How to Train Your Dragon (2010) Edit

A downed dragon is a dead dragon.

A Nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed.

A Zippleback?

All mine, then. Wow. So, OK, I'll see you...

All right, bud, we got to get out of here... now!

All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool.

All right, I'm off to bed. You should be, too.

All right, it's go time. It's go time.

All right, OK, you've gotta kind of angle yourself.

All right, where did Astrid go wrong in the ring today?

All right.

All right. Those who stay will look after Hiccup.

All those years of the worst Viking Berk has ever seen.

Always go for the kill.

And all the while you were holding out on me!

And don't you mind me. I'll just be back here,

And go after the more Viking like teens instead.

And I'll be here.

And mount your first Gronckle head on a spear!

And shipped him off for fear he'd gone mad!

And that's six.

And the Gronckle.

And then there's the Monstrous Nightmare.

And we've killed thousands of them!

And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole!

And you know it!

And you want to keep it a secret?

Another one has spines like trees.

Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless.

Are wondering what it is we're up to here. Not me, of course.

Astrid, if something goes wrong,

Astrid, Toothless. Toothless, Astrid.

Back into your cage. Now think about what you've done.

Be careful with that dragon.

Bear to port.

Beard of Thor! What is that?!

Because I want to remember what you say right now.

Because I want to remember what you say right now.

Because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg.

Behind these doors are just a few of the many species

Between you and me, the village could do with a little less feeding.

Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot, not so much.

Bone Knapper. Whispering Death.

Bride of Grendel!

Burns its victims. Buries its victims.

But do we have enough bread making Vikings or small home repair Vikings?

But here we are. And no one is more surprised

But only the left ones. What's with that?

But the ultimate prize is the dragon no one's ever seen.

But who'll win the honor of killing it?

But you just pointed to all of me.

But you will kill dragons.

Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?

Can you not see that I have bigger problems?

Can you stop that?!

Chances of survival are dwindling to single digits now.

Changewing. Even newly hatched dragons can spray acid. Kill on sight.

Chokes its victims. Turns its victims inside out.

Come on, bud!

Come on.

Come on. Give me something to shoot at. Give me something to shoot at.

Come on. Let me out, please. I need to make my mark.

Come on. Yes, you do.

Congratulations, Stoick! Everyone is so relieved!

Count me out.

Dad, he won't hurt you!

Dad, please. I promise you, you can't win this one!

Dad! You're back! Gobber's not here so...

Dad?

Dad...

Deal?

Did you get her?

Do I believe it? Yes, I do.

Do you ever bathe?

Don't remind me.

Don't worry. You're small and weak... that'll make you less of a target.

Dragon classifications.

Either we finish them or they'll finish us!

Even as a boy, I knew what I was, what I had to become.

Every bit the boar headed stubborn Viking you ever were!

Every time you step outside, disaster follows.

Everything we know about every dragon we know of.

Everything we know about you guys is wrong.

Except for you.

Exotic. Two heads, twice the status.

Extremely dangerous. Extremely dangerous.

Extremely dangerous. Kill on sight.

Extremely dangerous. Kill on sight.

Figure out which side you're on.

Find it, hide in it and strike!

Fire!

First one to ride one, though.

Fishlegs!

For once in your life, would you please just listen to me?!

For the love of... I was a coward. I was weak. I wouldn't kill a dragon.

From the time he could crawl, he's been... different.

Get back to the house.

Get clear!

Get down!

Get down!

Get down!

Get down!

Get him!

Get it off!

Get Snotlout out of there.

Go back to bed, you overgrown sausage!

Go help the others!

Go on, Hiccup. Give it to him!

Go, go!

Gobber, go with men!

Good.

Good.

Gronckle. Zippleback. The Skrill.

Gronckles are tough.

Gronckles. Nadders. Zipplebacks. Hoark saw a Monstrous Nightmare.

Hard to port!

Has anyone ever seen one napping?

He can barely walk through the village without being swarmed by his new fans.

