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Soul Man (1986) "Soul Man" is a comedy film released in 1986, directed by Steve Miner. This humorous and thought-provoking

Soul Man (1986)

"Soul Man" is a comedy film released in 1986, directed by Steve Miner. This humorous and thought-provoking movie follows Mark Watson (played by C. Thomas Howell), a privileged young white man who disguises himself as a black student to secure a scholarship to Harvard Law School.

The film tackles themes of race, privilege, and identity, using comedy to explore the complexities of racial dynamics in America. With its hilarious moments and social commentary, "Soul Man" challenges stereotypes and prompts discussions on racial equality.

While the film's subject matter may be controversial, the talented cast, including Rae Dawn Chong, Arye Gross, and James Earl Jones, deliver memorable performances that add depth to the story. If you're curious to experience the sounds and humor of "Soul Man," you can play and download them here.

A black n****? Right.
A black n****? Right.
A Harvard law graduate can do a great many things
A Harvard law graduate can do a great many things
A Harvard law graduate...
A Harvard law graduate...
A judge.
A judge.
A lot of people compare it to a European city, but that's so stupid.
A lot of people compare it to a European city, but that's so stupid.
A pretty happy childhood, wouldn't you say?
A pretty happy childhood, wouldn't you say?
A suit which proved financially devastating to the guilty party.
A suit which proved financially devastating to the guilty party.
A useful member of society.
A useful member of society.
About four. And out of that four, how many do you think were black?
About four. And out of that four, how many do you think were black?
After all, who made him what he is?
After all, who made him what he is?
All be seated please.
All be seated please.
All ethical or disciplinary problems within the law school...
All ethical or disciplinary problems within the law school...
All my life,
All my life,
All right, so I lost it! There's no law against that.
All right, so I lost it! There's no law against that.
All right! Home, sweet home.
All right! Home, sweet home.
All right. Have you ever applied for a loan before?
All right. Have you ever applied for a loan before?
All right. New York versus Rottenburg, 1979.
All right. New York versus Rottenburg, 1979.
Almost beyond human comprehension.
Almost beyond human comprehension.
Ambitious, cultured
Ambitious, cultured
America loves black people.
America loves black people.
And academic establishments that drove him to his crime.
And academic establishments that drove him to his crime.
And all written work must be on time.
And all written work must be on time.
And anger in every pelvic thrust!
And anger in every pelvic thrust!
And deteriorating moral fiber.
And deteriorating moral fiber.
And do what? Storm the administration building?
And do what? Storm the administration building?
And he has wants and needs...
And he has wants and needs...
And I especially picked this music so I'd be forced to get out of bed and turn it off.
And I especially picked this music so I'd be forced to get out of bed and turn it off.
And I look at her and I say,
And I look at her and I say,
And I love the view.
And I love the view.
And I trust that this committee will find the heart
And I trust that this committee will find the heart
And I'll take the ones without.
And I'll take the ones without.
And I've worked very hard for all those things.
And I've worked very hard for all those things.
And if that means you've got to work twice as hard...
And if that means you've got to work twice as hard...
And if you get accepted and I don't,
And if you get accepted and I don't,
And in another instance, our findings obliged us...
And in another instance, our findings obliged us...
And it's never too soon to start networking.
And it's never too soon to start networking.
And kiss that man's feet! Why not?
And kiss that man's feet! Why not?
And last, but by no means least,
And last, but by no means least,
And Lisa!
And Lisa!
And now he wants a three bedroom beach front Coop in rancho palos verdes!
And now he wants a three bedroom beach front Coop in rancho palos verdes!
And now, at last, I'm going to have one!
And now, at last, I'm going to have one!
And that
And that
And that guy got a better deal from Stanford.
And that guy got a better deal from Stanford.
And that I guess the experience is just too different.
And that I guess the experience is just too different.
And the last thing I have time for is you.
And the last thing I have time for is you.
And the other one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles.
And the other one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles.
And they told us that he is at the top of the transfer wait list!
And they told us that he is at the top of the transfer wait list!
And to make the fullest possible reparations for the damage he has done.
And to make the fullest possible reparations for the damage he has done.
And to share with me my hope...
And to share with me my hope...
And used it to buy timeshare in a condo in Barbados!
And used it to buy timeshare in a condo in Barbados!
And we'll see what we can do for ya.
And we'll see what we can do for ya.
And we'll take Marcus. Oh, well, you know, look, I...
And we'll take Marcus. Oh, well, you know, look, I...
And when the antitrust suits come up, we handle the defense.
And when the antitrust suits come up, we handle the defense.
And when we finally crumble to dust,
And when we finally crumble to dust,
And who gave you that great childhood, son?
And who gave you that great childhood, son?
And you can have, uh Gordon Bloomfeld.
And you can have, uh Gordon Bloomfeld.
And you expect memr. Watson,
And you expect memr. Watson,
And your credit rating's in the toilet.
And your credit rating's in the toilet.
And, well, you really are very...
And, well, you really are very...
And?
And?
And? I'd like to volunteer one day a week during my school year...
And? I'd like to volunteer one day a week during my school year...
And...
And...
Any great romances in your past?
Any great romances in your past?
Anything at all
Anything at all
Are handled by a body known as the student faculty judiciary committee
Are handled by a body known as the student faculty judiciary committee
Are we to understand that Mr. Watson himself was not inclined to attend today?
Are we to understand that Mr. Watson himself was not inclined to attend today?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you happy? Are you happy with yourself?
Are you happy? Are you happy with yourself?
As soon as possible.
As soon as possible.
As these little white shits,
As these little white shits,
At the time he improperly accepted the bouchard fellowship.
At the time he improperly accepted the bouchard fellowship.
Automatic alarm timer. You see, I was taking a nap...
Automatic alarm timer. You see, I was taking a nap...
B.L.S.A.? Well, that's the, uh, black law student's association.
B.L.S.A.? Well, that's the, uh, black law student's association.
Because I did that yesterday.
Because I did that yesterday.
Because I'm going to Harvard, and don't call me a liar!
Because I'm going to Harvard, and don't call me a liar!
Because if I'm gonna be 'impotent, '
Because if I'm gonna be 'impotent, '
Because, you know, I really don't feel like there's any red or white...
Because, you know, I really don't feel like there's any red or white...
Before you pass judgment on him,
Before you pass judgment on him,
Before you say no...
Before you say no...
Beg.
Beg.
Binding me to donate a fixed percentage of my annual income after law school...
Binding me to donate a fixed percentage of my annual income after law school...
Both of 'em. Holy shit!
Both of 'em. Holy shit!
Bought your Christmas present and if you go into the room, you're gonna see what it is.
Bought your Christmas present and if you go into the room, you're gonna see what it is.
Boy, this guy McGrady is a real dog brain.
Boy, this guy McGrady is a real dog brain.
Brad. How's it going, Gordon?
