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Magic Mike XXL (2015)

Magic Mike XXL (2015)

Magic Mike XXL is a highly anticipated sequel to the original Magic Mike film, released in 2012, and directed by Gregory Jacobs. This American comedy-drama was released in 2015 and garnered much attention for its all-star cast and exhilarating dance sequences.

The plot of Magic Mike XXL follows the journey of the charismatic and talented male strippers, known as the Kings of Tampa, as they embark on a road trip to attend a stripper convention in Myrtle Beach. Determined to go out with a bang, they aim to leave a lasting impression in their final performance as a group.

Channing Tatum reprises his role as the eponymous Magic Mike, a role that draws inspiration from his own experiences as a male stripper. Tatum's exceptional dance skills and undeniable charm make him the heart and soul of the Kings of Tampa.

The supporting cast includes an array of talented actors who bring their own unique energy to the ensemble. Joe Manganiello portrays Big Dick Richie, the well-endowed heartthrob who never fails to captivate the audience with his magnetic stage presence. Matt Bomer shines as the handsome Ken, while Adam Rodriguez and Kevin Nash round out the group as Tito and Tarzan, respectively.

In addition to the familiar faces, Magic Mike XXL introduces some new characters that add further excitement and charm to the story. Jada Pinkett Smith joins the cast as Rome, a sassy and accomplished club owner who provides the Kings of Tampa with a newfound sense of purpose and empowerment. Elizabeth Banks appears as Paris, a convention emcee who adds her own touch of humor and charisma to the mix.

One of the film's most memorable scenes features an impromptu gas station performance by the Kings of Tampa. The electrifying dance routine perfectly captures the essence of the movie - it's an unforgettable blend of sensuality, skill, and pure entertainment.

Magic Mike XXL offers a refreshing take on the male stripper genre, highlighting the importance of friendship, self-expression, and female empowerment. Throughout their journey, the characters rediscover their love for performing and embrace the idea of expressing their individuality on stage.

The film is renowned not only for its talented cast and energetic dance sequences but also for its exceptional soundtrack. The music is diverse, with a mix of catchy pop tunes, R&B jams, and soulful ballads. Whether you want to get your heart pumping with the energetic beats of "Pony" by Ginuwine or lose yourself in the seductive melody of "Earned It" by The Weeknd, the Magic Mike XXL soundtrack has something to offer everyone. You can play and download these sounds here: [link].

Magic Mike XXL is a captivating and empowering film that delivers on its promise of pure entertainment. With its talented cast, exciting dance performances, and a soundtrack that leaves a lasting impression, this movie is a must-watch for fans of the original film and newcomers alike. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be mesmerized by the magic that unfolds on screen.

A ghost from your past, one that still makes you shiver?
A lady is about to get...
ALL [CHANTING]: B.D.R.!
ALL [CHANTING]: Go, go, go.
ALL [SINGING]: And I found it there in your heart
All I ask is for a little monthly fee, you know?
All I wanted was one more fucking ride! Is that too much to ask?
All right, beautiful, have a seat.
All right, I need y'all to clap on this one.
All right, is there anybody up in here...
All right, ladies.
All right, let's slow it down, ladies.
All right, Mr. Augustus, I want you to keep taking care of this beauty, you hear me?
All right?
All right? Come on, let's go. Let's go.
All right.
All right.
All right. You think about it, Dolly. I'm going back in there and feed the wolves...
All those tweeners are growing up. Makes perfect sense.
ALL: Male entertainers.
ALL: Resurrected!
Always got to lead with a joke before you ask for what you want.
And don't stop until you find one that...
And for whatever reason that I'll probably never understand...
And fuck that dude, he don't get you I know you cool and I just met you
And he is back tonight with those friends...
And I
And I can guarantee you that strippers...
And I couldn't not see you.
And I try to drop hints, but, uh...
And if I make you mine Oh, I'd treat you so special
And if that doesn't do the trick, I guess we'll just stop bothering you.
And if that doesn't work, then there will be 3000 women there...
And if you want, you can decide
And if you'll have me
And it's on, girl
And let's just appreciate it, not as six beings, but as one.
And love is all that I need
And loving and nurturing.
And mimosas and pancakes and all that.
