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Beetlejuice (1988)

Beetlejuice (1988)

Beetlejuice is a cult classic movie released in 1988, directed by the renowned Tim Burton. The film follows the eccentric Maitland couple (played by Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis) who die in a car accident and find themselves trapped in their own home as ghosts. In an attempt to scare away the new owners, they summon a mischievous spirit named Beetlejuice (played by Michael Keaton). Hilarity and chaos ensue as Beetlejuice wreaks havoc on both the living and the dead. Immerse yourself in the sounds of this darkly comedic fantasy with the option to play and download them here.

A little gasoline. Blowtorch. No problem.
A room for ghosts that have been exorcised.
A very sophisticated pair. They even appear in sheets.
Adam, I can't go through with it. I like that little girl.
Adam, is this what happens when you die?
Adam, you have a photo of Bigfoot.
Adam!
After my stint with the Living Theater...
Ah, no feet.
All new arrivals, report to waiting room number eight.
All new arrivals, report to waiting room number eight.
All our furniture's gone.
All right, Charles. It's just that I am kind of busy here.
All right.
An amusement park. I'll do a presentation. Lydia will bring the ghosts.
And bring Sarah.
And D Con is on its knees to sponsor the insect zoo...
And do you, Lydia, take this man...
And the math test?
And the moaning is important. Really moan!
And there's that.
And this used to be your house.
And you can visit us anytime you want.
And you let Otho take the handbook!
Any minute now they'll come running out of that door screaming.
Any minute now.
Are they here yet?
Are we halfway to heaven or halfway to hell?
Are you available?
Are you Night of the Living Dead under there?
Are you the guys hiding in the attic?
At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved.
Attention, K Mart shoppers:
Bad roof. Good parking.
Barb, honey...
Barbara!
Barbara?
Beetle breakfast?
Beetle drink?
Beetle juice?
Beetle.
Beetle...
Beetlejuice.
Being dead doesn't make things any easier.
Being embarrassed in front of the few people who will set foot in here scares me.
Besides, I'm not exposing that little girl to that pervert.
Besides, we could try again on this vacation.
Betelgeu...
Betelgeuse!
Betelgeuse.
Birdies!
Boy, this place just gets weirder and weirder.
Breakfast? Orange? Orange beetle?
Bring the little partners. We've got plenty of snakes for them to play with.
But I must express myself. If I can't gut this house and make it my own...
But I strongly suggest...
But it's too late. We have to go through with this.
But not until I've seen real proof.
But rather than have you make another mistake, I'll tell you.
But these people!
But to do that you've got to say my name three times.
But we have pictures, Lydia.
But why don't you just leave this room alone, okay?
Cabin fever?
Called the caterer. He's got a great band.
Can we stop this?
Can you be scary?
Can you give me the basics?
Careful! That's my sculpture.
Charles, we're here to see some ghosts.
Charles, why didn't you tell us about this before?
Charles, you're lucky the yuppies are buying condos...
Claimed he could get rid of the living. Got into more trouble.
Coach, where's the men's room?
Come a little closer. Step right up! Test your strength.
Come and see.
Come on down and see it.
Come on, we're simpatico. Look at us. We shop at the same store.
Come on!
Come on! If they are in here, I don't want to scare them away.
Come on! Just say it!
Come on! Whoa! Stop it!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Hey, come here.
Come up for a while. We'll talk inside. Come on.
Come with me to the store.
Cut it out! I'm a child, for God's sakes.
Dad, don't.
Dad?
Dad's found a way of making money while I relax, so would you scram?
Damn sandworms. Thirteen percent, huh?
Dead, dead, deadski.
Delia Deetz, welcome home.
Delia says you can wear any sheets you want.
Delia, lighten up.
Delia, you are a flake. You have always been a flake.
Deliver me from L.L. Bean.
Did you get the paints?
Do what you know. Use your talents. Practice.
Do you know where that's going? Did anyone tell you where...
Do you remember how we got back up here?
Do you think I want to die like this?
Do you want to spend the next 125 years having breakfast with this woman?
Do you, Betel...
Don't bait your mother.
Don't even say his name. You don't want his help.
Don't go yet.
Don't mind her. She's still upset that somebody dropped a house on her sister.
Don't worry. I locked the door.
Don't you dare speak to others about me!
Drive carefully!
Every time she says that, the paint peels...
Everything goes, along with whatever's in the attic.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Here we go.
Fabulous! Otho Fenlock's "Locked Door Ghosts!"