Brad. How's it going, Gordon?
Broken bones? No.
Broken bones? No.
Bundy Dunbar, how many times have I asked you...
Bundy Dunbar, how many times have I asked you...
But
But
But also that he or she give the money to us.
But also that he or she give the money to us.
But also,
But also,
But at least I can stay in school.
But at least I can stay in school.
But but I guess it's all right,
But but I guess it's all right,
But first
But first
But honestly I think we just need to talk this thing through.
But honestly I think we just need to talk this thing through.
But I ask you,
But I ask you,
But if no one in L.A. qualified, they open it statewide.
But if no one in L.A. qualified, they open it statewide.
But if you're going to take up my class time making jokes,
But if you're going to take up my class time making jokes,
But it's really not necessary.
But it's really not necessary.
But just in case your secret way falls through,
But just in case your secret way falls through,
But look, I think I can pull some strings and get you into B.U. At midterm.
But look, I think I can pull some strings and get you into B.U. At midterm.
But mark, do you realize what this means? I mean...
But mark, do you realize what this means? I mean...
But now a part of me is black on the inside even though I'm white on the outside.
But now a part of me is black on the inside even though I'm white on the outside.
But they told me there were no other applicants. From Los Angeles.
But they told me there were no other applicants. From Los Angeles.
But this, of course, raises the question...
But this, of course, raises the question...
But what?
But what?
But you've learned something that I can't teach them.
But you've learned something that I can't teach them.
But, uh, we did share a dryer.
But, uh, we did share a dryer.
Can determine your entire future in the law.
Can determine your entire future in the law.
Can we blame him for the environment in which he was raised?
Can we blame him for the environment in which he was raised?
Can we blame him, ladies and gentlemen,
Can we blame him, ladies and gentlemen,
Can we help you move anything in? Uh, thank you.
Can we help you move anything in? Uh, thank you.
Can we study tonight?
Can we study tonight?
Can you name the precedent for us? Yes, sir.
Can you name the precedent for us? Yes, sir.
Case of new York Mr.. Watson.
Case of new York Mr.. Watson.
Cheating, plagiarism, any sort of dishonest or inappropriate behavior.
Cheating, plagiarism, any sort of dishonest or inappropriate behavior.
Cheese, punch, a new car
Cheese, punch, a new car
Classes now full are hey, gordo.
Classes now full are hey, gordo.
Come on, Brad. It'll be fun.
Come on, Brad. It'll be fun.
Come on, George and I will buy you dinner.
Come on, George and I will buy you dinner.
Come on, Karim. You don't want to be late!
Come on, Karim. You don't want to be late!
Come on, mark. Give yourself a break. You didn't know.
Come on, mark. Give yourself a break. You didn't know.
Come on, you can still get on standby.
Come on, you can still get on standby.
Come on. Why don't you let me buy you dinner sometime? You gotta eat, right?
Come on. Why don't you let me buy you dinner sometime? You gotta eat, right?
Completely dumb. And a little deaf.
Completely dumb. And a little deaf.
Congratulations, Mr. Watson. And good luck at Harvard.
Congratulations, Mr. Watson. And good luck at Harvard.
Could understand.
Could understand.
Could you cite one for us?
Could you cite one for us?
Could you just scoot over there by the window, sweetheart?
Could you just scoot over there by the window, sweetheart?
Dad! That's
Dad! That's
Daddy, did I tell you mark's going to Harvard law school? On scholarship?
Daddy, did I tell you mark's going to Harvard law school? On scholarship?
Damn. You never have flash bulbs when you need them.
Damn. You never have flash bulbs when you need them.
Devastating?
Devastating?
Did he have a knife? I think he had a knife.
Did he have a knife? I think he had a knife.
Did you, uh did you get my check?
Did you, uh did you get my check?
Do you have something to say, Mr. Watson?
Do you have something to say, Mr. Watson?
Do you know what that thing is, mark?
Do you know what that thing is, mark?
Do you really hate the beach boys now?
Do you really hate the beach boys now?
Do you think you could help me change the washer on my shower?
Do you think you could help me change the washer on my shower?
Does Karim go to Harvard, too? Uh, no.
Does Karim go to Harvard, too? Uh, no.
Don't apologize to me. Just remember,
Don't apologize to me. Just remember,
Don't go out of this room. Okay.
Don't go out of this room. Okay.
Don't open that! Why not?
Don't open that! Why not?
Don't patronize me.
Don't patronize me.
Don't start waiting for this
Don't start waiting for this
Don't tell her anything. But I already told her.
Don't tell her anything. But I already told her.
Don't we, Bradley? Uh, yeah. Unbelievable.
Don't we, Bradley? Uh, yeah. Unbelievable.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry, Bradley. It's a long semester. Somebody will probably flunk out...
Don't worry, Bradley. It's a long semester. Somebody will probably flunk out...
Don't you think an introduction might be in order? Absolutely.
Don't you think an introduction might be in order? Absolutely.
Don't you think I've had enough humiliation for one day?
Don't you think I've had enough humiliation for one day?
Each one with the intellectual capacity to
Each one with the intellectual capacity to
Even generously.
Even generously.
Exactly! And if I could just explain myself to him...
Exactly! And if I could just explain myself to him...
Excuse me, miss, but do you have any of that jello salad with the little marshmallows in it?
Excuse me, miss, but do you have any of that jello salad with the little marshmallows in it?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Feel free to look me up, huh?
Feel free to look me up, huh?
Fifty three thousand, nine hundred and seventy nine dollars.
Fifty three thousand, nine hundred and seventy nine dollars.
Fine, want to know? I'm sorry
Fine, want to know? I'm sorry
Five words, Gordo. For you, I have five words.
Five words, Gordo. For you, I have five words.
For the best black applicant from Los Angeles, California.
For the best black applicant from Los Angeles, California.
For the people with whom he was surrounded?
For the people with whom he was surrounded?
For the warped values which he learned from earliest childhood?
For the warped values which he learned from earliest childhood?
Four hundred years of oppression...
Four hundred years of oppression...
Frankly, to your tone of voice.
Frankly, to your tone of voice.
Friday. In the library.
Friday. In the library.
From Los Angeles got accepted into Harvard this year?
From Los Angeles got accepted into Harvard this year?
From the department of water and power.
From the department of water and power.
Full tuition plus $8,000 annual stipend...
Full tuition plus $8,000 annual stipend...
Gentle cycle. Low heat.
Gentle cycle. Low heat.
George Walker.
George Walker.
George, why don't you put something on the jukebox?
George, why don't you put something on the jukebox?
Germs. Filthy bacteria.
Germs. Filthy bacteria.
Get back, Dorothy. I'll handle this.
Get back, Dorothy. I'll handle this.
Get me some more watermelon while you're at it.
Get me some more watermelon while you're at it.
Getting pulverized by drunken bigots.
Getting pulverized by drunken bigots.
Gimme that. Don't even think about it.
