The Mighty Boosh - Season 2 Edit

A bit more, all right. Now, throw me that satsuma.

A high priest of the Psychedelic Monks

A little to the left. Oh, shit.

A little too sexual perhaps. A little too sensual.

A lot of people? Like who?

A magazine I subscribe to.

A one who likes to do his own things

A place where I was born.

A roaring fire, cup of tea, what more do you need, eh?

A sacred place known only to me and my family

A simple curry with a couple of naan bread on the side.

A strong man to hold me at night when it's raining outside.

A toast to the young man.

A true fisherman. See, fellas?

A tune I've actually composed since I've been here called Isolation,

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!....

Aaaargh, oh little to the left, oh yeah.. Vince I didn't get your email!

Aah, you're joking, he's insane!

Aah!

Aah..

Actually, I've got stuff on.

Actually, that's quite good, killing Time.

Ah yes, this is more like it.

Ah, take care, Bollo. I'll never forget you.

Ah, there it is! I can scarcely believe my powerful peeper.

Ah, you sly old rooster

Ah!

Ah! I've got something.

Ah! Many a vain man has come searching for the Fountain of Youth.

Ah! This is Chrissie.

Ain't there a foot pump in here?

All on the surfaces, and they looking at all the stuff that the Moon has got to offer.

All right

All right there, gorgeous. When do you knock off?

All right, don't panic. We've got to get rid of this body.

All right, I can create a kite...

All right, I haven't got much on.

All right, I won't, but maybe you can help me out.

All right, that's it! One suitcase!

All right, what about this Jacobean ruff?

All right. But lucky for you, there's this.

All right. Right.

All the sixes, 666.

All the tiny animal penises all over! Anyway, I've got a question for you.

Almost there, yeah. Narrowed it down to these two piles.

Am I going to have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me?

Am I? I mean, I am but.... How did you know that?

And a friend of mine's waiting for me so perhaps I should be....

And everybody wanted a piece of the funk.

And everybody's saying you are washed up?

And form a band with younger people

And he look in the tube

And he made the moon big inside the tube.

And hello! What's your name sugar dumpling?

And how each one makes you hurl, Tony, while we're lost so....

And in appreciation of your killing the evil sand beast,

And it came past, but as it came past I licked his back

And it was called the eclipse.

And it's all.... I haven't got any eyebrows,

And let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours,

And make love, until I fall over in the dirt, and then the next day I do it again, you know.

And many a vain man has been killed.

And now I'm going to rewind you, like the bitch you are.

And now you must pay the price.

And now, though it pains me to do this,

And over there, Chris de Burgh.

And perhaps even be a little bit inspired by my words.

And quite quickly.

And shoes.

And so finally, one day, I chopped his head off.

And telephone books,

And that one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes getting wet.

And that one's Baileys, but a bit bigger.

And that they never listened to him anyway and were only interested in his funky produce.

And that's Kevin Rowland.

And that's Mr Hopkins over there.

And the moon was full.

And the water flowing. It's perfect for inspiration.

And then a half moon, he's all right.

And then he picked up a tube

And then I pump it all out through this shoe to give it that oaky timbre.

And then I'll type it up, give it back to you in a note form.

And then, just when they're least expecting it, drop some Weather Report in.

And this evening we've got a lecture on fossils.

And this one, do you know what I call that one?

And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine.

And what do we do all day? Put shelves up.

And when liberally applied to my thin green body, it will restore me to my former glory.

And when the spaceman come, they did experimentens with a hammer and the feather.

And yet, at the same time, the irrevocable connection that we all have with the universe..

And you.

And you've got one leg shorter than the other, you just go round in circles.

And, like, three quarters,

And, um, it's a very haunting instrument, the flute.

Anthrax, Ebola.

Any details? See you later, Barry.

Anyway, let's get started....

Anyway, love to stop and chat, got to go and get a few bits and pieces.

Anyway, the ship is here. You'd better come along

Anyway, what were you saying about Sartre?

Apart from you.

Apples and pears and various other fruit.

Are you sure you've never been fishing before?

Aren't you going to introduce me?

At first I thought it was the crabsticks, but now it all makes sense.

At first, I thought it was a sea anemone, but under closer inspection,

At one point I got out a bassoon. I've never even played one before.

Aye, that's more like it, son.

Back then Bootsy was a simple farmer,

Backstage passes to Santana in Rio. Go to him, he shall take you on.

