D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996) Drama Edit

A very disappointing tie for the Eden Hall Warriors.

A washed up pro who has to show off to a bunch of kids.

About successful societal structure.

Accordingly, I demand that you reinstate their scholarships,

Act like you've scored before, huh ?

Adam Banks, third line, center.

After we beat you, the Warriors die and the Ducks fly.

Ah, it looks like you're a goalie for a dart team.

Airhead.

All I know is we're gonna fight it.

All in favor ?

All right ! Go,Julie !

All right ? 'Cause it's not just about hockey.

All right ? Let's go !

All right then, do you want to see a penalty ? I'll show you a real penalty.

All right then, take a knee.

All right, ""Go, team'' on two. Here we go, one, two.

All right, hands in. Here we go.

All right, here we go.

All right, I've been doing my homework on the varsity.

All right, let's go hunting for goose eggs, huh ? Come on, hands in.

All right, think defense.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All this work makes me hungry.

An offer

And a second, the decision must stand.

And acceptance by the Ducks.

And as hard as I fought it,

And divisional championships.

And forget his place. [ Slams Book Down ]

And get those Duck jerseys off now.

And he's brought the Ducks a renewed spirit.

And I dislike everything about that school.

And I promise you they will succeed.

And I respect that, but that's the past.

And I want to say thank you.

And I was just thinking that maybe you could come down...

And ices the puck.

And it all begins with defense.

And pizza ?

And R.E.M. ? Yeah ? john Woo movies ?

And some cookies.

And that you would learn something from each other.

And that's how you play real defense.

And the freshman hockey team,

And there you were, Charlie and the Ducks.

And Varsity Coach Wilson, who has led us to ten consecutive state championships,

And we can all get home in time to see Melrose.

And we could snag a Coke or something afterwards ?

And with ten to go in the second, it doesn't look good for Eden Hall.

And you're gonna give it to these kids.

And, well, you all are on the agenda.

Any kind of nut. I swear. I blow up. It's kind of gross.

Anybody else ?

Anybody need a ride, we can take you.

Anybody share his opinion ?

Are you kidding me ? With your shot ? Come on.

Are you okay, Hans ?

As counsel for Coach Orion...

As long as I have the Ducks, I should be able to handle this new school.

At the end of two, it's Eden Hall nine, Blake zero.

At the end of two, it's the Cardinals four, the Warriors one.

At the Minnesota Club, downtown.

At this rate, it's gonna take a miracle for the Ducks to hang on.

Athletic and academic scholarship to the Eden Hall Academy. ''

Averman, have you been practicing ?

Back into the alley and not the street ?

Banksie.

Be reinstated.

Be that man.

Be with your friends, Charlie.

Became a binding contract upon the signatures of the recipients...

Because I am very, very good.

Because you kids have been a breath of fresh air around here,

Bet it starts with a ""W.''

Bombay.

Break it up now ! Hey !

But after that, it will be necessary for you...

But beware if the dwarf should grow careless...

But I hung in there, and they hung in there for me.

But I'm not a Warrior, I'm a Duck.

But I'm staying in school.

But it's gonna wind up killing the school's reputation.

But more than that, these are good people.

But then this... great thing happened.

But this is a tradition. At Eden Hall, I learned to care about tradition.

But to play great defense, you need one thing above all else.

But with Portman here, we could take 'em all.

But you couldn't even do that. Your fancy lawyer kept you in on a technicality,

Can I come back ?

Carbo loading, you know ? See

Careful, man.

Charlie, calm yourself. Play the game.

Charlie, don't give up, man ! They ain't that tough ! [ Shrieks ]

Charlie, I know it's hard.

Charlie, man, this is not a good start to our year.

Charlie, no!

Charlie, we gotta do something, man.

Charlie! Where are you ?

Charlie.

Check it out. Antsville.

Check this out.

Clear the puck ! Come on !

Clear the puck ! Get with it, defense !

Coach ? I don't see any coach.

Coach says I'm the starter.

Coach, I'm sorry. Your team isn't performing, and I've been under enormous pressure.

Coach, you mind if I have a few words with your boys ?

Come here. You see there's one queen in there.

Come on !

Come on !

Come on ! [ Grunting ]

Come on ! Well, blow something, ref! Come on !