First the house. Otho and I have great plans.
First word, two syllables.
Five.
From a man in New York City who only saw a photograph.
Funeral!
Get in here, both of you!
Get it!
Get to be real pals. You know what I'm saying?
Ghosts!
Give or take a year.
Go ahead, Barbara, say it.
Go ahead, make my millennium.
Go ahead!
Go clean house and don't forget the photographs and the handbook.
Go on, get downstairs! Men's room!
God, how can he stand that woman?
God, this book is so stupid! I can't understand anything in it.
God! You guys really are dead.
Good idea.
Good morning, Adam.
Good thing. I've got to do a photo shoot for G.Q. In an hour and a half.
Got it. Now, two.
Great choice! We spend the next century hanging out a window or doing tricks.
Happy vacation, honey.
Haunted houses aren't easy to come by.
Have they gone for good?
Having trouble with the living? Tired of having your home violated?
He said if I let him out he would take me to the other side to find you.
He says to me, "Just trim it a little."
He wants to bring the wife and family here for some peace and quiet.
He was my assistant.
He's got hair down to his goddamn shoulders.
He's the genius who gave us the talking Marcel Marceau statue.
Helen got it for me in Oslo.
Hell! I'll possess myself if I gotta!
Hello?
Help!
Here it is. "In case of emergency, draw a door."
Here it is. Here you go.
Here we go. Ready?
Here's my problem.
Hey, guy.
Hey, hermano.
Hey! You've got to work with me here.
Hi. How are you?
Hi. How are you?
Hmm, nice building.
Home! Home! Home!
Home.
Hope you like Italian.
How can you see us and nobody else can?
How did you do that?
How did you guess?
How do I look? There are no mirrors on this side.
How do we contact you...
How do you get them so small?
How was the science test?
Hungry?
Hydrated chromic oxide.
I always said if I ever did it, I was gonna do it only once.
I beg your pardon!
I believe he's been sleazing around your cemetery lately.
I better find a job. Let's see. Business section.
I can teach you something here. Take the upper hand in all situations...
I can't believe they didn't tell us.
I can't bring the ghosts. They're not here.
I can't clean anything properly.
I can't tell you.
I cannot watch this.
I could live here.
I could start sculpting again. I'm only truly happy when I'm sculpting.
I didn't mean anything. But this house is too big.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't want to bring it up.
I don't care what it takes.
I don't care. I've changed my mind. We can scare them off ourselves... tonight.
I don't know what her problem is.
I don't know where it came from. Look at the publisher.
I don't know. Got a "C" on the science test.
I don't know. It's a big decision.
I don't mean "my" as in "I bought it." I mean I made it.
I don't see anything about heaven or hell.
I don't think it's any of Jane's business.
I don't think we have much to worry about anymore.
I don't think we survived that crash.
I don't want to do business with you deadbeats anyway, thank you.
I evaluate individual cases and determine...
I forgot to lock the attic door.
I get out. You get the most eligible bachelor since Valentino.
I got an "A."
I got something good for you. Come on over.
I hate this.
I have a feeling things are going to be better from now on.
I have an idea.
I have lost money on her work for years.
I have never been so embarrassed.
I have to be there in person.
I heard you allowed yourselves to be photographed.
I hope it wasn't yet another of your dreary suicide attempts.
I just want to see them.
I just want you two to know you're welcome in our house...
I know as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design.
I know what you two are up to and you're not going to get away with it!
I myself am strange and unusual.
I noticed that, too. It's like a giant ant farm.
I read through that Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
I saw some ghosts.
I should remind you that I'm Delia's agent.
I think they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared.
I think they've had enough exercise for tonight.
I think we scared them away, so let's leave them alone, all right?
I think we're in the model.
I told them "no way." I said it was against my religion. I got a "C."
I told them you were too mean to be afraid.
I understand. In order to do that, I'll have to get to know you.
I want out for good. To do that, I've gotta get married.
I want to be with Lydia.
I want to get in.
I want to make sure it's not some silly parlor trick.
I want to talk to Barbara.
I was telling Barbara about this offer on the house...
I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax.
I wish I had a better view of the cemetery from here.
I won't do 'em.
I wonder what this could be.
I wonder where an everyday Joe like myself...
I would rather talk about...
I'd almost given up on you. I was about to leave.
I'll be needing something personal of theirs.
I'll get her.
I'll go first.
I'll make some coffee and you get wood for the fire.
