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Sideways (2004) Comedy

Sideways (2004) Comedy

Sideways is a hilarious comedy film released in 2004, directed by Alexander Payne. This critically acclaimed gem revolves around the misadventures of two middle-aged friends who embark on a wine-tasting road trip through California's vineyards. Miles Raymond, portrayed brilliantly by Paul Giamatti, is a depressed writer and wine enthusiast. His best friend, the carefree and womanizing Jack Cole, played by Thomas Haden Church, is about to get married. As the journey unfolds, their contrasting personalities lead to a series of comical mishaps, romantic entanglements, and soul-searching moments.

Amidst the beautiful vineyards, wonderful wine, and comedic escapades, Sideways provides a deep exploration of friendship, identity, and the complexities of life. The film's superb script and outstanding performances by its talented cast, including Virginia Madsen and Sandra Oh, captivate the audience with a perfect blend of wit and heart.

Discover the delightful sounds and emotions of this beloved comedy by playing and downloading Sideways here.

A fabulous book with no home.
A ha, I see. Is it good?
A ha!
A lot ofTV.
A rubber bag food slinger?
A woman finds out how I live,
Abattoir. Huh. But you know what?
Abdomen.
About a guy taking care of his father after a stroke.
About a month ago.
Absolument.
Actually, I'm really pissed off at you about all this, if you want to know the truth.
After all, tonight we are celebrating Miles's book deal.
All I have is my instinct.
All I know is that I'm an actor.
All I know is that she's beautiful, a lot of soul.
All right? But life is short, Miles.
All right.
All right.
All right. I would, I would.
All right. I would, I would.
All right. Okay, so what's the plan?
All right. Well, I guess I'll see you at the rehearsal.
All right. You know, fuck the New York publishers.
All righty, Vicki. Whatever you say.
All the people who tended and picked the g****s.
Although there is quite a bit from my own life,
Always was. Just a fucking chickenshit.
Ancient on the planet.
Ancient way of treating the g****.
And a lot of other things happen, parallel narratives.
And besides, Conundrum, it's just a small specialty press.
And commute when he has to.
And feel free to stop reading it any time. I will not be offended.
And finally...
And for our entrees we have medallions of pork dusted with black truffles
And get your bone smooched.
And I am not Jack.
And I am serious. Do not fuck with me, Miles.
And I could've already put clean sheets on the other bed and the foldout.
And I don't feel right driving by and not stopping in.
And I had a bunch of stuff I had to deal with this morning,
And I haven't been with anybody since my divorce.
And I just...
And I know you care about me.
And I know you disapprove and I respect that.
And I think it's really lovely, Miles.
And I'm freaked out about it, just like in high school.
And inherited winemaking knowledge
And it is precisely this ancient
And it just cools down the berries.
And it tastes so fucking good.
And it was a silver medal winner
And it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity.
And it's just a total nightmare.
And it's kind of based on personal experience.
And Miles is my best man, Mrs. Raymond. My main man.
And occasionally I have a drink with the employees, yeah.
And only...
And she knows this trip is only for a few days.
And she's obviously into you.
And so beautiful, and so intelligent.
And that one of the editors was passing it up to a senior editor.
And that you proposed to Christine for some good reason.
And the more I drank,
And the sister character... Geez, what a wreck!
And then it begins its steady...
And then later, the three of us, we can go to The Hitching Post.
And then that thing they do with the big containers where they mix it?
And then they think you have no idea. You have no control over it.
And then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine mouthwash bullshit.
And then, eventually, the whole thing sort of evolves...
And then? I mean...
And this one is no different.
And those stores. And your father knew about it too.
And thrilling and subtle and...
And we're gonna send you off in style, mon frère.
And what was that 10 minute lecture on Vouvrays?
And what was that other one you did?
And what you wrote to me.
And while I'm at it...
And you almost tell her that I'm getting married?
And you are not gonna fuck it up for me
And you know what? That's not just for my sake.
And you tell her we're going back to the motel and crash?
And you're a negative guy anyway, even back in college.
And, by the way, I was right. She's not married.
And, in fact, it can only grow
And... Oh, there's just, like, the faintest...
And... they're passing.
Andrew Murray.
Another reason I didn't call you sooner
Any interest she has is gonna evaporate real quick.
Anything I might know?
Anyway, I'm not gonna get my hopes up.
Anyway, like I said, I really loved your novel.
Anyway...
