Wanderlust (2012) Soundboard Edit

Ah.

AII right? Your movie is a Iittle bit heavy, so keep the room Iight.

AII right.

And

And Atlanta's the best place for us to be.

And everybody knows I Iove titties

And full time resident of an intentional community

And he is an intense Iover.

And I don't even have a uterus

And I don't want to hear that this one slipped back into the world of

And if I do get the promotion, then what?

And it's about a confident Iittle penguin who overcomes

And now we have a growing company where we can foster new writers.

And the feeling is that you guys should stay.

And we all come away with something

And we're kind of itching to get back

And you're a Iittle embarrassed about it. It's okay.

Apparently, at Elysium, they practice free Iove

Are we done with the pros and cons?

Are you ready for your meeting?

Arriving at your destination, on Ieft.

At Ieast she had permission before she cheated.

Atta boy, baby!

Ayahuasca has hallucinogenic properties.

Baba Booey! Howard Stern!

Babe, can I talk to you just for a second, outside?

Because she gets to be married to him. Yeah.

Billions of them are killed every day,

But I have to agree with Marcy. Fuck them.

But I was about to, and I will and did say no

But you just talk, talk, talk, talk...

But, believe me, he can still smell the Chanel on my neck.

But, honey, with this film, you know it, I found my niche.

Bye, guys!

Bye! We Iove you!

Call me if you get the message.

Can you get the fuck out of my house and out of my Iife forever?

Come on, say it.

Come on, two minutes. Let's just get it over with.

Come on, you Iose your sense of humor when you Iost your apartment?

Confucius say when wife screw other guy, husband must get rid of wife.

Could we talk about this Iater?

Deena, could you Iet us know if you're

Deena, I do have a new weather report

Deena, I don't think any of us would protest

Did you know that all these people, they Iive here?

Do you have a room?

Do you need to take a minute, George?

Do you not think I'm a good filmmaker?

Do you take credit cards?

Do you want me to tell you every time I sleep with somebody?

Does this answer your question?

Don't be sorry. It means good evening in Swedish

Don't your viewers care about

Everybody run!

Excuse me.

Feel it?

Fellow New Yorker. 88th and Broadway.

For the first time in I don't know how Iong.

For the first time in my Iife, I feel Iike I have a purpose.

Forever.

George,

George, convince me that this is the right thing.

George, huh?

George, I want to stay.

George, you know...

George!

George! George! Jump in, George!

George...

Get off your fucking phone!

Get some callus on those hands of yours.

Go on, tonight's your night. Enjoy it, celebrate it.

Gollum. Not Gollum.

He can still hear every stroke as

He's an African American.

He's following us! What does he want?

He's right. Thank you, Seth.

Here's a Iittle business model for you, Mr. New York Fancy Pants.

Hey, news gal!

Hey, Rodney. What's up? What's up? What's up?

Hi, Deena. Hi, guys!

Hi, George. Hey, Linda.

Hi, Wayne. Great. Never better.

Hi! You Iook great!

Hi. Hi, honey!

His Iimitations.

Hit her! What?

Hope I'm not interrupting boy time.

How could you Iet this happen to us?

How did that happen?

I already answered.

I am ready to have sex.

I didn't mean it. I was upset.

I didn't say Iet's do it tonight!

I don't know what's worse,

I don't know... For us!

I don't understand.

I drink the nourishment that Gaia

I expect it to be? and I go there

I feel amazing!

I got a remote tracker on there

I had a veggie burger.

I Iook forward to it. Thank you.

I Iove you.

I knew it!

I know New York is a great city

I know, I am!

I know! It's Iike...

I mean, can you believe that? Can you believe it?

I miss going to the bathroom

I pull down six figures, George. You should Iisten to me!

I really think you should go take a minute.

I studied economics in Stockholm.

I think I'll pass.

I think you said that

I think you're a great children's book illustrator,

I want to fill mine with Iaughter, happiness and Iove.

I'm about to put my vag

I'm Eva! Hi!

I'm going to do this myself.

I'm going to get Rodney.

I'm going to Iet that go.

I'm going to put it in with my dick.

I'm grossing myself out.

I'm Ieaving.

I'm just being a dick to be a dick. Family's family, right?

I'm just going with it.

I'm not the weird one. I'm in the majority.

I'm Rodney, I'm her husband

I'm sorry. My bad.

I've just recently put a down payment

I've seen them and they are.

If you unexpectedly took off your shirt.

If you want to move any further,

If you want to pick a fight with your body's sexual chi,

In our hunger for resources, we are raping these animals.

In those thatchy armpits of yours?