Bad example. I should have gone to Carlos when I had the chance.

Basically, you go into his tent when he is asleep, you open the flap, you steal the amulet....

Beans or coleslaw?

Beautiful view, huh?

Because I cannot love. It's a living hell for me.

Because I have eight of something.

Because we are bongo brothers.

Because you are going to meet the crunch a little bit before me, my friend.

BEE GEES: # Oh, give me that funky milk #

Behold! He has the amulet. All hail our new leader.

Besides, your wife wasn't just free with me. She was free with everyone.

BETAMAX: ♪ Windy, windy, nice and slow, windy.... ♪

BETAMAX: Right.

Better a priest than a beast.

Better than their first one, and they came up with it really quickly.

Biatch?!

Big thanks to Michelle for helping me!

Black Lake.

Bollo need to go now.

Bollo, get him out. I'm going to start the carpet.

Bollo, get the submarine out of the loft, will you?

BOLLO: Let's watch it anyway.

Bollo.

BOOTSY: Oh, yeah.

BOOTSY: Shit, this ball producing some sweet cream.

Bravissimo! Remarkable!

Built a raft and went on holiday? She's not gonna believe that.

But big like...

But Chinque crazy. He dangerous. He always say: "Please, Bollo. Please let us go faster."

But Chinque curious. He always say: 'Bollo, please. Please let us go to edge of forest!' over and over and over..

But covered in teats.

But have you read The Outsider? Obviously in the original.

But he had that same look in his eye. That same look that you have.

But he took one look at all those mauve titties and he lost his mind.

But I don't think he really got to grips

But I know the whereabouts of a creature, that's never been seen by human eyeballs.

But I know there was something about you. Something in your eyes,

But I really should be heading off, so it's been good.

But I see something special in your eyes, Howard.

But I think for the moon it's good to have your own space.

But I think that only gives me a bit more of an edge.

But in the trendier parts of Plymouth or Shoreditch,

But it is a dangerous mission. I shall assign you a partner.

But it is about context, you know.

But not lonely so much, but a loner,

But not me, I like simple women

But now there's another enemy waiting in the wings.

But the full moon is the famous moon,

But there is one place we forgot to look.

But when he came to, baby, he was slapping the bass guitar fast and loose

But you had to get in with the Captain, yeah? Go and have a look at the bridge.

But you never learn, because you are stubborn like the ox

But you refused in order to stay with me and die like a dog in the sand

But, you know, I've given up on bait now.

Buzz Aldrin, he walking on my face. And then the third one, a spaceman walkin' on my face

By midday you will be two burning balls of fire.

Call our first witness to the stand. Milky Joe.

Came from another planet and landed on Bootsy Collins' house.

Can I get you anything else, my little plum dumpling?

Can I have a word please?

Can I have some space? I'm getting a bit claustra

Can I join in?

Can I keep these?

Can I?

Can you back off? You're crowding me here.

Can you be quiet? I keep missing the numbers.

Can you keep it down a bit? I'm trying to straighten my hair.

Can you keep it down, hmm? I'm on a roll here.

Can you open a window? I can't breathe in here.

Can you sort your outfit out? Your leaves are well out of fashion.

Can't you put your suit back on?

Carlos has been trying to poach me now for two years.

Carlos Santana. I might have known.

Cast adrift on an ocean of time.

Catches sight of himself, ''Whoa! Look at me!''

Chairs. Beach balls. Women on their sides.

Check me out

Check this out! Horn of a wildebeest ripped it wide open. Had to tie it up with my own shoestring!

Check this out.

Check us out!

Cheers.

Cheers. If only the King was here, he'd be so proud.

Chill out, you know, kick back.

Chosen One?

Clothes avalanche!

Coconut shie.

Coconuts.

Colin.

Come here, you little dresser.

Come here, you little Yeti biatch!

Come here, you little Yeti biatch!

Come in

Come on Bollo, get your monkey anus up at the steering wheel.

Come on, I read your reviews. You know what your problem is?

Come on, it'll be all right. Something will turn up, it always does.

Come on, Milky.

Come on, mind your feet. Mind your feet.

Come on, please. And I really like her.

Come on, they're just kneeling down to make you look taller.

Come on, Tony. Don't let me down.

Come on, we've had worse gigs than that, you know. Just a tough crowd.

Come on, you got a BTEC National in hair design

Come on!

