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Celtic Pride (1996)

Celtic Pride (1996)

Celtic Pride is a hilarious comedy film directed by Tom DeCerchio and released in 1996. The movie tells the story of two passionate Boston Celtics fans, Mike O'Hara and Jimmy Flaherty, played by Daniel Stern and Dan Aykroyd respectively. The duo ends up kidnapping the star player of the opposing team, the Utah Jazz, in an attempt to ensure their beloved Celtics' victory in the NBA finals.

With an all-star cast that includes Christopher McDonald, Gail O'Grady, Paul Guilfoyle, and Damon Wayans as the abducted basketball player, Celtic Pride guarantees non-stop laughter and sports-related shenanigans. The film captures the essence of fan loyalty and the desperate measures some might take to support their team.

If you're looking to relive the comedy and excitement of Celtic Pride, you can play and download the sounds from this delightful movie here. Get ready for an uproarious ride through the world of sports fandom and hijinks.

A hero fights against injustice.
A hero sacrifices for the good of man.
A scotch soda!
A strong jawed, athletic, rim minded gym teacher like you?
All net!
All our lives, we've taken from the Celtics.
All right, come on. Pass it, you asshole!
All right, come on. Pass it, you asshole!
All right, gentlemen, this is it.
All right, give me the key. The keys!
All right, go!
All right, work it down now.
All right, you suffered long enough. Get in there. Let's win this one!
All right. Here we go!
All right. I am going to pay Nick the landlord.
All right. We've got 7.5 seconds. That's a lot of time.
Always a good sign.
And a bad mood when they lose.
And beat the living snot out of him!
And do the drills! Now!
And everyone else out there having fun.
And have fun.
And I'm crazy enough to do it. I'd do it.
And if I don't see one of your commercials, I'll let you go.
And if we can hold onto him, maybe we can win that championship.
And Mike O'Hara, a gym teacher from Charlestown
And the only reason I haven't signed them is because I feel bad for you.
And what could be the final game here at the Boston Garden,
And what have you done? What's your claim to fame?
And...why is this man tied up?
Another beer, and my new friends here will have...
Are there any questions? What?
Are you serious? You really want to do it? Because I will do it.
At centre, in his second big year from Croatia,
At guard, at six foot three, number 1 1...
At seven feet tall, number 7 1,
At the end of this season, so this is their last chance at glory.
Back to your seats! Now!
Be careful. It's a top of the line quiet flush.
Be quiet. I'm tired of your negativity.
Beautiful, Celts!
Because I am not a hero. I am a plumber.
Because it represents an event that might not happen.
Before it's going down.
Bing! Gotcha!
Bounce pass to Tom at the top of the key.
Bring it down! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Bring it in. Huddle up, boys.
But as a Celtics fan, I must reply Yes.
But first, we have to do something.
But I got the good stuff!
But I got to beat these sons of bitches.
But I guess for the Celtics, the leprechauns have left the building.
But I'll be in lock up.
But I've been hearing that for 1 5 years.
But if we hold on to him till after the game and the Celtics win,
But Jimmy Flaherty does have a gun, doesn't he?
But people today... Their values are all out of whack.
But ultimately, it comes down to one thing. A good beating!
But we'll kick your ass next year!
But you did, Mikey! You did learn your lesson.
But you say the most important thing is they try their hardest
But, well, I'm sure you wouldn't want to go.
Bye, Dad.
Can we go on the trampoline, Mr O'Hara?
Can we not talk about sports?
Can you hold it five more minutes? Neely's gonna pull it out.
Carol and I are really getting along. She even went to a hockey game.
Carol, look. I was thinking a lot about it, and you were right.
Carol, Tommy, hey! What a surprise.
Cary, you're gonna catch the ball at the foul line and then pivot.
Celtics are playing a physical brand of ball. They're beating up the Jazz.
Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2!
Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2!
Celts, Celts, Celts, Celts!
Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan
Chris McCarthy!
Chris McCarthy! Where have you been?
Come on, buddy. Come and get me!
Come on, Jimmy, the rock!
Come on, let's do it. One, two, three, Jazz.
Come on, you don't need the money! You know what I think?
Come on!
Come on.
Comes from you never having made it as a player.
Cough it up, man. We want the details.
Could we make some money?
Defence, defence!
Defence, defence!
Defence! Defence!
Did you see that blonde in the new Guess ad?
Do it! Destiny!
Doc Kaufman's on Monday!
Does he make you hold his peenie when he takes a piss, too, Jimmy?
