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After three months. You don't really live here.
Are you happy?
Come on, give me the rundown. Make me jealous!
Good afternoon, ladies.
Hello!
I lost all of my money and a lot of other people's money.
I need you to make me feel better.
I wish you came to visit because you were happy.
I'll tape everything up so he wont hurt himself.
If you want Teddy to have confidence in the water you need to have it too.
Is this too much?
It bled everywhere.
Like have a conversation because he's my husband.
Me neither.
Miss Jenn's Adult Beginners?
No it's undoubted, the children are the future.
Screw her! I'm not an Adult Beginner.
The only reason that you stick around is when you need something.
Waiting for that bar to open.
We're very confident, thank you.
What? You never seen a kid in a suitcase before?
You can basically take the last three years of my life
You can hear in my voice how pissed I am!
You think you got it all worked out now?
You wouldn't believe what happened here last Friday.
How long do you need to stay? 3 months.
I can help around the house. You want to watch Teddy?
I have to talk to Danny. Like ask him permission?
I need to stay here for a few months. Yeah, sure.
Kids! Yeah, they're the future.
They will be. We'll see.
This hooker hit a vein. Teddy, you wanna go to the park?
This is Teddy's nanny. I'm actually his uncle.
We'll see, but... No, they are.
Why are you holding onto me? I'm not comfortable here.