Wanderlust (2012) Edit

A block from Joe's Coffee. I Iove that coffee.

A circle of people that tell the truth?

A corporation making backroom deals with politicians

A crying, broken Iittle baby.

A Iittle senna root from the garden ground up with some cannabis.

A Iot of magical things have happened

A man makes a fece...

A piece of him goes with it.

A piece of...

A teacher, a guide, a coach, a guru, a shaman.

A terrific jewelry designer.

About penguins with testicular cancer!

About these Bohemians in the buff.

Actually, more Iike, me time.

Against a Iand deal worth upwards of 10 million dollars.

AII because this courageous woman saw an unjust world

AII of them. AII those people.

AII right, enough gabbing. Give me the grand tour.

AII right, enough girl gab. I want to show you the new baby.

AII right, the pond behind the house

AII right, then I'll shut up.

AII right!

AII right! Traffic!

AII right! Traffic!

AII right! You got the point and the wink.

AII right.

AII right. I have a Iot of thoughts

AII the bells and whistles, 48 Iarge. And check this out.

All

All up on your dick.

Almond, no, no! Anger is not the cure for this.

Although a beautiful form of Afro Brazilian dance,

Am I serious? You're fired.

Amen. My menstrual cycle started back up again.

And after some serious soul searching, I concluded you were right.

And as for touch?

And as Iuck would have it, none of the founding members were dead.

And being able to shut a door Iike most people.

And buy themselves some shirts.

And Eva suggested that we try it.

And for you guys to turn this around on me,

And friendship,

And fuck you, Grisham.

And go 13 miles.

And he said that you would all just find your way.

And here is the amount we agreed upon.

And how does that make you feel, Linda?

And I Iove penguins. Uh huh.

And I'm going to get in it and down it and through it.

And it just filled with Kool Aid.

And it was right on our window, it was all...

And it was way better than Rick's.

And it's a children's book called I Believe I Can Fly.

And Janice Woo.

And John is just this guy, an average Joe...

And my second thoughts from where you're standing?

And now it's dead. What if it had young Iiving somewhere?

And now it's okay. Yeah.

And now that we're all grown up, the mooching has begun again.

And please correct me if I'm wrong, Marcy,

And puke your Iies all over us.

And Seth was our spiritual officiant.

And so far, it's not there.

And start a new Elysium in Miami.

And tax revenue for years to come.

And that Iast sentence.

And that invites disease and death.

And the BlackBerry and the Iatte.

And the statistics are terrifying.

And the story of Belson's journey

And then they show their tits for no reason. How would that work?

And then we have to deal with that every time?

And then when I was done with the Kool Aid,

And then you could have brooding, sexy Iittle vampire penguins.

And then, two pounds of bacon.

And this is where I sit and watch TV all day Iong.

And waved her boobies at it.

And we get to own a part of it.

And we have connections to a Iot of really fresh voices.

And we will build that casino.

And we're back.

And we're going to use it to make some soup.

And where does it end?

And yet, she wasn't dead.

And you enjoy that apple.

And you hate it.

And you must be...

And you wrote the whole thing here at Elysium?

And you're where I want to be.

And, Almond, cut and discard that shit

And, Karen, I hate to break it to you, but flies don't feel pain.

And, Seth, where do I start?

Another con would be space.

Antarctica is home to some of the world's most beautiful wildlife,

Any of those people still Iive here?

Any of us have Ieft on this Earth?

Any other ways he's completely failed you?

Anyone would have done the same thing for $11 ,000.

Anything for you, my Iove.

Anyway, think about being inside me. Talk to Linda.

Anyway, you don't have to answer now.

Are actually making our children stupider,

Are my anxieties, tensions and fears.

Are these your car keys? Yes.

Are we...

Are you going to take it? Are you going to take that dick?

Are you going to take that dick?

Are you guys going to be back for dinner?

Are you guys okay?

Are you Iooking for the B and B?

Are you kidding me? What do you want me to do?

Are you meditating or something?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? I'm passing out.

Are you pooping?

Are you questioning me? Don't question me.

Are you sure? Yeah.

As hard as I do and get no appreciation?

As Iong as there's trust, and communication, and respect,

As soon as we can get back on our feet,

As well as the eagerly awaited sequel, Belson Rising.

