Sweet Home Alabama (2002) Edit

A bill of divorcement?

A couple more days won't kill her. Unfortunately.

A lot of people are expecting us to get married in the city.

A plantation by any other name is just a farm.

About a game of post office we played.

About a year after you left.

About your wedding.

Actually, I'm hoping to surprise Melanie.

Actually, it's mine. Bergdorf just picked it up.

Actually, that's probably not true.

After you.

All they managed to do was blow 'em sky high for a few seconds.

All those electoral votes.

Alright, stand right here.

Alright!

Am I missing something?

And all of a sudden, I just needed a different life.

And he adores you.

And he's quite a catch.

And how does Miss Alabama plan to accommodate 500 people?

And I commend her for making something of herself.

And I never really got it back.

And I read about it with 1 2 million other people.

And I think I should do it alone.

And I'd like nothing better than to piss you off!

And I'm happy. Really.

And I'm in politics!

And into the bank.

And my dad. You already met him.

And no more Melanie corndog.

And over here, we have the...

And she'd like nothing better than a big, snazzy New York wedding.

And somebody loves me and I love him.

And the Golden Cherry Motel, where we will be.

And then I just left you.

And this is our home. This is where I grew up.

And this is our home. This is where I grew up.

And watch me teach Jake here how to lose at pool.

And where are them magnets I had over here?

And you shouldn't want to marry me.

And you've done real well for yourself.

Andrew Hennings.

Andrew Hennings. You must be...

Andrew, I. . .

Andrew, wait! Wait!

Andrew?

Andrew.

Anybody here recognise that name?

Anybody seen Earl Smooter?

Anybody think of anything in here that might bother Bobby Ray?

Anyway, spoiled is in the eye of the beholder.

Apparently, you and I are still hitched.

Are we talking about the same girl?

Are you clairvoyant now?

Are you moving?

Are you sure? I mean, are you really sure?

Are you tired? Maybe it's the way you're wearing your hair now.

Aren't you the Lord of the Dance?

Assume away.

At least I'm doing something. So what if you can't play football?

Barry Lowenstein, New York Post.

Batten down the hatches, boys!

Battlefield?

Because you lose personal contact with customers.

Bobby Ray!

Bobby Ray?

Bobby Ray. . .

Bonne chance.

Both.

Boy. I bet you slid down this bannister a time or two.

Bryant, where is he?

But admit it. I was right.

But Clinton would kill me if I spent 30 bucks on a sweater thing.

But I read about yours on the internet.

But I think a nice quiet country wedding is just the ticket.

But I think that these almost ruined ones

But it does roll off the tongue a little sweeter.

But sometimes you are too much like your daddy.

But that's just pillow talk.

But then I come down here and this fits too.

But you can't manage to visit your daughter.

But you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

But you still love him?

But you're right.

But, darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as our money.

By ghosts of...

Bye.

Can he swim?

Careful. You just smashed the state bird of Alabama.

Charles Carmichael, in 1 853.

Christ Almighty, Daddy, how will I explain you in New York City?

Clinton has got two left feet.

Clinton's breath?

Come here. Come on.

Come on, Bobby Ray, you got it.

Come on, boy, get in here.

Come on, Bryant. Let's. . .

Come on, I was just kidding.

Come on, Jake, slow down.

Come on, Mel! Get out here!

Come on, Mel. We were your friends too.

Come on, stay.

Come on.

Come on. Bryant, come on.

Come on. I'll give you a ride up there.

Come on. Let's go to the roadhouse.

Come right on then. I've got some fried pickles, hot out of the grease.

Come to Momma, sugar.

Competition? Please! Our designs are pearls.

Cos I felt...

Cos people still see him, scorched tail and all.

Cos you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch

Could we try to keep this as civilised as possible?

Cut the shit. Where's my stuff?

Daddy, no!

Daddy?

Damn reporters.

Damn reporters.

Dang Confederate buttons!

Darling?

Deep South Glass.

Did the Piggly Wiggly run out of soap?

Did they kill Badgley Mischka.

Did you know there's a world out there

Divorce, my ass.

Do me a favour. Follow us home.

Do we know...

Do you have the Carmichaels' number down there in Greenville?

Do you know Bobby Ray Bailey's address?

Do you need any help?

Do you want to be humiliated in front of all your friends?

Does anybody have a pen?

Dogs don't know anything about that, do they, though?

