The Legend of Billie Jean (1985) Edit

ALIVE!

All right in front of your trailer then. Give me a call.

All right, girls, off you feet! Wake up!

And all them voting age.

And from all us jocks: Fair is fair!

And I don't buy this toy gun crap!

And that's all we want. Fair is fair.

And that's all we want. Fair is fair.

And the hiss of the snowflakes as they land all around you.

And then she splashed through fountain. And racked this man down the escalator.

And you can't hear anything but the wind.

Are you Billie Jean?

Are you happy? Are you satisfied now!

Are you listening, Billie Jean? There is 608 here. Get over here girl and pick it up.

Are you out of your mind! Keep going!

As for you Mr. Pyatt, you are so sleazy!

Better than new.

Billie Jean is the best! Fair is fair!

Billie Jean said I could come. Don't move!

Billie Jean, I don't feel so good.

Billie Jean, show us your gun.

Billie Jean, we'll do it just the way you want.

Billie Jean!

Billie Jean! She's here.

Billie Jean?

Billie Jean.

Billie jean. You're a very pretty girl. This Hubie was probably just trying to get your attention.

Binx! Stop!

Boy it's never a dull moment around here. You'll have to come back soon and see what happens next.

Boy... making too much noise. I'll settle this. Take a hike.

But C 101 has learned they have a good description of the assailants. An all points bulletin is already an effect.

But I can't take all this.

But I have to know if that boy is all right.

But I love miniature golf. Please can I stay with you?

But I want the $608 and I want Mr. Pyatt to give it to me.

But the minute I heard about it I knew the people would sit up there and listen.

But... they're out for the night.

Bye Bye!

Call me please.

Call the Judge! Day or night. She's out there somewhere.

Come on in Billie Jean. This is your day.

Come on, Binx?

Come on, Hubie, now it's not a toy!

Come on!

Come on. Let's go.

Coming to you LIVE! and direct from the scene of the shooting. Police have not yet made a statement, JJ.

Cops don't have to bargain with you. You don't have anything they want.

Dad!

Daddy, just remember, if you get somebody's ear in the mail it's mine.

Damnit.

Did Hubie Pyatt do this?

District attorney is here.

Doesn't look like a kidnapping. Looks like a party.

Don't get me wrong I'm real sorry about your son.

Don't you worry girls. We'll have plenty more where that came from.

Ease it down, ease it down.

Eat your supper.

Even if a kid did the shooting.

Everywhere.

Fair is fair at C 101.

Fair is Fair!

Fair is fair! We didn't start this. We didn't mean for this to happen, but we're not giving this up til you pay.

Far out.

Fault doesn't matter. It's what you end up with is what matters.

For trouble? Or to keep my mouth shut? Or maybe for a few minutes in your room upstairs How much is that worth to you, Mr. Pyatt? Tell us!

Get down! Those are real bullets!

Get her! Get her! Get her!

Get in! Well get in. What are you waiting for?

Get rid of it.

Get rid of that gun? Just let them go!

Get some water here!

Get some water!

Get up, dummy.

Get your hands off me!

Goddamn!

Goddamn. I think I blew this one.

Good Morning Corpus Christi! This is Jimmy J. Judge voice of the Texas Riviera.

Good morning, Corpus Christi! It's another sizzler coming up!

Green mountain state. Got leaves that turn colors and snow in the winter time.

Gross.

Hang on I see a spot!

Haven't wheezed once.

He better not hurt that bike. He better not even scratch it.

He gave this to you?

He owes it to us.

He pointed them out. Here.

He shot out the tire!

He'll see it when we go home.

He's dead.

He's got the gun, dad?

Hell you in law enforcement? Well Do something!

Hello ma!

Hello?

Hello? Anybody here?

Hello? Hello?

Here it goes.

Here pull it. Pull it.

Here you go! Souvenirs from the Billie Jean gang!

Here's your change.

Hey guys! Did you get it?

Hey let's go.

Hey let's take a vote. Majority rules.

Hey listen to this?

Hey look it's Billie Jean! Come on you guys.

Hey someone's here!

Hey, Billie Jean. Billie Jean, TV, we're on TV.

Hey, Binx how about a piece of tail?

Hey, Let's talk about something else. Let's talk about motor scooters.

Hey!

Hey! Leave it!

Hey.

Hold on, baby, hold on.

Holy christ.

Holy shit!

Hubie and the truth, have a natural way of not getting along together.

Hubie, go roll it up for him.

