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Deep Impact (1998)

Deep Impact (1998)

Deep Impact is a compelling disaster film released in 1998. Directed by Mimi Leder, the movie depicts the catastrophic events triggered by the discovery of a comet set to collide with Earth. The star-studded cast includes Robert Duvall, Téa Leoni, Elijah Wood, Morgan Freeman, Vanessa Redgrave, and Maximilian Schell. Their brilliant performances capture the intense emotions and gripping narrative as humanity faces imminent destruction. If you are a fan of heart-pounding thrillers, you can play and download the sounds from Deep Impact here.

A comet.
A few minutes ago, the United States' ambassadors to every country
A little over a year ago,
A massive strike of Titan missiles to intercept the comets.
A mob attacked and killed a Miami rental yard operator
A national curfew begins at midnight tonight.
A technology designed to propel weapons of mass destruction
About 7 miles long.
About his resignation that just fell through.
Across the country, looters continue to set fire to abandoned stores.
Actually, Mr. President, if... Just one final question, sir.
AFL CIO wanted him off the Council of Economic Advisers
All alone on the beach.
All circuit breakers are open. Master arm is off.
All I'm saying is, the moon did not have a rotational cycle of 14 hours.
All of the Titans have been launched.
All of us will entertain our worst fears and concerns.
All plant life will be dead within
All right, I have to go.
All right, it's going! it's going.
Altair, Alpha Centauri and Sirius.
Although I certainly hope we don't need to use them.
Although we continue to track it visually.
And a theme to the longer promos.
And about a secretary of the Treasury who's kept his entire department
And activate the high speed gas jets.
And all the Sheraton silver.
And at least 2 miles deep. Comet gets closer to the sun,
And Baker and Simon had never read them.
And everything got mixed up in Washington,
And give you peace.
And graduate of Carnegie Mellon University,
And graphics? I need graphics!
And harshly.
And head on out into space.
And heroes die,
And I can see myself dreaming.
And I can't appeal to your sense of what's in the nation's best interest.
And I don't hate you.
And I have 500 landings on aircraft carriers.
And I think I should be there.
And I'll be there, right next to you,
And I'm trusting you because I know what this can do for your career.
And it's kissy, kissy, kissy and congratulations.
And Jason says, Lie, lie, lie, lie, till death do us part.
And keeps its present course,
And lit up the sky for an hour.
And of course she would have been in the picture,
And Rendezvous Pilot Spurgeon Tanner.
And right now, a team of American astronauts and one Russian
And Rittenhouse pretends that he's having the affair
And she insisted.
And she says, Yes, and he says, Yes,
And she stands beside him. And the priest says, Dearly beloved...
And State's still fuming about the Trade Office screw up at the G8.
And takes the fall and resigns, and the President buys him a yacht?
And that ever since we've been apart, every day I think about her.
And that million people can survive there, underground, for two years,
And the comet could be intercepted,
And the one next to that?
And the Orion is still functioning?
And the President's going to need Labor next fall.
And the recall of American troops from abroad?
And the whispered calls to the President.
And then he fucked me.
And then, you know what?
And there.
And there's nothing we can do to stop them.
And they kept it a secret.
And they will stay dark for two years.
And they'll be broadcasting the details to you in a few moments.
And they're almost finished.
And they're good men, both of them.
And this... l mean, this is not a video game, son. it really isn't.
And throwing flowers and... it was wonderful.
And to...
And we are told it should take these missiles
And we call it the Messiah.
And we can put a million people in them.
And we have determined where they're going to strike.
And we sure as hell don't have enough propellant left in the Messiah
And while we are confident the missile attack will succeed,
And you could have been there a lot sooner.
And you're just gonna break it?
Animal life within
Another six minutes, they won't have time to get back to us.
Anybody?
APUs look good, logs and LH2 are pressurized.
Are in an elongated orbit around our sun.
Are now available on the internet at...
Are we on? We're on, Mr. President.
Are working with local law enforcement.
Are you not going to open it?
Are you protecting me or just holding me back?
Arming codes? What the hell for?
As far as we know, what happened was that Dr. Wolf saw the comet
As the wave reaches shallow water it's going to slow down,
Astrophysicists, geologists and climatologists.
Be good, Oren.
Be good.
Because for her, it does... Excuse me.
Because I believe that God,
Because of a mistress named Ellie.
Because she likes it here and... l mean, we're on the 15th floor,
Because she's all alone in the world and she needs you right now, okay?