Ask anything, my sweet soul warrior.

At a casino groundbreaking ceremony earlier today

Awesome!

Back up, back up, back up.

Basically, it's about this one guy named John Belson.

Bean curd shit your whole Iife.

Because I don't trust these people, okay?

Because I don't want to Iecture you.

Because I got all my ex husband's toilet money.

Because I think I made it cry.

Because it was a stupid idea!

Because this is the most depressing thing I've ever seen.

Because this piece is depressing.

Because when we were kids, George used to mooch off me.

Beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmans and Discmans,

Belson is in D.C.? Washington, D.C.?

Belson's a creature of the Beltway.

Billy Marcus, Tony Piloski...

Boo, hiss. We prefer the term intentional community.

Boss man Iikes you.

Breathe, George, breathe.

Brooklyn, New York publishing house

Brother, if we could just talk,

But at Ieast I'm not sitting in a fucking office Iike you did

But can I give you one piece of advice?

But don't worry, I'm not going to be

But first, do you remember about a year ago,

But first, I have to put on the old dangle bag, just in case.

But I can't believe this is actually happening.

But I can't if it means Iiving here.

But I did it for Iove. I did it for Linda.

But I do not miss that Iifestyle at all.

But I Iove me more.

But I kind of value the sleeping pill

But I really...

But I think you two should talk privately.

But I want to stay in my apartment

But I'm not the same person I was two weeks ago.

But I'm sure it's nothing $11 ,000 can't fix.

But Iet's stay a month, and at the end

But if you could do that, that would be very interesting for us.

But if you ever change your mind...

But it doesn't spell it out.

But it's An Inconvenient Truth meets March of the Penguins!

But just now the County Commissioner has

But my real passion is writing.

But not Iiterally. Honey.

But she's a Iiar, because it is Iuminous.

But sometimes I think

But then you drank the Kool Aid and I can't stand it.

But there I go, running off at the mouth again.

But they are definitely interested in not seeing my other projects,

But this is where I take my slumber.

But we'll take care of you.

But we're non violent.

But what am I going to sing?

But what she's saying is that she wants to slit her wrists

But you gotta admit, it's funny.

But, as you know, I'm writing a new novel right now.

But, here you go. My car is your car.

By sending a Ietter through a fax machine.

By the way, I just fucked your wife.

Bye, Linda.

Bye!

Can I have one of those?

Can I please have some more mimosa juice?

Can we top these off?

Can you do that?

Capoeira.

Carvin, do you have any idea where the deed is?

Carvin, please don't judge me. I needed meat.

Co founder Janice Woo had a copy of the original deed,

Cock.

Come back and buy a zucchini.

Come here. What's wrong with you?

Come on, George!

Come on, gesticulate with me.

Come on, I know it's offensive,

Come on, take a solo!

Come on, we have to do something.

Come on. Okay.

Come on. You know I'm being a dick to be a dick.

Come see me for a Iittle chat when you get upstairs.

Coming your way in a second, George.

Commune?

Company shutdown effective immediately.

Completely.

Con, money.

Confrontations.

Context clues. Do you see how she did that?

Corner of Peachtree and Third Street.

County officials got more than they gambled for

Cut to, in the pond.

Dead but not forgotten.

Deal with me.

Dear George, I took your criticism to heart

Detergents in the ocean.

Did I just get wink point shitcanned?

Did I miss something incredible?

Did you come alone?

Did you just say, I don't feel Iike I support...?

Did you smoke pot?

Did your 10 a.m. fuck session get canceled?

Didn't you feel more alive that first night than you

Do me a favor. Keep your eye on Paco,

Do they still use computers in New York City?

Do Trapped in the Closet.

Do we get change back for that?

Do you ever read SkyMall?

Do you Iike hamburgers?

Do you Iike my erection selection?

Do you Iive here?

Do you know how hard it is to be married to somebody

Do you realize how selfish you sound?

Do you really appreciate it, or are you just Iying directly to my face?

Do you remember downstairs a minute ago

Do you want a really good news story?

Do you want one? I can make you one. Please.

Do you want the truth?

Do you want to know what it's Iike to work

Does everything have to be a joke, George?

Does your husband do this?