Don't blow this one, OK? Alright, baby?

Don't get me started on things I don't understand.

Don't honey me, honey!

Don't I get a smile? I know you got one in there.

Don't see the likes of you round these here parts.

Dorothea, I'm going to take my lunch.

Dorothea? My God, you've. . .

Drive over and see 'em, then maybe we'll talk.

Drive that pretty face over here and give me a hug.

Earl Smooter.

Earl Smooter. Glad to meet you.

Earl, Pearl, if you folks could take care of the rehearsal dinner,

Easy for you to say. I don't have thick Hennings skin.

Even if he is a Yankee, at least he's sober.

Evening, Earl.

Evening, Jake.

Ever wonder what would have happened if we hadn't got pregnant?

Every childhood memory I have has you two in it.

Everybody.

Excuse me.

Family. It's great to meet you both.

Fine!

Fine! Have it your way, you stubborn ass!

Fine.

For Christmas? Are you on some sort of medication?

For God's sakes, Melanie, I thought you took care of this.

For good reason.

For somebody who's been holding onto something so hard,

For whoever dumped your momma's tractor in the fish pond?

Fortunately, nobody was hurt, except maybe the cat.

Frederick, why are you here? You're the competition.

From what I hear, y'all are still married.

Get here! Get back here!

Get out before you make me cry.

Get your butt back in that car,

Get your hands off me!

Give this lady whatever she wants! I'll catch up with you later.

Go ahead and spend your money.

Go back to your double wide and fry something.

Go home.

Go on.

God knows I do. And only He knows why.

God, honey, I needed that almost as much as I need you.

God! Bobby Ray! You sure know how to make a girl blush.

Good afternoon.

Good land of the living, you are skin and bones.

Good Lord, that is the sweetest thing.

Goodnight, darling.

Grandpa!

Guys, let's play some pool.

Happy couples don't sell.

Have you told your mother you're engaged?

He asked me to go to Ireland for Christmas.

He billed me every time you sent these back.

He can give you a life that we never dreamed of.

He did. You didn't.

He didn't hit you, did he?

He died. You weren't here.

He does, doesn't he?

He don't know I know. But Clinton let it slip once.

He needed to conquer the world first. He's been trying ever since.

He never could get his balls in the right pocket.

He probably wriggled loose from the explosive

He proposed and I think I loved him, despite his billions.

He realised straight off he'd need more than an apology to win you back.

He was one hell of a good dog.

He was still drunk from the night before.

He's about to surrender!

He's going to ask you a lot more than that.

He's hurt from breaking up with. . . Who was it?

He's loud, but he don't bite. Shut up, hound

He's pretty good. It might be you.

He's really a great guy.

Heck! How many times does your only daughter get married?

Hell, I got three more at home.

Hello, New York City.

Hello? Hello?

Hello.

Her cousin.

Her daddy's in cotton and all that that implies.

Her high school?

Here are your tickets.

Here we go.

Here?

Hey there, boy.

Hey, darling. I thought that was you.

Hey, Eldon. Are you hungry?

Hey, genius.

Hey, Jake.

Hey, Momma.

Hey, Momma.

Hey, y'all, look who I found walking down 958.

Hi, Eugene.

Hi, honey.

Hi.

Hi.

His meeting's running late. He told me to take you inside.

History's history. No use sweeping it under the rug.

Hold on.

Hold onto your drink, Kate.

Hold your fire, sir.

Hold your questions until after the presentation.

Holy shit! What happened to the stove?

Honey, just cos I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.

Honey, there's a rose for every moment I thought of you last night.

Honey, those people are the only family you got.

Honey, why don't you get us a couple of drinks?

Honey, you drink that from the top.

Honey, you've had enough.

Honey!

Hot damn, girl, do we miss you around here.

Hot damn!

Hot dog, Jake, look at the size of that thing!

How can I help you?

How long does a contested divorce take?

How old is this place?

How sweet. I can see where your daughter gets her taste.

How's your leg?

Hurry up.

I ...

I ... I tried to call you a couple of times.

I ain't as clumsy as I look. She just can't keep time.

I almost bought that exact same top the other day.

I am better than them! And you stole my pen.

I am so proud of you.

I bet you sat there wondering what you'd done wrong.

I bet your folks don't know you're here.

I call people while I'm doing the dishes or shelling peas.

I can't afford me, much less some high maintenance babe.

I can't believe you kept this all these years.

