Slaughterhouse-Five (1972) Comedy Edit

A Cadillac! A white Cadillac!

A Cadillac! Oh, Billy!

A certain man promised to have me killed.

A complete wardrobe, and one that fits!

A fag frolic in Wyoming. I'll be there, Pilgrim, waitin' for you.

A G.I. knife makes a slit. Right.

A little, maybe.

A moon child. That's your sign.

A Tralfamadorian test pilot panics, presses the wrong button,

A what? You're on the planet Tralfamadore, Miss Wildhack.

Aaah!

Aah, it's a lousy war, but sooner or later it's gonna be us or the communists.

According to the degree...

Actually, I'm quite envious of you.

Ahh. Yes. Isn't he incredibly beautiful?

All of a sudden, it was like a... a ray...

All right, son. Over here.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. God bless you, boys.

All you dog faces from the 451 st over here.

An optometrist. That's a very good field.

And 135,000 people dying in Dresden...

And are reunited with your loved ones.

And cheer

And do you know why?

And got carbon monoxide poisoning.

And he started cryin'... and the blood spilled out of his mouth.

And he will be your line of communication with the Germans.

And he'll be responsible to the Germans.

And his father passed on while Billy was in training.

And I for one was going to treat myself with a good deal of self respect and survive.

And I got this spring out of a clock, and I cut that spring up into little pieces.

And I just hope I can make you real proud of me from now on.

And I threw him the steak, and I waited around for around 10 minutes.

And I want to make up for it.

And I'd like to show my appreciation by giving you this for the policeman's fund.

And if it's clear, I'll fire my carbine three times spaced.

And if we're going to survive, it's up to us to concentrate on the good moments...

And ignore the bad.

And it was.

And now... I have one!

And only on Earth is there any talk of free will.

And remember, Miss Wildhack is used to the best.

And remember, Miss Wildhack is used to the best.

And the exhaust fell off.

And the Irving book on Dresden. I was there.

And the red is for the blood of fine American boys...

And the whole universe disappears.

And then I asked one of the nurses.

And then live again.

And then...

And then...

And there are many important Tralfamadorians here to welcome you.

And there'll be this stranger.

And there's gonna be this guy in a trench coat...

And they promised one night

And they said that...

And those eight Army Air Force documents.

And want you to get well soon.

And what life's gonna be like without a pecker,

And when you get to Cody, Wyoming, just ask for Wild Bob.

And who's out there trying to stop them?

And you Just might remember that when we were bombing Dresden,

And you know what, Billy? What?

And you know what? I'm gonna lose weight just for you, Billy.

And you shouldn't talk about Mama...

And you will always be here.

Another is I demand you get Miss Wildhack some clothing.

Any looting or stealing...

Anybody ask you the sweetest thing in the world,

Anyone else?

Anyone else?

Anyway, even if he doesn't look too much like you, he's got your name.

Anyway, it's different for a man than for a woman. I understand.

Arbeit! She'll love it.

Are you hungry? I think he's hungry now. Mm hmm.

Are you kidding?

Are you mating now?

Are you mating now?

Arouse!

Attaboy!

Attention, please. You are having a visitor.

Aufstiegen.

Aw, she looks awful nice.

Back at the camp, the men chose me... Go back in line.

Based on your own integrity and almost compulsive honesty.

Be right in. To a patron of the departmentstore

Because the war consists of continual petty humiliations.

Because we want it! Will you mate?

Besides being quite lovely, it's quite safe.

Besides, I'm in love up there.

Besides, there isn't any war production in Dresden.

Better get in quickly, Bill. His right pupil no longer reacts to light.

Big smile now. Big smile!

Billy actually found it in Germany during the war.

Billy Pilgrim. Billy, it's nice to have you aboard.

Billy, lam talking to you!

Billy, look at this!

Billy, tell 'em about it. Oh, go ahead, darling, tell them.

Billy, you time tripping again?

Billy, you're wonderful.

Billy!

Billy!

Billy!

Billy! Billy, I can't go out like this.

Billy! Billy, Mama's here.

Billy! What is this?

Billy?

Billy?

Billy? Billy?

