The Family Man (2000) Edit

A broker, really ?

A company called P.K. Lassiter Investment House...

A great success story.

A hundred years couldn't change that.

A little flirtation is harmless,

A nonprofit lawyer ?

A penny for

A perk ? Mm hmm.

A shelter ?

About four grand, and a bottle of 25 year old

About the plane ?

About what might have happened ?

After 122 more payments, it's going to be ours.

After 13 years of marriage, we're still unbelievably

After all, you brought this on yourself.

Ah, enjoy it, sweetheart.

Ah.

Ahh !

Ahh.

Alan !

Alan !

Alan, this is Jack Campbell,

Alan, why don't you show Jack around ?

All right, look. I'm sorry.

All right, sometimes it feels like you gave up

All right.

All right.

All right. This is my office address.

All right. Yeah.

An old girlfriend calls you out of the blue

And But, um,

And ?

And ?

And a hot cup of coffee from Dean & Deluca,

And a hot cup of coffee from Dean & Deluca,

And almost a broker at E.F. Hutton.

And at least you're okay. I'm okay, we're okay.

And do you mind me asking what kind of sales you did

And don't don't take Annie out of a school she loves.

And every morning we exchange quasi sexual witty banter.

And Global is the answer to his prayers.

And God, I hope you like it.

And good kids. Look. You know what ?

And I don't see you till hours later ?

And I don't think I can live with that.

And I imagined it all, but...

And I won't even drive in the snow.

And I'll move wherever you need to go.

And I'll take myself from the only home we've

And I'm going upstairs. Take a walk, pal.

And I'm such a prick now !

And if you get on that plane right now,

And it made me a better person

And it's okay.

And listen, try and get Josh to day care on time, okay ?

And look where it took ya. I'm gonna get this gal

And me... working in the garden,

And now ?

And now you're in the tire business ?

And one year in London is not gonna change that.

And our kids just happen to be...

And plant stuff in our brains ?

And possibly some medicine.

And some regional trucking company account

And suddenly it was all different.

And that's more important to me than our address.

And the Sea Scallops with Pureed Artichoke Hearts.

And then I gotta pick up my watch

And then one morning, I woke up...

And then you didn't even get to see the look on her face

And then you showed up the very next day.

And there's nothing I can do to change that.

And there's nothing I can do to change that.

And this company.

And this is very strange because...

And those aren't my kids.

And we agreed that going to London was

And we fought side by side for garbage disposals.

And we just landed a major trucking company

And we're in love.

And we've we've dealt with our share of surprises

And what do you project for this year ?

And what I wanted.

And when she smiles

And wonder, What the hell am I doing in New Jersey ?

And you just stay here and hang out

And you repainting the deck.

And you, you're a nonprofit lawyer.

And you're a man who prides himself in finding talent

And you're feeling quite shocked, but just hop in.

And your wife decorated this office.

Annie and Josh.

Annie goes to a great school, Jack.

Annie's not much of a violin player,

Any hoo

Any hoo, he's looking for a new parts supplier.

Are the kids asleep ?

Are we

Are we finally being honest ?

Are we understanding each other ?

Are we what, Jack ?

Are you a nurse ?

Are you from the moving company ?

Are you listening to me ? Figure it out, figure it out.

Are you married ?

Are you okay ?

Are you out of your mind ?

Are you out of your mind ? Come on, let's go.

Arnie seemed to enjoy it.

Arnie, I don't want your head to explode,

At the end of this whole thing, she made me this

At this very moment.

Bag yourself, Jack.

Balance and alignment for free !

Bang on the lottery ! You know what I mean ?

Because I am really mad.

Because if you do, after all these years,

Because my gift comes

Because that's where I live. Don't start, Jack.

Because the Jack Campbell I married would not need

Because you have to figure this thing out for yourself.

Believe me, I know I know what an incredible

Believe me, Kate. I really don't think

Big Ed's Tires ? Why ?

Bill ?

Bob Thomas is nervous.

Bought that house, and I've been working

Brought what on myself ? I didn't do anything !