Because the powers that be know that I'm the only person on this mission
Because we felt it prudent, in light of domestic security concerns,
Before the radar tracking stations can see if they've been pushed
Beginning tonight and continuing until the crisis passes,
Behind the camera.
Biederman.
Big.
Biggest story in history?
Blow the tethers. Let's go get them.
Bob Campbell's leaving.
Both are still on a path towards Earth.
Business districts have been abandoned to looting gangs.
But because I was hired from outside the government pool,
But every now and then, one of them gets bumped,
But first, Captain Spurgeon Tanner will have to guide the spacecraft
But I can also promise you this.
But I can't help you.
But if he played now, he'd get his ass busted.
But it just seems that way.
But it was a beautiful event and I missed her.
But it's kind of cool.
But Oren here will be doing most of the flying on this one.
But the budget comes out in two weeks.
But the comet was... Well,
But the comet we discovered is the size of New York City,
But the day I get back, the last thing I'm gonna do is step inside of a church.
But the waters receded.
But the wave height, depending on the depth of the shelf off the coast,
But there was no one else to hold the camera,
But there's not much left in the life support packs.
But they are rebuilt.
But they are remembered.
But this mission ain't going to the moon.
But we may end up glowing in the dark.
But we've also been planning for the worst.
But you used to be a person, right?
But, hey, what the hell?
But, sadly, Gus Partenza has been lost.
But, you know, it just might give them a chance.
By an experimental nuclear propulsion system
Cabin press, 5.7.
Calculate exactly how much prop we need to get off this rock.
Came to Washington with him.
Cameras on.
Can I help you?
Can you give me a hand over here for a second?
Can you understand that?
Captain Spurgeon Tanner is now in charge of the mission.
Captain Tanner, you flew six shuttle missions.
Carrying an Army unit returning from duty in Japan crashed this morning...
Check your six, 100 yards.
Check.
Chloe, this has nothing to do with you.
Christ.
Chuck, Chuck. Where are you going?
Chuck, we'll work it out when we get there.
Cities fall,
Civil defense teams have been formed
Close them as we go.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Faster, faster. Come on!
Come on, hurry up. Come on.
Come on, Jenny, we have to go now. We have to go now.
Come on, where's that key?
Come on, you bastard! Come on! Time.
Come on, you miserable piece of crap.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on. Come on!
Come or stay, young lady, this bus is moving out.
Come, come. inside the car. You're getting sick. Please.
Come. I want to talk to you. I need you.
Coming up on target, 625 miles.
Commander, would you introduce us to your team?
Construction plans, equipment lists and locations
Could I bother everyone for a minute? Now, let's take a look at the big one.
Countless more left homeless.
Crimes against persons or property will be dealt with swiftly
Cue the President.
Cut it.
Dad, you need to get back together with Mom,
Daddy.
Daddy. Daddy, what are you doing?
Damn it!
Damn it.
David.
Did not leave for the reasons announced by your administration.
Did Stuart send you here without telling me?
Disengage auto path.
Do you have another question, Ms. Lerner?
Do you know the National Gallery is saving all of the art?
Do you, Leo, take Sarah to be your wife,
Does anyone know how big the one was that killed all the dinosaurs?
Don't ever hold back a story from me again.
Don't let that little bit of gravity down there go to your heads.
Don't listen. Don't.
Don't worry about me.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Don't you remember?
Dr. Partenza was selected specifically for this mission
Due to their expertise in a necessary field of study,
E L E, E L E.
E.
Each one carries a 5,000 kiloton warhead.
Ellie? Nothing else?
Ellie.
Especially Emma. You know, the little one?
Even as I have been fully understood.
Even if sometimes the answer is no.
Ever since the comet was discovered,
Every parent on the block hates you for it.
Everyone in this room and everyone listening to my voice,
Everything was going great. We gotjammed up at 75 feet.
Excuse me, please.
Face shields down!
Famous people always get sex, Mr. Perry.
FBI. if you would please, ma'am?
Figured we'd better pick you kids up after school.
First, our Strategic Missile Command
Fish, your sons are both on active duty.
Fish.
Five on air doing domestic features,
Five, four...
Floods, sandbars, fallen logs.
For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer,
For matters of national security where journalistic competitiveness is at stake.
For not supporting the pension bill,
For now we see in a mirror dimly, but then face to face.
For our survival,
For the rest, on the night of August 10th, those whose Social Security numbers
Forests and skysc****rs.
Four weeks.
Four, three, two, one, zero.