He could crush mountains, level forests, tame seas!

He doesn't listen. He has the attention span of a sparrow.

He must have passed the word,

He was protecting me! He's not dangerous.

He'd be killed before the first dragon is out of its cage.

He's alive. You brought him back alive.

He's amazing.

He's going to get out there again. He's probably out there now.

He's gone?

He's never where he should be.

He's up!

Here you go.

Here, I brought you something,

Hey, it's OK. It's OK.

Hey, it's us, idiots!

Hey, look, it's Hiccup!

Hey, so, how would one sneak up on a Night Fury?

Hey, Toothless.

Hey, Toothless.

Hey, you know, I just happened to notice the book had nothing on Night Furies.

Hi, Astrid. Hi, Astrid. Hi, Astrid.

Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so does that disqualify him?

Hiccup is not that boy.

Hiccup would go from, well, being Hiccup

Hiccup, get in there!

Hiccup, get me down from here!

Hiccup, we just discovered the dragons' nest,

Hiccup, your final exam is tomorrow.

Hiccup!

Hiccup!

Hiccup!

Hiccup!

Hiccup!

Hiccup!

Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup!

Hiccup?

Hiccup? Are you in there?

Hiccup.

Hiccup.

Hiccup.

Hoist the torches!

Hold on tight! Here we go!

Hold, Toothless.

How about I give you one?

How many does a Gronckle have?

Hurry!

I am a Viking. I am a Viking!

I am not listening to anything you have to say!

I believe in learning on the job.

I bet he's really frightened now. What are you going to do about it?

I brought breakfast. I hope... I hope you're hungry.

I can almost smell them.

I can buy them a few minutes if I give that thing someone to hunt!

I can show my face in public again!

I can't believe that worked!

I can't miss! What's wrong, buddy? Something in your eye?

I can't stop myself. I see a dragon and I have to just kill it.

I could do that but I don't have time!

I could have sworn you had...

I did it. This fixes everything! Yes!

I did this.

I did this.

I don't have any more!

I don't know what you're...

I have brought down this mighty beast!

I have his mess to clean up.

I have?

I hit it. Yes, I hit it!

I hope you had more success than me.

I just didn't know how to...

I just want to be one of you guys.

I knew it. I'm dead.

I know it seems hopeless, but you won't always be around to protect him.

I know this looks really bad, but you see...

I know we did. That was before... It's all so messed up.

I know you're always the man with the plan. But some,

I know.

I left my axe back in the ring. You guys go on ahead. I'll catch up with you.

I looked at him and I saw myself.

I manage to lose an entire dragon.

I might make a few tweaks.

I mistimed my somersault dive. It was sloppy.

I moved into my parents' basement. Come by sometime and work out.

I need to speak with you, too, son.

I normally don't care what people do, but you're acting weird.

I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side.

I said, stop the fight!

I saw the look on his face... I was delicious.

I scared him?!

I screwed up. I should have told you before now. I just...

I should have known. I should have seen the signs.

I swear, I'm so angry. I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot.

I take him fishing and he goes hunting for trolls!

I think I'll stay, in case your thinking of doing something crazy.

I thought it was crazy, but I didn't question him.

I want to know what's going on.

I was thinking, you know,

I will. Just promise me it won't go wrong.

I would have gone for the hammer.

I wouldn't kill him because he looked as frightened as I was.

I'll be back. Probably.

I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight, with my face.

I'll pack my undies.

I'll take my chances. Sword. Sharpen. Now.

I'm happy to see you, too.

I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or back.

I'm in my house.

I'm not one of them.

I'm proud to call you my son.

I'm ready.

I'm sorry... for everything.

I'm through with the lies. I've been making outfits. So you got me.

I've been his apprentice since I was little. Well, littler.

I've lost power on the Gronckle! Snotlout, do something!

I've read it seven times. There's this water dragon

If it can't fly, it can't get away.

If that dragon shows either of his faces, I'm gonna...

If they don't bring enough food back, they'll be eaten themselves.