But he didn't say whether you had any actual

But I got you out of Kennedy

But I know that it has the both of us in it,

But I never used to be like this, Kate.

But I'm getting close, right ?

But I'm telling you, if that's what it's

But in my heart... this feels wrong.

But in two days we're going to announce...

But look what you got. Look at that:

But mostly just different.

But remember last summer when I almost had that thing with

But that doesn't seem to bother you.

But that's very sweet.

But there's a slight chance it could make things worse.

But they're due. They're certainly due.

But things change.

But this

But we stayed together.

But what do I do ? I'm sorry. I can't spend

But you always seem so certain.

But you're dealing with fire here, man.

But you're not interested in boutique dollars.

But you've gotta get dressed for the Thompson party.

By 11:00 you're gonna be snoring like a monster,

Call the group. Schedule an emergency

Can I help you ?

Can I just I'm sorry. I was here.

Can we cut the shit here for a minute ? Where did you

Can we do that ? Yea !

Can you imagine a life...

Certified, good as gold. I know lotto keep a lot of brothers

Character. And for what, for nine bucks ?

Charles Street ?

Check the ticket, stupid.

Check.

Christmas ? It's not Christmas.

Come in. Hey, everybody, Kate and Jack are here.

Come on, buddy. Take your seat.

Come on, hon.

Come on, Jack. Let's get out of here.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Soon as I put 'em down,

Come on. Take it off, all right ?

Completely and utterly alone.

Congratulations. Your earlier flight

Could you Could you please stop yelling at me ?

Could you hold on a second?

Dad always does something really special

Daddy's a crazy guy.

December 26, people. If you'd like to celebrate that day,

December 26. After that there'll be so much money

Did he ever take her to the city ?

Did you call the airline like I asked you to do ?

Did you go through his wallet ? Did you surf some Net ?

Did you know that ? Uh, no.

Do I get a receipt or something ?

Do I have your number ?

Do I have your number ?

Do we understand each other ?

Do you ever think about us, Kate ?

Do you have a tire like that ?

Do you have any idea what my life is like ?

Do you have anything to say to your lovely wife

Do you know how to make chocolate milk ?

Do you like kids ?

Do you need closure ?

Do you remember the place on Charles Street

Do you think there aren't mornings

Do you wanna die ?

Do you want me to look for the box

Do you want to die ?

Do you... have any idea what you put us through today ?

Does Kate live here ? Kate ? No.

Don't Please. I don't even care.

Don't close that up. I will never find

Don't do me none, son, 'cause I'd be like

Don't give me that look, Jack. Tuesday's your day

Don't go, Jack. You mean don't go at all ?

Don't you see ? I'm talking about us

Don't you see ? I'm talking about us

Don't you think we should open some presents ?

Eggnog ? Yeah, dairy case.

Eighty eight ?

Especially not some tire salesman

Evelyn, right ?

Even if you get this job, which I highly doubt,

Every single store in this god forsaken

Everybody is panicked here, Jack.

Everything we pictured when we were young.

Excuse me ? I mean, wow !

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Do you know where Merrison Street is ?

Excuse me. I'm gonna get a glass of water.

Excuse me. Uh, do I do I have a private office

Excuse me. Uh, do I do I have a private office

Excuse me. Where you going,

Experts are predicting a mild rally in the bond market.

Figure I'm going in for a cleaning tomorrow.

Finger food ? No, thank you.

Fly to Aspen and drink eggnog

For all of us.

For one thing, you like expensive things.

For the money, this is hands down

For the week ?

For us, Kate. Right, for us.

For what ?

Forever, all right ?

Forget it. We'll get a funnel cake.

Frank, why do I feel the need to remind you that

Frank, you won't believe what's been happening to me.

From London to New York.

Get down, Jack.

Get six hours of sleep if I'm lucky.

Give him ten percent off for having the best costume.

Give me a chance, Peter. I won't let you down.

Give me my money. I'm sorry. Your ticket bad.

Give me that cake.

Global chairman Bob Thomas referred reporters...

Global chairman Bob Thomas referred reporters...