Hubie, that's for you. It's an estimate from the body shop.

Hubie!

Hubie? Hubie! Where are you, boy? I need your help.

I asked for your help. Remember?

I been thinking about that gun. I'm not sure it was real.

I believe she's the toughest thing that happened around here.

I bet there's food in there.

I can be serious, Billie Jean. I can't stay here without you. I'll just die.

I can learn to live with it.

I could use a steak.

I did.

I don't have the slightest idea what she wants to say. She can recite the Gettysburg Address for all I care.

I don't know what'll done if you were hurt.

I don't know what's gone on with you.

I don't see them behind bars yet. If there is going to be a man hunt, they better cover the whole state.

I don't think there is a father in this country who wouldn't have felt the same way.

I got a solution for you. A trade.

I got a teenager myself and no one has to tell me what this younger generation is all about.

I got shot! And you want me to pay for it?

I got the money right over here.

I know. Clean hot.

I lost two pints of blood. I want them in jail.

I love it. We're everywhere.

I mean their still going to have to give you the money. They'll just hunt you down and catch you.

I see her.

I see them. They got Mr. Pyatt with them. Got an envelope with those guys.

I think it was. I think this was a bunch of kids having a fine ol'time.

I thought I chased you away.

I thought it was awesome. Billie Jean went running up that escalator right there.

I thought you were grounded.

I want Lloyd home and safe. And you too.

I want to make a bargain with you, Billie Jean.

I want to tell you something Billie Jean called me cause you she was worry about you.

I want you to pick up the phone and call me and say, 'yes'. Y'here?

I want you to take it easy. You can stretch out in the back of the car.

I want you to turn yourselves in. To me.

I was beginning to think... I don't even know who I am anymore.

I wonder why, you've only had 12 Kit Kats.

I'd been thinking about what happened...

I'll believe you. No matter where you live.

I'll give you my word.

I'll meet you at noon tomorrow. At Oceanpark Mall near the fountain.

I'll run with you anyday, Billie Jean.

I'm a hungry outlaw. Where's breakfast?

I'm amazing.

I'm Billie Jean Davy. I want to set the record straight.

I'm Billie Jean Davy. I want to set the record straight...

I'm coming!

I'm getting my bike back.

I'm glad it happened.

I'm gonna get me a little bit more.

I'm not a liar, I'm not a thief, and neither is my brother.

I'm not paying a goddamn red cent to those little bastards!

I'm running for attorney general and he knows he can screw me.

I'm sick and tired of your mouth you, little slut! It's over!

If that's what you want I'll pay for it!

If you can hear my voice you are close enough to get here.

If you don't let me out I'm throwing up all over the front sit.

If your within the sound of my face I want to talk to you!

Is Binx using a real gun?

Is that a boy or a girl?

Is that absolutely necessary?

It was an accident. We never robbed anybody.

It's a girl. Joan of Arc.

It's a trick! You little faggot!

It's empty?

It's her brother! It's her brother! He's wearing a dress!

It's not her! It's not Billie Jean It's her brother!

IT'S OVER!

It's Raymome and Gloria. Quick. Take me. I'm yours.

It's the truth and he knows it.

Jesus Christ, you are her. Is that your gang or what? Don't bring them in here. I don't want any trouble.

Jimmy J Judge radio continues: What are you doing here? What your name, honey? Moranda.

Jimmy J Radio: And it's the C 101 Billie Jean hotline. Have you seen her?

Jimmy J Radio: It's Billie Jean Day at Derby Beach. You hear me people. At C 101 makes you apart of it.

Jimmy J Radio: Where are you Billie Jean? This is C 101, your station, waiting for your call.

Judge Radio continues: The whole world is listening. And the whole world is waiting.

Just crawl back under that rock. HAHAHA! I'm kidding, Dave. You always got a friend in court.

Just put this on my dad's bill, ok. That's us outside.

Just take this... for your trouble.

Just throw her out, dad!

Kenny going to be spending some time at his grandma's.

Late I hope.

Leave it, fart face!

Let go of me.

Let him see your eyes. You got pretty eyes.

Let's get some water before the whole place goes up!

Let's go to Vermont. We could live in the woods. Eat plants and leaves and stuff. Go hunting.

Let's go! No, man, Billie Jean!

Lieutenant I want road blocks, helicopters, and additional men assigned.

Lieutenant. We got her.

Listen you said it was cold. But this is ridiculous!

Listen, this is your idea be serious.

Look at this, looks what's been coming in.

