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High Fidelity (2000)

High Fidelity (2000)

High Fidelity is a critically acclaimed film released in the year 2000. This romantic comedy-drama is directed by Stephen Frears and is based on the 1995 novel of the same name by Nick Hornby. The movie follows the ups and downs of Rob Gordon, played by John Cusack, an eternal music enthusiast and the owner of a struggling record store. Rob's passion for music drives the narrative as he navigates through failed relationships and attempts to understand his own commitment issues.

High Fidelity boasts a talented ensemble cast, featuring the likes of Jack Black as Rob's eccentric and opinionated employee, Barry Judd, as well as Todd Louiso as the introverted and lovable Dick. Other notable performances include those by Iben Hjejle as Laura, Rob's elusive girlfriend, and Catherine Zeta-Jones as Charlie, a former flame who reenters his life.

Those who appreciate the film's musical essence can now immerse themselves further by playing and downloading the sounds that defined High Fidelity. The soundtrack features an eclectic mix of iconic tracks from renowned artists like The Velvet Underground, Stevie Wonder, and Bob Dylan, making it a must-have collection for all music enthusiasts.

A 16th century explorer or the king of France?
A Cosby sweater!
A fuckin' conversation stimulator, man!
A Laura's dad tribute list.
A little sunnier.
A long, slow suffocating death, and I try to figure out why.
A while back, Dick, Barry and I agreed
About her
Acting all cool about, um, what's her name.
Actually, we didn't even know what we wanted.
Ah! Damn!
Ah! Yes, here it is.
Alison Ashmore wanted Kevin Bannister and not me.
Alison Ashmore, Penny Hardwick,
Alison Ashmore.
Alison married Kevin!
All I did was talk about you
All I did was talk talk about you
All I did was talk talk about you
All I did was talk talk about you
All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one.
All right. But from that one sentence,
All right. Then the pregnancy.
And a shitload of money.
And anyway, we... We moved on from there.
And are wrong.
And asking for 50 grand instead.
And became convinced she was gonna leave me for one of them.
And draining. I'm just gonna be by myself for awhile.
And each girl in my little red book
And Elton John.
And everything's goin' great.
And five, she does this thing in bed when she can't get to sleep.
And giving yourself to me
And go work at a Virgin Megastore and never come back.
And he doesn't understand you, not the way I will.
And I can endure
And I can really see why her songs are so good.
And I can't really see that ever happening with you.
And I don't even think
And I don't think much of this lan guy.
And I fell for it because
And I guess all that charming, nervous stuff seems to work somehow,
And I hint at a deep ocean of melancholy just below the surface.
And I just can't wait till the day
And I just wanted to, you know, do something new,
And I know how much pain you must be going through right now.
And I like you with Laura. I think you guys are good together.
And I made her tell me, and she did,
And I made some crack about having kids.
And I never got comfortable.
And I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right?
And I thought it was such a good one,
And I was intimidated by other men in her design department
And I was just wondering if you had any way of reaching her.
And I went from A to Z
And I went into this brief and ill advised bout of self righteousness.
And I will even more so in the future.
And I worried about my abilities as a lover.
And I'd like to have advice on jet lag, but that's not it.
And I'm glad she ditched me and not the other way around.
And I'm just gonna wait here for the bus.
And I'm not.
And I've always had this fantasy
And if I want to find the song Landslide
And if it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
And if Laura and her bourgeois lawyer friends can't handle it,
And if there are, they're cute problems,
And if you feel
And it doesn't work out.
And it stayed that way for years.
And it's not that she doesn't care, it's just, she's not affected, I guess.
And just move on down the road.
And Laura told her a few things.
And Liz stuck up for me.
And Love in the Time of Cholera.
And maybe even include one of our private little jokes in the liner notes.
And maybe sort of looking around for someone else.
And Mom never told him we'd split, because he wasn't up to it.
And more importantly to his neighbor.
And now you want to have a little chat about rejection!
And number five, we have architect.
And number two, this stuff about me half looking around for someone else,
And original, not re released, underlined, Frank Zappa albums.
And Penny went with this asshole named Chris Thompson,
And pick up some stuff while you're at work tomorrow.
And really grown into herself.
And said they'd always been punks.
And she apparently has no sense of humor at all,
And she asked me whether I ever thought about meeting other people.
And she doesn't even take it out on people when she's having a bad day.
And she liked me. She liked me. She liked me.
And she moved in with me.
And she said, matter of factly, that we were pretty unhappy at the moment.