Are you a writer too?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? Who gives a fuck?
As you know, right?
At least that's what I've read.
At one point I had to cut through an ostrich farm.
At Paso Robles last year.
Back to the drawing board, I guess. Or not.
Bathroom.
Because a bottle of wine is actually alive.
Because everything leading up to it was so different?
Because I knew you'd get so freaked out that you wouldn't even come on this trip.
Because I'm going to graduate soon.
Because I'm not gonna be there.
Because you're gonna get the good news this week about your book.
Before we head home?
Begin the g**** tour up there.
Behind my back, you've been talking about it?!
Besides, I just...
Bet you that chick's two tons of fun.
Boy, I didn't think you had the stomach for another go around.
Boy, that's wonderful news.
Boy, you broke a couple of them, you know.
But far from transcendent.
But I have to say that, well, I was really confused by the ending.
But I like winter.
But I think I needed some time to think about everything that happened
But I'm on my way.
But if I'd bought up in Santa Maria when I had a chance,
But if pressed, I would have to say that I prefer the dark.
But it did sit with the skins for about two weeks in an open topped tank.
But lately it's been a lot of commercial work. Nationals, mostly.
But Mike does great. A lot of high end commercial stuff.
But only loosely.
But showing excellent potential for structure
But then I discovered that I had a really sharp palate.
But then I thought, this is the perfect place to tell you.
But there are some things that I have to do that you don't understand.
But there's all of this work going on at my building,
But they seem prosaic to me, for some reason, by comparison.
But this one is pretty damn good.
But you can choose to be less hostile.
But you don't understand my plight.
But you haven't heard anything yet,
But you know, I...
But you wanted to fuck me first.
But, yeah, absolutely. We'll see how it goes.
But... thank you.
Bye.
Calm down. Let's just eat.
Can do it, really.
Can I get a glass, please?
Can then coax it into its fullest expression.
Can't we just go back to the motel and hang out,
Cannonball!
Caryl, very nice meeting you.
Check out that chick.
Check out the rock.
Christine's dad, he's really been talking to me about
Color in red wines comes from the skins.
Come back here.
Come here, little sister. Ooh!
Come here, Miles. Come here.
Come here.
Come on, man. You know.
Come on! And you're gonna give up everything?
Come on.
Congratulations. I...
Congratulations. Mission accomplished.
Congratulations. You look happy.
Consult your doctor before using this product.
Conundrum's passing. He said they really liked it.
Could be better. Could be worse.
Could you just give me a little room?
Could you tell me where the bathroom is, please?
Crap!
Credit cards, cash, my fucking I.D.
Cute? She's a fucking hottie.
Deep.
Deep.
Despite your crass behavior,
Did you bring your Xanax?
Did you drink and dial?
Did you ever know a Derek Sommersby?
Did you have trouble performing?
Did you read the latest draft, by the way?
Did you really go through all that?
Did you still want to read my novel?
Didn't go so great last night, huh? What a shocker.
Didn't seem to me like that's what was going on. You were all over her.
Do not drink too much. Do you hear me?
Do not sabotage me.
Do you happen to know a gal named Maya...
Do you have any idea what he's been saying to her?
Do you have any other shoes?
Do you need some money?
Do you think I'm doing the right thing, Miles? Tell me the truth.
Does she know about Saturday?
Doesn't look like anyone was injured in this one.
Don't answer it.
Don't answer it.
Don't ask questions like that up in wine country.
Don't come over the top.
Don't give up, Miles. Keep writing.
Don't take too long.
Don't worry about it. We'll call now and we'll cancel your cards.
Down in Santa Barbara on Saturday night?
Down the line, I think.
Dr. Derek Sommersby from 'One Life to Live'?
Dudes too.
Dumb fuck!
Evelyn Berman Silverman's office.
Everybody's just gonna be holding their breath, waiting to see...
Excellent food too. You should... you should try it.
Except the Richebourg.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Could you just pour me a full glass?
Excuse us, gentlemen.
Explain the situation. Yes.
Famous actor's getting married next week, Mom.
Fill up there, bub.
First thing, hold the glass up and examine the wine against the light.
For certain people to accept at first.
For the first time today.
For us somewhere down the road.
Forget it. Your wallet was stolen in some bar.
Fuck you! I'm gonna get your ass!
Fuck! Too early in the morning for that. You know what I mean?
Fuckface! You too!
Fucking chick's married, man.
Fucking Raid.