Gimme that. Don't even think about it.
Given half a chance.
Given half a chance.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go back to your father, mark.
Go back to your father, mark.
Go get my heroin and my hypodermic needle, bitch!
Go get my heroin and my hypodermic needle, bitch!
Go windsurfing!
Go windsurfing!
Go, go, go! Yeah!
Go, go, go! Yeah!
God, I just love sitting in alphabetical order, don't you?
God, I just love sitting in alphabetical order, don't you?
God! Mr. Wizansky?
God! Mr. Wizansky?
God. Really?
God. Really?
Golden rule again. I certainly wouldn't want you interfering...
Golden rule again. I certainly wouldn't want you interfering...
Golden rule. Certainly wouldn't want you interfering every time I did something immoral.
Golden rule. Certainly wouldn't want you interfering every time I did something immoral.
Good game?
Good game?
Good home, good education,
Good home, good education,
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good.
Good.
Gordo, gordo, gordo. How many people do you think...
Gordo, gordo, gordo. How many people do you think...
Gordo, these babies are my ticket into Harvard law school!
Gordo, these babies are my ticket into Harvard law school!
Gordon, before we do this, I just want to say...
Gordon, before we do this, I just want to say...
Gordon? Gordon Bloomfeld! Gordon!
Gordon? Gordon Bloomfeld! Gordon!
Gordon. So, how were the islands?
Gordon. So, how were the islands?
Grandma and grandpa Walker, this is my friend, mark Watson. Glad to know you, mark.
Grandma and grandpa Walker, this is my friend, mark Watson. Glad to know you, mark.
Greedy, unable to support himself by honest labor.
Greedy, unable to support himself by honest labor.
Half of all costs to the most qualified applicant holding a Ph.D....
Half of all costs to the most qualified applicant holding a Ph.D....
Hang on. Whoop.
Hang on. Whoop.
Hard to say. I guess that's why they call it internal bleeding.
Hard to say. I guess that's why they call it internal bleeding.
Harvard fucking law school!
Harvard fucking law school!
Harvard law school!
Harvard law school!
Harvard scientists. I wanna see my baby's face.
Harvard scientists. I wanna see my baby's face.
Has been less than... outstanding...
Has been less than... outstanding...
Has power, Mr. Watson.
Has power, Mr. Watson.
Have a nice day, boys.
Have a nice day, boys.
Have a nice Thanksgiving.
Have a nice Thanksgiving.
He always wants more! He probably wants to sleep with my wife!
He always wants more! He probably wants to sleep with my wife!
He encountered nothing but hostility and rejection at every turn.
He encountered nothing but hostility and rejection at every turn.
He just wants, and wants, and wants!
He just wants, and wants, and wants!
He loves you very much. Oh, shut up, Dorothy. Mark
He loves you very much. Oh, shut up, Dorothy. Mark
He never told me he was a black n****. I'm shocked.
He never told me he was a black n****. I'm shocked.
He really keeps me going.
He really keeps me going.
He was a Mountie up in Canada, don't you know? So it's been an uphill battle.
He was a Mountie up in Canada, don't you know? So it's been an uphill battle.
He writes to her every week just to let her know how smart she is.
He writes to her every week just to let her know how smart she is.
He's a great kid.
He's a great kid.
He's got a, uh, meeting with the park police at 2:00.
He's got a, uh, meeting with the park police at 2:00.
He's interviewing with some of their top... horses.
He's interviewing with some of their top... horses.
Here. Miss Walker
Here. Miss Walker
Here. Mr. Watson
Here. Mr. Watson
Hey, booey. Hey, barky.
Hey, booey. Hey, barky.
Hey, buddy. How you doing?
Hey, buddy. How you doing?
Hey, Gordo!
Hey, Gordo!
Hey, gordo? What's this B.L.S.A.? Yeah?
Hey, gordo? What's this B.L.S.A.? Yeah?
Hey, guy! Sorry. Really.
Hey, guy! Sorry. Really.
Hey, look at this. What?
Hey, look at this. What?
Hey, no offense. Right, pal?
Hey, no offense. Right, pal?
Hey, Sarah?
Hey, Sarah?
Hey, where you going? What? To turn myself in.
Hey, where you going? What? To turn myself in.
Hey. Are you okay?
Hey. Are you okay?
Hey. People change, Gordo.
Hey. People change, Gordo.
Hi, I'm mark Watson. Oh!
Hi, I'm mark Watson. Oh!
Hi, Karim, how are
Hi, Karim, how are
Hi, Sarah. Hi
Hi, Sarah. Hi
Hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Hi, there.
Hi, there.
Hi, there. Hi. Remember me?
Hi, there. Hi. Remember me?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi, mark.
Hi. Hi, mark.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. I'm Sarah Walker.
Hi. I'm Sarah Walker.
Hi. Oh, Sarah called a couple hours ago.
Hi. Oh, Sarah called a couple hours ago.
Hi. You guys.
Hi. You guys.
His reputation and future were of course utterly destroyed.
His reputation and future were of course utterly destroyed.
His sole desire is to set the record straight...
His sole desire is to set the record straight...
Hmm. Come on, Whitney.
Hmm. Come on, Whitney.
Holy chowder.
Holy chowder.
How about if I make a pot of coffee? No!
How about if I make a pot of coffee? No!
How are you gonna get rid of her? I'll tell her I'm white.
How are you gonna get rid of her? I'll tell her I'm white.
How are you? Mark's uh fine. Where's mark?
How are you? Mark's uh fine. Where's mark?
How could I have a credit history?
How could I have a credit history?
How did you get in my kitchen? What's the meaning of this?
How did you get in my kitchen? What's the meaning of this?
How incredibly swell to see you.
How incredibly swell to see you.
How many black electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many black electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How you been? How was your vacation? Excellent.
How you been? How was your vacation? Excellent.
I already did it! Yeah, but mark
I already did it! Yeah, but mark
I also want you to feel good about yourself.
I also want you to feel good about yourself.
I am not a humorless man.
I am not a humorless man.
I ask you to consider the mitigating circumstances surrounding his crime.
I ask you to consider the mitigating circumstances surrounding his crime.
I bet they are. I bet they are too.
I bet they are. I bet they are too.
I can't tell her I'm white. What am I gonna tell her?
I can't tell her I'm white. What am I gonna tell her?
I can't. I gotta stay here and figure out what I'm gonna do.
I can't. I gotta stay here and figure out what I'm gonna do.
I checked two days before the deadline and nobody had applied so I thought I had it.
I checked two days before the deadline and nobody had applied so I thought I had it.
I could really feel...
I could really feel...
I did. And now, I have one more thing that I want to give you.
I did. And now, I have one more thing that I want to give you.
I didn't know you had a I mean yeah.
I didn't know you had a I mean yeah.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I dislike interruptions in my class, Mr. Watson.
I dislike interruptions in my class, Mr. Watson.
