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A Fish Called Wanda (1988) "A Fish Called Wanda" is a hilarious British-American crime comedy film released in 1988. Directed

A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

"A Fish Called Wanda" is a hilarious British-American crime comedy film released in 1988. Directed by Charles Crichton and written by John Cleese, the movie features an exceptional cast that includes John Cleese himself, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, and Michael Palin.

The plot revolves around a gang of bumbling criminals who join forces to perform a diamond heist. However, their plans are complicated when one of their members, Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis), falls in love with the barrister who is defending their captured leader (John Cleese). Chaos ensues as each character tries to outwit and double-cross the others for their own personal gain.

With clever writing and expert comedic timing, "A Fish Called Wanda" is known for its witty dialogue, physical comedy, and unforgettable performances. The film received critical acclaim and was a commercial success, becoming a beloved classic in the comedy genre.

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A bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken,
A cup of tea, Ken?
A far IΓ­amore appassionato. Uno sbaglio grande!
A fish? Frenchman? A phone operator?
A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce, perfect!
A pound says you won't kill her!
Agh!
Agh!
Ah, interesting. Well, basically, it's a preliminary investigation
Ah, so.
Ah, true. But a very elderly lady. I think they've got the wrong man.
Ah, you made it. Good. Bit of a knock, I'm afraid.
Aisle or window? Smoking or nonsmoking?
All I get all day is people complaining to me.
All right, all right. I apologize.
All right, then.
All right. I'm sorry I ate your fish, OK?
All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
All thanks to me.
Amazing. Well, anyway, at the committal George would then plead...?
And being told they all burned to death on Wednesday?
And don't call me Otto. To you, I am Mr...
And has had serious heart difficulties recently.
And he would turn them over to who? To you?
And hearing My wife left me this morning?
And his instructions to his legal representative...
And I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
And I know that you don't keep the public informed
And I think we'd be really good for each other. What do you say?
And I wanna be. I'm so fed up with all this!
And I'm longing to humiliate you. So get in that barrel.
And it won't have to look for us.
And make it good, or we're dead.
And now SandersonΓ­s have sent the wrong flowers.
And put diplomatic plates on it, right?
And she's dying, and somebody put it in the display cabinet...
And turn over the jewels to get his sentence cut.
And was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice.
And when he heard your daughter's called Portia,
And where are they?
And whip themselves into a frenzy at the flat at four...
And you come loping in like Rambo and you dangle him out a fifth floor window!
And you want me to replace it with something awful...
Anybody moves and you're dead!
Apologize.
Apologize.
Archie, I want you to speak to her about plastic surgery.
Archie, we've been burgled.
Archie, what has happened?
Archie, who on earth?
Archie!
Archie?
Are you all right?
Are you fucking crazy?!
Are you George Francis Thomason
Are you hurt?
Are you hurt? Speak to me!
Are you Ke...?
Are you sure the garage is very safe?
Are you totally deranged?
Aren't you Archie Leach?
Argh!
As the main witness, Mrs. Eileen Coady, is elderly
Asshole!
Asshole!
At least we're not irretrievably vulgar.
Au revoir.
Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet.
Be good.
Be rather nice for Portia to see it now.
Because the police will watch all the airports for 72 hours.
Before I, uh, had to go to your beautiful bathroom,
Behave yourself from now on, or I'll break your neck. OK?
Being so correct all the time? Being so...
Benito Mussolini!
Better eat the green one? OK.
Beyond Good and Evil.
Blinis.
Bloody hell!
Bloody hell!
Bored, wandering around this God awful city, shoving George's ugly pic...
Boy, they whupped our hide real good!
Buongiorno, signorina.
Bupkas.
But isn't it time you faced reality?
But it's such an ugly language.
But there are millions of them.
But we leased it from the agents last weekend.
But what else are they gonna come up with?
But you are a famous barrister, aren't you?
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
But you're alive, God bless you.
But... will you think about it?
By a Mr. George Thomason, who lives at
Bye, Frank.
Bye, George.
Bye, sis.
Bye, Wanda!
Bye.
C c c...
C c car?
Ca ca ca...
Ca...
Calm down. Calm down! Easy, g g girl.
Can I stay, then?
Can we go to bed?
Can't you speak? Archie!
Champagne, dear. To welcome you home. Um, let me pour you a glass.
Clear the court! Clear the court!
Clear the court! Clear the court!
Clear the court! Clear the court! Clear the court!
Clear the court! I'm adjourning this matter for an hour.
Come here.
Come on, Archie. Pick up the phone.
Come on, open up!
Come on, Wanda! Gullet time!
Come on, you know.
Come on!
Come on! You're a very attractive man, Ken.
Cordial? Courteous? Supportive? What?
Darling, we mustn't talk about the trial.
Darling!
Davidson?
Death!
Diddly.
Disappointed!
Do shut up, Portia!
Do you believe those cockney klutzes bought our story? What morons!
Do you want m m me to g g get a b b big
Don't call me stupid.
Don't call me stupid.
Don't call me stupid. And I'm not jealous.
Don't go away.
Don't go near him! He's mine!
Don't I recognize you?
Don't tell me. It's better that you don't tell me.
Don't touch his dick.
Don't, uh, ever, ever,
Double bluff.
Dov'Γ‹ il Vaticano?
Down the hatch.
Dust to dust...
Dust to dust...
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes,
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes,
Easy. Easy.
Eh!
Eighty percent chance there.
Eileen Coady. 69 Basil Street.
English, giant twerp,
Er, I didn't realize it was quite so late.
Er, not at the moment, no.
Er, not yet, n n no.
Er...
Er... well, hardly.
Even if you were my brother, I'd still want to fuck you.