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Hi. You know who I am? Yeah, I'm Stuttering John. from Private Parts
Highs near 75. from Private Parts
Highs today in the 70s. It's 58 degrees... from Private Parts
His mother killed his sister, from Private Parts
His name is Pig Vomit. from Private Parts
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How about you go on the air 3 A.M. This morning, from Private Parts
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How did Howard Stern get outside my fucking office? from Private Parts
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How you doing? You're Fred. from Private Parts
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Howard Stern can kiss my ass in hell! from Private Parts
Howard Stern was lured away from Washington by a New York City station. from Private Parts
Howard Stern, executive manager. from Private Parts
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Howard, how about you have a seat? from Private Parts
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Howard: From that moment on, I wanted to be on the radio. from Private Parts
Howard: Hartford ended up being OK, you know. from Private Parts
Howard: I don't know what it was, from Private Parts
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Howard: I had, like, no listeners, from Private Parts
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Howard: So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public, from Private Parts
Howard: Take your speaker... You got a big speaker? from Private Parts
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