Four.
From Dr. Wolf, because I'm not.
From Russia, Nuclear Specialist Colonel Mikhail Tulchinsky.
From the north side of Central Park to the Battery.
From their positions in North Dakota and Wyoming.
Fruit, reactor. Bottle, rocket. Okay?
Get the arming codes. Get the goddamn codes!
Get the hell out of there!
Go for auto trajectory.
Go on, blow the goddamn tethers!
Go on. I'll be right there.
Go. Go to high ground.
God damn it.
God, we're losing one. He's got escape velocity.
God. No, God.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good luck to us all.
Good luck to you.
Goodbye.
Gosh, I love boats. Are you going on a trip?
Got Beijing, Rome, Sao Paulo, Cairo, Berlin.
Got them right here.
Great.
Gus Partenza, a native of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania,
Happy.
Haunting you.
Have been building the largest spaceship ever constructed.
Have been called to help prepare shelters.
Having little or no money in my purse...
He had a private phone line installed in his office.
He resigned for personal reasons.
He said there's no point.
He'll find you for the first question. Then you're on your own.
He's holding up a little rocket.
He's laughing.
He's right here, and he's still alive. Okay?
He's still very much alive. He's still alive, everyone!
Hears all prayers,
Hello, America.
Hello, Caitlin, there you are.
Hello, everybody.
Hello, Oren.
Hello.
Here she is.
Here.
Here. Let me help you. I'll get it.
Hey, how's it coming?
Hey, I'm a child of the movies, Fish.
Hey, Leo, cool.
Hey, you'll take care of Daddy for me, okay?
Hey. How are you? Yeah.
Hey. You wanna stop that?
Hi, Chloe.
Hi.
His name is Oren. I named him after you.
Hold on.
Holy shit.
Houston, all MOLEs are at depth. Nukes hot and ready.
Houston, this is Messiah.
How are we supposed to get back off the surface once we've...
How come that doesn't make me feel any better?
How do you know that?
How do you mean by that?
How does it feel having your name on it?
How does it feel?
How she was.
How you doing?
I am declaring a state of martial law.
I believe in God.
I belonged to your daddies. Now, if I ask you to ask your daddies
I brought Moby Dick and Huckleberry Finn,
I came down here to let you know that.
I can't stay long. I'm leaving the city, but I wanted to show you something.
I don't give a shit. Go home and tell it to Chloe.
I don't have time to argue with you. Just sit down, be quiet.
I don't know. He hasn't returned my call in over two weeks.
I don't see as much of them as I used to when Mary was alive.
I don't suppose I could convince you to sit on this for two weeks.
I don't think I've ever been happier. I've even stopped smoking.
I don't think it's so funny that life goes on.
I feel like an orphan.
I got a stick. I got a stick.
I got respect for everybody who's gone to the moon,
I gotta...I just... I gotta go.
I have it right here.
I have proof that you're not an orphan.
I have to apologize for my daughter.
I have to go back for Sarah.
I have to say, it's liberating knowing that I'm not going to be called.
I heard that.
I knew she wouldn't like...
I know a lot of you don't, but I still want to offer a prayer
I know you should have picked a better cover story than a sick wife.
I know you think I'm a bad person. I'm really not.
I know you're just a reporter,
I know.
I lied when I said I didn't remember.
I love you very, very much.
I love you, too.
I love you.
I mean, every marriage has its good years and its bad years.
I mean, it took about 15 minutes of my first day at the naval academy.
I mean, sir, you want me to go on?
I mean, this is... We only have seven hours of dark when the sun's not up
I missed you, too.
I missed you. I mean, we missed you yesterday.
I moved here because I was dedicated to his career.
I must say, I'm...
I name a name and get someone into trouble.
I need the Biedermans on the bus now.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I once dropped you on your head.
I picked it up once, said hello, and it's nobody home.
I put you on the list. They said your names were on the list.
I really feel like I'd protected something
I remember everything.
I remember that we were right over there
I should say, I didn't have sex with him, but somebody sure did.
I talked to civil defense.
I think the President knows about it, too.
I think we'd better hurry, boys.
I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child.
I understand you've come into some information.
I walked on the moon, but I didn't belong to you.
I wanna tell her I love her,
I want to talk to you.
I wanted to be with my family.
I wanted to show you that you're not an orphan.
I was with the secretary since he's been governor of Connecticut.
I woke up this morning and I realized none of you want me here.
I would be honored, sir.
I'd like the world to meet some extraordinary people.
