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James Bond: The Living Daylights (1987)

James Bond: The Living Daylights (1987)

James Bond: The Living Daylights is a thrilling action film released in 1987. Directed by John Glen, it stars Timothy Dalton as the legendary British spy, James Bond. This epic installment showcases Bond's mission to protect a beautiful cellist (Maryam d'Abo) from an assassination attempt. With breathtaking stunts, captivating storylines, and iconic villains played by Joe Don Baker and Jeroen Krabbé, this film guarantees edge-of-your-seat entertainment. Experience the adrenaline-pumping sounds of James Bond: The Living Daylights by playing and downloading them here!

A sniper has been assigned to watch him
A termination warrant has been issued for him.
Aarrgghh!
Afghanistan, the North West Frontier, 1895.
Ah ah ah ah
Ah! Well done!
All my life I've been belated
All personnel evacuate the main building.
All right, hold on tight now
All right, sit down and make yourself comfortable.
Always hesitated
Amazing, this modern safety glass.
An additional inducement will ensure this.
And a cello!
And he expressly asked for you to protect him.
And he set you up as the sniper, Kara.
And hopes of love behind me
And keep this between ourselves.
And now it is time to rest. We leave at sunrise.
And that you have made no payments of any kind.
And try to have you assigned to the Siberian Philharmonic Orchestra.
And you're going to the Khyber Pass.
Any time you want to drop by and listen to my Barry Manilow collection.
Are you calling me a horse's arse?
Are you going to stay in France now?
Argh!
Arms that could be used against you and your men.
As one soldier to another, you have my word of honour...
Assassination method: explosive teddy bears.
Assassination methods: strangulation with hands or thighs.
At ease, Sergeant. This way, sir.
At least we're together.
Bad accident back there.
Believe me, my interest in her is purely professional.
Besides, we need the money to buy arms.
Better make that two.
Black coffee for our guest.
Bollinger RD. The best! Mm...
Bond here. I need two tickets for the opera tonight, to be left at the box office.
Bond!
Brace yourself.
Brad Whitaker? The American?
But as long as you're alive, we'll never know what he's up to.
But for me it is a matter of pride that the 00 Section has been chosen for this test.
But I know you won't let me down.
But in three days he will leave for Tangier.
But it is over. ls that understood?
But we have an old saying: Duty has no sweethearts.
Can't we stay here a few days?
Careful.
Careful. It must be kept absolutely sterile.
Cheer up, Saunders. The operation's a success.
Chloral hydrate!
Colonel Feyador, my old comrade in arms.
Come on, get in!
Come on, hurry up!
Come on, quick! Go!
Come on. Up you go.
Come.
Comrade delegates,
Comrade Leonid Pushkin.
Congratulations. We heard it over the radio.
Control here. 007's on his way.
Correct. You should have brought lilies.
Cover North African trade convention.
Damn!
Danke.
Deputy Commander of the Eastern District.
Diamonds hidden in the ice.
Did he ask you about Georgi Koskov?
Did I get it right?
Did you hear?
Disorientates any normal person for about... Ooh, 30 seconds.
Do it. But if Pushkin is alive on the last day of the conference, kill him!
Do you know how hard it is to obtain this equipment?
Do you want another ride?
Don't shoot! You'll hit the plane!
Don't think.
Don't worry. They'll save you for the harem!
Don't worry. We've convinced the British that Pushkin is a danger.
Don't you worry about that, Georgi. We have a pipeline to the West.
Don't.
Down below.
Duck!
Even you.
Ever]/thing's the same
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Shut it now.
Exercise control, 007 here. I'll report in an hour.
Fasten your seat belt!
Felix Leiter! Now, what's the CIA doing here?
Fire, Bond, fire!
For any mention of a woman cellist at the conservatoire in Bratislava.
For one of us to say
For someone just like you
For the killing of General Pushkin.
Forget the ladies for once, Bond.
From Harrods. A godsend! The food here is horrible.
Game's up, mate. You're dead.