I can't believe you still wear that same stupid hat.

I can't control her any more than I can control the weather.

I can't do anything. The law is the law.

I can't find the fuse!

I can't wait to see my mother's face.

I can't wait to see you. Goodbye.

I can't. I'm in Alabama.

I could use a Melanie sandwich!

I couldn't put one foot in front of the other.

I design clothes now.

I design them. There's a big difference.

I didn't break in. I used a key. My key.

I didn't want you to end up like me! Damn it!

I don't even know what else to say but I'm sorry. I can't marry you.

I don't even think you know.

I don't know who you are but I know one thing.

I don't understand how you visit every stupid battlefield in the US

I don't want to get you in trouble with the little lady.

I fight for what I want!

I get to frisk pretty things like you and get paid for it.

I gotta get back. Are you in town for a while?

I guess I figured if I was pointing at you then.. .

I guess I wouldn't blame you.

I guess the date's over?

I guess we all have our secrets, Bobby Ray.

I had a dream about it the other night.

I had no idea. Isn't that something?

I had the sweetest chat with Wade's mom about her tractor.

I have changed. I don't even know that girl any more.

I have had enough.

I have never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful.

I have ten of these, then it's gone.

I have to call you back.

I hear your new line is good.

I heard it at Joe and Merlene's house.

I hope not. I'm just hitting the bank.

I just came out here to say thank you.

I just feel like I should probably tell them in person.

I just guess Mother Nature knew better.

I just remembered I got myself a hot date.

I just think that you deserve better, that's all.

I just. .. Please!

I know about the cocks in your henhouse.

I know but I haven't seen my folks in about seven years.

I know he's the son you never had but I'm your daughter.

I know you're thinking I spoiled things good this time.

I know.

I know. And they will love you. Eventually.

I like what you did, though.

I liked her better when she was crazy.

I love her, Mom.

I love this. Stella McCartney's gonna kill herself.

I mean, how do you people live like this?

I mean, isn't that quite the deal?

I met somebody.

I missed you. But at this range, my aim is bound to improve.

I need a withdrawal from my. . .

I never ask a question I don't know the answer to.

I never meant to hurt you or anybody else for that matter.

I never understood that expression, but no, I'm not shitting you.

I picked up New York magazine. And I quote,

I planned this for weeks. This thing tonight is perfect.

I plead the Fifth.

I promise.

I put the money back.

I realised my head and my heart were saying two different things.

I remember thinking, Preacher, hurry up before he changes his mind.

I remember you just fine. You used to steal catfish from my pond.

I saw him first.

I saw poor Fuzz the other day.

I see those big thunderheads rolling in.. .

I see those big thunderheads rolling in.. .

I see your priorities. Jake, jail and then home.

I stumbled across a few things today.

I suggest they drive through Brooklyn.

I sure hope this weather cooperates.

I think he's already taken.

I think we could cover that.

I thought I should introduce myself.

I thought I'd surprise you.

I thought that baby would be an adventure.

I thought you'd be halfway to New York by now.

I told him it was my fault.

I told you time and time again, it just didn't suit.

I tried to get a new bed but have you been to the Sit 'n Sleep lately?

I want to show you something.

I was hoping to interview you and your family.

I was so ashamed.

I was thinking maybe we could have the wedding here.

I was thinking maybe. . .

I went to the reception with puke down my dress

I will not allow the future president of the United States

I won't let some girl talk you into getting married. . .

I would be too if Women's Wear Daily called me less than mediocre.

I'd forgotten how beautiful this place was.

I'd have come sooner if I'd known you were sick.

I'd like to meet them first.

I'd really like to take care of the rest.

I'll assume that's a rhetorical question.

I'll have a Grey Goose martini, two olives, dirty.

I'll have to order something from New York.

I'll see you at the show. It's gonna be great. I love you.

I'll tell you, it's definitely another world down here.

I'm Andrew Hennings, Melanie's fiance.

I'm Bobby Ray, her. . . cousin?

I'm glad you got the message.

I'm going to ask you one last time. Where is the hide a key?

I'm gonna ask you again.

I'm gonna go find me a groom!

I'm happy in New York, Jake.

I'm here to bring you in, young lady.

I'm here to see Bobby Ray.

I'm just a simple country boy.

I'm just being honest.

I'm just looking to see who makes this Deep South Glass.

I'm just saying, is all. I saw you two looking at each other.