I'll come down there, then. Thank you.
I'll just be taking us down to the comet surface.
I'll quit if they don't give you a weekend anchor shot.
I'll see you Tuesday, Ms. Lerner.
I'm disturbed that you didn't come to our wedding.
I'm expected back at MSNBC at 6:00,
I'm eyeballs out from here on in.
I'm five years old. How would I remember that?
I'm going to be happy as long as I know you're going to live.
I'm holding you.
I'm just... I'm seeing things differently, Fish.
I'm letting you go because I don't want another headache,
I'm selling my soul right now. I can feel it. I can feel it.
I'm sorry about this.
I'm sorry.
I'm the famous Leo Biederman, and I haven't used my fame for anything.
I've been looking all over for you.
I've given them my beautiful 18th century desk from New England
I've missed you since then.
IDs, please.
If all is going according to schedule, the astronauts should now be placing
If I thought that any of them were as scared as I am.
If she knows, how long can it be before CNN or The Post breaks the story?
If the world does go on,
If they got a Ph.D., we own them.
If we go after them, we may not have enough fuel to get off the surface.
If you get the short one, you can give up your seat.
If you have any means of getting away from the path of this wave,
If you have been designated as a civilian section officer,
If you know the extension of the person you're calling...
If you wanna talk to me, turn it off.
In every town with a population over 5,000.
In the dark about what he's really doing, about a cover story
In the unlikely event that the comets do strike the Earth.
In the world told the leaders of those nations
In two months,
In underground parking facilities and other appropriate sites.
In what we have been re given.
Into a million pieces of ice and rock
Is preparing to coordinate with the Russians
Is resigning because his wife is sick.
Is there a connection between the comet
Isn't Washington sick?
It is.
It might seem that we have each other over the same barrel, Ms. Lerner,
It opens up into a cave down here. MOLE gotjammed against the side.
It really isn't. No.
It rings, he shuts the door. Why not hang a sign?
It was a perfect, happy day.
It was all a riverboat pilot could do,
It was such a beautiful day.
It was such a good day for all of us.
It washed away farms and towns,
It weighs 500 billion tons.
It will cost you tomorrow.
It will not go on for everyone.
It will strike land in western Canada three hours after Biederman.
It'll be 100 feet high, traveling at 1,100 miles an hour.
It's a bit complicated, so it will take some time.
It's been a pleasure serving with you, Commander.
It's just a party, and he asked me.
It's practically Japanese.
It's probably a satellite.
It's Robin Lerner. My mother.
It's south, about 10 degrees.
It's the wrong word right now. That's not what I mean.
Jason.
Jenny Lerner, MSNBC.
Jenny,
Jenny, do you want me to do something?
Jenny, I know that you hate me.
Jenny, I know this is hard. I just want you to be happy.
Jenny, you now have a new stepmother who is two years older than you.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus!
Joined the NASA space program
Keep them.
Ladies and gentleman, please.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Leave now.
Leo Biederman. They said it again.
Leo, come with us right now.
Leo, is he talking about you?
Leo!
Leo!
Leo.
Less than 20 minutes to reach their target.
Let's go home.
Let's go now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's take a close look.
Let's take another picture. We'll send it to Dr. Wolf.
Life goes on, okay.
Life will go on.
Life...
Lights on.
Like a long trip, huh?
Lily, please?
Lily, that's a pretty name.
Listen, I'm not going anywhere without you.
Listen, it's not your fault.
Loading first nuke now.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Mariette, I'm hugging you both right now.
Mark, Mikhail, get the hell out of there!
Martini. Up.
Mary, I'm coming home.
Matt Shepherd?
May I have the first question?
May I?
May the Lord keep you.
May the Lord lift up his divine countenance upon you
Maybe Mike's available for dinner.
Medical Officer Gus Partenza.
Messiah, Houston. Stand by for an uplink
Messiah, Houston. Transfer trajectory is go. Cancel MCC 1.
Messiah, we've got some people here that wanna talk to you.
Mick, I'll get the halon.
Mike Woodward over at Treasury.
Millions were lost,
Mine included.
Mitch, we can do or we can teach. What's your pleasure?
Mizar. It's a double star.
Moby Dick, Chapter 1.
MOLE 3 at depth. We're heading your way, Oren.
Mom. Wait. Sir, my parents are coming, too.
More street fighting in Moscow as food and fuel shortages continue...
Morton Entrekin, Ms. Lerner.
Moving quickly through the Atlantic Ocean.
