The Blues Brothers (1980) Edit

A black and white 1 974 Dodge sedan...

A gig like that, you gotta prepare the proper exploitation.

A model made before catalytic converters...

A.F.M. Shit!

Absolutely not!

Africa, Latin America...

All I'm saying is, we got to figure out...

All over the neighbourhood

All right

All right, cover all exits! Let's go! Come on! Hurry up!

All right, man!

All right!

All right.

All the things I'm missin '

All units, we have a ten seven niner.

Alleluia

Amen

An advance on your first recording session.

An employee of Ray's Music Exchange...

An organization of decent...

And catch Reverend Cleophus.

And do the bird

And don't come back...

And he showed her how to kick the gong around

And how are you going to get to work...

And I used to sing to them, just like with you.

And I?m so glad we made it

And I'll be out on the street.

And I'll make the decisions concerning my life!

And if you love him

And it's ladies? night tonight.

And Jake! Shit! The Blues Brothers!

And l need you

And l need you

And now, people

And now, people

And old friend came in from out of town!

And overlook this establishment's board of fare.

And part of Du Page County.

And remember that no matter who you are...

And show the world you love him

And some dry white toast, please.

And something warm to come to

And talk that talk

And tell the world you love him

And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.

And what you do to live and survive...

And when he does...

And whisper in my ear

And without Matt Guitar Murphy!

And you ain't playing any more two bit, sleazy dives.

And you are left there, helpless.

And you boys drank $300 worth of beer.

And you two are gonna walk right out that door...

And you're not gonna go sliding around with your white hoodlum friends.

And your name, sir?

Are waiting at the end of my ride

Are you the police?

Around midnight?

As a thief in the night!

As big as a whale

As muscle against you.

At least we got a change in clothes.

At the Country Bunker in a long time.

At the Palace Hotel ballroom, Route 16...

At the Palace Hotel ballroom.

Baby clothes.

Back at the Armada Room?

Back to that same old place

Be up in a minute.

Because it's so important to have that special somebody...

Bend over Let me see you shake your tail feather

Better take it easy 'Cause this place is hot

Blues Brothers Show Band and Revue.

Bob, about our money for tonight.

Bob, I think I've got a little problem.

Bob's Country Bunker.

Boots, black. Belt, black.

Boys, things are bad.

Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.

Boys, you in big trouble.

Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

Built in the '40s on Lake Wazapamani.

Bullshit.

But I was gonna change my mind if you keep doing things l don?t

But I was gonna change that, I'm not if you keep doing things l don't

But I'm the man and you're the woman.

But if you do, I want a taste of the gig, okay?

But Minnie had a heart

But the shing a ling's the thing tonight

But they aren't.

But they made a lot of racket at night.

But we do have a strict policy concerning handling the instruments:

But, babes! This is Jake and Elwood! The Blues Brothers!

But, I mean, how many of them visited or even wrote you?

Buy you boys a drink?

Bye.

Bye.

Can I help you?

Can't be as bad as the cabbage rolls at the Terre Haute Federal Pen.

Car 55. We're in a truck.

Car's got a lot of pick up.

Check it out!

Check that out! Let's go!

Chicken wire?

Claire, get up and turn those stage lights on and get these boys going.

Come in.

Come on Baby, don?t you wanna go

Come on home to me, baby

Come on home, babe

Come on, let's do the twist

Come on, Ray!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come over here in front of me.

Come, Elwood.

Commander advises will contact Chicago precincts...

Curtis!

Cut 'em out

Cut it out. The owners are gonna ask me to call the cops.

Departed from this life!

Did they live quietly? What were their personal habits?

Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, boy?

Didn't you get five years? No, sir, not you.

Didn't you think I could

Disco pants and haircuts.

Discos. They're all discos.

Do it right

Do it, know it, feel it

Do our regular set. First tune.

Do the fly

Do the mashed potato

Do the monkey

Do the swim

Do the twist

Do us a favour.

Do you remember Maury Sline?

Do you remember Maury Sline?