Look, Hubie, I'm real sorry all right. He didn't mean nothing by it.

Love being touched by a man like you.'

Loved to go fast just like you. I'm relieved that darn bike is gone. Are you gon' eat those?

Means if you running for office you better damn well pay attention, because people want the filth cleaned away.

Mmm, taste good.

Mom, I don't know when we'll be coming home, but we love you. I know people are making up stories about us. Don't you believe them.

Moranda I love it!

Moranda, tell the Judge, what you think of this Billie Jean thing?

Move a little to your left.

Move back now!

My dad says you're going to end up dead.

My son and I don't get along real well.

No lying. No cheating. Fair is fair!

No stealing. We maybe the outlaws, but we're not the crooks.

No vote. I've decided.

No we don't steal.

No you getting this all mixed up. We start stealing cars who's going to care about a motor scooter?

No you're not!

No, no.

NO!

NO!

No. Don't!

Nobody moves. You let her go and give us the money.

Not critical!

Nothing makes sense. Everything's crazy now.

Now subject to a statewide man hunt. The mystery remains

Now wait. What are you talking about?

Now you have to tell me something.

Now you tell me where she is?

Now, Binx, don't you worry honey.

Oh don't tell me what I'm mad at!

Oh he looks nice.

Oh look at this...

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh you know my mother?

Oh, hi, Ophelia.

Oh, yes, sir. I guess I am.

Oh!

Ok, 10 4. Rodger over and out.

OK. If that's how you want it, then I'm not your hostage any more.

Ok. Let it down.

Okay! I'm ready!

Only 10.

Ooo wee! Right in his face!

OPHELIA: AHH!

Ophelia: Oh my god.

Parents, educators, businessmen it's John Q public.

Please mom never let's me buy anything.

Pretty girl isn't she, Mr. Pyatt?

Put down those weapons. Open the bolts and give me the clips.

Putter, don't. Putter!

Putter, what are you doing?

Putter, you can do us more good back home. Can be my eyes and ears.

Putter.

Radio DJ: Listen to Billie Jean! C'mon down to the C 101 in beautiful Corpus Christi and collect yourself on a brand new Yamaha courtesy of Douglas Motorcycles on North Avenue.

Remember Joan of Arc? Why did this have to happen?

RUN! There they are!

Saint Joan.

She always talks like that.

She doesn't want you to get hurt.

She dressed up as a man all the French followed her to fight the English.

She nervous so she has to pee.

She started to hear voices. 'Stop being a peasant, be a soldier. France needs you. Truth. Justice.'

She's live and in person. Come on down and tell it to the Judge!

She's on the air!

Shut up, Hubie.

Simmer down, Lieutenant.

So how come you didn't say anything?

Someone's got to help, Kenny. He's in a lot of trouble.

Sorry about what happened, Mr Muldaur.

Sorry that is him.

Spent all that money and now here you are brokenhearted.

Suppose their fooling us?

Sure it is. That's why you have to be crazier than they are.

Sure like to see that scooter fixed.

Surprised? You know how I found you? Billie Jean called me.

Tell me, young man, What happened here today?

Thank you Ed Saunders. Back to you on the hour. Before then if any other news breaks.

Thanks Ophelia. I'll call you.

That guy was a policeman. Thought this gun was real he'd really killed you.

That picture is $10 dollars. I'll sell it to you as is. If you wait for a frame it'll be $12.50.

That's cause we're standing up.

That's from all over the country.

That's from the yearbook! She took the best picture in the class.

That's great. I'll make all the arrangements.

That's right. It's been pouring in from all over the state.

That's what this is all about.

The C 101's Billie Jean Scooter Fund. You stay out there long enough, you'll have enough to buy your brother ten scooters. HA!

The French burned her ...

The ground. The sky. Even the air.

Then they have to negotiate. I'm your guarantee.

Then we'll steal it. We're outlaws!

There they are!

These kids are smart. Got the wire service interested. Got the networks interested.

They got pancakes in Vermont. Real maple syrup from a tree.

They say, 'Some like it hot' well some of you are going to burn today.

They want to see us dead.

They want to see you get that money.

This could be your lucky day.

This guy grabbed her by her backpack and she turned around and kicked him right in the nuts.

This is Jimmy J. Judge, voice of the Texas Riviera.

This is no damn good. Half of these sightings are simultaneous.

This one.

Those kids are dangerous. You remember that.

Those kids are the ones that are crazy. I need insurance and your cooperation, Lieutenant.

Through the gates!