I'm just sorry I never danced with you at our wedding.

I'm leaving. I'm marrying another man.

I'm looking at him.

I'm looking for a Melanie Carmichael.

I'm not really a watch and see kind of girl, am I, Jake?

I'm proud of you, Mel.

I'm so happy to be here. Hi, Earl.

I'm so sorry I outed you.

I'm sorry about what I said.

I'm sorry the place is such a mess, Mrs Hennings. Mayor!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I have a meeting. You enjoy it and I'll see you later.

I'm Starr.

I'm starving, Clinton.

I'm still married?

I'm sure this next one will go better for you.

I'm upset that she lied to you.

I'm your first New York friend

I've been pretty selfish lately.

I've been trying to get Earl to weed these shrubs and repaint the trim.. .

I've got a lawyer charges $350 an hour.

I've had enough fun for one night.

I've made something of myself. I have a career.

If he did, I'll take him in.

If he's alive, he's out back. Come on.

If I could say that in Italian, I would.

If I'd known company was coming, I'd have put on the dog.

If there are any skeletons in her closet, we need to know about them.

If we kept this to ourselves for a few days?

If you are still married, it's her house too.

If you don't get out. . .

If you get him to sign these, you can run me out of town.

If you're gonna repeat everything she says, get off my chair.

If you're worried about the money. ..

In honour of that act of stupidity, we recreate it for the tourists.

In my entire life,

In my hometown.

In the South, the minute the Confederacy died, it became immortal.

Ireland, honey? That's four months from now.

Is he a second cousin?

Is that a martini?

Is that a threat?

It ain't Tiffany's. But then you can't believe everything on TV.

It did inspire your identity, did it not?

It doesn't take much to forget things, does it?

It don't give me too much trouble, Miss Melanie.

It must have been amazing growing up here.

It still ain't your house. I'll have to escort you out.

It was built by my great great great grandfather.

It was just unfinished business.

It was kind of fun seeing Daddy up there surrendering.

It was part of the... Underground Railroad.

It was so loud, I couldn't hear myself think.

It won't. The press expects the Plaza in June.

It'd be nice if your wife told you where it was.

It's a big decision.

It's a lovely chair, Earl.

It's a pleasure meeting you both.

It's a pleasure meeting you both.

It's funny how they do.

It's funny how things don't work out.

It's going to be fine.

It's got a little alligator on top.

It's hot. Don't touch it.

It's just nerves. You're doing the right thing.

It's like a religion.

It's like the first ant at a picnic.

It's not about the money, Andrew. Not down here.

It's not like Jake's the only one you run out on.

It's supposed to be a big one.

It's supposed to be the easiest one you make.

It's what happens to sand when it struck by lightning.

Jake and his big fat mouth. It was just a misunderstanding.

Jake Perry, I'm ten years old. I got too much to live for.

Jake tell you he's thinking of getting one?

Jake, I can't do this.

Jake, I mean it. The joke's over.

Jake, when was the last time you pushed me around the dance floor?

Jake!

Jake!

Jake's doing alright. Boy's going places.

Jesus! Whatever happened to responsible journalism?

Joint chequing are flashing in your head right now.

Just a guess but I think the words

Keep your nose out of my life. Deal?

Laugh now, tomorrow it could be us.

Laugh now. But if this gets out...

Leaving. You should recognise the gesture.

Let him go!

Let me get you those tickets.

Let me try and explain myself.

Let's drive to Fairview and bowl a few frames.

Let's finish this. I've got a plane to catch.

Let's go. Line up. OK, don't smile. No smiles, just smirks.

Let's leave this lady alone.

Let's not let all the bought air out.

Let's show some respect, folks.

Lie down.

Life.

Lightning bugs. Only you.

Lightning never strikes the same place twice.

Like Eldon here.

Like I could tip a cow by myself.

Like that wedding I paid for.

Like these plums.

Like you're going places. I am, as soon as I get my keys.

Listen, Pearl, go easy on her. We don't want another seven years.

Listen, why don't you just kiss my.. .

Lite beer. Less calories.

Look at them two, welded together.

Look at these.

Look at this.

Look at you, all fancy, like you stepped out of a magazine.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Look where it got me.

Look who I found by the parking lot, hesitant to join us.

Look, it's even got these idiot proof tabs to make it easy.

Look, Jake. . .

Look, Mel, I really don't care what happened down here.

Look, Mel, I signed your papers.

