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Swiss Army Man (2016)

Swiss Army Man (2016)

Swiss Army Man, released in 2016, is an unconventional and thought-provoking film that ventures into the realms of fantasy, friendship, and self-discovery. Directed by Daniel Scheinert and Daniel Kwan, this mind-bending movie stars Paul Dano as Hank, a shipwrecked man stranded on a deserted island, and Daniel Radcliffe as Manny, a peculiar and flatulent corpse whom Hank befriends.

The story takes an absurd twist when Hank discovers that Manny possesses extraordinary abilities, functioning as a multi-purpose tool allowing them to survive in the wilderness and embark on a bizarre journey back home. As the two unlikely companions traverse surreal landscapes, the film delves into the complexities of human connections and the fragility of sanity.

Swiss Army Man boasts an outstanding performance by Dano and Radcliffe who skillfully portray the depths of despair, hope, and the quest for redemption. With its striking visuals, heartfelt humor, and captivating soundtrack, this critically acclaimed film challenges viewers to explore the boundaries of imagination and embrace life's peculiarities.

Feel free to experience the emotional rollercoaster of Swiss Army Man and immerse yourself in its unique soundscape by playing and downloading the soundtrack here.

A friend, a girlfriend, or a dog.
A life full of parties and friends and...
Aah! Manny, run!
Ah, it's not funny.
Ah, Manny, no. That's weird.
Ah, that's okay.
Ah, we could start a band.
Ah, yeah. Yeah. So do you.
Ah, you're the grossest thing in this gross world.
Ahh! [laughing]
All right, man, that's enough, okay?
All the things in life that everyone else gets to have
All you have to do is talk to her.
Am I dead?
And all the things I thought I didn't deserve to have till I met you.
And and maybe there'd even be a girl.
And and that's where your brain is,
And bury you in some unmarked grave.
And discoloration on the abdomen tells me he's probably a bridge jumper.
And even if she was right,
And everyone will feel a little bit less alone.
And for some reason, I feel like this might go on forever.
And go home and eat a whole box of pizza by myself.
And have twins with her and work two jobs
And he has these powers,
And he won't masturbate, 'cause it makes him think about his mom.
And how I'd learned to play the guitar,
And I don't know if that's a thing that happens or if I'm just weird,
And I know I know it sounds dumb, but I...
And I was too scared to tell you the truth,
And I'm gonna be all buff from carrying you around.
And I've been stranded out on an island in the Pacific all alone!
And in the daily reproduction of sperm,
And it was beautiful.
And looks out the window lost in her thoughts.
And maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that,
And maybe if we can just find a way for me to remember her,
And maybe your soul leaving you?
And never go home?
And Sarah...
And save all of mankind.
And smelly and useless and old.
And sneak into my dad's stash.
And so even though masturbation makes him happy,
And so it makes him upset to think about her.
And so neither of us is saying anything,
And so now, when you masturbate,
And so she said this ridiculous thing.
And sometimes thoughts become other thoughts.
And spend the rest of my life with,
And squeezes it out of your butt.
And that's Manny.
And that's where you're going to remember something.
And that's why, on average, males have shorter life spans,
And the hairs on the back of my neck will stand up, and I can save you.
And then all your shit's gonna get mixed in with everyone else's shit
And then my mom saw that I was crying,
And then one thing led to another, and then suddenly I had a friend,
And then she can ride my gas to wherever she wants to go.
And then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting,
And then you're gonna shit yourself.
And then your cells will shit themselves,
And there's no I.D. on the body,
And they might laugh at us.
And they might think we're weird, but it doesn't matter what they think.
And they're the only reason that I'm standing here today,
And this is a thought,
And this is my best friend Hank.
And turn around. Here's the camera.
And two. Breathe.
And watch her get off the bus
And we could build a house in the trees.
And we sang, and we danced...
And we were lost out there in the woods for a very long time,
And we'll have something to look forward to, you know?
And what would make you happy right now?
And when nobody comes to claim the body, because nobody ever does,
And why does that thought make me feel so alone?
And why does that thought make me feel so alone?
And you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck.
