The Beach (2000) Edit

A big box of bleach.

A big mistake here. Really.

A couple months.

A couple of games of pool with Sumet.

A couple of sacks of rice have become

A couple of years ago, they came to us,

A fin.

A full scale community of travelers,

A man should have a talent in his hands.

A map she's holding?

A mouse..

A name of Mr. Daffy Duck.

A tidal lagoon

A tin of beef curry. Yummy.

A what?

A woman bites into a chicken leg,

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Oh!

Aah! Oww!

Aah.

About what?

Afraid of somethin' new?

Ah ha ha ha ha.

Ah ha ha ha ha.

Ah!

Ahem.

Ahem. A new pair of swim trunks

Ahem. What do you want?

All in all, this really was paradise.

All playing the same game.

All right, asshole!

All right, bye.

All right, everybody.

All right, fuck face, let's do it.

All right, here's your bleach.

All right, I miss you, too.

All right, motherfucker.

All right, Rich, we're ready to heave!

All right?

All right? We have to keep our secret.

All right.

All right.

All right. I will.

All right. It's far too easy, though.

All right. Let's talk about how you spend an hour

All right. So we'll jump.

All right. Then I'll go to Koh Pha Ngan with you.

All the excuses she wanted,

All together. Close together.

Almost.

Already dead when you found him.

Although, I must say,

Am I?

American.

An adventure,

And 4 double a batteries and 20 condoms.

And 6.. you're a bit strange, rich.

And 7.. look at, look at your thumbs, man.

And a bottle of vodka.

And a copy of..

And absolutely no sleep..

And as for climbing down there,

And as for traveling alone,

And at that instant, man,

And at the center of it all,

And be replaced by something more exciting.

And before I knew it,

And check into somewhere with all the comforts of home.

And did you or did you not

And do they know that you're living here?

And even if it does,

And everybody says what a good guy you were..

And genuine scars.

And I found new players,

And I guess I deserved it.

And I had absolutely no reason to go back.

And I have to hand it to the guy..

And I said to them, You've got to leave.

And I said unto thee, I shall provide!

And I'm not just talking about the island.

And I'm sure very interesting,

And if happy is with you,

And if it hurts..

And if you find that moment..

And in one moment, I understood more clearly than ever

And in the winter, we like skiing.

And it does.

And it hasn't really learned to kill yet,

And just the 3 of us!

And leisure activities to suit all tastes.

And life up on the hill

And me, I'm the last one to find out!

And me?

And my family don't eat.

And never out stay your welcome.

And nobody can ever, ever, ever, ever go there.

And now it looks like we're handing out

And now it looks like we're handing out fucking tour guides!

And now what the fuck is going..

And number 2, you have to show no fear.

And some of us build.

And somebody makes a speech,

And spilling out and spilling out.

And that island is..

And these people, our family.

And they keep it absolutely secret.

And they said that we could stay.

And they saw the map?

And this beach is perfect, man.

And this is it..

And this is it..

And turn it into wonderland, Richard.

And we are not leaving.

And we don't trespass on their turf.

And we.. we came here,

And when they come,

And you are someone I just had sex with.

And you bring people here.

And you dream.

And you gotta ask yourself..

And you will rest forever in peace, mate.

And you, have you shown this map to anybody?

And you.

And you'll probably have to wait a while for the prints,

And you're talking about Daffy?

And.. and we're sorry.

Andy, bring yours closer.

Antiperspirant, and makeup remover.

Any more than Sal did,

Anyone disagree?

Are different!

Are you gonna come to Koh Pha Ngan with me?

Are you gonna tell everyone else what I did?

Are you ready?

Are you refusing an order, son?

As many triple a batteries as you can find, right?

At first, I thought I was gonna die up here,

At least she believes in honesty, not like you.

Ay.

Back home was just one more place

Bangkok to Surat Thani,

Bangkok:

Bangkok:

Bastard parasites!