If we find the nest and destroy it,

If you don't like it, then just get your own blind spot.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons...

If you must choose between a sword or a shield, take the shield!

If you're planning on getting eaten, I'd definitely go with the Gronckle.

In front of the entire village.

In my undies. Good thing I brought extras.

Is that it?

Is this some kind of a joke to you?

Isn't it weird to think your hand was inside a dragon?

It better not involve this.

It controls them. Let's find your dad.

It snows nine months of the year and hails the other three.

It taught me what a Viking could do, Gobber.

It totally makes sense. It's like a giant beehive.

It went down off Raven Point. Let's get a search party...

It's a mess.

It's amazing.

It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new.

It's gonna be me. It's my destiny. See?

It's Hiccup!

It's like the size of my...

It's located solidly on the meridian of misery.

It's me.

It's not a tattoo, it's a birthmark.

It's not like the last few times, Dad! I really, actually hit it!

It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.

It's OK! It's OK.

It's OK.

It's OK. It's OK.

It's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.

It's the only way we'll be rid of them.

It's the wings and the tails you really want.

It's time everyone knew. Drag me back, go ahead. Here we go.

It's time, Hiccup. Knock 'em dead.

It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death.

It's who I am, Dad.

Jaw strength 8.

Jump!

Just do what I told you! I'll be back as soon as I can!

Just make sure they don't find Toothless.

Just stop.

Keeping this much raw Vikingness contained?

Kill on sight. Kill on sight. Kill on sight.

Late for what, exactly?

Lead the men to the far side of the island!

Lead us home, devil.

Less OK!

Let me... Why don't you?

Let's get started! The recruit who does best

Let's pack up. Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation.

Like if your mind was still in control of it,

Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.

Listen, Stoick, I was overhearing some of the men and, well, some of them

Listen, you know what he's like.

Look at us! We're on a dragon. We're on dragons! All of us!

Look for its blind spot! Every dragon has one.

Look, the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not.

Love on the battlefield.

Make sure he gets there.

Making our way up to the Monstrous Nightmare.

Man the fort, Hiccup. They need me out there.

Matching set. It keeps her close, you know.

Maybe.

Meet the Terrible Terror.

Molten steel, razor sharp blades, lots of time to himself.

Morning!

Most afternoons, but who can blame him? The life of a celebrity's rough.

Most people would leave. Not us.

Move to the lower defenses. We'll counterattack with the catapults.

Move, Fishlegs!

My village. In a word, sturdy.

Nadders are quick and light on their feet.

Never engage this dragon.

Night Fury!

Night Fury.

No attacks tonight. Study up.

No matter how this ends, it ends today.

No more of... this.

No one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'm going to be the first.

No one just gets as good as you do. Especially you.

No one's ever met one and lived to tell the tale. Get in there!

No turning back.

No, but you gave it your best shot. So, what do you think?

No, Dad. No.

No, don't! You're only making it worse!

No, I'm really very extra sure that I won't.

No, me!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no! No, it's OK.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, Dad. No, please, it's not what you think.

No, no, you were great. That was so "Astrid. "

No, no! Please just don't hurt him!

No, not yet. They'll kill Toothless.

No, thanks. I'm good.

No, this way.

No, you don't.

No!

No!

No! No, son of a half troll,

No! No!

No! No.

No.

Nope, just you.

Not me, are wondering if there is in fact a plan at all

Not so fireproof on the inside, are you?

Not that there's anything wrong with a dragonesque figure.

Not the people you almost killed?

Nothing happens on this island without me hearing about it.

Now get me down.

Now, a wet dragon head can't light its fire.

Now, don't you make me tell you again! Yes, that's right.

Now!

Odin help us.

Odin, it was rough. I almost gave up on you.

Of course. Send them running.

Oh, gosh! Oh, gods! Oh, no!

Oh, great.

Oh, great. Who let him in?

Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!

Oh, man, I should have gone first.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, son, I'm so sorry.

Oh, son.

Oh, the gods hate me.