And she talked a lot, and when she talked,
And she talked a lot.
And she wanted to give it to me.
And she'll never call back.
And she's got one of the best all time laughs in the history of all time laughs.
And so we got back together, and it was great.
And talks shit all night long.
And that prevented me from doing a lot of things.
And that went further than it should have,
And that's it. I'm not gonna go into all that other stuff.
And that's suicide.
And that's the kind of thinking that got me here.
And the doctor said, I don't know if this patient has a chance of survival,
And the joys of caring
And the Uptown Five.
And the way she tastes.
And then I come home, and you and I have real problems,
And then I lost it.
And then rubs her feet together an equal number of times.
And then some guy comes in off the street.
And then the next, you couldn't miss them.
And then we make love. It's great.
And then, in the morning...
And then, we talk about our exes.
And then, with no real explanation, I just launch into it.
And there are never really any surprises, and it never really...
And therefore, she was no good to me.
And they have it, too.
And they just started showing up every day, that was four years ago.
And they'd feel good.
And they'd grown breasts.
And time and history and salary were no object?
And we wanted...
And what better way to exorcise rejection demons
And while I was doing it, it's the happiest I've ever been.
And while we were at it,
And with the strength we have
And yet he gets to go to bed with somebody like Marie De Salle.
And you can think about it if you want to.
And You Can't Always Get What You Want.
And you don't even want to see the movie I want to see, period.
And you don't want to make anything worse.
And you met this bruiser where, exactly?
And you were living in this shithole.
And you won't, will you, sweetheart? No.
And you, you wanted to...
And you're complaining about no more Echo albums.
And, frankly speaking,
And, that's where I met Laura.
And, you know, it sounds boring, but it wasn't.
Answering machine. I'll leave a nice, polite message
Any kind except German or silent.
Any profits we split down the middle after I recoup expenses, okay?
Anyway, I've started to make a tape,
Apart from, you meet someone, you move in, she goes!
Are as follows,
Are frightened of being left alone for the rest of their lives at 26.
Are throwing some kind of celebration party
Are you Bob?
Are you defending that ass muncher? Come on, Rob.
Are you gonna lie in that flower bed all night?
Are you nervous about tomorrow night?
As if nobody ever had a conversation about having kids
Asked me out, and I was too tired to fight him off,
Attack and defense. Invasion and repulsion.
Back row, right next to the Blues.
Barry is playing at this thing?
Barry thought so, too, really, but I guess it looks as if
Barry, I'll give you 10% of the door if you don't play.
Barry, that fucking pricer's busted, and I'm not the one who broke it.
BARRY: All right.
Bastard. That's so good, that should have been mine.
Because I was, to use your charming expression, tight,
Because I'm in the position to invent him.
Because I've never been able to.
Because if it wasn't for her, I don't think either of us would ever sleep.
Because if we are, that's great, that's great.
Because it doesn't really exist.
Because we get back to her house and
Become the number one lover man in his postal district?
Before you started all this psychotic madness,
Believe me, I could do a top five things about her that drive me crazy,
Bet you can't even remember what you were doing here.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Brother, what a night Angina's tough
Brother, what a night it really was
Brother, what a night it really was
Bullshit!
But Alison married her first boyfriend.
But didn't give it to them for personal reasons.
But every other Echo and the Bunnymen album...
But I don't ever seem to get tired of you.
But I have no idea what will happen with lan in the long run.
But I have to say,
But I'm certainly not the dumbest.
But I'm not quite ready for that.
But if we're not, I don't really want to spend time playing catch up.
But in your opinion, would I definitely go?
But it doesn't change the way we don't get along at all.
But it was something interesting.
But it's gonna be with this guy lan, later, when you're older.
But it's just your garden variety women, you know, schizo stuff,
But Laura, I don't know.
But me and Sarah, number four on the all time list, we matched.
But not the sex, because you haven't done it yet?
But now, congratulations, Laura.
But on the fourth afternoon...
But she would have revealed at least two, maybe even all four
But thank you.
But that's not much of a life, is it? Huh?
But the thing I learned from the whole Charlie debacle
But there seems to be an element of that afternoon
But there will be romance again at some stage, I'm sure.
But there's just no room for you in the top five. Sorry!
But things being as they are, you being wiped out and all,
But we want to be more experimental than that.
But we'll get to them in a moment.
But we're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey.
But you also have the cotton underwear
But you really shouldn't keep them piled like this
But you wouldn't be sleeping with a person.