And on the off chance that we actually go out and shit the bed, who cares?
And simply because there are so many of you, and so few of us...
And snap your fingers and I'm supposed to do a favor for you?
And the line starts here.
And the morning's when I wanna **** you
And then whisper in your ear, How does it feel?
And this is Mae, Julia, Diane and Jessica.
And when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing.
And you ain't got a thing on Let me sing your theme song
And you and Ken were fucking with those two girls from the club?
And you are not going to make the same mistake.
And you know how that shit goes, so... Heh heh.
And you know how we like our kings to be really, really sweet and really, really...
And your girlfriends brought you out to have a good time. Huh?
And, um, one last thing: What's your favorite thing?
And?
ANDRE: Y'all give it up for my boy Ken right now, with the pipes.
Andre.
Are two worlds apart...
Are we good?
Are you doing anything else with your music?
Are you having a good time tonight?
Are you in pain?
Are you ready to be exalted?
Are you ready to be worshiped?
As Magic Mike.
As much of the good stuff as your little arms can carry.
As one. As one unit, man. As one fucking unit.
As one. We've got to move into the future as one.
As White Chocolate.
At least you're trying, man. At least you're trying.
B.D.R.! B.D.R.!
Baby, tell me that you want it deeper
Baby, you're all that I want
Back that ass up on me like I'm juvie...
Bam. There you go.
Be mine Oh, be mine
Beautiful piece of machinery.
Because everybody deserves just...
Because it's getting a little rabid in there. All right?
Because there's about to be some grown woman shit up in here tonight!
Because there's so much shit that comes on the Internet every day.
Believe when I say
Besides, I think it beats raking the infield at Tropicana.
Boy one taste of what I got
Boy, I tell you, shit don't change, huh?
Break your back, crack it open like a lobster
Brooke said no?
But I bust my ass every month to keep it going.
But I want it that way
But I'd let that beast throw whatever he wanted on me any day!
But I'd trade it all in a heartbeat to come home to a wife, a kid...
But I'll think about it.
But I'm looking for two grown ass women...
But now on to a more serious subject.
But now, if the E.P. blew up tomorrow...
But only one penis my entire fucking life.
But since we're coming up through Tampa, I figured you'd want to know.
But that's over now
But that's why it's going to work. You love it too much.
But we're gonna try to tonight.
But what if...
But y'all are gonna go home with your favorites tonight.
But yet here you are.
But you don't really feel that way About yourself
But you know there's always a queen up in here...
By what I just saw up there, we are going to need a fucking pack mule...
Can you do me a favor and get my name to Rome? Mike Lane.
Can you hear? She's calling me
Caroline This could be something special
Caroline This could be something special
Caroline.
Celebrating my divorce.
Come and jump on it
Come on, Mae, it's your turn.
Come on, Mae, we know it ain't all peaches and roses in that bedroom.
Come on, Mae.
Come on, man. You got this.
Come on, Richie. Tito laid his shit out. Everybody's cool. Just tell us.
Come on, you've been talking about this shit forever.
Come on. Man, you are fucking dusty. Julie.
Condomints.
Cone of Silence here.
Damn!
Damn.
Diana, go down and grab us some more vino.
Did I walk out on you? Because if I remember correctly, I went and took a job.
Did you bangee?
Did you guys see this? They're doing a fucking Twilight routine and mopping up.
Didn't realize she'd actually been married to Shawn Kemp.
Do you have any idea what's going on out there?
Do you know how beautiful you are?
Do you know what people value more than freedom?
Do you see how many girls I meet every day? For free?
Doctor's in the house, baby. The doctor has checked into the building!
Doesn't mean you get to waltz back in and tell us how to run our own shit.
Doing great, yeah!
Dolly Titz on the main stage, coming up for you, boys.
Dolly Titz.
Don't be scared.
Don't be shy. Where you at?
Don't laugh. We're going up to the convention and...
Don't listen to them, don't ask them what they want.
Don't think I don't know what you're doing here with those girls.
Don't... All it is...
Employees? I have one employee, and I can't even pay for his healthcare.
Especially you. You've been out! How long?
Every time I would come over to your apartment, I'd put on your Tide commercial.
Every time it starts, he just goes and turns them off.
Everybody close your eyes...