Come to an understanding of why I was right and you were wrong

Come to Papa Moon.

Come with us now on a journey through time and space!

Come with us now on a journey through time and space...

Come with us now on a journey through time and space...

Come with us now on a journey through time and space...

Come with us now on a journey through time and space...

Come with us now on a journey through time and space...

Come, reign with me.

Coming up here with your balls all shiny. Think you own the place.

Cool your jets, I'm Kodiak Jack, I own this cabin, I'm just checking in to see how you're all settling in

Cool. I'll just nip home and get a couple of bits.

Cup of tea, anyone?

Delicious.

Did a shit on a tombstone.

Did a shit on it.

Do not worry, Miranda, we are alone now.

Do some dark stuff, freak them out a bit.

Do you believe in fate, Howard? I mean, I was wearing the amulet.

Do you have an allergy?

Do you like Baileys? Hm, creamy.

Do you like Chinese food?

Do you like my new watch?

Do you like Old Gregg's place?

Do you love me?

Do you love me?

Do you mind? I don't buffet about on the winds of fashion.

Do you need this tie?

Do you remember why we're here?

Do you think he'll be all right?

Do you think Naboo will mind us borrowing this for a while?

Do you think we'll ever be allowed back into the city?

Do you think with magic potion they will get record deal?

Do you think you could ever love me?

Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other?

Documenting the experience, Vince.

Does this thing go any faster?

Doesn't look like anything. It is a sound.

Don't anyone panic. It'll be all right as long as we stick together.

Don't be knocking the pegs, okay? These babies have turned heads in their time.

Don't get your expectations up though, Vince.

Don't get your robe in a twist, you know.

Don't give me the runaround, you know what I'm talking about.

Don't go. That's the thing with summoning, you don't know who you're going to get.

Don't kill me, I've got so much to give.

Don't kill me! I've got so much to give!

Don't panic, Vince. I'll have you out in a jiffy.

Don't run around the house in a little car.

Don't wait up.

Don't worry about it, all right, because I've got an idea.

Don't worry, Vince. I've got a little something up my sleeve.

Don't you worry about it, boy. I've got one last trick up my Lambeth sleeve.

Each droplet taking me back to puberty.

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.

Easy to say with the benefit of hind legs. She told me everything

Easy, you don't know what you're dealing with here. Back off a bit.

Easy.

Emergency dinghy.

Erm...

Erm...I better be scooting.

Especially you.

Even for you.

Eventually, you know.... I don't know you.

Everyone comes here to find a new sound.

Everyone out, you little dick bags.

Exactly, if we get signed, we'll get an advance.

Exactly. People love that about you, you know

Exactly. The Door of Cuckundo comes only through true wisdom.

Excuse me

Excuse me, when you actually met Old Gregg, what was that like?

Excuse me. Are these supposed to be like this?

Excuse me. I need to have a word.

Fair enough.

Fashion may come and go, Howard Moon remains where he is.

Fee, fi, foo, number 32.

Feel the power of my grade 4 glasspaper palms.

Feeling my batteries start to recharge.

Fine, I will.

Fine, I'm going to go and build a hut.

Flipping idiot.

Flirtinis all round.

For somebody who looks like a ball, you really....

For the most grievous of crimes.

For those one and a half minutes of pleasure.

Formally invite you and young Ruby to join the Coconut Lodge.

Full moon, the moon.

Funky freedom for marriage. You get what you want,

Genius. Bongo in the Congo.

George, Gracie

Get away from me, you brute.

Get it? That's one of mine.

Get lost! I've seen you on your magic carpet when you can't get a taxi.

Get off me, you beast.

Get out of town, recharge our batteries,

Get some of that for me, will you, Bollo?

Get some Santana albums, steal some licks, mix them up a little.

Get you a couple, yeah?

Get your primate arms out! Put your back into it! Bit more, bit more, come on!

Give me some of that.

Give our master some space, you pig dogs.

Give them a bit of time to catch up with what we're about,

Go about your wicked foul business.

Go away and digest what we have spoken about

Go back for the cherries.

Go on Bollo!

Go on.

Go!

God, it hurts so good.

Going to have to pretend I didn't hear that, Gregg.

Good evening, ladies, and welcome to the bingo.

Good luck, my lovely lady lumps. Bye.

Good luck.

Good people are dicks, number 46.

Good strong fisherman's name.

Good.

Good.

Got a bad feeling about this.

Got his harpoon out, started chasing me around.

