The Perfect Score (2004) Edit

A future Ph.D. with a nice A S S.

A hundred million dollars a year, 60 million of that from girls. For what?

A kid in the middle or dumb as a post.

A kid...

A son who lives above the garage, or a son who cheats his way into college?

A woman boards a train in New York at midnight.

About that time.

About the same time my jackass best friend got arrested.

About three to six months and a lot of community service.

Actually...

Afraid would be wrong in the first place.

After a night in jail with the worst version of who you can be someday,

All clear.

All right, all right, let's see.

All right, fair enough. Just hear me out.

All right, Flash, you ready?

All right, I'll see you on Tuesday.

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, Roy. Get ready.

All right, this is ETS.

All right, we're here. Answers are here.

All right! Enough, OK?

All right.

All right.

All this because you can't talk to your mom?

Am I trying to get somewhere important?

And "one comes back to me".

And a man boards that same train,

And a whole lot closer to the rest of my life.

And decided to play ball at St. John's University.

And he was now moments away from hooking up with her in the fall.

And how he deserves that...

And I am not happy with this.

And I just can't wait to be great again.

And I remember thinking, "You know, people get paid to do this.

And I was wondering

And I've never cut class, and I've never...

And invite her to break into ETS to steal the answers to the SAT?

And it starts long before high school.

And it was just...

And it's not even my own shit.

And join us in Francesca's father's office.

And slip it in my locker. I'll get back to you.

And so the day arrives. We had packed it,

And sometimes, it's that easy.

And the master goes to 51 0, got it?

And the plans of six become one.

And we talk about how proud we are of you?

And what are your fallback schools?

And you find yourself moving towards something

And you think you could hook me up with a bottle of champagne?

And you're gonna be prepared for life after basketball.

And?

And...

Anna says he needs it and we can trust him.

Anna says he needs it.

Anna went off to Europe and eventually found her way to college

Anna, you down with this?

Anyone ever tell you you're a hell of a kisser?

Anyone who doesn't like the plan can walk.

Anything at all?

Anything else I can do for you

As I am currently without transportation.

As opposed to solving world hunger or curing a terminal disease?

As soon as I was old enough to realize

Asian chicks. Middle class Asian girls

Ask me... Ask me what icing is, for chrissakes.

Ask me... Ask me who's got the best pitching staff in baseball.

At least you're starting to sound like my little brother.

At school, man, I hear things and I see things,

At this time, assisting him

Be on time.

Because a victimless crime is still a crime.

Because Daddy doesn't love you enough is, huh?

Because I'm not a dumb guy, all right? I know things.

Because she doesn't call anymore.

Because the fact of the matter is,

Because we're in it now.

Because you learn the rest in college.

Before the guard returns to his desk and his security monitors.

Besides, he's got no left hand, and his midrange game, it needs work.

Besides, I heard he was going pro.

Besides...

But before you go, my roommates and I are having this discussion.

But do you know how high profile Desmond Rhodes is?

But even if I did,

But for now, the SAT is standing in the way of Kyle's dream.

But here was something that I was finally great at.

But his grades are shitty.

But I think your mom's gonna come in with snacks.

But I'll tell you something you don't know.

But if I do, I gotta read about it in "USA Today".

But if she wasn't...

But if, God forbid, you don't make it,

But it can't beat us all together.

But it's not bad.

But Mr. Dooling...I've known since I was 7.

But my roommate at Brown is a big sports fan,

But no way was I gonna let those answers go to waste.

But nobody hears or sees me.

But only with quadratic equations,

But that didn't exactly offset my 0.0 GPA.

But the SAT doesn't care about that.

But there's a whole lot of dumb dribbling out of your mouth right now.

But there's more money for the school in bubbling in than reading these days.

But we have got to trust each other.

By the way, just so you know, mail pickup

By the way, just so you know, mail pickup

C is nine.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I help you?

Can you get us up there?

Cleo?

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, Roy, come on.

Come on.

Coordinate geometry and algebraic visualizations.

Cornell University.

Cornell.

D. Ten.

Damn it!

Damn.

Delivery.

Des, I want you to come to St. John's.

Desmond and Roy go right. We go left.

Desmond Rhodes, all city.

Desmond Rhodes, superstar!

Desmond Rhodes, superstar!

Desmond's mom.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Did you know

Did you see my dad's truck when you drove up?

Do you guys know the name of that kid with the Percocet addiction?

Do you know how many kids wanna go up and complain about their SATs?

Do you know what the fatal flaw is for most heists?

Do you run the light?

Dog, cool.

Don't say no.

Don't say no.

Don't touch my shit.

Don't try and be a hero.

Don't worry. I'm not gonna look at your underwear.

Don't you find it ridiculous that from day one, they tell us to be unique,

Don't you think that 1430 is...? Is a little bit...?

Don't...

Dooling said the standardized testing says I can't do it.

Dooling said you couldn't do it?

Eight o'clock.

ETS has the entire top floor.

Eventually, I was forced, I mean, encouraged, to get my GED.

Every Christmas for how long?

Everyone has reasons. We don't need to know them.

Exactly.

Excuse me.

First graders?

Fix you some breakfast before the exam. OK?

For some reason, I couldn't get past it.

For the first section, you have 30 minutes.

For us at St. John's, but we can work with that.

For when the night guard makes his rounds.

Francesca Curtis.

Francesca Curtis.

Francesca has the lock codes, and we know where the test answers are filed.

Francesca knew the risk, so did you. Come on.

Francesca sold her first novel.

Francesca was right. We were screwed.

Francesca, Tiffany.

Friday afternoon, Francesca will enter through the lobby.

From here on out, we use re dial.

From here, we're almost home. We get in,