General Gogol, Miss Kara Milovy.
General Leonid Pushkin is why I defect.
General Pushkin, it's a pleasure.
Georgi Koskov as well.
Georgi! Georgi!
Get down on your knees.
Get in the bathroom and lock the door.
Get in the front.
Get in. Put on the mask and breathe normally.
Get packed. Bring some warm clothes.
Go ahead. Tell M what you want. If he fires me, I'll thank him for it.
Go in the back. Get in the Jeep. Quickly!
Gogol's replacement when he joined their foreign service.
Good luck, men.
Good luck.
Good morning, sir.
Good to work with you again, Mr Bond. Come.
Green Four to base!
Green Four to base. Major gas explosion. Keep clear of the main building.
Green Four, I read and understand you.
Green Four, this is control. Where are you?
Green Four?
Guard clear. Proceed.
Guard in the pool area near you.
Ha ha ha ha!
Halt.
Happy endings
He arranged for the Russians to buy many hi tech weapons.
He can do it. He doesn't know Pushkin.
He can turn a huge profit in days and still provide the Russians with their arms.
He could have ended the rebellion right then.
He disappeared two weeks ago. I was about to have him arrested.
He follows orders, not instincts.
He hates our new policy of détente.
He kept his promise to send for me.
He met his Waterloo.
He missed his chances to crush Lee at Gettysburg.
He told me.
He told us a sniper might try to kill him.
He wants you dead. You knew too much.
He's arranged an immigration visa, so you can come and go as you like.
He's betrayed us all, Kara. The Russians, the British,
He's coming back.
He's using the down payment to buy this opium instead.
He's with Whitaker in Tangier.
Hear from Georgi?
Hearts and stomachs good comrades make. (laughs)
Hell, Grant would have done it.
Help him or I kill you both.
Here, wave this.
Here! Hold on, you're dead!
Here. I took these this afternoon.
Hey! You looking for a party?
His defection is my baby. He contacted me.
Hm! Never mind cake. If you open valve before 100, he will be borsch!
Hold it.
How do you know that?
How do you like my pantheon of great commanders?
How soon do we have to go?
Hundred thousand changes
I am on a secret state mission. I need a detachment of men and some trucks.
I arranged it.
I believe we should consult with higher authority.
I bring you profound fraternal greetings from your comrades in Soviet Union.
I can't imagine why! General Gogol, I don't believe you've met Kamran Shah.
I cannot spare men or the horses.
I did not tell you to get up!
I didn't kill him. Bond did.
I didn't know you were such a music lover, James.
I didn't tell you to get down!
I don't care if the Russians die from my bullets or their opium!
I don't know what you two are scheming,
I don't understand. Why are you trying to help me?
I dropped the gun in the river.
I got the message.
I have been on a secret mission for General Pushkin
I have here a secret directive from Pushkin. Smiert Spionom.
I have here General Pushkin's assassin. British Agent O07, James Bond.
I heard you play at the conservatoire yesterday.
I hope he's not invited to dinner.
I just hope we can make ****stan.
I know a great restaurant in Karachi. We can just make dinner!
I might never see you again.
I need to use your phone.
I owed you that one, Bond.
I promise.
I saw what happened on the tram. Where did they take you?
I say it's a battering ram and gunpowder.
I take it that this is not a social call, O07.
I telephoned Whitaker. Georgi was there. He told me the truth.
I told you!
I was caught reconnoitring the air base. Thankfully they didn't know who I was.
I was the man sent to kill you.
I was worried for you, James.
I will be compassionate with you
I wish it would be someone who could love me too
I'd dream about a dream come true
I'd dream about a dream come true
I'd wait a million years
I'd wait a million years
I'll be back in a minute. There may be a message for me.
I'll file that with the other secret information.
I'll see what I can do.
I'm Brad Whitaker. Didn't expect to see you in Tangiers.
I'm curious.
I'm not a friend of Georgi's. I'm a British agent looking for him.
I'm not convinced. Necros can do it.
I'm posing as Koskov's friend to see what leads I can get from her.