Global knows. I don't know how they know, but they know

Go ahead. Open your eyes.

Go back to sleep.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Go, go.

God, I miss that taste.

God, it's been a long time. You look

God, no, not with

God, you really are different.

Good ? Fabulous.

Good Lord !

Good man. Everybody, turn to page 12

Good morning, Joe. Merry Christmas, sir.

Good morning, Joshie.

Good night, Frank. Hey, Mr. Campbell.

Good night, sweetheart.

Good things.

Good to see you kids still together.

Good, but just until the deutsche mark turns.

Good. Okay. Okay.

Good. Okay. Okay.

Got a call from Terry Haight.

Great, great. Why don't you have a seat ?

Happy anniversary, honey.

Happy anniversary, sweetheart.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Happy birthday. Very exciting.

Have a great day.

Have a nice holiday, man.

Have our grandchildren come visit us here.

He certainly seems to have your number.

He didn't realize that Med Tech needed Global more

He doesn't say much, but we know he's smart.

He had a star named after her ?

He has your eyes.

He loves her. It's official.

He wasn't the architect ! I'm the architect !

He's always got his eyes open.

He's expecting you, Mr. Lassiter.

Hell, you'll never guess.

Hello ?

Hello ? ♪ I'm not too blind ♪

Hello.

Here goes.

Here we go. Hurt 'em.

Here you go. It's just some old stuff of yours.

Here. Nice doing business with ya.

Here's your change, darling. Five, six, seven, eight,

Hey, did you hear me ?

Hey, didn't mind offering to help when she was opening

Hey, guess who I played bridge with two nights ago.

Hey, hey, are you smacked out of your head ?

Hey, honey. How was the game ?

Hey, Jack, um, are you sure you're okay ?

Hey, Jack, you old bird dog. Merry Christmas to ya.

Hey, Jack.

Hey, Jack. Cheers, baby.

Hey, Jack. Happy holidays, man.

Hey, kind of under a little pressure here.

Hey, Peter, let me ask you a question.

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, where's that chocolate cake ?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, um

Hi, Jack.

High five !

His wife and kids will be playing in the background

Hmm ? Oh, God, I'm sorry.

Hold it right there. Where's Mintz ?

Holy Mother of God !

Honey, that's an $800 bottle of wine.

How 'bout you, Arnie ? I'm all right. Thanks.

How are you doing today ? It just blew out on me.

How can you do that ?

How could you do this to me ? How could you let me give up

How I am right now...

How would you look at it ?

How'd you make out this year, Tony ?

Huh ? All right!

I A glimpse of what ?

I Come on in. Come on in.

I I I woke up this morning here.

I I don't think so.

I I think I could figure it out.

I already told you you were gonna get lucky.

I answer my own phone, and you seen my paycheck.

I better go wake my mom. There you go.

I call all you guys Jack.

I called all of our friends. I had the state troopers

I came back.

I can do this job. I can.

I can see that. What can I tell you ?

I can't believe it isn't a disappointment to you!

I can't even believe you're talking about

I choose us.

I could have been one of the richest

I do.

I don't care how hilarious you think it is.

I don't care who you are. It's Christmas, and like I told

I don't even

I don't have it all figured out.

I don't know how you did it, Hoss,

I don't know. But don't worry.

I don't think I could really deal with that right now.

I don't think you heard me correctly.

I don't want to fight with you.

I drop the kids off,

I feel good. Guess that 71 took

I feel like I'm living someone else's life.

I fell down.

I found it at an outlet store.

I found Jack. Oh, there you are, stranger.

I got everything I need. That sound familiar ?

I got some other business I gotta take care of.

I got something.

I had a warm bialy in my hand,

I had no doubts. I had no regrets.

I had this image of us all gray and wrinkly,

I hadn't really planned on giving you your

I have a really bad feeling about this.

I have my moments.

I have winter camping till 4:00 and ballet class

I I I'm sorry, Jack. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

I I don't think there's dancing here, Jack.

I I I'm not a dad. You're not my wife.

