Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) Edit

A bottle of warm sake, please.

A particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest,

About a mile from here.

Affirmative.

After that, it's all good, buddy.

All I can tell you is that I'm a different person now.

All the colors are kept inside the lines.

Almost. American.

And along with yours, started this council.

And always in a respectful manner, to question my logic.

And considering the student,

And every time you don't give me answers,

And I promise you, right here and now,

And I promise you, they will be things you will miss!

And I put a bullet in her head.

And I want them all to know

And I want you to leave us alone till I tell you to come out.

And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more.

And if you give us a contact number, we will get back to you.

And in that purpose, I was a success.

And just in case you were wondering

And kill her in her sleep.

And like a forest it's easy to lose your way...

And next, we got some record.

And not a goddamn fucking thing you've done

And the dicks responsible.

And the reason we won't do that thing

And the second reason is so you can tell him, in person,

And wasn't able to hold their peace.

And we deserve to die.

And we have us a knife fight.

And we're talking the whole shebang.

And what Boss Tanaka thinks is...

And what exactly are we celebrating?

And where I can find them.

And while...

And you came here to fuck.

And you'd still get the sake

And you'd still get the sake So shut up and get the sake.

And you're Black Mamba.

Another former protegee of Bill's.

Arigato. Good!

As I lay in the back of Buck's truck,

As I said before,

As violent and ugly as revenge,

As your leader...

At 11, she got her revenge.

At 25, she did her part in the killing

At a time when I knew the least about my enemies,

At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic.

Attack me...

Baby, now, you can't come in here.

Bastard!

Because my vermin is a former student of yours.

Become the boss of all bosses in Tokio, Japan,

Before the eyes of your daughter

Bill said you were one of the best ladies he saw

Bingo.

Bitch, you can stop right there.

Black Mamba.

Bon appetit, good buddy.

Boss Tanaka!

Bride. Groom.

Bullshit!

Burn in Hell, you stupid, stupid blonde!

Burn in Hell, you stupid, stupid blonde! I'll tell you nothing.

But allow me to convince you.

But as last looks go,

But back when we were acquainted, four years ago,

But back when we were acquainted, four years ago,

But her heart just kept on beating.

But I am gonna ask you questions.

But I beg you.

But I can't.

But not you.

But on that day four years ago she made one big mistake.

But still nothing.

But still...

But that shouldn't suggest that I don't respect you.

But when one manages the difficult task

But you can at least die like a samurai.

But you can take my word for it.

But you didn't kill her.

But you have Japanese tongue.

By 20, she was one of the top female assassins in the world.

By witnessing your deformed body.

Bye bye.

Came up before the council only once.

Charlie Brown, beat it.

Charlie Brown!

Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown.

Comatose.

Come on home, honey.

Come on out to Dallas.

Come on.

Come on. Bring it on.

Coming in, ready or not.

Coming!

Did you hear about the Tanaka clan?

Do I look familiar?

Do I look like somebody...

Do you find me sadistic?

Do you have a towel?

Do you like Ferraris?

Do you really have to guess?

Do you still wish to penetrate me...

Do you understand me?

Do you understand?

Does not mean parading her around in front of me

Domo.

Domo.

Don't know.

Don't laugh! Do you want to screw me, yes or no?

Don't they?

Don't you agree, Miss Driver?

Don't you ever wake up.

Dressed all in black, your hair in a black stocking.

Dying in our sleep is a luxury

Elle, you're going to abort the mission.

Except my aching heart over what she's done

Except you, Sofie!

Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.

Ferrari... ltalian trash.

Financially and philosophically in her

First things first.

For bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage

For fuck's sake.

For ridiculing you earlier...

For that, I'm sorry.

For thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake.

Four pepperoni pizzas.

Four pepperoni pizzas.

Four years.

Four years.

Four, maybe five strong.

Fuck face!

Fuck you, bitch.

Funny.

Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.

Gentlemen.

Get your ass out here!

Give me a figure.

Give me your other arm!

Gogo may be young, but what she lacks in age,

Gogo, I know you feel you must protect your mistress.

Gogo, right?

Gogo.

Good gravy, Marie.

Good, good, good.

Good. Now, rule number two. No monkey bites, no hickeys.

Got anything else to say, now is the fucking time!

Guessing won't be necessary.

Hard part's over.

Hattori Hanzo.

Hay colored hair. Big eyes.

Her code name was Copperhead.

Her code name was Copperhead.

Her name is Nikki.

Her name was Vernita Green.

Her name was Vernita Green.

Hey buddy, did you have yourself a good time?

Hey, baby.

Hey, what the hell happened to the tea. Hurry up... goddammit!