Don't actually tell him I called, okay.

Don't fall asleep. Okay.

Don't get angry at me! Get angry at her.

Don't get me wrong. Elysium is an amazing adventure,

Don't hate me 'cause it's extra thicky.

Don't hate me 'cause it's extra thicky.

Don't take it personally.

Don't worry, it's the only reality he knows.

Don't worry, we can fight this.

Don't you want your child to grow up

Doors close us off from one another.

Downtown Atlanta. Uh huh. Okay.

Dreams dispensed daily. Just bring your own container.

Dude, there's no job.

Eat you alive, woman

Eight hundred dollars!

Elysium Bed and Breakfast, 10 miles. Fine.

Elysium. Dreams dispensed daily. Bring your own container.

Eva, what do you think, do you Iike my exquisite erection?

Eva...

Eva's really something, isn't she?

Even if you could sell it, it would be at a Ioss.

Even in a recession.

Even though I can't pay my mortgage.

Ever planning on protesting a casino?

Ever since before our wedding.

Every time we have an argument.

Everybody knows I Iove titties!

Everything that's been happening in your Iife recently,

Everything.

Exactly right. Good, Linda.

Exactly.

Except no swatting flies.

Feds got in at 5:00 this morning. Seized everything.

Feel free to use it and know that it's clean because

Feel it in your diaphragm, just breathe it in.

Feel my blue jeans screamin'

Fine, I believe you can fly.

Fine! When?

Fine. Okay.

First time novelist Davidson is a nudist, winemaker

Floppy disks and zip drives.

For Christ's sake! Here we go.

For everybody just to get into bed together.

For two weeks you've been doing it.

Forget what you think and do what I say!

Forgiveness is always allowed.

Fortune cookie fortune would say.

Fucking towel head.

Funny. Yeah.

George and Linda! Oh, my gosh!

George is right.

George just killed a defenseless animal.

George, back me up on this!

George, can I just read a passage from my book?

George, Iet's just...

George, please. It's time for us to own something.

George, what's going on here?

George, you're creeping me out.

George!

George!

George! It's so good to have a joker in the house.

George! Oh, my God!

George?

George? Yeah.

George. I remember him well.

Georgie!

Georgie! Man with the plan.

Get him!

Get it up in your vag with my dick.

Get me Senator McCIusky.

Get out of the goddamn car!

Get over here, I'm going to fill up your soup bowl.

Give it a nice push!

Give me something to sing about.

Go ahead. Talk it over again. Okay, good.

Go get copies.

Go Seth!

God afton is pretty much all I can remember.

God afton.

God damn it!

God damn it!

God, George...

God, Seth.

God! I still cannot believe that I did that!

God! I still cannot believe that I did that!

Good night.

Good. I mean, not good, but, you know...

Goodbye, hassles, hello, casino.

Got a doorway.

Got it? Are you serious?

Great job! And other card games!

Great report. Thank you, Deena.

Great.

Great.

Great. Come here.

Greed mongering shithead!

Grisham is a butterfly.

Had in a Iong time?

Have you been working out? My God!

HBO may make an offer on my documentary.

He actually uses sarcasm when he gets into uncomfortable

He burned it? The deed to the commune?

He can still taste the pain au chocolat

He has a fetish for violence!

He makes a great vegan chili

He so piercingly chronicles in his books.

He thinks I didn't hear what you just said, but I did.

He wants to chop us up into 100 pieces

He's absolutely right, Linda.

He's doing great. War!

He's everything.

He's getting really close! Hurry! What are you doing?

He's Iying! Seth burned the deed to the commune. I saw him!

He's totally right.

Heart to heart, for one moment.

Hell, I co founded the place with Jerry Beaver, Stephanie Davis...

Hello.

Hello.

Here at Elysium we believe that open

Here comes the Iecture.

Here comes the...

Here comes...

Here we go. Thank you, acid.

Here we go. Wait.

Here you are, darling.

Here you go, shithead. Simple data entry.

Here you go, sir. Have a great day. Thank you very much.

Here, George.

Here, you're not my brother, you're not my buddy, you're my employee.

Here.

Here.

Hey, all right! I Iike your shirt.

Hey, Deena, maybe if they ever build this casino

Hey, don't Iaugh, this is Atlanta. We got CNN down here.

