good to show you ID cards...

I don't suppose it would matter to you...

I don't think that one does anything for you.

I feel heavyish.

I forgot, what time did I give you that suit?

I found it in her luggage.

I get the message.

I guess he's gonna play it safe with a long, slow descent.

I guess I deserve that locked door too.

I guess I had nothing to do that weekend, so I....

I hated you for it.

I have 11. Go 12. Who'll say 12?

I have 1200 once, 1200 twice.

I have 1200. Go 13. Who'll say 13?

I have 1200. Go 13. Who'll say 13?

I have a large drawing room all to myself.

I have a very sick woman here. You don't mind, do you?

I haven't made my mind up yet.

I know where I'm headed.

I may go back to hating you. It was more fun.

I mean it.

I mean, after all, Your Honor, would I make up such a story?

I mean, apologize.

I mean, if my client says this is what happened...

I mean, uh, couldn't we stop off at a drugstore for a moment...

I mean, we've hardly met.

I mention it, because the bed doesn't seem like it's been slept in...

I met Phillip Vandamm at a party one night and saw only his charm.

I needn't tell you how valuable she can be to us over there.

I never discuss love on an empty stomach.

I never felt more alive.

I never had a moment to thank you properly.

I never saw him before.

I ought to know more about you.

I remember when it used to come in bottles.

I see. I hope he clears up this silly business.

I should feel offended.

I sort of had the men's room in mind.

I suppose you were surprised to get my call.

I think he checked out.

I think I left my earrings upstairs. I'll be right down.

I think we made it.

I think you sent me to the right place, all right.

I think you're jealous.

I tipped the steward $5 to seat you here if you should come in.

I told my secretary to call Mother. I realized she won't be able to reach her.

I told you, I'm not Kaplan, whoever he is. I'm

I told you.

I understand.

I want the girl to get what's coming to her.

I want the girl.

I want this man examined for driving while intoxicated.

I want to be taken to police headquarters. I'm a dangerous assassin.

I want you all to know, I never saw this woman before last night.

I want you to do a favor for me.

I want you to leave right now.

I wanted to tell you....

I was just going to say that to her.

I was telling Larry and Fanning you may be slow on starting but there's nobody faster.

I was wondering about my earrings.

I wonder if I could respectfully ask the gentleman...

I wonder if I look like Kaplan.

I wonder if I might have a few words of parting with you, sir?

I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter is next on the program.

I wouldn't have a chance.

I, uh....

I, uh.... Well, all right. What are you gonna tell him? Do you know that?

I'd invite you to my bedroom if I had a bedroom.

I'd like a drink. Will you get me a—? Get me some bourbon?

I'll bet you paid plenty for this little piece of sculpture.

I'll call him for you as soon as we get inside the station.

I'll have had two martinis at the Oak Bar, so she needn't bother to sniff my breath.

I'm a big girl.

I'm accustomed to having a load on, but what have you got in these bags?

I'm afraid we're already doing that.

I'm afraid you'll have to.

I'm afraid you're gonna wish you had cut it off sooner.

I'm all for that.

I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother...

I'm beginning to think I'm underpaid.

I'm beginning to think that no one in the hotel has actually seen Kaplan.

I'm Captain Junket of the Nassau County Detectives.

I'm curious, Mr. Kaplan.

I'm Eve Kendall. I'm 26 and unmarried.

I'm headed for the Winter Garden Theater in New York, and I think I'd better get going.

I'm looking for Mr. Weltner and two other gentlemen.

I'm looking for the can opener I stole from the porter.

I'm not being mysterious at all.

I'm sorry, old man. Too bad. Keep trying.

I'm sorry, old man. Too bad. Keep trying.

I'm sorry, sir, but we can't

I'm sure Mr. Kaplan won't mind a few wrinkles.

I'm trying to remind you it is your responsibility to help us restore her...

I've been married twice.

I've been playing hide and seek ever since the train left New York.

