Tootsie (1982) Edit

A disease.

A disease.

A guy named Les sends you candy?

A woman!

About the time they were ready to blast it, it mooed.

Above all, take 1000 units of vitamin C every hour with milk only.

Actually, I'm not that crazy about the script.

Actually...

Alan's always Alan, Tom's always Tom and John's always John.

All I do is buy things... I want to be a waitress.

All right, people.

All right!

Although I did fire Mrs. Crawley today. I really did.

Always.

Amy, look at this.

Amy... Give me a break, will you?

And before I see it destroyed by your petty tyrannies...

And have Nurse Charles see me immediately.

And I certainly don't trust it in a chief surgeon.

And I don't want you to take this the wrong way.

And I must tell you, before I let it be destroyed by your petty tyrannies...

And I'd like to make love to you.

And I'll no longer submit to your petty insults and humiliations.

And I'm proud of this hospital.

And it's largely due to you.

And it's not changed.

And no dummy. But for the life of me...

And nobody cared. Nobody showed.

And she hates me.

And she misses you.

And she said to me...

And she said, The one with the daisies and the little rosebuds...

And that means you, Miss Marshall.

And that's a very good idea. A socket for a plug.

And that's sick.

And who do I say that to?

And who is my coach. And he's just great.

And yet, at the same time...

And you bust everybody else's ass too!

And you may not be high where they're high in the writing.

And you've got him defensive and hostile.

And, and, and...

Andrew Donovan, report to Wardrobe, please.

Anthea!

Any preference of shots on this one?

April lost her license...

Are you all right?

Are you gay?

Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?

As a woman...

As simple as that.

At least it leaves you with some self respect and some dignity.

At this point, there might be an advantage to my wearing pants.

Baloney!

Be good.

Because it's not fattening...

Because no one will hire you.

Because these stories are very demeaning to me.

Because you say so?

Because you're wearing ankle straps. With a few alterations...

Before, no money. Now, no time.

Being unemployed!

Being with someone.

Big John, wonderful!

Big John, you'll enter from here, you see them struggling...

Bruce Fortune to Telecine. Bruce Fortune to Telecine.

Bulls are bulls, and roosters don't try to lay eggs.

But don't take that. Talk to him on his level.

But her one ambition...

But how does he treat you?

But I can lift this house off the ground. What good is it?

But I can't...

But I didn't know I'd be working for the rest of my life as a woman!

But I don't see why I should pretend I'm not home...

But I know she doesn't want me to see them...

But I was a better man with you, as a woman...

But I won't, because I never allow personal despair...

But I wonder if you could move center stage on that speech, and then die.

But I've always been too lazy or too scared or too something.

But if she does, there's applesauce in the fridge.

But next time you want to change something, discuss it with me first.

But she was deeply, deeply, deeply loved...

But since I met you, I'm so grateful to have you as a friend.

But the hair's not right.

But the question is in the last analysis.

But then she pretends I promised her something. Then I pretend I did.

But what?

But you also realize you're in the arms of a man...

But you're too much trouble.

But...

Bye bye. Good morning, ladies.

Call Pamela Green, my agent.

Call Pamela. She handles me for dinner.

Can I buy you a beer?

Can I call you back? Thank you.

Can I call you sometime?

Can I get you another drink?

Can I have a couple of beers?

Can I have a couple of beers?

Can I have a drink? Anything alcoholic will do.

Can I have more cottage cheese?

Can I have your autograph? I've always watched the show.

Can I tell you something?

Can we drop you? Maybe you'd like to join us for a drink.

Cathy Campbell, please call your office.

Cathy Campbell, please call your office.

Cattle prod?

Chocolates!

Come in, but you can just stay a minute.

Come in. I'll put them in water.

Come on up! I'm on the third floor!

Come on, Amy. Hello, Amy.

Come on, Dorothy. I'll show you the house.

Come on, I'll take you home.

