Lorax (2012) Family Edit

A better place out there somewhere.

A delicious cookie.

A fine thing that all people need.

A fine thing that all people need.

A fine thing that all people...

A model airplane, this time.

A nail

A net for catching butterflies.

A portion of proceeds goes to charity.

A real living tree

A real one.

A thing we use for exercise.

A town without nature, not one living tree.

A tree falls the way it leans.

A vision of a world filled with Thneeds. It's going to be huge!

About to make a Thneed, about to change the world.

About what happened to them?

Actually, no.

Actually... I put your bed in the water.

Ah ha! Oh.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! You live in the middle of nowhere!

Ah?

All right, but where did we leave off?

All right, cool. Hey, I got to run. I got to go do a thing.

All right, here we go.

All right, look.

All right, pass them over.

All right, you know what? That's it!

All right.

All right.

All the customers are buying.

All the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you

Aloysius O'Hare.

And a completely irrational sense of optimism.

And became a zillionaire.

And biggering, and turning more Truffula trees into Thneeds.

And check it, this is how it goes.

And claw and bite and punch.

And curse you until the end of your days!

And disco!

And don't let the boot hit you on the way out.

And drive sales where?

And drive sales where?

And each day since the Lorax left,

And follow up, if I may, what are you doing here?

And get these people on my side, or else you're fired!

And he just has to come along and rain on my parade.

And I am not kidding with you!

And I said I was going to keep an eye on you.

And I said I wouldn't chop down any more trees.

And I speak for the trees.

And I'd like to say a few words, if you please.

And I'm going to need their help

And it does what? I don't even know what it does.

And it was cold outside, and we just fell asleep. No harm done.

And maybe change my point of view.

And my apologies, Ted.

And my invention, the Thneed.

And my name's Rose.

And no birds ever sing, excepting old crows.

And no one had to pay for air.

And nothing is going to stop me!

And on behalf of the trees, get out!

And people said that the touch of their tufts

And playing the Donkey Kongs?

And she loves trees. And I'm going to get her one.

And that's not good, so we suppose.

And the animal that doesn't Well, the animal that doesn't.

And the fact is, things aren't perfect here in Thneedville.

And the lawyers are denying.

And the money's multiplying.

And the PR people are lying.

And the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail,

And the wind smells slow and sour when it blows.

And they liked it that way!

And they smelled like butterfly milk!

And they're only going to get worse,

And uh, something to dig with.

And uses 96 batteries.

And was never heard from again.

And we can start by planting this!

And what's more, when we build a new factory

And who are you?

And wondering what it meant.

And you pulled me right back and here I am!

And you won't believe what happened that night.

And you won't get any. Not from them.

And you're chopping them down!

And you're going to help me plant it right in the middle of town

And your momma.

And your mustache into the ground!

And, I just thought, you know, they make leaves!

Any more than you're just a boy.

Anyway, you're all here, you all work for me, and that's cool.

Are you kidding? This is amazing!

Are you serious right now?

Audrey!

Audrey!

Aw!

Aw.

Bad?

Bam!

Bar ba loots.

Be careful which way you lean.

Because I would love to hear that one.

Because it actually hurt my feelings for a really long time.

Because they produce fresh air.

Because unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,

Behold! The intruder and his violent ways.

Bigger, bigger!

Bigger?

Break dancing and wearing bell bottoms,

Breakfast is overrated.

Brett, Chet, set up the RV!

Brett, you are now my favorite child.

Bring it on, Teddy!

Burn!

But first...

But I am highly offended by it.

But I didn't listen to his warning.

But I remember when trees were everywhere.

But I think he's going to get to that part really soon.

But I'd had absolutely no success.

But if he does the same stupid thing twice,

But it seems like trees might be worth a try.

But it's all we really need.

But it's all we really need.

But it's not about what it is,

But Mr. Once ler's not seeing anyone right now.

But nobody is going to buy that thing.

But now I'm thinking...

But there's more to this story than what's on the page,

But wait, there's more!

But when we got here, you were asleep. What?

But where? There's no dirt anywhere.

But you always said I wouldn't amount to anything, remember?

But you will see, okay? I'm going to prove you all wrong.

But, sadly, according to the universal wish laws, I cannot.

But, uh, is there a musical number

But, you know what, let's just go. Let's go. Forget about it.