I'll scare 'em real bad. I'll do anything to get your business.
I'm back. I feel real good about myself. You know what I mean? So...
I'm feeling a little anxious, if you know what I mean.
I'm going back to that bridge and retrace our steps.
I'm happy here. Those people in New York don't know what they're missing.
I'm here to relax and clip coupons, and, damn it, I mean to do it.
I'm here with you. I'll live with you in this hellhole.
I'm just doing my job! I thought we had a deal.
I'm just trying to cut a deal. What do you want me to do?
I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind.
I'm not fond of Charles, but you could've killed him.
I'm not scared of sheets. Are you gross under there?
I'm not sure this is the right environment for Lydia.
I'm not your coach. He survived.
I'm so glad we're spending our vacation at home.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I'm trying to cut down myself.
I've been reading that book and there's a word for people in our situation.
I've got a card here somewhere. Here. Who do I have to kill?
I've got friends on the outside I said I'd meet.
I've got it, honey.
I've got to go to shopping centers for openings, sign autographs, that shit.
I've got to go.
I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times...
If anything happened here, I shall handle it.
If I had seen a ghost at your age, I would have been scared out of my wits.
If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have had my little accident.
If I tell you, you'll tell your friends, they'll call me all the time.
If you are real ghosts, you better get another routine because those sheets...
If you could get me out, over there, maybe we could talk.
If you insist on frightening people, do it with your sculpture.
In fact, no one dining here has not been in Vanity Fair except you.
In heaven there wouldn't be dust on everything.
In the afterlife, they become civil servants.
In the book, rule number two: "The living usually won't see the dead."
In the meantime, the dowry's on me, Dad.
Is the rest of the house as bad as this?
Is this a punishment?
It makes me want to kiss you guys! Come on, give me one.
It makes my life hell, okay? A living hell.
It says, "Live people ignore the strange and unusual."
It was gross. They wanted me to dissect a frog.
It was like being in an amusement park.
It was you, wasn't it? The snake.
It's about time!
It's all in the handbook.
It's all very personal. I'll tell you something.
It's bad luck.
It's beautiful! You picked me. You didn't have to, but you picked me.
It's been about 600 years.
It's creepy.
It's him. Betelgeuse.
It's Jane.
It's me, Lydia.
It's okay. You know why?
It's Otho.
It's perfect.
It's show time.
It's the whole damn town.
It's too late, Charles. I'm sorry.
It's useless to pull off your heads in front of people who can't see you.
It's your turn, honey.
Jane says we should sell the house to someone with a family.
Jane, don't send people photos of our house.
Jane, up here. Jane!
Jane.
Keep moving.
Kids, what do I have to do to strike a deal with you two?
Kids! You know, I love them!
Let me get something straight.
Let's do them a favor.
Let's get down to business.
Let's get one thing straight.
Let's get this show on the road.
Let's roll!
Let's watch them scatter.
Like all bloody veins and pus?
Listen to her on this. This is something we know a lot about.
Listen. Enough of this talk about visiting, okay? I gotta go.
Look at that kitchen. You'll finally be able to cook a decent meal.
Look at that.
Look at this place! Everything's different.
Look behind you!
Look, an indoor outhouse.
Look!
Look! You've been to Saturn. I've been to Saturn!
Look.
Look.
Lydia, favor us about your ghosts.
Lydia, I am giving a dinner party tonight for seven people.
Lydia, is Connecticut so boring? I had Maxie Dean on the phone.
Lydia's trying, but they don't believe her.
Maitland. Party of two.
Manchurian tung oil! Where did you get this?
Maxie, haven't I always made you money? That's the only real question.
May we continue with the ceremony?
May your buildings go condo.
Maybe they'll leave now. That snake was a nasty customer.
Maybe this is heaven.
Maybe this was a bad idea.
Maybe we should take things extra slow.
Maybe we should try that Beetle guy.
Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can't.
Mom, let's just go.
Mr. And Mrs. Maitland?
Museum of Natural Greed!
My agent, Bernard, is bringing a woman who writes for Art in America.
My father bought this place. He never walks away from equity.
My God, that was close!
My God!
My photo of Bigfoot is a different story.
My whole life is a darkroom.
My wife and I have some questions.
Never trust the living!
Nice fucking model!
Nice work.
No ghosts here.
No, don't say it!
No, I mean they're gone. Split. Out of here. Afterlife kids.
No, Lydia, we're dead.
No, we don't. Can't we rebel?