Billy? Do you like this?

Billy.

Billy. Billy, sweetheart.

Billy. Billy! Come here.

Billy. Billy? Billy?

Billy. Billy. Want a snack? But Johnny Fedora lost Alice Blue Bonnet

Billy. We've just had a baby boy!

Bless you, boys.

Blood pressure is falling off.

Blue is for the American sky.

Boy, what you just said...

Boy's all twisted up inside.

Bum, bum, bum, bum Nothin' about me

Bum, bum, bum, bum There'll be some changes

Bum, bum, bum, bum. So from now on there'll be a change in me

Bum, bum. My walk will be different My talk and my name

But did you make this bow? Never mind the bow. Follow the yellow brick road.

But he had some awful experiences.

But he's interested in outer space.

But I have to take it in here and let it out a little here.

But I have to take it in here and let it out a little here.

But I really mostly want you to enjoy yourself.

But I've changed a lot, Dad.

But she drives a Cadillac!

But the door gunner walked away.

But there is not going to be any talking to German.

But we'd rather die than eat your dung,

But we're all Americans...

But you don't understand! We've got our clearance for the takeoff.

But you know... Sure, Dad. I know.

By God, boy, you're a good soldier.

By God, Pilgrim. You're really gonna do it.

By God, Will Bob's proud of you.

By God, you deserve it. You really do.

Bye, sweetheart. Have a good time. Bye. Bye, hon. Okay.

Bye.

Can ya hear me, Pilgrim?

Can't I have any privacy? What have you got there?

Can't you see you're frightening her?

Careful. Get away, Spot.

Cautery.

Christ. All he does in his sleep...

Cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads and the bridges.

Cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads and the bridges.

Cold? I'll tell you!

Come along. I keep forgetting wars have always been fought by children.

Come here, Spot. Come on.

Come on, boy! Come on, Spot.

Come on, Mama! Follow.

Come on, Robert!

Come on, Spot. You can do it.

Come on! Come on, boy!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Jump in. Come on. Jump!

Come on. Oh, Billy. You're always up to something.

Confidence you've showed by... chosing... choose... by having chose me here today.

Congrats, Billy. What was his name, hon?

Could we have the night canopy, please?

Couple of years go by, and one day there's gonna be a knock on his door,

Dad, I I did the right thing, joining up.

Dad, I think what Barbara and I would really like to know...

Dad, listen.

Dad, will you come to Mom's grave with me?

Dad!

Dad! Hey, w wait a minute, Dad.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad? Dad? Papa!

Daddy, are you home? Maybe he isn't.

Daddy, are you there?

Daddy, honestly!

Daddy, you should consider yourself lucky.

Daddy, you should really stay with us.

Daddy.

Daddy.

Dames'll be climbin, all over him.

Damn fine rifleman. Fine rifleman, Pilgrim.

Did I ever tell you what happened to the dog? It's hot.

Die blonde Haar. Bringen Sie Marine.

Diener?

Dirty sons of bitches. Bureaucratic bastards.

Do you actually go... All the way to my death. I've seen it many times.

Do you find Massalina unattractive?

Do you hear me, Pilgrim?

Do you miss her?

Do you think you can do it?

Does it look like I found him, Stanley? Well, I just thought...

Does not seem so very much when put against over five million Allies who had to die!

Don't be so egocentric.

Don't ever answer the door. You tell 'em what happens.

Don't fool around with any oo la las.

Don't get so uptight. Jesus!

Don't mind the silver paint. They did that for a skit about Cinderella.

Don't worry about your father, Barbara. I'm sure he's alright.

Don't worry, soldier.

Don't you ever sell him short, son.

Dresden is a beautiful city.

Dresden, after the bombing.

Dresden.

Dresden. At Dresden, B.C.!

Each day, you will be given a working assignment...

Eins, zwei! Eins, zwei! Eins, zwei!

Electric burr.

Even though we don't belong to a church.

Evening. Come along inside.

Everything's going to be all right. Leave the driving to us.

Except that it gets wiped out too.

Fall in here. It's your old colonel, boys. It's Wild Bob.

Farewell....