Tina from Tyler. You're terrfic. Talk to me Tina.

TV Reporter: ...Nothing in her background suggests violent and unlawful streak exhibited in this peaceful and attractive young woman.

Victim: ...Yeah, sure they had guns that's how they got me tied up.

Wake up, sleeping beauty.

We can't afford all that.

We did not.

We don't have enough gas to get out of Corpus.

We going to put them where they belong, Al. You don't have worry about that.

We got to end this kids, y'here. We got to end this now.

We got to go to the police.

We got to have wheels.

We have to act on the bases on the worse possible case. Anything else I'd be advocating my responsibilities.

We live in Breeze Haven.

We'd like to buy it.

We'll, um, drag in the fucker.

We're rich! We are so rich!

Well don't keep that cash here in the register. Come on up.

Well not this time. From now on we're doing this our way.

Well she's still up. Am be grounded til I'm 35 years old.

Well there you have a woman's perspective.

Well these men were chasing the girl right over here.

Well, I think it's best to wait a day or two before I complicate things.

Well, I'll tell you what I do. Here's my card. If that Honda isn't back on your lawn in two days you'll give me

What about our lessons?

What about that gun they pulled on you? Fun and games?

What are they doing here?

What are they going to do about these kids Walk into a store and gun a man down?

What are you doing? You're crazy!

What did he do? Can I come, Billie Jean? I just love police stations.

What did I ya.

What difference does it? The whole thing was an accident.

What in the hell are you doing?

What kind was it?

What really went on in your store, Mr. Pyatt?

What we do leave and I.O.U. for a car?

What you all standing here for?

What you do that for?

What you standing here for? What you looking at? Get some help here!

What? Oh.

What? You going to turn them in?

What's such a great idea?

What's with them?

When a riot starts I hope you can run pretty fast.

When can I get a diaphragm?

Where have you been? You go to that room and shut that door.

WHERE IS SHE!

Whew.

Who gave you this?

Who paid, Mr. Pyatt? Was it you?

WHO PAID!

Why didn't you stay in the car!

Why don't we go to Vermont? They'll never find us there!

Why you doing this?

Will you shut up, dork!

Wish me luck.

With your little smile. Your little teeth.

Woah, hey, slow down, Hubie.

Woo! Woohoo! Yeah! Hey look at her!

Would you hold it, you idiot! I'm not in the car.

Wouldn't hurt.

Wow.

Yeah just me... and my dad. He's in Dallas. Then it's Raymone, Gloria who work for us.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, well, I see her in the store. She's a good looking woman, your momma.

Yeah!

Yep, sounds like Hubie.

Yes Sir, that'll be me. Hubie Pyatt.

Yes sir.

You are absolutely right! What a great idea.

You can keep your money. Go buy somebody else.

You can't. Not now. Everybody knows about you.

You crazy bitch!

You damn right. Maybe I can make a little something out of this.

You didn't have to hit me.

You don't know my brother. That scooter is his whole life.

You Donna Davy's little girl are you?

You dumb son of a bitch!

You giving me the money. Now?

You got it bud.

You got no business with me.

You guys are really boring.

You guys be careful, ok?

You heard what he said; he said it wasn't loaded. I didn't mean to shoot him!

You keep quiet, Binx. It's wonderful!

You kidding me?

You knew damn well what you were doing.

You know lotta folks wouldn't pay this bill.

You listening, Binx? I'll have that scooter fixed up better than new.

You listening?

You live here?

You look a bit under the weather. Why don't you get some fresh air? It'll do some good.

You made a mistake. The cops aren't going to help you.

You mean come in and buy.

You pig. You don't even know what a pig you are.

You said, 'I was going to love it.

YOU STAY PUT!

You still want the money? That what you came here for? Why didn't you say so? Why didn't you say so?

You think I'll keep a loaded gun in the cash register.

You think it's just the money you're wrong.

You think this is all a game. Your money let's you get away with anything.

You think this one will be different, Billie Jean?

You think you can do anything you want and lie about it and we just have to take it! Because what are we a bunch of kids.

You think you made a deal?

You thirsty? I got some sodas out back.

You want one, Lieutenant? I'll give you one.

You won't pay her. But you'll sell her picture.

You would've loved it Missy.

You'll see. They'll give us play money.

You're name wouldn't Hubie, would it?

You're not fooling anymore.

You're right it's over with.

You're the one the blame. You're the one going around thinking you're so damn hot.

Your sister is going to answer them and send copies to all the TV stations. Am I right?