I'm replaying the battle as I would have fought it.
I'm sorry to put you through that, my dear.
I'm sorry we missed the concert. We had some trouble at the airport.
I'm sorry, James. For you I have great affection,
I'm sure you understand.
I'm sure you'd like to freshen up.
I'm telling M you deliberately missed. Your orders were to kill that sniper.
I'm the one they frame
I've been such a fool.
I've been waiting long
I've come for Koskov.
I've dealt with him on several occasions!
I've made commitments, letters of credit, special payoffs.
I've planned this out to the last detail.
I've put all my fantasies
If he did, I'm sure he left a message.
If he isn't you?
If I trusted Koskov, we wouldn't be talking.
If only I could find a real man!
If someone was you
If the opium never arrives...
If there was a man I could dream of
If there was a man I could dream of
If there was a man I could ever love
If there was a man I could ever love
If there was a man out there for me
If you wait here, sir, I'll find the chief.
Immediately. I promised Georgi I'd get you back as soon as I could.
In the diplomatic bag.
Involving Whitaker?
Is it real or just a dream?
It can't wait, Saunders. That girl's our only chance of getting Koskov back.
It could jeopardise my comrades who depend upon me.
It is a question of trust. Who do you believe?
It is my honour to introduce the head of the Russian delegation,
It is the first time I've ever been grateful that James Bond is a good shot!
It means beautiful...in Afghan.
It penetrates all existing armour.
It was bought recently at auction in New York.
It was exquisite.
It'll have to wait. M wants you out at the Blayden safe house.
It'll take him about 10 seconds to reach us.
It's all a mistake! I stole nothing!
It's all right, go ahead.
It's all right. General Gogol is with their foreign service.
It's always nice to be missed. Still no sign of Georgi.
It's down, down to the wire
It's impossible.
It's just had a new coat of paint!
It's magnetic. The actuating signal is personalised.
It's the work of the mujaheddin.
James is trapped. You must help him!
James, I will never forget what you did for me!
James!
James!
James!
James!
Jump!
Just let it happen.
Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Kara Milovy, talented scholarship cellist,
Kara, my darling, you were absolutely perfect.
Kara, we're in a Russian air base in the middle of Afghanistan. Try the small key.
Kara!
Keep back!
Keep clear of the main building. Assistance is on its way.
Kept the British in Afghanistan for another 25 years.
KGB headquarters?
KGB!
Kheista.
Knowing you only two days and all I can think of is how we would be together.
Konska zadnice!
Koskov and Whitaker...
Koskov... Or me?
Koskov's defection phoney? The KGB snatched him back.
L luFFY
Ladies and gentlemen,
Later you worked with various criminals to help finance your first arms deals.
Let it never fade away
Let it never fade away
Let's have a drink.
Liar! You pretended to love me!
Lies spread by my competitors.
Like that. See?
Lock the door.
Look out!
Look, come with us tomorrow. After our mission, I'll see what I can do.
Look, I can't cancel orders at this late date.
Look, this is highly irregular. I won't get the OK from London today.
Looks like they just found us.
Looks like we got away with it.
Looks like we're working on the same case from opposite ends. Let's talk shop.
Lose them. I'll pick you up at the border. 2300 hours. Be there.
Lot 124, the Lady Rose, a cello by Stradivarius of Cremona, 1724.
Lovely girl with the cello.
Ls anything wrong?
May I suggest we resume the debriefing?
Maybe someday I'll play there. At Carnegie Hall?
Meade was tenacious but he was cautious.
Meet me at the Prater Cafe near the Ferris wheel at midnight.
Meeting with the PM this afternoon.
Merci, monsieur.
Mind your head.
Minister, in view of the importance of what Mr Koskov has just told us
Mm... mmm...
Moneypenny, ask Records to monitor Czech publication and news services
Moneypenny, I'll need travel documents for Tangier...via Bratislava.
Move!
Move! Hurry.
Move.
Mujaheddin?
Murder? Ah!