Feelin' better?

Feuer!

Find him?

Fine family man, and I'm...

First in peace, first in war, and first...

First she backed into me. Then she went the wrong way and...

Follow it and find out. Billy!

Follow me.

Follow the yellow brick road!

Follow the yellow brick road!

Follow the yellow brick road! Oh, Billy! Come on. Follow it.

For $23.94

For example, many years ago...

For factory, cleaning or mail.

For God's sakes, lady! Why'd you jam on your brakes? Look what you've done!

For true love will come smiling through

Four fifty first.

Funf is English five.

Funf.

Funf.

Gassing millions?

Gear it down, fella. These Germans can be awfully mean.

Get out of the way!

Get the stretcher! Quick!

Get your hands off me! An officer's place is with his men!

Give me something to do.

Give us this day our daily......

Go on without me. I'll be all right.

God bless you, boys! Bless ya, boys!

God, Dad. To think that you lived. It's a miracle.

Goddamn it, Lily!

Goddamn! Get outta the way!

Good boy, Billy. Thanks.

Good dog, Spot.

Good night, dear.

Good.

Good. Hold it. Look out here now. Can you get the sign in?

Goodness!

Got it!

Great, as long as I could wear that fag outfit!

Guess that's all it takes.

Guess you better go.

Had us in the pen for three weeks in our Skivvies.

Hail, hail the Yanks are here

Happy birthday, hon. Happy birthday, Mom!

Has he ever said anything about Catholics?

Haven't you got enough stuff? What if we get caught?

He claims that well over 100,000 people were burned to death in the fire.

He don't look like one. I'm not! I'm an American.

He has always pressed it, and he always will.

He owns the Ilium School of Optometry where Billy was going.

He seemed pretty drowsy.

He tried to chew out his own insides, and I said,

He wanted to come here. Don't get your self all upset. Daddy!

He was at the top of his class in optometry when this happened.

He was in Dresden when it was bombed.

He'll be a big hero.

He'll get back home after the war.

He's an old man now, living not far from here.

He's building a brand new home for them on the lake for a wedding present.

He's driving me crazy.

He's engaged to a very rich girl.

He's her Billy

He's her vow Happy anniversary.

He's insane, and tonight he'll keep his promise.

He's not bothering me. I like dogs.

He's perfect. Every bit of him.

He's read all of the publicity associated with my appearance.

He's ready, Doctor. You're going to sleep now, Billy.

He's shaved and prepped, Doctor.

He's the only one we actually caught.

He's took off.

Hear you had a pretty beastly time in Bondem. Jerry put on quite a show.

Hello, Billy. Hello.

Hello, Spot. Yeah.

Hello.

Her beauty was sought by the girl she was bought by Spot!

Her name's Valencia. Valencia Merble. Her father's Lionel Merble.

Her pancakes.

Here we go, Billyboy. I'll take you out. Time to sinkorswim!

Here. Try some of this.

Here. What is this?

Herr Kommandant.

Hey, Billy. I think we've begun the life of a new hero.

Hey, come on, Billy. We're on our way.

Hey, hey. Hey.

Hey, let me see your license! I haven't got time!

Hey, Pilgrim! You hear me?

Hey, that's good. Hold that kiss.

Hey, that's nice. You got a girl back home?

Hey, that's really something. Yeah.

Hey, what about Coventry? What about Rotterdam?

Hey, you fuckin' goon! All right. I'm takin' em off!

Hey, you guys. We're there.

His closest friend was killed there.

His right eye was dillating and his blood pressure was up.

Hof.

Hof... funf.

Honestly, to show this kind of junk at a family drive in. It's disgraceful!

Honey, I don't know. That's what they told me.

Honey, I'm sure... Daddy!

Honey, why did they keep Dresden a secret for so long?

Honey. What... Stanley!

How about a little kiss? A little kiss?

How are you, Dad? I'm fine.

How can Ich eat with your old man around?

How can you tell? Because I'm a woman.

How did I get here? There is no "how, " Mr. Pilgrim. There is no why.

How did you get here?

How long will they keep us here? I don't know.

How would you like to come back to America after this war as heroes?