I've been staying in my apartment in town for the last month.

I've forgotten the number. Would you mind?

I've gotta pick up my bags now.

I've tried on his clothes. He's got short sleeves and dandruff.

If there was a chance of changing your mind I'd talk about Miss Kendall.

If we make the slightest move to suggest there is no such agent as George Kaplan...

If you can't lick the Vandamms of this world...

If you happen to catch sight of him again, Miss, uh

If you'll give this to one of the attendants in the public lounge, she'll page him.

Immediately.

In a big house, they tried to kill me.

In excellent condition. Please start the bidding.

In private?

In the meantime, the county detectives will determine if his story has any basis in fact.

Incidentally, I wouldn't order any dessert if I were you.

Inside of an hour, she'll be gone.

Interesting.

Is that a proposition?

Is that a proposition?

Is that his name? Thornhill?

Is this the man?

Isn't there?

It may depend on you.

It means you're going to sleep on the floor.

It seems you fellows could stand less training from the FBI...

It was a dull party. You didn't miss a thing.

It was quite obvious to him last night that she had become emotionally involved.

It was?

It will enhance any collection of fine art.

It would please me if you would think of me as being along on this journey...

It'll be easier if you take this yourself. Otherwise, it'll be necessary for us to insist.

It's a nice face.

It's a proposal, sweetie.

It's about an hour and a half's drive from Chicago.

It's an old trick. Shoot one of your own to show that you're not one of them.

It's comforting to know that.

It's easy to remember.

It's funny, isn't it?

It's getting late. I have guests.

It's leaving in five minutes.

It's much safer now, thanks to you, my darling decoy.

Jack Phillips. Western sales manager for Kingby Electronics.

JUDGE: Do you know him to be a reasonable man?

JUNKET: Belonging to Mrs. Babson of Twining Road.

JUNKET: No, Mrs. Townsend, that won't be necessary.

Just a minute, please. Here.

Just a second, you.

Just lie still.

Just say to her: Darling, I count the days, the hours

Just the gardener and his wife living on the grounds.

Just this time you're supposed to be critically wounded.

Kaplan checked out. He went to the hotel Ambassador East in Chicago.

Kaplan, we've had just about enough of you.

Kaplan, who was removed to the Rapid City Hospital in critical condition...

Kaplan. George Kaplan.

Kendall.

LARRABEE: Absolutely. Ha.

Last call.

Last night was last night and that's all there was.

Last night, around, uh....

LEONARD: All right. That's about all, Leonard.

LEONARD: He's heading pretty far out on the north leg and awfully high.

LEONARD: I know how terribly fond you are of Miss Kendall....

LEONARD: I'll do that. VANDAMM: Tell your knife throwing chum...

LEONARD: Oh, that has been arranged.

LEONARD: One of my most valuable attributes as it now turns out.

LEONARD: Sometimes the truth does taste like worms.

LEONARD: The gun she shot Kaplan with.

LEONARD: There isn't time.

LEONARD: Why else would you have decided not to tell her...

Leonard!

LESTER: Give Mr. Kaplan a drink, Leonard.

LESTER: Look after them. I'll be with you in a few minutes.

Let go of me.

Let me hear from you, Sam. Uh, happy thoughts, et cetera.

Let me look at you. Oh, a little pink eyed, but aren't we all?

Let me see something.

Let me think.

Let the opposition have their high ratings while we cry all the way to the bank.

Let's go where? Who ? Who are you?

Let's go.

Like our friends, I too believe in neatness, Leonard.

Like that business about the seven parking tickets?

Like the two others who went before.

Listen to me. I had nothing to do with this.

Locked.

Look!

Look. Do you know this man?

Lucky, I guess.

MAGGIE: I didn't put a coat on. Use your blood sugar, child. Come on.

MAN [ON PA]: New York Central Railroad, train number 25...

MAN [ON RADIO]: Mr. Kaplan twice in full view of horrified men, women and children...