My cello! It's at the conservatoire.
My hobby the strategy and tactics of the world's historic battles.
My scholarship at the conservatoire, my Strad...
Na zdra vi ye
Nah.
Never find me
Never taken any chances
New directive.
Nice work, girls.
No, not yet. The British think he'll be safer if he keeps moving around.
No, of course not.
No, that's not...
No! No!
No.
No. I'll catch up with you later.
No. We leave first thing in the morning.
Not enough? Take it all.
Not far now!
Now that you're here, take over.
Now we can move. I'll signal Amsterdam to ship the diamonds.
Now, let's understand one another, Bond. General Koskov is a top KGB mastermind.
Now, who are you?
Now... Get up!
Of course.
Oh, dear Georgi!
Oh, good afternoon, Mr Bond.
Oh, James.
Oh, you were marvellous!
Oh!
Once we were like brothers, but now he's a different man.
One moment. There's one more.
Only hours after he defected!
Open it, please.
Our basic plan is sound.
Our first major coup in years, snatched from right under our noses by the KGB
Our paths have crossed over the years. He's tough and resourceful, but...
Our people have spent months on this.
Perhaps. As long as nothing is done till the Russians pay up and leave.
Permission to emigrate and enjoy the amenities of the West?
Pickett's charge was up Cemetery Ridge, not Little Round Top.
Pigs! Borsch! Cake! There must be another way!
Pipeline? You mean our pipeline?
Playing Borodin's 'String Quartet No.2 in D'.
Please be calm
Please don't use your private radiophones
Please!
Please.
Please... Stop it.
Power has gone to his head. He's sick, like Stalin!
Pull over here. We can have a party some other time. A little present for you.
Pull over to the side and stop!
Pushkin is... How you say... History.
Pushkin should be in Tangiers in two days' time.
Pushkin wants the money back.
Put away.
Put your hands behind your back.
Range 5km. And smart... Just fire and forget.
Raw opium. Worth half a billion dollars on the streets of New York.
Real reason?
Remember... When this says 100, turn this. Not before.
Right, bring it down slowly. Gently now.
Right, you've had your eight. Now I'll have my 80!
Right. I'll need some plastic explosives and a timer.
Right. Looks like it's a dead end here anyway.
Right. Now wear that.
Russky! Has Colonel Feyador considered my appeal?
Saunders, head of Section V, Vienna. You're bloody late.
Saunders...
Save the darkness
Saw my moments over, doomed, but
Scouring plug to clean out the pipeline. This one's been designed to carry a man.
Section 26, paragraph 5: need to know. I'm sure you understand.
Seems like a good idea.
Set my hopes up way too high
She has so many talents!
She is a defector, too.
She shot blanks to make his defection look real to us.
She'll call you back.
She's Koskov's girlfriend.
Shoot her! What are you waiting for?
Should have known you'd take refuge behind that British vulture Wellington!
Shout all you want. It's soundproofed. They don't like to hear screaming at night.
Since he met two days ago with Whitaker.
Sir.
Sit down.
Smiert Spionom?
Sniper. Two floors up, centre window.
SO|d for $150,000
Some personnel overcome. Evacuate. Send for emergency medical services.
Something we're making for the Americans. It's called a ghetto blaster.
Sorry to say your popgun is no match for the latest body armour!
Sorry, Mr Bond. You'll have to leave the metal.
Sortez, s'iI vous plait.
Soviet and Western Intelligence could destroy each other.
Spare me your military pretensions. What army did you serve in?
Specialist child impersonations.
Stay where you are!
Stop!
Stuff my orders. I only kill professionals.
Stun gas. Effective range? Ooh, about five feet.
Sufficient to remove the door of any safe.
Superb, Mr Bond!
Ta.
Take her, too. She's a defector.
Terrific. Come on.
Thank God you're still alive!
Thank you so much! Thank you!
Thank you so... What's this?
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That could take days. I have to get back to the air base before Koskov leaves.
That girl didn't know one end of a rifle from the other.