I don't believe I have your paper.
I don't believe I have your paper.
I don't believe this is really unbelievable.
I don't believe this is really unbelievable.
I don't believe this. This is unbelievable!
I don't believe this. This is unbelievable!
I don't believe you said that. For Christ's sake, be realistic. Look.
I don't believe you said that. For Christ's sake, be realistic. Look.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I guess we got married too young.
I don't know. I guess we got married too young.
I don't know. Maybe I'm sort of gray on the inside and the outside.
I don't know. Maybe I'm sort of gray on the inside and the outside.
I don't really know what it feels like, sir.
I don't really know what it feels like, sir.
I exceeded the recommended dosage.
I exceeded the recommended dosage.
I feel terrible. I haven't gotten you anything.
I feel terrible. I haven't gotten you anything.
I feel the same way. Thanks.
I feel the same way. Thanks.
I got an a.
I got an a.
I got Travis and Kelly down for expulsion at six to one.
I got Travis and Kelly down for expulsion at six to one.
I guess I could have used a study partner.
I guess I could have used a study partner.
I guess I still like some of their funkier stuff.
I guess I still like some of their funkier stuff.
I happen to love civil rights.
I happen to love civil rights.
I have a very important assignment due tomorrow, and
I have a very important assignment due tomorrow, and
I have important information for this committee. I have pictures. I have proof.
I have important information for this committee. I have pictures. I have proof.
I haven't. I've seen it on mountaintops, but
I haven't. I've seen it on mountaintops, but
I hope you don't mind if I use bits of this interlude in a short story I'm working on.
I hope you don't mind if I use bits of this interlude in a short story I'm working on.
I hope you rot in hell.
I hope you rot in hell.
I just couldn't help murmuring my approval of your opening remarks.
I just couldn't help murmuring my approval of your opening remarks.
I just feel so frustrated!
I just feel so frustrated!
I just got in sort of a fight.
I just got in sort of a fight.
I just have to study. Okay, so let's study together. I could drill you.
I just have to study. Okay, so let's study together. I could drill you.
I just spent 18 hours in a jail cell...
I just spent 18 hours in a jail cell...
I just told you I never applied for a loan before.
I just told you I never applied for a loan before.
I just wanna say
I just wanna say
I just wanna say...
I just wanna say...
I know how bad you needed that a on banks' final. And I know how much it meant to you.
I know how bad you needed that a on banks' final. And I know how much it meant to you.
I know you don't need the help, but I could really use it.
I know you don't need the help, but I could really use it.
I love being black.
I love being black.
I love the law!
I love the law!
I love this woman oh, god, is she beautiful!
I love this woman oh, god, is she beautiful!
I mean I mean, it wasn't my fault!
I mean I mean, it wasn't my fault!
I mean, because she thinks I'm black.
I mean, because she thinks I'm black.
I mean, Harvard law school.
I mean, Harvard law school.
I mean, I guess you've been through a lot of stuff.
I mean, I guess you've been through a lot of stuff.
I mean, it was like...
I mean, it was like...
I mean, uh
I mean, uh
I mean, uh
I mean, uh
I mean, we don't have any problems sexually, right?
I mean, we don't have any problems sexually, right?
I met her at the laundromat. I'm not saying it's serious or anything,
I met her at the laundromat. I'm not saying it's serious or anything,
I might as well look 'impo'tant.'
I might as well look 'impo'tant.'
I never thought all this would
I never thought all this would
I never thought I'd fall in love with her.
I never thought I'd fall in love with her.
I really couldn't eat another bite.
I really couldn't eat another bite.
I said there would be no excuses for late work,
I said there would be no excuses for late work,
I see he decided to come in native costume today.
I see he decided to come in native costume today.
I see.
I see.
I sold my car and stuff.
I sold my car and stuff.
I swear to god I was gonna come talk to you about this myself.
I swear to god I was gonna come talk to you about this myself.
I think I just changed my mind. I'm taking criminal law.
I think I just changed my mind. I'm taking criminal law.
I think I'm in paradise. I mean, look
I think I'm in paradise. I mean, look
I think it stirred something in both of us.
I think it stirred something in both of us.
I think it's just about gone to her head.
I think it's just about gone to her head.
I think it's like, you know, a real militant group.
I think it's like, you know, a real militant group.
I think not.
I think not.
I think she likes me.
I think she likes me.
I think the water's boiling.
I think the water's boiling.
I think you will do a good job.
I think you will do a good job.
I told you she liked me.
I told you she liked me.
I understand you are allowed one phone call from jail?
I understand you are allowed one phone call from jail?
I want you to stay away from him.
I want you to stay away from him.
I was just trying to make an impression. You did.
I was just trying to make an impression. You did.
I was next in line for that.
I was next in line for that.
I work my ass off to give him everything he wants.
I work my ass off to give him everything he wants.
I would like to get a law degree, sir.
I would like to get a law degree, sir.
I would like to make a few things clear.
I would like to make a few things clear.
I would suggest that you begin work on it...
I would suggest that you begin work on it...
I'd like you to meet my good friend, uh, Karim.
I'd like you to meet my good friend, uh, Karim.
I'll be in the library at 7:00, if you're interested.
I'll be in the library at 7:00, if you're interested.
I'll bet mark's people are pretty proud of him too.
I'll bet mark's people are pretty proud of him too.
I'll bring you your books.
I'll bring you your books.
I'll open yours. You open mine. Okay.
I'll open yours. You open mine. Okay.
I'm doing biochem research for a suntan lotion company.
I'm doing biochem research for a suntan lotion company.
I'm Dorothy Watson and this is my husband, bill.
I'm Dorothy Watson and this is my husband, bill.
I'm going on the Henry Q. Bouchard memorial scholarship...
I'm going on the Henry Q. Bouchard memorial scholarship...
I'm gonna check on that coffee. Why don't you go check on that coffee?
I'm gonna check on that coffee. Why don't you go check on that coffee?
I'm gonna go check on that coffee.
I'm gonna go check on that coffee.
I'm gonna go confront him with this right now. Oh, boy!
I'm gonna go confront him with this right now. Oh, boy!
I'm Gordon Bloomfeld, Mr. Watson's chief counsel in this matter.
I'm Gordon Bloomfeld, Mr. Watson's chief counsel in this matter.
I'm happy for you, mark. If you'll excuse me. Sarah.
I'm happy for you, mark. If you'll excuse me. Sarah.
I'm having dinner with my parents tonight.
I'm having dinner with my parents tonight.
I'm not a martyr. I've just seen the way you drive.
I'm not a martyr. I've just seen the way you drive.
I'm not! Sarah
I'm not! Sarah
I'm really sorry, you know. I wasn't trying to make fun of it or anything,
I'm really sorry, you know. I wasn't trying to make fun of it or anything,
I'm sorry, but while we agree with you philosophically, we can't help you here.
