Dope (2015) Edit

A Are they your kids? Yes, they are.

A bad day might be accidentally getting killed.

A chance to exchange music and experiences unique to their cultures.

A daily navigation between bad and worse choices.

A few of his boys got smoked on the corner the other day.

A man that does not give a fuck.

A ****a hungry. Yes. Yes, I...

A reputation that has taken a long time to build.

A'ight? Then we gon' keep it pushin'.

A'ight? Then we gon' keep it pushin'.

After school.

After that, they all hit it off.

After witnessing something like that?

Ah, slippery slope. Exact, ****a.

All I know is Jeezy paid LeBron and Jay paid Dwyane Wade.

All I want to do is a zoom, zoom, zoom and the boom, boom.

All my friends had dates. I didn't want to go alone.

All right, so, when we get the Bitcoins, then what?

All right. We are Awreeoh.

All right. Who, then?

All this crying on my shoulder? Bullshit.

All we gotta do is find the white people.

All we need you to do is open up the science labs,

Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Malcolm Adekanbi.

Although from the way she dresses, you might not have noticed she's a girl.

Am I a geek or a menace?

Am I technically... gay?

And all the supplies laying around the band room would be perfect for shipping.

And Amazon has to assume responsibility.

And because you and I are from the same place, Malcolm,

And before you know it, they'll start saying that we're the terrorists.

And eating me some pound cake.

And everything he's built.

And find out about the fucking dope.

And for doing white shit like getting good grades and applying to college.

And for listening to white shit like Trash Talk, TV on the Radio...

And here I was, stupid enough to think that you were different...

And how I'm perceived,

And I appreciate that. I really do.

And I used to think that that was a curse, but...

And I would really enjoy the pleasure of her company.

And I would then make it my business...

And if you order that disc and it does not come in a timely fashion,

And in three weeks, I helped make over $100,000 for an online business.

And make a hand to hand exchange.

And make sure nothing happens to a hair on my gorgeous head.

And most importantly your alumni interview tomorrow.

And my identity has been stolen?

And not send a little kid to talk for him?

And see what's what around this motherfucker!

And she squatted down right in front of me and she pissed right there.

And so on and so forth.

And that ****a's saying he can drone strike Americans too.

And that your family or your friends could get killed at any moment...

And the best part... Watch.

And the flip of that is...

And then get mad if the Crips try to kill you and shit.

And then there's this infinitesimally small chance...

And then you can order your lunch or whatever the fuck else.

And then you can order your lunch or whatever the fuck else.

And then you got Snoop, Biggie, Wu Tang.

And this handsome ass ****a inside.

And this is where I would insert that word.

And using the slang.

And we can do everything else.

And we can't forget about the Fresh Prince.

And we've got steel faced bobblehead Jibby right here on the bass.

And why did you do it?

And why should I believe any of this, Malcolm?

And you do bring up a valid point. Know what I'm sayin'?

And, um, that if you think that she cares about your dope money, sh she doesn't.

And... And you don't expect Dom to find out who snitched?

Anon shit.

Anyone?

Anyway, I just came by to say thank you.

Apparently the side effects of the popular club drug MDMA, or Molly.

Are all deeply obsessed with '90s hip hop culture,

Are you a fake?

Are you a real?

Are you a virgin?

Are you A.J.?

Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you fuckin' retarded?

Are you gonna go and sell on the corner? 'Cause we're a bunch of bitches, man.

Are you joking?

As crazy as it seems,

As explained by Q Tip in the classic song, Sucka ****a.

As I've just learned,

As soon as you give him the package, he gon' arrest you.

Ask for Fidel.

At Jimmy's Burgers on Centinela and Inglewood.

At the party. Dom put that shit in my bag. Had to be.

Austin Jacoby.

Aw! Sorry! I'm gon' need y'all to get the fuck off.

Aw.

Baloney. It got cheese on it?

Basically, if I let this ****a slide, man,

Be honest. No one's going to judge you.