But, um... So, I'll see you tomorrow.
By exotic women's underwear forever and ever.
By Fleetwood Mac, I have to remember
By this band called Stiff Little Fingers.
By tiny, tiny increments.
Bye bye.
Call me shallow. It's the fucking truth.
Can I ask you a question?
Can I help you?
Can you do the math? Barry, call the cops.
Can you see your name on that list, Laura?
Can't somebody see
Championship Vinyl.
Charlie Nicholson. Sophomore year at college.
Charlie wanted to sleep with Marco and not me.
CHARLIE: Call me tomorrow, okay? Call me. Promise to call me.
CHARLIE: I never did. And I was very supportive.
Charlie! You fucking bitch! Let's work it out!
Charlie's awful.
Come on in. Make yourself at home.
Conflict resolution is my job.
Could never be wrong
Dad used to bring us here when we were kids.
Dance music for old people?
Dead Man's Curve. Jan and Dean.
Definitely.
Dick, what's this?
DICK: Are you all right?
Dick's got a hot date! How did this happen?
Did I beat you? Did I tell you you were a bad person?
Did I do and say those things?
Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable?
Did I? Yeah, well, I just...
Did Laura let you leave the house like that?
Disturbing, even.
Disturbing, even.
Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You?
Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song.
Do you miss him?
Do you really think it would make a difference either way?
Do you still have that Beefheart French import Safe As Milk?
Do you still love me?
Do you think this is really the time to be talking about...
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you want me there?
Do you want to talk about it?
Does it seem like millions of years ago?
Don't fuckin' say oh like that to me, Liz.
Don't hesitate
Don't mind me, really.
Don't tell anybody you don't own fucking Blonde on Blonde.
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful
Doomed to be rejected?
Dream job number five, record store owner.
Dumb motherfucker.
Even if she does make these little notes with this little flashlight pen.
Exactly.
Except, for some fucking reason,
Excuse me. Is this Stereolab?
Faith, dignity, about 15 pounds.
Females less cruel.
Fetish properties are not unlike porn.
First of all, the money.
First of all, you're using someone else's poetry to express how you feel.
First, I have to introduce a band, so please don't leave
For a couple of years, I was the deejay at a club.
For so long
For the first time, I can see how that's done.
For the nights they know they're gonna sleep with somebody.
For three days in a row.
From rock to rock for the rest of my life until there aren't any rocks left?
Fuck them. Let 'em riot.
Fuck you.
Fuck! I knew it! I knew it!
Fucking, what are you... Are you insane?
Full of stuff she'd like.
Get ready, motherfucker!
Get to meet Aretha, Wilson Pickett, Solomon Burke.
Get to meet the Clash, Chrissie Hynde, Sex Pistols, David Byrne.
Get tons of free records.
Give me a call, okay? Bye.
Glory be
God, man!
Good.
Good.
Good.
Goodbye.
Great, even.
Great, great song.
Great.
Had no effect on my life whatsoever.
Hanging around outside my house.
Have a good weekend?
Have you ever seen him less than 300 feet tall?
Have you slept with him yet?
He had rings on his fingers.
He just wanted to go to the movies.
He offended me with his terrible taste.
He wanted to see me and rehash the past, as they say.
He was sort of, maybe, looking around for somebody else.
He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins,
Hear your name and I'd start to cry
Hear your name and I'd start to cry
Hell, yeah! Yeah. (LAUGHS)
Hello, Laura, this is your mother.
Hello, Rob.
Hello?
Help me with my misery
Hence the leatherjacket and the clubbing.
Hey, do you guys know Vince and Justin,
Hey, everybody! Everybody, this is Rob.
Hey, go be with your mom.
Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world,
Hey, jelly bean.
Hey, Rob, Laura called.
Hey, Rob. You fucking asshole!
Hey, top five songs about death.
Hey, what the fuck is this?
Hey! Do you have Soul?
Hey! I was gonna say, come back next week and I'll make you a tape.
Hey! Okay, fuckos.
Hey.
Hey. How are you doing?
Hey. Like the music.
Hey. Marie.
Hey. You called?
Hi, this is Tim. City and state, please.
Hi.
Hi. Drinking lunch on a school day.
Hi. I just got back into town.
His horrible clothes and hair.
His music, Latin and Bulgarian,
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
Holy Shiite. What the fuck is that?
How about fucking Beethoven?
How about Point ofKnow Return on Point of Know Return?
How about, I don't know, The Beatles?
How can it be bullshit to state a preference?