Your son, Hubie, trashed my brother's scooter and that's what it will cost to get it fixed.

$8.50. $16.50.

And then... Then what?

And we're going to turn ourselves in. That's great. You're a wise girl Billie Jean.

Are those uppers or downers? For asthma. You want one.

Are you Billie Jean? No. No, not me. Isn't that you?

Bastards! They're all bunch of liars. I told you.

Beats me don't look at them.

Billie Jean! She didn't get the money I knew it.

Billie Jean! Billie Jean! Looking for me. HA! You are going to get it.

Billie Jean. I was so scared I wouldn't find you.

Billie Jean...you look... Famous.

But it's pouring. I'll be fine.

But they can't touch you down there. I have to find my brother.

Come on in. Water. All right!

Come on. Watch your hands!

Dad! Jesus. Oh my god. I'm getting out of here.

Did she do this to you? She's lying, dad!

Did you guys rob that liquor store in Galveston? Yeah that was us.

Did you hear that? A Yamaha? Are you serious?

Did you see that guy freeze? I had the drop on him. Beat your butt!

Did you see that guy? Come on! Move it!

Don't even touch him. I'm calling the police. Come on.

Far out! I'm coming! Forget it. This is serious.

Far out. That's what I call making an impression.

For what? For my brother's scooter.

For your boy.

Get the keys to the car! We gonna go! How far my dad needs it.

Get your hand of that! Off what? Your sister or your fagmobile?

Get your hands off it! No. It's mine!

Get your things. We're leaving.

Great now we're thieves. Probably took it himself.

He killed him. He said it wasn't loaded.

He never negotiates. He's worried about you.

He won't bring it back. Not Hubie Pyatt. Yes he will. He's just getting even.

He's worth $10,000. From your dad?

Hello everybody! Binx? Binx? You're in the way.

Hello this is Lloyd. How are you doing, son?

Hello who this! Eleanor.

Hello who's this? This is Dave and I think she's hot! Give her the money man!

Hello who's this? Tina.

Hey guys wait here. It won't take very long. I'm coming with you.

Hey who is he? He lives here? What's your name?

Hey, you know you'll be interviewed on the radio? What about TV?

Hi. Hi!

How do you know? Cause he's a fucker that's how I know.

How much you make a year, Lieutenant? Enough.

Hurry! I don't want to be late! Why is it always so hot?

I almost choked. Who told you going around scaring people?

I can do that without you. Then do it.

I do. For sure?

I do. You like anything that's on the TV.

I got friends waiting outside. Can I please have the money, Mr. Pyatt? Sure.

I love you Jimmy J! Well That makes two of us, Eleanor.

I'll drive you anywhere you want. That'll be great.

I'll give you $5 bucks for it. We got $7.

I'm a cop, Mr. Muldaur. You're a politician! And you're not running for office here.

I'm doing this for you. You running away from home.

I'm scared. Keep that door open.

I'm so glad to see you. That's not crazy.

I'm sorry I got mad at you. Everyone gets mad at me.

If it's not a real kidnapping We don't know that, for sure. Do we?

Is that picture in the window for sell? No! Why?

It don't taste like chicken. When you're rich food isn't suppose to taste like what it is.

It's a real shame what happened. Just got out of hand is all. Who paid for the scooter?

It's all right. I'll drive her back with me. No way!

It's me again. Was that enough? That was perfect.

Josh, Jennifer, come on. Please?

Knew you come here. Now you can take over.

Liar! She wouldn't do that. She did it.

Like when you buy a car? That's warranty.

Line 3, you're on the air. This Dave. Where can I get some shade man? Sun is too much!

Line 4, you're on the air. Me and my girlfriend are cutting our hair off just like you, Billie Jean. Fair is fair.

Lloyd, you make videotapes? All the time.

Lloyd. He knows who we are.

Look at that one. God! I bet it looks cool in there.

Look at those tits. I think they're gross.

Looks like we got a difference of opinion, don't we? Don't believe her, dad, she's from the trailers.

Love it! So far out!

Lt. Ringwald? Now what? We got a hostage.

Making us a down payment on a house. $10000 dollars. You can't shoot them!

Maybe she thought it was symbolic. Symbolic. Oh shit.

Move it. I'll write a note to mom. Where's your money? Up in my closet!

Never gets hot? How many times you have to hear this? It gets hot but not like this.

No, put the gun down, Binx. What he do to you, Billie Jean?