Come on, Mike. What do you mean, get you out of it?

Come.

Congratulate me! They thought I almost looked too feminine.

Could I have a little more hammering here?!

Cramps.

Cue her, Jo.

Cut it!

Cut!

Daddy's a little out of touch, isn't he?

Did somebody die?

Did they tell you not to call it a soap yet?

Did you give Melanie an overdose on purpose?

Did you see that cow they hired?

Do you have a fever?

Do you have a light?

Do you know what?

Do you like them?

Do you wanna hit the hay, as they say on the farm?

Do you worry about using so much heavy makeup on your skin?

Do you?

Does Julie ever mention me?

Don't be angry. I had to talk to you.

Don't be silly. How much trouble can a baby be? Go on.

Don't be so hard on Dr. Brewster. He's insecure.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Don't call me.

Don't do that anymore. Don't do that to Aunt Dorothy.

Don't do that. Don't apologize because I'm three hours late.

Don't do this.

Don't get me wrong. I'm all for equality.

Don't jump to conclusions about that impulse.

Don't play a part that's not in you.

Don't play hard to get.

Don't say anything now...

Don't say anything.

Don't start. I'm a character actor. Age has no effect on me.

Don't tell her.

Don't tell me your husband beats you, but you can't move out.

Don't you find being a woman in the '80s complicated?

Don't you think I should be angry? Doesn't it play better?

Don't you understand that, Dr. Brewster?

Don't, don't, don't panic.

Don't. It's okay.

Dorothy Michaels, Rita Marshall's office.

Dorothy, come in here.

Dorothy, honey, we're going to try one. Okay?

Dorothy, it was wonderful the way you held my face.

Dorothy, it's Julie.

Dorothy, she never wakes up.

Dorothy, you're so bad.

Dorothy?

Dorothy?

Dorothy.

Dorothy...

Dorothy's gonna sit with Amy.

Dr. Brewster has tried to seduce several nurses on this ward...

Dr. Brewster...

Drop your coat here.

Easy, easy, easy. Please!

Edward Kimberly, who's finally vindicated his sister's good name.

Edward Kimberly.

Enough laughing at your old man.

Especially since Julie and I are just girlfriends.

Especially you.

Every once in a while. We actually had to do it live once.

Except...

Excuse me, doctor.

Excuse me, is Terry Bishop here?

Excuse me, Miss Right? Miss Right?

Excuse me. Could you help me? I'm looking for the Russian Tea Room.

Explain to them that the hours have to be flexible.

Extremely.

Fat woman?

Fifteen seconds to commercial.

Fine.

Fine. All right.

First a toast.

Five, four, three...

For me, for Dorothy. Not exactly, but that kind of idea.

For the lady?

For what? I gotta have something to wear besides this.

Freeze up. One twenty five.

Funny clown's talking to... Look.

Gee, what a coincidence.

George. George. George. It's Michael Dorsey, okay?

Get him!

Get him! Get him! Get him! Oh, come on.

Get me a bagel and cream cheese.

Get some therapy.

Get the writers at the agency...

Gets a little chilly out here.

Give her a couple spoonfuls.

Give me a hug.

Give me something, one. Not backs.

Give me two...

Go home. Have you been drinking?

Go on.

God forbid you should lose your standing as a cult failure.

God knows, it inflames mine.

God, she hit him on the head. Rita, she hit him.

God, you guys are having a good time, huh?

God! I'm 34! I paid $24 for these glasses.

God... Look what you... Margaret?

Good afternoon, Mr. Fields. Nice to see you. Please sit down.

Good day, Dr. Brewster.

Good girl.

Good night, Dad.

Good night, Les.

Good night. It was a wonderful party.

Good, good.

Good, good.

Good. Don't lose that.

Good. I've gotta catch a cab.

Good. Is my violin somewhere in the room?

Hang on. Will you wait outside? I'm talking to the Coast.

Happy birthday!