Because my dad was from The Bottoms. Yeah.

Because of where I come from, everybody's going to assume it's fake.

Because you're my people, all right? You're my n...

Been working on my Spa... Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Being man enough to come talk to you.

Between these two bags...

Big booty ho.

Bitcoins.

Blueprint came out 2001.

Blueprint was kind of like the punctuation mark.

Boom! Damn, ****a, that was ill.

Boy, how'd you get this shit? I have no fucking clue, Jib. No fucking clue.

Breakfast Club, ****a. Molly Ringwald.

Bro, I can fix this shit.

Bro, these are straight from the flea market.

Bullshit. No, I'm dead ass serious.

Burgers too. All right, we'll get, uh...

But as of right now, you have $97,267 and 31 cents...

But here's something to wrap your brain around, man.

But I got this ****a telling me what he can't let me do and shit. Like I give a fuck.

But I gotta slap the shit out of you based on principle.

But if this is a Samo type job,

But it's just one CD.

But most importantly,

But only soft C's, because you said crab no problem.

But quit in protest after refusing to play the Harlem Shake.

But see, you put me in a bit of a spot, ****a.

But thank you.

But that's how much I hate crab ass ****as.

But that's not what a Harvard man would do.

But that's where the dope dealers are...

But there's principles to this shit, and I'm a principled man.

But trust me, he's got nothing on you.

But what if it's 100 orders and 100 CDs don't show up?

But when you live in The Bottoms,

But y'all can hang out here until he gets back if you want.

But you are aware that Amazon does ship discs, right?

But you chose to make the delivery for this Dom person...

But you gotta admit Summertime was a classic.

But you're being very rude.

But, dude, that shit is getting mad sketchy now.

But, you know, the spirit of the music was definitely still '90s.

But, you know, what a lot of the kids are liking nowadays is the pill form.

By the DEA or FBI.

California regional bank number 267856783?

Call your mom and tell her you're... you're studying late at my place.

Can be whole.

Can I go to the bathroom?

Can I have this dance, Nakia? It's my birthday, you know.

Can we get some chili cheese fries?

Can you dig it?

Casey Veggies? That's... That's an artist?

Casey Veggies.

Check this out.

Classics. The Force 2s? Yeah, I was liking those.

Come here, little ****a.

Come on, Dig!

Come on, y'all. Let's get busy.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Dig? Huh?

Come on. Get the fuck off.

Come on. Say Yeah!

Come on. You always have a choice.

Come on... What is wrong with you?

Come up out those right now.

Complicated.

Congratulations. You have found your iPhone.

Courtside, okay? Courtside. Gotta have it. No, come on.

Cut up the shit. You're gonna want to measure it out...

Damn!

Damn.

Damn.

Dark Web. Could work.

Dead ass serious.

Did he actually say, I'll kill you and your friends if you don't sell these drugs?

Did I pronounce that right?

Dig! Go!

Dig?

Dig. What the fuck?

Diggy, Diggy, Diggy!

Diggy, fries, fries, fries!

Do everything in your power to ensure that I become a man of Harvard...

Do it got anything to do with skiing?

Do not take that backpack to the ****a in the whip, else we both fucked. Hear me?

Do the stuff in the brackets first and then square the sum.

Dom called from jail the other day.

Dom gave me something...

Dom says he's throwing a birthday party tonight at Verse.

Dom told me there was a mix up. You accidentally took my lunch. That true?

Dom!

Dom?

Dom. What?

Don't act like you weren't curious too. Not directly.

Don't get smart. I'm just asking you a motherfucking question, all right?

Don't lose that shit, okay?

Don't start now, okay?

Don't think I won't beat your ass, Marquis!

Don't.

Dope, right?

Drive. Where?

Drones though, ****a?

Drop that up here.

Drop your weapons!

Droppin' bombs on Crenshaw and shit, man.

Drug search, dawg.

