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Krampus (2015)

Krampus (2015)

"Krampus" is a Christmas-themed horror film released in 2015. Directed by Michael Dougherty, the movie introduces a twisted version of the holiday season. When young Max grows disillusioned with his dysfunctional family's lack of Christmas spirit, he inadvertently summons the malevolent Krampus, a horned creature from European folklore. As the supernatural blizzard descends upon their town, Krampus and his minions begin to terrorize the family.

The cast of "Krampus" features some notable actors, including Adam Scott as Max's father, Toni Collette as Max's mother, and Emjay Anthony as Max himself. Other cast members include David Koechner, Conchata Ferrell, and Krista Stadler, who brings a chilling presence as the creepy German grandmother.

With an eerie blend of humor, suspense, and fantastical horror, "Krampus" provides a fresh twist on traditional Christmas stories, presenting a cautionary tale about the importance of yuletide cheer. If you're in the mood for a dark holiday experience, you can watch and download "Krampus" sounds here to heighten the seasonal terror and excitement.

A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer.
A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer.
A couple shells still loaded, maybe a dozen in my pocket. Why?
A holiday roast is a surprise. Hemorrhoids are a surprise.
A letter to Santa.
A little recon mission? Thought you'd never ask.
A shepherd has got to protect his flock.
A shepherd has got to protect his flock.
A transportation system for Santa Claus.
A wish I would come to regret.
About time you got up. We've been waiting forever.
Accidents all over the freeways and nothing but crazy talk radio for six hours.
All I had to eat was Christmas fudge and candy canes.
All of you, you have to go. Do you understand?
All right, wait here.
All right!
All right.
All right. But don't you rat me out.
Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda.
Always be prepared, boy scout.
And a big, fat box of buckshot that I keep out in that truck.
And after you spent weeks decorating and cooking and cleaning,
And as he had for thousands of years,
And as he had for thousands of years,
And as soon as the weather breaks, we'll go find her.
And eventually, so did I.
And for the first time,
And go where?
And help little old ladies across the street. Am I right?
And here I thought I was the one losing it.
And I just wanna say I'm sorry for...
And if it's empty, we'll try the police station.
And it was beat to hell, but if it runs, I drive it back here,
And miracles
And she'd be storming the beaches at Normandy by sunrise. What's on your mind, T?
And that night,
And that... screw you. Dad does not wish we were boys.
And that's why she makes so much food that you can't pronounce.
And the Christmas spirit dies.
And the Christmas spirit dies.
And the glory of the Lord shone round about them.
And the hope that we could find joy again.
And then we bring help back here. For Beth and Howie.
And then we're going after 'em.
And they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them...
And was drop kicking him into the manger really the best way to handle this?
And we're sitting around listening to some twisted bedtime story?
And what you've given up... in here.
And who doesn't make a ham at Christmas? What are you now, a Jew?
And you leave out milk and cookies and do everything else right?
And...
And...
Are we gonna die?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Ate tiny reindeer. Get it?
Aunt Dorothy, will you keep an eye on them?
Aunt Dorothy? Finish it.
Aunt Dorothy. It's so great to see you.
Baby, please don't do this. Listen, we can figure something else out. Honey.
Because that's what a family is, Max.
Because they are family, Beth. And it's only for a few days.
Ben started it and everybody knows it. We even have the whole thing on video.
Besides it being subzero out there,
Besides, she tricked me, okay?
Bet there's still time to drop that letter in the mailbox?
Beth, you up there?
Beth!
Beth!
Beth!
Beth!
Blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit. Here we go... Maxi's wish list.
But at least she swings by every once in a while
But between this and all the crazy stuff we saw out here,
But can't we make him go away?
But I still believed in Santa,
But I was really hoping you could help out me and my family this Christmas.
But in the meantime, let's just try and stay calm.
But is this a war on Christmas, a war on over political correctness...
But Krampus didn't take me that night.
But no one noticed a giant blizzard hurtling towards us.
But our village had given up
But this Christmas was darker,
But this is my choice.
