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Heavy Weights (1995) "Heavy Weights" is a hilarious comedy film from 1995 that revolves around a group of kids attending a

Heavy Weights (1995)

"Heavy Weights" is a hilarious comedy film from 1995 that revolves around a group of kids attending a summer weight loss camp called "Camp Hope." The film follows their misadventures as they try to outsmart the overzealous and eccentric camp counselor, played by Ben Stiller. The movie stars Aaron Schwartz, Shaun Weiss, and Kenan Thompson, among others, as the lovable and misfit campers who form an unlikely bond. With its slapstick humor, heartfelt moments, and messages of self-acceptance, "Heavy Weights" has become a beloved coming-of-age classic. If you're interested in reliving the laughs and nostalgia, you can play and download the film on various streaming platforms.

A camp designed just for you, Gerry.
A loser with a skinny wiener.
Aaah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aaaah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! I hate you!
Aah! Uhh!
Aah! Yeah!
Accelerate into the turns. Don't forget.
According to my information...
Age 11, 141 pounds!
Ah, Chez Chipmunk my summer home.
Ahh. Come on, T.
All I need to do is put an adult in charge
All present and accounted for, Captain, sir.
All right, all right.
All right, Cody, give it your best shot.
All right, Cody, let's have some fun.
All right, everyone. Ready?
All right, Gerry, it's your bat.
All right, Gerry, over here is your brand new bunk.
All right, Gerry!
All right, guys, that sounds great, yeah!
All right, guys, you ready to take it home?
All right, guys!
All right, I want to see some hustle out there!
All right, let's go get our hands dirty.
All right, let's hear it for Simms.
All right, let's see how you're doing...
All right, let's work it around!
All right, next batter. Let's go, son.
All right, now in a nice, orderly fashion...
All right, Pat.
All right, put it down.
All right, take it easy.
All right, who's up first? Let's go!
All right!
All right!
All right! OK!
All right! OK! I'll tell you!
All right! Sounds good! Here we go!
All right! Stand proud, boys!
All right! Step off the scale, son.
All right. Gerry, check this room out.
All right. You can do it. It's easy.
An obstacle course, the Hall of Intelligence...
And fat is outta here, mister!
And he's here to talk to you about a special summer camp.
And he's locked up in a juvenile delinquent center.
And his parents were so mad, they wouldn't let him come home.
And I am Lars.
And I believe in you. Call and order now.
And I bet you might teach me a little something, also.
And I think they're gonna be very, very pleased.
And I won't have it.
And in those situations, sometimes...
And increase his metabolic output.
And it's about time we started acting that way.
And no one is going to mess it up again.
And no self respect.
And she's only got one leg!
And that's your dad, too, isn't it?
And the Grand Prix.
And this year I hear they're getting us jet skis.
And to help me do it...
And we are gonna do it together!
And we will call you with our decision later.
And we've been the owners and operators...
And you don't know where the infirmary is?
And you're too weak!
And your dear old Uncle Tony.
Anyone who brings candy into this camp...
Are these ropes tight enough? We can get more.
Are you crazy? No way!
Are you guys heavyweights?
Are you ready for the best damn summer of your life?
Are you rolling now, Kenneth?
Are you up to it?
Artist and title, please.
As a health care professional...
As for the go karts...
As much as you want, Gerry.
As soon as I catch my breath.
As they move into the Hall of Intelligence.
At least Josh got out...
At least you stood up to him.
At night, they vandalize our camp.
Attention campers, tonight's lecture is...
Attention, campers...
Aw, come on! Here we go!
Aww, look, the poor baby's gonna cry.
Aye aye, Captain, sir.
Back to camp for you, all right?
Bad.
Be careful. This guy drives dirty.
Beautiful!
Because Camp Hope is the fun way to lose weight.
Because everything's falling apart...
Because he's fat, too.
Because nobody else seemed to care.
Because you're fat. Is that your dad?
Before we take control of this camp.
Being humiliated by that psycho today was pretty cool.
Big smile.
Body!
Botticelli's "La Primavera."
Bring a mop and a plunger...now!
Buddy!
Buses are waiting over there.
Busting my ass around here for nothing.
But be careful. They can be addicting.
But by the end of the summer...
But even worse...
But for now, we close down the camp.
But I am saving the dance.
But I bet you might be able to tell me who did?
But I bet you might be able to tell me who did?
But I don't think you'll get creamed riding this.