How can you like Art Garfunkel and Marvin Gaye?
How did I manage to edit all this out?
How does a regular guy like me
How does he... How does he do it?
How had I made this girl the answer to all the world's problems?
How much is this deck worth, and how much did you steal?
How the fuck am I supposed to know? Probably.
How you gonna look
How's the store?
However, this evening we will be Barry Jive
I always had one foot out the door
I always hated that song.
I am fine now.
I beg your pardon.
I believe when I fall in love
I believe when I fall in love this time
I believe when I fall in love with you
I believe when I fall in love with you
I believe when I fall in love with you
I believe when I fall in love with you
I believe when I fall in love with you
I borrowed a large sum of money from her...
I broke up with her. I rejected her.
I can deal with the situation
I can handle whatever
I can hold my own
I can keep both feet on the ground
I can make it all match up
I can read the signs
I can say we had a good time.
I can sing.
I can survive
I can tell you how I got from Deep Purple
I can't believe I left you for him.
I can't believe I left you for him.
I can't believe you, Rob.
I can't do that.
I changed my mind.
I cried and I cried and I hated you, and when that little shitbag
I daydream about it from time to time.
I didn't know it was Pick On the Middle Aged Square Guy Day.
I didn't know she was pregnant.
I don't care, as long as you don't expect me to hold your hand.
I don't even notice
I don't have your number.
I don't know what chance.
I don't know what you mean by technically.
I don't know why, though.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't want to take sides.
I don't speak about Laura with as much depth.
I don't want to hear old sad bastard music, Barry.
I feel good. I feel great.
I feel guilty enough as it is.
I feel I'm ignorin'
I feel like a new man. I feel so much better, in fact,
I feel terrible, Rob. You know, this is really hard.
I felt like a fraud.
I felt like one of those people who suddenly shave their heads
I find it interesting that you keep showing up here, Laura.
I found the first Licorice Comfits album over at Vintage Vinyl.
I get by because of the people who make a special effort to shop here.
I get the feeling that Liz talked to Laura.
I get the impression that you wanted to see it,
I gotta go now.
I guess I never really got over Charlie.
I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing.
I guess, is the expression I'm looking for.
I had to work that out for myself, though, didn't I?
I hate that time. Picking up stuff time.
I have all the other ones.
I haven't felt like it.
I haven't heard this one. It's really good.
I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet, yes.
I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet?
I hired these guys for three days a week
I hold myself down
I Just Called to Say I Love You. Do you have it?
I just find these long lost boyfriend calls a little unnerving.
I just slotted her in to bump Laura out of position.
I just want to know, what chance do we have?
I knew it! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.
I knew this would happen. What are you gonna do, Rob?
I know exactly what you mean.
I know I haven't been very fair.
I know it's not very romantic, Rob.
I know we don't have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing,
I left because we weren't exactly getting along, and we weren't talking about it.
I like my job.
I lost my job a month ago. So it's been like hand to mouth...
I love you
I made that tape special for today,
I mean, do you have kids and stuff like everybody else?
I mean, he might live.
I mean, I was thinking that they're just fantasies.
I mean, if you want to experiment or whatever...
I mean, it would be like
I mean, it's just so painful.
I mean, she was different.
I mean, they're not bad people, and I'm not a class warrior.
I mean, what am I? I'm a middleweight.
I mean, what the fuck?
I miss her smell
I need a second opinion.
I need answers.
I never liked him much then, and I fuckin' hate him now.
I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?
I really dig how she walks around.
I see. Well, maybe it's my mistake.
I should have done this years ago.
I start to remember things about him now.
I start to remember things about him now.
I stumble upon
I tell her about how Laura wanted to sleep with lan and not me.
I think he was going through one of those
I think I know what you mean.
I think if you get a dog, you've got to raise it yourself.
I think it's okay if you feel horny and fucked up at the same time.
I think just the once would do!
I think you have more.
I think you know that.
I think you're running, you're running from a sharp point
I thought asking was the important part.
I thought he might like to talk to you. It's no big deal.
I thought I could give you a ride back.
I thought maybe we should talk.
I thought this tape was gonna be
I thumbed right through my little red book
I told her that I was kind of unhappy in the relationship.
I took out every pretty girl in town
I used to dream I'd be surrounded
I used to go to the Double Door to hear you spin.
I used to think maybe you loved me
I wanna be with you night and day
I want more. I want to see the others on the big top five.
I want to date a musician.
I want to live with a musician.
I want to see Penny, and Charlie and Sarah, all of them!
