Hot Pursuit (2015) Edit

A female suspect and hostage are in the area. You seen anything suspicious?

Aah!

Aah! I know this is impractical but we might have to catch our own food.

Aah! Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.

About $4 million.

Actually, I'm kind of, like, annoyed...

All due respect, Captain Emmett, I know exactly who Deputy Marshal Jackson is.

All evidence has to be submitted in a proper size Nolan envelope.

All of Texas law enforcement is looking for these two.

All right, all right. And technically he is not a fugitive. I helped him get off.

All right, baby girl, you ready for your first day at work with Daddy?

All right, cut it out.

All right, keep it down.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to begin our audio tour.

All right, so just put your head down...

All right. Well, that's my job.

Along with the sunshine

Amen.

An orange one.

And do not think that I forgot you tried to escape.

And even if you're right...

And I am gonna complete my mission.

And I am so tired of those racist accusations.

And I came back to save you...

And I can't let you kill him.

And I drew a picture of it in my I.R.L.

And I need you to get it for me.

And I turned his name into a joke.

And I wouldn't care so much, but my father was a very respected man.

And leave that!

And leave that!

And looking for a cow to milk, while putting on makeup.

And my other sister, she dated a similar piece of shit.

And no, I'm not an idiot, and no, I don't have a flat ass.

And not everybody wants to die...

And that's my car not a personal vehicle.

And then you throw it in the river, and...

And why is that?

And you are welcome, Mrs. Riva.

And you stole my truck.

And you took mine away from me.

And you...

And you're gonna have to report a 10 12 and two 10 60s.

And, honestly, I expected more out of a guy I met on Christian Mingle.

And, unfortunately, I have to do this.

And...

Are we alone?

Are you doing it?

Are you kidding me? It's not a horse.

As a matter of fact, I do. The other day they brought in a duffle bag.

As in, He just pulled a Cooper? As in, Don't Cooper that shit?

At a max of 90 miles per hour...

At the rate we're going, we'll get there more than an hour early.

At this hour, police are still looking for the two suspects.

Average pair of women's shoes weighs about a half a pound.

Ay, perdona. My wife is a come mierda.

Because your stupid little skinny arms cannot even stop a bullet!

Because, as you know, you are a flight risk.

Bingo! I got them! All right, Mrs. Riva, we're gonna...

Breaking news in the Vicente Cortez story:

But Cortez has killed every potential witness we've had.

But I destroyed your car.

But I have recorded all the details, and tried to follow protocol.

But I have to be tough to be a cop.

But I remember that was not your strong suit.

But I'm not like those other cops. You can trust me.

But it doesn't look good, so you're turning a tiny little radio on... What?

But no man's gonna do this.

But that's not what is important right now.

But we use body language.

But you just had to show up early.

But you're forcing me to take extreme measures.

But you're gonna take me with my suitcase.

But you're taking me with my...

Calm down, ma'am. Everything's gonna be fine.

Captain Emmett.

Checkpoint. You better figure something out.

Clap it.

Clean your nose!

Come back here!

Come here, boy! Hey! Come here. Come here.

Come here.

Come on, man. We're running out of time.

Come on!

Come on. At least we got Dixon and Hauser.

Come on. Didn't your mother teach you manners?

Come on. Keep it moving.

Come on. Over here.

Come on. Relax, cariño.

Congratulation, Officer Lesbian, you wear the shoes of a coward that I hate.

Cooper.

Copy that. Noise disturbance.

Cortez is suspected of more than 100 murders while dominating the U.S. drug trade.

Cortez killed your brother, and now you're gonna try and kill him.

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

Damn it!

Damn it.

Damn, Coop.

Dang it!

Dang it! Bring the bag!

Daniella Riva, a Hispanic female, approximately 40 years old.

Daniella, what happened?

Deer noises, like, you know, like the dogs says:

Deputy Jackson, Captain Emmett said that this transport was at 11 a.m.

Detective Hauser, come back. You know protocol.

Detective Hauser. I'm so glad y'all are here.

Dial 1139.

Did she promise you favors?

Did you even have a brother?

Did you see that? This is what we gotta do.

Did you...?

Did your husband kill your brother?