Everybody happy? You get your gladiator show?
Everything that you desire
Eye contact.
Fair enough.
Feeling that I am feeling, baby
Feels like a tsunami or Katrina...
Feels that good.
Find the perfect dynamite for that powder keg upstairs and...
Fine. I'll go then.
Floor is yours.
For free! I don't got to pay for dinner. All I do is sing.
For her.
For you maybe. What the hell do I need a convention for?
Freedom had a small price.
Frozen yogurt. Artisanal.
Fuck the convention.
Fuck, yeah. What were you thinking?
Fucking history right here.
Gentlemen, welcome. We've been expecting you.
Get your dollar bills out and let's brighten her day sounds awesome to me.
Get your Orlando history straight.
Girl, when I break you off
Give it to you just like that.
Give me your hand.
Giving you the best you ever had, babe
Go in there and make her smile, that's all you've got to do.
Go on, make some money. Give him a locker key.
Good job. I'll take it from here. Caroline...
Good night.
Good. No, don't get shy on me. I want to hear you say it.
Grandma independent She don't need your help
Guess you could say that. You know, back in the day...
Hard all at the same time.
Has a way of helping you sort out your own shit.
Have a little bit of yes with a little bit of no.
Have it your way
He fucking bailed on us. He took the Kid.
He has hooked up with the devil himself...
He was nice and married and all of that.
He's been gone a little while, but he's back.
He's gone, bro.
Heh. Things are good, man. Really good. The business is crushing it.
Hello, beautiful.
Hello?
Help me get away from myself
Help me I've got no soul to sell
Help me The only thing that works for me
Help me...
Here. And she loves couponing and NASCAR.
Hey, baby
Hey, Mike, any word on that thing we talked about?
Hey, Toby.
Hey! How are you?
Hey. How you been?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Holy fucking shit. Heh.
Holy shit!
Honestly, with this E.P. coming out, it's...
Honey, you know how this works. You're not special.
HOST: Bonjour, lovelies.
Hot stuff
How a good woman should be sexed?
How a good woman talks?
How about we start with wine and end with shine?
How are all y'all nasty motherfuckers doing out there tonight?
How are you going to expect your lady to trim the hedges, if you're not willing to...
How do y'all know my daughter?
How does it feel, baby?
How does it feel, baby?
How does it feel, baby? Yeah
How does it feel?
How does it How does it
How have I known you this long and I don't know that you were in Desert Storm?
How y'all ladies doing here tonight? Heh heh.
I am great. I'm a little confused, because Dallas didn't let me know y'all were coming.
I am so thankful we are all here together on this last ride.
I am... I am...
I bet you can go in there right now and fucking make her day.
I bet you can go in there right now and fucking make her day.
I can provide
I changed my mind.
I could **** you all the time...
I didn't call to fuck with you. I called because I missed you, man.
I didn't pick it. Dallas did.
I don't even know how to put it into words.
I don't ever wanna come out
I don't know if it's about New York, but I intuit it might be...
I don't know what to say to him.
I don't know, I just thought it could be fun.
I don't know, we're going to have one crazy night to put this to bed and...
I don't know.
I don't know. How am I supposed to remember that?
I don't know. It's smack dab on our way. Maybe it was meant to be.
I don't think we have anything to say to one another.
I even did the proposal on the beach with bacon...
I fucked Bella!
I got a little treat for y'all tonight.
I got signed by an agent, booked a couple regional commercial spots.
I got some real bad news about Dallas.
I guess you could say that we had a thing.
I had my life all planned out with her. All right? It was all perfectly set up.
I had one today. So I need your help.
I have a three day max growth rule.
I have Andre over here to take care of you. He'll take you wherever you want to go.
I heard you real grown with it. Come here.
I hit you like what you sayin'
I just feel like I got a lot of the negativity out.
I just hit her with her favorite flavor, baby, and we're living large.
I just need you to know how much I love you.
I just want to be your man
I just want to stay authentic.
I knew enough. I knew he liked it when I put my fing...
I know it crushes, but do you like it? Do you play it when you're not onstage?
I know that your body's been drowsed
I know we wish it was us tonight, but it's her.
I know what was up Mrs. Davidson!
I like that.
I lost my virginity to him when I was 17, and that was that.