Hey... hey... Charlie, give me a kiss.

Hi, honey.

Hi!

How 'bout now, big boy?

How about tonight, bitch?

How can you tell?

How come I always have to get the sake?

How did you find me?

How was school?

However, before satisfaction would be mine,

However, I beseech you for both on behalf of my daughter.

However...

However...

Huge.

I am sympathetic to your aim.

I beg your pardon?

I came to see a man.

I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword.

I didn't say sell me.

I don't care, bring them, goddammit!

I don't know who Bill is!

I don't really have to guess. I know.

I got your ass! Remember that? Huh? Remember?

I guess.

I have created something that kills people.

I hope you've saved your energy.

I know he didn't qualify that shit.

I know I don't deserve your mercy or your forgiveness.

I know I fucked you over. I fucked you over bad.

I like baseball.

I love you very much.

I love you, too.

I might never have liked you.

I never met him.

I said give me.

I should have been motherfucking Black Mamba.

I speak, of the perversion done to this council,

I suggest you spend it practicing.

I want all the information on the Deadly Vipers.

I want him to know I want him to know.

I want him to know what I know.

I want him to witness the extent of my mercy

I want you to tell him all the information you just told me.

I wanted to show you these.

I will not tolerate this!

I wish to God I hadn't, but I did.

I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki's room, kill her,

I'd be General by now.

I'd guesstimate Mexican Mafia hit squad.

I'd like to believe you're aware enough, even now,

I'd say you have a rather large obligation.

I'll be back in 20.

I'll be waiting.

I'll tell you.

I'm

I'm 4.

I'm 4.

I'm from Huntsville, Texas.

I'm not gonna murder you in front of your child, okay?

I'm so sorry.

I'm standing over her right now.

I'm the man.

I'm watching my soap operas.

I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons.

I've completed doing...

I've done this because philosophically,

I've kept you alive for two reasons.

If I wanted to.

If on your journey, you should encounter God...

If she dry, lube up with this and you'll be good to go.

If this were the military,

If you had to guess...

If you haven't...

If you wanna stick with your butcher knife, that's fine.

If you was a moron, you could almost admire it.

If you were General, I'd be Emperor,

If you're gonna start more shit around my baby girl.

If you're unconvinced

In a small wedding chapel in El Paso, Texas.

In fact, no leaving no marks of no kind.

In the living room and acted a damn fool.

In the subsequent four years,

In Tokio, Japan.

Including getting knocked up, is gonna change that.

Is Arlene Machiavelli.

Is because that thing would lower us.

Is gonna inspire sympathy.

Is Jeanne Bell.

Is O Ren's lawyer, best friend, and second lieutenant.

Is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat

Is that what I think it is?

It all depends.

It seems proof like no other that not only does God exist,

It was at that age she witnessed

It was not my intention to do this in front of you.

It was one year after the massacre in El Paso, Texas

It will take me a month...

It would appear somebody objected to this

It's a forest.

It's a goddamn massacre, Pop.

It's a motor reflex thing. But spit or no, no punching.

It's like a goddamn Nicaraguan death squad.

It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack.

Jane Doe, huh? We don't know shit about you, do we?

Just a few words I learned since yesterday.

Just because I have no wish to murder you

Just like this fucker here.

Keep the noise down. Try not to make a mess.

Kids.

Kohn nee chee wah.

Konn itch iwa.

Konnichi wa.

Konnichi wa. Please repeat.

Konnichi wa. Please repeat.

Lazy bastard...

Lazy oaf...

Look at her.

Look at my eyes.

Look, bitch, I need to know

Look, if I could go back in a machine, I would.

Look.

Luckily for her, Boss Matsumoto was a pedophile.

Made her first acquaintance with death at the age of 9.

Man would have to be a mad dog

May I ask?

May I say one thing?

May I?

Members all of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.

Miki.

Miki.

Mine, Black Mamba.

Mommy, I'm home.

Mommy, what happened to you and the TV room?

Moshi moshi.

My English very good.

My father...

My gift to you.

My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.

My Sofie.

Never?

Nikkia!

Nine dead bodies.

No kidding. I heard it was kind of hard.

No more of that.

No punching her.

No subject will ever be taboo.

No, I don't want that.

No, kiddo.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. Serious business.

No, no.

No.

No.

Not friend?

Not quite.

Not rationality.

Now, a kill crazy rampage, though it may be,

Now, baby, me and Mommy's friend got some grown up talk

Now, her plumbing down there don't work.

Now, I have to fix Nikki's cereal.

Now, if any of you sons of bitches

Now, let's get these other piggies wiggling.