Come on, bring it in. Now, listen to me.

Come on, buddy, make your move ! Make your move !

Come on, Charlie, clear it out ! Clear it out !

Come on, defense. Let's go.

Come on, get dressed. Let's go.

Come on, guys, we could skate out there.

Come on, man. It'll be fun.

Come on, preppy ! [ Grunting ]

Come on, sweetie. Come on, take a shot.

Come on, where's the "D''? [ Grunts ]

Come on, Wilson ! Get

Come on! Who's that ? Who's that ?

Come on.

Come on. No ? No ? Huh ? Maybe later, huh ?

Confidence.

Congratulations... in destroying our school.

Conway ?

Conway's out of the box and skating hard.

Cowboy, you don't impress me.

Damn.

David versus Goliath in a titanic grudge match.

Dead ! You hear me ? [ Grunting ]

Dean Buckley, members of the board.

Dean Portman hasn't skated for awhile, but he's known more for his enforcer skills.

Defense.

Do battle with the Blake freshman Bears.

Do you mind ?

Do you think he's gonna notice them missing ?

Don't be careless, but don't be too careful either.

Don't forget to wash behind the ears. Good bye.

Don't go.

Don't let it slip away.

Don't make fun of me, Hans.

Don't worry, Kenny. These prepsters aren't gonna do anything to us.

Don't worry. We'll be right back.

Doors via full scholarships...

Ducks.

Dude. Fine. just get outta here then.

Eden Hall Academy requires you to maintain a ""C'' average to compete.

Eight hundred and fifty seven dollars.

Even when you think you don't have any control.

Every Friday you'll have an exam, and anytime I feel like it...

Every Monday you'll have a practice quiz,

Every time you touch the ice,

Every Wednesday you'll have a real quiz,

Everyone's getting into the act now. They're clearing out the garbage in front of the net.

Except maybe you. Now you try.

Except maybe you. Now you try.

Excuse me, one second.

Fifteen minutes ? Man, I cannot move.

Fine, sell out.

First shot on the varsity goalie. Save! Ah, he came up big.

Five on three. We're never gonna make it.

Follow me.

For their benefit and for your own.

For Thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory,

Forever and ever, amen.

Forget about it. All you Warrior jocks stick together.

Forget it, man. We're too old for that.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.

Free ride ? Look at you, rich boy !

Freeze ! I said freeze !

From the Anaheim Mighty Ducks and visiting friends in the Twin Cities area,

From their humble beginnings, they rose to make a difference !

From whom ? The alumni group ?

Fulton.

G Get it off me, Charlie! [ Screaming ]

Gaffney ! Goldberg, change it.

Gaffney comes up big again! Conway gets the rebound...

Germaine, Fulton, change it !

Get down, guys. All right.

Get low, bend your knees, smooth strokes.

Get outta my face, man. What the

Get ready to ride.

Girls. Yes, I know. I'm in search of a real woman.

Give it a shot.

Go get 'em, Captain.

Go have fun.

Go on, go on, let 'em out, let 'em out.

Go, Ducks !

Goldberg !

Goldberg ! Goldie, I knew you could do it.

Goldberg clears it out of the zone.

Goldberg, spectacular toe save, as the Ducks are playing real defense.

Good boys.

Good bye, Fulton.

Good morning, Charlie.

Good move, Russ. Make 'em even madder.

Gotta get by me first, baby. [ Grunts ]

Grab a knee!

Grow up ? Like you, huh ?

Guys, I don't want to spoil anything, but I overheard something in the bathroom.

Hans is gone, and I want to be alone.

Hans... passed away.

Hard as it is for me personally,

Has named me Director of Player Personnel.

Has taken great pride in its illustrious tradition of excellence.

Have any cream cheese ?

Have you ever heard ofTed Orion ?

He can, indeed, see further than the giant.

He can't stop! He's got no brakes!

He demands more.

He didn't want to disrupt her recovery.

He is good.

He just simply made a choice.

He needs you to lead.

He passes back to...

He took away the ""C,'' Charlie,

He wants it because he knows that it is there inside of you.

He was driving, and they got sideswiped.

He won't let you just skate by.

He's been this team's captain since they played in District Five.

He's down, and he's not getting up.