Doesn't feel good, does it, Lewis? A little payback for you!
Doesn't feel good, does it, Lewis? A little payback for you!
Don't cry.
Don't cry. I was just being silly.
Don't do it! Don't do it, Jimmy!
Don't dog me, Coach. I've got the bad crap.
Don't make me hurt you.
Don't worry about the death row shit. Just don't embarrass me.
Donny and Marie loving freaks!
Every woman in Boston must want to get into bed with your pasty, bloated ass.
Everybody knows you're going to shoot the damn ball!
Everybody, just stay calm. Let them do what they do.
Everybody, this is not working. It was a bad idea!
Excuse me, gym teacher. May I use the bathroom?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Fans like these, you can have 'em.
Fans like you make me sick.
Feel the bench, all right.
Fine. I'll call Dr Kaufman and make an appointment for Monday.
For fun.
For the ladies, always the added touch.
FrereJacques, frereJacques dormez vous
Game 7! We're going all the way!
Gas. Let's stop for gas.
Get him back there, now.
Get in there. Seize the championship. We've got seven seconds.
Get Scott!
Get the money!
Get up the floor, baby! All the way!
Get up, you fat foetus. Oh, the kid is nice, the kid is nice!
Getting ready for game six of the NBA world championship
Give it.
Go ahead, Jimmy. Do it. Make the pain go away.
Go all the way! Yes!
Go home, Jazz! It's over!
Go vomit so you can feel better about yourself.
Go! Now!
Good evening. I'm Marv Albert along with Bill Walton at Boston Garden
Good luck, guys.
Good pass!
Good thing they're tearing this place down, 'cause I'm wrecking your house.
Got a minute?
Grandma, I've done something terribly wrong.
Grandma? Are you watching the Bruins game?
Grant Hill would have gone to church and come to practice early.
Great play!
Guys. Please don't take this from me.
Haven't seen you since '86, when Buckner had that mishap.
He doesn't even know you exist, and you met him.
He got it for winning his first Masters, so don't get cranberry on it.
He had this to say about Tuesday's game.
He led Boston in rebounds and assists in his senior year of high school.
He lives right down the street. He's a plumber from Charlestown.
He passed me the ball?
He says thanks for the compliment.
He sued the school after hurting his neck, ruining it for everyone.
He talks to you like you're his little bitch or something.
He unites, uplifts and inspires.
He wouldn't even let you make the banana pancakes.
He wouldn't have said it if he didn't mean it. You're the greatest.
He'd be wasted for a week!
He'll never win it.
He's going all the way! Oh, yeah!
He's not worth it!
He's so condescending. Watch his ass!
Heading into the 2nd half, the Celtics leading a listless Utah Jazz 52 to 38,
Heads up, right side!
Hear that, Boston? I'm gonna kick your ass!
Help him with his bowl.
Here at this grudge match, a David and Goliath contest between
Here comes my favourite part!
Here it goes! Bring it down now! Bring it hard! That's it!
Here we go, Celtics, here we go!
Here we go, Celtics, here we go!
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go!
Here we go! 24 minutes from heaven!
Here we go! Here we go!
Here's to you. Oh, boy.
Hey, beer!
Hey, Coach Kimball!
Hey, Cramden, where are we going?
Hey, Ed, here we go!
Hey, good to see you.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, kids, listen up!
Hey, let go of me!
Hey, listen. I got a little business proposition for you.
Hey, man.Jazz, world champions! Don't leave me hanging, man!
Hey, moron! The reason why he's a selfish ball hog is because...
Hey, moron! The reason why he's a selfish ball hog is because...
Hey, not my fault.
Hey, Scott! I hear Manute Bol was banging your mom!
Hey, you have any music in this tin can?
Hey, you know what I was thinking? We'll go back to that therapist!
Hey! Turn it off! Give me the gun, I'll shoot myself in the head.
Hey! Where are you going? Hey!
Hey! You don't want to play with Flaherty. He's crazy.
Hey. Wear something purple.
Hi, Mike. What's up?
Hi. I'm Big Jim Fulton. When I'm cutting 'em, I reach for the best.
Hi. This is the 7th game. Do you have any idea what you put us through?
Hold it right there, ball hog! Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun.
How about New Year's, when you're sitting here playing with your knob,
How hard can it be?
How's your friend...Jill?
Hustle back on D!
I am not a hero.
I am not a hero. It's my house.
I am sick and tired of you and your therapist
I am totally losing my shit, man. I'll never make it in jail!
I bet you guys couldn't get past first base with the Budweiser frog.
I better give you some toilet paper and WD 40, 'cause I got stories, yo.
I can grow, are you kidding me? I'm practically sprouting right now!
I can see why he'd do that. McCulloch makes a heck of a product.
I can't believe it's going seven games.
I can't believe this guy is trying to take my championship away from me!