But if we're going to succeed...
But it would smush.
But it's vital to the success of the Perkis system...
But look at this.
But they can't come for two weeks.
But we came up with a plan of our own.
But we can fix that. All we have to do...
But we have never lost this race, all right?
But we're afraid to follow.
But when he got too close...
But you get those guys through the hike tomorrow.
Calm down.
Camp Hope "Hi, hi, hiya"?
Camp Hope has almost caught up to Camp MVP.
Camp Hope, everybody! Best place on earth!
Camp Hope! Camp Hope! Camp Hope!
Camp is awesome.
Camp MVP is setting a course record...
Can do to adjust your attitude, huh?
Can I go to the nurse?
Can you believe it?
Can you tell me where the infirmary is?
Can't do it. Gotta get back to the camp!
Carolina ribs.
Cher?
Cher?
Chipmunks, move out.
Chipmunks! Download, now!
Coast clear?
Cody wants to have fun.
Cody, what on earth is going on out there?
Come back.
Come here a second. I gotta ask you something.
Come here!
Come here! Get out of my way!
Come on over here!
Come on, give me a hug.
Come on, honey. He's got a videotape.
Come on, lardo!
Come on, let's go! Let's do it!
Come on, Pat.
Come on, Pat. You're cool.
Come on, son.
Come on, you devil log!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Get that cup!
Come on! Unh!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Toss it over.
Come over here and kick our butts every year.
Come with me. I'll take you around.
Congratulations, Mr. Simms.
Congratulations. Here you go.
Crikey!
Cutie.
Damn! Forget it!
Dawson, what are you doing, man?
Deal with it.
Dear Grandma...
Did a little work on the motor.
Did someone die?
Did this place always stink this much?
Did you catch Lars's outfit?
Did you eat your Wheaties today, Phillip?
Die! Yaah!
Dispose of that, Lars.
Do you feel it? Hmm?
Do you have any?
Do you have any? Not yet.
Do you think he could've possibly planned...
Do you think I'm crazy?
Do you understand that, Gerald Garner?
Do you?
Do you?
Doh!
Don't be alarmed. I am fine.
Don't be frightened, Nicholas.
Don't be frightened. Just come here.
Don't blubber, chubber! Ha ha.
Don't freak out, don't call your lawyers.
Don't get up till the count of three.
Don't tell anybody...
Don't worry, I have them on the body system.
Don't you have any decency? Help me!
Don't you see how much fun we're having?
Drop back, son.
Educated entirely by private tutors my whole life...
Eighteen years.
Eleven.
Enjoy your summer.
Enjoy yourselves. You deserve it.
Enjoy.
Enough. All right.
Entrepreneur, a motivator, and a new friend...
Especially you, Garner, Gerald...
Even take on Camp MVP in the Apache Relay.
Even take on Camp MVP in the Apache Relay.
Every year they surprise us...
Everybody go home!
Everybody go home.
Everybody knows that.
Everybody's the fat kid.
Everyone who has not met their weight loss goal...
Everyone! Grab a taste of England, guys!
Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Tim?
Excuse us.
Feel the chi.
Five and a quarter.
For it to be this bad?
Forget it, Pat.
Forget them.
Forget you!
Foul ball! Strike two!
From my work in the Camp Hope promotional video.
From now on, each of us...
Gentlemen...
Gerald Garner. Step on up, Gerald.
Gerry says it's impossible.
Gerry, are you a heavyweight?
Gerry, this is Josh, camp legend.
Gerry! Oh!
Gerry.
Gerry. Pbbbbt.
Get down!
Get down.
Get off my bus!
Get on the scale, son! All right!
Get out of my way, Simms.
Get these salamis off my back. They really hurt.
Get up, Cody.
Get up, Cody. We need to go.
Get up, get up!
Get your butt off the ground!
Give it another try, son.
Give me a boost. Up, up.
Glide! Stride!
Go, Gerry. They're coming!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go! Go, Gerry!
God bless all of you.
Good afternoon, everyone.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon. I'm Pat Finley.
Good boy. You've come to free me.
Good bye now.
Good God! Can anybody hear me?
Good idea.
Good morning, campers.
Good morning!
Good one!
Good! Good!
Good? What do you mean?
Good. We're still working on a plan to get rid of Tony.
Got a bent axle over here.
Got that all you can eat meal. I closed the place.
Great way to start the summer.
Great.
Great.
Great. Why don't we have a bake sale?