MAN [OVER PHONE]: It's good to find you in, Mr. Kaplan.

MAN 1: Check. Nobody's denying that!

MAN 1: Don't lose it for $25. Thank you. Three seventy five is bid.

MAN 1: How much to start the bidding on this collector's porcelain?

MAN 1: Now the seven. Seven hundred? Seven hundred.

MAN 1: One hundred and fifty. Thank you. Now, say the two.

MAN 1: Say the 12. Twelve hundred dollars there. Twelve hundred is bid. Say 1300?

MAN 1: Say the 12. Twelve hundred dollars there. Twelve hundred is bid. Say 1300?

MAN 1: The photograph has been identified as that of Roger Thornhill...

MAN 1: Two thousand is bid. I have 2000. Do I hear 2500?

MAN 1: We offer catalog number 107.

MAN 3: We can't sit back calmly and wait to see who kills him first.

MAN 3: What Mrs. Finley means, is Oh, I know what she means.

MAN: Attention, please.

MAN: Cocktail before dinner?

MAN: George Kaplan. Perhaps if I send her a telegram.

MAN: Good evening, sir. One? Please.

MAN: Lobby, please. Watch your step.

MAN: Of course not. You answer his telephone, you live in his hotel room...

MAN: We met only last night, and still you do not recognize my voice.

May I hear 1300?

Maybe he got locked in the bathroom.

Maybe he has his suits mended by invisible weavers.

Maybe it was the first time anyone ever asked me to do anything worthwhile.

Maybe you're planning to murder me, right here, tonight.

Meaning, from now on, I'm not going to let you out of my sight, sweetheart.

Men like you.

Mere errand boys carrying concealed weapons.

Michigan Avenue. Proceeding north to 42nd precinct.

Miss Eve Kendall is expecting me. She's in room four something.

Miss Knox of salon....

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm hm. You want to see him right away. Terribly urgent. Matter of life and death.

Mother, do me a favor, will you?

Mother, I gotta go now.

Mother, this is your son, Roger Thornhill.

Mr. Bernardi of the Swiss Observers Office.

Mr. Kaplan's untimely shooting has now acquired the authority of the printed word.

Mr. Thornhill told us that he was brought to this house against his will last night...

Mr. Thornhill was picked up last night driving under the influence of alcohol...

Mr. Thornhill, it is my opinion that you are definitely intoxicated.

Mr. Townsend of UNIPO.

Mr. Townsend of UNIPO. Mr. Townsend of UNIPO.

Mrs. Townsend, does the name George Kaplan mean anything to you?

Mrs. Townsend?

My blessings on you both.

My name is Roger Thornhill.

My name is Thornhill. Roger Thornhill. It's never been anything else.

My recommendation is still the same.

My secretary is a great admirer of your methods, Mr. Kaplan.

My wife has been dead for many years.

My wives divorced me.

Neatness is always the result of deliberate planning.

Nevertheless, we are pleased to find you in.

New York Central Railroad, train number 25...

Nice to meet you, Mr. Kaplan.

Nine ten? Well, he may have left his hotel room by now.

Nine ten.

No car. Mr. Kaplan said bus. He wants to be sure you're alone.

No getting rid of me, is there?

No good, sir. You can't get involved in this.

No luggage.

No need.

No place to sleep.

No question about it.

No questions asked?

No thank you, I can do it.

No, dear, the train. It's safer.

No, I

No, I didn't believe it either.

No, I guess not.

No, I mean it, and I'm very touched. Very

No, I mean, have you seen the man we're looking for?

No, my dear woman, we're not being callous.

No, no, no, I mean $13. That's more than it's worth.

No, no. I'm awfully sorry.

No, not yet. I'm not ready.

No, thank you. I've seen Mount Rushmore.

No, that's all right. I guess I deserved it.

No, they didn't give me a chaser.

No, you take your hands off me or I'll sue you.

No, you're not. You're Roger Thornhill of Madison Avenue...