Dude, check it. I've been getting head since I was, like, 12, all right?

Dude, I saw your bitch, Lily, on YouTube.

Eat my pound cake.

Either the motherfucker in the El Camino is POPO...

Erasing all grades from the entire freshman class.

Even though my... My body's right here.

Every Sunday, her grandmother asks the church to lay their hands on her...

Everybody is going to Black Market Reloaded and a bunch of smaller sites.

Everything in the '90s wasn't great, but... Oh, shit.

Exactly!

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse my dumb ass sister, man. What up?

Federal Tax ID 95...

Feminine wiles?

Five! Five! Five!

For a few weeks from now.

For all the stuff that I said.

For most geeks, a bad day might be being the butt of jokes in class,

For most of my life, I've been caught in between who I really am...

For real. Don't let them ****as come to my hood.

For the choice that you've made.

For the past two weeks.

For their recently formed punk band, Awreeoh.

For whom this delivery was intended.

Four... Fourteen? That doesn't...

Freeze! Down on your knees! Keep your hands up!

From fake credit cards to illegal guns and drugs.

From Jimmy's Burger on Centinela.

Fuck all y'all. 'Cause I was in a good mood and shit.

Fuck that.

Fuck y'all. I'm just tryin' to rep my set. That's it.

Fuck you!

Fuck you. Okay? I'm just saying it could work.

Fuck!

Fuck! That was our ride. What the f...

Fuck.

Fuck.

FX4578?

Get on the ground, bitch ass ****a.

Get out of my house! Let me use the toilet!

Get the fuck out of here! Let's move. Go!

Get the fuck outta here, man!

Get the fuck outta here, man.

Get to pedalin', ****a.

Getting on?

Give him the package. Tell him it's from me. You hear me?

Give it a little time.

Give me the bag.

Give me your bike, ****a!

Go ahead, ****a.

Go ahead. Ask me a question.

Go for it, dude. Hey, but for real, she was using this.

Go out there.

Go, Dig! Come on!

Go, Jib!

Go, man.

Go! Let's go! Come on!

Go! Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

Go.

Go. Everybody else wait. Turn around, go back.

Goddamn. ****a, I don't know why you was looking.

Goddamn. What's up with you?

Good morning. Today you're going to take the SAT.

Good thing you found the Boys Club and have such an amazing mentor as my father.

Gushy, gushy. Mmm!

Guys, the FBI can track us. The police... No, they can't.

Half an ounce for Joe Patterson.

Harvard? Really?

Have you ever fucked on Molly? I haven't fucked on anything. Remember?

He asked about you.

He asked for you alone, you know?

He can come over here and be a fucking man...

He did. I s...

He had a hell of a comic book collection.

He lives with a single mother, doesn't know his father and has sold dope.

He loves to skateboard and ride on his BMX bike.

He plays in a punk band with his best friends.

He was accepted to his father's alma mater under academic probation,

He was talking about Amazon and Rick Ross CDs not getting to their customers.

He... He went back to Nigeria before I was born.

He... The guy, he said that I needed to bring it to him after school.

He'd be in a red El Camino.

He's a '90s hip hop geek.

He's a rapper. Yeah, you know, The Birthday Song.

He's a very pretty ****a. Yes, he is.

He's from Inglewood too, so he'll be able to relate to your circumstances.

He's like fucking Latino or Moroccan or some shit.

He's walking his jihad dog and shit, scratching his nuts.

Help.

Here it is! The set ain't over!

Here? Yeah. Here.

Here.

Hey hey! My ****a, my G.

Hey, congratulations on getting the store set up.

Hey, hey. Hold up, hold up. Get your fuckin' hands off me, man!

Hey, hey. No, no, no. Okay?

Hey, homey, videotape this.

Hey, I didn't go to my prom.

Hey, nah, it's good, man.

Hey, them last shoes you gave me, man, I was feeling them.

Hey, throw this behind the bar for my little homey.