Get it in libraries. Let the public decide.
Get up early, play nine holes of golf,
Go in!
God, it's fucking freezing out there!
God!
Golden Gate Bridge. There you go.
Good evening, ladies. How are you?
Good for you! Wow!
Good.
Good. I like non fiction.
Good. So did I.
Gosh, that was, like, 11 years ago, Mrs. Raymond.
Guess I'll just have to learn to kiss off another three years of my life.
Half my life is over,
Hamster holiday! Fun for all!
Hanging out with you and... last night.
Have some champagne, toast the newlyweds, huh?
Have you even noticed how Maya's looking at you?
Have you forgotten all the bad times you had with Victoria?
He committed suicide before he was published. Look how famous he is.
He said it was a really tough call.
He was brought up on a lot of charges.
He's such a fucking chickenshit.
Hello, Maya.
Hello, Miles. It's Maya.
Hello?
Hello?
Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf.
Her husband works the night shift or something, and he comes home,
Here we go.
Here you go.
Here, I'll pay for it. Right there.
Here.
Here. Drink some agua fria.
Here's to a great week.
Here's to us.
Here's what I'm thinking.
Hey, baby.
Hey, did you hear about this Bordeaux tasting dinner
Hey, Gary.
Hey, hey, wait a second. Wait a second. How come I wasn't hurt?
Hey, hey. Get the trunk.
Hey, honey.
Hey, honey. Yeah.
Hey, I talked to Maya this morning. She said she had a fun time too.
Hey, let me call you right back.
Hey, man. I'm gonna just make sure that Siena and Stephanie get home safe.
Hey, man... Do you have that other condom?
Hey, Miles.
Hey, Miles. I heard you stopped by the restaurant to see me last night.
Hey, put on your seat belt, okay?
Hey, shut up. Okay?
Hey, that's not cool, asshole!
Hey, there you are.
Hey, when's your novel coming out?
Hey, you didn't invite Stephanie to come with us, did you?
Hey, you know, you ought to invite Maya to the wedding.
Hey!
Hey! Mind keeping it down, buddy?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. How are you, Christine?
Hi, guys!
Hi, Vicki. Wow, you look beautiful!
Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Just looking for some friends.
His mother just died.
Hit me again.
Hives, loss of appetite, low blood pressure.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Ho, buddy. Ho, buddy.
Honey, we don't really have time for that, 'cause we gotta hit the road.
Hoping for some semblance of concentration.
Horticulture? Really?!
Horticulture? Wow!
How about this one? We didn't hit this one.
How about you?
How did Stephanie know it was on Saturday?
How he adores Siena.
How he wants to move here and get a place with the two of them
How is that ever gonna work out?
How it's a living thing.
How much I enjoyed our time together
How old is she gonna be?
How she's the only woman that's ever rocked his world.
How small she could make you feel?
How the sun was shining,
How would you rate this one, Miles?
How's that?
Huh!
Huh!
Huh?
Huh? All right, here comes the tricky part. There you go. Nice.
Huh? I don't know.
Huh. Stephanie.
Huh. That's... Yeah, let me think.
Hurry it up, will ya?
I actually got out of there pretty good, around 5:30, 6:00.
I always have from the first time that you waited on me.
I am going to get laid before I get married on Saturday. Do you read me?
I am not much of anything, really.
I am so proud of you.
I can also recommend the ostrich steak. Very lean. Locally raised.
I can't help the traffic.
I can't lose Christine, Miles.
I can't remember the last time you brought me flowers!
I could have made something fancier,
I didn't even know that there was a college here.
I didn't hear him say that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. A full moon or something. Anyway, what can I get you?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I wouldn't know about that.
I don't know. Sure seems fishy.
I don't know. Tastes pretty good to me.
I don't know. Why are you into wine?
I don't know. You just seemed really familiar to me.
I don't wanna talk about it, please.
I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side.
I finished it.
I fucked him.
I got serious about seven years ago.
I gotta tell you, man.
I guess I thought maybe there was still a chance
I guess maybe you should know that
I guess the star would be a 1961 Cheval Blanc.
I had a nice time tonight, Miles. I really did.
I had to call and tell you again
I hope that girl knows how lucky she is
I hope you're well.
I just don't generally like the way they manipulate chardonnay in California.
I just got divorced, Phyllis.
I just have to live bottle to bottle.
I just have... I'm nothing.
I just remember you jogging.