Greetings, campers.
Greetings, future campers.
Guys, it looks like we have to play this out.
Guys, you can't kidnap the owner of a camp.
Ha ha ha ha ha! We have a comedian!
Ha ha ha! Go, fat boy, go!
Ha ha! Psyched you out!
Ha ha! So long, sucker!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hahh! Cripes.
Halt!
Harvey and I are saddened and dismayed to announce...
Harvey, please stop.
Have a nice summer. I got to get out of here.
Have been donated by him.
Have you been cheating?
He ain't hurt. Suck it up, Gerry!
He can't pass!
He has to be stopped!
He is a destroyer.
He is strict.
He looks like a human s'more.
He pulled a knife on Tony...
He threatened to sue and Perkis caved...
He used to be one of us, but then he lost weight...
He was going to make us climb a mountain.
He was nice, too.
He was swinging from a branch.
He's coming!
He's from England.
He's kidding, guys. He's gotta be.
Headed to fat camp?
Healthy? Oh, healthy!
Heh heh. Funny, Josh.
Hello, Gerald. Moment of truth.
Hello!
Hello?
Help me with these bags, all right?
Help me!
Here it is!
Here, take it!
Here!
Here's another one!
Hey, batter, batter, batter.
Hey, big guy. Look at you.
Hey, bony butt.
Hey, Chris.
Hey, Gerry, isn't that your bus?
Hey, Gerry. I found out the truth about Josh.
Hey, Gerry. I'm Pat Finley.
Hey, hey! How you doing, guys?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I like comedians.
Hey, I'm not rolling yet.
Hey, Josh, how long have you been shaving?
Hey, Lars, guess what? We're in charge now.
Hey, Pat...
Hey, there, Kenny!
Hey, there, Mr. Rainy Day.
Hey, who wants to be on TV, huh?
Hey! Come on!
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, Gerry. Roger Johnson.
Hi, I'm Pat Finley!
Hi! Hi! Hiya!
Hightail it back to camp, Lars. It'll be a rough one.
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
His bed is now available.
His days are numbered.
His life is dedicated to saying things like...
Hiya.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ho ho ho ho ho! Yes!
Ho ho! Stop me, hmm?
Hold those horses, cowboy.
How about a ride out of here?
How are we fixed for supplies on this end?
How are you on your jumps, huh?
How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids...
How do you like the food here at Camp Hope?
How much more are they gonna subject us to?
How much?
How was your year, chicken legs?
How's that grab you?
Hubert Humphrey, Spiro Agnew...
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Hurry up, guys. We don't have all day.
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
I always wanted to say that to somebody.
I am a loser.
I am happy to put this one to rest.
I am with you.
I am your new friend and counselor!
I believe you.
I did not send you to go kart camp.
I didn't know I was messing with a man!
I don't enjoy this part of the job.
I don't know what to do! It's stuck!
I don't know.
I don't need it anyway!
I don't think it's healthy to subject the
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think they'll recognize you.
I don't think Tony would mind if we switched back.
I don't want them!
I don't want to see any slackers or hear any whiners.
I doubt that you'll be seeing much of anything.
I extend my deepest apologies
I feel cool.
I found it?
I got a rookie here, and his name's Gerry...
I gotta take care of some other stuff.
I have got a bad feeling.
I have no friends.
I have plans for the summer. I'm gonna hang out!
I have to take you down.
I heard that they kicked him out...
I hope to God you ate your Wheaties.
I hope you're ready.
I just saw the new nurse, and she's very attractive.
I knew it was too hot in that bus.
I knew it!
I know each and every one of you because I was you.
I know this hasn't been easy.
I know what you're thinking.
I know you thought we'd get creamed...
I know. That's why I'm going to fat camp.
I like to call them "transformational facilitators."
I liked you better with the lobotomy.
I look around this room...
I love the food.
I love you.
I make a very disturbing sound.
I might be able to work something out.
I must inform you I have a severely deviated septum.
I ought to show you what it means to be an American!
I panicked.
I said, are you guys heavyweights?
I say we push him.
I see the president of the United States of America.
I smell.
I tell you what, I'll airmail it...
I think if To subject the kids
I think they're cheating.
I think we should have a little powwow...
I thought at least I'd be able to ride the go karts.
I thought I'd be good at it.
I thought I'd spice it up a little.
I thought that was pretty amusing, myself.
I thought they were supposed to be on diets.
