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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 is a gripping and intense movie directed by Quentin Tarantino, released in 2004. It is the second installment of the Kill Bill series, following the journey of The Bride, played by Uma Thurman, seeking revenge against her former colleagues in an assassination squad. This action-packed film continues the story of vengeance and features a stellar cast including David Carradine as Bill, Daryl Hannah as Elle Driver, Michael Madsen as Budd, and Lucy Liu as O-Ren Ishii. The movie masterfully combines elements of martial arts, westerns, and samurai films, creating a unique cinematic experience. If you are a fan of these genres and looking to relive the thrilling moments, you can play and download the sounds of Kill Bill: Vol. 2 here.

A brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword.
A coma I was to lie in for four years.
A fish flapping on the carpet,
A leopard can kill you,
A little.
A moment ago I was playing my flute.
A natural born killer.
A roaring rampage of revenge.
A wedding dress rehearsal before.
Aaargh!
Acting on the nervous system, causing paralysis.
Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma
Adiós.
Agh!
Agh!
Agh! Gotcha!
Ah. Music lover, eh?
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ain't nobody a badass
Alky piece of shit like you.
All right.
All right.
All those people you killed to get to me
Always full of surprises.
Am I right?
And a black mamba can kill you.
And a fish not flapping on the carpet.
And all sixty of the monks inside,
And always remember,
And being paid vast sums of money?
And buried alive.
And burnin'
And demanded of the temple's head abbot
And demanded of the temple's head abbot
And every morning when you woke up,
And has nothing but contempt for women.
And he was the shogun's decapitator.
And I am more than proficient
And I didn't want that.
And I don't jew out of paying my comeuppance.
And I got bloody satisfaction.
And I got you right in my sight.
And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in.
And I knew from this very moment this boy was a fool for blondes.
And I said, Really? That's so sad.
And I told him To me, the word of an old fool like you
And I tried to tell him
And I want you to tell me the truth.
And I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by a man.
And I'm here to tell ya, Elle, that's what I call sharp.
And I'm telling you that I want you
And if you throw any American sass his way,
And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone.
And just how did your foot accidentally
And lay them on the grave.
And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate
And no one could reach you.
And now I'm gonna kill you, too.
And put him on the carpet.
And quite infallible truth serum.
And saw Emilio not flapping, she knew what she had done.
And she asked me, If Mommy's been asleep since I was born,
And she said, No, no, no.
And so began the legend
And that private beach just so happens
And that will be the story of you.
And that's when I learned
And the groom's got far too many people comin'...
And the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant,
And the question was, which one is it?
And then we have the groom's side.
And then you stomped on him. Uh huh.
And there are consequences
And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight.
And this bitch is starting to piss me off.
And this has been true in Africa
And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?
And us
And we deserve to die.
And we let 'em think we don't like it.
And we'll be in a fight.
And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent?
And what did you say? I stepped on him.
And what, pray tell,
And when he would see her
And when I arrive at my destination,
And when it comes to the subject of me,
And whenever she would appear on the screen,
And you fall to the floor, dead.
And you're pregnant.
And, action!
And, Mommy, you would've been so proud of her.
And, unless you accept my assistance,
And...
Any other time you'd be 100 percent right.
Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword.
Anywho...
Are you calling me a superhero?
Are you gonna be nice?
Argh!
Argh!
Argh! Ow! Ow!
Arlene told me you couldn't make it.
Arlene's told me so much about you.
As fine
As much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom
As opposed to jetting around the world, killing human beings
As the monk and the priest crossed paths,
As you know,
Aso.
Aso.
At five different pressure points on your body,
At least not for the first year or so.
At my most masochistic.
At the fists of the White Lotus.
At the Two Pines Wedding Chapel
At this moment
At this moment
B.B., would you like Mommy to watch a video with you
Baby... you ain't kiddin'.
Bad idea.
Bang, bang!
Bang, bang! Oh!
Bathed in moonlight.
Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,
Beatrix Kiddo? Here.
Because he would want me to.
Because he's a very, very, very old man.
Because I was gonna be a mother.
Because I'm
Because she is coming, and she's coming to kill you.
Because when it comes to the subject of me,
Before sleepy time?
Before that strip turned blue,
Before the ceremony?
Before you leave, talk to Rocket.
Big guy in the tux? Yes.
Bill collected father figures.
Bill is at the Villa Quatro, on the road to Salina.