That girl didn't know one end of a rifle from the other.
That girl must be very talented.
That I have supplied through General Koskov. Those are my credentials.
That information is on a need to know basis only.
That is a security matter and cannot be discussed.
That is important. You must go to our commander in the Khyber Pass.
That was clever of Georgi...using blanks.
That was damn stupid!
That'll be too late.
That's all the KGB female assassins.
That's not human. It's an animal's heart.
That's tomorrow.
That's too bad, Bond.
That's too much to hope for. Excuse me for a few moments.
That's what we were supposed to think.
That's. ..
The Afghan Resistance.
The brand on the list was questionable, sir, so I chose something else.
The girl with the cello!
The initial trial of the first automatic machine gun.
The KGB made quite a mess.
The King's Royal Rifles wiped out a vastly superior force.
The living daylights
The living daylights
The living's in the way we die
The money in two days, or you'll find yourself out of business permanently.
The rifle was shot out of your hands.
The same.
The SAS have been placed on full alert to intercept you,
The Snow Leopard Brotherhood are dangerous to cross.
Then a short stint as a mercenary in the Belgian Congo.
Then I must die.
Then I'll have Kamran send you direct to London.
Then put me in touch with the mujaheddin.
Then you turn me in to the Russians for his murder.
There are a few things I'd like to check out first, sir. That sniper, for instance.
There must be an atmospheric anomaly.
There you go. There's a good lad.
There's no place to put down.
These are serious accusations, Bond. What are you up to?
They all have names.
They are looking for me! If they close the border, how will I get out?
They cutaway society's dead flesh. Let me show you something.
They let you go so they could follow you.
They open 90% of the world's locks.
They will send their best man, James Bond, to eliminate him.
They're in the drawing room.
They're looking for a foreign car... A man and a woman.
They're quite good despite their bourgeois repertoire.
They're setting up roadblocks.
Third generation starlight scope.
This arrived from Gibraltar. It was found near 004's body.
This is a mission, not a fancy dress ball.
This is the latest US and European stuff.
This is their biggest deal since the invasion.
This may only be an exercise so far as the Ministry of Defence is concerned,
This might lead to nuclear war!
This plot to kill agents sounds rather far fetched, sir.
This road only leads to the lake.
Time to leave.
To Brad Whitaker.
To disinform British Intelligence.
To purchase American hi tech weapons.
To us.
Two dead, two in hospital, and Koskov probably back in Moscow, if not dead.
Two of our men are dead. Koskov's named you.
Universal Exports.
Unless Pushkin can be... How do you say?
Urgh!
Urgh! Go.
Very good. At ease, Sergeant.
Very well. I've got nothing to lose but my pension.
Vienna's beautiful, just like Georgi said.
Waaaargh! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait here. We'll come back for you.
War... War has always been man's main occupation.
We almost made it.
We both have.
We could be here all night.
We had nothing to do with it.
We have 10 minutes before they discover what's happened.
We have an old saying, too, Georgi.
We have time.
We have to nip Smiert Spionom in the bud.
We have to report.
We know that you've had our money in your Swiss account for eight weeks
We leave with them in the morning on some kind of operation.
We must leave immediately, before they pick you up again.
We're losing fuel fast!
We're the laughing stock of the Intelligence community.
We're with the mujaheddin.
We've uncovered a plot by General Koskov
Welcome to Afghanistan.
Welcome to Austria, General.
Well done.
Well, he's in.
Well, hell, you can have him! Soon as I get my opium.
What about Kara?
What are you going to ask for? Immunity?
What did Pushkin want?
What is it to blow up the room God Save the Queen?
What shall we do about her?
What the hell are you trying to do, 007? Start World War Ill?
What you Russians need nowadays is the equivalent of a modern Maxim.
What? Your KGB superior?
What's going to happen to us?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's this? Caviar. Well, that's peasant food for us, but with champagne it's OK.
When pig goes, his control panel will light up like Christmas tree.
When this starts, you will retaliate.
Where are we going? To London?
Where are you going?