Oh, this is amazing! The wind in my... cheat sheet!

Oh, wow. I did it.

Oh, yes.

OK, bud. We're gonna take this nice and slow.

OK, but I hit a Night Fury.

OK, fine, but this will throw it for me.

OK, I am sorry! I'm sorry.

OK, I've been stuck with you since birth, and that was never there before.

OK, Lout, legs! Hang in its blind spot, make noise, keep it confused!

OK, no, no, no. Come back down towards me! Come back down...

OK, so are we done? 'Cause I've got some things I need to...

OK, that's disgusting.

OK, time's up! Let's see if this works.

OK, Toothless, time to disappear.

OK.

OK.

OK. Thanks, bud.

OK. Then what do we do?

One day, I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon...

One shot left!

Only a dragon can find the island.

Oops, this one has blood on it.

Or more proud than I am.

Our parents' war is about to become ours.

Out of my way!

Out with the old and in with the new, right?

Pain. Love it.

Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls.

Perfect. And, while I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the stall.

Please don't hurt him.

Please, by all means.

Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon.

Plus 11 stealth. Times 2.

Prefers ambush attack, crushing its victims...

Put him in training.

Put it with the others.

Quiet down! The elder has decided.

Razor sharp serrated teeth that inject venom for pre digestion.

Ready the ships!

Remember, a dragon will always,

Rephrase. Dad, I can't kill dragons.

Ruff, Tuff, find out if it has a shot limit! Make it mad!

Ruff, Tuff! Watch your backs!

Scauldron. Sprays scalding water at its victim. Extremely dangerous.

See? Nothing to be afraid of.

See? Now this right here is what I'm talking about!

Set sail!

She could do better.

She's right. You have to be tough on yourselves.

Shields are good for another thing.

Since when?! Everyone knows I'm more irritating! See.

Snotlout! You're done!

So everything in the ring, a trick? A lie?

So it's just you and me, huh?

So what now?

So why didn't you?

So, what is the plan?

So?

So...

So... why didn't you?

Some people lose their knife or their mug. Not me.

Son!

Sorry!

Sound your positions. Stay within earshot.

Speed unknown. Size unknown.

Start talking! Are you training with someone?

Stay low and ready your weapons.

Stay with me, buddy. Just a bit longer.

Stay. Put. There.

Steady.

Steer clear of both. Small eyes, large nostrils! Relies on hearing and smell!

Step aside.

Stoick, no!

Stop!

Stop!

Strike class. Fear class. Mystery class.

Take this out on me, be mad at me, but please, just don't hurt Toothless.

Take us in.

Taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend.

Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

Thank you for saving my son.

Thank you for summing that up.

Thank you for summing that up.

Thank you, Astrid.

Thank you, thank you. I was trying.

Thanks for stopping by...

Thanks, Dad.

That can kill a man at close range.

That can slice through full grown trees.

That sprays boiling water at your face. And there's this other one...

That thing has wings. OK, let's see if it can use them!

That's Fishlegs, Snotlout, the twins: Ruffnut and Tuffnut...

That's for everything else.

That's for kidnapping me.

That's for scaring me.

That's for the lies. And that's for everything else.

That's it.

That's it. Just stick with the good stuff.

That's more like it.

That's more like it.

That's my specialty!

That's not really encouraging.

That's not too bad. It works.

That's Stoick the Vast, chief of the tribe.

The devils still have some juice in them!

The dragon? That's what you're worried about?

The dragons will leave. They'll find another home!

The Hideous Zippleback is extra tricky.

The Hideous Zippleback.

The old Viking fallback. Nice and simple.

The only problems are the pests.

The only upsides are the pets.

The people that grow here are even more so.

The sun was in my eyes, Astrid.

The thing we've been after since Vikings first sailed here,

The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself.

The words tell you stuff about?

Their island? So you've been to the nest?

Their job is so much cooler.

Then I can double that time.

Then I'll cut out your heart and take it to my father.

Then something crazy.

There will be consequences!

There!

There!