Goth Juice, the most powerful hairspray known to man.

Goths don't have moustaches. You look like Tom Selleck.

Grease my cockney palm and you can throw balls to your heart's content

Great, brilliant, we've overshot. Well done, Tony Harrison. Very good.

Great, give me that.

Great, we'll have a couple of those then, thanks.

Great. Well, we'll be over here.

Great. You got any more ideas?

Great. You've made me very happy.

GREGG: He began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see round corners.

GREGG: Made himself a funk shake.

Gregg's place.

Ha ha! I'm feeling rigid.

Halle bleeding lujah. I knew it, boy.

Halt! What brings you to the Desert of Nightmares?

Hand sheaths

Happy? Now get ready!

Have a romantic moonlight stroll. See how it pans out.

Have some new ideas, maybe even write a couple of new songs, eh?

Have you anything to say?

Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it? Then sell it on ebay a day later?

Have you ever thought of investing in a watch?

Have you got any more stories about Chinque, Bollo? Do you mind we should get Howard?

Have you got anything else? I do like gifts.

Have you got the book, Howard?

Have you seen this review?

Having some trouble with the O's.

He began to milk the funk.

He didn't know I licked his back, all on his yellow suit.

He doesn't ponce around the desert in a dress.

He has an allergy.

He has been watching you ever since you arrived.

He is an obsolete format and wreaking his revenge on the world.

He is not the chosen one.

He kills all our menfolk and takes his fill of the women.

He loves complicated women.

He took pity on you, did he? He took a piss on me.

He wakes up in the morning, goes for a morning tinkle,

He was a violent man. You could see it in his eyes. A beast.

He would have gone down like a genius.

He's a better guitar player than you.

He's a good influence on me actually. Him and Ruby, having fun together.

He's a good influence on me actually. Him and Ruby, having fun together.

He's a proper musician. He likes to play and have fun.

He's an ape, you can't keep him cooped up indoors, it's not natural.

He's French

He's got not legs. He can't walk.

He's guilty. It is written in the Law of the Shaman

He's in the ebbing of the tides,

He's in the waxing of the moon,

He's looking for The New Sound.

He's lying. I never slept with his wife, you know. I would remember such a thing.

He's playing Pac Man.

He's really boring. He won't stop talking about Sartre.

He's right. It is awful.

Hehe.. yeah.

Hello, dear.

Hello? We're supposed to be rescuing Howard. Go back for the cherry.

Help me, Spider.

Help yourself to my wardrobe. I'll meet you later on.

Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man fish.

Here we are. What do you think of that?

Here we go.

Here you go. Come to papa.

Here, Naboo, can I have a word?

Here's a poem for I'm the Moon. Neil Armstrong walking on my face.

Hey, Carlos, baby. Yeah, man, it's me, Spider Dijon.

Hey, Carlos, man, hang on a sec. There's some weird chick out here.

Hey, Carlos, you're breaking up.

Hey, how did that happen?

Hey, Howard, check this out.

Hey, Howard, I won the boots.

Hey, Howard, I wouldn't bother if I was you.

Hey, Howard, isn't that the old lady?

Hey, Howard, it's Naboo!

Hey, Howard!

Hey, Howard.

Hey, isn't that Naboo's book of black magic?

Hey, lady, lady. You know, this town you speak of, is it close?

Hey, lady, this is an important call for me, you know. Why don't you bamoose?

Hey, lady, why don't you come and have a drink with Uncle Spider?

Hey, mate, you ever thought about having layers put in your hair?

Hey, Naboo, I need a favour.

Hey, Naboo, sorry about that.

Hey, Ruby, who's that over there?

Hey, Rudi van Disarzio, why are we here in this godforsaken place?

Hey, Rudi, I've been thinking. Why don't we do what we usually do, you know?

Hey, Rudi, that was pretty good, huh? Do you think that was the new sound?

Hey, Rudi, why don't we record one of my songs?

Hey, they're coming, boss.

Hey, what's your name? Maybe we'll have a little dance later on.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hi there, Vince.

Hi, Horace. Jazz is off tonight, something's cropped up.

Hi, there.

Hitler, yeah, we played Pictionary with him. He was a right laugh.

Hm, that is quite a portfolio you've got going on there.

Hm.

Hm.. beautiful name.

Hm.. okay.. Oh, three for two. Bargain!

Hmm?

Hmm? I know. What a loser.