Where has every body gone?
Where have you been, James? You were gone so long, I was worried!
Where is he?
Where is she?
Where would Koskov get the money? Check it out.
Where's Koskov?
Where's the glory?
Whitaker has a few samples of hi tech stuff, but he's placed no big orders yet.
Whitaker has held me here for weeks. Thank you for rescuing me! Thank you!
Whitaker? The arms dealer?
Who?
Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her.
Whose arm was injured during an intermission last week,
Why didn't you learn the violin?
Why didn't you?
Will be at the academy on Thursday,
Will you excuse us?
Won't you join me?
Wonderful!
Wrong again, Moneypenny. You are.
Yes, sir! Samples of everything ordered.
Yes. Good news.
Yes... I've read Saunders' report You jeopardised the mission
You are professional. You do not kill without reason.
You can tell Allah when you see him!
You can't be serious, General.
You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?
You don't find too many normal people in this business, Q.
You dumb, stubborn, stupid...
You forget your many so called wars of liberation
You have to what? Get killed?
You know he bought her a cello in New York called the Lady Rose?
You know he had to buy German mercenaries to beat Napoleon, don't you?
You know, Meade should have taken another 35,000 casualties.
You know, we could try freelancers stationed outside the Soviet bloc.
You know, you could have been a live, rich man instead of a poor, dead one.
You may find the keys useful.
You may have a malfunction
You mean this is a put up job?
You missed... Deliberately!
You remembered.
You were expelled from West Point for cheating.
You were fantastic! We're free!
You will.
You won't help?
You'd better hurry. M wants you to stop at Harrods and pick up a parcel.
You'll be able to see better.
You'll return our deposit of $50 million within the next 48 hours.
You're a KGB agent, using me to find him and kill him!
You're a wonder, Georgi! You get me to kill Pushkin for you.
You're English. Who are you?
You're finished, Whitaker. If the Russians don't get you, the Americans will.
You're going back for Georgi, aren't you?
You're not coming with me?
Your name was on Pushkin's list, too, 007.
Your objective is to penetrate the radar installations of Gibraltar.
(Bond whistles) (key ring beeps)
(knocks) Come.
(loud rock music) Ah! Good!
(siren) Evacuate the main building.
(whistles) (key ring beeps)
(whistles) (key ring beeps)
(whistles) (key ring beeps)
(whistles) (key ring beeps)
A cello with a name? Mm hm. It's a Stradivarius.
A key ring finder. (whistles) (bleeps)
A wolf whistle. You mean, um...
Ah! What are these here for? For murder.
All my life I've dreamed of this. You might play here one day.
And officially still yours. I don't intend to leave it at that, 007.
Bal/on, mein Herr? Nein.
Block the runway! Da.
Bond! Don't make any sudden moves, General.
But how? We'll manage.
But... Not me! Don't worry, Georgi. It's a piece of cake.
Butchers. Surgeons.
By all means. Good day, Mr Koskov. Good day, sir.
Careful. Careful.
Death to Spies, Minister. Da.
Did you...? I'd rather not talk about it.
Do you like it? For princess or wife of commissar?
Enough talk! Relax, Georgi.
General Koskov with you? Nyet.
Georgi believes I can do it. I'm sure he's right.
Georgi got it in New York. Quite a present.
Georgi! And the diamonds.
Get up. Come on! Don't kill me! Don't kill me!
Good morning, sir. May I help you? No, thanks.
He'll have to take his chances. You owe him your life!
Hey, mate. Watch it! Kitchen entrance, round the back.
How can I help you? I need my key ring. Look out!
How do you know? Because I was the...
How many times have you done this? You're the first.
How will you get him out? Sorry, old man.
I can't believe he's a psychotic. Neither did I until today.
I know General Pushkin Do you think I don't?
I must get my cello. No way!
I need a gun and some guides. Impossible.
I told you the British believed me! (phone rings)
I won't wait for you. Fine.
I work for the British government. (laughter)
I'll get you another in Vienna. No, we must go back for it.
