10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Edit

A beaucoup problemo, Calvin.

A little insight into a very complicated girl.

Actually, I just came by to chat.

Adrienne removes her red...

All right, all right, we won't go.

All right, anyone brave enough to read theirs aloud?

All right, first thing. Kat hates smokers.

All right, I assume everyone has found time to complete their poem,

All right, I talked to her.

All right, I'll show you guys.

All right, just calm down, all right?

All right, that's enough, okay! You crossed the line.

All right, that's enough, okay! You crossed the line.

All right, that's enough, okay! You crossed the line.

All right, you want to know what's unfair? This is for you, too.

All right. Yeah, okay. Here's this.

All right... I'm wrong? You wanna take a shot, be my guest.

Am I that transparent?

And completely hot for me.

And discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?

And don't just think you can...

And even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.

And for a little payback.

And guys like Joey realize that they want to.

And he got pissed and he dumped me.

And he means that in a strictly non prison movie type of way.

And I didn't sleep with a Spice Girl, I don't think.

And I don't intend to.

And I haven't since,

And I thank God I'm alive

And I think I know the answer. No. It's always no.

And I want you to stop trying to control my life

And I'll get to sleep at night.

And I'm also very excited. I'm nervous, I'm excited.

And I'm back in the game!

And I'm up for a hemorrhoid cream ad next week.

And it's a widely known fact that

And it's right here.

And its previous stipulations, of course.

And just so you know, Joey only liked you for one reason.

And my stunning digestive pyrotechnics.

And not someone else's.

And rub up against each other

And sexy,

And since Kat went, I guess I'm allozed to, based on the aforementioned rule,

And sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right?

And that's for me.

And the fact that I noticed, and this is a direct quote, listen,

And the G.L.H. hair system is not expensive.

And the tube sock gig, that is gonna be huge.

And there were no sheep.

And when you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game.

And why is that again?

And you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy.

And you won't know what you want till you're 45,

And you're not as badass as you think you are.

And you've been what, hiding them for three years?

And, Kat, I want to thank you for your point of view.

Anything else?

Are capable of running their own lives.

Are there sheep?

Are you following me?

Are you okay?

Are you punishing me because I want you to stay close to home?

Are you serious? That's perfect!

Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?

Are you up for it?

Aren't we the optimist?

Aren't you punishing me because Mom left?

As always, thank you for your excellent guidance.

As opposed to a bitter, self righteous hag who has no friends?

As opposed to Planet Look At Me, Look At Me.

As you know, we have a really big game with Hillcrest High...

Ask Bianca who drove her home.

Ask them why they can't buy a book written by a black man!

Assail your ears for one night.

At long last love has arrived

At the sight of Reginald's stiff and...

Because Cameron asked me to go to the prom and I really, really wanna go,

Because I don't want to. Because it's a stupid tradition.

Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.

Because she thought that it was mixing genres, right?

Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me.

Before she comes to class?

Believe it.

Besides, I had some extra cash, you know.

Besides, they look good on me.

Bianca did what?

Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.

Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bench for years.

Bianca, let's go. We're all congregating around Mr. Cuervo.

Bianca, let's go. We're all congregating around Mr. Cuervo.

Bitch.

Black panties!

Bratwurst?

Bu bye.

Buried under all this hostility.

But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise

But he knozs his shit, so we can overlook that.

But I can't guarantee she'll stay away from me.

But I love my Skechers.

But I thought that if it was for French class...

But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons,

But I'm pretty sure she's just incapable of human interaction.

But isn't Sarah Lawrence on the other side of the country?

But mostly, I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close

But obviously, I struck your fancy, so, you see, it worked.

But she can't go out with you because her sister

But she can't go out with you because her sister

But she'll be there. She's got tickets.

But she's without.

But she's without.

But the next time you storm the P.T.A., crusading for better lunch meat,

But the plan was working.

But there's always drums and bass and maybe even one day a tambourine.

But we don't have any money.

But we don't have any money.

But you know I can't. Not unless my sister does.

By not letting me experience anything for myself?

By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well,

Bye, Dad. I'm going to the prom.

Cameron, do you like the girl?