No, you don't. He does not work well with others.
No! I am sick of that subject.
No.
No.
No. We just want to get some people out of our house.
Nobody made me money like you. You were a demon until your nerves went.
Normally, chicks...
Not bad. Not bad.
Not me. Them.
Not so fast, Round Boy. We're gonna have some laughs.
Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy!
Nothing. The "bio exorcist." I don't get it.
Now it's time to have a stretch...
Now what do you think? You think I'm qualified?
Now you.
Now, let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
Of course they're dead. They're ghosts.
Of course you are.
Of course! You remember.
Oh, Adam, that guy's in our cemetery.
Oh, Adam, what is this?
Oh, boy! You guys are really spooksters, aren't you?
Oh, God!
Oh, no!
Oh, we forgot our handbook.
Oh! I know what you're asking me. Can I be scary?
Okay.
One big dark room.
Open this door, Dead People, or we'll bust it down...
Other than that, it's perfect. Just perfect.
Otho, are you doing this?
Otho, can you do it?
Otho, get Maxie on the phone. We've really got something here.
Otho, why don't you come in the front door?
Ozzie and Harriet.
Paranormal? Is that what they're calling your kind these days?
Pardon me. Did you do that?
People will pay big money for this.
Perfect start to our vacation.
Peterson party, please report to door number nine.
Poor devils.
Possession! Learn to throw your voice. Fool your friends. Fun at parties.
Probably committed suicide up there.
Pumpkin, sweetheart...
Put that down!
Putz.
Really? What are you saying?
Really. They said they'd come back and we could all live here...
Remember, I'm schooled in chemistry. I was a hair analyst.
Right!
Save that guy for later.
Say it once, say it twice, third time's a charm. And remember...
Scram!
She can't see you, right?
She has a tendency to overreact.
She meant nothing to me. Nothing at all!
She'll have him sprint up here in his helicopter...
She's a little nervous. Maybe I should answer for her.
She's got photos.
She's right. We just keep this simple. We can do this.
Sick. Sexual perversion.
So could you help me get out of here?
So let's play family just for tonight.
So, can I?
So?
So?
Sorry. Didn't see you sitting there.
Sounds like Lydia got an "A" on the math test.
Stop it!
Stop! Stop!
Straight back.
Sure, go ahead. Shoot.
Sure, I can help them. But you've got to help me.
Sure.
Tell me what you do and I'll tell you why my husband will fire you.
Tell them we are horrible...
Ten minutes. I'm already perfectly at ease.
Thank you! Whew!
Thank you.
That fire wasn't burning when we left.
That is what happens when he dies. And that is what happens when they die.
That's a big fella! Whoa!
That's a skeleton key that will open any door. Give that to your father.
That's a very good idea. That'll be very time consuming.
That's cute, Delia.
That's death for the dead.
That's right.
That's right. Complete vacation.
That's the Lost Souls' Room.
That's what we're looking for.
The Deetzes.
The Enquirer is offering $50,000 for proof of life after death.
The furniture truck is coming. We must decide what goes and what stays.
The intermediate interface chapter on haunting says it all.
The Maitlands are taken care of. Everything seems to be back to normal.
The man next to me is the one I want. You asked me.
The only way he can be brought back...
The people don't know the value of their property. I can buy the whole town.
The wedding clothes.
The words:
Then by the authority vested in me...
Then go do it quietly, dear, and let Otho and me think.
Then we own a whole town in the middle of nowhere.
There goes Elvis! Yo, King!
There's absolutely no organic flow through.
There's enough here to do the whole table and the bureau.
There's that.
These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules.
These ghosts are nice people.
They do whatever they want. Take us up there right now.
They want you to come downstairs.
They're already dead. They can't feel a thing.
They're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.
They're ghosts. They can do what they want.
They're not here... anymore.
They're not open to the experience.
They're sorry they didn't kill you.
They're still here. They're just hiding out.
They've been after me for months. Some kind of underwear deal.
Things seem quiet here.
Think of it as a marriage of inconvenience. We both get something.
Think of them as death shrouds.
This book isn't arranged that way. What do you want to know?
This could all work out.
This house is too big for you. It ought to be for a couple with kids.
This is amazing.
This is going to take some time.
This is it, Charles. You can get Maxie Dean up here now.
This is not working out.
This is our first meal in this house, so let's try to make it a pleasant one.
This is so corny. Is this what we've been reduced to? Sheets?
This is what happens when you die.
This might be a good look for me.