Mr. Hotchner?
Mr. President, five, four, three...
Mr. President, I'm not interested in using Ellie to further my career.
Mr. President! Please!
Mrs. Rittenhouse started drinking a couple of years ago
Ms. Lerner was just expressing her lack of enthusiasm
Ms. Lerner?
Ms. Lerner? Tom Beck.
Ms. Lerner. Hi, Beth.
MSNBC has learned that Secretary Rittenhouse
Much less to work down on the comet.
My eyes!
My mom's sick. She's not here.
My whole life, I...
My wife is sick. She's in the hospital.
Navigator Mark Simon,
Negative guidance errors.
New York City, Boston, Atlanta, Philadelphia,
News relating to the recall of American troops from abroad.
News stations around the nation are being faxed copies
Next question.
Nice of you to call, Messiah.
No such thing as two weeks in the news business.
No, Beth. I was gonna talk to you...
No, I have to stay with you, Dad.
No, I'm gonna see if I can free it up.
No, no, stay down.
No!
No.
No. They're not on the list.
Nobody else could answer it.
Nobody on our block discovered the world was gonna end before.
Nobody say anything.
Not only for his medical expertise, but also for his dedication
Now have primary control of all the vehicle's critical functions.
Now I know in part, then I shall understand fully,
Now I'll take a few questions.
Now we have to make some decisions together.
Now, chances are that this thing will miss us...
Now, from what I know of your career, that's a promotion.
Now, I'm afraid to ask you, have you ever read Melville or Twain?
Now, if it was the President...
Now, if this comet continues on its path around the sun
Now, look, I wish I'd been to the moon.
Now, the cave is more than a dormitory. It is our new Noah's Ark.
Now, the out gassing has created a vent a half a mile wide
Now, these chunks of space debris
Now, these images are delayed by approximately 20 seconds,
Now, this was never gonna be a secret as long as you wanted it to be.
Now, we can't do anything about the little one,
Now, we get hit all the time by rocks and meteors.
Now, wherever you are, go home.
Now, without the arming codes, we're gonna have to wait
Now, you saw me go into space seven times, didn't you?
Now.
Of the comet's coma,
Of the final MOLE coordinates. Confirm when complete.
Oh, my God. Look at these, they're the size of houses.
Okay, all flight controllers.
Okay, Fish, team two at location four. Give me your hand.
Okay, here's what we're looking at.
Okay, hold up.
Okay, I see.
Okay, now it appears we're losing reception here.
Okay, Secretary of the Treasury Alan Rittenhouse resigns
Okay, the President has a mistress named Ellie,
Okay, we've lost picture now, but we will stay on the air.
Okay, you can see that the image is breaking up a bit.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, let's go. Let's move it out.
Okay. Beth, White House reactions. Marianne, the whole world watching.
Okay. if we can get the remaining bombs in that vent,
Okay. So...
Okay. Well, we'll see you tomorrow.
On August 10th, a computer will randomly select 800,000 Americans
Once again, if you have been designated as a civilian section officer,
Once again, let me remind you, there is a 20 second delay,
Once we've gone down there?
Or coma.
Oren, are you there?
Oren, get your visor down! Get your visor down!
Oren, Mariette's at your folks' place up in Utah.
Oren!
Orion burn in ten, nine, eight,
Orion disengaged. You're on bi prop.
Other countries are preparing similar caves along whatever lines they feel
Our fighting men and women are coming home
Our missiles have failed.
Our planet has ever faced.
Our planet.
Our society will continue as normal.
Our strategy has been twofold.
Over 50 years of age have been preselected for the Ark
Paleontology.
Paleontology. What does paleontology have to do with anything?
Paris, London, Tokyo, Tel Aviv. I want it everywhere.
People need continuity. Everyone knows you,
Personally, I think it's a mistake to run the story,
Pilot, Andrea Baker.
Please hold your questions until he's finished his remarks.
Please, come.
Probably in the waters off the coast of Cape Hatteras,
Proceed immediately up the exterior of the mother ship.
Prop, 88%.
Prop, 96%.
Propelled by 500,000 pounds of liquid fuel,
Range, 600 miles.
Rdot 3, 5x, 2y.
Really?
Remember that. it's where you'll be calling home the next two years.
Report to section Red 116 upon entering.
Report to section Red 116 upon entering.
Right this way. I've got you right down here.
Rittenhouse tape and text on my desk by 4:00 tomorrow.
Roger, Houston, we're looking good here.