Can severely disintegrate your package?

Can we focus on me for a second, please?

Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged,

Can you, forjust one night,

Can't take my eyes off of you

Can't take my eyes off of you

Can't wait.

Can't you just find some blind, deaf retard

Careful on the leather.

Cat.

Class schedule, reading list,

Clearly, he's a solid investment.

Close, but no.

Come here. No, I wanted you for so long.

Come in.

Come on. Go with me.

Come on. Here, sit down.

Come on. People won't expect you to go.

Could I get a prophylactic?

Crimson cape

Daddy, no.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Damn. I was going for thoughtful.

Date book, concert tickets, concert tickets.

Did I or did I not tell you it was pointless?

Did you just maim Joey's car?

Do I know you?

Do you even know my name, screw boy?

Do you know anything about a party?

Do you know what happens at proms?

Do you know what she said to me?

Do you know what? I'm sick of playing your little game.

Do you mind? You're kind of ruining this for me.

Do you speak French?

Do you think you could give me a ride home?

Do you want this in iambic pentameter?

Do you?

Don't bring me down, I pray Oh, pretty baby

Don't make any sudden movements around them.

Don't think you're fooling me.

Don't touch anything. You may get hepatitis.

Don't worry. There's better for you,

Doubtful. Very doubtful.

End of story.

Every time you even think about kissing a boy,

Everyone was doing it, so...

Except for Mr. Donner,

Excuse me? Did you just say... Am I in the right office?

Excuse me. Have you seen The Feminine Mystique?

Excuse me. Just one question before we start.

Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.

Fact. But he deserved it. He tried to grope me in the lunch line.

Fathers don't like to admit it when their daughters

Fifty bucks and we got a deal, Fabio.

Fine, 30.

Fine. I'll make an appearance.

Fine. Then stop making my decisions for me.

Follow the love.

For all the idiots at our school to drink beer

Forget that you're completely wretched and be my sister?

Funny, szeetie.

Funny. You're the only one.

G.L.H. solves the problem instantly. G.L.H. is not a paint or a cover up.

Get out of my class.

Get out of my class.

Go see Miss Perky.

Good, 'cause you know, I'm not gonna bother if you won't be there.

Good.

Good.

Got nezs for you.

Grip it and rip it.

Hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

Has anyone ever told you that?

Has the fact that you're completely psycho

Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns.

Have you ever been to Club Skunk?

Have you ever considered a new look?

He even had a bet going with his friends.

He sold his own liver on the black market for a new set of speakers.

He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life

He was gonna nail you tonight.

He's our guy.

He's very pretty!

Hearsay. Bobby Ridgezay's balls?

Heinous bitch is the term used most often.

Hello! Michael Eckman. I'm supposed to show you around.

Here's a list of CDs she has in her room.

Here's the breakdown. Over there, we've got your basic beautiful people.

Hey there, girlie. How you doin'?

Hey, a bunch of us are going to Jarrett's. Ready?

Hey, Cameron?

Hey, hey, what about him?

Hey, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude.

Hey, Kat. Look who found me.

Hey, Michael, where should I put those slides?

Hey, what's this? It says Sarah Lawrence.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, have you seen her around anywhere?

Hey. Hey, Kat, why don't you let me have this one, huh?

Hey. How you doin'?

Hey. What's Bianca doing here with that cheese dick?

Hey. Your little Rambo look is out, Kat.

Hi, Bianca.

Hi, Mr. Stratford. I'm Joey. I'm here to pick up Bianca.

Hi.

Hi. Can we make this quick?

Hi. How you doin'?

Hi. How you doin'?

Him? No, don't... Don't look at him, okay?

Honey, that's great,

How is it possible that I did not know about this?

I already sent 'em a check.

I am the only girl in school who's not dating.

I burn, I pine, I perish.

I called in a favor!

I called in a favor!

I can't be seen at Club Skunk, all right?

I can't thank you enough for helping me sneak out of detention.

I dazzled him with my wits.

I defended you when people called you conceited,

I didn't do anything. She would've been too drunk to remember.

I didn't pay you to take out Kat so some little punk could snake me with Bianca.