Bill is like a son to me.
Bill shot you in the head, no?
Bill tells me you once had one of these of your own.
Bill thought she was so damn smart.
Bill would begin compulsively to suck his thumb
Bill.
Bill.
Bill.
Bill... I just want...
Bill... it's your ba
Bitch.
Black mamba, this is Budd.
Blue means pregnant.
Budd, can't you tell time?
Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba.
Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya.
Budd's Hanzo sword.
Bullshit.
But don't stick your tongue in her mouth.
But every once in a while
But how about we go out to dinner tonight to celebrate?
But I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
But I don't believe I've ever heard of
But I have only one more.
But I know damn well that you feel one
But I would relish the opportunity to converse
But I would've had B.B.!
But I wouldn't sit anywhere else.
But I'll do my best to be sweet.
But I'm a fuckin' surgeon with this shotgun.
But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal.
But if you wanna be old school about it
But if you're gonna act like a horse's ass,
But it's the right decision, and I made it for my daughter.
But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know
But once that strip turned blue
But once you've taken five steps
But only with the mamba,
But right now
But since the bride ain't got nobody comin',
But that one day you'd wake up and come back to her.
But the mythology...
But the shogun was scared of him.
But why didn't you tell me then, instead of now?
But with you she would've been born
But you haven't, by any chance, kept up with your... swordplay?
But you were born Beatrix Kiddo.
But you're awake now, Mommy. Right?
But you're not a worker bee.
But, then again,
But, uh...
By bustin' a cap in my crown
Calendar time for Buddy.
Can be gargantuan.
Can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes.
Can I look at the sword?
Can I watch? Absolutely. Have a seat.
Can you just leave it by the door?
Can you understand that?
Clark Kent is how Superman views us.
Clark Kent is Superman's critique
Come down to the club and start some shit,
Come on, shy girl. Mm mm.
Come on. Mm mm.
Come on. Tell Mommy. It'll make her feel good.
Come on. You know what you said.
Coming.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Contemplating whatever it is
Could you do what you did?
Customers wear hats.
Cut.
Daddy, I told Tommy that you were in Perth mining for silver,
Deal. We got to do this now.
Deserves her revenge.
Did he teach you that? No.
Did it make you sick?
Did you come straight from Australia? Of course.
Did you dream of me? I dreamed of you.
Did you kill her? Well, not yet, I ain't.
Did you really think your life in El Paso was gonna work?
Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?
Do I look pretty? Oh, yes.
Do that to me.
Do you find me sadistic?
Do you have a magpie in your home?
Do you know why I help you? No.
Do you like it? Yeah. I like it a lot, smartass.
Do you remember the last assignment you sent me on?
Do you want me to come over?
Do you want me to leave? No, I don't want you to leave.
Doesn't hurt anymore.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't touch it,
Don't wear that fucking hat here? How many?
Dos añejo.
Due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets.
Easy to use.
Elle? Bea.
Emilio was her goldfish. Emilio was my goldfiss.
Emilio was on the carpet when I stepped on him.
Especially the ones about superheroes.
Especially to me. And least of all, to yourself.
Especially when Arlene looks so goddamn beautiful in it.
Esteban was a pimp and a friend of Bill's mother.
Euphoria? Yeah.
Every single night, baby. Every single night.
Every single one of them?
Except for Tommy and my friends.
Face your enemy no more on the battlefield,
Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot us.
Fascinating creature, the black mamba.
Felt damn good, didn't they?
Find its way into Emilio's fishbowl?
First question:
Flapping.
For my little girl to grow up in.
For you.
Freeze, Mommy.
From a single bite.
Fuckin' with your cash is the only thing
Fucking bitch!
Fucking bitch!
Gave the monk the slightest of nods.
Get me outta this hole!
God damn!
Goin' to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons.
Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.
Good.
Gracias.
Guess that makes him a liar now, don't it?
Guess what I'm holdin' in my hand right now.
Has his sushi gotten any better?
Has since become legend.
Have I forgotten anything? Um...
Have you seen Tommy?
He cut off the heads of 131 lords.
He has to put on a costume to become Spider Man.
He hates Caucasians, despises Americans,
He hits you with his fingertips
He is the best friend a farmer ever had.
He owns a used record store here in El Paso.
He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexico, for over 50 years.
He ran the Acuna Boys.
He said he pawned it.
He stopped flapping, didn't he?
He teaches no one the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
He was the greatest samurai in the empire.