Looking good. How's the family?

Lord love a duck!

Lord, listen to that accent.

Make sure they don't know where the spare key is.

Maybe because you're. . .

Maybe he loves her?

Maybe I am. So? I don't ask about your boyfriend.

Maybe I can just fly south for the winter.

Maybe they'll disappear in a pothole.

Maybe you and I had our chance.

Maybe you want to know what's new with me.

Mel couldn't bear the thought of that.

Mel wants to know where she can find some of that snooty falooty glass.

Mel, I'll have to meet them eventually.

Mel, it'll come out sooner or later.

Mel, you know what?

Mel?

Melanie is wearing a skating rink on an important finger.

Melanie said something about visiting her daddy up at the battlefield.

Melanie Smooter.

Melanie Smooter.

Melanie, is that you? It's so late. Are you alright?

Melanie!

Melanie?

Melanie? Don't move!

Mind if I join you?

Mind if my lawyer looks at these?

Miss Carmichael was showing me around the plantation.

Miss Carmichael, won't you come in?

Miss Melanie forgot her manners. I'm Bobby Ray.

Momma, I can't help how Jake feels about me. He's done nothing wrong.

Momma...

More than you make in a month. Sign the damn papers!

Most people don't know lightning does that to sand.

Mr Buford, he signed the papers. What are you doing here?

Mr Buford?

Mr Lowenstein is writing a piece on the family,

Mr. Buford, I don't have 1 8 months. I don't have 1 8 days.

Mr. Buford. . .

Must be exhausting.

Must you control everything?

My approval rating went up two points.

My baby girl has finally come home. Earl, she's in town.

My whole heart.

Nah, but thanks for stopping by.

Nah.

Never heard of her!

Nice dress. Where's your husband?

Nice to see you got your accent back.

No complaints.

No more Melanie sandwich, no more Melanie taco,

No one can change my mind about this.

No shit.

No wonder we lost the war.

No, don't you dare!

No, no. It's Kate.

No, Wade. Jake's never hit me.

No, you don't. And that is what I love about you.

No, you won't answer, or you won't marry me?

No!

No! Not like old times, alright? Times have changed.

No. I mean, yes, I do. Mind. They're not here.

No. No, you don't.

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten years old.

Nobody talks to my momma like that!

Not better, not worse, just different.

Not me and her us, you and I us.

Not really.

Not that way, you don't. Come on!

Not today, you don't. Trooper.

Not us, you. I just make the coffee.

Not you, not the media, not anyone.

Nothing comes between me and my protegee.

Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure I heard that.

Now watch this.

Now what would B Ray do in a gay bar?

Now you're my steel magnolia, with her very own show.

Now, sit your bony ass down

Obviously not.

Oh, boy. Am I glad to see you.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Melanie!

Oh, my God! The next big one?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my. Well, I can see why Melanie is so adorable.

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

Oh, yes. Let's.

Oh, you know. Just talking to Mel's fiance here.

Oh, you know.. .

OK, bye.

OK, don't panic. That's my job. Put her on after Anouk.

OK, go.

OK, Jake. It's you and Mel.

OK, y'all. You need to eat and be quiet. We're gonna have us a visit.

OK.

OK. Mum's the word.

OK. Shoot.

On weekends, Bobby Ray goes to the Carmichael plantation.

On weekends, Bobby Ray goes to the Carmichael plantation.

Once upon a time you were going places too.

One copy for me, one for you, one for the lawyers.

One down, seven million to go.

One man for the rest of my life? I'd bawl. Come and meet us.

One minute, you're brilliant, controlled, steadfast.

One of the big ones only cockroaches survive.

Or, Hi, honey. Looking good. How's the family?

Other than before.

Pan, it's wrong because it's on backwards.

Pearl, get us some of that baloney cake out of the icebox.

People need a passport to come down here.

People want to be me.

Places, everyone.

Please sign these so I can go home.

Please! This is classic rebound.

Praise the Lord! The South has risen again!

Right.

Right. The thing. With your mother. That's tonight.

Says who?

Secretary Hennings.

See the look on my Mom's face? I thought her head would explode.

See you later. Get some rest.

She has connections at the jail?

She has done nothing wrong.

She is not some girl. She's my fiancée, for Christ's sake.

She made her decision.

She made up her mind about me a long time ago.

She makes the best jam in three counties.

She spoke her piece and that's all there is to it.