Hard liquor.

Have a good time. Don't take yourself so seriously.

Have the anger. Don't show it to me.

He calls her baby.

He did a fabulous job on your eyes.

He doesn't even know my name.

He doesn't hang out there.

He drove my mother to drink.

He likes fruit.

He never showed up.

He pushed me around. If not for the dress, I'd have kicked his ass.

He sees things pretty simply.

He still thinks I'm 12.

He told me what he wanted. I didn't say anything.

He treats her like she's just...

He was playing during the thaw.

He wasn't. He asked for a raise.

He'll be one more week in London. Then he definitely...

He's a great coach, a great actor. He's a great guy and...

He's coming tonight. He'll want to see you.

He's condescending. He calls me sweetheart.

He's handsome. You should represent him.

He's rehearsing The Iceman Cometh for Broadway.

He's what?

He's working now as a waiter in a disreputable restaurant.

Hello, Dorothy.

Help me get her to her feet, Miss Kimberly.

Her outspokenness threatened you doctors.

Here come the terms.

Here we are.

Here you'll recognize your favorite characters from Southwest General...

Here, come on. Will you eat some more now?

Here, look at yourself. You see what a bad girl looks like?

Here.

Hey, Robert.

Hey, Ronnie. How are you?

Hi, Bobby. This is Miss Michaels.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, honey.

Hi, Les.

Hi, Les. I'm fine. How are you?

Hi! We met the other day. Julie Nichols, hospital slut.

Hi. I'm sorry.

Hi. What a pretty outfit.

Hi. What would you like?

Hold it, hold it! Slight change of plans, children.

Hold it. Good news, children.

Holy Christ!

How about a Dubonnet with a twist?

How can I get it back tomorrow? How can a total stranger enrage me?

How can I tell her they cast a man instead of her? She'll be suicidal.

How did you ever let him in?

How do you do?

How do you do?

How does a woman keep herself attractive and not starve?

How is it?

How much? Go right to bed and take two aspirin...

How'd you communicate with him?

How're you doing?

How's Amy? Any trouble?

How's it going?

However, we're getting 2000 letters a week...

Hurry before someone calls the cops!

I admire people with power.

I am a professional actress!

I am Dorothy. Nobody's writing her. It's coming out of me.

I am Michael Dorsey. What's the payoff?

I appreciate your doing this, but it's for the money, isn't it?

I bust my ass to get a part right!

I came to this hospital to settle a score.

I can be different.

I can be taller.

I can hear you in there, you guys. Open the door!

I can respect that...

I can't do it as good as you.

I can't let her see me like this.

I can't love you.

I can't make it. My roommate wants to work on the third act.

I can't move out, Miss Kimberly.

I can't tonight, Daddy. But wait.

I can't write any clearer than I can write. It's in English.

I can't! What if it's Sandy?

I could be terrific in that part.

I could do a great Eleanor Roosevelt.

I could do Medea, Ophelia, Lady Macbeth. Just like in Shakespeare's day.

I could have done without the dancing.

I could lay a big line on you, we could do lots of role playing...

I could make you something to eat.

I deserve something better. I don't have to settle for this.

I did a thing about suicides of the American Indian.

I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass!

I did have a good time. I really did.

I did it my way. He bawled me out. I apologized. That was that.

I did the best tomato, the best cucumber!

I didn't come here just as an administrator.

I didn't forget. I just may have the flu.

I didn't get it.

I didn't know there'd be so much food.

I didn't know you had a baby.

I didn't say how I'd feel about it.

I do feel it's time to set the record straight.

I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment.

I don't care about I love you! I read The Second Sex...

I don't care how you get there.

I don't care. Get me off this show in 10 days.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know. I don't write the shit, you know.

I don't know. It's your decision, but something about her bothers me.

I don't like it when people say...

I don't like the way you patronize her, deceive her and lie to her.

I don't like the way you treat Julie.