This reads like stereo instructions.
This was not a hallucination. This was real.
Those pictures are of ghosts.
Three months.
To scare them.
Today I'm $260,000!
Tore your faces off.
Turn around.
Two words.
Wait a minute.
Want to get rid of them pesky living critters?
We all experienced a super powerful paranormal experience and it was real.
We are leaving now.
We can do this stuff on our own.
We can turn this place into the world's leading supernatural research center.
We can't lose!
We cannot have a routine haunting like yours...
We could become The Summer Art Center of New York.
We did it!
We have to get out of here.
We just have to pray the other closets are bigger than this one.
We might.
We need some help. I read something in this book about emergencies.
We probably wouldn't mind sharing the house with people who were...
We should keep it the way it is.
We want to get rid of the people here. We worked hard on this house.
We'll have a little bite, something to nosh.
We'll have to rip out all the plumbing.
We're dealing with negative entertainment potential.
We're dealing with Tracy and Hepburn.
We're ghosts!
We're gonna need witnesses. Would you?
We're here to enjoy the country setting, not to trash the place!
We're here to enjoy the country setting, not to trash the place!
We're home!
We're leaving now. You can go about your business.
We're like peas in a pod.
We're not completely helpless.
We're not sure we want our secret out. Everyone will want them for parties.
We're practicing.
We're trapped in this house with those people.
We've come for your daughter, Chuck.
We've decided we're going to invite you and your family to stay.
We've got Ed Cornwell to head the wax museum...
We've got the Maitlands.
We've got them where we want them.
We've got to get closer. Move in with you for a while.
We've got to get some help. We've got to contact Betelmeyer or something.
Well, come on down and see me, the afterlife's leading bio exorcist.
Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of Harvard Business School.
Well, looks like I'm next.
Well, this looks really good.
Well, what have we got here tonight, kids?
Well?
Well...
Wham!
What about that guy in the flyer, Betel...
What am I worried about? You can't even change a tire.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Stop it. You're messing up my hair.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do? Viciously rearrange their environment?
What are your qualifications?
What did you expect? You're dead!
What do you mean, better?
What do you think of this?
What does that have to do with anything?
What happened?
What if this is a dream? Can you do any tricks to prove I'm not dreaming?
What is the point of my coming here if you people won't let me relax?
What money? Don't you believe in my work?
What the hell are you doing?
What type of motivation do you require?
What you did with the place is wonderful.
What's the good of being a ghost if you can't frighten people away?
What's this?
What's your name?
When we get settled, we'll build you a darkroom in the basement.
When?
Where are they?
Where are you?
Where are you? Help them, please.
Where is he? What do we do?
Where'd you go? Hey, where'd you go?
Where's the fourth sculpture?
Who are we kidding? You've never had a bad idea.
Whoa. Sandworms.
Why are you doing this to me? This is my art and it is dangerous.
Why are you doing this?
Why did you disappear when you stepped off the porch?
Why do you want to scare everybody?
Why don't they tell us something? Where are the other dead people?
Why don't you leave them alone? They didn't do anything to you.
Why don't you take a break for half an hour?
Why is it just you and me?
Why not?
Why not?
Why would I want to invest that kind of money in an old building...
Why?
Will the Peterson party report to door number nine.
Will you guys shut up and leave me alone?
Women.
Yeah, the ghosts of the people who died in this house, and they want us out!
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah?
Yeah. Here I come, baby.
Yeah. Well, maybe the house could use a little remodeling.
Yes, it is. Just today she tried to convince me this house is haunted.
Yes, sirree! I want to tell you, I'll do anything!
Yes, they were family. I was devastated.
Yes. And I took pictures of the new town hall for you, too.
Yo! I got demons runnin' all through me.
You bunch of losers!
You can't beat that, can you?
You can't scare her. She's sleeping with Prince Valium.
You carved these houses and things?
You did this?
You didn't actually think that would work, did you?
You don't have an appointment.
You don't know the Deetzes.
You don't need to talk to Barbara! Just say it!
You family types.
You get the Deetzes out of there now!
You have to sell these ghosts. I can only do so much.
You kids and your imagination! Just say it!
You know what they say about people who commit suicide?
You know what? I don't think we survived the crash.
You know, Bozman built that foundation in 1835. His grandson...
You let Betelgeuse out and didn't put him back.
You like it?
You like them.
You look great.
You look like somebody I can relate to.
You losers! How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working!
You might mention I single handedly decorated that house.