I'm sorry, but while we agree with you philosophically, we can't help you here.
I'm sorry, Gordo, but I can't go crawling back there, like some pathetic wretch,
I'm sorry, Gordo, but I can't go crawling back there, like some pathetic wretch,
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
I'm there for ya. I'll keep it in mind.
I'm there for ya. I'll keep it in mind.
I'm Thinkin' about growing some 'dreads.
I'm Thinkin' about growing some 'dreads.
I'm warning you. I'm armed.
I'm warning you. I'm armed.
I've always said, and you can check my record on this,
I've always said, and you can check my record on this,
I've been extremely impressed by the way your work has improved over the semester.
I've been extremely impressed by the way your work has improved over the semester.
I've heard about this sort of thing.
I've heard about this sort of thing.
If I didn't like it, I could always get out.
If I didn't like it, I could always get out.
If there were a beautiful, half naked girl curled up on my bed.
If there were a beautiful, half naked girl curled up on my bed.
If this were a court of law, you would be cited for contempt.
If this were a court of law, you would be cited for contempt.
If two people really care about each other.
If two people really care about each other.
If you have a yellow card, ensure that it's signed...
If you have a yellow card, ensure that it's signed...
If you have food stamps, I need to see them first.
If you have food stamps, I need to see them first.
If you haven't lost it. I haven't lost it.
If you haven't lost it. I haven't lost it.
If you hear of anything oh, yeah, absolutely.
If you hear of anything oh, yeah, absolutely.
If you hope to bring your grade for the semester up to an acceptable level.
If you hope to bring your grade for the semester up to an acceptable level.
If you want me to leave, just tell me. No.
If you want me to leave, just tell me. No.
If you've had some sort of accident...
If you've had some sort of accident...
Ii don't know what to
Ii don't know what to
Ii kinda wanted to run for senate.
Ii kinda wanted to run for senate.
Ii mean I don't think you should feel humiliated.
Ii mean I don't think you should feel humiliated.
In classical or medieval jurisprudence.
In classical or medieval jurisprudence.
In fact, last year our judgment on a case actually led one student...
In fact, last year our judgment on a case actually led one student...
In fact, one could argue that it was the lack of understanding of my client's special needs,
In fact, one could argue that it was the lack of understanding of my client's special needs,
In his efforts to come by the money honestly,
In his efforts to come by the money honestly,
In short,
In short,
In the future, Mr. Watson.
In the future, Mr. Watson.
In the time allotted.
In the time allotted.
In the upper left hand corner.
In the upper left hand corner.
In thus coming forward, my client throws himself upon the mercy of this committee.
In thus coming forward, my client throws himself upon the mercy of this committee.
Interracial relationships.
Interracial relationships.
Is he a Muslim, or
Is he a Muslim, or
Is he blind? No, no. He's just dumb.
Is he blind? No, no. He's just dumb.
Is Ronald Reagan, sir.
Is Ronald Reagan, sir.
Is somebody in the kitchen?
Is somebody in the kitchen?
Is this where we sign up? Mm hmm. Names?
Is this where we sign up? Mm hmm. Names?
Is, uh, something wrong, Mr. McGrady?
Is, uh, something wrong, Mr. McGrady?
Isn't it great? Oh, it sure is.
Isn't it great? Oh, it sure is.
It appears that Mr. Watson has reconsidered his decision.
It appears that Mr. Watson has reconsidered his decision.
It can't be! It is. Keep walkin'.
It can't be! It is. Keep walkin'.
It doesn't matter. I still had no right to take that scholarship.
It doesn't matter. I still had no right to take that scholarship.
It looks like I'm not working hard enough.
It looks like I'm not working hard enough.
It was great, dad. Yes, it was great, wasn't it?
It was great, dad. Yes, it was great, wasn't it?
It was the 1972 case of Oklahoma vs. Powell.
It was the 1972 case of Oklahoma vs. Powell.
It's a new product this suntan lotion company's developing.
It's a new product this suntan lotion company's developing.
It's a secret way.
It's a secret way.
It's all such a game.
It's all such a game.
It's great!
It's great!
It's immoral. Well, of course it is.
It's immoral. Well, of course it is.
It's okay, Dorothy. Then who are these people?
It's okay, Dorothy. Then who are these people?
It's Sarah. Wait a minute.
It's Sarah. Wait a minute.
It's snowing.
It's snowing.
It's snowing.
It's snowing.
It's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
It's the opportunity of a lifetime!
It's the opportunity of a lifetime!
It's wrong.
It's wrong.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ. What did you let her in here for?
Jesus Christ. What did you let her in here for?
Joan rivers is hosting.
Joan rivers is hosting.
Joan rivers? What do you mean Joan rivers is hosting?
Joan rivers? What do you mean Joan rivers is hosting?
Just go over there, open the door and look in your room.
Just go over there, open the door and look in your room.
Just in case.
Just in case.
Just to see it all slip away like this
Just to see it all slip away like this
Just when you think you get to know somebody.
Just when you think you get to know somebody.
Karim Abdul... Ali.
Karim Abdul... Ali.
Keen analytical minds.
Keen analytical minds.
Kids.
Kids.
Let me do the work.
Let me do the work.
Let me drive you. No, it's okay. I can take a bus.
Let me drive you. No, it's okay. I can take a bus.
Let me see that.
Let me see that.
Let me tell you what's for dessert.
Let me tell you what's for dessert.
Let me try to explain myself to you.
Let me try to explain myself to you.
Life this semester is not going to be easy for any of you.
Life this semester is not going to be easy for any of you.
Listen, about that, uh, B.L.S.A. Thing.
Listen, about that, uh, B.L.S.A. Thing.
Listen, scumbag guys, guys.
Listen, scumbag guys, guys.
Look at you. You're turning white.
Look at you. You're turning white.
Look, guys, I'm really not that good or anything.
Look, guys, I'm really not that good or anything.
Look, no offense. Really, just a joke. Hey, no problem.
Look, no offense. Really, just a joke. Hey, no problem.
Look, professor,
Look, professor,
Look, professor, I know what you're getting at.
Look, professor, I know what you're getting at.
Look. I don't want to be a pain in the ass here,
Look. I don't want to be a pain in the ass here,
Looking good, mama. Looking good. I gots to be goin' now.
Looking good, mama. Looking good. I gots to be goin' now.
Make a lot of money,
Make a lot of money,
Mark feels that he has done a grave injustice...
Mark feels that he has done a grave injustice...
Mark Watson is actually... white.
Mark Watson is actually... white.
Mark Watson,
Mark Watson,
Mark Watson. Can I get you anything?
Mark Watson. Can I get you anything?
Mark Watson. Okey dokey, why don't we just take mark on our team...
Mark Watson. Okey dokey, why don't we just take mark on our team...
Mark, are you in trouble?
Mark, are you in trouble?
Mark, don't do this. Mark, come on. Listen to me.