I want to think about something else.
I want you to say you haven't, and I want that to be the truth.
I wanted to sleep with you one day, but not when I was 16.
I was gonna ask you for your top five records to play on a Monday morning.
I was good at it, I think.
I was here because I wanted to be with you.
I was sure I'd be discovered at any second.
I was thinking I could come by the house
I wasn't gonna sit and cry
I wasn't interested in Penny's nice qualities, just breasts.
I will now sell five copies of The Three E.P. 's by The Beta Band.
I work for The Reader. I write a music column.
I would hate it if I lost her.
I wrote that about me and my ex dividing our record collection.
I. Raymond.
I...
I'd feel clean and calm.
I'd feel guilty taking their money, if I wasn't,
I'd just been run over by Charlie.
I'd think that you're a cinematic idiot, and I'd feel sorry for you.
I'll call you. Nice to see you.
I'll just tell him, you know, about Laura,
I'll put out your record.
I'll show you. Let's go.
I'll tell him next time I see him.
I'm all right, if that's what's upsetting you.
I'm all right. You're the one that hates her job.
I'm an idiot. I should've played the whole album first.
I'm getting to a point where I want to get my shit together
I'm gonna drink wine. I'm gonna watch TV and go to bed.
I'm gonna meet a girl, have children, and the next time we talk
I'm gonna tell you something for your own good, pal.
I'm just asking how it's going.
I'm just sick of thinking about it all the time.
I'm just staying with him for a few days until I figure out what I'm doing.
I'm not asking to be Jagger or Hendrix or Otis Redding.
I'm not experimenting. Why don't you go experiment?
I'm not gonna get off this phone until you agree to meet me for a drink.
I'm not making this up. This is how she talks,
I'm not sure I even want to be an architect.
I'm really sorry, Jo. Look, I can either stick up for myself,
I'm so sorry, Laura.
I'm sorry, but I don't see
I'm sorry, Charlie, but what does Are you in or out mean?
I'm sorry, Rob.
I'm sorry, Rob. I'm struggling here.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Two days ago, you were making tapes
I'm tired of everything else, for that matter.
I'm tired of the fantasy
I'm too tired not to be with you.
I'm too tired.
I'm trying to explain, okay?
I've already left it,
I've been living with the guy.
I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14 years old,
I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.
I've got some other stuff to tell him anyway, so it's no problem.
I've gotta go, Liz.
I've just invented a sketch of a decent, sensitive guy,
I've never been able to pay her back
I've never heard of it before.
If someone was in the hospital and he was seriously ill,
If the love is true Oh, baby
If you could tell me roughly...
If you really wanted to mess me up,
If you want me to help out.
If you wanted to come along with us.
Immediate disqualification because of its involvement with The Big Chill.
Important stuff. Issues.
In a minute, when I get it together.
In everything that's happened to me since.
In fact, I hope we're not in love anymore, to be honest.
In my head, for Laura.
In my opinion, two bands.
In the club or at home?
In the history of the world.
In the seventh grade,
Is her and lan, and she suckered me into absolving her.
Is it better to burn out than to fade away?
Is it better?
Is kind of what the deejaying thing is supposed to be about.
Is that him?
Is that Peter fucking Frampton?
Is that why you wanted to see me?
Is that you gotta punch your weight.
Is there anything I can do?
Is this Charlie?
Is this the new Green Day?
Is what better? Better than what?
It came down to me to tell him the truth.
It doesn't make me five grand richer.
It doesn't seem so long ago that I looked at you from here.
It had nothing to do with this place.
It is beyond my control. Beyond my fault. I love this!
It just happens.
It just kills me.
It means you're gonna do it, doesn't it? Or does it?
It really made me feel like less of an asshole.
It shows promise.
It sounds great.
It took me a while to work up the courage.
It was a casual thing, and I was glad when it ended.
It was a sneaky lawyer's trick.
It was as if breasts were little pieces of property,
It was called James.
It was everything I ever wanted.
It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down,
It wasn't his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.
It wasn't ****, because I said okay, but it wasn't far off!
It wasn't spectacular, either. It was just
It will be forever
It will be forever
It will be forever
It will be forever
It will be forever
It will be forever
It will be forever
It would be like sleeping with
It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed.
It would give me a better opinion of love right now.
It's a mystery of human chemistry, and I don't understand it.
It's a record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry.
It's an idea I had when I was with, um, lan
It's either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire.
It's fucking Monday afternoon! You should get out of bed earlier.