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hook goes right through him.

Horses. I'm good on horses.

Hot date tonight, Milky Joe.

How are we ever going to find this underwater sea cave?

How are you bearing up?

How dare you do that to me in the night when I'm oblivious?

How dare you speak in the presence of the Chosen One!

How dare you? I come fully equipped with a papoose.

How did you come by these fish then, boy, sonny Jim, laddie, boy?

How do you know that?

How does it work? Tell me how it works.

How does that help us, you berk? We've got to meet the record label in 1 0 minutes.

How long would you need him for?

How many times do I have to tell you? This is not a dress, it is a robe.

How naive you are

How will I get there?

How's it working out your side of the island?

How's that going to help?

Howard might have been abducted by a sea monster.

Howard Moon and Vince Noir,

Howard Moon.

Howard was on fire. He was improvising like a mother bitch.

Howard, can I have a word?

Howard, it's a boat

Howard, no one can find out about this.

Howard, she hasn't got it. It's just a selection of cakes.

Howard, what are you doing? You're not even dressed.

Howard, you keep things ticking along here, yeah? I think we're well in.

Howard, you've got to start standing up to her

HOWARD: Day 44.

HOWARD: Naboo, I didn't know you had one of these.

HOWARD: This is more like it.

HOWARD: Well, I mean obviously, La Nausée is good,

Howard!

Howard! Howard!

Howard? Oh yes, I remember him. Paranoid. At odds with himself. He's gone now. Say hello to Parsley.

Howdy doody, bouncing clown, number 75.

Huh?

Hurry up. Hurry up, Naboo, find the spell.

I also know your so called friend Vince plans to ditch you and get it himself,

I am 40. But because I am DJ, I say 29.

I am evil tree

I am four foot six without shoeses.

I am not interested in base pleasures. Though I see it is tuppence a pound in this town.

I am so glad you are here. We have precious little time.

I am the eagle.

I am the shape of an animal, I have eight cocks, you know.

I am wise, I earned my door. I went into the mountains and I studied under a master

I believe you are the only man who can do it. Do you accept?

I bet that lets you into a few secrets.

I bet they never had any trouble with ideas, did they?

I bet you will, with bullet points, you anal bastard.

I call that one Old Gregg.

I came as quickly as I could. I heard there was great trouble in the forest.

I came as quickly as I could. My liege. I have trained for over 30 years for this task.

I can feel myself getting younger.

I can stay, of course, because I'm the favourite of the Chosen One.

I can turn my hand to almost any instrument.

I can't believe this. Where's he getting them from?

I can't believe we went all the way there and didn't even get any youth juice.

I can't breathe.

I can't have him going away

I can't touch anything. If I do, I wear it down.

I can't work under this kind of pressure.

I cannot be this thing you want me to be, you know.

I cannot even touch myself.

I could document it. I could write about how noble you were,

I could make you happy, Howard, if only you'd let me.

I cover myself with peanut butter.

I did a song.

I did and that one, I call that one Old Gregg.

I did not just get it at B&Q

I did not want to tell you, you know.

I did stand up to her and this is what happened, okay?

I didn't know what I was doing, but it felt good.

I do my best work when you're oblivious.

I do not understand.

I do quite like a bit of company

I do the costumes, you do the music. That's the agreement.

I do.

I do. They call me The Midnight Barber

I don't accessorise. I'm Howard Moon.

I don't believe it!

I don't believe this.

I don't believe this.

I don't believe this. They've been going through my stuff again.

I don't care. We're supposed to have set off by now! What is the matter with everyone?! Did you get my itinerary?

I don't know how to tell you this, Howard, but you're a bit white.

I don't know where to get them from but we can't get home without them.

I don't know, I can't get it open.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'll think of something. I'll say she built a raft and went on holiday.

I don't like the sound of him, he sounds like a whole heap of bullshit

I don't think Horace is going to be able to make it tonight.

I don't think it's going to work out, actually.

I don't think so, squire.

I don't think so. I mean, we've just met really.

I don't think you realise what you've done.

I don't wanna take the wind out of your sails, but it's not happening.

I draw the line at that, but I do deal with some of his more personal business.

I feel as though I can tell you these things.

I fell over.

I find you guilty on all counts of murder. Take them away.

I forgot my boots.

I found this washed up on the shore.

I go fishing out on Black Lake.

I got a bad feeling about this.

I got a mangina.

I got all things that are good.