He's gonna get the board to revoke your scholarships.just you wait.

He's stripping in the penalty box!

Help me ! [ Gasping ]

Her doctors and her friends were here.

Here he comes! A breakaway! Ten seconds left!

Here we go into the third period of a well fought battle.

Here, I have hundreds. [ Chuckles ]

Hey !

Hey, anything you say, loser. Hmm ?

Hey, Bombay gave him that ""C.''

Hey, can I get a little defense here ?

Hey, Charlie, shouldn't we wait for the new coach before we mess around ?

Hey, Charlie...

Hey, Fulton, you ever think about shooting...

Hey, guys ! Guys !

Hey, I want to know who this new Coach Orion is.

Hey, listen, tomorrow will be more fun.

Hey, listen, tomorrow will be more fun.

Hey, man, be cool. I don't want to mess up my scholarship.

Hey, man, we're just getting warmed up.

Hey, number nine, bite me ! [ Groans ] Man.

Hey, ref. You know, you can call this thing now,

Hey, what's he looking at ?

Hey, who took my clothes ?

Hey, you got to show me that triple deke, man. That's cool.

Hey, you guys, look. He posted our positions.

Hey, you know what ? You Ducks don't belong here at Eden Hall.

Hey, you let down. I played hard.

Hey, you're a winner there ! Get that big monkey outta here !

Hey,J.V. Varsity game's on Friday.

Hey,Julie, want this extra piece of prime rib ?

Hey! Hey! Break it up!

Hi, I'm Charlie Conway.

High school hockey is very hard work.

History is a giant.

Hmm, only two people can open a door so sadly:

How about it, Cowboy ? Round up ?

How can he do this to me ?

How can he expect me to lead when he takes away my ""C'' ?

How long does it take to score a goal ?

How's it look to you, Cowboy ?

Huge save by Gaffney. She got caught out of the net, but she scrambled back in...

Huh ?

Huh ? Huh ?

I almost missed you.

I am not a snob.

I can't see ! [ Gasping ]

I can't stop !

I could maim that big goon.

I did.

I didn't have time to bake a cake so I bought you a yummy array of goodies.

I don't Y'all, I just

I don't believe this. I play left side not right.

I don't care who your coach is. Your behavior out there was juvenile.

I don't care. I don't need you. Go !

I don't give a damn how many goals you score.

I don't know how much longer these Ducks can hang on.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know. just keep talkin'.

I don't like it here either.

I don't think he keeps a head count, Charlie.

I don't think he's ever regretted it for a minute.

I don't want any ""C'' players on my team.

I got arrested and sentenced to community service.

I got my team. Either they stay or I go.

I got you now, boy!

I guess Coach Orion's making a statement.

I had this lying around the house in Chicago.

I have to admit I've never been to a game.

I hope that they enrich and enliven your school and your lives the way they have mine.

I just found out Portman isn't coming.

I just got the official word.

I just watched you jeopardize your hockey career. I will not let you do it to your studies.

I know you are, but you deserve to win.

I know you're as disappointed in that tie as we are.

I like hockey, pizza and music.

I love this tradition ! At my old school, we didn't have traditions like this.

I love when they do the ""V.''

I love you, Mom.

I mean, don't we have contracts or something ?

I mean, I don't know if I want to play hockey for the rest of my life.

I mean, it's got to be the first thing that comes to your mind.

I mean, let's not get caught.

I mean, what am I now, Mr. Bash ? The Bashman ?

I mean, you dump us in some stupid school and now

I mean, you got the Indians, the Braves, the Redskins,

I played a lot of hookey when I was your age.

I present to you

I rule in the courtroom, but inside I'm a mess. I started drinking.

I still don't know you that well.

I still haven't forgotten about those eggs.

I think the only thing that needs to change around here is your attitude.

I think we're witnessing the birth of a dynasty, Tom.

I told him that you were the heart of the team...

I told him that you were the real Minnesota miracle man.

I told Orion about all this when I talked to him about taking over.

I want a piece of these guys.

I want B's or better or you're gonna be riding the pine pony.

I want one number on your mind: zero, as in shutout.

I want to be on the team, Coach.

I want to play two way hockey.

I was like you, Charlie. When I played hockey, I was a total hotshot.