Now, you saw that yourself

Nurse comes in and she got a shiner

O Ren Ishii was born on an American military base

O Ren Ishii, was the easiest to find.

O Ren Ishii!

O Ren Ishii!

Of becoming queen of the Tokio underworld,

Of Japan's most ruthless yakuza boss, Boss Matsumoto.

Oh, God damn.

Oh, great. I don't care.

Oh, let's see.

Oh, my baby.

Oh, so you'd be General, huh?

Oh, sure, sure, sure. Please, sit.

Oh, yeah, boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you don't owe her shit!

Oh, you're making fun of me!

Oh! Oh, oh. First time in Japan?

Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Okay, okay.

Okay?

Okay. Come on, bitch.

Okinawa.

Okinawa. One way.

On account of the dress.

One doesn't keep it a secret, does one?

One more thing, Sofie.

One ticket to Tokio, please.

One warm sake!

Or less some teeth, jig's up.

Our reputations precede us.

Outrageous!

Over who would rule vice in the city of Tokio.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Please stop hitting me.

Please. Please forgive my betrayal.

Point in fact, I despise you.

Pronunciation very good.

Pussy Wagon.

Ready?

Revenge is never a straight line.

Reverend.

Reverend's wife.

Right?

Right?

Rule number one.

Sake? In the middle of the day?

Sarah, I cannot believe you are early.

Screw your soap opera... Hurry up!

See what I mean?

Shakespearian in magnitude power struggle

She informed me.

She makes up for in madness.

She must suffer to her last breath.

She said I could keep my wicked life for two reasons.

She should have killed 10.

She swore revenge.

She'd be about 4 now.

She's a little blood spattered �ngel.

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up... Do you know what would happen if they heard you?

Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords.

Silly rabbit.

So feel free to come in her all you want.

So I suppose it's a little late for an apology.

So no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances.

So that you understand how serious I am...

So when do we do this?

So you can just kiss my motherfucking ass, Black Mamba.

So, O Ren, any more subordinates for me to kill?

So, O Ren, any more subordinates for me to kill?

Sofie.

Son Number One?

Sorry, Pop.

Sorry.

Speak.

Splendid. Where?

Such a pretty name for such a pretty girl.

Suppress all human emotion and compassion...

Swords however, never get tired.

Tanaka obviously has something on his mind.

Tanaka San, of what perversion do you speak?

Tanaka, have you gone mad?

Tanaka, it is you who insults this council!

TEAR THE BITCH APART!

Tell me so.

Texas. Okay.

Than Bill led me to believe you were capable of.

Thanks.

That Bill backed his Nippon progeny

That good for nothing dog of yours got his ass

That woman deserves her revenge.

That'd be about square.

That'd be even, Vernita.

That's a fake.

That's being more rational

That's not on our menu...

The bald guy in the black suit and the Kato mask is Johnny Mo,

The bald guy in the black suit and the Kato mask is Johnny Mo,

The death of her parents at the hands

The first name on my death list,

The first reason is information.

The half French, half Japanese Sofie Fatale.

The half Japanese, half Chinese American Army brat

The head general of O Ren's personal army, the Crazy 88.

The man who seems bound and determined

The name on the marriage certificate

The night O Ren assumed power over the crime council.

The perversion of our illustrious council?

The pretty lady to O Ren's right,

The price is $75 a fuck, my friend.

The price you pay

The subject of O Ren's blood and nationality

The tea's hot.

The vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern.

The young girl in the school girl uniform

Then give me one of these.

Then wait for your husband to come home and kill him.

There's a baseball diamond where I coach little league

There's broken glass everywhere, and you could cut yourself.

These are not for sale.

They belong to me now.

They demand ridiculous things.

They even shot that old colored fella that plays the organ.

They wiped out the whole wedding party, execution style.

They'll all soon be as dead as O Ren.

This ain't no squirrelly amateur.

This chick's cooch can get drier than a bucket of sand.

This is an old friend of mommy's I ain't seen in a long time.

This is Hattori Hanzo steel.

This is me at my most masochistic.

This is Rockabilly Rhythms on KTRN, Wichita Falls.

This is the work of a salty dog.

This Pasadena homemaker's name

This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.

This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

Thought that was pretty fucking funny, didn't you?

To break the mood is Boss Tanaka.

To get even, even Stephen,

To know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions.

To my beautiful and brilliant Sofie.

To shoot a goddamn good looking gal like that in the head.

To talk about.

Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?

Trix are for...

Trying to will my limbs out of entropy...

Uh, drink.

Uh, what other Japanese do you know?

Um, arigato.

Um, I already said domo, right?

Very easy.

Very funny, bitch.