How? I don't know, uh...

Howard Campbell, Junior.

Huh!

Huh? Can ya hear me, Pilgrim?

Huh? What? Wake up, wake up. Wake up!

I am not going to subject myself to that filth...

I appreciate what you said to them about me.

I can always tell, you know, when you've been time tripping.

I can't help it.

I can't stand that animal! He's ruined three carpets, two pairs of shoes...

I can't understand why he'd do such a thing.

I couldn't stay out. Not with the Nazis and Japanese...

I did.

I didn't vote for you, Derby. Good. Now, who's next?

I didn't, I... I'm sure you didn't.

I died in Philadelphia, where I was giving a speech on the subject of Tralfamadore.

I don't doubt it, Mrs. Pilgrim.

I don't have one. Everybody's got one!

I don't know because we can't leave the dome.

I don't know.

I don't know. You don't know? How come?

I don't mean to be impolite, but how come you're in the army?

I don't see you shedding any blood, Campbell.

I don't think he would of.

I don't think it will come as a surprise to anyone...

I don't understand.

I don't want to take the boy down to the station.

I dont't wanna take up your time, I know how hungry you are. Food's not much though, is it?

I found this down there. There's not a chip on it. It's pretty, isn't it?

I give you the Tralfamadorian greeting:

I got some food back there.

I got tired of telling them, and I joined up.

I guess I haven't been the best of sons.

I have just come back from the Russian Front, so I'll make it short.

I have to stay here?

I just moved up. Let me see your dog tags.

I just wanna go home. But we want you with us!

I know there's gonna be meetings,

I know when you were in the war you must have had experiences.

I know you and Mom worried about me a lot.

I know you, don't I? What's your name?

I know. I know.

I like it.

I love my son, Billy.

I made a promise to myself:

I mean, h how far do you go?

I never saw anything like it. It's lovely.

I never thought anybody would ever marry me.

I nominate Paul Lazzaro.

I prayed every night. Mr. Rosewater.

I really thought that. But you proved me wrong.

I said, ... Hey, boy. I'm not mad. Come on. Let's be friends....

I said, ... Hey, boy. I'm not mad. Come on. Let's be friends....

I stuck it into the steak. Way inside. I went to where they had that dog tied up.

I stuck it into the steak. Way inside. I went to where they had that dog tied up.

I surrender!

I surrender!

I surrender! I surrender!

I think it's the war.

I thought she'd brought home a first class loser!

I thought you were a teacher. Oh, come on.

I told you he should not be left alone.

I un nominate Lazzaro.

I used to tell my students there, s a monster loose in the world.

I vowed each day I would brush my teeth, shave my beard,

I want volunteers for the Free American Corps.

I want you to know I will do my best to live up to the...

I want your attention.

I was down in Palm Springs at a home of a producer friend of mine,

I was here. What's it like up here?

I was imagining things and I was...

I was thinkin' of a girl. He wanted to kiss me.

I was told to take charge.

I will not tolerate that kind of language in front of me, goddamn it!

I wonder if my father were still alive if, uh...

I wouldn't tell anybody this, of course, but...

I wouldn't tell anybody this, of course, but...

I... I can't find them. He's a Kraut!

I'd like that.

I'd like to ask you... I know we're all of different faiths,

I'll be all right. But, Daddy, be realistic.

I'll be fine. Just for one night?

I'll be fine. Just for one night?

I'll be very busy.

I'll call you after we've been able to determine the extent of the damages.

I'll drive you there. No! It's in Vermont, stupid!

I'll get revenge for you.

I'll make you so happy. Just wait and see.

I'll see what I can do.

I'll talk some turkey to that boy.

I'll tell you one thing. We don't mince phraseologies at Boston Trade and Industrial.

I'm a chaplain. Assistant chaplain. What's your name?

I'm a Tralfamadorian, Miss Wildhack.

I'm afraid so.

I'm coming to you , Billy. I'm coming!

I'm coming to you!

I'm coming. Robert!

I'm Doctor Ellenbogen. Your father's gonna be all right.

I'm glad we waited too.

I'm going to be so sexy.