I was the captain, Hans.

I will slap you with an injunction.

I will tie this matter up in court for years,

I will win.

I wound up quitting.

I'd like to welcome the future state champs, the Eden Hall freshmen.

I'll put it in terms you can understand.

I'm a 1 4 year old, almost six foot, nonsmoking Leo.

I'm afraid this is important.

I'm backup ?

I'm gonna be in charge of their junior hockey program worldwide.

I'm here today to set forth your legal options,

I'm Linda.

I'm Linda.

I'm not dumping you anywhere. Eden Hall is a great chance for you.

I'm not gonna be your coach this year, Charlie.

I'm not gonna lie to you, they're good.

I'm proud of you, Charlie.

I'm right here.

I'm so scared.

I'm sorry, Coach, but unless there is a motion from a board member...

I'm the captain of the new J.V. team.

I've been trying to reach you.

I've got some business in Chicago, but I'll be back soon.

I've never had a better time.

I've seen your tapes. I know you can score goals.

If I knew you, I wouldn't like you.

If I lost a few pounds, maybe I'd be number one again ?

If you don't beat it, you probably will die.

If you want to play in my barn.

In a last ditch effort, Blake is pulling their goalie.

In the annual Freshmen Varsity Showdown.

Is there a second ?

Is this seat taken ?

It appears they're paying homage to their departed friend and mentor, Hans.

It starts with a ""W.''

It sure doesn't stand for ""captain.''

It'd be the only honorable thing to do.

It's a cake. Act surprised, all right ?

It's a damn good thing I'm not your coach.

It's a game of hitting, game of hitting. Come on.

It's cool little Bash Brother. We can hold 'em, man. Don't give up. Let's go.

It's easy to be confident when you have control of the puck.

It's gonna take one thing.

It's gonna take real will...

It's official, boys ! I'm back !

It's okay. Back up, guys. Give him some room.

It's only a letter, Charlie.

It's very, very difficult to keep that confidence...

Jesters to entertain the king, barnacles on the bottom of

Julie the Cat ! What's the matter, you eat a fur ball ?

Julie the Cat, nice save ! Here we go !

Julie's one. You're two.

Just come in and sit down.

Just gettin' started.

Just give me five minutes after school, and I will die a happy man.

Just in the nick of time.

Just pickin' up the trash.

Just want to congratulate you on being number one.

Keep skatin'.

Ken Wu jumped off the bench a little too early,

Ladies and gentlemen, it's knuckle puck time !

Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

Less than a second !

Let me tell you, you are dead wrong.

Let's face it, the Ducks are drowning.

Let's go ! Get over here !

Let's go dance on their skulls !

Let's go, boys.

Let's go. Now. Come on, let's go. Take them off!

Let's see what you got, Bash Brother.

Let's sneak in the back. All right, let's go.

Life isn't bad enough, I gotta worry about being nailed off the ice too.

Like a dwarf...

Like Gordon did.

Listen, I'm sorry I was such a jerk,

Listen, I'm taking a bus home. See you later.

Listen, if you learn nothing else when you're here, you learn this.

Look at 'em go. Whoa.

Look at Portman, Fulton and Goldberg!

Look at that hair. I look like Greg Brady.

Look out!

Look, Charlie, I know you're going through a rough time. I understand.

Look, I don't like you pukes, all right ?

Lucky shot. Merry Christmas, Guy.

Make him make the first move, Conway!

Make sure it counts.

Make sure it's fresh.

Man, I was going down.

Maybe the best thing ever.

Me ? Uh,yeah, Coach, comin'right up!

Mm hmm.

Mom.

Mr. Bombay, this isn't a legal proceeding.

Mummy and Daddy gave you everything, huh ?

My attorney thought I should sign it. I agreed.

My boyfriend gets pretty jealous.

My dad said I better stay in on scholarship or he'll whip my butt.

My dad says it was all just a publicity stunt,

My name is Coach Orion.

N.H.L. sensation Paul Kariya.

Next time, Russ.

No one's forcing any of you to be here. It's your lives.

No problem, honey. How was the game ?

No, it'll never be your school. Don't you get it ?

No, now.

No, you don't understand.

Nobody complains. There's harmony and growth. Same here at Eden Hall.