Dixon!

Dixon. Dixon!

Do not pull over. That's an order.

Do not touch my I.R.L.

Do you have a telephone on you?

Do you hear that?

Do you know who Felipe Riva is?

Do you think she has any snacks?

Does this look like a joke?

Don't Cooper this, Cooper.

Don't ever talk about my father like that again.

Don't forget everything I taught you.

Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.

Don't make me come up there!

Don't make me stop you.

Don't make me use this.

Don't really know why.

Don't try and kill Cortez. I have a better idea.

Don't worry about her. Nobody knows we're here.

Don't worry, Miss Riva.

Don't worry. They didn't see us.

Don't you walk away until I get a second date.

Done. Let's go.

Drop your weapon!

Each seemed surprised to see each other. One set Latino, possible cartel.

Eh... Eh...

Either come to Dallas, testify against Cortez before the grand jury...

Enjoying the Party.

Everybody in the state is looking for you.

Everything but your husband's gonna be fine.

Except I need you to drop us off at the nearest establishment...

Except this is the opposite, time is waiting for every man.

Family is everything.

Felipe must have put baking powder in the car.

Feminine what?

Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.

Fine.

Fine.

Fist bump. For all that good police work, good buddy.

Follow me.

Following the slaying of lead witness, Felipe Riva...

For example, that's probably something you could leave at home.

Forty!

Freeze! Police!

From here to Dallas, we ride in silence.

Get a move on. Come on.

Get away from it, lady.

Get back in your car, sir! Get back in your vehicle.

Get down!

Get down.

Get out of here!

Get out of here. Go. Just go. Go.

Get out of the way!

Get to the car, radio for backup.

Get up! Help me!

Get your ass back in that cell!

Give it!

Give me one of those.

Go ahead.

Go home.

Go on.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.

Go, go, go! You help us.

Go, go, go.

God, I'm gonna miss her.

Goddamn it.

Got you.

Ha ha ha. Did you give him a pirate key?

Hauser, you don't wanna do this. You've already killed one fellow officer today.

Hauser, you don't wanna do this. You've already killed one fellow officer today.

Hauser!

He begged for his life.

He got in trouble with the wrong people.

He had it on his left wrist.

He has an ankle monitor.

He has people on his payroll everywhere.

He is known as The Bank of Bogotá, The Tender Tender...

He just wanted to sit in the front seat!

He killed my brother.

He killed the only family I had.

He went to the police for help...

He, hey. Coop, we got this.

He's a criminal.

He's probably an investment banker in Miami.

Heh, heh. Mrs. Riva's constant use of her physical assets...

Heh. I don't have dinner with dirty cops, so I guess that makes us even.

Hello, Miss Riva.

Hello? Randy?

Help her! Get her up!

Her comadre is here.

Here we go. I have a tendency to be hyper focused...

Here, read a book.

Here.

Here's a blanket.

Hey, are y'all okay?

Hey, come on!

Hey, I think I hear something over here.

Hey, I was just coming...

Hey, mamacita, where you going?

Hey, out of the way.

Hey, you know what? I gotta see something.

Hey! Get out of the way.

Hey! Hey!

Hey. I was named after that song.

Hey. You forgot to pay your bill.

Hi, I want to get in this bus.

Hold on, Reese. We're checking something.

Honey bunny!

How about...

How are we supposed to pay without him seeing our faces?

How could they?

How did it go?

How did you get in here?

How did you...?

How does it feel?

How much baking powder?

How much is that bag worth?

How the hell you understand her?

How you say in English?

How'd you get my gun?

How's that a better idea?

Hurry up! Give me, give me the wheel!

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Hurry, let's go!

Hurry!

I already know the ending.

I am 5' 2.

I am a police officer. She's a federal witness in my protective custody.

I am a sitting goose out here!

I am a widow!

I am announcing my entrance into your private domicile.

I am going to be in Mexico...

I am not going anywhere without this.

I am not going to dignify that statement with a response.

I am not saying thank you!

I am talking on the phone.

I am warning you!

I am, however, responsible for you...

I begged Felipe not to betray you, but he wouldn't listen to me.

I called dispatch 20 minutes ago. If they were leaving from the precinct...