I got an A plus. I did a crumble.

I got some more. I got these two. That one's Baileys.

I got something to show you. You know what that is?

I had a look in there, I'm flipping beautiful.

I had a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach this morning when I woke up.

I had some of as well, it's on the GI diet.

I hate that magazine. It's a sepia nightmare! I tried to read it once, it get me a panic attack.

I have had enough of this talk now. I need to meditate.

I have to go now.

I haven't seen you for ages! When was it? Whikkam caves. Quite a night.

I haven't seen you for ages! When was it? Whikkam caves. Quite a night.

I hope you don't mind, but I think this is the best piece of work I've ever done.

I just leave mine natural. Howard Moon.

I just meant you could probably redo the fringe.

I just spent six hours on the Northern line.

I killed a swan yesterday.

I killed that one. I killed that one! I... killed that one.

I kind of know what you mean.

I knew I should have gone for the Gothic three way.

I knew you'd come. Get yourself a cocktail, man

I know I can never be a priest like you, but I can stand by you and fight.

I know what you're thinking.

I know why you are here. You seek the Fountain of Youth.

I know, but look at those boots. They're genius.

I know, it was my birthday. I was off my chops! I had two Mick Jaggers and a line of cheap whizz.

I know, you like to watch, that is your game? Peeping through the slats

I lean you up against the pillow and I go at you

I like your dress.

I love you, boss.

I love your hair. What's that about?

I made her eyes, I know which way they're facing and it's my way.

I mean Obsidian Raven McBovril....

I mean, I could sort Milky Joe's hair out for a start.

I mean, it was awful. It was ****ling at me like a loose tooth.

I mean, there's no volume to me. It'd be like eating a Scotch egg or a Twiglet.

I mean, we could have matching outfits when we debate.

I mean, who makes people walk the plank in this day and age?

I need to be pale. It's part of my look. I'm the Shoreditch vampire.

I need to have a word now.

I need you to perform a task of unimaginable danger.

I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said he was done with that shit

I only applied a small amount and I feel like I'm in a cool mountain stream.

I only need pen and paper and someone to write down my ideas.

I paused him. I paused Betamax.

I plane surfaces without realising it.

I prefer to think of it as creative drought, Spider Dijon.

I present you with this gift.

I put shells on things. You know, like cups

I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

I resisted at first, but now the rhythms of the forest flow through me, and they can flow through you, too.

I saw the sun once, it came past me, really fast

I say we move with haste,

I say, old bean, would you be kind enough to sign a copy for my wife?

I shall cut off my hand.

I shall hold you personally responsible.

I suppose a hat would be out of the question, would it?

I tell you why, because he's looking for The New Sound.

I tell you, I've learnt a couple of things since I've been on this island, no mistake.

I think Howard's done a little mistake in his pants.

I think I've found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there.

I think I've written some of my best music here.

I think in his own simple way, he was probably just trying to cool you down.

I think it could be a novel.

I think it is perhaps something to be saved for your solo project.

I think that Ramsey guy was right, you know. I'm feeling myself unwind out here.

I think that's her. I'm going to try something.

I think we've found our new sound, Naboo. Sing, Vince.

I think you're a nice, modern gentleman.

I thought it was some kind of family secret

I thought it'd be a nice little surprise for him.

I thought it'd be a nice little surprise for him.

I thought you were supposed to be an intellectual?

I thought you would never shut up.

I thought you'd gone to Carlos.

I told you not to look in the book, but you had to have a little look, didn't you?

I too have seen eyes like yours before.

I too love pigs.

I took a note, a sawtooth wave, right off this Pantomime 4,

I want to see twisted bone and meat all over the back wall by the time I'm finished.

I was a good husband.

I was changing a string, I became entangled.

I was on fire, Vince, that's all you need to know.

I was out on Black Lake.

I was protecting you because I thought we were bongo brothers.

I went to the Black Spider last night and met these beautiful Goth girls, yeah?

I will get that book for you, sire.

I won't let your room just yet.

I'll be back to varnish you later, you little pine tart.

I'll be letting a lot of people down if I did that, wouldn't I?

I'll deal with this.

I'll even give you a discount. €40.

I'll get you a drink.

I'll go and check on the sorcerer, see how he's getting on.

I'll go round theirs, try my luck at the Gothic three way.

I'll have a Flirtini, please.

I'll just go and get the proper one.

I'll keep it here for you.