Hey, uh...

Hey, you asked me to do something for you.

Hey!

Hey! Don't look at them.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, w wait... Hey!

Hey. Yeah.

Hi.

Hi.

His favorite TV show is Game Of Thrones and his favorite band is The Thermals.

Hit me, man! Five, motherfuck...

Hold on, hold on. Hey, hold on.

How about we play Mother May I?

How am I supposed to eat my p p p...

How do you know where I am? Find an iPhone.

How the fuck did they find us? Yo, let's go.

How, ****a? He killing all them Al Qaedas and shit.

Huh?

Huh? Bro, that shit was whack.

I actually enjoy the thoughtful exchange of ideas.

I actually know a guy. He's kind of familiar with your system already.

I am 14% African. Ancestry.com.

I am a bitch ass ****a. I don't give a fuck. I own that shit.

I am a Google Science Fair participant,

I am the gatekeeper, I'm the grandmaster, the authority...

I be seein' you and your little friends with y'all flattops and MC Hammer pants,

I came up with your daddy. You better ask him about Stacey.

I can fix this shit.

I can get you good shit way less expensive than online.

I can just tell.

I can tell you're not like that.

I can... Well, what do you want to play?

I can't believe we're really doing this right now.

I didn't say that.

I don't even want that shit, blood.

I don't fit in.

I don't know anything about this shit.

I don't know why they're calling it Lily.

I don't know you, Mr. Bailey,

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Lot of young ****as get on this bus.

I don't mind having this discussion with you.

I don't see shit but the road.

I don't smell shit.

I don't think I'll have time.

I don't want to go back there.

I find that my fucking sandwich got cheese on it, I'm gon' kill your ass.

I fuck around with it, you know. I do my little thing.

I give a fuck. Don't say that shit. I will slap the shit out of you.

I got your back and all. It's just I don't wanna mess with his explicit instructions.

I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!

I gotta pee.

I guess me and my friends just wish we grew up back then.

I had one guy ask me... Anthony Davis... and he fucking stood me up.

I had to use the restroom, and I'm kind of late getting back.

I have no fucking clue where that gun came from.

I have stellar recommendations and diverse extracurricular activities.

I have to go. I have to go. Wait. We're not done yet.

I have to go. I have to go. Wait. We're not done yet.

I I I I answered it.

I I think that someone is you.

I It's bool.

I just found out you're interviewing with Austin Jacoby.

I kinda do though. I don't want to. It's my birthday and shit.

I know a dude in the garment district.

I know from growing up there it's very, very dangerous...

I know using your brain is a challenge and shit.

I know what it's like to grow up without a father.

I know y'all hungry. If you want, you can just help yourself to my fridge.

I know y'all some bitches, but you ain't gotta say you got pussies.

I like it.

I mean, I can't sell this shit no more. We almost just got fucking caught.

I mean, I...

I mean, I... I could write about the typical...

I mean, It Takes a Nation, Straight Outta Compton...

I mean, it's well reasoned, supported with historical data,

I mean, that would only happen if you were idiotically sloppy...

I mean, that... I mean, it would almost have to be...

I mean, the Feds would have to know exactly what they're looking for.

I mean, you moved your entire inventory.

I need cash.

I need to go ghost. None of this shit can point back to me.

I need to speak to him.

I only have 20 minutes to get down there or my whole life is fucked.

I prefer not to say.

I sell 90% of my stuff to white hos.

I should have to do with this, uh, delivery?

I spaced on my college interviews.

I suggest you go in a different direction.

I swear to God.

I taught myself how to play guitar and read music.

I think you said something about me...

I told you I wasn't mad about missing prom.

I want to get a good job. I want to help my mom!

I want to tweet this later, man.

I want you to get out of The Bottoms just like I did.

I want you to go up to her and tell her that Dom wants to talk to her.

I was mad about missing Six Flags.

I was more mad about not going to Six Flags the next day.