I don't care how dope his ride is.

I don't know if we should go.

I don't know Marilyn Manson

I don't know.

I don't know. All I've ever heard her say

I don't like to do what people expect.

I don't think so.

I don't wanna hear about it.

I found a picture of Jared Leto in her drawer once,

I get to do some acting.

I got in!

I guess in this society, being male and an asshole

I had some great duck last night.

I happen to like being adored, thank you.

I hate it when you lie

I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry

I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call

I hate it... I hate the way you're always right

I hate peas.

I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare

I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme

I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind

I have a dick on my face, don't I?

I have some ideas on how we can improve the girls' soccer team.

I have to be home in 20 minutes.

I just need to lie down.

I just upped my price.

I knew this was a set up!

I know a lot more than you think.

I know every cop in town, bucko!

I know it sounds kind of bogus, but...

I know who you wanna bend the rules for.

I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be under whelmed,

I know you didn't think you were the only sophomore at the prom.

I know you hate having to sit at home because I'm not Suzy High School.

I know. I quit. Apparently they're bad for you.

I learned French for you and then you just blow me off so you could...

I love you, baby

I loved it. He's so romantic.

I mean, I really liked you, okay.

I mean, seriously. You could have some definite potential

I mean, we could pay him,

I mean, you know, I could look into it.

I mean, you know, not about the spanking part,

I mean, you know, people jump out of airplanes and ski off cliffs.

I seem to be hearing that word a lot lately.

I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

I tell myself that every day, actually.

I think I like the white shirt better.

I thought for sure I was busted when I was climbing out that window, I tell ya.

I thought she was, but, you know, I...

I thought we decided you were going to stay here and go to school.

I wanna hold you so much

I want some coffee!

I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet.

I want you to go out with her.

I want you to picture wearing this under your halter top.

I want you to trust me to make my own choices,

I want you to trust me to make my own choices,

I want you to wear the belly.

I wanted to let you make up your mind about him.

I warned him that if he told anyone,

I was in the Laundromat. I saw your car. I came over to say hi.

I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst.

I was watching you out there before. I've never seen you look so sexy.

I was wrong.

I went before.

I will.

I'd like to discuss tomorrow night with you. As you know, it's the prom...

I'll be right with you.

I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.

I'll look it up.

I'll see you around, okay?

I'll see you around, okay?

I'll think about it.

I'll think about it.

I'm a crack whore who should have

I'm confiscating this.

I'm down. I've got the 4 1 1 .

I'm gonna go and show the plan to someone else.

I'm not hostile. I'm annoyed.

I'm serious, man. He's whacked.

I'm sorry. Looks like you'll just have to miss out

I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools.

I'm sure.

I'm walking down the hall and I say hello to you, you say hello to me.

I'm your father. That's my right.

I've been looking all over the place for you.

I've lost my copy.

I've never been that ripped.

If I provide generous compensation?

If she wasn't so doped up.

If that helps.

If you're planning on asking me out, you might as well just get it over with.

In case you haven't heard, my sister's a particularly hideous breed of loser.

In case you're interested.

In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes

In hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness

Interesting.

Is a snotty little princess wearing a strategically planned sun dress

Is it for me?

Is that a peach Fruit Roll Up? Because you don't see many...

Is that right?

Is that right? What do you plan to do about it?

Is that she'd die before dating a guy that smokes.

Is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol

Is this about Sarah Lawrence?

Is this insane head case, and no one will go out with her, right?

Is you need to hire a guy who'll go out with her.

It has dual side air bags and a spacious back seat.

It means we've become spectators.

It'd be like Extreme Dating.

It's a... If your sister's not going, you're not going. End of story.

It's all very mixed up. I don't know what to do!

It's disgusting.

It's not every day you find a girl

It's not like I'm stupid enough to repeat your mistakes.

It's not like I've got a dress anyway.

It's not like she's coming back to claim them!

It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine.

It's real. I lived in Australia until I was 1 0.

It's that hot rod Joey.

It's the perfect opportunity.

Joey just picked me up.

Joey never told you that we went out, did he?

Joey, pal, compadre?