Not careless, but not too careful either.

Not only on the ice, but in the classrooms as well.

Not really.

Not what was under it.

Not yet, but I can assure you that it will be.

Now get this straight !

Now I hand you over to the capable hands...

Now I resent that.

Now just one more pass.

Now that's clearing the garbage.

Now there's one thing the varsity does very well.

Now they know they own you.

Now you got 1 5 minutes after each practice to clear this locker room.

Now you listen up, and you listen up good.

Now, for the last time, stay away from the varsity.

Now, get your team out of here now !

Now, nobody move.

Now, uh, I could even be your, uh, nutritional advisor if you want. No charge.

Now, you'll be welcome to stay through the end of the semester,

Of course I like music. I like Pantera.

Of Eden Hall, Dean Buckley.

Of my old biology teacher and the current headmaster...

Offense and defense.

Oh, do we have a special showdown for you.

Oh, don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.

Oh, give me a break.

Oh, he has really got this crowd especially the ladies going.

Oh, look, here come the Ducks. Hey, wait a second. Isn't that Dean Portman ?

Oh, man, you are dead, man !

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, please.

Oh, my

Oh, my, Conway is really hot. He'll get two for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Oh, no problem, guys.

Oh, no! Open net!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, now this is getting out of hand. Guy Germaine just took a vicious check into the boards.

Oh, really ? Well, you don't like me because I'm an athlete.

Oh, that's Captain T.B.D. To be determined.

Oh, the Bash Brothers are really going to town.

Oh, well, keep him. He never had the heart of a Warrior anyway.

Oh, yeah ? Well, try me.

Oh! That's a hook if I've ever seen one. He gets the pass off Fulton.

Oh. I see.

Oh. Oh, I see.

Okay, and now, it's a great pleasure to introduce...

Okay, boys, let's go. Sticks on the ice.

Okay, Charlie, laps. Right now.

Okay, Conway, Banks and Goldberg,

Okay, Ducks ? Here we go ! Come on !

Okay, Guy,just stay down there for a second.

Okay, I'll shut up.

On behalf of the Eden Hall Warrior Varsity State Champion hockey team,

On the shoulders of a giant.

On three...

One, two, three.

Ooh ! Good one ! Yeah !

Orion ?

Orion sends out Fulton and their new defensive weapon, Goldberg.

Our special, surprise, in between period guest,

Outta here ! Let's go ! You, out !

Over here, Charlie! We already won!

Ow ! A hard check into the board. That has to hurt.

Phew !

Physics. Each action requires an equal, if not bigger, reaction.

Pick up the hitting now !

Please stop acting this way.

Point of fact, Charlie Conway is not wearing the traditional captain ""C''.

Practice, tomorrow morning, 5:00 a.m.

Probably wasn't good enough.

Punk.

Put it in, Guy.

Qyack, quack, quack, Mr. Goalie Boy.

Qyack, quack, quack, quack !

Qyack, quack, quack, quack ! Qyack, quack, quack, quack !

Qyack, quack, quack, quack ! Qyack, quack, quack, quack !

Qyack, quack, quack, quack. Qyack, quack, quack, quack.

Qyack, quack, quack, quack. Qyack, quack, quack, quack.

Ref, give me a break. That's a dive.

Remember it was Hans who taught us to fly.

Right on ! Whoo !

Same old Ducks.

Save the trash talk.

Scholarships reinstated.

Score ! And Blake pumps in another.

See, that's my dad.

See, the way I got it figured, we go to public school for a couple years,

See, this thing right here is packed with energy.

See, unlike scoring, defense never quits.

She was injured in a car accident about five years ago.

Shoot it! Shoot it!

Shorter, man. Get to the point.

Should you decide to pursue their cancellation,

Size isn't everything in hockey,Josh.

So be that man, Charlie.

So I tried the law. Same thing.

So I'm not gonna treat you that way.

So that you may make the best possible decision for all parties concerned.

So that's it ? You're dumping 'em,just like that ?

So that's why he gave up playing pros ?

So the only thing we don't agree on is hockey.

So what do you think Coach Orion's saying in the locker room ?

So what do you think of the game so far ?

So what if she has a quicker glove. Who's got the better stick ?