Does this phone call concern our first gig?

Don't give me the Blues Brothers

Don't talk that way around here. My old lady

Don't work out tonight for any reason...

Don't yell at me.

Don't you ever wear blue jeans or jump suits...

Down the hall. Turn right.

Elwood, we show your license currently under suspension.

Elwood, we're gone, man.

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody needs somebody

Everyday

Everything's gonna be all right.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me, sonny. I'll give this to you. You're the tallest one.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Are you the Good Ole Boys?

Excuse me. Did you see two guys...

Excuse me. I'll see if I can locate another table for you.

Excuse us.

Fifteen overcharged ounces of pure, uncompounded...

Find a place to hide I need you

First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone.

Five five.

Five grand? No problem. We'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go.

Five shrimp cocktails and some bread for my brother.

Five thousand bucks?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

For my band The Blues Brothers.

For the day of the Lord cometh...

For your dancing pleasure.

Forget it. There's no way with you guys. Forget about it.

Four fried chickens and a Coke.

Freedom

Fuck this!

Gentlemen, I'm leaving.

Genuine Rhythm and Blues Show and Revue.

Get in the car and start her up.

Get it to the County Assessor's office as soon as they open in the morning.

Get off the stage!

Get out!

Get us the hall, and I guarantee we'll pack them in for miles around.

Give him two arms to cling to

Give it a shot.

Give it a shot.

Give me a minute.

Give me some loving

Give Me Some Loving. One, two

Give us a bottle of your finest champagne...

Giving all your love

Go on! Get!

Go to hell, bastards!

Go to hell!

God dam it!

God dam it.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're glad to be here tonight.

Good evening, ladies.

Good evening. Chez Paul. Wait! Hey!

Good. Let's get to the gig.

Have I ever lied to you?

Have returned to me as two thieves...

Have you seen the light?

He gave her a home built of gold and steel

He gave her things that she was needin '

He got us some good showcases in the old days.

He got us some good showcases in the old days.

He got us the Morgan Park. He got us the Ticktock.

He opened a restaurant with his old lady on Maxwell Street...

He pulled that job to pay for the band's room service tab...

He took her down to Chinatown

He's gonna be staying with me for a few weeks.

He's got a record a mile long. And he's a Catholic.

He's on parole. You can't call the cops on him, man.

He's pullin' down six bills a week.

Hello, boys.

Hello, Elwood. Sit down. What's on your mind?

Here they are, back after their exclusive three year tour...

Here we go loop de lai

Here's 95. Thank you.

Hey, Bob, this is the band!

Hey, folks, here?s a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher

Hey, Lloyd.

Hey, man. Don't worry. We got a couple of days.

Hey, Ray. It's me. Murph, of Murph and the Magic Tones.

Hey, Sam.

Hey, wake up. It's time.

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, you guys know Minnie The Moocher?

Hey, you sleaze! My bed!

Hi, Sam.

Hi! Wanna hand me the mike?

Hi. Has my friend arrived yet? He failed to report in yesterday.

Hit it.

Hold it. Hold it. What's this?

Hold the door.

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

How much for the little girl?

How much for your wife?

How much money you got?

How we doing?

Huge! You'll see.

I beg your pardon. What did you say?

I bet those cops have got SCMODS.

I called a friend at the Motor Vehicle Department.

I can?t take it like that

I didn't even know you, you couldn't have been too much more than ten

I don't believe it! It's that shit box Dodge again.

I don't know, boys. I just don't know.

I don't see those Blues Brothers.

I don't take in boarders any more.

I don't think there's anything wrong with the action on this piano.

I don't think we know any of the songs on this list.

I don't think you guys are gonna gross dollar one.

I don't want to listen to no jive ass preacher...

I don't want trouble.

I don't want you to move from this spot.

I don't want you to move from this spot.

I feel a little sad inside

I got a couple of leads, a few phone numbers.

I got him laid. He owes me.

I gotta hit the sack.

I gotta quit.

I guess we'll have to wait.

