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Shrek 2 (2004) Shrek 2 is a beloved animated comedy film from 2004 that continues the adventures of the iconic green ogre.

Shrek 2 (2004)

Shrek 2 is a beloved animated comedy film from 2004 that continues the adventures of the iconic green ogre. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon, the film features the voices of Mike Myers as Shrek, Eddie Murphy as Donkey, and Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona. The hilarious plot follows Shrek and his companions as they embark on a journey to meet Fiona's disapproving parents. With its clever humor and heartwarming story, Shrek 2 has remained a favorite for both children and adults. You can relive the magic by playing and downloading sounds from this film here.
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A drop of desire.
A little father son time?
A pinch of passion.
A sporty carriage to ride in style, Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle.
A tear drop away.
About an ogre problem?
Abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and...
Accidentally in love.
Accidentally in love.
Accidentally in love.
Accidentally in love.
Accidentally in love.
Accidentally in love.
Accidentally.
Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon?
Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed.
After I endured blistering winds, scorching desert...
After these messages.
After you, Mongo.
Ah ha ha!
Ah, yes. Very good, then. Carry on, Cedric.
Ah! Ah! Aaahh!
Ah! Excellent! That's my girl.
Ah! There you are. Right.
Ah. I thought I might find you here.
Ah. P, P, P. Princess. Cinderella.
Ah... that's okay.
Ahh!
Ain't no stoppin' us now! Wooh! We're on the move!
Aka Mom and Dad.
All by myself anymore...
All by myself.
All by myself.
All right, all right, I get it. I'm just so darn bored.
All right, big fella! Let's crash this party!
Allow me to take the first sip.
Already our minds are becoming one.
Already taken my pills, and they tend to make me a bit drowsy.
Amigo, we are off to the Kit Kat Club.
And bring me back to my family,
And don't worry. They'll love you, too.
And Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
And go dancing in the rain.
And guess what, Princess? That's not about to change.
And he's gotta be fresh From the fight.
And her skin's the colour of mocha.
And her skin's the colour of mocha.
And I'm going to set things right.
And if you think that I'll be smearing Vapo Rub over your chest, think again!
And it was destiny that his kiss
And just a hint of...
And let's face it. You are a lot easier on the eyes.
And most handsome...
And my blessing?
And my time was running wild, a million dead end streets.
And now she can be.
And oh, what the hey! Have a bichon frisé!
And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina!
And somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate!
And take it from me, Boss.
And that's final!
And that's why I have to let her go.
And there's some question as to why that is?
And they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment
And throughout the land, everyone was happy...
And we'll all live happily ever after.
And what does he find?
And where are all the gods?
And, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous!
Angry ogre you always been.
Are you all right?
Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?
Are you going so soon? Don't you want to see your wife?
Are you kidding? He's gorgeous!
Are you kidding? He's gorgeous!
Are you up for a little quest, Donkey?
As you have spared me mine.
At which time the King
Aw, man, where do I begin?
Aw, man, where do I begin?
Away!
Aye, day care or dragon guarded castle.
Aye.
Banish your blemishes, tooth decay, Cellulite thighs will fade away.
Be good.
Be sure and use small words, dear. He's a little slow this morning.
Because we're gonna need flour.
Bet my bottom?
Bet your bottom...
Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona?
Black cats and voodoo dolls.
Bon appetit!
Boom! That's what I like to hear. Look who's coming around!
Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion...
Boss! The Happily Ever After Potion!
But Fiona and I are married now.
But for this, I charge a great deal of money.
But for your Kingdom.
But I can see now...
But I can't trace time
But I don't know nothing about love.
But I love Fiona more.
But I love Fiona more.
But I really don't need all this.
But if you come by the office, we'll be glad to make you an appointment.
But it's the old one I fell in love with, Dad.
But look at me. Look what I've done for her.
But not the way I feel about you.
But people change for the ones they love.
But remember, dear. If you should ever need me...
But she was supposed to choose the prince we picked for her.
But she'll take away your pain.
But there's no escaping your love.
But they're my parents, Shrek. They love me.
But, well, what do you think?
But...
Buy 'em drinks!
C Minor, put it in C Minor.
Can I get a whoop whoop?
Can we get on with this?
Can't stop thinking about it.
Catch!
Ch Ch Ch Ch Changes Turn and face the strange.
Ch Ch Ch Ch Changes.
Ch Ch Changes.
Change?
Cheese soufflé, Valentine's Day Have some chicken fricassee!
Come here, little kitty, kitty.
Come on in, Your Majesty.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, guys.
Come on, join us.
Come on, little kitty. Come here. Oh! Come here, little kitty.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! We don't want to hit traffic!
Come on. Is he really that good looking?
Confide in your very own furniture friends.
Could you not be yourself...
Dad says I'm going away for a while.
Dad!
Dad?
Dad. I was so hoping you'd approve.
Dance!
Darling, I'm just thinking about what's best for you.
Darling?
Darling. That's mine. Decaf.
Dear Diary...
Dearest Princess Fiona.
Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother
Did someone let the cat out of the bag?
Do I know you?
Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over...
Don't be drab, you'll be fab Your prince will have rock hard abs.
Don't feel bad. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you.
Don't get huffy! I'm only trying to help.
Don't go projecting on me.
Don't mind if I do, Lillian.
Don't wanna be a richer one.
Don't wanna be a richer one.
Don't wanna be.
Don't worry! We'll take care of everything.
Don't worry. Things seem bad because it's dark and rainy