Bastards.

Be careful!

Beautiful, too much input, too much.. sensation.

Because he was traveling under a false passport.

Because I see that beyond any problems

Because if we didn't,

Because it's not whereyou go.

Because the sharks.. you see, the sharks,

Because we wouldn't let anything spoil our fun.

Because you lost your nerve, French boy!

Beyond any problems that we might have..

Bonsoir.

Bonsoir.

Boop boo!

Boy, girl, fucking. No problem.

Bring help! You gotta bring help!

But a few people went..

But actually living here.

But as some of you may have heard,

But Etienne..

But he became depressed.

But I didn't even want to think about the real price.

But I guess you're gonna tell me

But I just couldn't do it..

But I made a decision to leave a copy of the map.

But I wasn't going to,

But if I was being completely honest,

But if we don't try, then we'll never know, right?

But in the haze of infatuation,

But it didn't.

But it just didn't seem right.

But it just keeps spilling out

But it just wouldn't happen.

But it still wouldn't have made any difference.

But it wasn't a big deal.

But look at him.

But more people come.

But not always so easy to forget.

But not usually the sort of girls

But nothing like this.

But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for.

But out of sight

But she was never gonna leave.

But that map is trouble.

But the longer I stayed away from the community,

But they didn't ask me about the map, so..

But they wouldn't listen.

But to get there,

But we adapt.

But we are allowed to travel to this one

But we can't bring anybody here.

But we have to leave now.

But what exactly did she expect me to do?

But what the hell, right?

But when it's a great white angry mother

But when we got to Koh Pha Ngan..

But you always wind up doin' the same damn thing.

But you never believe

But, jeez, God..

But, Richard, I don't think we should tell anybody about this.

But..

By the time these kids got here,

Bye.

C'est magnifiique.

Can I getyou anything?

Can you make anything?

Cancers! Bastard cancers!

Cancers..

Change the fuckin' subject.

Chase them away?

Christianity and cricket.

Christo had suffered

Christo, Sten, and Karl.

Co come back, Rich.

Come on, do it, yeah.

Come on, everyone, watch!

Come on, please!

Come on, please.

Come on, Richard.

Come on, Sal. Please, Sal.

Come on! Floating market!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Hold on to me.

Come on. It'll be fun.

Come on. Your last girlfriend chucked you.

Come with me.

Congratulations!

Contaminated by a fungus.

Cool. Cool.

Crystal clearwater..

Cumin, saffron, cinnamon..

Daffy was a nutter, right?

Daffy?

Daffy.

Daffy.

Daffy.

Damn it!

Damn. Ha ha ha.

Dermensch mit den wanderkarte?

Desire is desire wherever you go.

Desperate to take a little piece of home with me.

Did you get batteries?

Did you say snake blood?

Did you see a shark, Etienne?

Did you see that shit?

Disposable camera.

Do they have a copy?

Do you believe in that place?

Do you realize that?

Do you think I want to hurt you?

Do you think it is?

Do you think that I ignoreyou?

Do you think that I ignoreyou?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Don't be crazy, okay?

Don't be crazy, Sal. Put the gun down.

Don't go there. Stay with us.

Don't lose it like him.

Don't mention it.

Don't worry, Bugs.

Down on the beach!

Down on the street!

Doyou think he gave a map to anybody else?

Drop the bags down. Come on!

Eating up the whole fucking world.

Electric.. Electricity!

Enjoy your dinner.

Enough dope, Richard,

Et voila.

Etienne is good at soccer.

Etienne will be angry if I wake him.

Etienne, man, I re..

Etienne: Francoise!

Etienne: Oh, fuck!

Etienne: Wow.

Even if they didn't know it yet.

Even though I knew it would happen,

Everybody happy!

Everybody knows!

Everyone can forget about it.

Everyone has to see what it takes

Everyone watch Sal do this.