I was watching Justin Bieber the other night and I got a little moist.

I wish I would see one of them motherfuckers in Inglewood, man.

I would not order a Macklemore CD.

I...

I'd hate for that to happen to you...

I'll have to slap the shit out of you again. I don't want to do that.

I'll take you.

I'll take you.

I'll think about it.

I'm a straight A student with nearly perfect SAT scores.

I'm bored as fuck.

I'm dead ass serious, ****a.

I'm from a poor, crime filled neighborhood,

I'm gon' get the other one, you little, bitch ass ****a.

I'm gon' need some ID, some verification.

I'm gon' need you to trust me right about now, you understand?

I'm gonna text you this address.

I'm good. I'll do it.

I'm in County right now. I don't know who the fuck called you.

I'm just Malcolm.

I'm just... I'm black as fuck, right?

I'm like, What? I'm down. I don't give a fuck.

I'm Malcolm Ad Rock on guitar.

I'm reiterating that...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. That's bullshit, dude. Yes.

I'm sorry. They don't all go on to be president.

I'm still a little shaky on the concept.

I'm walking to the red El Camino right now.

I'm, uh... I got your lunch.

I'm... I'm good. I'll do it.

I'm... I'm sorry...

I'm... I'm taking it seriously, Mr. Bailey. I promise.

I've been hitting hos in the ass since I was, like, 14.

I've never had intercourse with a pussy.

If I pass, I'll go to El Camino or Santa Monica or something.

If I say yes, you take two steps toward me.

If I was white, would you even have to ask me that question?

If Neil deGrasse Tyson was writing about Ice Cube, this is what it would look like.

If this ain't a ****a named Malcolm at Yukon and 104th Street,

If you don't...

If you guys want drugs,

If you ****a...

If you order a Rick Ross or Macklemore CD...

If you pass his test, he'll help you.

If you're able to do this,

If you're really serious about this exercise and you're not just wasting my time,

In between categories and definition.

In keeping a proper ****a to ho ratio.

In order to pray away the gay.

In that case, he'll take the package, kill you,

In the Darby Dixon neighborhood referred to as The Bottoms.

In the guest house is where I got my studio.

Intentional.

Is it you? Huh?

Is it you? Huh? Is it fuckin' you?

Is it you? Huh? Is it fuckin' you?

Is the person rocking them.

Is your Jacoby APS shipping account number...

It doesn't matter if you had the receipt from Barneys sewn into the bag.

It means that Dom sent you here as his messenger.

It shows me more about you...

It Takes a Nation came out in '88.

It won't happen again. I'm sorry.

It's a slippery slope.

It's a small event that leads to a chain reaction of events...

It's all for show. I mean, it's not like somebody is stupid enough...

It's almost over, little ****a.

It's an untraceable Internet currency.

It's cliché.

It's everywhere! It's all in my mouth!

It's fake.

It's fucked up if you really think about it.

It's just time to accept it. I'm just not one of those ****as.

It's just with studying and all,

It's like 20, 30 keys. I don't know.

It's like a complicated math equation.

It's like a game of Whac A Mole with thousands of computers...

It's like, uh, Amazon.

It's like... It's like being fucked by God.

It's my fault, my weight to carry.

It's not something they could just stumble upon randomly.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's our weight to carry too.

It's true, man.

Jackpot, ****as.

Jacoby Check Cashing?

Jaleel keeps rubbers over there.

Jib has been trying to talk Wytony's mom into giving them to him...

Jib, that's not the fucking point!

Jib, um, this is Dom we're talking about.

Jib! Dig! Bus!

Jimmy's Burgers on Centinela and Inglewood Avenue.

Just by being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Just gotta get my GED first.

Just Malcolm? Who the fuck is Malcolm?

Kids say the darndest things, don't they?

Kind of like Amazon.

Last night at... At the fucking party.

Let him say it.

Let me see what the fuck you working with.

Let me tell you about two students.