I'm gonna lose weight! Oh, I'm really gonna, Billy. I love you. I love you.

I'm gonna pepper your Radcliffe ass with buckshot if I ever catch you smoking again!

I'm gonna scout that farmhouse.

I'm just not ready.

I'm not going to commit myself to an institution. Dad, I wasn't...

I'm so ashamed of that now. Really, I am.

I'm so big here.

I'm so glad I waited.

I'm sorry, Dad. Forget it.

I'm stayin' with my men.

I'm still giving him D5W.

I'm sure you did, son.

I'm the American kommandant.

I'm the first to admit it.

I'm... afraid so.

I've always wanted a white Cadillac!

I've got a boy your age seeing action in the South Pacific.

Ich bin Amerikanische soldat.

Ich bin the American kommandant.

If it weren't for Tralfamadore, I might have needed an institution.

If she's cold, we can always regulate the temperature.

If that isn't the most obscene vulgar... Oh!

If we don't steal it, the Russians will.

If we had a real stove, Billy,

If you can get the damages from the church, I'd pay for that.

If you know this, can't you keep the pillot from pressing...

If you protest,

If you think that death is a terrible thing,

In 25 minutes, the whole thing cracks up.

In event of emergency, you will say Schlachthof funf.

In German Continues]

In the entertainment business.

In the window of a departmentstore Get it!

Is a very good philosophical way of life.

Is he trying to blow my mind?

Is just a collection of moments all strung together in beautiful, random order.

Is quit and surrender and apologize.

Is to ignore the bad times and concentrate on the good.

Isn't he beautiful?

It came down like, like a stone.

It can't last forever, can it?

It gives me a pain: Weeping over Dresden and not give a damn about our own losses!

It kills you.

It looked like the end of the world.

It looks like the pressure's coming up now.

It might be embarrassing to you.

It probably came from some poor old Jew.

It starts the whole marriage off on the right foot.

It was darn funny. It was a lot of singin' and dancin' and crazy stuff.

It was love at first sight Come on! Come on!

It was very difficult, but he came through in good shape.

It wasn't quite like that. I was drafted. Oh?

It would be fatal to you if you left the dome.

It... It's all right! It's all right!

It's a nice yard.

It's an open city with out war industries or troop concentrations.

It's beautiful.

It's been almost four years since I was taken prisoner. True of most of us here.

It's by far the safest place to be until we get this all over with.

It's exactly like the one we had at home. The one your son Johnny broke?

It's gonna crash. I organized this charter; I'm responsible... Do you want to be removed?

It's natural to assume that this has had a contributing effect on his present condition.

It's not that I didn't want to go, I just wanted to finish school first.

It's pretty comfortable, isn't it? It's fine.

It's revenge.

It's terribly important that you understand that.

It's the Land of Oz.

It's time forme tobe dead for a little while...

It's too big for one man in his condition. He wanted to be left alone.

It's what I've always wanted!

Ja, schweine! Verfluchen schweine!

Ja, wohl.

Ja! Lacheln. Lacheln. Lacheln. Ja.

Jerry tried to humiliate you.

Jesus, Dad! I'm on the john.

Jesus!

Johnny Fedoramet Alice Blue Bonnet

Join the men from Dover till the war is over

Just beyond those trees there's a farmhouse.

Just outside our camp.

Just so glad we waited.

Keep themselves going. Putting on shows. Gilbert and Sullivan.

Killing men, women and children.

Kinda hot.

Krauts!

Lads. Lads. Hey, Billy!

Last I heard, Joe was somewheres on the Alagash.

Lazzaro! L a z... Out!

Lazzaro. Right.

Lazzaro. Yeah.

Leave me alone! I'll take, em off! I'm warnin' ya, pal.

Let me have some saline.

Let's get the fuck outta here! Wait!

Let's get the pressure off. Are the instruments ready? Yes, Doctor.

Let's make another burrhole right here.

Let's see how we doin' the next five or 10 minutes.

Life has no beginning,

Like one time when a chopper got hit by Charlie,

Listen, I have a friend who's not only a doctor,

Listen, pal. I only stood up back there to tell you that one day your doorbell's gonna ring,

Listen. I think we'll take care of your father till he's able to take care of himself.