Exactly. it always happened to a friend of a friend

Exactly. it's a Kentucky fried mouse.

Excellent. Excellent attitude.

Except for one thing:

Except for pure reflex,

Excuse me.

Extra! Extra!

Fine. Fine.

Fine. I mean, we got along okay.

Fish, fish, fish.

Fishing. Yeah.

For a while,

For people who don't like beach resorts.

For the rest of your goddamn life!

For the twin pillars of civilization:

Forbidden.

Forget this island. Forget about Thailand.

Francoise, listen! I've got to talk..

Francoise: Areyou happy, Richard?

Francoise: Come on, guys. It's okay.

Francoise!

Francoise?

Francoise.

From Lorenzo.

From the farmers on the other side.

Fuck you, Richard!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck. Sal, no!

Fuck. You wanted to be in command, Richard.

Fucking animals.

Fucking bastards!

Fucking come here!

Fucking tour guides.

Fucking wanks.

Fuckyou!

Fuckyou!

Game over,

Gateway to southeast Asia,

Gentlemen..

Get better or die.

Get in there.

Get it?

Get the map!

Get turned into counterfeit watches

Give 'em something, dude.

Give them some money.

Go ahead. Sign the statement.

God damn it!

God damn it!

God! How ya doing, man?

Goin' around here at the moment.

Gonna fuck up all the paperwork.

Good evening.

Good luck.

Good night, young lovers.

Good night.

Good night.

Good time city,

Good time city,

Good time!

Good to see ya.

Good work!

Good.

Good.

Good.

Got it, Keaty?

Got to keep my head clear.

Great!

Great! Great!

Great. Very good. Helene.

Gregorio.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha! What about Molière?

Ha! Like every tourist..

Haah, haa haa, haah..

Hair conditioner, skin conditioner..

Have a look.

Have you told this to Etienne or..

He does no work in the garden.

He knows everything.

He likes to wipe his ass with tree leaves.

He says that we are to bring help

He thinks he's some sort of jungle commando.

He thinks I waste time

He wants to know what happened to his friend.

He was one of the founders of our community.

He will not take us to the island.

He won't go near the water.

He's gone.

He's the man.

He'sjust tryin' to fuckwith..

Hello?

Here we go, people!

Here?

Here. I want to give you something.

Here. You can have them.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, man,

Hey, Ricardo! Grazie.

Hey, Richard. Can you do this?

Hey, that's my bed.

Hey, you wanna take a hike?

Hey, you!

Hey, you! How about you?

Hey.

Hey. I've got your oils, man.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hidden from the sea.

Hil und Eva, deisem is Richard.

Hmm.

How am I supposed to know? Do I have to decide everything now?

How are you, Keaty?

How can you do this?

How do we get down?

How do we get down?

How many more times does this have to happen?

How was it?

Howyou doing?

Huh? Tell me.

Huh.

Hygie.

I admire him.

I can deal with it.

I can't hear you!

I can't leave him.

I can't send the money,

I can't take this.

I could do that if I wanted to.

I didn't tell 'em.

I don't even know if we can get there or not.

I don't know, but it looks like a long way away.

I don't know!

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know. I mean..

I don't know. I'm American.

I don't know. Just a fin

I don't know. One or 2 kilometers?

I don't need any help

I don't see her!

I don't want you to deal with it!

I doubt they have it in them to get there, anyway.

I finally touched down..

I found my vocation:

I got your key!

I had paid for her silence and bought my ticket back.

I have 2 of'em.

I have no idea.

I have to stay up here!

I just don't like the idea.

I just don't want to.

I just feel like everyone

I just have a question.

I just wanted to leave again.

I just wondered if you wanted to come with me.

I knew it was either the shark or me.

I knew it.

I know it's not as good as the one you left behind,

I know! Okay? I know.

I like you a lot.

I maywish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.

I mean being with Sal.

I mean real perfection, you know?

I mean, essentially, you are photographing yourself

I mean, Francoise, I..