But...

But... No "but" s, Oncie.

Buzz. Buzz.

By the way, nice mustache.

Called survival of the fittest.

Can we start not so long ago, maybe?

Change the way things are.

Check it out, guys...

Check out this commercial, huh?

Clear!

Coats. Big.

Come on, get up there. Come on.

Come on, how bad can I possibly be?

Come on, let's go!

Come on, Melvin!

Come on, reach out for the Lorax.

Come on, take a seat, we'll deal you in.

Come on, where is my back up chorus?

Come on, who's with me?

Come on!

Come on! We know why you're really against trees.

Come on.

Complain all you want It's never, ever, ever, ever gonna stop.

Cue the music! Let's see.

Dance with the tree.

Destined to succeed ville.

Did not wanna see that.

Did you chop down this tree?

Did you just... In my bowl!

Did you paint this?

Did you...

Did your ball land in my backyard again?

Didn't really happen.

Do you like it? What?

Do you think I'm bad?

Do you want a tree?

Do you want to know about trees?

Don't go poking around in things you don't understand

Dude, I don't think so!

Each one is made in factories.

End of story.

Ever.

Everybody needs a Thneed.

Everybody needs a Thneed.

Everybody out there You take care of yours

Everybosy needs a Thneed.

Everybosy needs a Thneed.

Ew! Exactly. And sleeping is the body's way

Ew.

Exactly.

Exactly. And...

Excuse me, down there!

Excuse me, excuse me. Watch out!

Excuse me, sir. I need to talk with your boss.

Excuse me?

Family time, and we're all playing board games!

Far outside of town where the grass never grows

Feeding junk food to forest animals? That's great.

Find it!

Find it!

Fine. Sorry.

Folks...

For free!

Get in, get in!

Get it unstuck, get it unstuck!

Get out of here and leave me alone!

Get out of my house now. This is outrageous.

Get that seed!

Get up there.

Give me a reason, Shorty.

Go ahead, knock yourself out.

Go faster, you idiot!

Go long!

Go long! Go long!

Go see him!

Go, go! A little bit more! A little bit more!

Go. Huh?

Gonna chop one down and make my Thneed.

Good to know.

Good. Now, I've got a big day tomorrow

Got it!

Got to plant the seed.

Grammy!

Grandma just finished her turn.

Grandma! Stop making things up.

Growing in my backyard.

Guardian of the forest.

Guys, this is ridiculous. Stop!

Hand in hand, and wing and fin.

Hand it over.

Hang on, Pipsqueak! I'm coming to get you!

Hang on! Here we go!

Happy birthday, Audrey.

Happy yet? You fill that hole deep down inside you?

Harvesting the tufts takes too long!

Have a nice day!

He knows his own name and everything.

He totally ran into that tree!

He would tell you everything.

Hello, everybody. Thanks for coming.

Hello, Ted.

Hello!

Hello?

Help is on the way!

Here in Got all that we need ville.

Here in Love the life we lead ville.

Here it comes!

Here we are. What?

Here's the deal, I make a living selling fresh air to people.

Hey, Audrey!

Hey, Aunt Grizelda!

Hey, back off!

Hey, Beanpole, wake up!

Hey, Chet, check this out!

Hey, did you want to... Well, okay!

Hey, do you want to see something cool?

Hey, get out of there!

Hey, guys!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, wait. Wait a minute.

Hey, I'm back.

Hey, keep your paws off me!

Hey, look, I don't want any trouble.

Hey, man? You know, you need to change that door bell.

Hey, ow, ow!

Hey, Pipsqueak...

Hey, she is not some girl!

Hey, they broke O'Hare's head!

Hey, wait, wait! Tomorrow?

Hey, you broke your promise.

Hey, you fishies! Stop that bed!

Hey, you gave it your best shot. Right? What more can you do?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! I love this guy!

Hey! I love this guy!

Hey! It's Mr. O...

Hey! Ouch.

Hey! Ted, right?

Hey! Watch the road, you meathead!

Hey! We got trouble, and it's coming up fast!

Hey! What?

Hey! Where's your Thneed, did you sell it?

Hey! Whoo!

Hey. Cool hat.

Hey. No, no. Didn't sell it.

Hey...

Hi. Isn't he clever, Mr. O'Hare?