And you used to be one of them.
And you'd have to get a second job to pay the bills,
And you'd imagine
And you'd tell her she looks even more beautiful with gray hairs.
And your heart would start pounding as it all rushes back to you,
And your mom probably told you to wash your hands,
And your mouth will stop chewing and your blood will stop pumping...
And your name?
And, bam, the the hairs would stand up on the back of your neck,
And, oh, God, why am I shaking now?
And, that way, we could die on the exact same day and never be apart.
Are Are you remembering anything?
Are you dressed up for Halloween?
Are you excited to see everyone when you get home?
Are you ready? We are going live in five minutes.
Are you sitting alone?
Back in civilization, there's 7 billion other living people on the planet
Because I'm just a scared, ugly, useless person.
Because I'm scared.
Because it helps us survive... kind of.
Because it makes me think about my mom, people laugh at you.
Because it's weird.
Because life is short, and no one deserves to ride the bus alone.
Because obviously no one cared about this son of a bitch to begin with.
Because only huge, scary things take poops that big.
Because then my organs are going to shit themselves.
Because then someday some of your shit
Because they... you know.
Because you'd be going camping all the time with your family, and...
Better get a move on.
Boobs and vaginas, butts.
Boobs, vaginas, and butts.
Both in the in the orgasm
Buddy, I need you.
Bumping into her on the street and whisking her off her feet.
Buses are for people who don't know each other.
But as I was hanging up there...
But he just doesn't...
But I could tell he felt bad,
But I did see you.
But I guess it probably feels a lot like the wind in your hair
But I have this sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.
But I need to tell you something first.
But I sound retarded.
But I wish I was dead again.
But I'm just a lonely, loser weirdo, really?
But if I think about your mom when I masturbate,
But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly.
But my dad...
But now that I've seen her,
But she doesn't have to be. You could talk to her.
But something tells me she is the one I'm supposed to bump into
But that's fun. Making people laugh is great.
But there was always something there,
But this is my phone, Manny, not yours.
But this is my phone, Manny, not yours.
But we survived, because I have special powers.
But we've tried all of those things.
But when you're when you're truly comfortable with someone,
But you don't know what to say,
But you look mysterious, and girls like mysterious.
But you look mysterious, and girls like mysterious.
But you ran away 'cause nobody loves you?
But you wouldn't care, because...
But, you know, that eventually went away.
Calm down. It's okay.
Cameraman: Five, four, three, two...
Can anybody hear me?!
Can I see her again?
Can you come with me?
Cheese puffs?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Stay with me.
Cook dinner together.
Crissie, come out right now!
Crissie, get inside.
Crissie, get inside.
Crissie, let Mommy talk, okay?
Crissie, let Mommy talk, okay?
Cue the music.
D don't say that word. I didn't...
Did you see the way she looked at me?
Do not go anywhere.
Do you have any idea what people back at home would think
Don't be afraid.
Don't die.
Don't worry Don't worry about that.
Don't you?
Dress up?
Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes,
Everybody dies.
Everybody reads about it when they're a kid.
Everybody's gonna want to hear our story,
Everyone! We're having a party!
Everyone's shit mixing,
Everything poops. There's a book.
Everything you left behind. Your jaw hangs open.
Excuse me. Ma'am, I have something I need to show you.
Focus. Are we going the right way?
From the first day we met, you've been pushing me and poking me,
Girl: Hello.
Girls must be so nice if they let guys do all those things to them.
Go! Go! Go!
God knows I've tried,
Good luck on your interview.
Hank, I have something to say to you, too.
Hank, please.
Hank, something's...
Hank, thanks to you,
Hank, uh, when you... you know,
Hank, what are you trying to do to me? What would your mother think?
Hank, what if I knew her?
Hank, when I masturbate, I'm gonna think about your mom.
Hank, where are you?!
Hank: Ahh!
Hank: Manny.
Hank: Wait.
Hank. Hank! That's a dead body.
He didn't believe in that stuff, so my dad said,
He didn't really know how to say sorry,
He got really upset.
He probably wouldn't even know I was gone.
He saved my life with his amazing body,
He was lost in the woods. He needs help.
He won't do it.
He'll spend two weeks in the morgue
He's Manny. He used to be dead.
Heh. That was funny.
Heh. That was really funny.
Hello, world!