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Howard Stern Soundboard

Howard Stern Soundboard

Stern is the first to have the number one morning show in New York City and Los Angeles simultaneously. He is best known for his radio show, The Howard Stern Show, which gained popularity when it was nationally syndicated on terrestrial radio from 1986 to 2005.
See also: The Howard Stern Show, Howard K. Stern, Howard Stern television shows, List of The Howard Stern Show staff, Beetlejuice (entertainer), Fartman (Howard Stern),

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All right
Alright you know we're going to do to solve your problem i'm going to have sex with you right now over the radio
Are you cute
Are you really good looking
Ass wipe
But you've never done it
Come down and visit me sometime I wanna lick you all over
Department social services should be monitoring you very closely
Describe your wife
Do you get aroused at all when I was kissing in the bed
Do you know the alphabet
Do you know what sex is
Do you walk around in like sweat pants and play it down or you like a sexy dresser
Doesn't hurt though
Douche bag
Eeeeenjoying the poontang out there or what?
Fuck you
Go take a crap in the sea.
Have you had sex with other people beside your boyfriend
Hey i'll pay ten thousand dollars for the person who can get me a picture of rosie o'donnell 's bowel movement
Hi you're on the air
How are you
How old are you
How old are you when you lost your virginity
Howard stern
I become very philosophical about people's jealousy towards me.
I can't stand fat chicks
I don't know
I don't understand
I gotta go
I like to watch gladiator movies
I read in a magazine that you wish you would have lost your virginity to maine is that really true
I'm brilliant every day every single friggin day thank
In heights howard stern WNBC
Is disgraceful we should be taken off the air
It's one thing if a broad user pinky or something on ya you talking about a strap on
Jesus christ
Let me ask you something you have the look of love in your eyes but i'm an ugly man I know this you couldn't be physically attracted to be could you
My sperm are fantastic
No (Simple)
NO !! (Angered)
No no no no
Oh hello
Oh my GOD .. Imagine- How do ya grow up in America & NOT know how to SPEAK!??
Or you're gay
Put on annoying scumbag
Right here is the big question are you a fan of anal sex
Shut up
So when you say you want to lose your virginity to me does that mean that you actually had fantasies about me
So you want a man who can finish you off
Thank you
That's correct
That's gay
That's normal
That's OK baby
We're just testing to see how dumb people or how long will hold the line
Well how many inches are you very small
What a dumb ass
What a dummy
What do you do for a living
What do you look like
What what kind of sick thing are you into
What's going on
What's the problem!? Why ya callin' ME??
When's the last time you were with a woman
Where do you measure from
Would That Get You Going #marilyn manson #shy #of course #yes #you like that
Would you let a woman put a strap on on and do you from behind
Yeah I got a solution for you and you can take it or leave it if you want bigger genitals measure from a different place
You coward
You look like a fat black man
You miss the taste of a woman don't you
You must put your hands down the pants of a woman don't you
You need a father figure like maine
You think OJ was guilty or innocent
You're not that much of a loser are you
You're single dude right
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