So you're the big enforcer, huh ? It's nice to meet you.

So, round up your posse and meet us at 6:00...

So, today it gives me great pleasure to award you...

So, will you please join me...

Some stupid school, the alumni ? I mean, Warriors ?

Somebody get a shovel and bury me right here.

Something about a shrinking sphincter.

Sorry, cake eater.

Sorry, Coach. We were just messin' with you, you know ?

Sorry, Connie.

Sorry, sir.

State champs.

Stay clear of the varsity until we play 'em in thej. V. Varsity Showdown.

Sure beats school, huh ?

Sure, they can be a little rambunctious.

Take a seat. We're running late.

Take it outside, boys. Come on.

Ted. Ted.

Than a bunch of rejects here on a free ride.

Thank you !

Thank you so much,Jeannie. I'm sorry we're late.

Thank you.

Thanks for not letting me sit there.

That doesn't count. That was below the belt.

That good, huh ? I'll close out.

That means no lead is safe if you can't play defense !

That must be what that ""C'' on your jersey stands for, huh ?

That seems to be Wilson's message because the varsity is really nailing the Ducks now.

That the present is to the past...

That's a snob. You don't even know me.

That's his daughter.

That's how they beat you. Not with the first shot; the second and the third.

That's how you attack life,

That's how you gain the confidence to attack the game...

That's okay, it's just my face. No big deal.

That's right, folks, look at those uniforms.

That's right. We'll take you anytime, anywhere.

That's what I'm talking about !

That's your dad ? Nice outfit. Did it come with a yacht ?

That's your job, Charlie.

The board is going to approve the withdrawal of your scholarships.

The Ducks are dead.

The Ducks are playing their hearts out, but they've got to find a way to score.

The Ducks have the speed and the determination.

The hand is quicker then the eye, my friend.

The head coach and leader of the Mighty Ducks,

The kid's got a contract, Tom. My hands are tied.

The old Kung Fu or the Further Adventures of the New Kung Fu ?

The once Mighty Ducks, I mean, rather, the, um, Eden Hall Warriors...

The one bright spot is Greg Goldberg,

The pressure is all on them. All we gotta do is hold our ground.

The question is, are you ?

The rest are dedicated worker ants. Everybody pulls their weight.

The sign of the Duck is here at Eden Hall for at least one night.

The touching of the ice is a Norwegian symbol of respect.

The way they wiped your faces in the dirt last time was no fluke.

The winner can truly say that he is the symbol of Eden Hall.

TheJunior Goodwill Games Committee...

Then maybe you'll leave on your own.

Then we just go play juniors in Canada.

Then we just go play juniors in Canada.

Then we'll show the whole school what a joke you really are.

There are no Ducks. Orion split us apart.

There you were.

There, there.

There's nothing glamorous about it. In the pros, we call it blue collar hockey.

These are not the same.

These are remarkable young people.

These Brazilian fire ants can teach you a lot...

These Ducks don't belong at Eden Hall.

These full athletic scholarships to the Eden Hall Academy...

These guys keep charging. What are we gonna do here ?

These people are my friends, and I know what they can do.

These scholarships

They bang in the junk. So if you wanna win,

They cannot be voided except for cause which, I guarantee you, you have none.

They didn't tell me until it was too late.

They don't belong on our ice. They don't belong in our school.

They don't call them Brazilian fire ants for nothing.

They opened their cabin door and let those Blake Bears climb right in.

They pick up every piece of loose trash.

They put our clothes

They struggled, but they prevailed !

They want lunch...

They're like kissing your brother.

They're the ones that are slipping away from me.

They're vultures around the net.

They've run me ragged and played more than their fair share of pranks.

Third line ! Man, that's a major diss.

Thirty left, and the Warriors are desperately trying to hang on.

This is for Hans.

This is how we practice. Duck hockey, Connie.

This is more like it. The Ducks are finally starting to dish it out.

This is my team now, and I'll be selecting the captain.

This is total crap. I can't play for this drill sergeant.

This isn't the Peewees. Your little Duck tricks are not gonna work at this level.

This ninja stuff really makes you look, uh

Thought we'd spend the day together, get an early start.

Thus, myself, the board,

Tighten up !

To a truly gifted group of student athletes.