Hey, Eva and I are downstairs flipping flapjacks.

Hey, Eva, I didn't see you there.

Hey, George.

Hey, George.

Hey, George.

Hey, guys, I just Iost my keys.

Hey, I come here every Sunday.

Hey, Iady, do you want to see something?

Hey, it's Sherm. I'm out as usual. Leave a message.

Hey, man.

Hey, man.

Hey, Rick. Ricky Iicky, suck my dicky.

Hey, Rick. Ricky Iicky, suck my dicky.

Hey, Sherm, it's George, from work.

Hey, Tanner, come out here and say hello to your aunt and uncle.

Hey, Tanner! Wow, you're so big!

Hey, whoa, whoa.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Here you go, beautiful.

Hey. I'm coming back.

Hey. There you are.

Hi, Marisa. Hi, Marisa.

Hi, Uncle George and Linda.

Hi!

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Oh.

Hindsight being 20/20,

Hmm.

Hold on, what's down that road?

Holy shit!

Holy shit! Did you see that?

Holy shit! Our TV room is twice the size of your whole place.

Homo sapiens weren't meant to be monogamous creatures.

Honest, I feel Iike I can breathe

Honey, can you shut the door?

Honey, come on. We're just running away from Iife.

Honey, he's coming after us! Oh, my God!

Honey, I can't do this. I can't.

Honey, no, no, no.

Honey, that was great.

Honey, that's all I've been saying. I've been saying that.

Honey, we said we were going to do it.

Honey, you don't...

Honey, you're a Iover, not a fighter.

Honey!

How are you doing, man?

How are you going to do that?

How do you feel?

How do you Iike that? Here, Brett, why don't you?

How Iong has the house been here?

How would you and Linda feel about that?

How's the new place, man?

Huh? Huh?

Hummers!

I actually wrote a book, too,

I am a vegan. I Iove it.

I am familiar with my eclectic resume, thank you very much.

I am going to take a Iittle rain check on our chit chat.

I am not crazy.

I am ready for action,

I am so glad you're on the same page.

I am.

I bake for him from time to time.

I beg of you.

I believe I can fly!

I believe I can fly! No! No! No!

I believe I can fly? Well, I believe I can fuck.

I bought this house in 1971 with nine of my friends.

I brush my hair before we Iie down at night.

I came back to tell you I Iove you more than anything.

I can actually even maybe name him Joe Belson.

I can do that, too.

I can fly! I believe I can fly, George!

I can fly. I believe I can fly.

I can get him there with one flick of the finger.

I can help you with the constipation.

I can see George's spirit animal.

I can see that you have a kind soul.

I can see you closing the computer, dipshit.

I can tell when you don't really care and you're just humoring me.

I can try.

I can't be in this car anymore! Jesus Christ!

I can't believe you're going to sit here

I can't do it. I can't do this anymore.

I can't do this. I can't do it.

I can't have 15 people involved

I cannot believe...

I cannot even Iook at you right now.

I could tell you the story, but it would probably bore you.

I did not.

I did not.

I did something wrong?

I didn't even know we had a television.

I didn't kill it. Why are you doing that?

I didn't say anything yet.

I didn't think she would say yes! Bingo.

I do. Porta Pottys.

I don't care where we Iive.

I don't Iike it. I don't Iike it.

I don't Iove it.

I don't know if I can do it tonight!

I don't know what that means.

I don't know what to give you for that.

I don't know why they call it wurst. It's the best.

I don't know, that just sounds to me Iike an excuse

I don't know. Just back up faster!

I don't think I did that right. My wrist is killing.

I don't think that what Marcy is saying is to fuck the penguins.

I don't think the Iion could have roared any clearer, my friend.

I don't understand any of your Iegal mumbo jumbo

I don't understand.

I don't understand. What are you doing here on our property?

I don't want to be off base here.

I drank the Kool Aid.

I feel stupid.

I felt something today when we were standing up there and just...

I find you sexier than ever. As we used to say in Charleston,

I gave you a gift, and you think you can do better?

I get it, George.

I get what you mean.

I go down there, fucking police escort, nab the motherfucker.

I got a protagonist issue I'm still working out.

I got a really big day tomorrow, and you've got HBO.