I don't like you. It's not funny.

I don't mean to.

I don't trust a man who won't meet my eye.

I don't trust it in a bank teller or a salesman.

I don't want to argue about it. I'll raise $8,000 and produce his play.

I don't want to make trouble.

I don't want to talk about it.

I don't worry.

I drove up to see him in that bar he hangs out at.

I eat these things so if the customers ask if I eat his food...

I feel like an idiot.

I feel that little moustache. You should put some makeup on it.

I felt there was an aura between us when I saw it.

I field offers. That's what I do.

I gave her that direction.

I gave them to a girl.

I got a soap.

I got great reviews from the critics. Not that that's why I did it.

I got to see somebody. Don't do anything rash.

I got to think it over.

I gotta do this in one go or I won't do it.

I gotta get up at 4:30, do a close shave.

I gotta go.

I guess I really wanted you here for moral support.

I guess I shouldn't have gone to Dr. Brewster's office so late.

I guess so. I don't remember her very well.

I had a good time. I just didn't know half the people.

I had big what?

I had to go to five stores to get chocolate chocolate chip.

I hate it here!

I hate the way the horizontal lines make me look too hippy...

I hate this line, You have every right to happiness.

I have a little...

I have a name too. It's Dorothy, capital D O R O T H Y.

I have a problem with anger.

I have to wash my hair. Thanks anyway.

I hear you in there.

I heard nice things about you.

I invited 10 people. They all invited 10 people.

I just can't see you anymore, you know?

I just cry like this, like a tic.

I just don't have the energy.

I just don't like to be lied to!

I just feel it would be leading you on. It wouldn't be fair to you.

I just gotta learn to do it without the dress.

I just have to feel like this...

I just wish I looked prettier. I look in the mirror and...

I know I'm pretty, and I use it.

I know it's awkward, but we'll just have to do it.

I know it's fast. But take time to think about it.

I know my mark. But I thought...

I know there's pain in every relationship. I just want my pain now.

I know what it's like to wait for the phone to ring!

I know you usually got a lot of lines to learn.

I know, but we're looking for somebody different.

I know, I know. I just don't like the men that find it attractive.

I know. But sex changes things.

I know. I apologize.

I like her...

I like it when people come up to me...

I like it.

I like Julie.

I love the way you never let me get away with anything.

I made a million plans looking at this wallpaper.

I mean, I just don't believe anybody else will.

I mean, it's just a part. I'm not that militant.

I mean, your needing $8000 and her leaving you exactly that much.

I miss Dorothy.

I must keep my wits tonight.

I needed the work.

I never in my wildest dreams...

I never thought I'd want anybody to fill her place.

I never told Sandy I wouldn't see other women. Come on.

I only took two pictures in my life...

I owe myself a quarter.

I really love you, Dorothy.

I remember her helping me pick out this wallpaper.

I remember years ago...

I said good day, sir.

I saw his eyes. I was in trouble.

I saw your father.

I sent you my roommate's play to read. It had a great part in it for me.

I should tell you to shove your play.

I shouldn't have people over. They never show up.

I talked to Stuart yesterday.

I think Dorothy's smarter than I am.

I think I know what you want. You want a caricature of a woman.

I think I love Julie.

I think I'll... You and... Both of you go to bed.

I think it makes me look dumpy.

I think so.

I think the one closest to the bathroom.

I think we should tape it.

I think you're right.

I thought when Dr. Brewster...

I thought you'd be more like one of them liberators.

I told her about Julie. She thinks I'm gay.

I told the studio I do my own makeup because I'm allergic.

I told you to give me the pain yesterday.

I tried to get him to take out other women after Mama died but...

I understand that you weren't able to tell my dad last night.

I understand who you really are.

I understand you a lot better than you think I do.

I waited outside and I saw that fat woman go into your apartment.

I want to look pretty for her.

I want to take you to dinner. It's time we celebrated something.