Joey's just a pawn.

Judith!

Just a minor encounter with the shrew.

Just a minor encounter with the shrew.

Just around the living room for a minute so you can understand

Just because everyone else was doing it.

Just because you can't control yours!

Just make sure she gets to the prom.

Just once, right after Mom left.

Just the pleasure of your company. Okay?

Kat, don't change the... Drove? Who drove you home?

Kat, not interested, me, dying to go.

Kidding. No, because I know you're a fan of Shakespeare.

Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbozs in placenta all day long.

Kissing, huh? That's what you think happens?

Leaving you with great, great looking hair.

Let me explain something to you here.

Let me love you

Let's hope so.

Like this.

Like where? The 7 Eleven on Broadway?

Like you don't deserve what you want.

Likes.

Listen to me, Kat! Open your eyes!

Listen, don't say shit like that to him.

Listen, forget her. Incredibly uptight father.

Listen, I know...

Listen, I...

Listen, I'm really sorry that I questioned your motives.

Look at the way she smiles, and look at her eyes, man.

Look out!

Look, I can't take out her sister until Kat starts dating.

Look, I don't know if I ever thanked you for going last night,

Look, you embarrassed the girl.

Look, you know the deal. I can't go if Kat doesn't go.

Lookin' good, ladies.

Looking fresh tonight, pussycat.

Lord of the dance! Hi, Heather.

Lord, here we go.

Lots of guys who wouldn't mind going out with a difficult woman.

Lt actually builds on itself,

Lt instantly covers your bald spot leaving you with great looking hair.

Lt's an amazing powder that clings to the tiniest hairs on your head.

Made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?

Man, look at her. Is she always so...

Managed to escape your attention?

Maybe if we were the last two people alive,

Michael? So... Cameron.

Money, I've got.

More than a fan. We're involved.

Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.

Mr. Chapin, can I talk to you for a second?

Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.

Must be Nigel with the Brie.

My dad just came up with a new rule. I can date when my sister does.

My insurance does not cover PMS!

My mama didn't raise no fool.

My man Cameron here has a majorjones for Bianca Stratford.

My mission in life.

Neat.

Never been better.

Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay?

Nine schools in 1 0 years. My, my. Army brat?

No drinking, no drugs, no kissing,

No offense or anything... I mean I know everyone digs your sister,

No one will go out with her.

No tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.

No, he just wants me to be somebody that I'm not.

No, I don't.

No, I think it's a really good assignment.

No, I think it's a really good assignment.

No, I'm fine.

No, I'm really looking forward to doing it.

No, I'm really looking forward to writing it.

No, I'm really looking forward to writing it.

No, impressed.

No, no, Cameron, no. What's there

No, no, no, no. Kat, come on, wake up! Look at me!

No, none of that stuff is true.

No, there's something I need to tell you.

No, you decided.

No! This one's mine.

No.

No. Daddy found them in a drawer last week.

No. Something real. Something no one else knozs.

Normally they send down one of those audio visual geeks.

Not all experiences are good, Bianca.

Not all night.

Not even a little bit, not even at all

Not that I'm thinking about your package.

Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part, please.

Nothing in it for you, huh?

Now listen. Unless they talk to you first, don't bother.

Now that I found you, stay and let me love you, baby

Now that you've seen the plan,

Now, don't get upset, Daddy, but there's this boy...

Now, Friday night, Bogey Lozenstein is having a party.

Now, I have gathered a group of guys, couldn't be more perfect.

Now, I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy,

Now, if you don't get any, I don't get any.

Now, remember, guys,

Now, remember, guys. Don't touch anything.

Now, scoot. Scoot!

Now, there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh?

Now, you want Bianca, right?

Number one, no dating till you graduate.

Number two, no dating till you graduate.

Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep.

Of my sister's twisted mind?

Of their meaningless...

Of upper middle class suburban oppression.

Oh, Bianca.

Oh, boy. Don't tell me you changed your mind.

Oh, come on! Get up, you little punk!

Oh, God, I just wanted...

Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.

Oh, goody. Something new and different for us.

Oh, hi, Cameron.

Oh, hi. Thank God. You know...