There's something else on their island. It's a dragon like...

They defend themselves, that's all! They raid us because they have to.

They found the sheep!

They have this nasty habit of setting themselves on fire.

They need toothpicks, don't they?

They wouldn't know what to do with all this.

They'll see you as sick or insane

They're close.

They're not eating any of it.

They're not what we think they are.

They're the workers and that's their queen.

They've killed hundreds of us!

This here, this is a talking fishbone. "

This is Berk.

This isn't a joke, Hiccup!

This thing doesn't have a blind spot!

This was stupid.

This way.

Those ships never come back.

Three hundred years and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon.

Thunderdrum. This reclusive dragon inhabits sea caves and dark tide pools.

To keep you safe in the ring.

To protect your pet dragon? Are you serious?

Today is about survival. If you get blasted...

Today is about teamwork.

Today it's all about attack!

Today, he becomes one of us!

Today, my boy becomes a Viking.

Tomorrow we get to the big boys, slowly but surely

Toothless, down. Gently.

Toothless, go. Get out of here.

Toothless, no. No, Toothless.

Toothless, what are you doing? We need her to like us!

Toothless, what's happening?

Toothless, you gotta get us out of here, bud.

Toothless!

Toothless! Oh, come on.

Toothless.

Train hard.

Training?

Trolls exist. They steal your socks.

Turns out all we needed was a little more of this.

Wait till you spill a Nadder's guts the first time!

Wait, aren't you gonna teach us first?

Wait, you mean read?

Wait.

Watch out!

We don't have to kill them.

We have a surplus of dragon fighting Vikings,

We have fishing, hunting and a charming view of the sunsets.

We have to think this through carefully.

We have...

We head for Helheim's Gate.

We're dead.

We're here.

We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.

We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard. Now who's with me?!

We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.

We've done it!

We've got some salmon, some nice Icelandic cod...

Wear it proudly. You deserve it. You've held up your end of the deal.

Welcome to dragon training!

Well, if by success, you mean that your parenting troubles are over, yes.

Well, most of you. That bit's my handiwork.

Well... Yep. Good night.

What a feeling! You really had me going there, son!

What are you looking at?

What could possibly go wrong?

What do you want me to do, block out the sun?

What is he doing?

What is it always going to be this way? 'Cause...

What is it?

What is that?

What my dad wouldn't give to find this.

What?

What? No, I didn't. Toothless did.

What? OK, OK.

What?! I was hoping for this!

Whatever! I wouldn't!

When he does, it's with this disappointed scowl,

When he was a baby, he popped a dragon's head clean off its shoulders.

When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose.

When you carry this axe, you carry all of us with you.

Where are you going?

Where did Hiccup go wrong?

Where do you think you're going?

Which means you walk like us, you talk like us...

While we're still alive?

Who would have thought it? He has this way with the beasts.

Who, me? No, come on, I'm way too muscular for their taste.

Why can't you follow the simplest orders?

Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods?

Why don't you just fly away?

Why is this so important to you all of a sudden?

Why read words when you can just kill the stuff

Why would you do that?!

Will win the honor of killing his first dragon

Will you please stop that?!

Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed!

With a little Hiccup flair thrown in. You think it'll do?

With you doing so well in the ring...

Wow. Thanks.

Wrong head.

Yeah, I don't really like eel much, either.

Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

Yeah, no kidding, right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. Position four.

Yeah!

Yeah! Go, baby!

Yeah! Show 'em how it's done.

Yeah! You're the Viking!

Yeah. Me, too.

Yeah. That sounds great.

Yeah. Yes. I can't wait. I am so...

Yes, it was. You've just never seen me from the left side.

Yes, that's it! Stop being all of you.

Yes, yes! I did it!

Yes, yes! I did it!

Yes.

You can only prepare him.

You can't even throw one of these!

You can't lift a hammer. You can't swing an axe.

You can't stop him, Stoick.

You could have killed the dragon from inside by crushing his heart.

You don't have to go up there.