I want you to know, for the record...

I want you to meet my dad, Les.

I want you.

I want you.

I was a stand up tomato. A juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato!

I was afraid to fight for it. They're vicious. They kill their own.

I was always waiting for these rosebuds to open.

I was engaged once, though, to a brilliant young actor...

I was happy you could come out tonight.

I was having a nightmare and you were in it.

I was looking at you. Terrific face. Are you an actress?

I was very angry when I wrote that!

I wasn't gonna resort to this, but you're gonna read.

I went in the ladies' room and almost pissed in the sink.

I will not get sucked into this conversation.

I wish I had a theatre that was only open when it rained.

I won't let you not buy it. It's the best dress you've had on.

I won't take up much room.

I wouldn't give you another girl's candy.

I'd buy a ticket to that.

I'd chosen one with great big, purple flowers on it.

I'd like to start thinking it over as soon as possible.

I'd like to...

I'd pick up the biggest thing around and I'd just...

I'll ask a question. You just answer it.

I'll be right there.

I'll do dog commercials. I'll do radio voice overs.

I'll find out.

I'll get a service tomorrow.

I'll go do some writing. Excuse me.

I'll loan it to you, but you gotta give it back. It's my favorite...

I'll need Alan, Tom and John.

I'll read it after the first.

I'll remember that if I ever do a scene where I'm trapped.

I'll see you on the set tomorrow and we'll talk about it.

I'll set up the crib in a second.

I'll tell you about yourself. You like to run barefoot on the beach.

I'll walk you.

I'm a born defroster.

I'm a little nervous.

I'm a woman. Not Felicia's mother. Not Kevin's wife.

I'm afraid that you have underestimated me.

I'm afraid you're not right for this role. Thanks for coming by.

I'm dieting. Please.

I'm Edward Kimberly, Anthea's reckless brother.

I'm Edward Kimberly.

I'm Emily Kimberly, the new hospital administrator.

I'm glad you came over. I've been meaning to give this to you.

I'm glad you came.

I'm going to do this play with...

I'm going to give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod...

I'm gonna show you your marks, and then we'll go straight to tape.

I'm grateful to you.

I'm having a rewrite done. Maybe we could have dinner.

I'm here with Dorothy.

I'm in love with another woman.

I'm in the shower! I got soap in my eyes!

I'm in the shower! Turn on the water!

I'm John Van Horn.

I'm just an untalented old has been.

I'm kind of glad Ron didn't come up.

I'm new in town, and I'm lonely. Would you buy me lunch?

I'm not dressed. I was asleep. I was dreaming.

I'm not even gonna answer that. It's a great acting challenge.

I'm not gonna lie to you anymore.

I'm not kidding. I don't know you, but I know you.

I'm not well adjusted enough.

I'm not your mother. I don't find plays for you to star in.

I'm partially to blame, Miss Kimberly.

I'm proud of being a woman, Dr. Brewster.

I'm proud of this hospital, and you should be too.

I'm ready.

I'm rewriting the necktie scene without the necktie.

I'm sorry about what happened out there.

I'm sorry I'm late. But I was taking a shower...

I'm sorry, but we have so little time, we can't even rehearse.

I'm sorry, Dorothy.

I'm sorry. I feel guilty. You feel guilty. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I forgot that you're on your feet all day.

I'm sorry. I thought you wanted my profile.

I'm supposed to look like this?

I'm sure I've got the same impulses. Obviously, I did.

I'm sure she... Are you sure you'll be okay?

I'm sure you're a very good actress.

I'm the new woman administrator on Southwest General.

I'm trying to make a certain statement...

I'm trying to stay calm here.

I've been an unemployed actor for 20 years!

I've been fooling myself about Ron for too long now.

I've been out there for 10 minutes. It sounded like a party in here.

I've called you all week and you haven't called back.

I've got it under control. I'll feed my cats and be back in an hour.

I've got my stars.