I I'm not even

I just can't I've gotta go.

I just made myself a quick $38.

I just sometimes wonder how we ended up here,

I just started here last Tuesday, so

I knew you'd come back.

I know we could both go on with our lives,

I know, baby. I know what you

I know. I know. That's me. It's true.

I left the airport afraid I'd never see you again.

I like it. Thanks, Dad.

I live in an apartment with a doorman.

I love you,

I love you.

I mean, back in college, d did you see us here ?

I mean, I have no idea what this life is gonna

I mean, it was incredibly impressive all

I mean, really wow !

I mean, really mad. I mean it.

I mean, that that was. That was a very

I mean, there must be programs out there

I mean, you take off Christmas morning and you don't tell

I might want to take an inch out of the back.

I need an address too.

I need to tell you something.

I need you to put that image in your heart

I need you to remember me, Kate.

I need you, tiger. Where is he ?

I never stopped loving you.

I pick the kids up, walk the dog,

I play with the kids, take out the garbage,

I promise.

I promise. Okay.

I promised I'd be home for dinner.

I put it with the rest of the Salvation Army stuff.

I remember I used to walk to work, and, uh,

I said, last night was great.

I saw you on lane 20. You got the flu

I seem to have some sort of a blowout here.

I should have warned you.

I sing to you.

I swear, nothing's ever felt more real.

I take it to a store where the guy behind the counter

I think about it too.

I think it may help us,

I think we're gonna have a banner year.

I thought I saw you notice it

I thought the reason we left was because we didn't want to

I took the road less traveled, Adelle.

I used to be so sure about everything,

I want my gift to you to be the first gift you open

I want to do that. I need to do that as a man !

I want you to open mine first.

I was in London in 1988.

I was on the phone with the hospital,

I was saving it because I got nauseated by that precooked

I was the guy who had it all figured out.

I was the number one junior sales associate

I wonder about what kind of life I would have had

I work on Wall Street, you know, with

I wouldn't be surprised if you drank about 16

I'll be making twice what I make now,

I'll be ready in ten minutes.

I'll be there in 20 minutes.

I'll do that because I love you.

I'll explain everything to you, okay ?

I'll fix it. I'll go out right now

I'll just fill yours up to the top.

I'll leave from my office tomorrow in the afternoon.

I'll make it right.

I'll park cars if I have to.

I'll remember that for next time.

I'll send your car home for you.

I'll start wherever I have to start.

I'll tell you exactly what we're going to do.

I'm an old... friend of Kate's.

I'm going back to the mother ship.

I'm going into arbitrage, honey.

I'm going under the knife tomorrow.

I'm gonna go to my office. I'm gonna file a complaint

I'm gonna have to get back to you on that, Ed.

I'm gonna have you fired, Tony. And, Mrs. Peterson, you're on

I'm gonna wear the usual today.

I'm having kind of a bad day.

I'm impressed. I really am.

I'm impressed. I'm impressed.

I'm in your shoes, I'm thinking the same thing,

I'm Jack Campbell.

I'm just

I'm just doing some Lori, do you know

I'm not even

I'm not even here now. Good night. Merry Christmas.

I'm not going back. You understand me ?

I'm not talking about rules. I'm talking about

I'm okay. I'm fine.

I'm out of the doghouse ?

I'm prepared to do whatever it takes

I'm putting it all in commercial paper like you said.

I'm sorry I was such

I'm sorry.

I'm sure that right now,

I'm sure there's another flight to Paris tonight.

I'm taking my baby out for our anniversary.

I'm the richest man in this building ! I've got twice

I'm thinking I'll walk tonight. It's a nice night for it.

I'm trapped in suburbia.

I'm willing to bet anything it would have been

I've done some good things, too, though, haven't I ?

I've got kids. I'm going home.

I've got six sets of snow tires piled up

I've got that big office because I prove myself to him

I've got this internship at Barclay's Bank.

I've seen you on CN BC. You look taller

If I can even remember how to get home.

If I were living in Roman times, I would live in Rome.