Oh, I don't know. Maybe we should ask Kat.

Oh, I'll stay away from your sister.

Oh, just something I had, you know, lying around.

Oh, just something I had, you know, lying around.

Oh, Mandella, please tell me you haven't

Oh, my God, it's...

Oh, my God. The other one's even bigger.

Oh, no, you're not. Your sister doesn't date.

Oh, okay, so what, you just pick up and leave, is that it?

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Yeah. All right.

Oh, pretty baby

Oh, she's out of reach, even for you.

Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy.

Oh, well, congratulations. He's all yours.

Oh, yeah, okay. I thought that we'd

Oh, yeah.

Okay, all right, no smoking. What else?

Okay, but how do we get 'em to look left?

Okay, here we go.

Okay, here's how we solve this one.

Okay, let's open up our books to page 73, Sonnet 141.

Okay, let's review.

Okay, no, not actually...

Okay, so that's the kind of guys she likes... Like, pretty guys.

Okay, so why didn't you tell me?

Okay, then. What did everyone think of the Sun Also Rises?

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Later, then.

Okay. Later, then.

Okay. Let's go!

Okay. Remember how you said I could date if Kat dated?

Okay. You're szeet,

Old rule out. New rule, Bianca can date

On the witty repartee of Joey Eat Me Donner.

Once again. Perky, now is the second one.

Only so we can have these moments together. Should I hit the lights?

Or Charlotte Bronte or Simone de Beauvoir?

Or whatever it is you white girls complain about,

Order your G.L.H. hair package now.

Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.

Otherwise known as an orgy?

Parts of it.

Patrick Verona.

Patrick... Pat...

People can hear you.

People perceive you as somewhat...

People wouldn't know what to think.

Perfect.

Perk...

Please tell me you're joking.

Please?

Please. I think I know what he's going to ask you.

Progressed to full on hallucinations.

Public break up on the quad, again.

Purer than, say, Joey Donner's.

Put her in your spank bank, move on.

Quivering member. I like that.

Really meant something.

Really, really,

Relax, now. Relax.

Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

Ridiculous amounts of love across this nation worldwide.

Roxanne Corinne and Andrew Jarrett are having an incredibly horrendous

Rumor. The duck?

Run, Bogey!

Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score.

Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

Same little ass wipe shit for brains everywhere.

Saturday night?

Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria?

Scoot!

Seattle.

Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel

See you there.

See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are.

Seven!

Shaft, lose the glasses.

Shall we go to my office?

She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.

She said, I should have listened to my father.

She used to be really popular, and then it was like

She wants to have sex someday, that's what.

She, my friend, is what we will spend the rest of our lives not having.

She's actually looking for a French tutor.

She's meeting some bikers, big ones, full of sperm.

She's totally pure. You're missing what's there.

Shit, Bianca! I'm shooting a nose spray ad tomorrow!

Should have used the window.

Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?

Sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?

So get some.

So I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same sex tendencies.

So now I need to have a motive to want to be with you?

So some Drakkar Noir wearing dexter with a boner can feel you up

So then, Bianca says that I was right,

So what I want doesn't matter.

So what's up with your dad? Is he... Is he a pain in the ass?

So you're just gonna start wearing them now?

So, are you going to Bogey Lozenbrau's thing

So, Cameron. Here you go.

So, have you heard about Bogey Lowenstein's party?

So, how did you keep him distracted?

So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class again.

So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book

So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book

So, I've got the Sears catalog thing going,

So, listen, I... I have this friend,

So, tell me about this dance. Was it hoppin'?

So, we're looking at 75 bucks.

So, what happened?

So, what have you got for me?

So, you disappoint 'em from the start and then you're covered, right?

So, you sure you don't want to go sailing with us? It'll be fun.

So, you two are gonna help me tame the wild beast.

So, you...

So, you're telling me I'm a non smoker.

So... Can I see your room?

Someday you're gonna get bitch slapped,

Someone still has her panties in a twist.

Someone who doesn't scare so easily.

Something like that.

Sorry.

Start with pronunciation, if that's all right with you.

Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?

Sweet love, renew thy force

Sweet.

Tempestuous?