I can assure you...

I can't believe I bought that stupid shoe story about your brother.

I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm actually having fun with you.

I can't believe that you broke your little book of rules for me.

I can't believe this happened again!

I can't do this normally.

I can't let him live.

I can't reach the pedals.

I can't remember my next line.

I can't see!

I can't sleep knowing she might kill somebody or...

I could get you a room. I know people there.

I could get you a room. I know people there.

I could knit a sweater or a sleeping bag or a whole house. Need curtains?

I did not just Cooper this.

I did not underestimate you. I overestimated you.

I didn't even see that.

I didn't give it to you...

I didn't kill Felipe.

I didn't know.

I dig it.

I do not believe they'll let you leave in that outfit.

I do? How?

I don't even know what that is. That's horrifying.

I don't have a fake mustache.

I don't have meals with convicted felons.

I don't know why I'd want advice from you, anyway.

I don't know. Maybe like 42 kilos.

I don't think I can make it.

I don't think...

I don't wanna hear it out of you. I don't wanna hear anything out of you.

I failed.

I feel like the cheese fell off my cracker.

I found the source of the noise complaint.

I get to kill him?

I got it!

I got stuck!

I gotta calm down.

I gotta find us a phone.

I gotta get my name back.

I guess it is a little bit funny.

I had a bird, I had the Time Warner...

I had a stroke.

I have a better idea.

I have a job to do, except now it's different.

I have a tendency to attract men who run away from me.

I have been set up, shot at, and hunted down.

I have been waiting for six years for this moment...

I have got to contact my precinct.

I have lost my radio, so you're gonna have to call 911.

I have seen your underwear.

I heard you took a bullet.

I hope you don't have a third sister.

I imagine a burning sensation in the little guy's genital region.

I just don't understand. I just feel like it doesn't make any sense.

I just have to hear what Dixon and Hauser hear so we can get ahead of them.

I just saved your life!

I just took a bullet for you!

I know everything I need to know.

I know everything you said about me.

I know it seems hard to believe, but there's more to her than you think.

I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's what my parents named me.

I know she looks like she can't protect nothing...

I know what I did wrong with my cousin, Eugenio.

I know who you are.

I know you're mad, but can we just talk about this reasonably?

I know you've been wanting to get off the bench.

I let you get to second base with me...

I like a lot of coverage.

I mean, exactly how many pairs of times?

I mean, I could kiss you right now.

I need a taxi. Sorry, this is important.

I never promised you a rose garden

I opened it, there was a live raccoon in there. It could've had rabies.

I packed it...

I realize this might be difficult for someone like you.

I really thought this one was gonna work out.

I said that before, didn't I? This accident's got me all jacked up.

I said you're free to go!

I saw you on TV.

I told you to stay away from me.

I told you you should've stayed behind a desk, Coop.

I took it during that pathetic excuse of a hug that you gave me.

I took that turn way too fast.

I usually don't even know what she's talking about.

I want to thank you for your loyalty.

I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing. I watched it for a long time.

I was following protocol, sir.

I was gonna say that. That's what I was gonna say. Um...

I was gonna say, How does it feel being a glorified secretary?

I was just going to get away from Felipe and start alone on my own.

I was just saying, all I ever wanted was to be just like him.

I was Miss Plantain, 2004.

I was saying you are not a criminal.

I will be out in a few hours.

I will never miss my daughter's birthday.

I will say a prayer for him.

I woke up this morning and my partner was killed.

I would hate to see you dead.

I would think that you would love the minibar.

I'd like that.

I'll be a woman, and you'll be a cowboy.

I'll create a distraction and you'll get Cortez to confess to killing your brother.

I'll get you... Seriously, motherf...

I'll have her back by 8:00.

I'll have you know, too, I've also broken some other rules.

I'll run your plates!

I'll turn on the TV for you.

I'm asking you for the last time.

I'm breaking a 10 66 right now.

I'm filled with adrenaline. Look how high I can jump.

I'm getting sick now.

I'm going to cut his foot off.

I'm going to miss you.

I'm gonna check the back.

I'm gonna give you the Heimlich, all right?