I love it!
I love that song.
I love you guys. I... Look.
I missed you so much, man.
I need you to help me...
I need you. I need you.
I promise that you won't want to get off
I put them together in one package, like a pack of gum. Sell it at a gas station.
I sang in Dream Along With Mickey at Disney World from '03 to '05.
I see me a beauty queen right here.
I started out as the Donald Duck understudy, but I was playing Mickey by my second year.
I think I wanna marry you
I think I wanna marry you
I think I've had as good a run as anybody.
I think we can afford it. I don't know about the paint job.
I thought you were supposed to be in New York, by the way.
I used to dance here, before it was this.
I wanna hear you scream my name...
I wanna know How does it feel, baby?
I wanna know How does it feel?
I wanna make your dreams come true
I want it that way
I want it that way
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you...
I want to hear you say that. I am not a fireman.
I was there, but in drag. You wouldn't have recognized me.
I wish we had known you guys back in our day, you know?
I would actually love to do that.
I would take a pack of Oreos over that bullshit any day of the week.
I'll clean up the nonbiodegradables.
I'll do it. I got it.
I'll have you spending all you got
I'll let you lick the lollipop
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'm a eat it up, beat it up Till you holler out truce
I'm a...
I'm an idiot. I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm findin' it hard to believe We're in heaven
I'm goddamned if I'll let my last memory of this business be getting laid off.
I'm gon' make you feel it
I'm gon' make you feel it
I'm gon' make you feel it
I'm gonna need some crowd participation on this one, so just follow my lead.
I'm just glad you're back.
I'm looking at your backside I'm trying to stay patient
I'm Mike. This is Tito, Ken, Richie...
I'm not from Orlando. I don't give a shit.
I'm not just talking about the paint job. I'm not talking about this vessel.
I'm positive. She said it, and I got the text.
I'm real set. My agent's got me doing YouTube videos now.
I'm so happy for you.
I'm so sorry, man.
I'm talking about what's inside you.
I'm trying. I put it up online.
I've got four...
I've missed you so much. I know we're rolling face right now, but...
If I could make you mine Oh, I'd treat you so special
If I could stop by and borrow a cup of brown sugar.
If that's true, I will whip it out and start peeing on whatever you tell me to pee on...
If you ain't ready to bring it old school this weekend...
If you can't do that, no one can, and I'll go back and do the old routines.
If you don't want to talk about it...
If you get a feeling
If you want, on the way back down, I'll go over everything you got.
If you're horny, let's do it
If you're not gonna take our word for it, we just gonna show you. Okay?
Ignition.
Illuminated exit signs to your left and your right.
In the hallway Making love away beside the stairs
In the Roman Empire, as long as you paid the emperor your taxes...
Is an excuse for us to try to put this shit between us to bed.
Is making an appearance on this stage after a little while away.
Is Richie gonna cry because life isn't exactly the way he wants it right now?
Is this, uh, how the whole trip is going to be?
It isn't too hard to see
It was my grandmother's.
It won't be original, but I can get it close.
It's a long, long story, but, uh...
It's a man I knew...
It's a sign.
It's awesome.
It's been the year of the horrible idea, man.
It's just got to come from in here. You just have to be you. I know so.
It's low hanging fruit. I can't help myself.
It's not about how we go out there and do it, it's about getting to do it together speech...
It's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?
It's not okay, but someone should've told me.
It's okay, you can touch.
It's our last fucking ride. I'm outta here.
It's what's left of the Kings of Tampa.
It's Zoe, by the way.
Julia and I are trying to lure Mae and Diana over to the dark side.
Just because you made up some of your own routines...
Just got to find the right lady.
Just never came up.
Just on the road again.
Just passing through on our way to Myrtle Beach.
Just so you know, I got out on my own accord three years ago.
Just wait until you see what we got coming up.
Keep going till you hit the spot
Ken is a budding actor and, uh...
KEN: Do you feel good?
KEN: Give me your hands, man.
KEN: He's not showing you how beautiful you are.
KEN: I...
KEN: Is everybody okay?
KEN: Tell him what your fantasy is. And make sure he does it with the lights on.
KEN: You know that, right?
Ketchup and mustard?
King Ken!