I'll make you a Resolve.

I'll only be a minute.

I'll put that in the maybe pile.

I'll slap you with the crunch. I'll bury you in the crunch.

I'll sort it out.

I'll sort this out. What you doing, Bollo?

I'll tell you how it works, right?

I'll tell you what we're going to do.

I'll tell you what's going on. I've just narrowly avoided a bumming from Grizzly Adams!

I'm a cockney flower, watch me shower. Ha ha!

I'm a cockney, I'm a cockney.

I'm a local artist.

I'm all handsome. I'm a smooth white moon.

I'm all over it.

I'm building up quite a portfolio, I'll have you know.

I'm coming, Matilda. Bye.

I'm doing it, okay?

I'm drawing a line in the sand.

I'm dying on my arse out there.

I'm fine, thanks.

I'm going to build a fire.

I'm going to have to turn my back on you now once and for all.

I'm going to have to type out a new one.

I'm having a bit of a shocker.

I'm in there in the night styling away.

I'm just a bit nervous. She's so beautiful.

I'm melting. I'm burning. No!

I'm Naboo, that's who.

I'm never going to see again 'cause I'm stranded on a desert island.

I'm not an ox, I am a lion and if I want something, I pounce.

I'm not leaving this lake until I catch at least one fish.

I'm not short, am I?

I'm not talking about your.... Well, they are quite funny.

I'm Old Gregg!

I'm Old Gregg.

I'm on the deck the whole time.

I'm one of the best in town.

I'm out of tune, just a minute.

I'm really sorry, I've got to go. Coming.

I'm running low on supplies. As a shaman I can put it down as a business trip and claim it all back.

I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten for three weeks.

I'm sorry, I meant no offence, I loved that pig.

I'm sorry, Tony, I'm sorry. I'm just used to working with people

I'm the fittest, the strongest, the fastest warrior in all the land.

I'm the moon.

I'm the moon. I quite like to.... I'm lonely in the moon

I'm the writer. I should survive.

I'm thinking of selling them to pandas.

I'm trying to look like a nana who was quite saucy in the '50s.

I'm your host with the most.

I've always been big boned.

I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah?

I've been up for four days, I don't know what's right and wrong anymore.

I've been watching you in your shorts.

I've been working with natural fabrics for a while now and I love transformations.

I've fashioned a flute here with the help of Milky Joe

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I've got a mangina.

I've got a proposition for you.

I've got a stitch.

I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate.

I've got an idea.

I've got four crow's feet as it is.

I've got my own space in space.

I've got sensitive skin, okay. Do you remember why we came here?

I've got something!

I've gotta bad feeling about this.

I've heard that before, that my moves can be a bit too ripe for some.

I've made these, pal.

I've seen his work, he's pretty good.

I've seen your CV, there's nothing on it. I live my life.

I've spruced up the hut a little bit actually. Given it a bit of a makeover.

Idiot.

If anything, I find you slightly pathetic. So deal with that.

If ever you need help, general DIY or.... I'm very good with coving.

If he even goes near my hair, I'll kill him.

If I eat you, it's like a Jacobean banquet.

If I get them, I'm going to customise them.

If I was you, I'd keep yourself indoors tonight. Avoid the forest.

If Nanatoo gets the book, she's going to multiply.

If that falls into the hands of our enemies, this planet will be doomed.

If there is one thing I have learnt in all my life as a travelling musician,

If we don't come up with a new sound, we're not gonna get signed.

If you are a moon, you don't have a mirror so you have to...

If you ask me, they both did it.

If you can't even handle a little carpet,

If you kill me, you are killing yourself.

If you need to move me around, I slot in the back like a peanut.

If you see what I'm saying.

If you want to say something, speak the plain English.

If you want to see your face, you've got to have a little look in the rivers.

If you're against the papoose system,

If you're too white, the fish don't bite.

If you're walking in the desert and there's no landmarks

Imagine a fishfinger when you can see it as big as a garage.

In space.

Inside our own minds.

Inspired to do what?

Interesting fact about those two bears, the black bear sometimes can be brown and the brown bear can sometimes be..

Is it 'cause you have no new ideas and no new songs in you

Is it now, and I'm going out on a limb here, because you're a little bit short?

Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar?

Is it's not actually about catching fish.

Is that bad?

Is this the garage?

It does exist. Take a look, Stu. The Fountain of Youth.

It doesn't really work like that, Gregg.