Hip hip hooray!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hopefully, they'll be able to find

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

How bad can I possibly be?

How bad can this possibly be?

How bad could I possibly be? Let's see!

How bad?

How dare you! Give me that!

How did you know?

How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality.

How's it doing?

Huh!

Huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Hush your mouth. I was just trying to motivate you!

I am really glad that you clarified that

I am so proud of me.

I am Ted Wiggins.

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

I am wounded! You have lied!

I bet that sounds crazy. Does that sound crazy?

I can't breathe. Are you the Once ler?

I consider it kind of a threat to my business.

I could just kiss you right now!

I didn't mean you any harm.

I do. I really do. I want to hear the story. I just...

I don't care who you are, you little crazy baby man!

I don't even know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I got it! I got it!

I got to go into town and sell my Thneed.

I guess you don't really want to hear the rest of the story.

I guess you wouldn't mind us checking your room.

I had just summoned a mystical creature as old as time itself.

I have done nothing illegal.

I have my rights, and I intend to keep on biggering

I hereby swear that I will never chop down another tree.

I just wanted to calmly float you away.

I just went swimming, and now I glow.

I just... I like this cereal.

I knew I could break her.

I know it may seem small and insignificant,

I know what she wished for.

I know you have it, Ted.

I know, but you looked so cozy.

I know, right?

I know.

I live here in Thneedville, too.

I mean, look at this. It's amazing.

I mean, something good finally happens to me,

I need you to get out. Now!

I promise.

I remember you.

I say let it grow

I say we tell this kid what we think about that seed!

I speak for the trees.

I think he did it.

I told you, that's not how it works.

I was a young man leaving home.

I was heading into the light,

I was searching the globe,

I won't let you down.

I wonder what the next million dollar invention's going to be.

I would gladly pound you

I would never hit this little guy. You, on the other hand,

I would really like to see a tree

I'd probably marry him on the spot.

I'll get your cookie.

I'll go right up your nose!

I'll just be a minute.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll take care of mine mine mine mine mine.

I'm actually doing it!

I'm aware it rhymes.

I'm biggering my corporate sign.

I'm done with this thing.

I'm Frankenstein's head on a spider's body!

I'm going for it.

I'm going to chop down as many trees as I need. Okay?

I'm going to eat this,

I'm gonna blow some minds, gonna sell some Thneeds!

I'm Grammy Norma I'm old, and I've got gray hair.

I'm just doin' what comes naturally.

I'm just doin' what comes naturally.

I'm just doin' what comes naturally.

I'm just doin' what comes naturally.

I'm just following my destiny.

I'm just following my destiny.

I'm just kidding. That was a joke. I was just joking.

I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy.

I'm not bad, I'm the good guy here. He just doesn't get it.

I'm old and can't even remember to put my teeth in.

I'm playing poker. He's playing Go Fish. And I think he's hungry.

I'm sorry...

I'm starving. What's for breakfast?

I'm Ted. I'm Ted.

I'm the Lorax! Guardian of the forest.

I've got one of these for the cutest little guy I ever saw!

I've sat here regretting everything I've done,

If a guy somehow got you one...

If my company is going to get bigger. Okay?

If somehow your invention ends up a failure

If you want to hear more, come back tomorrow.

If you're not gone by the time the sun sets on this valley,

Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed.

In Satisfaction's guaranteed ville.

In Thneedville, it's a brand new dawn.

In Thneedville, the air's not so clean.

In Thneedville, we don't want to know.

In Thneedville, we have fun year round.

In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees.

In Thneedville.

In Thneedville.

Instead of a success,

Is something that is going to take O'Hare Air

Is that... Yes. The last Truffula seed.

It actually happened. Just take it from me.

It all started a long time ago.

It also works as a hat.

It comes out this machine!

It could be time to start anew.

It has a million uses!

It is a big deal!

It is just one tiny seed.

It is not a lie! It's called photosynthesis.

It is now personal time. I'll be in my room.

It says the people with the money People with the money.

It stinks out here. Don't make me come back!

It was all downhill from there.

It was an amazing product that could do the job of a thousand.

It's a brand new dawn.

It's a brand new dawn.

It's a girl, isn't it?

It's a super trendy hat.

It's a tightrope for an acrobat.

It's about this.