In the boot. First place they'd look.
It was instinct. I'll recall 008 from Hong Kong.
It's too dangerous. Don't go. I have to.
James! (siren)
James... James Bond! Later, General.
Just taking the Aston Martin for a spin Be careful, 007.
Kara! Oh, my God!
Kara? Yes.
Keep your hands off me! Kara, listen to me!
Koskov will leave here at the interval. Sh! Sh!
Let's buy it. Don't joke!
ls that...? The cello girl.
Morning, Q. Ah, morning, 007. Ow!
My pleasure. Where's James?
No hard feelings? Not if the party's still on.
No more. This one!
No trace of him? Nothing.
Now where is it? Up in smoke.
Now, where's our man? In the box. Between the KGB minders.
Now, why should I disobey my orders? I am in the dark as much as you are.
Put him on the next plane to Moscow. Oh, thank you, General!
Rosika Miklos. Our man here.
Sir? Hello? Yes.
Some of the best KGB shots are women. Mm hm.
Sorry, sir. Excuse me. Bloody Yanks.
Strip! Nye smeyete menya trogat!
Surprise me. You arm it by pressing that button there.
That's the chief of the Snow Leopards. Who?
The biggest opium dealer in the area. I've worked for them.
The British are cautious. Yeah.
The foie gras is excellent. Da, da. As Russians say,
The KGB sniper? Why bring her here? She's not a KGB sniper.
The order is cancelled. Huh?
The sniper was a woman. I noticed.
Then there's this Pushkin matter. Mm. Well, I must be off.
There's nothing more I can do. Yes, there is!
They no kill you now. How about later?
to avoid shooting a beautiful girl. I had to make a split second decision.
Two of our agents are dead. My condolences.
Unhappily, he's on assignment abroad. I'll be with you shortly.
Unless... Go on.
We go to him now? Yeah. Unless he had to move on.
We might catch up with him in Vienna. Vienna?
We must hurry. Get him in the pig. Pig? What is pig?
We need a second bedroom. Yes, sir.
We've nothing to declare! Just a cello!
Well done, Moneypenny. That's her. Records sent over this translation.
What are you up to? Selling dope? Not so loud.
What happened? He got the boot.
What is this? I've had a few optional extras installed.
What? Hold this and keep it straight and level.
What's all this? We've been watching Pushkin
What's going on? I tell them you no Russian.
What's that supposed to mean? Back end of horse!
What's your escape route? Sorry, old man. Section 26, paragraph 5.
Where are you going? To drop a bomb.
Where are you going? To take care of the supervisor.
Where's the car? In the alley out the back.
Where's the usual man? Huh... Flu.
Where's the usual milkman? What d'you say?
Where's Whitaker now? At his place in Tangier.
Who are you? Bond. James Bond.
Who will pay? Georgi, of course.
Why didn't you kill me? Oh, I'm not a barbarian, James.
Why me? He has the impression you're the best.
Why? For misusing state funds.
Women! (cheering)
You burned up a half a billion bucks? Mm hm.
You can take a fortnight's leave. No!
You care for him a great deal, don't you? I owe him everything.
You know him? He's a patron of the arts.
You saw him? Two days ago. He's safe and sound.
You will need your usual suite? Not tonight, Hans.
You'll want the soft nosed ones, I expect. No, the steel tipped.
You're a friend of his? We've been through quite a lot together.
Your cello‘s a Stradivarius? A famous one. The Lady Rose.
(93393) Oh, my God!
(alarm)
(applause)
(beeping)
(beeping)
(bell rings)
(bleeping)
(bleeps)
(bomb ticking)
(Bond groans)
(Borodin String Quartet No.2 in D)
(call to prayer)
(call to prayer)
(camera clicks)
(cello music)
(clinking)
(dog barks)
(Dvorék Cello Concerto )
(engine doesn't start)
(English accent) Thank you both for your help. My name is Kamran Shah.
(explosions)
(gunshots)
(horse whinnies)
(jazz music on car radio)
(laughter)
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