Mark, don't do this. Mark, come on. Listen to me.
Mark, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're not tan.
Mark, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're not tan.
Mark, I think she's on to you.
Mark, I think she's on to you.
Mark, I understand what you're feeling.
Mark, I understand what you're feeling.
Mark, I was just wondering ♫
Mark, I was just wondering ♫
Mark, I'm coming back in now. It's freezing out there.
Mark, I'm coming back in now. It's freezing out there.
Mark, mark, check it out.
Mark, mark, check it out.
Mark, wait a minute. What are you talking about?
Mark, wait a minute. What are you talking about?
Mark, what are you doing with that thing on your head?
Mark, what are you doing with that thing on your head?
Mark, what I'm trying to say is
Mark, what I'm trying to say is
Mark, why don't you let us in? It's your parents.
Mark, why don't you let us in? It's your parents.
Mark, you know that son of ours is just so proud of this girl here.
Mark, you know that son of ours is just so proud of this girl here.
Mark?
Mark?
Mark?
Mark?
Mark. Mark.
Mark. Mark.
Maybe I should get my car reuphol, Gordon?
Maybe I should get my car reuphol, Gordon?
Maybe take a few hostages? Sure!
Maybe take a few hostages? Sure!
Maybe you'd like to get together sometime.
Maybe you'd like to get together sometime.
Maybe...
Maybe...
Me Quambo will destroy you.
Me Quambo will destroy you.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Might try to do a particularly good job.
Might try to do a particularly good job.
Miss Walker, perhaps you could complete the case citation...
Miss Walker, perhaps you could complete the case citation...
Miss Walker?
Miss Walker?
Miss Walker.
Miss Walker.
Miss Zendel!
Miss Zendel!
Miss Zendel? Here.
Miss Zendel? Here.
Mom, dad, tell me, what brings you to this wintry part of the country?
Mom, dad, tell me, what brings you to this wintry part of the country?
More clearly, then he would...
More clearly, then he would...
More than life itself. God!
More than life itself. God!
Moved out of his integrity life phase and into generativity.
Moved out of his integrity life phase and into generativity.
Mr. Bloomfeld, these proceedings are highly irregular as it is.
Mr. Bloomfeld, these proceedings are highly irregular as it is.
Mr. Van Dusen?
Mr. Van Dusen?
Mr. Van Dusen?
Mr. Van Dusen?
Mr. Watson,
Mr. Watson,
Mr. Watson,
Mr. Watson,
Mr. Watson,
Mr. Watson,
Mr. Watson, an unfortunate situation has come to my attention,
Mr. Watson, an unfortunate situation has come to my attention,
Mr. Watson, I'm gonna level with you. This bank is finicky,
Mr. Watson, I'm gonna level with you. This bank is finicky,
Mr. Watson?
Mr. Watson?
Mr. Watson.
Mr. Watson.
Mr. Watson. Thank you, sir.
Mr. Watson. Thank you, sir.
Mr. Wizansky present, sir.
Mr. Wizansky present, sir.
Much like your own.
Much like your own.
My circuits are damaged.
My circuits are damaged.
My client is more than ready to come forward in person.
My client is more than ready to come forward in person.
My client may yet become...
My client may yet become...
My client was in a position of dire financial need...
My client was in a position of dire financial need...
My guess is he falsified his transcripts or cheated on his l.S.A.T.'S.
My guess is he falsified his transcripts or cheated on his l.S.A.T.'S.
My mucous membranes are infested with them.
My mucous membranes are infested with them.
My name's mark Watson. What's yours?
My name's mark Watson. What's yours?
Nah, I go to Eleanor Roosevelt.
Nah, I go to Eleanor Roosevelt.
Naturally we were concerned when we learned that...
Naturally we were concerned when we learned that...
Next time you get arrested, use it to call me.
Next time you get arrested, use it to call me.
Nice to meet you, Karim!
Nice to meet you, Karim!
No excuses. I repeat, no excuses...
No excuses. I repeat, no excuses...
No offense, right? Just a little joke?
No offense, right? Just a little joke?
No offense.
No offense.
No problem.
No problem.
No way. That's history.
No way. That's history.
No wonder. No wonder.
No wonder. No wonder.
No wonder. No wonder.
No wonder. No wonder.
No, believe me, my interest in him is purely sociological.
No, believe me, my interest in him is purely sociological.
No, I didn't. I chickened out.
No, I didn't. I chickened out.
No, it's not that. You're obviously hiding more than a Christmas present here.
No, it's not that. You're obviously hiding more than a Christmas present here.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, mom. You say that, but believe me, you don't mean it.
No, mom. You say that, but believe me, you don't mean it.
No, no. I'll open mine, you open yours. Okay.
No, no. I'll open mine, you open yours. Okay.
No, nobody's in the kitchen.
No, nobody's in the kitchen.
No, Sarah. Just tell me the truth.
No, Sarah. Just tell me the truth.
No, sir, I can't.
No, sir, I can't.
No, sir, that would be it.
No, sir, that would be it.
No, sir. I beg your pardon?
No, sir. I beg your pardon?
No, sir. I can't.
No, sir. I can't.
No, thank you. I just want to let you know...
No, thank you. I just want to let you know...
No, why don't you guys take Gordon,
No, why don't you guys take Gordon,
No, you're crazy.
No, you're crazy.
No! I mean
No! I mean
No? Good.
No? Good.
No.
No.
No. How's your credit history?
No. How's your credit history?
No. I think you just better drill yourself.
No. I think you just better drill yourself.
No. It's an appointment.
No. It's an appointment.
Not really.
Not really.
Not that I don't have the same respect for you you may shut up now,
Not that I don't have the same respect for you you may shut up now,
Not to watch that thing at the dinner table?
Not to watch that thing at the dinner table?
Now I've blown it with Sarah.
Now I've blown it with Sarah.
Now, where the hell are you going to get $53,000?
Now, where the hell are you going to get $53,000?
Objection.
Objection.
Of course it is?
Of course it is?
Of course you could go to jail for this.
Of course you could go to jail for this.
Of course, utterly.
Of course, utterly.
Of course. But what does that really mean anyway?
Of course. But what does that really mean anyway?
Of criminal intent.
Of criminal intent.
Of the Marina Del Rey Bloomfelds.
Of the Marina Del Rey Bloomfelds.
Of Ukrainian descent;
Of Ukrainian descent;
Oh, and she is incredibly attracted to me.
Oh, and she is incredibly attracted to me.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, but, but you see, that was their fault.
Oh, but, but you see, that was their fault.
Oh, Georgie. All right.
Oh, Georgie. All right.
Oh, god. Mark?
Oh, god. Mark?
Oh, god. Oh, god.
Oh, god. Oh, god.
Oh, I see. And these people are actually your parents.
Oh, I see. And these people are actually your parents.
Oh, I think it is. What are you saying, dad?
Oh, I think it is. What are you saying, dad?