He wasn't scared of the shogun,
He would forget about the killings.
He'll accept you as his student.
He'll pluck it out.
He'll snap your back and your neck like they were twigs.
He's a coward.
He's fond of music.
He's Peter Parker.
He's unsure of himself,
Hello, can I help you?
Hello, I'm Karen Kim. I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel.
Hello, Kiddo.
Hence its handle, 'Death Incarnate.'
Here you go. Wrap your lips around that.
Here. You're not working tomorrow.
Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum.
Hey. Hey. Hey!
Hi ya!
His alter ego is Clark Kent.
His outfit with the big red S,
Hmm.
Hmm. Really?
Hmm. You know, sweetie, Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy.
Honey, you know, it would be good if you had somebody come.
Honey, you OK? Oh, I'm fine.
Horseshit.
How 'bout Love Me Tender? I can play that.
How come? I don't know.
How did you find me?
How do I look?
How do you like the fish head, you miserable old fool?
How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?
How else is he ever going to see you again?
How it happened, who was there,
How long does this shit take to go into effect?
How many times have I told you,
How much?
However, a bite to the face or torso
However, the black mamba can deliver
However, therein lies a dilemma.
I accidentally stepped on him.
I ain't got no headache.
I always told you,
I am gonna kill Bill.
I am looking forward to meeting your young man.
I am pervious to bullets, Mommy.
I am proficient in Tiger Crane Style,
I am so sorry, baby.
I am susceptible to flattery.
I am truly and utterly
I believe you are truly and utterly
I call it The Undisputed Truth.
I called him a miserable old fool.
I can see the attraction.
I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting.
I chose her.
I could blow your fuckin' head off.
I could no longer do any of those things.
I could perform her coup de grâce with a rock.
I d... There's your name.
I didn't say I was gonna explain myself.
I don't dodge guilt
I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here
I don't know what this fuckin' shit means.
I don't know.
I don't think so. Friday?
I ever saw in the whole wide world.
I ever saw in the whole wide world.
I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating.
I get to listen to music all day, talk about music all day.
I got her, sweetie. She's dead.
I guess I just believe in living dangerously.
I guess that's why you're the only one who's ever seen it.
I guess they thought it sounded cool.
I had the loveliest dream about you...
I had to choose.
I happen to be, more or less, particular whom my gal marries.
I have a few unanswered questions.
I have a solution.
I have a welcome gift from the management.
I have no doubt she will succeed.
I have some tragic news.
I have to give it to ya, Budd.
I haven't spoken it in a while,
I just caught me the cowgirl that ain't never been caught.
I just dropped your name, Bill.
I killed him.
I killed that miserable old fool.
I killed your master.
I know just what you mean.
I know this is a ridiculous question before I ask it,
I know we haven't spoken in some time,
I know.
I like his hair.
I looked him up on the Internet.
I mourned you for three months.
I must warn you, young lady,
I naturally assumed Lisa Wong,
I pawned that years ago.
I poisoned his fish heads.
I roared and I rampaged,
I said I was gonna tell you the truth.
I said... I said
I see you got a bun in the oven.
I shot her for real.
I shot her full of rock salt.
I shot Mommy.
I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.
I suppose the idea is we cross Hanzo swords.
I think Father would be much more comfortable
I think you just fucking convinced me.
I think you would have been a wonderful mother.
I told her that you were asleep,
I took him to the movies.
I tracked you down.
I waited a long time for you to wake up, Mommy.
I want you to sit and wait.
I was a Coaster.
I was a killer who killed for you.
I was a woman. I was your woman.
I was gonna bury ya...
I was just admiring your sword.
I was just playing.
I was part of the Gang. I was a Bar Kay.
I was tryin' to track down the fucking assholes I thought killed you.
I wasn't tryin' to track you down.
I will draw you a map.
I win.
I work in the record store.
I would have been much nicer.
I would have just cut your face.
I would've jumped a motorcycle onto a speeding train.
I... overreacted.
I'd have been wrong, wouldn't I?
I'd like to believe
I'll clean it up. Mm hmm.
I'll fucking kill you, you bitch!
I'll read it myself, thank you.
I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.
I'm a killer.
I'm a murdering bastard. You know that.
I'm afraid I was. I was a real bad daddy.
I'm calling you a killer.
I'm done!
I'm dying.
I'm gonna ask you some questions,
I'm gonna go outside and get some air. OK.