If Med Tech shares fall any lower than 43,

If that's what you want.

If you need this, Jack,

If you really need this,

If you take a dump sometime in this century, then we could

If you want to look at it that way.

If you're ever in Paris, look me up and we'll go have

In the retail end, I understand.

In the same ballet class every year.

In the village ?

In traffic, it's over an hour each way.

In your 30s, house, kids, financial responsibilities.

Is about what you spend a year on office supplies.

Is it Is it trouble at work ?

Is it Is it trouble at work ?

Is it morning yet ?

Is that rock salt ?

Is the devil...

Is the devil...

Is the right move for me at the present time.

Is there something going on between us ?

Is this another one of those Sun Tzu Art of War tricks ?

Is this like a, uh a Christmas joke ?

Is this ringing any bells ?

It doesn't really matter because that circus act

It means a lot to Kate, okay ? I appreciate it.

It really has, hasn't it ?

It turns out I have a knack for it.

It was nice meeting you, Jack.

It was really lovely.

It would help me if we were.

It'll be like Christmas every day.

It'll be the highlight of my week.

It'll disappear forever.

It's a great room. Great room.

It's a league match. Where's your follow through ?

It's all a bunch of people getting up in the morning,

It's an unbelievable thing.

It's Christmas.

It's complicated.

It's fun. I'm pretty good at it.

It's good, right ? Mm hmm.

It's just two kids, right ?

It's like a museum. Uh huh.

It's lovely. It's lovely.

It's not Christmas.

It's not right.

It's okay, Jack.

It's only 8:30. I'm disappointed. Got some

It's perfect for your frame.

It's pretty incredible, isn't it ?

It's right back right back there.

It's too important to me.

It's valuable. It's over 300 years old.

It's very fragile, so I want you to be

It's whatever you want it to be, Jack.

It's wonderful.

Jack !

Jack ?

Jack ?

Jack ? The man. Yes. Yes.

Jack Campbell still at his desk.

Jack, can we afford

Jack, come on over.

Jack, I was thinking about, you know, Dee and the kids.

Jack, I'll tell you what.

Jack, Merry Christmas.

Jack, my boy.

Jack, what are you talking about ?

Jack, you're needed in mag

Jack. Jack ?

Jack. Kate.

Jack. Strong coffee.

Jack. What are you doing here ?

Jeannie.

Jersey ? Do you have any idea what the traffic's

Jesus ! We 'll take the money out

Jesus, Kate, I could have been a thousand times

John Lennon. Jack !

Josh, Annie, giddyup ! Where's my car ?

Just because you're a little unsure

Just push the red button.

Just think about that, all right ?

Just... please,

Kate ! You can't go.

Kate called and asked if I knew where you were, so

Kate Reynolds was my girlfriend in college.

Kate Reynolds.

Kate Reynolds.

Kate Reynolds. Her assistant said you could

Kate would never have to know.

Kate, some guy is here.

Kate. Jack. Evelyn.

Keep it with you no matter what happens.

Keep your eyes closed. Hold on.

Kind of break the ice.

Labor department officials announced today that 275,000

Lance, here you go.

Last night was incredible.

Lengthen the sleeve.

Let me borrow your car and then I promise

Let me just give you a word of warning.

Let me know if there's enough chocolate

Let me. They will melt in your mouth.

Let's flush the plan. Let's start our lives

Let's just say I don't go strapless

Let's talk turkey. How much money ?

Let's, um Let's get you some help. Surely there's a

Life has thrown us a few surprises.

Like I said, it's

Like what ? One year he had a star

Listen, I'm really sorry about that back in the store.

Lonely Christmas eve. Called the one that got away. Why

Long and boring and generally pretty sad.

Look around.

Look at me like you haven't seen me every day

Look at the ticket. Shit, now I'm gonna

Look at you, man. Went and got all domestic

Look, could we take a minute here,

Look, I know it's a knock off, but I think it's gonna

Look, I know our paltry little $2 million in sales...

Look, I'm talking about a business deal.

Look, you don't understand.

Look, you know, you fit the profile exactly

Lorraine. Ed.