It's gonna be okay.
It's haunting me I need you so much
It's just a garage band. It's nothing special.
It's just a three song CD. It's a single.
It's just I don't have to see it because it's not in the fantasy.
It's just sad, that's all.
It's just so hard when you put all of your efforts into one area of your life
It's just that you're making something.
It's just the whole thing is just blown way out of proportion.
It's like she doesn't care how she looks or what she projects.
It's Liz. Just calling to see if,
It's located in a neighborhood
It's not a big deal.
It's okay.
It's one of my favorite songs.
It's so funny and violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass.
It's the new Belle and Sebastian. You like it?
It's the new Belle and Sebastian...
It's vintage, and I will fucking sock your nose.
It's your girlfriend.
Jackie Alden, Charlie Nicholson and Sarah Kendrew.
Jackie Alden's breakup
Jan himself crashed his...
Jeez, he goes on long enough.
Jesus!
John Dillinger was shot dead behind that theater in a hail of FBI gunfire.
Journalist for Rolling Stone magazine, 1976 to 1979.
Just 'cause we messed up our relationships?
Just ask it.
Just because it's never the time, Liz? I can't go on apologizing my whole life.
Just because she moved in with some Supertramp fan
Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence,
Just listen to me. If I said to you...
Just open the fucking door. Charlie!
Just some girl who interviewed me for The Reader.
Just won't wait
Keep my options open.
Kevin Bannister.
Kevin Bannister. He is her first and last boyfriend.
Kind of really put my money where my mouth is.
Kinda lost it all, you know?
Kiss my neck. Yeah.
Kissed me on the bench, kissed Kevin on the bench, married Kevin.
Knows you're the one I'm thinking of
Lan less universe.
Lan less universe.
Laura didn't even want to get married.
Laura doesn't know anybody called lan.
Laura had it, and I didn't.
LAURA: Thank you. I appreciate that.
Laura!
Laura.
Leave the country! You little bitch!
Let me get this straight. We made the CD with you.
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's live
Like breaking up, is hard to do
Like I feel, sugar, come on
Like thinking about my future.
Like, you know, we bought each other the same Christmas present,
Listen, Rob, I can't go to the club, either.
Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me?
Listen. I'll tell you what. Why don't I just make you a tape?
Liz. No, sit down. Sit down.
Look at these.
Look at this place, Laura, it's a dump.
Look, I know I'm asking a lot,
Look, I'm not living with the guy, okay?
Look, I'm your friend, too, so I'm not taking sides yet.
Look, Laura, I'm really sorry.
Look, Laura, if you don't want me to call you at work,
Look, let's talk it...
Look, um, we can talk about it later if you want to.
Look.
Love and settling down and marriage, you know?
Made. Made. Marvin Gaye's dead. His father shot him.
Man, you're gonna recoup a big, fat Mercedes, is what you're gonna do.
MAN: (SINGING) Who loves the sun
MAN: Rob! It's your turn.
Many dos and don'ts.
Many Rivers To Cross by Jimmy Cliff, Angel by Aretha Franklin,
Marco and Charlie matched.
Marco just seemed to be a bit more glamorous.
Married her junior high school sweetheart.
Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records.
Marvin Gaye is responsible for our entire relationship.
Massive Attack, No Protection, the song is
Maybe a little picture of me in the liner notes.
Maybe she's been like this all along.
Maybe we're just not right for each other. Or maybe we are.
Maybe you'd sneak into the top 10.
Me, too. Me, too.
Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels?
Mmm.
Mmm. What about lan?
Most memorable breakups, in chronological order
Most of all, to yourself.
Most of the time
Most of the time
Mostly young men
Mother, what a night it really... Angina's tough
Move it, lard ass!
Mr. I. Raymond, Ray to his friends,
Must never end
My all time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography,
My apologies. I'll be on my way.
My dad, my dad died.
My desert island, all time top five
My God, she's right.
My house.
My relationship with Alison Ashmore lasted for six hours,
My special Monday morning tape for you, special.
My time in the world Have you heard
Never released here, a Japanese import only.
Never?
Next up, Charlie.
Nice manners, nice grades, nice looking.
Nice, Barry. Really, really nice. It was top class.
Nicely played.
Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit, off Nevermind.
No problem at all.
No problem.
No time for losers
No woman in the history of the world is having better sex
No, I don't want to be there.
No, it's not like saying that at all, actually, Rob.
No, no, it's gonna be fine.
No, no, no, no, no. When are you going home?

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