Is feeding me through her cloud teats.

Is George there?

It just doesn't fit the HBO brand.

It says it somewhere.

It was discovered by a boutique

It wasn't exciting, it wasn't interesting,

It's a political parable about the flaws of capitalistic society.

It's got to be better than this, anyway.

It's impossible to reason with these people.

It's true.

Jackpot.

Janie Brody, Billy Marcus, Glen Stover, Tony Piloski,

Jerry Beaver, Stephanie Davis, Ronny Shames, Danielle Meltser...

Knock them dead. I'll call you Iater. Good Iuck

Know what I want to do? I'm going to take off that robe and...

Let it out from your heart, not from your fingers.

Linda! Are you still here?

Linda! Yes

Looks Iike you made it out unscathed.

Maybe we should do this some other time.

Metaphorically, I believe you can fly. Literally, you can't fly!

Miserable, hating your job, and complaining about it

Mmm hmm

Mmm. Mmm hmm.

My favorite thing about that book is

My God, we've known these people for two weeks!

My Iittle brother needs a job, I hook him up.

My name is Karen

No, but I'm saying, Iiterally, money buys nothing.

No, honey, no.

No, I can't believe it.

No, I didn't make that coffee.

No, I said we would do free Iove in theory.

No, I'll find it, because I use the think method.

No, it's not...

No, no, no.

No, no, no. You're all on private property.

No, no. I just wanted to make sure that he's okay.

No, no. They're mostly dead.

No, there's no try.

No! No, that's a bad idea

No. He'll be here soon enough.

Nobody's buying studio apartments right now.

Oh, God!

Oh, my God, that does sound good.

Oh, my God! AII right.

Oh!

Okay, I know you're nervous, but believe me

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Old and ugly, rich, has a hot wife.

One by one, the topless woman's enraged colleagues

One more time. Okay.

Ooh.

Or, we resolve this very quickly

Pierre and I have been in Iove since we met.

Please make it go away

Pros. Great neighborhood.

Really the best.

Really?

Reason number 25 I'm not married.

She's a beautiful spirit who has evolved away from you, George.

She's going to have so much fun

So here's to good jobs, economic growth

So, how we doing, George?

So, what you do is just basically

Stop! I can't breathe..

Stop. What?

Sweetheart, Iisten to me. Listen to me

Take it home!

Tell me if I'm boring you. No, finish your sentence.

Terrible, I know.

Thank you.

That I wanted to get down here, and...

That was pure magic

That's an amazing experience for me.

That's funny!

That's right.

That's very convenient.

That's when the titties start to grow

The best selling author of the breakout

The market has dropped

The Sioux Indians believed that when you produce a fece...

There he is, my moron homeless brother! Where's your cardboard box?

They won't Iisten to the truth!

This is a commune. Isn't that crazy?

This is great.

This is it.

This is it. This is what it's about.

This is Linda

This is mine!

Time is our friend.

To you. Welcome to the clan.

Truth, I'm worried that my changing body

Until a full review of community impact. Michael?

Wait a minute. So...

Wait, Linda...

Walnuts and suede.

We are fucked, we are fucked!

We can do this. I'm not going to fall asleep.

We don't even have it anymore

We have no Ieaders here.

We need to take Elysium on the road.

We welcome George and Linda as resident members

We'll deal with those withholding father issues another time

Welcome home.

Welcome to Elysium. Come on, I'll show you around.

Well done, really.

What are you doing here? How did HBO go?

What are you doing with my car?

What are you doing? What's that face...

What did you say? Now I'm gonna stay?

What do we do?

What exactly happened, all right? Take me through

What the fuck is the Occasional Cafe?

What would you say a truth circle is?

What? Fuck. No, you're not.

What? What happened?

What's the matter? What happened?

When you hear the word commune,

Where is it?

Who else do you know who owns their own company?

Who knows how many days any of us have on this Earth?

Wow, you guys are really in Iove.

Yes, I meant it! I told you, you did!

You can't break your neck if you're trapped in a closet

You could be a vegan?

You guys are getting the hang of it.

You have to know that he asked me to run away with him

You kill a bird, you kill a dog...

You know, you don't have a goddamn clue how to Iive Iife!

You probably don't remember, but you said some crazy stuff Iast night

You think of a bunch of hippies

You were the one that said, Let's Iook

You're certainly the first nudist winemaker I've ever met.

You're Iike a topless Norma Rae.

You're interested. I'm flattered

You're not seeing that money again

You're the one who wanted to sleep with other people

Young? Like, maggots? Are you serious?

...and then we are murdering them