Thai food, feminist prose and angry girl music

Thank you.

Thanks, Bill.

Thanks, Michael. That's very comforting of you.

Thanks.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

That doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.

That guy?

That I'd run an idea by you, just to see if you're interested.

That is a good idea. All right.

That she didn't wear the Kenneth Coles with that dress

That was underwear. I'll show you the bathing suit one again.

That's a charming new development.

That's a direct quote.

That's a touching story. It really is. Not my problem.

That's a touching story. It really is. Not my problem.

That's Bianca Stratford. She's a sophomore.

That's for making my date bleed! That's for my sister!

That's so cute. What's your name again?

That's where I was last year. I wasn't in jail.

The cheerleading squad would find out how tiny his dick is.

The deep slumber of a father

The faneth.

The last party I went to was at Chuck E. Cheese.

The only thing people know about me is that I'm scary.

The oppressive patriarchal values that dictate our education.

The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.

The point is, Kat...

The prom? Kat has a date?

The shit hath hitteth

The situation is,

The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgezay?

The window.

The world makes sense again.

The... Think about it.

Then what did I have an effect on?

Then why did you help Daddy hold me hostage?

Then you'll never date. Oh, I like that.

Theories abound as to why,

There is nothing in it for me,

There's more to her than you think.

These are your future Mvys. We're all Ivy League accepted.

These delusionals are your white Rastas.

They're big Marley fans. They think they're black.

They're looking left and we're running right.

They're Mom's.

This I'm gonna do for fun.

This is gonna be some party.

This is so patronizing.

This is the true story.

This isn't a negotiation. Take it or leave it, Trailer Park.

This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 1 5 year old girl.

This should take care of the flozers, the limo, the tux, everything.

This, too.

Thus the basis of its appeal.

To completely damage me, send me to therapy forever?

To make guys like us realize that we can never touch her

To the left, we have the coffee kids.

To warm the lonely night I love you, baby

Trust me. They don't.

Turn. Explain.

Two waters.

Unless she kicked the crap out of your dumb butt,

Unwelcome.

Up for what?

Verona! What are you doing here?

Virgin alert. Your favorite.

Wait. Wait a minute. That... That's not on this page.

Wait. Was that... Did your hairline just recede?

Want one?

Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.

Watching Wheel ofFortune and making SpaghettiOs.

We could eat some together

We don't know. She could need a day to cool off.

We get popcorn, that's 53.

We go to the movies, that's 1 5 bucks.

We know what you're trying to do with Kat Stratford.

We let him pretend he's calling the shots.

We need to go behind enemy lines here.

We set this whole thing up so Cameron can get the girl. Cameron.

We'll continue this later.

We'll do some research, we'll find out what she likes.

We're making a statement.

We're your guys.

Well, forget her sister, then.

Well, I guess I'll never know, will I?

Well, I wish I had that luxury.

Well, if you must know, a small study group of friends.

Well, let's think about this.

Well, maybe you're not afraid of me,

Well, no, but I will.

Well, nothing else has worked.

Well, she found this guy who's actually kind of perfect for her

Well, the night I take you places you've never been before.

Well, then tell them I had a seizure.

Well, then that's all you had to say.

Well, there is an alternative.

Well, yeah, but I'm sure, you know, that there are

Well, you know I don't have to be home till 2:00, so...

Well, you've chosen the perfect revenge, mainlining tequila.

What about Sylvia Plath,

What are the two house rules?

What are you doing getting him involved?

What are you doing here?

What are you talking about?

What can I do for you, Stratford?

What did you do to her?

What do you care? I thought you wanted out.

What I think you need to do,

What is it, asshole day?

What, are you kidding me?

What'd I miss?

What's another word for engorged?

What's in it for you?

What's normal? Those damn Dazson's River kids,

What's that collar for? Is that to keep him from licking his stitches?

What's the matter, upset that I rubbed off on her?

Whatever.

When I go?

When I say that Cameron's love is pure,

When she does.

Where did you come from? Planet Loser?

Where were you last year? I know the porn career is a lie.

Where'd you get a tux at the last minute?

Where'd you get the pearls?

Where's your sister going?