Make a right here.

Married ? Almost married.

Mary Janes, Mommy. You promised.

May have dazzled Lassiter, but it doesn't cut any shit

Maybe go get a cup of coffee or something ?

Maybe I should wait.

Maybe I was being naive, but I believed...

Maybe I went to bed one lonely night

Maybe I'll buy it from you. You know, make a little

Maybe I'll think about keeping you on here

Maybe there's a jewelry store at the mall. I can pick her up

Maybe we should go wake Josh and make him walk her.

Me ? You just said,

Me neither.

Merry Christmas, Mr. Campbell.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Might as well load up on the fried stuff tonight,

Mm hmm.

Mm, not bad. Good.

Mm. Mmm !

Mm. Mmm !

Mm. Mmm.

Mmm, ten more minutes, Jack.

Mmm, ten more minutes, Jack.

Mmm.

Mmm. Come on, it's time to get up, honey.

Mmm. Mmm. It's good.

Mom liked it.

Mommy just needs to wake up.

Mrs. Peterson, I think there's something wrong

Mrs. Peterson. Hello, Jack.

Much of the market's action today was fueled by the latest

My Caddy ? Drive your own damn car.

My firm has an office there. I'm gonna be heading it up.

My God.

My husband's career is definitely a crushing

My triple bypass.

Need a nurse ?

Next customer in line !

Nice, Jack.

Nine, oh one.

Ninety nine cents, darling.

No ! Come on ! Come on, come on, come on.

No more lousy restaurants.

No more shoveling snow.

No way.

No, I love her. I love Annie.

No, I never got married, Jack. You ?

No, I'm gonna call the cops ! You're scaring me.

No, I'm not gonna go talk to them until I have something

No, I'm not.

No, I'm serious.

No, just call me Alan. We like to cultivate a very

No, no, no ! You know what

No, thank you. Help yourself.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I just saw Evelyn Thompson.

No. Look, I know that we've talked about this

No. No. This is the center

No. Well, maybe.

Nobody is gonna come in here and turn the old man's head,

Nope. You almost married

Not all the time, but definitely

Not bad for a tire salesman from New Jersey.

Not because it's trendy but because you've been

Not exactly.

Not it ?

Not tonight.

Not tonight.

Now come to bed.

Now I can finally get us back on track.

Now I don't.

Now there's a Hallmark moment for you.

Now you gotta get out of the car, Jack.

Now you're getting the hang of it.

Now, about my car.

Now, I'm going upstairs, I'm gonna get some sleep.

Now, listen, before you do whatever crazy stunt

Now, what's it gonna take ? You wanna talk turkey ?

Of carting away her monstrous crap.

Of course not.

Of course. Jack. Hi.

Off the charts, great.

Oh, and Oxford called. Ooh, my suits are ready.

Oh, come on !

Oh, come on. What is going on

Oh, God, we're in trouble.

Oh, God, you're beautiful.

Oh, great. Thank you.

Oh, I put the Barcalounger in the center of the room.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, Jack. Merry Christmas, dear.

Oh, my God !

Oh, no, you're not gonna start crying, are you ?

Oh, no.

Oh, not cool. Not cool !

Oh, thanks.

Oh, uh, it's

Oh, well, maybe we should grab a bottle of wine first.

Oh. I'm gonna chase you.

Oh. So.

Oh. That baby's crying.

Ohh !

Okay ?

Okay ?

Okay ? I buy the ticket from you for $200.

Okay ? I'm sorry.

Okay ? Shall I call the cops ?

Okay then. Good.

Okay then. Good.

Okay, fine. You know what ? Then you just do

Okay, Jack.

Okay, look, look. I I I just want my life back, okay ?

Okay, maybe I do have a touch of tunnel vision

Okay, relax, Jack. You can't do this.

Okay, wait. Don't move. Don't look.

Okay, we're almost out of here.

Okay, you know something ? I'm detecting, like,

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Look, you wanna get some air ? Let's get

Okay. Why ?

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. You're right.

Old flames are like old tax returns