Oh, I'm fine.
Oh, I'm fine.
Oh, it is so good to see you!
Oh, it is so good to see you!
Oh, look.
Oh, look.
Oh, Marky.
Oh, Marky.
Oh, Mr. Watson?
Oh, Mr. Watson?
Oh, right, your... chairiness.
Oh, right, your... chairiness.
Oh, shut up, Dorothy. Son, you've had...
Oh, shut up, Dorothy. Son, you've had...
Oh, that's great, Brad.
Oh, that's great, Brad.
Oh, where are we going?
Oh, where are we going?
Oh, yeah. Mom, dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm black.
Oh, yeah. Mom, dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm black.
Oh, you guys!
Oh, you guys!
Oh! I can explain that.
Oh! I can explain that.
Oh? How?
Oh? How?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. And what if I have an American express gold card?
Oh. And what if I have an American express gold card?
Oh. We gotta go.
Oh. We gotta go.
Ohh!
Ohh!
Okay, but don't you think you're overreacting?
Okay, but don't you think you're overreacting?
Okay, it's an appointment!
Okay, it's an appointment!
Okay, look. Stay here.
Okay, look. Stay here.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay! Right. Here it is:
Okay! Right. Here it is:
Okay? Okay.
Okay? Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right. On three.
Okay. All right. On three.
Okay. Fillmore, you can take Matthews.
Okay. Fillmore, you can take Matthews.
Okay. Friday night.
Okay. Friday night.
Okay. Okay, so I misplaced my license. What the hell are you gonna do, arrest me?
Okay. Okay, so I misplaced my license. What the hell are you gonna do, arrest me?
Okay. The truth.
Okay. The truth.
Okay. They can't see me like this. Stall them.
Okay. They can't see me like this. Stall them.
Okay. What? Mark.
Okay. What? Mark.
Okay. Why did the n**** wear a tux on his way to his vasectomy? Why?
Okay. Why did the n**** wear a tux on his way to his vasectomy? Why?
Older people are going insane with anxiety about their financial futures.
Older people are going insane with anxiety about their financial futures.
On no formal charges,
On no formal charges,
On second thought, why don't we go in the kitchen?
On second thought, why don't we go in the kitchen?
On the inside, although I was black on the outside.
On the inside, although I was black on the outside.
On the part of the governmental, financial...
On the part of the governmental, financial...
One outstanding debt to pacific bell in the amount of 72.12.
One outstanding debt to pacific bell in the amount of 72.12.
One that is of particular concern to the black students here at the law school.
One that is of particular concern to the black students here at the law school.
One, two wait a minute!
One, two wait a minute!
One. Uno.
One. Uno.
Only shades of pink.
Only shades of pink.
Oops, excuse me.
Oops, excuse me.
Or gets kicked out, and I'm in.
Or gets kicked out, and I'm in.
Our only black student member was taking a leave of absence.
Our only black student member was taking a leave of absence.
Pardon me? Interracial relationships.
Pardon me? Interracial relationships.
People who, as much as it pains me to say it,
People who, as much as it pains me to say it,
Perhaps you should have taken the entire day off.
Perhaps you should have taken the entire day off.
Perhaps you were aware that I serve as chairman on that committee.
Perhaps you were aware that I serve as chairman on that committee.
Periodically, we're called upon to recommend punitive actions against a student.
Periodically, we're called upon to recommend punitive actions against a student.
Personal problems, anything,
Personal problems, anything,
Pets, damage, drugs, loud music
Pets, damage, drugs, loud music
Please begin.
Please begin.
Please see to it that they are funny!
Please see to it that they are funny!
Please, don't feel terrible. It's nothing.
Please, don't feel terrible. It's nothing.
Please, please. At least give me a chance.
Please, please. At least give me a chance.
Please.
Please.
Please. Call me mark.
Please. Call me mark.
Pretty smart, huh?
Pretty smart, huh?
Probably a lot of stuff I can't even imagine.
Probably a lot of stuff I can't even imagine.
Promise me you wouldn't interfere if there were a half naked girl curled up on my bed.
Promise me you wouldn't interfere if there were a half naked girl curled up on my bed.
Punitive actions, sir?
Punitive actions, sir?
Put it up! All right.
Put it up! All right.
Quarterback. You get a thousand black guys and one white guy,
Quarterback. You get a thousand black guys and one white guy,
Quiz you. Come on. I'm serious about this.
Quiz you. Come on. I'm serious about this.
Realize his mistake, and probably offer to pay your tuition.
Realize his mistake, and probably offer to pay your tuition.
Really, nothing at all.
Really, nothing at all.
Remember you? Are you kidding?
Remember you? Are you kidding?
Retire to the islands at 35.
Retire to the islands at 35.
Right here, right now.
Right here, right now.
Right on.
Right on.
Right, George?
Right, George?
Right, here we go. $5,000 to a young man...
Right, here we go. $5,000 to a young man...
Right.
Right.
Right. I want to believe you.
Right. I want to believe you.
Right. Sorry, Marcus. Okay! Let's go!
Right. Sorry, Marcus. Okay! Let's go!
Right. What?
Right. What?
Sarah,
Sarah,
Sarah, don't be a martyr.
Sarah, don't be a martyr.
Sarah, here's a letter from your mom and your dad.
Sarah, here's a letter from your mom and your dad.
Sarah, I really care about you a lot. That's why I can't tell you the truth.
Sarah, I really care about you a lot. That's why I can't tell you the truth.
Sarah, I'm really sorry.
Sarah, I'm really sorry.
Sarah, listen to me. You're the smartest person in that class.
Sarah, listen to me. You're the smartest person in that class.
Sarah, the truth is
Sarah, the truth is
Sarah, wait a Se
Sarah, wait a Se
Sarah, wait a second.
Sarah, wait a second.
Sarah, wait a second. Oh, just leave me alone.
Sarah, wait a second. Oh, just leave me alone.
Sarah, what I'm trying to say to you is I'm actually white.
Sarah, what I'm trying to say to you is I'm actually white.
Sarah! Hi.
Sarah! Hi.
Sarah...
Sarah...
Sarah's coming over here to study. She'll be here any minute.
Sarah's coming over here to study. She'll be here any minute.
Say hi to Gordon for us.
Say hi to Gordon for us.
Scientists now believe that a simple ski mask can stop the senseless spread of disease.
Scientists now believe that a simple ski mask can stop the senseless spread of disease.
Senate it is, then. Great party.
Senate it is, then. Great party.
Seven thousand, five hundred dollars.
Seven thousand, five hundred dollars.
Sexually compatible people can't work out their differences,
Sexually compatible people can't work out their differences,
She got an a, okay? She got an a.
She got an a, okay? She got an a.
She let me put my hand inside her blouse.
She let me put my hand inside her blouse.
She might recognize your voice. Gordy?
She might recognize your voice. Gordy?