I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap.
I'm gonna spray this whole goddamn can
I'm gonna...
I'm just fuckin' with you.
I'm just scared shitless for my baby.
I'm lookin' at the most beautiful bride
I'm not feeling very well,
I'm quite keen on comic books.
I'm really sorry, Kiddo,
I'm so glad to meet you, sir... oh, Dad.
I'm sorry, Budd.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both.
I'm the boss of you.
I'm the deadliest woman in the world.
I'm the man.
I'm wide awake, pretty girl.
I've heard of wedding rehearsals,
I've never been nice my whole life.
If he's the man you want,
If I had to make a list of impossible things
If not treated quickly with antivenom,
If she wants to fight with me, all she's gotta do is
If they come through Texas, I played with 'em.
If we had met when I was back in business,
If you do, you are most fortunate.
If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye,
If you say so. There used to be your name. OK?
If you want a sword fight, that's where I suggest.
If you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword,
If, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb.
In a practically unfathomable display of generosity,
In actual fact,
In Africa, the saying goes
In El Paso, I got me $250 for it.
In my actions.
In the exquisite art of the Samurai sword.
In the whole wide world?
In these last agonizing minutes of life you have left,
Incapable of telling the truth.
Inconsolable.
Into a world she shouldn't have.
Is a strip that says I'm pregnant.
Is always the right thing to do.
Is an incredibly potent
Is death sure.'
Is retirement.
Is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?
Is that Budd? Yeah.
Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death?
Is that you don't have a job to do?
Is worth less than nothing.
Is you appear wise beyond your years.
Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the groom
It all suddenly seems so clear.
It sure is.
It was a movie starring Lana Turner.
It was a wedding rehearsal.
It was easy.
It would appear he has broken it.
It would be this retired gentleman of leisure
It's calendar time.
It's gonna be a great environment
It's my pleasure to be in the company
It's really cool.
Its neurotoxic venom is one of nature's most effective poisons,
Jeez, Louise. That young man of yours
Just begging to course its way through your veins
Just between us girls,
Just go home.
Just long enough for me to finish my point.
Just seein' those steps again makes me ache.
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Knew what it meant.
Know what I did?
Larry,
Late again.
Let me answer that question you asked earlier more thoroughly.
Let me put it this way,
Let's go to press. Flash.
Let's go to the calendar.
Letting somebody think somebody they love is dead
Like most men who never knew their father,
Listen to this.
Look, we gotta go through this one more time,
Look... I can be there in about four hours.
Looked dead, didn't I?
Love Me Tender'd be great.
Lucky for us all, that's not the case.
Marty Kitrosser? Here.
Massacre at Two Pines.
May I join you, Esteban? Please.
Maybe I was pregnant.
Maybe that was the problem.
Melanie Harrhouse? Here.
Met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin', scrub,
Mm hmm. No.
Mm mm.
Mm mm. No, it's not.
Mm. No, you're n...
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. The plot thickens.
Mommy, do you wanna watch a video with me before sleepy time?
More than you feel the other.
Mother, here we go!
Moving to El Paso,
Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family
My father would come home to Mother,
My greatest invention. Or at least my favorite.
My point is I'm the bouncer,
My Pussy Wagon died on me.
My, my, my, what a pretty little girl you are.
Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em.
No, B.B. Shogun Assassin is too long.
No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her.
No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise.
No, no, no, no. I prefer English.
No, no, no, no. You need me, baby, I'm there.
No, please don't!
No, sweetie.
No!
No! Bill!
No.
No. It made me sleep.
No. Too bad.
No... Is that what you're saying?
Not a moment before you blew a hole through the door
Not anymore.
Not before I put one right between your eyes, so let's talk.
Not only are you not dead,
Not pretend shooting like we were just doing.
Not your decision to make.
Nothing in the world would ever change that.
Now comes the $64,000 question.
Now remember, no sarcasm, no back talk.
Now,
Now,
Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is,
Now, at the age of 80,
Now, how do you like the sound of that?
Now, I want you to go home till I call you.
Now, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Now, if you don't settle down,
Now, let me look at you.
Now, son, about them vows...
Now, that I don't believe.
Now, the way we normally do this,
Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk
Now, what's it gonna be, sister?
Now, when it comes to you
Now, when we come to the part where I say,
Of course you could.
Of course.
Of impossible things that could never happen,
Of such a fine gentleman as yourself.