I mean, I didn't want these people to come here

I mean, Richard..

I mean, the beach, you know,

I mean, the two of you and me, together?

I mean, there are infinite worlds out there,

I mean, there wasn't any ideology or shit like that.

I mean, they could be there forweeks.

I mean, up here, I could do whatever I wanted.

I mean, we could tell 'em it was Daffy.

I mean, we have a secret here, right?

I missed you.

I need something toxic, something industrial. okay?

I only took command

I presume you know the story

I realized that I had absolutely no idea

I really don't know what you're talking about.

I really wouldn't have noticed that.

I said no more people,

I saw a fin.

I send the money to my family.

I settled in.

I still believe in paradise.

I suddenly became aware

I swear to God..

I think in miles, not kilometers.

I think we should keep it between you and me.

I think we're about halfway.

I think, you know, Zeph,

I thought I was doin' pretty good.

I told myself that spreading news

I tried to keep it under control,

I tried to remember the person I used to be,

I want a toothpaste and.. and a toothbrush, yeah?

I want to look ahead..

I want to talk.

I want you to get the map back.

I want you up here every day

I was just like everybody else..

I was playing my own game now,

I was the only one with the overview

I was waiting for it to hit me..

I will not die today!

I won't let you down.

I work.

I.. i, no. I don't think so.

I'd keep it to myself,

I'd never find him again.

I'd rather you hadn't told me!

I'd really been looking forward

I'll be the nurse.

I'll find my own place. Thanks.

I'll find my own place. Thanks.

I'll go with you.

I'm a farmer. That's all. Understand?

I'm not gonna hurt you! All right?

I'm not gonna say it was the best decision I ever made.

I'm not just talkin' about the usual travelin',

I'm sick. I've got to. Sal!

I'm sure of it.

I'm talking about the secret island.

I'm trying to tell you to forget it!

I'm.. i'm sorry, bugs. Is it just me,

I've got loads of the fucking stuff.

I've got to talk to you.

I've just been away for a while.

Ideals, eh?

Idiot.

Idle, sponging, useless prick!

If he says that we should leave..

If he's better off without her or not?

If it hadn't been so effective,

If it's too far, we're gonna drown.

If that's the way it has to be,

If too many people come to this island,

If you pull that trigger,

If you want to stay.

If you want to stay.

Ifi had a key to a place like that,

Improving my night vision.

In a parallel universe.

In Bangkok.

In fact, even better than that..

In fact, pretty soon, I found

In front of the mirror every day.

In Thailand turnin' up.

In that last glimmer of its eyes,

In the eternity of space..

In the perfect beach resort,

In which case, there's a funeral,

Incredible.

Is everyone's got the same idea.

Is just perfect.

Is perfect. I mean..

Is photographing back down towards us.

Is there anyone who still does not understand?

Isn't it, Richard?

It could last for days.

It doesn't even fucking matter what I think anymore.

It doesn't exist.

It doesn't need to be a good reason.

It is Richard! Damn!

It it's nothing personal, right?

It just say he cut his wrists,

It just went off.

It lasts forever.

It should lead us all the way.

It was a deal.

It was almost like my trip to Koh Pha Ngan

It was just a beach resort

It was just like you said, dude.

It was like we arrived into a lost world,

It was too..

It was.. it was fake.

It won't hurt. Be brave.

It won't take a minute, Gregorio.

It would be a lot easier

It's a bit fucking late now, isn't it?

It's a fucking paradise!

It's a good story.

It's about a beach.

It's all fucking over, and you know it.

It's an urban myth.

It's because I'm with Etienne.

It's because I'm with Etienne.

It's been nice knowin' ya, man.

It's been real nice knowing you, Daffy.

It's good.

It's how you feel for a moment in your life

It's in the National Park,

It's just like a.. a lagoon, you know,

It's just me. It's just me.. Richard.

It's just what you've been searching for all theseyears.