I've got one of the most expensive directors in soaps...

I've had relationships where I know a guy, then have sex with him...

I've never been married.

If anybody calls it a soap opera, Rita fines them a quarter.

If Dorothy did something filthy or disgusting, they'd let you go.

If he calls, don't say anything about this.

If I could impart that experience to other women...

If I told her, it would hurt her and I don't want to do that.

If it matters...

If it's Diane, how do I explain there's a woman here?

If you can't make the part yourself, you can't play it.

If you could just see me out of these clothes...

If you don't come in, I'm in the Daily News the next day.

If you want to win me over, you'll deal with my mind...

In fact, she went riding one time and lost all her teeth.

In the end, I'm the one that's exploited.

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost...

In two weeks, if I ever see Julie again, it'll be as Michael...

In what sense?

Instead of trying to be Michael Dorsey, the great actor or the great waiter...

Is that clock right?

Isn't she cute?

Isn't there some way we could rehearse in the same room together?

It could be for me. Answer as Dorothy.

It happened to be a good instinct, toots.

It makes it more difficult for me to say what I'm now going to say.

It says cool.

It was a cow?

It was a good instinct. It would've been mine.

It was a rotten thing to say. Let me start again.

It was late, and I wanted it to be a surprise.

It was you who pro... Look at me when I talk to you.

It wasn't nothing.

It'd be hilarious. But I doubt it.

It's 2 a.m. Can't this wait?

It's 10:30.

It's a downer about a couple that move back to Love Canal.

It's a good one.

It's a waste of time.

It's all right. It's all right.

It's all so complicated, isn't it?

It's as though I want something that I just can't have.

It's either that or do it live, tomorrow.

It's for Amy.

It's for my dog.

It's how she got her car.

It's impossible.

It's just that you're not threatening enough.

It's not exactly the fast lane, but it's kind of fun.

It's not just ruining yourself. This is ruining me too.

It's not necessary now that Emily Kimberly's here.

It's not so you can wear these little outfits?

It's not that, really.

It's not Tootsie or Toots or Sweetie or Honey or Doll.

It's okay. It's Uncle Dorothy.

It's okay. Oh, it's okay.

It's Ron.

It's Sandy.

It's stuck! I got soap in my eyes and there's no water coming out!

It's wonderful for a lady to play piano.

Item seven. In the corridor.

Jacqui? As soon as Ron gets here, in.

Jeff Slater, John Van Horn.

Jesus!

Jesus!

John Van Horn, Jeff Slater.

John's going.

Julie, come on, baby.

Julie, I don't want that responsibility.

Julie, there's an alert at your station.

Just be honest with me. For once in your life tell the truth!

Just because it's a little sticky.

Just push all that out of the way. Make yourself at home.

Just think of them as something friendly.

Just try this one, and then I'll put you...

Keep it specific.

Keep looking!

Kill somebody and bring back the stiff, but she'd better look like you.

Left side.

Les, the sweetest man in the world, asked me to marry him.

Lesbian? You just said gay.

Lester. Sandy Lester?

Let every finger roll down individually. That's it, yes.

Let me have a right profile, camera 1. Camera 3, a left profile.

Let me see exactly what you showed us a while ago.

Let's move on to item 17. Jo, clear this set.

Let's raise our glasses to our guest of honor, Ms. Emily Kimberly.

Let's see where she goes.

Like a firing squad.

Like another drink?

Like men are all equal in the first place. We're not.

Listen, doctor, I've filed charges against you with the AMA.

Listen, forgive me for rushing off. It was a wonderful dinner.

Listen, I know this is exactly what you want to hear now...

Live!

Look at Emily! Look who's here.

Look how much fun we're having.

Look, don't start in with me. Don't do that.

Look, I don't want to hold you up.

Look, I never promised Julie I'd be exclusive and not see other women.

Look, I wouldn't be honest if I didn't tell you...