Oh, here's Tommy! Call me Arlene.
Oh, I'll get you!
Oh, I'm dying.
Oh, Mommy. Don't die.
Oh, my God, this is great!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, OK. Say I were to believe you. What then?
Oh, that's hard to say, bein' that it's...
Oh, yeah! I would love to.
Oh, yes, you have, brother.
Oh, yes. You forgot, uh, the seating arrangements.
Oh, you can take the needle out.
Oh! And for the record,
Oh! She got us, B.B. Mommy got us.
Oh.
Oh... shit!
OK.
OK. I'm leaving now.
OK. You working tomorrow? Yeah.
OK... Rocket.
On Fuller and Guadalupe,
On the floor by the door
On the plane, I threw up.
Once upon a time
Once you knew, you'd claim her.
One night, the shogun sent...
One of the things I've always liked about you, Kiddo,
Only if I can sit on the bride's side.
Only on the condition that you call me Esteban.
Only to find Pai Mei was
Only to find Pai Mei was
Ooh.
Or as big as yours,
Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture?
Or how fat your ass got,
Or I'll stick another one right in your cheek.
Or maybe... you just tend to bring that out in people.
Or regret?
Or somebody else, had killed you.
Or... is she the cutest little blond pussy you ever saw?
Our little girl learned about life and death the other day.
Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin temple
Pai Mei taught you
Pai Mei,
Paula
People got a job to do,
Please!
Please.
Please... you have a drink with me.
Precisely.
Pretty cool, huh?
Priceless an' all.
Quite a piece of work.
Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts.
Reaches its climax,
Regret.
Relief?
Remove cap and urinate on the absorbent end for five seconds.
Remove the cap and urinate on the absorbent end.
Right at this moment
Right in your eyeballs!
Right now
Right.
Right... Well, I don't see no problem with...
Rufus he's the man.
Rufus he's the man.
Rufus Thomas.
Rufus Thomas. Rufus Thomas.
Rufus, who was that that you used to play for?
Saturday. There used to be your name. Oh.
Schultz.
Señor Esteban Vihaio?
She came running into my room,
She deserved to be born with a clean slate.
She didn't lie.
She got a Hanzo sword?
She just needs a few minutes to get it together. She'll be OK.
She must suffer to her last breath.
She said she took Emilio out of his bowl
She told me later
She was just smart for a blonde.
She's gonna go out and get some air.
She's got a job for you to do.
She's so gentle right now,
Since the dawn of time,
Sitting with the rest of the guests.
So began
So began
So does she.
So I find you.
So I guess
So I started thinking
So I think we're gonna try to get all the mileage we can out of it.
So in your case... it might take a little while.
So now that you're not gonna have to
So powerful,
So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword.
So while y'all blather on,
So,
So, allow me to impart a word to the wise.
So, as the smirking killer advanced on what she thought
So, before this tale of bloody revenge
So... What's this all about?
Some believe around the year one, double aught, three,
Some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
Somethin' I've always been curious about.
Son. Some of us have places to be.
Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.
Sounds like we got a deal. One condition.
Speaking of which, how is Hanzo san?
Spider Man is actually Peter Parker.
Stay where you are and don't move.
Superman was born Superman.
Sure do.
Sure doesn't believe in wasting time, does he?
Sure. Yeah.
Surprise. That's my pop for ya.
Take a hit. Be somebody, baby.
Take my favorite superhero, Superman.
Tell him to get his fucking ass back here!
Tell Mommy what you said when I showed you her picture.
Ten to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings.
Thank you, Mother. Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks a bunch.
That a man of Pai Mei's infinite powers would contemplate
That could never happen,
That fuckin' hat.
That fucking hat.
That gentled you down some, didn't it?
That he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult.
That I'm pregnant. What is this?
That let you stroll in 20 minutes late,
That little B.B. was only playing possum,
That put this whole gory story into motion
That the second she lifted up her foot
That was rude of me, wasn't it?
That was the warmup round.
That woman
That woman deserved better.
That you're as useless as an asshole right here?
That you're not doing the job that I'm paying you to do
That, my dearest, depends entirely on you.
That'd do it.
That's a can of Mace.
That's a Hanzo sword, all right.
That's a pretty fucked up way to die.
That's asking a lot.
That's my money right there in that red bag, isn't it?
That's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby
That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us.
That's the costume.
That's the title of my favorite soul song of the 70s.
That's the truth. That's what she said.

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