I got that. Yes.

I got to say, that Marisa, one Iucky Iady

I had one hit. One?

I had them right in this pocket.

I hate you. I want a divorce.

I have a dildo in here.

I have a feeling that it's my fault.

I have a Iittle bit of a SkyMall problem.

I have always had a thing for black women.

I have mixed feelings about being a parent.

I have no idea.

I have one more question.

I have to work more hours at the job I hate.

I hear you guys are from New York.

I heard you. Yeah.

I Ieft my wife at a commune.

I Iied, okay?

I Iike doors. I Iove them, in fact.

I Iike that. It's Iike, If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I Iike that. Kathy said you were really funny.

I Iike you, too, Eva.

I Iike you.

I Iove how I feel about myself when I'm here. I just...

I Iove it. I think it's great. What more do we need, you know?

I Iove the door.

I Iove what you've got going here.

I Iove you and I will support you in whatever you choose.

I Iove you so much. I'm sorry.

I Iove you, and I have sex with other women because I Iove you so much.

I Iove you, too.

I Iove you.

I Ioved the homemade ice cream business.

I just can't remember where the deed is.

I just can't. We've got to stop somewhere.

I just figured out what George's

I just had a steak at a diner.

I just hope they have a bed.

I just Iike to begin my day with a Iittle primal gesticulating.

I just made Iove to your wife in the other room.

I just only hope that George gets it.

I just sold my first apple. I picked it, I bagged it and I sold it.

I just think of, Where wouldn't

I knew you would find a way to fuck up being a hippie.

I know!

I know!

I know.

I know.

I know. I know, right? It's crazy. It's crazy.

I know. I know.

I know. I'm so sorry, too. I went too far.

I know. It is insane.

I made more Kool Aid and then I drank that too

I made this for you guys.

I mean, I can Iick your balls while I give you a blowjob.

I mean, I have it. It's in a jar.

I mean, this is New York City.

I mean, we didn't finish the conversation,

I mean, who knows how many days

I mean... That's so kind.

I miss meat, I miss air conditioning,

I missed out on something that was even more real.

I need a wine critic, I got a new batch.

I never ever expected that I could do,

I never Ieft.

I only tell you this because I Iove you, brother.

I panicked, all right? We were broke.

I probably wouldn't have done it the same way.

I promise I wouldn't disappoint.

I put it through the dishwasher Iike Whoopi say to do.

I really am.

I really feel Iike this is our home.

I remember every word of it.

I render my brothers and sisters homeless.

I respect your and Linda's relationship so much.

I said fine, all right?

I see that you're pregnant.

I see your point,

I support the troops.

I think it might be the best pot I've ever had in my Iife.

I think it's really cool if we do that.

I think it's relevant.

I think it's such a obvious choice.

I think maybe somebody else should...

I think mine's starting to kick in, too.

I think our connection is bad. You're breaking up.

I think we're where we want to be.

I think what Marcy is saying, Linda,

I think you just met Linda.

I think you mean metaphorically.

I think you're joking,

I thought I was the one going crazy.

I thought it was you.

I thought she was dead.

I thought that would be funny.

I thought you rented construction equipment.

I told you that there was a job available that wasn't available.

I told you.

I used to drink a triple Iatte every morning just to wake up.

I want to stay.

I want to support you, I do.

I was almost there.

I was just having some fun with you.

I was just relaxing outside the door, here.

I was too embarrassed to say, Who is it?

I wasn't going to do anything.

I will get more cards. I will be back.

I wish there was something we could do to help,

I won't right now.

I work Iike crazy so you can make a documentary

I work... Have at her, George.

I work... Linda. Start with Linda.

I would have done the same thing if the tables were turned.

I would Iove your notes. Be brutal Iike you were before, okay, buddy?

I would remember it better if they took those birthday suits off.

I would still be in porn. Right?

I wouldn't mind taking a sleeping pill.

I'll be one of those guys who's just

I'll call the hospital.

I'll feel better once I get my bonus.

I'll give it a shot.

I'll go.

I'll have you check out the erection selection at the Dick E Mart.

I'll hit you with truths.

I'll just... No Rick.

I'll read you this one part, unless you're not interested.

I'll shut up. You know what? I'll shut up.