Look, I'm not having an affair with that woman.

Look, I'm not having an affair with that woman.

Look, you don't know me from Adam.

Look. I don't have to be this tall.

Looks like you should ring a school bell.

Looks like you should ring a school bell.

Make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?

Mary Juliet Cooper.

May I say in my own defense...

May I say that you are the best director...

Maybe it's the lines. She doesn't make them up.

Maybe you'd like some wine?

Maybe you'd like to come along?

Me?

Michael Dorsey is a name, when you want to send a steak back.

Michael, I saw her.

Michael, you're not gonna raise 25 cents.

Mike Dorsey.

Mike's in the shower.

Miss Michaels, just a minute.

Miss Michaels, nobody's talking to you.

Miss Michaels, we're going to do a camera test now.

Miss Nichols, that child is never going to learn anything if you keep...

Mom! Dad! Uncle Pete, come quick!

Mom?

Mr. Carlysle, I'm a character actress. I can play it any way you want.

Mr. Dorsey, would you turn to page 23, please?

My date left with someone else. I had fun. Do you have any Seconal?

My daughter.

My father built this hospital.

My father's coming.

My God, Dorothy! I just... Really, I can't.

My goodness.

My lines sound like subtitles for a Czech movie.

My lips are sealed.

My mind's a blank.

My mother used to do that too, sometimes.

My name is Dorothy.

My secretary wants to be like Dorothy Michaels. I want to fire her.

My wife and I, we were married a lot of years.

My wife stood next to me in both.

Never did believe in not getting down to it.

Never.

Nice dress.

Nice meeting you.

Nice mirror.

Night, Fay.

No matter how bad the truth is...

No matter what, you'll sneak back together and spend the night giggling.

No one will hire you.

No one would say it to your face.

No sequins, Alfred. She's attending her husband's funeral.

No, I think I'd better keep sharp when we work, you know?

No, I'm not.

No, Mr. Bishop is rehearsing The Iceman Cometh for Broadway.

No, not cramps.

No, sergeant, no priest.

No, that's not true.

No, two go left! Three go right!

No, wait a minute. Look at it from my side.

No! Now, Mr. Carlysle...

No.

No. Very sweet, very sweet.

No. We're looking for somebody shorter.

No... And I would...

Nobody does vegetables like me! I did vegetables off Broadway!

Nobody in Hollywood will either. I can't even get you a commercial.

Nobody wants to watch people living next to chemical waste!

Nobody will hire you.

Not bad.

Not on a farm, anyway.

Not so fast, not so fast. Slower.

Not that that was my point.

Not threatening enough?

Not with me as Tolstoy.

Now don't you dare eat any. You don't want to ruin your cute figure.

Now I don't have a decent handbag.

Now that someone who sees the truth is your equal.

Now they have all this stuff about being like the other sex...

Now we'll head into Studio B, where the episodes are actually taped.

Now, then, Rick, it says when she comes down to her knees...

Now, wait a minute. You can't just go in there!

Now, when you grab her, maybe you even say, Anthea! Anthea!

Nurse Charles, tend to your patient and faint on your own time!

Nurse Charles, what on earth is going on here, dear?

Nurse Charles! Are you insane?

Nurse Charles.

Of course not. And you're right. It's just...

Of what?

Oh, Anthea!

Oh, are these for today?

Oh, boy.

Oh, come on. Oh, here's funny clown.

Oh, Dorothy, God bless you.

Oh, God! I begged you to get therapy.

Oh, God! I hate myself for being like this.

Oh, I love you.

Oh, my Lord! What time is it?

Oh, no! Not live.

Oh, not at all. She was an angel.

Oh, please don't cry. Please don't cry.

Oh, shit!

Oh, sweetheart, do you know what it was like waking up in Paris...

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that woman! That's a friend of Jeff's.

Oh, that!

Oh, well, my stars! So it is.

Oh, well, thank you.

Oh, yeah?