No. No. Stop! I'm going to give you $50 dollars today and everytime you come back...

No...NO! Woah, woah, relax. It's too hot to get excited.

Oh Binx! I'm all right.

Oh my God, Putter, its happened. It's about time.

Oh my god, Putter, your bleeding.

Oh that's him. Where's my pumps? What time you coming home?

Oh yeah! What's that got to do with it? She'll say anything!

Oh, come on, Mr. Pyatt. You had ol' Hubie with his paws sticking straight up there.

Really? Which one looks best?

She gave her word. I bet she's already here.

She's been shot. No I haven't. But there's blood.

Son put down that gun. There's no one here to hurt you. Binx get in!

Stop Binx! You hear me? Just stop it!

Stop the car. What for?

Sure. Live and direct. Really!

Take over what? Guarding the hostage.

That's a lie. Let go of me. Get on the phone, Hubie!

That's cause you don't have any. Why carry them? You think I want to look like that.

The alligators. Well I can handle alligators.

The bastard. Don't worry we'll get it back.

The kid got the drop on you with a toy gun? Yes sir. I believe he did.

The police station. Now hurry up! Where's Binx? Did he get in trouble?

There is a reason. What is it? I don't know.

There you go. $50? We're gonna have a little arrangement...

They'll never believe you. It was an accident!

This is supper? All we had left was 78 cent.

Wait til my dad sees this. Who says your dad is going to see it?

Want to be a star? You're weird. You're Billie Jean.

We were on TV! You should had seen it! We on the news.

We'll get it later let's just get out of here. You're not going anywhere! Get on the phone, Hubie.

We'll just get you into trouble. Who cares.

What about copies? As many as you want.

What about that school in Laredo? Did you burn it down? No way, guy. We don't do schools.

What are you doing here? Hey buddy this my beach! And I want all these people out of here.

What are you doing? I need gas. My dad checks the gage everytime he comes home.

What do you think about this Billie Jean? She's a rebel.

What the hell is going on here? Hey, let go of my sister.

What were you going to teach me, Mr. Pyatt? You lying piece of trash!

What's this? I think it's chicken.

Where you calling from, Tina? Tyler.

Where you think you're going? With you.

Where's the scooter? I don't know they were hunting a new mirror.

Where's your bathroom? It's upstairs.

Who paid? What?

Who the hell are you? I'm Billie Jean.

Why don't you crawl back into the woodwork? Why don't you do your job?

Woah. Wait up! Tapes are not going to be enough. What do you mean?

Yes sir. I appreciate your concern.

You better check it out first. Why? I'm hot.

You can't afford $608 dollars. That's my business, Mr.Pyatt.

You can't just take it! Hey, look at what I found.

You couldn't have came at a better time. For what?

You get vanilla? No. They ran out of it.

You know what I mean: It pays, you go. NO!

You not mad at me, you mad at yourself what you did to the girls. Hurry up and get in!

You put that gun down, boy. You do as I say. You get the money?

You see this girl on tv? Me and half the country.

You should we try to clear them out? Nah this is what she wants.

You sure it's the money? I'm going to find out right now.

You think he's cute? She thought Hubie Pyatt was cute. Let's go!

You think this is pretty funny. Mr. Muldaur ... you want to tell all these kids to go home that's fine by me.

You want to go Mexico? No I can't.

You're father is the district attorney? Temporarily. Plans to be attorney general.

You're sweet. But weird.

Your son busted the boy's motor scooter. I'll let them sue me from the penitentiary.

Your word against my son's. Well I'm telling you the truth.

...And reportedly robbed a truck stop on the boarded community of Juliet.

'I was crying through the frost. Blessed church bells, send my voices to me on the wind.'

'No negotiations.' What a hard ass.

'Pay as you go. Earn as you learn.'

'The victim was taken to Shoreline Hospital. Where his condition was listed as good.' Did you hear that? Good, Not fair!

"The layaway plan."

(bullet enters window)

(car door slams)

(Car horn in background)

(car horn outside)

(Cheering in background)

(Door slams shut)

(engine starts up)

(glass breaking in home)

(Hooting and howling)

(Loud applause and cheering)

(Phone hangs up)

(Putter gets smacked) Ow!

(Wolf and ghost noises carries through house)

[Pat Benatar's 'Invincible' outro music]

[Pat Benatar's 'Invincible' song plays]

$608 dollars. That includes: parts, labor, paint, and tax.

$608 for the scooter your son trashed. That's what you owe and we're not turning ourselves in til we get it.