It's about what it can become.

It's alive!

It's all right. It's okay, I'll come back.

It's because of me!

It's just one tiny seed.

It's like living in paradise.

It's no problem.

It's not.

It's perfect! And that's how it will stay.

It's Sunday. You know what that means?

It's the Oak amatic. The only tree with it's own remote.

It's time to banish all your greed.

It's time to change the life we lead.

It's usually to impress some girl.

Jump, jump!

Just a minute!

Just do something!

Just going to put them right back in. We can do this all day.

Just look at me petting this puppy.

Just me and my thoughts.

Just one way to know it's worth.

Just one way to know it's worth.

Kiss him! Kiss him!

Last chance, kid. Hand it over!

Leave! Vacate the premises!

Let it die, let it die.

Let it grow, let it grow.

Let it grow, let it grow.

Let it grow, let it grow.

Let it grow, let it grow.

Let it shrivel up and...

Let me hear you say Smogulous Smoke!

Let the love inside you show.

Let's celebrate the world's rebirth.

Let's celebrate the world's rebirth.

Let's just say I need a tree.

Let's not get off on the wrong foot here.

Like it did so long ago.

Listen! People say that if someone brings you this stuff

Little did I know that by chopping down that tree

Look at that...

Look at that...

Look at this. It's a swimsuit!

Look at what we've got.

Look out!

Look, everyone here needs the trees

Look, I almost went over that waterfall! Wait...

Look, if you've got a problem with what I'm doing,

Loser!

Lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span.

Lump of wood that just sticks out of the ground?

Magically appear out of that stump?

Make this ever loving world go round.

Man!

Maybe. Just maybe.

Me? Why would he leave that for me?

Melvin?

Melvin...

Mind telling me what's going on here?

Mmm hmm.

Mmm mmm.

Mmm?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom, I'm busy, Mom.

Mom, it's not really the time for one of your magical fables, okay?

Mom, seriously, every turn?

Mom!

Mom? Come on, Ted. Get into it.

Mom? Hey, it's me! I told you I was going to be a success!

Morty! McGurk! Find the seed!

Mr. O'Hare, what we've got for you

Mud tracked all over your floor by uninvited guests?

Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch I'm just sayin'

Must have been a misunderstanding. We'll be leaving now.

My family was right. I quit!

My house, okay?

My name is Dan.

My name's Marie, and I am three!

My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you

Nah! I say let it die!

Nah! You don't have what it takes. Goodbye.

Newsflash! Not going anywhere!

Nice wheels.

Nice work, you guys. Couldn't have done it without you.

No one ever leaves town!

No one is supposed to come here.

No, Brett, that's actually not a...

No, but that sounds amazing. Can I see some of that?

No, Grammy...

No, I didn't. I'm just here to hear the end of the story.

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no!

No, no.

No, really, I forgot my teeth.

No, you can't come in my room!

No, you can't go up there!

No! No, no, no! Stop it! Please, stop.

No! Not crazy.

No. Okay! Family time is over.

Nobody beats Aloysius O... Ted...

Nobody.

Not crazy at all.

Nothing is going to get better.

Nothing unmanly about knitting. No, sir.

Now that's a Thneed.

Now what?

Now you!

Now you're thinking. That would speed things up!

Now, Mr. O'Hare, I know what you're thinking.

Now, picture this.

O'Hare is right!

O'Hare purified air. Freshness to go.

Obsessed with finding the perfect material for my Thneed.

Of course he can't swim!

Of course, of course. Now, go back to your family game time.

Of course, of course. Now, go back to your family game time.

Of course, you probably want to wring it out first.

Of telling other people to go away.

Oh, come on!

Oh, he's real all right.

Oh, hello!

Oh, hey, Audrey. Hi.

Oh, hi, Ted! What's up?

Oh, hi, Ted.

Oh, I know what you want!

Oh, I'm sorry,

Oh, is this the girl you're always talking about?

Oh, it hurts, Mom. Please stop.

Oh, it wouldn't surprise me at all!

Oh, look, it's Aloysius O'Hare.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Didn't you read the signs?

Oh, my goodness. Yeah! Love it.

Oh, my gosh! I totally want one.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. That's a lot of people.

Oh, no. The seed!

Oh, really?

Oh, that's bad.