She never told me that your roommate was, a, uh
She never told me that your roommate was, a, uh
She said they had financial aid for people whose parents are poor.
She said they had financial aid for people whose parents are poor.
Shit, I never thought about anything.
Shit, I never thought about anything.
Shit! Don't say anything.
Shit! Don't say anything.
Shut up, dad. You don't owe me any explanation.
Shut up, dad. You don't owe me any explanation.
Shut up, Dorothy. Mark, could we go somewhere
Shut up, Dorothy. Mark, could we go somewhere
Shut up, Gordon. Where the hell is mark? Yes, sir. You bet.
Shut up, Gordon. Where the hell is mark? Yes, sir. You bet.
Shut up! You're all alike.
Shut up! You're all alike.
Sixteen bounced checks from this bank. Oh, but you see,
Sixteen bounced checks from this bank. Oh, but you see,
Smart ass little rubberneck.
Smart ass little rubberneck.
So ably began.
So ably began.
So George and I are at the checkout counter,
So George and I are at the checkout counter,
So how long were you married?
So how long were you married?
So I can do some work that might be of use to somebody.
So I can do some work that might be of use to somebody.
So I went over to see Seth at his lab the other day, and he gave me these pills.
So I went over to see Seth at his lab the other day, and he gave me these pills.
So let's see your license and registration.
So let's see your license and registration.
So they accost some promising young professional student and claim to be his parents.
So they accost some promising young professional student and claim to be his parents.
So they accost some promising young professional student and claim to be his parents.
So they accost some promising young professional student and claim to be his parents.
So what about you?
So what about you?
So what are you gonna do?
So what are you gonna do?
So you go to Radcliffe?
So you go to Radcliffe?
So, Gord man, tell me: What do you think?
So, Gord man, tell me: What do you think?
So, Gordy, how's mark?
So, Gordy, how's mark?
So, if I'm hearing you correctly,
So, if I'm hearing you correctly,
So, if you hadn't come along, the money would have just sat there? Exactly!
So, if you hadn't come along, the money would have just sat there? Exactly!
So, Mr. and Mrs. Watson, how do you find Boston?
So, Mr. and Mrs. Watson, how do you find Boston?
So, the way I figure it,
So, the way I figure it,
So, uh, come on. Ernie, you guys get Leon.
So, uh, come on. Ernie, you guys get Leon.
So, um
So, um
So, what's the plan? I say, we divide and conquer.
So, what's the plan? I say, we divide and conquer.
So, why don't we take him, 'cause in all fairness, we may have the stronger team here.
So, why don't we take him, 'cause in all fairness, we may have the stronger team here.
So, you go to Harvard?
So, you go to Harvard?
Some might say it was time I did something for myself for a change.
Some might say it was time I did something for myself for a change.
Some of you may have had easy lives up until now.
Some of you may have had easy lives up until now.
Some of you may not.
Some of you may not.
Somebody here call a cab?
Somebody here call a cab?
Somebody yelled mark. Excuse me.
Somebody yelled mark. Excuse me.
Sometimes, even I can hardly believe it. Hey.
Sometimes, even I can hardly believe it. Hey.
Sorry, dumb question.
Sorry, dumb question.
Sorry, I guess you can't
Sorry, I guess you can't
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Listen, I just wanted to
Sorry. Listen, I just wanted to
Sort of
Sort of
Sounded sorta pissed. Oh, shit!
Sounded sorta pissed. Oh, shit!
Studying here makes me so... sleepy.
Studying here makes me so... sleepy.
Sure, dad.
Sure, dad.
Suspension. In some cases, expulsion.
Suspension. In some cases, expulsion.
Talk to him. Reason with him.
Talk to him. Reason with him.
Tell you what. I'll go turn the music off.
Tell you what. I'll go turn the music off.
Ten black guys and one white guy.
Ten black guys and one white guy.
Ten thousand, four hundred and ninety three dollars.
Ten thousand, four hundred and ninety three dollars.
Terrific. You going to the special hearing?
Terrific. You going to the special hearing?
Thank you for telling me this, Mr. McGrady.
Thank you for telling me this, Mr. McGrady.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, that won't be necessary, uh
Thank you, that won't be necessary, uh
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for the cocktail, Gordon.
Thanks for the cocktail, Gordon.
Thanks, Brad. Where are you goin'?
Thanks, Brad. Where are you goin'?
Thanks. Mark?
Thanks. Mark?
That asshole thinks I'm lying! Mark, you are lying.
That asshole thinks I'm lying! Mark, you are lying.
That if everyone learned to speak English,
That if everyone learned to speak English,
That shouldn't affect my credit rating, because...
That shouldn't affect my credit rating, because...
That the first B.L.S.A. Meeting is this Thursday, in Hastings hall.
That the first B.L.S.A. Meeting is this Thursday, in Hastings hall.
That thing is manhood.
That thing is manhood.
That was incredible, mark.
That was incredible, mark.
That was really good in there. I was impressed. Thanks.
That was really good in there. I was impressed. Thanks.
That you are both going to Harvard law!
That you are both going to Harvard law!
That you believe your father misinterpreted my advice to him,
That you believe your father misinterpreted my advice to him,
That your first major written assignment is due...
That your first major written assignment is due...
That your irrepressible colleague...
That your irrepressible colleague...
That? That.
That? That.
That's before I found out the prof was a brother.
That's before I found out the prof was a brother.
That's everything. That's all the money I got last semester, plus interest.
That's everything. That's all the money I got last semester, plus interest.
That's my stereo.
That's my stereo.
That's unfortunate. It happens to be correct.
That's unfortunate. It happens to be correct.
That's what he tells his wife when they go to bed.
That's what he tells his wife when they go to bed.
That's why I've decided to let you pay your own way.
That's why I've decided to let you pay your own way.
That's... a sweet gesture,
That's... a sweet gesture,
The final is less than two weeks away,
The final is less than two weeks away,
The Henry Q. Bouchard memorial fellowship.
The Henry Q. Bouchard memorial fellowship.
The judiciary committee is called upon to make some difficult decisions.
The judiciary committee is called upon to make some difficult decisions.
The judiciary committee will convene in two minutes.
The judiciary committee will convene in two minutes.
The lengths some women will go to get to me.
The lengths some women will go to get to me.
The mail came. They're here.
The mail came. They're here.
The most qualified black applicant, you idiot.
The most qualified black applicant, you idiot.
The one who stole my scholarship, the bouchard scholarship.
The one who stole my scholarship, the bouchard scholarship.
The only thing I've ever wanted is to give you everything.
The only thing I've ever wanted is to give you everything.
The precedent, sir, is
The precedent, sir, is
The Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
The Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
Then I'll just go turn it off. No!
Then I'll just go turn it off. No!
Then you damn well better work twice as hard.
Then you damn well better work twice as hard.
Then you're the one. Which one?
Then you're the one. Which one?
There is no substitute.
There is no substitute.

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