It's like this.

It's my pleasure.

It's never gonna happen, sir.

It's not a problem.

It's not dangerous.

It's not like the 4 people

It's okay.

It's on an island, right?

It's our secret.

It's paradise.

It's spreading.

It's the hanging around in between

It's the real fucking deal, okay?

It's trouble for me.

It's up to you now.

It's up toyou.

It's very difficult to catch them.

Its tail fin sweeping back and forth as it

Jasmine tea, tiger balm, lip balm, tea tree oil..

Jeez, maybe we can hear your very different,

Jesus Christ! We're fucking here!

Just a big fish, Bugs.

Just a couple of weeks ago, you was fine,

Just as easily as they can sense blood.

Just as I knew it would,

Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience,

Just like before.

Just making conversation.

Keaty: We're gathered here today

Keep your hands to yourself and your dick in your pants.

Kill the pain, boy.

Know what I mean?

Let 'em see the blood this time, huh? Huh?

Let him go! Ugh!

Let's cook.

Let's gag one.

Let's go.

Let's try.

Letter on your door.

Like you're trying to tell me something here, Keaty?

Listen to me.

Listen up, everybody.

Listen, guys. I.. i made a mistake.

Listen, I've got to talk to you!

Listen. Etienne, I really fucked up.

Locked out, huh?

Look at him, Richard.

Look, I mean..

Look, there's nothing I could do.

Look! American dollars!

Look! There.

Looking for something more beautiful,

Ma'am!

Ma'am!

Make it 40 condoms.

Making conversation.

Man: Everybody havin' a good time, eh?

Man: Hey!

Man: One guess. Fish.

Man: Shut up!

Man: Waah!

Man: What?

Man: Yeah, burn!

May God take your soul,

Maybe a year, even.

Maybe even a few guys in tents..

Maybe when it's just a baby

Men and women with ideals,

Mistake? What mistake?

Mm hmm.

Mnogomillja biciklom.

Molto interessante.

More visceral..

Mushroom, Richard?

My leg.

My leg.

My M 16just went off, man.

My name is Richard.

My partner.

My whole life

Na Thon to Chawang..

Neighbors.

Never happened.

Never resist the unfamiliar.

No fuckin' way.

No hassle from Bugs or Etienne or Francoise.

No more people.

No offense and all,

No offense, but, uh..

No problem.

No problem.

No problem.

No wonderyour comedies conquered the world.

No, I don't have anything to smoke.

No, it doesn't matter. I like it.

No, no, no!

No, of course not.

No, thank you, Daffy.

No, thanks.

No, you don't.

No, you're right. I don't.

No! No! No!

No! No! No! No!

No! Really, no.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I just don't like the idea, that's all.

No. I must go to mainland!

No. I'll call again. I'll call again.

No. Listen to me.

No. no. You, no.

No. That's not it.

No. Why?

Noisy kitchen.

None of that matters..

Nor the tide wash it away.

Not a bleeding chicken's chance in Thailand.

Not even dying.

Not far at all.

Not just passing through,

Not like it does in the movies.

Not now.

Not once you cross the ocean and cut your self loose

Not talkin' to nobody.

Not that, okay?

Nothing happened?

Nothing is allowed to interrupt

Nothing. I just thought you should know!

Nothing. There is nothing you can say.

Now get some sleep.

Now you get it back and turn them away!

Now, before I start, there's..

Now, imagine, you got..

Now, in the long run,

Now, that's a different story.

Now, this was truly a pain in the ass.

Number one, you have to remain calm.

Of course I can swim.

Of course I can swim.

Of course, in Thailand, there is no skiing.

Of course, no one's actually ever met any of these people,

Of course, you can never forget what you've done.

Of how I was gonna get there.

Of someone else.

Of the Kentucky fried mouse.

Ofhow it all fitted together:

Oh ho ho, yeah!

Oh ho ho, yeah!