Let it rain, let it rain
Let me take off your clothes And now
Let's fucking do this.
Level 3 Reiki healer.
Liftoff in five, four, three, two, one...
Look at these guys. What are they going to do after this?
Look at you! You're a fucking Greek god.
Look, I don't know, me and you, we haven't really...
Look, I don't normally trust a cookie guy...
Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. It's not gonna be easy.
Look, we'll get another M.C. Right, Tobias?
Look, we'll pick him up on the way home. All we got to do is get a rental car.
Looking for a partner
Looks like somebody hooked up with a trust fund baby!
MAE: I don't think Hank can do that.
MAE: Oh, thank you.
Magic. Magic Mike.
Magical little dancer.
Make a decision of whether I should leave that ghost in his grave...
Make me feel like you ain't ever had it
Make sure you see sound and lighting. They'll hook you up.
Make that thing clap That's a standing ovation
Male entertainer.
Male entertainer. You can do it. Now go do it!
Malik, I'm sorry for the surprise, but a ghost is a ghost.
Malik?
MAN [SINGING]: Cookie, cookie, cookie, I'm a cookie monster
MAN [SINGING]: I'm gon' make you feel it...
MAN [SINGING]: I'm just a bachelor
MAN [SINGING]: It's a beautiful night
MAN [SINGING]: So seductive
MAN [SINGING]: You let me violate you
MAN 1 [SINGING]: Yeah
MAN 2: But we
Man, I thought I'd hate it.
MAN: Come on, baby! Woo hoo!
MAN: Face time on the go
MAN: You can have it your way
Maybe it's me, I don't know.
Maybe you'll learn a little something.
Megan! It's Tito! Hey!
Megan?
Megan?
Mike, what makes you think you can come up in here after all this time...
MIKE: Aw.
MIKE: Hmm?
MIKE: I got arms. I'll help.
MIKE: I see somebody got their smile back!
MIKE: Paris?
MIKE: Ready? One, two, three.
MIKE: That's it.
MIKE: You realize we'll be useless in an hour.
Mike?
Mm hm.
Mm hm. We, uh...
Mm.
Mm. Any God worth believing in certainly sends you dudes in thongs when in need.
Mmm, then you've already got me Right where you want me, baby
Mmm.
Mom, they're not here for that. They're just friends.
Mom, you don't know that.
Mom! I don't want to hear that.
Morning, gorgeous.
My bed could be your stage And I'm a make you a star
My daughter and her friends are outside.
My God, I don't think I've ever had a real live stripper in my house before.
My meditation was really clear this morning.
My pupils bugging out?
My queens, gather.
My saddle's waiting
NANCY: Come on. Never once?
NANCY: Enough with that fucking language!
NANCY: Now that makes sense.
NANCY: The boys are just about to tell us what they do for a living.
NANCY: You are missing out on some husband tales in here.
Narcissus is taking pics of his eyebrows.
Never.
New stuff.
New York this time.
Next!
Nice callback, Clitoria.
No one will know
No, I don't think that's going to actually happen.
No, I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to see...
No, I'm a cookie guy.
No, I'm not fucking okay! I'm not okay at all!
No, no, no. Now! It's over. History!
No, no! Don't you worry, I got this. I'll reload, Nancy.
No, we're not members.
No.
No. Look, I know.
No. We got a tsunami of dollar bills to get to, daddy.
Not saying that at all.
Now I feel like it's full again.
Now nothin' can take you away from me
Now, I know this is not a competition...
Now, ladies, do you mind if I refer to you all as queens?
Now, with that being said...
Of course not.
Offered me a job right there on the spot as his assistant.
Oh, baby! It's time.
Oh, damn, look at you. I hate to be rude, but...
Oh, God, I just love this fucking night!
Oh, God.
Oh, let me guess! Mr. Crocodile Dundee done did a little Houdini act?
Oh, Men of Steel in the Twilight routine!
Oh, my God, just look at you. You are just perfect.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no. I'm keeping it real with you, ladies.
Oh, okay, Mr. CEO.
Oh, shit, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Hey, we got a man down!
Oh, that was hot! Can I hear y'all say hot?
Oh, wait, is that not where we are? Whoa.
Oh, yeah. What are we?
Oh, you do not have it.