I guess you wanna get your steel guitars and everything set up on stage.

I had a flat tyre! I didn't have money for cab fare!

I hate Illinois Nazis.

I have seen the light!

I heard a disturbing sound!

I kept asking you if we were gonna play again.

I knew a hooker once named Minnie Mazola.

I know about that stuff. I been exploited all my life.

I love that talk

I love you

I mean, look. We got an appointment to see Mr Sline tomorrow.

I mean, they smell bad.

I must now kill you and your brother.

I need you, you

I need you, you, you

I offered to help you.

I once rented some column speakers from you...

I paid 800 each not six months ago.

I picked it up at the Mount Prospect City Police Auction last spring.

I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler...

I prayed so hard for you.

I put down 1 060 West Addison.

I ran out of gas!

I really can't.

I remained celibate for you.

I remember now. I'll buy them all back for 350 apiece.

I said I was gonna make a call.

I said, when I woke up this morning...

I say this trip is nowhere, man.

I say we give the Blues Brothers just one more chance.

I say we gotta quit.

I stood at the back of a cathedral...

I sure hope this thing leads someplace.

I sure would appreciate it.

I sure would appreciate it.

I told you it'd take a little while to get there.

I took the liberty of bullshitting you. Okay?

I usually sit in the car and write it out on the glove compartment lid.

I want to buy your women.

I want to see your faces.

I will not take your filthy, stolen money!

I wish you guys would make up your mind.

I wrote Boom, Boom! I wrote Boom, Boom!

I?m Jacob Stein, American Federation of Musicians Union, Local 200.

I'd better check up, see how he's doing. I have to sign it too.

I'd like to talk to you, but we're running very late.

I'll be sent to the missions

I'll call payroll and have them get your severance pay ready.

I'll print up show bills. I'll make the place look real pretty, okay?

I'll think about it, Elwood, okay?

I'm awfully sorry, but I do have a prior dinner engagement.

I'm Bob and this here is my place.

I'm going to become a priest.

I'm gonna catch that sucker...

I'm gonna quit work in the morning, first thing.

I'm president of Clarion Records...

I'm talking about the souls of mortal men and women...

I've always loved you.

I've been sent here to see if you?re carrying your permits.

I've got to make a phone call.

I've never even heard these boys sing, all right?

If it's the last thing I ever do.

If my estimations are correct...

If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast...

If you wanna put it that way. Maury, we need this gig!

Illinois Nazis.

In Calumet City, and give the rest to the band.

In Calumet City.

In the morning

Is from our beloved, the Reverend Cleophus James!

Is it a deal?

Isopropyl butane monosulfate.

It don't take too much high IQ to see what you?re doing to me

It saddens and hurts me...

It will cause a rapid expansion.

It's almost 9:00. We've gotta go to work.

It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving them away.

It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

It's good to see you, sweetheart!

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant.

It's got cop tyres, cop suspension, cop shocks.

Jake ain't lying, though.

Jake and Elwood are donating the band's share of the door money...

Jake and Elwood.

Jake, are you all right?

Jake, are you sure this is the place?

Jake, honey.

Jake, I gotta pull over.

Just let me handle this.

Just like you.

Keep giving all the love you can

Keep them dogies rollin '

Lake Wazapamani.

Let us adjourn ourselves to the nearest table...

Let your mind go Let yourself be free

Let your mind go Let yourself be free

Let your mind go Let yourself be free

Let?s go back

Let's boogie.

Let's get something straight here.

Let's get the hell out of here.

Let's go outside. I'll buy you a cup of coffee.

Let's go way on back when

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's skate.

Like the Penguin says.

Listen, all these cops out here they're waiting for us.

Listen, let me talk to Bob, the owner.

Listen, they want us to pay for the beer we drank.

Listen, you boys heard me talk about Jake and Elwood.

Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!

Look at you in those candy ass monkey suits.

Look there, brother, baby and see what I see

Love him, please him, squeeze her, please her!