I'm gonna go and assume that means, Thanks for saving my life.

I'm gonna go get cleaned up.

I'm gonna need a taxi to Dallas.

I'm gonna pull my body up, and push it out the window.

I'm here for you, cariño.

I'm in a very difficult work situation...

I'm just saying that I wouldn't let the fact that you have a little cuca...

I'm not going to Dallas.

I'm not so sure about this Witness Protection anymore.

I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. Aah!

I'm putting all of that in evidence.

I'm Randy.

I'm so sor...

I'm so sorry for your loss.

I'm so thirsty. It's like my body's a desert.

I'm sor... Actually, I thought you were an urban myth.

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I know you don't like me. But I'm sure you don't want me to get killed!

I'm the biggest fan they have, I wanna get up close and personal with them.

I'm trying. It's more far for me.

I'm underneath a deer and with my head up your ass.

I'm wearing black shoes.

I've been looking all over for you.

If I could get to that cell phone, I could call Captain Emmett.

If I go to Ohio, can my wife go to...

If we get to Dallas and you don't wanna testify, you can go straight to jail.

If you pull that trigger, you'll go to jail for the rest of your life.

In accordance with Texas State Penal Code, section 38, I'm commandeering your vehicle.

In the line of duty.

Instead of being my witness, you're my prisoner.

Intense? Intense how?

Is everybody okay back there?

Is it hot in here? It feels like the surface of the sun.

Is she breathing?

Is that our bus driver?

Is that part of the tour?

Is that the remote?

Is this a joke?

It depends on how the commodities are trading at the moment.

It does not smell. It is not a real deer. It's a decoy.

It is from the horse family.

It is my mission to get you to Dallas by 8:00 a.m.

It is my mission to protect you.

It looks like we just need some water and we'll be good to go.

It never does.

It seems to be a Buddha, sitting on a wave.

It seems to be a longhorn.

It shreds, huh?

It smells in here.

It turns out you're exactly who I thought you were when I met you.

It was a mess in there.

It was not my fault.

It was worth the wait.

It works best if you put it in the upper thigh.

It's a cow.

It's a longhorn.

It's day, right? It's like Vegas.

It's gonna be okay. Just sit down.

It's Hauser.

It's here in my tighty whities.

It's in my hair!

It's kind of hard to tell with some of y'all!

It's like being in love with some tiny little brick wall.

It's none of your business, but I happen to have had a date the other night.

It's normal to seek comfort in your time, and to look to God or to Jesus...

It's not letting me in. I think it needs a password.

It's not that bad, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine, Cooper.

It's stuck.

It's tight in here.

It's time for you to go home and get some sleep.

It's time to make your father proud.

It's white gold and diamonds.

Jail is not good enough for that animal.

Jue madre, this is your first day?

Just fall on me like a sack of potatoes!

Just gonna need a lot of bags, a huge label maker...

Just in time to get my head blown off.

Just make the noise.

Just pull them apart and then shove it back in. Let me see it.

Just someone who likes a lot of stuff.

Just that all I ever...

Just try not to get all in your head about it, okay?

Keep doing the sounds.

Keep her calm, take her to the little girls' room if she has any lady business.

Keep it moving.

Keep your teeth in your mouth, butts in your seats.

Keys. I got keys.

Ladies and gentleman, Miss Teresa Cortez!

Ladies and gentlemen, I have commandeered the vehicle.

Law enforcement officials have called him untouchable until now.

Let me do it again.

Let me explain.

Let me see your ID.

Let's do it like that.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's spread out! Search the house!

Like cracking the eggs...

Like I said, Throw it in the river!

Like, there has to be some sort of explanation.

Listen to me!

Look at this photo.

Look at you. You're teeny tiny. You're like a little dog I can put in my purse.

Look, I can help you. Just let me.

Look, the thing is, today is your lucky day.

Look, you're now clear of all charges.

Looking for two female fugitives.

Looks like night in here, but I know it's day.

Maybe call it my hot button issue, if you like.

Maybe now you'll be on the straight and narrow.

Me? What kind of pendejo cop are you?

Meanwhile, law enforcement officials are forced to stand and watch...

Meet me in the next room...