She wanted something more humane.

She's a women's softball coach in Nashville.

Sign the papers and I'll give it back.

Since I'm marrying the mayor's son and all.

Since when does it have to be one or the other?

Sir, can we help you?

Sit down in it. Sit down.

Sit in my good chair. Your momma got me this Christmas before last.

Sit on the deck. It's nice.

Smile!

So at the risk of being rejected twice,

So did I .

So Eldon thought it'd be put in a chamber that sucks their lungs out.

So I can kiss you any time I want.

So I can kiss you anytime I want.

So if you are loving this monster... How many?

So shoplifting steaks at Winn Dixie is OK?

So there we were, sitting in Virgie's diner, feeling pretty blue,

So this is what this feels like.

So we took ol' Fuzz up there, taped him up.

So what? She was ashamed of her background.

So you have a past. I mean, who doesn't?

So, do you know Jaclyn Smith?

So, have you lovebirds set a date?

So, have you made a decision?

So, Jake are you going to divorce this girl or what?

So, what put you in jail this time?

So, who's. . . Melanie Snooter?

Society, political family, California.

Some people might call them spoiled

Some things never change.

Something's wrong here. Why would my son do this to me?

Sometimes make the sweetest jam.

Sometimes that man makes me so mad, I could wring his neck.

Son of a bitch!

Soon to be ex daughter in law.

Sorry it took me so long.

Sorry we're late.

Sorry. She grabbed my hand. What could I do?

Sources say your son's engaged to Melanie Carmichael.

Speak of the devil. Hello.

Sure I can.

Surprised?

Tabby, this is it! This is the stuff I was telling you about.

Tell her I reserved the Plaza for the second weekend in June.

Tell me what I can do to make you happy.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for the long night. I'll see you at the show.

Thanks to that Carbuncle girl.

Thanks!

Thanks.

Thanks. Saves me from bouncing a lot of cheques.

That accent of yours is a lot thicker when you're dreaming.

That cool breath of fresh air at Fashion Week

That explains some questions I had

That has nothing to do with chitlins and children or beer?

That Jaclyn Smith knows what she's doing.

That lipstick doesn't suit you. What kept you?

That vandalism at the stockyard? Totally her.

That was the night Jake got me pregnant.

That's great, thank you. Nice meeting you.

That's it, that's it.

That's it?

That's just not going to work for me.

That's my business.

That's nice. But be careful. You and I are different.

That's right, young lady. You get a second chance, so don't mess it up.

That's the thing.

That's why he kept sending the papers back.

The boy was nervous.

The call isn't the surprise. I'm in town.

The door swings both ways.

The girl I knew used to be fearless.

The girl I knew used to be fearless.

The hell you say! Let me at him.

The kind that don't live here.

The light cue is yellow. She'll look eggplant.

The money, the labels, the shoes. You're pathetic!

The next, you're throwing it away on some piece of ass.

The one with the dynamite on its back.

The press will be all over this. Take it from me.

The public likes to know I'm a mother.

The whole place is haunted.

The Yankees tried to destroy our metal forming capabilities

Them things. Russ won't get one

Then can we fix it before we all get soaked?

Then I'm afraid we can't help you.

Then insult my friends, acting like you're better than them!

There are hardly words. How do I get out?

There are several excellent choices. The Travelodge, Days Inn, Motel 6

There is a Lear jet in Mobile and I am on it.

There is a little lady?

There is a wedding in your future, whether you like it or not.

There is no listing for an Earl Carmichael in Greenville.

There's no need for name calling.

There's nothing wrong with being poor. I get elected by poor people.

There's words in there I can't even pronounce.

These things don't just happen, you know.

These were a gift. I'd rather you guys just use them.

They were blasting by the new highway,

They're out here somewhere. Watch your step.

This ain't nothing but a domestic dispute.

This certainly is a surprise, hearing from you,

This here's Barry. He's doing an article on Melanie's wedding.

This is it. Home, sweet home.

This is just as you described it.

This is my favourite room.

This is my momma.

This is one of those disasters waiting to happen.

This is the Carmichael place, isn't it?

This must be your new someone.

This one's still on the tit, so I can cart him anywhere.

This place is gorgeous and we can control the security.

This top is supposed to be neon aubergine but it's all wrong!

This.

Those are your issues, Mother, not mine.

Those who oppose your street improvement project?

To be dumped at the altar by some psycho Daisy May!