You don't know what you're up against. It's like nothing you've ever seen.

You get your wish. Dragon training... you start in the morning.

You got it, bud.

You guys read. I'll go kill stuff.

You guys were busy. I had a very clear shot.

You have to give me a chance to explain.

You just gestured to all of me.

You just gestured to all of me.

You just scared him.

You know what I mean.

You know you'll have to kill...

You look like you work out.

You must feel horrible. You've lost everything:

You need to live and breathe this stuff. The dragon manual.

You ready?

You said "wouldn't".

You said "wouldn't".

You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes.

You think that did it?

You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.

You will learn to fight!

You, sir, are playing a dangerous game.

You'll get another chance, don't you worry.

You'll need something to help you hold on.

You'll need this.

You're all out.

You're crazy. I like that.

You're in my house.

You're many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them.

You're not my son.

You're not upset?

You're right. You're right. You're right.

You're thinking about this wrong.

You've done it, Hiccup! You get to kill the dragon!

You've made plenty of marks, all in the wrong places.

Your father, your tribe, your best friend.

Your job is to be quicker and lighter!

Your mom let you get a tattoo?

Your most important piece of equipment is your shield!

Your mother would have wanted you to have it. It's half of her breastplate.

Your only chance: Hide and pray it does not find you.

A doctor? Plus 5 speed?

A shield. Shields. Go!

and what it might be. Find the nest and take it.

And you know what happened? You got a headache.

Any Night Furies? None so far.

Come over here. Hurry!

Dad? We had a deal!

Deal? This conversation is very one sided.

Did I say nest? How did you find it?

Do not let them escape! Right!

Don't push me! I'll take your teeth out!

Don't worry! We got it covered! Yeah!

Fishlegs, break it down! OK.

Five? No, six!

Get to the ships! No! No!

He never listens. It runs in the family.

He showed up. He didn't get eaten.

Hey, let me drive! I'm ahead of you.

Hiccup! Be right back!

Hurry up! Fire!

I came looking for you. You did?

I couldn't. That's not an answer.

I don't want to fight dragons. It's time you learn to fight dragons.

I know, I know, but hypothetically... Hiccup!

I love this plan. I didn't...

I should really get to bed. Yes, good. OK, good talk.

I'll see you back at the house. Great. We should do this again.

I'm kind of late for... What?!

I'm on it! I'm on it first!

It's not the dragon I'm worried about. What are you going to do?

It's time, Hiccup. Can you not hear me?

Mild calibration issue... Hiccup!

Night Fury! Get down!

No one will miss that nuisance! We're throwing a party to celebrate!

No, I'm serious. So am I.

No, you don't. No, I do.

Probably something stupid. Good, but you've already done that.

rat eating, munge bucket! Wait, wait.

Smart, that one. I was a fool.

So I guess we'll share? Read it.

So, later. Not so fast.

Stop the fight. No!

The Deadly Nadder! Speed 8, armor 16.

The Terrible Terror. Attack 8, venom 12.

There was a chance I'd read it... But now...

To the ships! I'm with you!

Today's no good for me. I have to do my axe returns.

Troll! Butt elf!

Wait! What are you? Relax.

What? What?

What's going on? I don't know.

When I was a boy... Here we go.

Why didn't you? I don't know.

Would have been better for everyone. Yep. The rest of us would've done it.

You don't know that. I do, actually.

You go first. No, you go first.

You were? And believe me, it only gets better!

...about that dragon.

...and a whole smoked eel.

...and for the breast hat. I hope you like the hat.

...and...

...Astrid.

...I could get used to it.

...I have to talk to you, Dad.

...is everything around here.

...kill a dragon.

...leaving! We're leaving.

...let's talk...

...my father told me to bang my head against a rock and I did it.

...take the daytime off, right? Like a cat.

...teeth.

...tomorrow.

...we finally have something to talk about.

...we have...

...you need to stop all this.

...you think like us.

...you're dead!

"Excuse me, barmaid. You brought me the wrong offspring.