Lunch and dinner every day of the week.

Ma'am, do you have a Thomas Malone or Louis Marini living here?

Ma'am.

Mainly French cuisine.

Maintain pursuit.

Making dinner. Want some?

Man, we were so close.

Matt, what the hell is he talking about?

May I see your license, please?

Maybe you'd like a beer or something a little harder?

Me and Elwood

Me and Elwood are gonna make a break for it. You and the band keep playing.

Mr Blues is gonna fuck up.

Mr Fabulous is the top maitre d' at the Chez Paul.

Mr Fabulous, how marvellous it is to see you.

Mr Lead Foot, Mr Hot Rodder, Mr Motor Head?

Mr Man!

Murph and the Magic Tones?

Must be some kind of mistake.

My brother and I have come to dine...

My brother's writing out an American Express traveller's check...

My brother's writing out an American Express traveller's check...

My father used up his last favours with Mad Pete Trullo.

My grandmother, my father, my uncle and for the common good...

My head hurts.

My own brother picks me up in a police car.

My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.

My uncle hired the best Rumanian caterers in the state.

Naturally. And as usual, I gotta take an IOU.

Need a pencil.

Needs somebody to love

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

Nice place, huh?

Nice to see you.

Nine and nine is eighteen

No fucking way.

No problem.

No, boys.

No, I didn't. Honest!

No, I don't like it.

No, ma'am. Dry.

No, sir. Mayor Daley no longer dines here. He's dead, sir.

No, thank you, ma'am.

No, they don't got my address. I falsified my renewal.

No! The song Minnie the Moocher.

No. I'm in kind of a hurry.

No. It?s just that

Nonsense, my dear fellow.

Nope. I said we're out of gas.

Not any more. They moved out a long time ago.

Now you listen to me! I love you.

Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!

Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is the distinct pleasure of the management...

Now, may I help you?

Now, this is my man, my restaurant...

Now, you not going back on the road no more.

Occupants of vehicle.: one Joliet Jake Blues...

Of a thousand lost souls!

Of Bones Malone and Blue Lou Marini.

Of course not!

Of Europe, Scandinavia and the subcontinent.

Of Illinois' law enforcement community...

Officers are in pursuit:

Oh, be proud of him

Oh, come on home, woman

Oh, no. It was supposed to be five years.

Oh, please don't kill us!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah?

Okay, man.

Okay, you're all set.

Okay. And that's a dollar change.

Okay. I'll get you the Palace Hotel.

Okay. I'll play. You got me.

Okay. Let's do it.

Okay. What is it?

Old favourite. Rowdy Yates.

On the St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud Orphanage in Calumet City, Illinois.

One black suit jacket.

One Elwood Blues.

One great cause.

One hat.

One night only! The fabulous

One pair black suit pants.

One pair sunglasses.

One Timex digital watch, broken.

One, two, one, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

One, two. One, two, three, four.

One, two. One, two, three, four.

Or that oatmeal at the Cook County slammer.

Otherwise I gotta call Mr Ronzini at the Holiday inn to get our old gig back.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

Our what?

Palace Hotel ballroom. Tonight only.

Pardon me...

Parole, three out of five. Good behaviour.

People walking around everyday playing games and taking scores

People, when you do find that special somebody...

Pier 1 imports.

Please, have a seat.

Please, waiter?

Poor Min, poor Min

Private dining rooms are available.

Put us in the Double Up Lounge, or the Morgan Park Theatre, or the Crystal.

Rawhide

Rawhide

Rawhide Cut 'em out

Rawhide in A.

Ray, it's me. Joliet Jake.

Ray, we're here to buy stuff.

Really, Ray. It's used. There's no action left in this keyboard.

Request assistance.

Respond to signal, ten seven niner.

Rhythm and Blues Revue...

Ride 'em in

Ride 'em in, rawhide

Ride 'em in, rawhide

Right now

Rizzolo, for eight at 11:30. Thank you.

Sacred and invincible.

Say amen!

Say, how's Mrs Sline?