Listen. We Americans have got to stick together.

Look at him!

Look at this! Perfect. There's not a chip on it.

Look. We're not going to put on a show for you. That's one thing.

Looks good. Hold it.

Lord knows how it got there, and Lord knows why somebody didn't find it before.

Lousy drunk son of a bitch! God, I hate these charter flights.

Made today

Makes a slit that don't close up. Gee, that's great.

Mama! Mama!

Mama! Mama!

Margaret's a very understanding woman.

Margaret's the only woman I've ever known.

Massalina can give you salvation from... Oh, Robert!

Me and the corporal and the dago, we're Americans! We don't surrender! Got that?

Men, I have a proposition for you.

Miss Wildhack?

Miss Wildhack? Would you like something to wear?

Mom would never have let him.

Mom, hurry.

Mom! Come on down, Mom. Did you really make this bow?

Montana Wildhack.

Montana. You don't meet many gentlemen...

Montana's pregnant.

Move. Let's go! Get outta my way.

Mr. Pilgrim, a pleasant way to spend eternity...

Mr. Pilgrim, if I could see you up here.

Mr. Pilgrim, we have visited 31 inhabited planets in the universe.

Mr. Pilgrim?

Mrs. Shaw?

My Billy fell out of a plane!

My book's gonna lay it on the line, sweetheart.

My men need me, and I'm stayin' with , em! Don't worry; it's your old colonel.

My name's Edgar Derby, son. What's yours?

My name's Pilgrim. What's this scene?

My old man did the same to me. Done me a world of good.

My robe, Silvio.

My, God, Robert. There's a party downstairs. Why don't you lock the door?

My, God! Why did he do it?

Name? Paul Lazzaro.

Naturally. And...

Never mind. Mom! Hurry!

Never to part When I go on this diet just for you,

Nice.

No bombs, eh, Campbell?

No middle and no end.

No one special.

No shit! What's your name? His name's Pilgrim.

No, no, no. It all makes sense in a way.

No, the rules of the Geneva Convention prohibit... Haltesmal! Haltesmal!

No. Billy's too modest. So I'll tell you.

No. Oh, Daddy. Honestly!

No. That's cyanide. That's worse.

Nobody fucks around with Paul Lazzaro!

Nobody fucks around with Paul Lazzaro. You tell 'em!

Nobody's gonna weep and wail over Dresden after they read my book.

Nominations are now open.

Now then, you must elect a leader. He, s going to be in charge of all this group.

Now we would like the night canopy.

Now you must wear that coat as if you were proud of it. Teach him a lesson.

Now, roll over, Spot. Atta, boy. Isn't he great?

Now, you get down to Earth and get Miss Wildhack...

Of a beautiful hatbox of blue Heel. That's right.

Of course he is. Daddy!

Of course you can. Follow the golden thread.

Oh, Billy! Get that goddamn mutt out of here. Get him out of here. Out!

Oh, Billy. Oh, sweetheart. And now you've got it.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Daddy! There is no such planet as Trilla flamaduke!

Oh, dreadful. Dreadful.

Oh, go take a flying fuck!

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, hell. For fear a lot of bleeding hearts...

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I'm sure that's all it is.

Oh, it's a little tight. You can adjust the seat with this, see?

Oh, Jesus! Stay off my feet, will ya?

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God, here she comes again.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no! That's too tight! Or backward.

Oh, oh. What's this?

Oh, poor Bobby.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, there's a change in the weather, there's a changein' the scene

Oh, uh, look at this.

Oh, very well.

Oh, walk right, will ya? Gee, I'm sorry.

Oh, wow.

Oh, Yank. You haven't been in the fight very long, have you?

Oh, yeah? Hey, pop, you want it so bad; you got it.

Oh, yeah? Well, they don't know Paul Lazzaro.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Thank you very much.

Oh, you have a very nice looking mother.

Oh, you're a moon child. I'm a what?

Oh, you're on my list, pal.

Oh.

Oh. Ah.

Oh. Well, uh, how do you do?