No.

No. I assumed Chicago.

No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking.

No. No, these two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me.

No. You called down on the phone and described the suit to me...

Not at all. I knew the police would release you, Mr. Kaplan.

Not really.

Not that I mind a case of abduction...

Not what I expected. A little taller.

Not yet. First we have to run the gauntlet. Look.

Nothing till 10. You're in a hurry, huh?

Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing.

Now ready on track number six.

Now the three. Do I hear three? Three hundred, anyone?

Now you know everything.

Now you play the peevish lover, stung by jealousy and betrayal.

Now, don't you think it would be a better idea if you stayed in my hotel room...

Now, listen to me, Mother, I beg you. I called the Plaza.

Now, look. You started this decoy business without me, you finish it without me.

Now, obviously they've mistaken me for a much shorter man.

Now, shall we get down to business?

Now, she puts her heart into her work.

Now, she seemed to think I'm Kaplan.

Now, wait

Now, wait a minute.

Now, what could a man do with his clothes off for 20 minutes?

Now, what did you call it, her devotion?

Of course I am.

Of course.

Of what?

Of whom you so obviously disapprove.

OFFICER: —will you let us know?

Oh, after all those involved and explicit directions he gave you on the phone.

Oh, come, come, come. I made him a happy man.

Oh, don't worry.

Oh, I knew I should've served dinner earlier.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I'm not permitted to do that, sir, but if you'll follow me.

Oh, I'm so glad you're pleased, Mr. Townsend.

Oh, Leonard, have you met our distinguished guest?

Oh, luck had nothing to do with it.

Oh, no, gentlemen, please. Ladies first. Come along, ladies.

Oh, no, Mr. Thornhill. There is no such person as George Kaplan.

Oh, not lucky. Naughty. Wicked. Up to no good. Ever kill anyone?

Oh, thanks.

Oh, thanks. That ought to do the suit a lot of good.

Oh, wait, Maggie. You can't call her. She's at Mrs.

Oh, yes, come in.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Send her a box of candy from Blum's, $10. You know the kind.

Oh, yes. Well, these are the checks for the large cases.

Oh, you could say he's a sort of importer exporter.

Oh, you, huh? You're George Kaplan, aren't you?

Oh?

Oh.

Oh. Government secrets, perhaps.

Oh. Soon as you get back, call my mother.

Oh. Well, did he leave word when he'd be back?

Oh....

Okay.

Okay. Come on.

Okay. Right.

On August 11th, you stayed at the Statler in Boston.

On June the 16th, you checked into the Sherwyn Hotel in Pittsburgh...

On one condition.

One fifty is bid here. Say the 200?

One moment, please.

One of the men who tried to kill me last night.

One of those new apartments. Wet paint and no telephone yet.

One thousand, thank you. One thousand at 1, 000. Say 1, 100?

Ooh.

Operator, this is Mr. Thorn Kaplan in 796.

Or are you going to ask this female to kiss me again and poison me to death?

Or we could congratulate ourselves on a marvelous stroke of good fortune.

Original gilt finish. Upholstered in pure silk damask.

Our non existent decoy, George Kaplan, created to divert suspicion...

Out in the hall, a couple of minutes ago. Don't you remember?

Outside the door.

Over Whitestone on the hour, 6000, descending.

Patience is a virtue.

Perfectly all right.

Perhaps he's trying to give you one last word of caution, Mr. Kaplan.

Perhaps you'd be interested in the price, just the same.

Phillip, if you don't mind, I'm going back to the house now.

Please call at the communications desk of the public lounge.

Please do.

Please don't undermine my resolve just when I need it most.

Please start the bidding.

Please.

PORTER: Thank you, ma'am. Good night, now.

PROFESSOR: Mr. Thornhill?

Put a note on my desk in the morning: Think thin.

Put it any way you like.

Put on that innocent look you do so well and go to the desk and get the key to 796.