Roger. And the detonator system is safe.
Safeties removed.
Same old crap on the TV. I'm really sick of it, you know?
Sarah, you don't know what you're doing.
Sarah, you need to go.
Sarah!
Sarah!
Secretary Rittenhouse served his country with full devotion.
See? What'd I tell you?
Seven, six, five,
Several years ago, never mind how long precisely,
She loves you.
She signed the release, and so you have no problem.
She took this?
She was such an artist, don't you think so?
She wouldn't say it and I wouldn't say it.
She's done exactly what we want her to do.
She's going back to the house.
She's leveling out.
She's with her mother. They both got scared.
Shit. Shit.
Shove it, buddy!
Shows how the detonation succeeded, however, did not destroy the comet.
Sick, my ass.
Since we've spent more money than we can hide.
Sir?
Sit down, Mick. Sit down. it's okay.
Sixty one.
So at midnight Saturday, anchor shift's opening up.
So at this moment right now...
So I hope you will bear with me, hear what I have to say.
So I thought, well, if the wave does come, that we should be here
So I threw him a breakfast and hit him up about Rittenhouse.
So if we fire it up, we beat the comet back to Earth,
So in the soft limestone of Missouri,
So listen, do you know where you're going?
So may the Lord bless you.
So now we're just waiting for the picture to come back.
So one more time, we have to wait.
So that's it.
So this is it.
So we named it for them, Wolf Biederman.
So what happens after you plant the bomb?
So when the picture comes back to us,
So you do have a name.
So, Andy, can we get back into the cargo bay
So, for the next few hours, this is my ship.
So, how many nukes we have left in the back?
So, what do you think of the crew?
So, who passed Rittenhouse the hemlock?
So...
Sober, serious. I guess I'd be a little happier about this whole thing
Some of them the size of cars, some no bigger than your hand.
Something majestic, mysterious, with a fanfare for the intro
Sometime on August 16, roughly a year from now,
Sometimes I see flashes of light.
Somewhere along the Atlantic seaboard,
Son of a bitch!
Sort of like a billiard ball on a pool table, and is knocked into a different orbit.
Start the clock.
Stay off the roads after sunset.
Stepped it up last summer after their son died of leukemia.
Still, we were left with the devastation of the first.
Sun melts ice, ice turns to steam, we get a big hole. Okay?
Ten seconds, Mr. President.
Thank God.
Thank you for your sexual insight, Mr. Thurman. You can sit down now.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. The pretty little girls are walking down the aisle.
That burned harmlessly in our atmosphere
That could bring it into direct contact with the Earth.
That guy at Berkeley, did Hale Bopp stand ups?
That not everyone in your administration is convinced
That program was called Orion.
That was just the creation of the atom bomb.
That was originally created for a very different purpose.
That will deflect it off its collision course with Earth.
That will eventually be used to blow up the comet.
That would be very difficult, Mr. President.
That's a mighty powerful rocket you got there.
That's all there is.
That's exciting. Looks like a...
That's good. That's good.
That's it.
That's right.
That's right. Frank Gifford, he was a great football player in his time,
That's the main reason it's good to be famous.
That's why I resigned. Everybody knows this.
The 14 hour rotational cycle of the comet, right, spins.
The armed forces and the National Guard
The comet should already have been knocked off its present course.
The comets are still headed for Earth,
The comets have to travel for a while
The crew will have to complete its work before the sun rises.
The honor's all mine, Andy.
The impact of the comet is going to be,
The impact of the larger comet
The interception of Wolf Biederman and the setting of the nuclear devices
The interior camera circuitry is shot.
The Messiah itself will be powered
The Messiah's exterior mounted camera will show us the detonation
The MOLEs are... Well, they're what they sound like.
The MOLEs on the comet surface.
The only phones that ring will be those of the people selected.
The other a mile and a half.
The President will be back from Camp David tomorrow.
The President will begin by addressing the nation.
The road was so crowded, it was obvious we weren't gonna make it,
The same people who designed Chernobyl.
The shuttle crew heads toward their initial destination.
The smaller of the two comets, Biederman, will hit first
The sun striking the comet will cause the temperature
The two scientists who found the comet were killed in a car crash
The waters reached as far inland as the Ohio and Tennessee valleys.
The wave hit Europe and Africa, too.
The wave will hit our nation's capital 40 minutes after impact.
The White House press office says Secretary of the Treasury Rittenhouse
The... The evacuation of those who have been selected for the Ark
Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.

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