Oh. You like it too, Spot. Huh?

Okay, fellas. Move out. Move out.

Okay, I'll be right there. Johnny would serenade Alice

Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming! Daddy!

Okay, men. Everybody on the other side.

On Tralfamadore you learn that the world...

One of the best in the 451 st.

Ooh! Ooh! I'm sorry.

Or allow my children to be subjected to it.

Or down. It's wonderful!

Or take the time Watkins and me decked the yard bull at White River junction.

Or the accident, or even the war.

Otherwise, it wouldn't have seemed the same tonight. No, it wouldn't.

Over here. Schnell!

Paid a visit there myself before the war.

Parents?

Parents? I don't got no family. I said two z, s.

Perhaps you understand English.

Pilgrim, get your ass over here and give me a hand!

Pilgrim, sir. Pilgrim. Ofcourse! I remember you.

Pilgrim!

Pilgrim! You killed me, Pilgrim.

Pilgrim?

Pilgrim?

Pilgrim.

Pilgrim.

Pilgrim. You know why this got three sides on it?

Please, please, please.

Plenty of worse places.

Poor old Edgar Derby. Oh, that was really awful.

Practically every optometrist in Ilium was wiped out.

Prove it! Prove it?

Remember that stuff in the cemetery? Geez!

Remember the one that Johnny knocked off the table and broke?...

Robert?

Say it, please. Schlacht. Schlacht.

Says he was where?

Scalpel.

Schlacht is slaughter. Hof is house.

Schlacht...

Schlacht... hof....

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Schlachthof funf.

Schlachthof funf.

Schlachthof funf.

Schlachthof funf.

Schlachthof funf.

Schlachthof funf. This is Schlachthof funf.

Schlachthof funf. You wanna know something?

See how you like this one. ... Dear Meg,

See. Before I needed a reason,

She died of carbon monoxide poisoning.

She died. Somebody smacked into the rear of her car...

She had some kind of accident with the car...

She was.

She's his sweetheart

She's his Val Oh, Billy!

She's just about everything a man could ask for.

Shouldn't be reading that kind of junk, Robert.

Shouldn't you tell 'em?

Silvio. Silvio. Billy!

Since you're so interested in my outfit, I'll tell you what it's about.

Slit closes up, right? Right.

So am I.

So I had to find out if it was the right one.

So if you mess him up, he's the one they're gonna be after.

So many of them have their money in diamonds.

So, they'll have to bring a needle and thread. Did you hear that?

Son of a bitch dog bit me. So I got some steak,

Spot. sit. Sit! He sang of a beautiful palace

Spot. situp. He looked for her up town

Stanley, he's gonna be all right!

Stanley's been working night and day for you.

Stewardess, bring this young fella another drink!

Stinking old dog.

Stop the plane. No one's allowed in the cockpit, sir.

Stop!Stop!

Sunning myself by the pool.

Take it, take it. Ouch!

Take us home. I don't want to hear another word.

Tell him how proud I am of him....

Tell him I know we'll all be back together again soon.

Th That's all there is. And the next thing, I was...

Thank you, Miss Wildhack. Montana.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Mr. Walters. Fellow Lions.

Thank you. Oh! Did I hurt you?

Thank you. You had enough of that?

Thanks! Uh...

That certainly could have a lot to do with it.

That corporal.

That gave us an opportunity to prepare.

That she died about three hours ago.

That son of a bitch ditches us, I'll kill him.

That sure was a lousy joke you pulled back there about the plane crashing.

That the victim can be identified.

That won't be so hard. We just make an agreement.

That's a nice house too. That's the back.

That's been shed in defense of your freedom.

That's my mom in our backyard.

That's right. Hi, Spot. Spot!

That's the Hollywood starlet who disappeared, isn't it?

That's the way to do it, Pilgrim. Best thing for him.

That's two z, s.

That's why I'm here. And to see you.

That's why I'm like this. I don't want halter marks.

That's why we're in Europe stopping Hitler.

That's, cause you're a man.

The atmosphere of Tralfamadore is cyanid e.

The boys at the Harvard Crimson have a beautiful bit about you. Oh?