Scoot over, god dam it!

See if we can put your band on contract waivers for tonight.

Seeking a divine light...

Seriously, the food here is really expensive. The soup is fucking $1 0!

Shake it out, baby

Shake it, shake it, baby

Shake it, shake it, baby

She had a dream about the King of Sweden

She loved him though he was cokey

She messed around with a bloke named Smokey

She was a low down hoochie coocher

Shit, I wanna tell you, that's some of the best god dam music we've had...

Shit!

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. What's one more old ****** to the Board of Education?

Show Band and Revue.

Shut up, woman!

Sign here.

Signal ten seven niner still engaged.

Signify your feelings with every caress.

Since the beginning of time.

Singing Elmore James tunes and blowing the harp for us down here.

Singles. Mixed singles. Gay singles.

Sir, do you mind calling back in about five minutes, please?

Sir, where's the office of the assessor of Cook County?

Sir?

Sir.

Slide on down to the Triple Rock...

Sline? Booking agent? What about him?

Slithering in the mud like vermin.

So far we covered Lake, McHenry...

So for me, for my mother...

So get up on that wagon.

So I don't want to hear any more of this small change shit.

So it'll run good on regular gas.

So maybe you'd like to come by and see the show.

So why didn't you ask me, baby

So you'd better split.

So, like, we figured beer was complimentary for the band.

So, look. If your date...

So, till next time.:

Some guy left his card. Cop. Said he'd be back.

Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood!

Someone to love

Sometimes feel

Sometimes it?s hard to be a woman

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch!

Southbound on 47.

Southbound on State Highway 47.

Stand back.

Stand by your man

Stand by your man

Standard release?

Standby

State County Municipal Offender Data System.

Stay in the service of the Lord

Stein!

Step out of the car, please.

Steve The Colonel Cropper, Donald Duck Dunn...

Stop and think about it

Sugar to kiss

Sugar to kiss

Suppose we ain't got no union cards, and we go in and start playing anyway?

Sure.

Sure. I used to be head bouncer here back in the '70s.

Sweet home Chicago

Sweetheart to miss

Sweetheart to miss

Take away the very thing that kept you going in there?

Take it easy.

Take the elevator to 1102.

Talk your talk, baby

Talking to me about heaven and hell.

Tanker truck's late. Should have been here two hours ago.

Tell me a little about this electric piano.

Tell us where they are, and there'll be no trouble.

Ten hut!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I'm Murph, and these are the Magic Tones.

Thank you. That was for Wilson Pickett.

Thank you. You're marvellous.

Thanks, Marvin.

Thanks, Maury. Let's go, boys!

Thanks, Mr Mercer.

That could be a problem.

That license plate is like a rash all over the computer.

That money's got to be in the Cook County Assessor's Office within 11 days.

That Night Train's a mean wine.

That seats 5,000.

That the two young men whom I raised...

That there is a list of the songs...

That was Boom, Boom, a song that I wrote back in the '50s.

That you boys will be playing tonight.

That'll be $94.

That'll be fine, pal.

That's right. I'm Tucker McElroy, lead singer, driver of the Winnebago.

That's the best in the city of Chicago.

That's Wrigley Field.

The American Socialist White People's Party:

The archbishop wants to sell this building to the Board of Education.

The assistant warden wants this one out of the block early.

The band.

The bar lady never charged us for the first round.

The bastards are ours now!

The Blues Brothers! Shit!

The Caddy. Where's the Caddy?

The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile.

The car belongs to a known traffic menace.

The county took a tax assessment of this property last month.

The day I get out of prison...

The fabulous Blues Brothers...

The fabulous Blues Brothers...

The immortal leader of our race.

The Jew is using the black...

The light they once chose not to follow! All right!

The light was yellow, sir.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

The members of...

The next gig is gonna be dynamite!

The reason he got locked in the slam in the first place...

The sacred and ancient symbol of your race...

The salads are fine.

The show band of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues.

The swastika is calling you!