I want meat!
I want to go home!
I was going to help you out, but now...
I was just saying we need a little rest.
I was.
I will.
I wonder what it would feel like to be one of those guys.
I would like to take this opportunity...
I'd like to reward you with this chocolate kiss.
I'd love to chat. Good luck to all of you.
I'll do everything I can back here.
I'll give you my decision right now.
I'll pencil you in.
I'll save something for you!
I'll see you all in hell!
I'll sure try.
I'll tell you whose candy it is.
I'm a beaten man.
I'm a heavyweight!
I'm afraid you're wrong. You are through here.
I'm Alice Bushkin, and this is Harvey...
I'm feeling skinny, Tony.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine. This is a joke, right?
I'm going to love this.
I'm going to take a bath on this.
I'm going to teach you...
I'm gonna show you the light!
I'm having a problem with my sciatic nerve.
I'm in Heaven.
I'm Julie, the new nurse.
I'm just saying that
I'm just so tired of being the fat guy.
I'm just telling you what I heard.
I'm looking for several portly adolescents.
I'm looking forward to interacting...
I'm not crazy. I just believe in you.
I'm not going to a camp with a bunch of fat loads!
I'm not going to pick up your head.
I'm not going.
I'm not gonna give you a light.
I'm not so good at sports.
I'm on my way.
I'm on the top of the world!
I'm proud of you.
I'm skinny.
I'm so slow.
I'm sorry. I...
I'm still tired of being the fat guy.
I'm still your friend.
I'm sure you recognize me from my work...
I'm sure your father...
I'm too motivated!
I'm writing you...
I've been a lot of help to you guys.
I've been coming here since I was 10 years old.
I've been here for 10 years.
I've been the counselor in here for 10 years.
I've decided to extend the hike indefinitely.
I've got a little surprise for you.
I've never ridden one.
If all goes according to plan...
If he isn't stopped right away...
If I don't get a 50,000 unit pre sale on this video...
If it's not my fault?
If we'd start respecting ourselves...
If you can't get it, we need to leave.
If you don't have a job, you get deported...
If you kids want to stick it out...
In fact...
In the Camp Hope promotional video.
Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
Is decrease his food intake...
Is everybody gonna behave themselves this summer?
Is in charge of their own diets.
Is it possible to do a sit up if you can't see or hear?
Is not only ineffective, it's downright dangerous.
Is not your friend.
Is something about personal responsibility.
Is that all you've got?
Is this kind of like cricket?
Islanders fan, huh?
Isn't that right, Tim?
It didn't stink at all.
It gives you that warm feeling inside?
It is cricket. Just with a different name.
It was incredible. First, I went to the Sizzler!
It was self defense. You got to believe us.
It won't be the same without them.
It would've been cool to go fast.
It's a dumb inter camp event where those jocks at MVP...
It's a fat camp!
It's a glorious morning.
It's amazing what a little food deprivation...
It's dicey. We don't have any hard evidence.
It's good stuff.
It's just a couple more.
It's my honor, Tony!
It's not funny, guys.
It's not kind of like cricket.
It's not your fault.
It's OK, man.
It's stuck!
It's their fault!
It's their fault. That's right.
It's up to you.
Jeez, get a room or something.
Jeez, she's coming over!
Josh Birnbaum, step on up!
Josh is all right, isn't he?
Josh now good.
Josh was bad.
Josh, how you doing, man?
Josh, what's wrong? What'd they do to you?
Josh!
Josh?
Josh? It's Josh.
Josh...speak to me.
Joshua Birnbaum is no longer with us.
Just Father Sky, Mother Earth...
Just hang on a second.
Just once I want to score a winning touchdown.
Just say, "I love the food."
Just try to stay open minded.
Just wait till someone comes back, OK?
Keep going. You got it, man. Yeah.
Keep your eyes on the bat...
Keep your washboard stomachs and your oily muscles!
Kenny the cameraman, think you can make it back?
Kids, at age 12...
Kiss the ground, joker boy.
Know what? It's funny.
Last year they got us the Blob...
Lean into it! That's right!
Let me make something very clear.
Let me see.
Let's get 'em!
Let's get working on this trunk.
Let's hit the field and let the fates decide.
Let's meet the new staff of Camp Hope.
Let's see what you got, Garner. Come on!
Let's see.
Let's sing the inspiring Camp Hope song!
Let's take an hour meditation break.
Letters?