To enjoy other educational opportunities.

To introduce you to a truly great group of kids.

To our great educational institution.

To stop using the horse turds in the recipe.

To the gold medal winners of theJunior Goodwill Games.

To win, Coach Orion, sir !

To work !

Told you not to worry.

Tom Riley of the alumni association...

Tonight the Eden Hall varsity Warriors do battle with the Eden Hall freshman Ducks.

Too violent ? Don't understand the rules ?

Tried to take control of every game.

Try the triple deke.

Twenty laps, then hit the showers.

Uh, no, sir. You sit over there, and you do your homework.

Uh, yeah, sure. What's it for ?

Um, I'm Dwayne. We're the new hockey team. And you are ?

Unbelievable! Conway gets the hat trick from somewhere out in the ozone!

Unsportsmanlike, I'll show you unsportsmanlike.

Until long after these kids have gone on to college.

Varsity team, out ! Let's go !

Varsity. The only hockey team.

Waiter, I've got too many forks. I only need one.

Warrior cheerleaders only.

Watch it, Mom. You might get hit.

Watch yourselves, Ducks. They're head hunting, huh ?

Way to hang tough.

We all just thought he was some washed up bully who couldn't hack it.

We are happy to welcome the Ducks...

We are here for one reason and one reason only.

We became the Quack Attack, the Flying "V''and the Bash Brothers.

We better be careful or we're gonna learn something here.

We can deal, man. The Ducks are there.

We dare not shrink from the specter of inevitable change.

We don't have time for learning. We need to win.

We got to respond.

We gotta stand up to them. Play a little defense.

We have a board meeting scheduled tomorrow,

We have no choice.

We have to think long term here.

We'll finish it for you.

We'll give 'em lunch.

We'll miss you, Ted.

We'll split the shifts.

We're all Warriors now. You guys proved your guts.

We're demanding the board change the demeaning Warrior name.

We're just glad you loaned us Banksie so that we'd have a chance to beat you guys...

We're just pawns, puppets for the stage show,

We're on scholarship. I'm staying.

We're really backed into a corner here.

We've got one last surprise. Fellas ?

Welcome. Since its inception in 1 903, Eden Hall Academy...

Well, come on, Cowboy. Hit it.

Well, it's an Eden Hall tradition.

Well, it's time to grow up.

Well, let's go. We wouldn't want to keep the preppy snobs waiting.

Well, maybe you don't know the whole story.

Well, no, I don't.

Well, they should stay out of our school.

Well, they should stay out of our school.

Well, this is a cheerleading section.

Well, uh, we don't really practice, per se.

Well, uh... we have a game on Friday.

Well, Warriors isn't so bad, is it ?

Well, what are we playing for anyway ?

Well, you learn a hell of a lot more from losing than from winning.

What ?

What ?

What are you talking about ? Oh, please.

What do I do, Charlie ? [ Screaming ]

What do I have to do ?

What do we have here ?

What do you say we do the coaster ?

What do you say, huh ? Help me out.

What good is one Bash Brother ?

What is this ? Get 'em off me ! Get 'em off my back, man !

What the

What the hell's that ? Knock that off.

What's going on, man ?

What's he saying, Russ ?

What's the one thing all great teams have in common ?

What's this little bitty one What's this little bitty

When the North Stars left Minnesota, he stayed.

When the puck isn't yours.

When you gotta take whatever strange bounces life throws your way.

When's the last time you practiced ?

Where we hope the Ducks will be happy Warriors and lead us on to glory...

Where's the one place you never want to clear the puck ?

Whew, man.

Who is that kid ? He can't play.

Who skates up on defense for the first time tonight.

Who who's Captain Tibid?

Whoa !

Whoa ! [ Grunts, Sighs ]

Whoa, Charlie, you're done, boy ! [ Laughing ]

Whoa, Les Averman just got levelled. He must be seeing stars.

Whoo, all right, Banks. Let's see what you got, baby. Come on. Bring it up.

Why am I always getting shot at ?

Will.

Wipe off the catsup, and stop trying to cheer me up.

With those kids gone, you'll get to pick your own team.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Igor Stravinsky, Thelonius Monk.

Wrong.

Ya hoo ! How do you like them apples, huh ?

Yeah !