Oh, you're having a party. We'll just go out. Megan is back this way?
Oh. This is a horrible idea. But you can't take it back now.
Okay, baby. Just get anything that looks expensive.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
On the coast, and we ballin' Back and forth like it's ping pong
One day I heard an ad on the radio looking for dancers.
One of my all time favorites...
Ooh, doing drag queen stuff.
Ooh. Boom.
Or ex husband tales.
Or give him an opportunity to be resurrected.
Or is it this dancing juice?
Or she just knows that some asshole in Miami...
Other than being onstage.
Out with the past. I never wanted to be in the Navy!
Own it.
People that love me.
Pick you up around 8 I can come and get you
Please spare us the fucking Gandhi routine right now!
Present.
Presented itself as an interesting opportunity for us to...
Prune the tree?
Pure and sweet...
Queens, ain't she beautiful?
Quit that proper shit!
Racist.
Ravage me! Please! What?
Read my fangs. Let her make her own decisions.
Really, I've got it. Thanks, though.
Reserrection!
Richie, what are you? You're not a fireman.
RICHIE: Holy shit, what the fuck are you doing here?
RICHIE: We got a couple days to perfect that. Uh...
RICHIE: Yeah.
Richie? Done!
Ride it, my pony
Right?
Right? My buddy Martin hooked me up with his uncle's old roach coach.
Rocks your fucking socks off!
Rome and I met each other at a very interesting time in our lives and...
Rome likes to stay in her castle. That's why she built it.
ROME: Hey, gorgeous.
ROME: Hey! Hold that up!
ROME: I don't know about you, queens...
ROME: Marry me!
ROME: Now, queens, wasn't that a tasty treat?
ROME: Okay.
ROME: So they said, Mike Lane and company.
ROME: Thank you.
Sadly, I was too naive to recognize that he was a gay man.
Save some of it, though, because you and I are going to untie that sailboat...
See? I need a tweeze right there.
Seriously, it is that obvious. What's up?
She didn't care what shape I brought it back in, as long as I brought it back.
She gave me dome from the distance
She just might know that...
She love to climb on top But she love to walk off limping...
She said if I had reason to call before it faded, then maybe it was meant to be.
She texted me the address. I'll tell you when we get closer.
She wanted something else.
She's the lucky one. She's the lucky one!
Shit.
Shots of Patrón
Sit your ass down.
Sitting here flossing
So I came on this trip with you fucks to just try to get on with it.
So I'll be damned if I'll just let it end right here and now.
So I'm getting on 95 North, right?
So I'm your friend now?
So if beauty is something you really wish to behold...
So if you ain't on birth control, we have...
So if you need any work done, uh...
So is she going to come help us, or what?
So it's a subscription based pleasure that you're selling?
So please do not make me give the whole:
So seeing as though you are leaving again...
So you and your friends, uh, frequent drag shows, do you?
So you got a spot for us?
So you think it's okay to have me wait for you for two hours.
So, what did you do, turn this place into some sort of country club?
So, what do y'all do?
So...
Some asshole in Miami stole your smile, and you need it back.
Some might know him...
Someone who knows how to ride
Something old and expensive. To fit in upstairs.
Stand up.
Stretching you out like you are elastic
Stripper Pissing on Beach in Contemplative Pose could sell for thousands one day.
Strong woman.
Talk to him. If he won't worship you, there's a lot of guys out there who will.
TARZAN: It is, man.
TARZAN: Well, you know, Nancy, that plays both ways.
Tarzan.
Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why I never wanna hear you say
Tell me why I never wanna hear you say...
Tell me, do you wanna be bad
Tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe
Thank you, Octavius.
Thank you, Richie.
Thanks, brother.
That ain't on birth control?
That beautiful nice lady was the glass slipper?
That fucking sucks. I'm sorry.
That girl looks like she never smiled in her entire life.
That hole is never going to be filled.
That I just gave you.
That I want it that way
That is our energies, man. We are connected.
That ship fucking sailed.
That shit itched. Boom!
That was a brilliant idea, throwing the costumes out the window? Stupid!
That was awesome.
That was insane tonight, man.
That would be great.
That...? Yeah.
That's a money spot. I expect y'all to make some money in that spot.
That's a nice Southern welcome.
That's all.