Rapid City, South Dakota.

Rapid City.

Rapid City.

Really?

Really?

Remind her we've got those theater tickets for tonight.

Ring it, will you please?

Roger O. Thornhill. What does the O stand for?

Roger, dear, we were so worried about you.

Roger, I think we should go.

Roger, wait a minute.

Roger, you said you were going to call a cab.

ROGER: Before we start calling each other names, you better tell me yours.

ROGER: But this is ridiculous.

ROGER: Either hurry up or get me a snorkel.

ROGER: Have you got any olive oil?

ROGER: Here they come. We have no choice.

ROGER: Herman. Roger.

ROGER: Honest.

ROGER: How disgusting.

ROGER: Huh? Trousers, please.

ROGER: I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me.

ROGER: I don't wanna sit.

ROGER: I insist.

ROGER: I think I'll take that cold shower after all.

ROGER: I think you better go out and tell those police to hurry.

ROGER: I want to be packed in olive oil if I'm gonna be a sardine.

ROGER: I'm not Kaplan. I do wish you'd reconsider.

ROGER: I've already told you We know where you're headed for.

ROGER: Look out.

ROGER: Now, that's a picture only Charles Addams could draw.

ROGER: Oh, you're that type. What type?

ROGER: Oh.

ROGER: Our friend who's assembling the General Assembly this afternoon.

ROGER: So is breathing.

ROGER: Then, why don't you send for the police?

ROGER: There you are, dear. Park yourself there.

ROGER: There you are.

ROGER: Uh, give me a bedroom on the 20th Century, please.

ROGER: You feel you've seen me somewhere before.

Roger. Pay the two dollars.

Room 463.

Room 796?

Save it for the station house.

Say the 300? I have 300. Four hundred by the little lady.

Scotch, gin, vodka....

See what I mean?

See?

Sell people things they don't need...

Sergeant Emile....

Sergeant, I want this turned over to the county detectives for investigation.

Seven ten?

Seven years, Your Honor.

Shall I?

She might find the idea objectionable.

She really did get under your skin.

She shot him in a moment of fear and anger.

She'll think she's eating money.

She's going off with Vandamm tonight on the plane.

She's going off with Vandamm?

She's lying.

She's worth every dollar of it, take it from me.

Should I hang it in the closet, Mr. Kaplan?

Simply, I'd like you to tell me how much you know of our arrangements...

Sit down.

Sit down.

Slacks, a shirt and these.

So has your friend Mr. Vandamm.

So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?

So I see.

So stop trying, huh?

So that Vandamm couldn't very well decline to take her along.

So you became a Girl Scout, huh?

So you're the gentleman in room 796, aren't you?

So, please....

Sold to Mr. Stone, second row. Four hundred and fifty dollars.

Sold to Mr. Vandamm at 700.

Sold.

Sold. Twelve hundred dollars. Thank you.

Some of them crop duster pilots get rich, if they live long enough.

Something seems to tell me I've got a better chance if I go to the police.

Something wrong with your eyes?

Sometime, I'm sure.

Sorry to bother you again.

Sorry, I have to know their names before I can let you through.

South Dakota?

Speak soft, and carry a big stick.

Spread the good word in as many small time segments as we can.

Stand back.

Stay away from me. Let go.

Stay away from me. Let go. Let go of me.

Stay far away from me and don't come near me again.

Stick out your tongue and say ah.

Still breathing?

Stop.

Such a nice face too.

Such a nice number.

Suppose I tell you I not only know the exact time you're leaving the country tonight...

Sure, isn't everybody?

Sure. Sure.

Surprised?

Take the Greyhound bus that leaves Chicago...

Talk about?

Tell me, how does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?

Tell me, uh....

Tell me, what's Vandamm up to?

Tell me, why are you so good to me?

Tell me. What do you do besides lure men to their doom on the 20th Century Limited?

Thank you very much.

Thank you, 200 is bid.

Thank you, sergeant.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.