Miss Riva.

Mm.

Mm.

More like a jumpsuit. Heh.

Mostly yes.

Move along.

Move forward to the double cones.

Move it. Move.

Move your ponytail! I can't see!

Move!

Move! Move!

Mrs. Riva, you don't have to do this.

Mrs. Riva!

Mrs. Riva!

Mrs. Riva?

Mrs. Riva?

Mrs. Riva.

Mrs. Riva.

Mrs. Riva.

Mrs. Riva. Listen to me, Miss Riva.

Mrs. Riva...

Must have gotten lost in evidence.

My boobs? No.

My chestal what?

My cousin Rosa lost two fingers trying to snatch this from my head.

My father trusted you.

My finger! Oh, God!

My friend and I are veterinarians and we were in the neighborhood...

My God. We have to get out of here.

My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.

My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.

My husband has the same kind.

My husband just got murdered...

My name is Nancy...

My name is Rose.

My sister was getting knocked around by her boyfriend, so I beat him up.

Never.

News out of Texas: A huge break...

Nice to meet you too.

Nice. Nice police work, Mr. Cherlocks Holmes.

No, I am recording all pertinent details...

No, I think he's just drunk.

No, it does not work that way, detective. It does not.

No, ma'am, I do not have any feminine toiletries on me.

No, Mrs. Riva, I did not mean that.

No, no, no.

No, no! Your hand's in my face.

No, no. I was doing a thing like:

No, that doesn't make any sense.

No, you didn't. You kept her alive.

No, you see, once a month, my uterus sheds it's lining.

No, you stupid idiot. I'm hiding.

No, you're not gonna need your weapon right now.

No! I am the mother effing police! Don't you see?

No! I'm not going anywhere without my suitcase!

No! I'm on duty, and that is a very difficult work situation in there...

No! My bag!

No! Scratch that!

No! Shove it all the way in! Do it like I showed you.

No.

No. I lit the mayor's kid on fire.

No. Those are men's shoes.

No. What?

Not for long.

Not look exactly like that picture of you on TV. Oh, my God.

Not that I'm not grateful for the opportunity, sir...

Notebook. That's a notebook.

Now give me the key, I'm leaving.

Now go get me food before I pass out.

Now tell me why that bag's so heavy!

Now we're talking.

Now you will do the same.

Now you're mouthing the words.

Now, I'm just gonna bang everybody's brains out in there...

Now, tomorrow morning, Deputy Jackson is gonna escort Riva to Dallas...

Now, you just settle down and tell me:

Of the tampon variety.

Officer Cooper here for a Bravo 6971.

Officer Cooper is 4' 9.

Officer Cooper is described as 5' tall with blond hair.

Officer Cooper knows the right thing to do...

Officer Cooper, report to Captain Emmett's office.

Officer? Two officers.

Oh, a 10 41 Apple. Copy that.

Oh, cut it out.

Oh, God, this is happening.

Oh, God! Would you just shut up for one cotton picking minute!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. It's a person.

Oh, harboring a fugitive?

Oh, he's cute.

Oh, I am protected by a meter maid.

Oh, I saw you.

Oh, it's working wonderful.

Oh, look at you. You're such a badass now, breaking all the rules.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I can't.

Oh, my God. I didn't even feel it.

Oh, my God. I just don't understand.

Oh, my God. Mrs. Riva. Are you wounded?

Oh, my gosh! He totally photobombed you.

Oh, never mind. Come on!

Oh, no, I didn't say that.

Oh, no!

Oh, no? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna call a 10 545?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, so I only care about stuff.

Oh, so your name is Bad Song?

Oh, thank God. Here come the cavalry.

Oh, that's my underwear.

Oh, wait, that was a joke.

Oh, what, it's police procedure to touch all his man parts?

Oh, yes, of course. Section 290.

Oh, yes, that is me.

Oh, you are gonna make it.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Well, then that shouldn't be a f...

Oh. Yeah, I've heard that before.

Okay, but we're going over 30 miles over the speed limit...

Okay, he did bleed to death two days later...

Okay, how about you try something completely different...

Okay, I gotta go.

Okay, I might've Coopered him a little.

Okay, last call.