That's cool. Did he offer a place for you to stay as well...
That's good.
That's good. I'm happy you feel lighter.
That's the energy I'm talking about right there.
That's unfortunate for you.
That's valid.
That's what I thought.
That's why I moved down to Florida back in the day, to do music stuff.
That's why the name feel funny in your mouth You don't believe it, but I can see it
The absolutely adorable...
The convention?
The fireworks are about to go off in there. This isn't concerning at all.
The one desire
The things I will do to you...
The way you body's bouncing up and down
Then that's your goal. That is your goal.
There was a giant hole inside of me created when you left.
There was only you and me
There you go.
There's a nice, juicy horrible idea for you.
There's one in Ohio, dude.
There's some law of attraction going on here.
These girls have to deal with men in their lives every day who...
These two don't need an introduction.
They ain't ready for us.
They all look the same to me.
They don't even ask them what they want!
Think about that.
Think I'm gonna need another mat, babe
This fucking sucks.
This girl taught me everything I know.
This is another horrible idea, but...
This is the comedown from the Molly. Get a grip.
This love of mine Could never let go
This love of mine Will never let go
This shit is history. Gone. We've got to get rid of it.
This trip's over!
This was, uh... This was fun. Whatever, I guess, that this was.
Tito here is into yogurt.
TITO: First time you backflipped off that balcony in the middle of the night.
TITO: It smells good.
TITO: Oh, shit.
TITO: That's sick, man.
TITO: They left about an hour ago.
TITO: Yes, on my mother's side.
Tito!
To deal with these grown ass men coming to the stage.
To entertain your beautiful selves. Here they are.
To me, baby?
To play the field.
To see me about that bullshit convention?
To that island. I know what I would do.
To water that bunch. So I don't know...
Toby! Throw it back here, brother. We need you.
Took a look at my photos and said I had an eye.
TORI: Um, they already have that shit, bitch.
Turn around, poke it out so I can grab it
Two beautiful daughters...
Ugh. Here's a whopper for you.
Uh, is Rome in tonight?
Uh... Mm.
Uh... Yeah. Look, it's a...
Um, she was the first female, black grocery owner in the state.
Um, this might be God's way of giving you a second chance at Myrtle Beach.
Ungh.
Use the Force, Nance.
Wait, were you there?
Wanna know how I get down? Wanna know how I get down?
Wanna know how I get down? Wanna know how I get down?
Was it good to you?
Was she the glass slipper?
We are gathered here in the presence of every male entertainer in the hemisphere.
We can be. We can be.
We can do this. We've got to come up with new shit, okay?
We got so many orders, I don't have enough employees.
We got some serious things to talk about right now!
We got whiskey. We got shine. Y'all get some. Ha ha.
We gotta sync this up.
We have got to get a retail space.
We just met her in Jacksonville at a...
We used to listen to that song Heaven.
We were near Savannah.
We'll go through it.
We'll hit them with Raining Men right after.
We're exactly where we're supposed to be. All right?
We're from Miami.
We're gonna kill on the strip in Myrtle. This is gonna kill.
We're gonna see if he's still got some magic in that Mike.
We're healers, man.
We're in heaven
We're like healers or something.
We're looking for something dumb to do
We're not gotta need a rental car, I don't think.
We're strippers. We're strippers.
We've been down that road before
Well, Hank and I have never had sex with the lights on.
Well, I know a little chapel...
Well, I, um...
Well, I'd say it's still your day, ma'am.
Well, I'm Nancy.
Well, it shows. I've never seen anything like that.
Well, without further ado, we have our first king tonight.
Well...
What are we looking for?
What are you?
What are your names?
What brings you to Domina? Other than the obvious.
What can I say? I like cake.
What did she do?
What exactly are you doing out of it, though?
What happens on that island?
What was that? Y'all used to dance together?
What you want? You want red? You want white?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Yeah.
What's the plan now?
What's your name?
Whatever. I'm the one who told you coming with us was a horrible idea.
When I started this, I thought...
When shit's not going your way, getting a little crazy with some random friends...
When you go out on the weekend?
When you say
When you're lyin' here in my arms
Where is your yogurt now, man? I'm starving.
Who are you?
Who cares if we're trashed Got a pocket full of cash we can blow

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