Theme from the TV show Rawhide. Thank you.

Then I said, I guess you're really up shit creek.

Then we gotta figure out some way to collect that gate money...

Then you lie to me about the band.

There ain't nothing you could ask l could answer you, but I won't

There it is!

There you go, boy.

There's a motel up on the interstate.

There's an electrical service duct behind your drummer's riser.

There's still some things that make us all the same.

These people like to dance with each other.

They all took straight jobs.

They broke my watch!

They gonna sell this place to the Board of Education...

They got your name, your address.

They still owe you money, fool!

They want $5,000.

They were good boys...

They would if they were interested in keeping the place.

They wouldn't turn you out, would they?

They'll not find because it's too late!

They're not going no place.

They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

They're not the kind of guys who write letters.

Think

Think about what you?re trying to do to me

Think about what you?re trying to do to me

Think about what you?re trying to do to me

This don't look like no expressway to me!

This is a lot bigger than any domestic problems you might be experiencing.

This is dedicated to the late, great Magic Sam.

This is glue. Strong stuff.

This is it.

This list doesn't mean anything. They?re just requests.

This money is for the year's assessment...

This place has got everything.

This place is gonna swing tonight.

This stupid car.

This, gentlemen, is the elegant abode of one Elwood Blues.

Those boys skipped out of here owing me a lot of money for beer.

Those bums won their court case so they're marching today.

Those cops took your license away.

Those lights are off on purpose.

Those lost, anguished souls roaming unseen over the earth...

Though the streams are swollen

Three fifty?

Three Orange Whips.

Through rain and wind and weather Hell bent for leather

Till then, don't you go changing.

Times have changed, you know what I mean?

To believe in the Ten Commandments...

To celebrate my early release from the service of the state.

To cover the bar tab.

To hold, kiss, miss...

To just one man

To monitor the city, county and state police on their CBs.

To obtain the seven limousines...

To raise money to help you children.

To squeeze and please!

To the bone

To the bone For deepening

To the bone Think about it right now

Tomorrow we got to get the band back together.

Tonight Jake and Elwood are going out to sing and play...

Tonight only, from Chicago...

Tonight only, the Blues Brothers...

Tonight only, the fabulous Blues Brothers...

Try not to be so negative all the time.

Twenty three dollars and seven cents.

Twisting

Two dollar cover charge only, folks!

Two hour disco swing party after this short break.

Two hundred dollars...

Two thousand for this chunk of shit?

Until you've redeemed yourselves.

Use of unnecessary violence...

Vehicle travelling southbound approaching Chicago city limits.

Wait a minute!

Wait. Let's talk outside.

Wait. Let's talk outside.

Waiter? Sir?

Waiting, in celibacy, for you...

Wake up. Let's go. It's time.

Walk your walk Talk your talk

Wants to get it over with fast.

Was for sticking up a gas station to cover you guys.

Watusi

We always knocked them dead in those joints.

We are a dance band.

We are in high speed pursuit northbound on Courtland Avenue.

We been in this car for three hours now. Where is this place?

We get some bread. Bang five thousand bucks!

We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes...

We got an understanding.

We got both kinds. We got country and western.

We got everybody except Matt Guitar Murphy and Blue Lou.

We got to move toward redemption. We got to go to church.

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

We gotta figure out something these people like, and fast!

We gotta get out with nobody seeing us. You know a back door out?

We gotta go in and visit the Penguin.

We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

We happen to make the state's best pepper steak.

We have a Dom Pignon '71 at $1 20.

We have a Dom Pignon '71 at $1 20.

We hope you'll like our show. I'm Elwood. This is my brother Jake.

We may be sucking back a few beers later on.

We need 5,000 bucks fast.

We need you and Blue Lou.

We should be very close to the Honourable Richard J. Daley Plaza.

We'd like to do a favourite of the horn section. We hope it's one of yours.

We'd like to welcome all the representatives...

We'll be all right if we can just get back on the expressway.

We'll be back with the Magic Tones for the Armada Room's...