Very good!

Very own wild man, Charlie Feathers.

Wait a minute. Wait.

Wait.

Walk away.

We have a customer. Bring out some tea, quickly.

We meet there around 2:30 in the morning,

We owe her better than that.

We won't be bothered.

We've been calling her The Bride

Weapon of choice?

Welcome to Air O. May I help you?

Welcome.

Welcome...

Well, a sure and steady hand did this.

Well, ain't you the slice of cutie pie they said you was?

Well, give me the gory details, Son Number One.

Well, maybe towards those other jokers.

Well, thank you. I mean, arigato.

Well, this is definitely the work of professionals.

What brings you to Okinawa?

What d'ya want?

What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?

What I have here...

What they've been doing.

What would be your guess?

What you gonna do now, huh? What you got?

What?

What'd I tell you, Pop?

What's gonna happen?

What's her condition?

What's your name?

When do you wanna die?

When engaged in combat...

When fortune smiles on something

When the final sword was sheathed,

Where is she?

Where was it made?

Where's Bill?

Where's Bill?

Where's Bill?

Who do you remind me of?

Who is he?

Who's the bride?

Whom in Okinawa made you this steel?

Why she left you alive...

Why should I help you?

Wiggle your big toe.

Wiggle your big toe.

Wiggle your big toe.

Wiggle your big toe.

Wiggle your big toe.

Wiggle your big toe.

Will you keep your voice down?

With an edged weapon.

With the other yakuza clans

With your own beautiful blue eye, did you not?

Word of advice, shithead.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Now here's the rules.

Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yellow haired warrior...

Yes, it's me.

Yes.

Yet proud as I am of my life's work...

Yo, stud! Time's up, buddy.

You and I have unfinished business!

You and I have unfinished business.

You are the best looking girl I've had today.

You better shit can that blasphemy, boy.

You call that begging?

You can beg better than that.

You can go in your room now.

You can relax for now.

You can sleep here.

You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage.

You could do worse.

You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?

You don't owe her shit!

You English?

You fucker.

You getting your freak on or what?

You have a friend live in Okinawa?

You have every right to want to get even.

You have to say Yes, yes, yes to any selfish demands they make.

You know, for a second there, yeah, I kind of did.

You know, I'll bet I could fry an egg on your head right now.

You know, kiddo...

YOU LIE!

You like samurai swords.

You listen well...

You may.

You murdered?!

You must have big rats, you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.

You said domo. Can you speak Japanese?

You said domo. Can you speak Japanese?

You say arigato like we say arigato.

You say Japanese word like you Japanese.

You should learn Japanese.

You stay right where you are.

You still take cream and sugar?

You suppose correctly.

You want some coffee?

You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize!

You're doing his will.

You're gonna get your head chopped off.

You're in a house of worship.

You're right, he does look like Charlie Brown.

Your mother had it coming.

4 years old, eh?

20, 40, 60, 75.

Day, night, afternoon Who gives a damn Get the sake!

Hey, yeah! Hey, yeah!

Now, are clear on rule one? Yeah.

That's what happened, baby. Barney did this?

Uh huh. Oh.

...along with yours,

...by making a Chinese Jap American half breed bitch its leader!

...God will be cut.

...I apologize.

...I could see the faces of the cunts who did this to me.

...I have retired.

...I keep for their aesthetic and sentimental value.

...I no longer make instruments of death.

...I'm going to say this in English.

...kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself.

...leave the limbs you've lost.

...more than my own children,

...or is it I...

...or is it I... who has penetrated you?

...over the perversion committed today!

...someone as you, who knows so much, must surely know...

...take a good look at my face.

...take them with you!

...the Crazy 88, that proved the victor.

...they weep in the afterlife...

...to make the sword.

...to never do again.

...what I swore an oath to God, 28 years ago,

...which I love...

...with everything you have.

...you laugh like stupid donkeys...

...you might not last five minutes.

# Ain't nobody doin' but me #

# And I'm lookin' for me a woman #

# And till this day, sometimes I cry #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# Bang bang #

# But she's mighty hard to find #

# He didn't even say goodbye #

# He didn't take the time to lie #

# He shot me down #

# He shot me down #

# He wore black and I wore white #

# He would always laugh and say #

# I hit the ground #

# I used to shoot you down #

# I'm doin'#

# I'm just a single fellow with a lot on my mind #

# Music played and people sang #

# My baby shot me down #

# Nobody #

# Nobody but me #

# Now he's gone #

# Oh, that little bitty woman #

# Remember when we used to play? #

# Seasons came and changed the time #

# That awful sound #

# Well #

# Yes, I gonna philly, I'm doin'? #