I just thought it would be nice for us to be together as a family on my birthday.
I just want to go home.
I just... I can't. I can't lose Christine.
I know all the drivers.
I know I am. But you gotta help me. You have to help me, Miles.
I know I did a bad thing, all right? And I know I'm a bad person.
I know I fucked up.
I know I said I would be there by noon,
I know the winemaker. She comes into the restaurant all the time.
I know what you need.
I know you are. I can feel it.
I know you're a little frustrated with your life right now,
I know. I need to be spanked.
I like how wine continues to evolve.
I like it. Tastes great.
I like other wines besides pinot too.
I like to think about...
I like to think about...
I love you too. I'll call you back.
I mean, being with Stephanie has completely opened my eyes.
I mean, did the father finally commit suicide, or what?
I mean, don't you want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your johnson?
I mean, I stopped by for a drink. I didn't see you.
I mean, I think the '61s are peaking right now, aren't they?
I mean, I'm not sure how much more mileage I can get out of continuing to submit it.
I mean, I'm the queen of typos.
I mean, it's like a thing with you.
I mean, it's not proofed or anything,
I mean, lately I've been really into Rieslings.
I mean, like me, I've got this paper due on Friday,
I mean, look at me. You know, I thought Victoria and I were set for life.
I mean, more like a small gathering in a cabinet.
I mean, we'll see.
I mean, what is this morose, come down bullshit?
I mean, you are blowing a great opportunity here with Maya.
I mean, you gotta have your eyes open, that's all.
I mean, you've been there.
I might be in love with another woman.
I originally got into wine through my ex husband.
I really like you, Maya.
I see.
I should really go.
I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.
I talked to Victoria. Okay?
I talked to Victoria. Okay?
I think I'm really starting to get a handle on the whole process.
I think it's one of those unfortunate cases in the business right now.
I think they overdid it a little.
I think they were surprised by the level of protest
I think this is the one. Huh?
I think we mentioned it to him the first night.
I think you read something somebody just invented it, waste of time.
I think you read something somebody just invented it, waste of time.
I think you were almost finished with it the last time we talked.
I think you're great, Maya.
I think... this guy's more our speed.
I thought I'd get a little understanding from you, but I guess I'm not gonna get that.
I thought of you at the Hitching Post last night.
I thought this one had a chance, but I was wrong again.
I told you I need a drink, so I'm going to help myself.
I used to be a regular on a couple of series.
I was beginning to think it was never gonna happen.
I was just about to. What's the problem?
I was on the verge of telling you last night, but
I went deep last night.
I will leave you the bottle, and it is good to see you.
I would appreciate a little bit of help.
I would have called sooner,
I would say stop by the restaurant, but to tell you the truth,
I would've made a fortune when they put in that...
I'd just hang around, have a drink.
I'd like to go home now.
I'd say you're right on the money.
I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad.
I'll be right back.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll find you! I will find you, bub! I'll find your ass!
I'll pay for it, okay?
I'll pay for it.
I'm a bad girl. I'm a bad girl!
I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue
I'm a thumbprint on the window of a skysc****r.
I'm actually glad we're getting this time together.
I'm fucking hurting over here.
I'm going for a master's degree in horticulture.
I'm going to get my nut on this trip, Miles,
I'm gonna be a fucking pariah. Persona non grata.
I'm gonna get you laid.
I'm gonna go for a swim, get the blood flowing.
I'm gonna hang up now, Miles.
I'm gonna have to have an operation, maybe even a couple of'em.
I'm gonna show you a good time.
I'm having that too.
I'm just not gonna feel good about this week until I know you guys have hooked up.
I'm looking out for Christine's feelings too.
I'm not really much of a writer.
I'm not sure how much longer I'm gonna be working there,
I'm nothing.
I'm out the door right now.
I'm pregnant.
I'm really proud of you, man.
I'm so insignificant, I can't even kill myself.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, Miles.
I'm sorry. You've been talking...?
I'm telling you, those rings are irreplaceable.
I'm unnecessary.
I'm worried about you, Miles.
I'm...
I've come never to expect greatness from a cab franc,
I've completely underestimated Stephanie.
I've got things I'm saving, definitely.
I've got wine, some insane cheeses, music, whatever.
I've gotta run and put my face on.
I've just been doing some thinking about it.
If a certain someone had let me know that a certain someone
If an audition comes up, L.A.'s right there, man.
If anybody orders merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking merlot!