You must remember Ed.
You probably haven't read through the manual completely yet.
You should have been studying those lessons since day one.
You should thank God you didn't die in Italy.
You take it easy up there, big fellow.
You two have really screwed up.
You two, come in. Sit down.
You want someone out of the house. I want to get someone out of your house.
You were miserable in New York City, and you'll be miserable in the sticks.
You'll feel better when you're dry.
You'll have to go to the Goodwill.
You'll have to wait if you don't have an appointment.
You'll use up all your help vouchers: D 90s.
You're kidding me? We spent the whole week studying for that test.
You're not gross. Why are you wearing sheets?
You're telling me we have ghosts in this house.
You're working with a professional here!
You've got other things to worry about. Maxie Dean is coming tonight.
You've probably got your reasons, but I can't do anything from here.
You've read my mind.
Your mother will kill you when she sees you cut holes in her $300 sheets.
125 years. I can't believe this.
"Handbook for the Recently Diseased." Deceased.
"Night of the," what? "Living Dead." It's a movie.
Adam? This way, honey.
An appointment with whom? For Juno, your caseworker.
And I want to get a part for the model. Just run in, okay?
Are they still here? Otho, are they still here?
Are you Juno, our caseworker? Yes.
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse! Oh, no!
Can't we bring Maxie up here? You've got a stake in this, too.
Can't you see I'm relaxing? I want to tell you what I saw.
Coach? What?
Deceased. Are you a ghost, too?
Did you feel something? When?
Don't tell your parents we're here. Unless it will frighten them away.
Don't you hate it when that happens? Let's go, Barbara!
Excuse me! What?
Excuse me. Sure. Am I overstepping my bounds?
Ghosts? In designer sheets, no less.
Good bye. Max, wait, wait.
Good luck, honey. Thanks.
Have you been studying the manual? We tried.
He could've hurt somebody. But he didn't.
Here, take that. Is this the key to the attic?
Hold that for me. Whoa!
Honey? No, I'm not putting up with this!
How are you doing, Ernie? Hi, how are you?
How's the model coming? Great.
How's your arm? I don't know. It feels frozen.
I better go. Wait.
I did? So few clients are able to read my mind.
I didn't know I could do the calypso. Who has more fun than us?
I feel so stupid. It's not stupid. We're ghosts!
I say we open it. Maybe we should knock first.
I took the scissors to him so fast... See you later.
I want to be dead, too. No!
I'll get it. Be my guest.
I'll see you in a few weeks. Okay? Think about it.
I'm dead. Where do they hide?
I'm enchanted. In there?
I'm gonna get started now. Where are you going?
I'm not staying. The place is a mess.
Isn't there an index? No, nothing.
It's 6:45 in the morning. This offer is real.
It's a private joke Lydia and I share. It's not a joke.
It's big. How will we get it out? It's sectional.
Let's go. I know, but he can be useful later.
Looks great. Thank you.
Maybe you should get it. I'll go.
More like you used to be. Yes.
No way. There's no place like home. Look out for that...
Nobody can see us. But she did.
Nobody says the "B" word. Do you take this woman...
Otho, can't you do something? If I'm properly motivated.
She understands me. Leave her alone!
Snakes. Ghosts. Shrimp.
That's it! Your name's Beetlejuice?
That's not true! Look at them! That's enough.
The attic. The attic's locked.
The ring, please. The ring! Oh, no!
Then by... Betelgeuse.
They didn't commit suicide. It doesn't matter.
They must live like animals. It's locked. How did they get in?
This will be great. Wouldn't you rather go to Jamaica?
Trying to scare your mother. Stepmother.
Viridian. Viridian. Why do I know that name?
Wait, there are plugs. Careful!
Want a cigarette? No, thank you.
We can work something ourselves. Oh, yeah!
We don't quite get it. I heard.
We should start simply? Start simply.
Well? They don't want to come down.
What are we doing? Quick, quick, quick.
What do you look like under there? Aren't you scared?
What do you think, honey? Delia hates it.
What for? I need a new brush for the tung oil.
What happened to the previous owners? They drowned.
What happened to these people? They died.
What is going on? I have to show you something.
What time is it? It's about 3:30.
What? Briefly.
What? I thought I saw something.
What? I'm what you call an illegal alien.
What's going on? I don't know. I'll find out.
What's on the third floor? Attic space.
What's our curfew? Get out of here!
What's she doing here? I don't know.
What's wrong? We're very unhappy.

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