But we were no longer the loving family I remembered.
But what if you've been good, like, all year?
But, hey,
But, yeah, if you look closely...
Can it wait?
Can we talk with you and Howard for a minute?
Careful. Remember that your Aunt Sarah likes everything to be clean and perfect,
Christ on a stick. Would it kill you to shovel your walk?
Christ.
Come here, girl.
Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, guys. I'm gonna teach you how to make peppermint schnapps.
Come on, she's not that bad. She's not!
Come on! Please!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Okay.
Come up here and I'll show you. I've been waiting for you guys.
Could be an elk or a goat.
Crap.
Dad, do you really believe in all that?
Dad! Dad!
Dad?
Dear Santa,
Derek!
Dialysis?
Did you ever spend any time on the field, Tommy?
Do you still really believe in Santa?
Do you think they took Howie 'cause of the time he painted the cats?
Do you think they took Howie 'cause of the time he painted the cats?
Don't open the door.
Don't suppose you got me a backup generator for Christmas, did you?
Don't worry. We'll find her, buddy.
Don't you look cute in your matching jackets.
Enough with the sappy crap. Let's open up the damn presents.
Even though you don't have a whole lot in common.
Ever since the storm.
Everybody... hold on to each other.
Everything.
Everything's fine. Beth's just with her boyfriend, that's all.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Evil Santa? Jesus H. Almighty.
Expect the first when the bell tolls 1:00.
For the little kids.
For your sake, just... stay the hell out of my kitchen.
Friends, family,
Frostbite took care of his pain but not his hunger.
Get 'em, Rosie.
Get anything?
Get it off me!
Girls! Make some room for your dad!
Give me back my family!
Global warming, my ass.
Go get 'em, girl.
Go, go, go! Keep moving.
Go!
Go! Go! Get behind me. Go.
Go! Now! Go!
Goddamn it.
Good point.
Good.
Got it?
Got to be kidding me!
Got to die sometime. Might as well enjoy it while we can.
Great.
Hang on, Howie!
He and his helpers.
He did a really good job of reattaching it.
He even told the first graders that Santa was just a cheap marketing ploy
He left me as a reminder
He left me as a reminder of what happens
He? Who... Who's he?
Hear what happened to Santa?
Heard it on the news. His sleigh crashed in the rockies.
Hello?
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help! Help! Help!
Hey, Dad.
Hey, honey. I think this warhead's armed.
Hey, Howard. Do you think your Hummer could get through this mess?
Hey, Howie.
Hey, Roger, what's up?
Hey, Tommy. I...
Hey! Asshole!
Hey! Give me back my kids, you... fudger!
Hey. No, no.
Honey, are you okay? Are you hurt? Hon?
Honey, I just got my ass kicked by a bunch of Christmas cookies,
Honey, I'll be right back. I promise. Just lock the...
Honey, we said no gun talk at the dinner table.
Honey, who is that?
How come rich people get all the free shit?
How come?
How's everybody else doing?
Howard, how much ammo do you have?
Howard, let me help you with that.
Howard, no!
Howard, stay here.
Howard, that's enough.
Howard, that's Jordan.
Howard, what are you doing? We've got four other kids here to protect.
Howard!
Howard.
Howard.
Howard. Howard.
Howie!
Howie!
Hurry.
I can't believe you're afraid to come up here by yourself.
I can't imagine life without her.
I come tonight to warn you that you will be visited by three spirits.
I come tonight to warn you that you will be visited by three spirits.
I could have broken a hip out there.
I could only listen as they dragged my family
I didn't wish for a miracle.
I don't care how long it takes, Tom. We have to keep looking.
I don't even know how to drive a stick. We have a hybrid!
I don't get it. Every year it gets worse.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know, honey. Democrats, probably.
I don't know, Jordan.
I don't know. Mom, what are you talking about?
I don't know. She never wanted to talk about it.
I don't think that's a good idea.
I fell asleep, and they got our boy. It's all my fault.
I just got my ass kicked by a bunch of Christmas cookies,
I just thought you guys might like a break from macaroni and cheese with hot dogs.
I just wanna say thanks for... you know,
I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be, but forget it. I hate Christmas!
I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be.
I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be.
I know I haven't been great this year, and I'm sorry for that,
I know I'm going out there to find Beth. I have to.
I know they get upset a lot, with Dad away from home so much.
I like snowflakes, but I like my plan a lot better.
I love you. I love you, buddy.
I might just waddle in and start bitching and moaning
I must tell you something.