If I get drunk and make a scene.
If I lose Christine...
If it rained.
If you don't have money at my age, you're not even in the game anymore.
If you go out later, call me on my cell.
If you have diabetes or a history of kidney trouble,
If you wanna be a fucking lightweight, then that's your call.
In fact, would you like to join us?
In life, you gotta strike while the iron's hot. Iron is hot.
In love? Really?
In my jacket.
In these really specific, little tucked away corners of the world.
Inevitable decline.
Into this sort of Robbe Grillet mystery.
Is because I wanted to finish your book, which I finally did last night.
Is it any good?
Is it too loud?
Is that Stephanie's kid?
Is that the cold air off the Pacific flows in at night
Is this chicken?
Isn't that nice?
Isn't that why you had the affair with Brenda in the first place?
It doesn't like constant heat or humidity. Very delicate.
It just seems... I don't know, more congealed or something.
It might be too late already. What are you waiting for?
It must have been Gary at The Hitching Post.
It sounds like it's gonna happen this time. I mean, I can feel it.
It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus.
It took her forever to find them.
It was a surprise, Mom.
It was supposed to be for my 10th wedding anniversary, but...
It... jumps around a lot.
It's a hard g**** to grow.
It's all about stillness.
It's driving me crazy.
It's from our vineyards up in Santa Maria,
It's getting published.
It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be hard for me to ever go to The Hitching Post again.
It's gonna fuck that up too. I ought to sue her ass.
It's good to see you too.
It's great. I mean...
It's just that there's a certain constant lapping.
It's kind of a hollow, flabby, overripe
It's kind of a mess.
It's kind of pricey, but if you wanted to go, I'd be into it.
It's Miles.
It's my little wedding gift to you and what's his name.
It's only about the marketing.
It's really neat, the whole thing.
It's really rare. Okay?
It's something we should share.
It's thin skinned,
It's time.
It's turned cold and rainy here lately.
It's usually more important with reds.
It's your favorite client.
It's your party, evidently.
Jack tells us you are publishing a book. Congratulations.
Jack, come on.
Jack, this is where I eat when I come up here.
Jack, you don't know anything about this woman.
Jack!
Jack! No, no, no, no. She'll wake up.
Jack.
Jack.
James Lepp next to play. Chance for a birdie and a five shot lead.
Jesus Christ, man! What the hell is wrong with you?
Jesus! Christ, Jack! Oh, for cry... Look at this!
Jesus! No merlot.
Just a snack.
Just don't give up on Maya. Cool, smart chicks like that require persistence.
Just don't give up. All right? You're gonna make it.
Just get it out there. Get it reviewed.
Just get it over with.
Just give me a full goddamn pour.
Just heard that you got remarried.
Just make up whatever you want, and that's what happened. Okay?
Just now I could've told you some story, but I didn't.
Just take me home.
Just tell me.
Just too scared.
Just want to remind you to be safe.
Just... hard to believe.
Keep myself in the game in case something really great came along, you know?
Ken! Right.
Ken.
Ken.
Last year was all divorces. This year it's all weddings.
Later, man.
Let me down, Jack.
Let me show you how this is done.
Let's go in there.
Let's just leave it, okay?
Let's take the Santa Rosa Road exit and hit Sanford first, okay?
Like what a fraud he was.
Like what?
Like your '61.
Like, a nutty Edam cheese.
Like, if I opened a bottle of wine today,
Listen, man, Cammi gets off in an hour, so I was thinking
Listen, man, you're my friend,
Look how I'm dressed!
Look what the cat dragged.
Look, I know I fucked up, okay? I know I fucked up.
Look, I know that that could be tricky
Look, it's her birthday tomorrow, okay?
Look! They have a reserve pinot.
Loud and clear. Whatever you say.
Lucked out. Got voice mail. Everything's cool.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Malibu It's Malibu Canyon.
Man, that's tasty!
Man, this is our week to get crazy.
Marrying no less than Derek Sommersby.
Maya, Fuckin' Maya! She's great!
Maya? No, I haven't seen her.
Maya's great. She's worked here, like, a year, year and a half.
Maybe I'll go catch a movie or something.
Maybe it is better, if you don't come to the wedding.
Maybe six weeks.
Maybe some strawberry.
Maybe.
Me?
Me? No. No.
Might get a little incestuous.
Might have to put the wedding on hold, is all.
Miles and I are getting ready to go to dinner. Probably stay out late.