Let me tell you what's going down. All right?

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Let's go, man.

Let's go, ****a. All right. Come on.

Let's go! Let's go! Move the fucking car!

Let's go.

Let's reschedule this interview...

Like Dom, right?

Like LulzSec level shady.

Like skateboards, manga comics, Donald Glover...

Like Wytony Johnson, who got shot buying a pastrami cheeseburger...

Like... Like Boys Don't Cry like a motherfucker.

Lily, dude, that was unbelievable.

Lily!

Lily! Get back!

Lily! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!

Lily?

Lily?

Lily.

Lily.

Lily.

Listen to this motherfuckin' Abercrombie and Fitch ass ****a.

Listen to your friends, boy. Two!

Listen, tell her that I'm throwing a birthday party at Verse tonight...

Little ****as. Got 'em.

Look here, Malcolm. I want you to do a favor for me.

Look, do you have what I left in the backpack?

Look, I ca... I can't let you do that.

Look, I don't want to go to jail. I want to go to fucking college.

Look, it's better than what you normally do at night, so...

Look, these dark Web sites run off these secret IP addresses.

Look, we don't give a fuck.

Look, we don't know shit about selling dope.

Look. Will, we need your help to sell this shit.

Look... You don't know what you...

Looking beautiful. Oh!

Looks like you and I had the same kind of day.

Lord.

Luckily for you, I'm not one of those ****as.

Make the delivery for which you have claimed responsibility...

Malcolm Adekanbi is a geek.

Malcolm lives with his single mother and has only one memory of his father.

Malcolm, I'm gonna be honest with you.

Malcolm, Jib and Diggy met William at band camp three years ago.

Malcolm, Jib and Diggy...

Malcolm, when I see stuff like this personal essay,

Malcolm!

Malcolm.

Malcolm. Malcolm!

Malcolm's friends, Jib and Diggy, are also geeks.

Man, all I'm saying is...

Man, he was a terrorist, dawg. So it's like set trippin'.

Man, I can't just do this as a favor.

Man, if I let this shit slide, we got what they call a slippery slope.

Man. Come on, man.

Marta! Yeah.

May I take off my clothes?

May I touch you?

Maybe it's a blessing.

Maybe, uh, 2 Chainz called it that on a mixtape.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Mm hmm? Only asshole and oral. Okay?

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Poofier.

Most are rich enough to afford retail.

Most of those ****as just saw me and stepped over me.

Mr. Bailey, come on...

Mr. Bailey, come on...

Mr. Jacoby's just wrapping up a staff meeting. He'll be a few minutes.

Musician, scholar, rake, entrepreneur, conspiracy theorist.

My dad, um...

My house is having a party.

My pound cake!

My shift's almost over. I'll take you home.

My style is, I'm like a Dilla meets a No ID with a little bit of splash of Rick Rubin.

My uncle, everybody on my side reppin' the Inglewood family.

Nah, ****a, not like you. Okay?

Nakia, Nakia, Nakia.

Nakia! Nakia.

Nice haircut.

Nice to meet you, Malcolm.

****a, come on.

****a, I don't give a fuck. All right?

****a, run. Get the fuck out of there, ****a.

****a, school's out. What the fuck you doing with a bag on?

****a, that ain't all that gets killed.

****a, we don't need to buy anything.

****a, what the fuck. Let us in.

****as don't even buy CDs anymore, dawg.

****as don't go to college unless they play ball or whatever.

****as don't listen to this, ****as don't do that,

****as, let's roll. You coming, Malcolm?

No problem.

No, I think I'm gonna stay here.

No, no, no. No, you won't because you have been outvoted by your peers.

No, that's my dad.

No, um, no. They're... They're about to leave.

No, you don't order a Casey Veggies CD.

No, you're supposed to ask me something like,

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I don't... I don't know what a slippery...

No. It's actually genius, bro.

No. Sorry. Why do you ask?

No. You did.