I'll tell you what.

I'll wait for you.

I'm a butterfly!

I'm admitting it. I thought we could have fun here

I'm against violence of any kind.

I'm all right, thanks. Yeah, I just sat down.

I'm all upset.

I'm alone most of the time.

I'm an idiot! Why would you Iisten to me?

I'm an idiot! Why would you Iisten to me?

I'm an idiot.

I'm auditioning for Real Housewives of Atlanta.

I'm being sarcastic.

I'm better, I think.

I'm diving into the Linda pool these days.

I'm doing great!

I'm drinking dirt for breakfast.

I'm George. This is Linda.

I'm getting a Iittle wet just talking about it.

I'm getting a very interesting sense of what you're going for here.

I'm getting it out of my system. I'm trying to protect you.

I'm glad we don't have a door. Doors are bullshit.

I'm going to do this.

I'm going to flick you in the nuts with my balls.

I'm going to fuck you.

I'm going to get a big old brimming bowlful of fuck

I'm going to get it all up in your vag.

I'm going to get on it. I'm going to get on it

I'm going to go to bed.

I'm going to Iick your titties.

I'm going to Iick your...

I'm going to pop off a piece of my dick.

I'm going to put my dick in.

I'm going to put my...

I'm going to show you the method to my madness.

I'm going to slap you on the eye

I'm going to take her away from here

I'm going to throw down onto you

I'm going to throw down.

I'm going to town. I'll see you in a bit.

I'm gonna Iove you Iike an animal

I'm having a feeling.

I'm having my baby, George.

I'm Iooking for something on my own, actually.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just really tired, okay?

I'm just sad that she didn't respond to the free Iove idea.

I'm just the coffee pot.

I'm Kathy, by the way.

I'm kidding, of course. Are you?

I'm Linda.

I'm Linda. That's George.

I'm naked! I'm naked!

I'm not Chinese.

I'm not crazy either.

I'm not gone yet. But I'm going to Ieave now.

I'm not punching you.

I'm not. Linda.

I'm okay. I can do this. Are you sure?

I'm opening Iike a Iotus flower.

I'm passing out.

I'm passing out.

I'm really a boy.

I'm really all right. I don't need anything.

I'm saying that Iiterally, it...

I'm Seth.

I'm slapping you!

I'm so excited to hear of your decision.

I'm so proud of us right now.

I'm so sorry. I bet this happens all the time.

I'm sorry if my hands smell Iike tahini. I was just making some hummus.

I'm sorry that I haven't figured out

I'm sorry, George. I'm just not into it.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to Iearn all the rules.

I'm sorry, Iet's...

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't know I was killing soldiers.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize, okay?

I'm sorry. When I get nervous, I sometimes just talk, and that's...

I'm staying.

I'm talking about Wayne Davidson,

I'm the fucking founder, for Christ's sake, suburban mall dweller!

I'm turning on the music! Don't turn on that music.

I'm wondering, maybe I shouldn't go first.

I've been in Elysium four decades.

I've been walking on two feet for most of my adult Iife.

I've got wings!

I've heard that. Every day.

I've heard you say that before so many times with so many other things.

I've met my soulmate.

I've never committed to anything in my entire Iife.

I've never even heard of a microloft.

I've said for years we should have a bug zapper here.

I've seen you throw a battery at a pigeon.

I've wanted to do this since we first...

Iearning all about how these text messages

If I wanted my face covered in Iies,

If I was an old man's deed, where would I be?

If some Jackamo tries to steal my car,

If they didn't, it would probably be called Elysium just Breakfast.

If we didn't need the money so badly, we would insist.

If you think I can remember where I put a piece of paper in 1971...

If you wanna make a stink out of this,

If you're George, then where's John, Paul and Ringo?

If you're going to get Iiteral with an R. Kelly song

In a word, he's

In a world where there are penguins?

In any case, it doesn't matter who said it.

In fact, all were found to be in above average health. For now.

In fact, all were found to be in above average health. For now.

In my own house!

In Northern Georgia called Elysium,

In the West Village to buy an apartment.

In this economy? You think you're going to find something?

In time, I can Iearn to forgive you for that.

Incredible night. Truly.

Incredible! Yeah? Thanks!