Oh, wow. Hey, Audrey!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! We're in business, baby!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I got a little jingle.

Oh, yes. Right after the musical number about the kid

Oh, you missed me. What?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Um...

Okay, dear. Have fun.

Okay, Grammy, let's get you home!

Okay, here's the deal.

Okay, I have ever seen.

Okay, I put my lips on those. Well, I used to, anyway.

Okay, my mom is expecting me. So, I'm just going to...

Okay, nice and easy.

Okay, Pipsqueak, give me your hand.

Okay, that one hit the tender spot.

Okay, that's it!

Okay, we have to get this in the ground.

Okay, we're going to need water.

Okay, what are you...

Okay! Good talk. Really good talk.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Come on, now. Everything is fine.

Okay. Everyone, cool it.

Okay. Grammy, is this a real thing

Okay. Um...

Oncie, is that you?

Oncie, we've got us a little problem.

One, "I've gotten rich selling people air that's"

Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Or do you still need more?

Or I'll be your worst nightmare.

Or the second day.

Or the third, or fourth, or fifth day.

Our research shows that if you put something in a plastic bottle,

Our son Wesley kind of glows.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Pancake, the pancake.

Parking lot!

Parking lot!

People used to say if you brought him 15 cents,

People will buy it.

People, come on!

Plant a seed inside the Earth.

Plant a seed inside the Earth.

Plant the seed in the middle of town, where everyone can see.

Please breathe responsibly.

Please. I have eyes everywhere.

Principle in business.

Principle in nature.

Problem?

Question, what are they doing here?

Quit doing that.

Really?

Really? Because when a guy does something stupid once,

Really? Well, then...

Regarding the story that you're about to see

Remind you of the promises you made?

Right after I find my bed.

Right, got it. Proceed.

Right, I forgot. You're a fraud.

Right?

Schloppity Schlopp!

Schloppity Schlopp!

See what he's up to.

See, here I am, leaving. Walking away now.

See, that's why he's the genius! It even rhymes!

See, we're not making Thneeds fast enough.

See, what did I tell you? Easy. Huh?

See?

Seed?

Seeds will ruin us all! Stop it!

Seriously, how cool is your grandma?

Shake that bottom line.

Shame on you. For shame!

She's a woman, in high school.

She's even prettier than... Okay, got to run! Bye.

Shh!

Sit down, go on.

So I say let it grow.

So I say let it grow.

So I'm biggering my company I'm biggering my factory

So I'm going to get some sleep.

So if, say... I'm just thinking out loud here.

So let's all make my dreams come true.

So now our friendship can begin.

So please pay attention while I set the stage.

So we buy it fresh.

So you would hammer one of nature's innocent creatures?

So you're telling me, you just didn't see me

So, anyway...

So, has he told you how to get a tree yet?

So, how are things?

So, I hear you have become interested in trees.

So, I'll see you guys.

So, I'm sending them off.

So, in other words, the more smog in the sky,

So, let's get to work.

So, let's put an end to this nonsense, shall we?

So, Mom, do you happen to know if there's any place

So, there I was at the very bottom.

So, this is really all your fault.

So, we've got a big problem.

So, what happened to them?

So, when I hear people talking about them,

So, who invited the giant, furry peanut?

Somebody sure made a bundle on that thing.

Son, you have let me down.

Sorry, it's just...

Sounds ridiculous, but I mean, that's cool.

Spewing that sticky, nasty sap all over the place.

Stand down. That's not what I meant.

Step on it, Ted!

Stop right there! Stop it!

Stop that maniac!

Stop!

Summer, autumn, winter,

Sun shining, a blue sky, a perfect day.

Sure, Mom.

Sure, why don't you go ahead and adopt him?

Survival of the fittest.

Ta da!

Take that, shorty!

Take your ax and get out!

Ted, big scary blimp coming.

Ted, honey, don't play with your food.

Ted, I would like you to meet Mr. O'Hare,

Ted, we already have a tree. It's the latest model.

Ted, what is this about?

Ted, what...

Ted, you didn't.

Ted, you're going to hit the wall!

Ted!

Ted?

Ted.

Ted. Tedster. Huh!

Teddy and I'll stay here and talk.

Teddy, there's not much that goes on in Thneedville

Thank you, Ted.

Thank you, Ted.

Thank you!

Thank you.