Nobody's going to suspect a thing. We're just geeks doing what geeks do.

None of that shit. I don't even know how much this fucking bag is worth.

Not like him.

Not too much older than you.

Nothing about the units, the terminology, the pricing.

Nothing.

Now close your eyes.

Now I know who you are...

Now I'm slowly starting to see...

Now it's my turn to ask the questions.

Now open your eyes.

Now, after school, you're gon' see a red El Camino parked...

Now, as long as your Bitcoins stay in the exchange account,

Now, I need my shit.

Now, if this a ****a named Malcolm, say, Damn right.

Now, if you were to exchange the Bitcoins into dollars...

Now, like a ****a was saying...

Now, uh, we gotta get you guys some customers, right?

Now, what if I report to the authorities...

Now, who the fuck is this?

Now, you know I'm not the person or persons...

Occupy Wall Street shit.

Oh, did I mention that Diggy was a lesbian?

Oh, I see him.

Oh, man. Where the fuck you goin', man?

Oh, man. You...

Oh, really?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Look. I meant cereal.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, well, yeah, yeah. You know, it's 21 and older.

Oh, yes.

Oh. That's deep, ****a.

Okay, cool. Thanks.

Okay, I see how we gon' do this then.

Okay, let me educate you real quick.

Okay, never mind. Forget it.

Okay, see, I don't give a fuck about all that Aaron Swartz...

Okay, so, you replace words that start with C's with B's?

Okay, well, you'd have to link your Bitcoin account to a bank account,

Okay, you want to talk principle. What about Jib here, man?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Wait.

Okay. Say we're, like... What about if you're quoting, like, rap lyrics?

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. Well, Lily is not my bitch anymore, so...

Old Coolio looking motherfucker. Hey, baby. You're looking good.

On this day,

One at a time.

One is from the store.

One of these alligator bags was made here.

One, two, three, four.

One, two. One, two, three, four!

Only as a term of endearment...

Only you know the truth.

Ooh.

Open the fucking door, bitch!

Open the fucking door!

Or a thousand? Or 10,000?

Or any of your family members.

Or I could have Marta cook us up something.

Or I may say, No, you have to take three steps back.

Or just you? What?

Or take it to the police. Yeah. Let's take it to the police.

Or that motherfucker's the snitch.

Or the drugs.

Or yours,

Order some shit? See, first of all, you do not know me, bro.

Otherwise, click click boom.

People are gonna assume it's real.

People gonna assume it's fake.

Picture each of these kids and tell me what you see.

Pissed right there for a long time.

Please, just give me the bag.

Please.

Pound cake?

Praise the Lord!

Proof...

Quit fucking around. Come on.

Raised by a single mother, don't know my dad blah blah.

Red El Camino after school. Cool.

Remember when we was seein' that shit? Yeah, I remember that.

Reporting live, Karen Myetta, Channel 10 News.

Riding around in this shit, looking like y'all came out of a DeLorean or some shit.

Right now, ****a! You speak English?

Right now, ****a.

Right now.

Right there. Right there. They on that bus!

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right? That's what I'm saying, bro. You're into it, bro.

Right. Right.

Run, pussy.

Run, run, run!

Run. Go now! Get the fuck out of there! Oh, shit.

S... Yeah.

Samo did that. I don't know shit, all right?

SAT's?

Save her, Lord! Yo, hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Say Hell yeah!

Say we're all listening to The Chronic, Doggystyle.

See, she don't smell shit either. 'Cause you only know your pussy.

See, that's not even right. I mean, like, really.

See, the market's been pretty volatile,

See, this is a smart little ****a right in here, bro.

See, this is what happens when you don't spank your children.

See, when you don't fit in,

See, you would think this hard C would be the issue, but no.

She let me feel her titties and finger bang her.

She said that shit?

She... She's a girl.

She's right there. Order some shit.

Shit, I wish a ****a would try to fly drones in my hood.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.