Miles and I are kinda in the middle of something.
Miles, don't call me when you're drunk.
Miles, get out of the car.
Miles, there's something I gotta tell you.
Miles, what does this remind you of?
Miles, when are you going to get married again?
Miles!
Miles!
Miles?
Miles?
Miles.
Miles.
Miles.
Miles.
Miles. Miles.
Mm hm.
Must have been awful.
My book is not getting published.
My favorite, as far as ice cream...
Nah, it's nothing serious. Just... He's having one of his freak outs. Yeah.
Nasty, nasty, nasty!
Neither could I, actually. I think it's Bukowski.
New owners. Cozy ambience.
Nice shot. Jackoffs.
Nice technique there... Cammi.
Nice. Okay, it's the bridge.
Nicely done.
No way, no way, no way.
No way! Oh, my gosh!
No, actually, no. That one. Not this one.
No, actually.
No, actually. I'm running late. Make it to go.
No, don't open that now. No, no, no.
No, I did not.
No, I don't want anything.
No, I mean, I like to think about the life of wine.
No, I mean, you know, cabernets can be powerful and exalting too,
No, I wanna watch this.
No, I'd just fuck 'em up.
No, I'm finished. I'm not a writer.
No, I've never really had the wallet for that.
No, it's... All right, I just... I wanted to let you know
No, Maya, I'm an actor.
No, Miles, you don't understand. The wedding rings.
No, Miles!
No, no, I bet. I bet. Yeah.
No, no.
No, no. No, look...
No, no. We'll pick up there Monday.
No, that was the one unpolluted part of my divorce, no kids.
No, we have to get back Friday for the rehearsal dinner.
No.
No. Hold on.
No. It's a long shot.
No. No, you're on your own.
No. No.
No. You know, it's just, I heard about this
Not me. I'm not drinking.
Not now. Not now!
Not really.
Now I have another lie to live down.
Now stick your nose in it.
Now tip it.
Now we're getting somewhere.
Now we're thinking! Good. Okay.
Now with a low, low 5.8% A.P.R. financing!
Now, come on, man. You've got her on the hook.
Now, for a low, low 4.8% A.P.R. financing...
Now, there's a girl who knows how to pour. What's your name?
Now, they probably didn't de stem
Oak y.
Oh, actually, could I get a Barely Legal, please?
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, Christ! Good thing you have a voice over career.
Oh, come on, Miles. Don't be so modest. Indulge them.
Oh, come on! It's just gonna take a second!
Oh, come on! You're fucking hungover. You know you are.
Oh, congratulations! That's fantastic!
Oh, did he mention it? You mentioned it, asshole!
Oh, dude!
Oh, fuck it! I'll go! I guess I have to do everything.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, good Lord! Look at that.
Oh, hey, guys. Do you mind?
Oh, hey, Miles!
Oh, hey! Here, hold these for just a second.
Oh, hi, Miles!
Oh, I don't know. A special occasion with the right person.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I think I...
Oh, it's really not much of a collection, you know.
Oh, its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant
Oh, Jesus Christ! Jesus, Jack!
Oh, just a little local pinot.
Oh, man! She has the best palate of any woman I have ever known.
Oh, Miles, you're drunk.
Oh, Miles. Time to get up.
Oh, my God! Miles! And Jack!
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe you're sitting at my table.
Oh, nothing...
Oh, now, Miles,
Oh, really? How exciting! What's it called?
Oh, that doesn't mean shit.
Oh, that's raw!
Oh, that's right!
Oh, this is the Fiddlehead sauvignon blanc.
Oh, we're pretty wiped.
Oh, wow, that's nice. That's very good.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! New ending vastly superior to the old ending.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah. It's right over there, right past the buffalo. Wow!
Oh, yeah. No. I mean, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Of course.
Oh, yeah. Real well. Still do.
Oh, yeah. That's Maya.
Oh, yeah. That's Siena.
Oh, you know me. I love it up here.
Oh, you've been thinking. And?
Oh! Back to work.
Oh! Champing at the bit, huh?
Oh! She's a kid, for God's sake.
Oh. Come on.
Oh. Oh, check it out.
Oh. You mean today.
Ohh! She is nasty, Miles.
Okay, Jack... Jack...
Okay, okay. Relax, Miles.
Okay, there was a tasting last night, yes.
Okay!
Okay? Just stop pushing me all the time.
Okay? Tell me you'll help me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.

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