Levi P. Morton, John Calhoun...
Lift those legs.
Like a rocket there you go.
Like the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl.
Listen, everybody...
Little help here, son.
Look at that food. I should get down there.
Look at the little deer.
Look.
Looking good, Pat.
Looks like an MVP romp again, folks.
Looks like my man's packing.
Looks pretty sturdy, guys.
Lunch has been canceled today due to lack of hustle.
Man, I hope so... wherever he is.
May I have the pleasure of this dance?
May I have the pleasure of this dance?
May the best team win.
May the best team win.
May they rest in pieces.
Maybe it is, Reverend No Fun...
Maybe next summer.
Maybe we should go out there. It's just dancing.
Mm hmm.
Mowed a lot of lawns, Gerry!
Mr. Bushkin tells the scariest ghost stories you ever heard.
Mr. Deer, I am a vegetarian.
Mr. Johnson is your guest...
Much more than they pay camp counselors.
Muscle weighs more than fat!
Must be... good to see my big ass again!
MVP campers are trained to compete...
MVPers are almost here. Are the boys ready?
My ass is wheat grass!
My dogs are killing me.
My grandma runs faster than you...
My parents didn't hug me.
Never let anyone sign your checks!
Nice and chocolatey.
Nice swing, you fat towboat. Ha!
Nice to meet you.
Nice touch.
Nicholas, dance with me.
Nicholas, name five American vice presidents.
Nicholas!
Nickie! Nicholas!
Nine is the answer?
No bears, huh?
No dinner, no lunch, no breakfast.
No jury in the world could convict us.
No one can touch us.
No one picks on you because you're not the fat kid.
No one's taking this camp away from me!
No way, because you're a loser
No way!
No way.
No, but I can try.
No, Gerry.
No, man, that's my bed!
No, man. There are no bears in these woods.
No, no, no, you listen to me.
No, no, no. Sorry, cannot risk it.
No.
No. I think what we learned here...
No. Too messy. We can do better.
No. Why do you say that?
Nobody else had the guts to.
Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony!
Nothing! No one! Just go away!
Nothing! Nothing!
Now breathe and relax.
Now he's living in the park in New York...
Now it's time to see...
Now let's do it up.
Now the rest of you guys! Are you all heavyweights?
Now you realize what we've been dealing with.
Now you see what we've been dealing with.
Now, Gerry. How about right now?
Now, go to sleep.
Now, remember, Uncle Tony...
Now, those of you from western Pennsylvania...
Now...I eat success for breakfast!
Nurse Julie, are you a heavyweight?
Of Camp Hope for 32 wonderful summers.
Oh, good God.
Oh, look. A deli meat.
Oh, man. Oh, jeez.
Oh, my God. I'm going to be sick.
Oh, my gosh. Is that Tim?
Oh, my knee!
Oh, my! Oh, my! Haah!
Oh, no! Oh!
Oh, no. I'm dead.
Oh, no. We're dead!
Oh, the cup? This is what you want?
Oh, Tony.
Oh, yeah, and I'm Deion Sanders.
Oh, yeah! Get down to the funk!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ohh, my
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh...
Ohhh.
Ohmmmm...
OK, everyone. Clap your hands!
OK.
OK.
OK. All right. Ready?
OK. I guess I can stand this song.
OK. That's Roy. That's Josh.
OK. Turn on the camera.
On your mark, get set...
Once a day, the kids from Camp MVP drive by...
One well placed kick to your groin...
One word of advice.
One, two, three!
Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth.
Ooh! Uhh!
Ooh.
Ooh. Oh, my!
Oooooo ahhhh!
Ouch.
Ouch. Everyone having fun?
Our kids will get their butts handed to them.
Over at the Hall of Intelligence...
Over the fence, son!
Over there with our bare hands and feet.
Ow!
Ow! Ooh! Hamstring!
Pack it up, guys. Let's move!
Pack light, boys. The party's over.
Papa, we don't want to go home.
Part the wild horse's mane.
Party! Yeah!
Pass it on by. I'll take one of those.
Pat Finley, please report...
Pat, did you hurt yourself on the Blob?
Pat, I'm a little lost.
Pat, you know what? He snapped.
Pat, you've been coming here since you were ten...
Pat! Pat! Pat!
Pat.
Pat. Pat.
Perhaps
Perhaps I can book you on a tour.
Perhaps later you could give me a deep tissue massage.
Perkis sent me home without a refund.