Okay, okay, Officer Scarface, just keep it together.

Okay, this probably wasn't my best idea.

Okay, we'll dispatch officers to bring you in immediately.

Okay, welcome aboard.

Okay! Okay.

Okay! You have two choices: You can stay here and mess with us...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Copy that.

Okay. I think I got him.

Okay. Okay, okay.

Old lady? Su madre.

One 10 12 and two 10 60s.

One for the road, honey.

One, two.

Open the bag!

Open up!

Or a bottle of barbecue sauce guarded by two snakes.

Or a snowman, melting in the rain.

Or it could've had worse.

Or make a lightning rod! A hat!

Or the chestal area.

Or, a 75 49?

Or, I could drive you.

Our smartest move now is to change clothes, lose this car...

Out of my way, man.

Out of the way!

Out of the way!

Penis! Oh, my God.

Please don't.

Please make sure your headphones are plugged in...

Please, I'm always going to have some curves.

Please, please. Stop.

Please.

Plus, you know, I'm the good kind of felon.

Plus, you know...

Police officer coming through! Get out of the way! Move your vehicle!

Police officer coming through.

Possibly a peanut in a puddle.

Pretty good for a secretary.

Protocol states that you only need to pack the essentials, ma'am.

Put the gun down.

Put the gun down.

Raccoon herpes.

Real sure.

Remain in your personal vehicle.

Right.

Riva and his wife are gonna testify against Cortez.

Riva's a flight risk. Showing up early might keep him from running.

Rose.

San Diego.

Scoot over, I'm gonna drive!

Scratch that.

Second, Elsa Muñez, I hope you're watching on YouTube...

See that?

See, that's your problem.

See?

She did not take a bullet.

She has to be here for your wife. She ready to go?

She is not wrong. If we get there too early, we will be sitting ducks.

She just slowed it down.

She killed a U.S. Marshal. Prepare to shoot on sight.

She was last seen fleeing the scene in a red 1968 Cadillac convertible.

She's a criminal mastermind now?

She's clear.

She's gonna kill Cortez at his daughter's quinceañera.

She's such a good driver.

Shit mouth?

Shoes. You're gonna get us killed over some shoes?

Shut up and untie this cheap bracelet.

Shut up! Go up!

Shut up! Go!

Shut up. We gotta go find Randy.

Shut your trap. I'm holding the gun.

Since 1989, he's responsible for all their finances, a.k.a., money laundering.

Since when is it illegal to dance naked...

Slow down!

So if you want to take me to Dallas to die, fine.

So if you want to take me to Dallas to die, take me.

So nice to meet you.

So please take me to a bathroom right now...

So that's why you always act like a little man.

So we need a couple hours to lay low. Now, can you help us with that?

So why don't you let me drive and you can get in the back.

So you had your husband killed?

So you only got two choices:

So you're driving a car?

So you're just gonna squish it way down there.

Some guy shot off his finger, and I tried to Heimlich his dog.

Some sex type action. Giving and receiving of sex.

Something bad happened to the phone.

Son of a...

Sorry, boys. I'd like to keep talking with y'all, but the captain needs me.

Sorry! Sorry! Okay.

Sources say a cartel insider...

Sources say Cortez's daughter, Teresa, is likely to be celebrating her quinceañera...

Speed up! Speed up!

Standard issue black shoes.

Stay here.

Stop flipping your ponytail in my face! I can't see!

Suit yourself.

Sweetie pie.

Take me home!

Taller.

Tell me why that bag's so heavy.

Teresa!

Thank God.

Thank you for protecting me.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, deputy.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That bellhop looked at me funny.

That civilian came out of nowhere and said, Shotgun, and I did not know...

That I tried to escape doesn't mean that the story's not true.

That is not what a deer says. If it says anything, it sounds like this:

That is so dirty and disgusting!

That is the number one way we track runners.

That means a dream. One second.

That means they can track us. We're gonna have to cut it off.

That was really sexy.

That's a negative, sir. I've never heard that term used that way.

That's bullshit. I'm calling the cops.

That's disgusting.

That's how my husband smuggled money into this country...

That's just rude.

That's no underwear, that's a diaper!