Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Edit

A couple of days.

A good dairy cow should have, like, four.

A little bit.

A little bit.

A must have for this season's fashion.

After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself...

All right. That was pretty good. Okay.

All that fresh air and exercise will do you a lot of good."

And a fella give me some years ago.

And give it to her for, like, a gift or something.

And I could wrap you in some foam or... something billowy?

And I'd like to see more of that.

And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend.

And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself?

And now Summer will perform her skit with members of our very own Happy Hands Club.

And tell 'em to hand 'em out to her friends or whoever?

And the wisdom of a man.

And we're not gonna be back till tomorrow.

And you're really good at hookin' up with chicks.

And...

Animals and warriors and stuff?

Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president, so, uh...

Anyway, uh...

Are you disqualified?

Are you gonna eat your Tots?

Are you guys having a killer time?

Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like...

Basically.

Because for a limited time only...

Because I dress like Peter Pan here?

Because she doesn't need any. That's why.

Because, I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Before we get started on our new project, I have a few concerns.

Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!

Boyfriend?

Break the wrist, walk away.

Build her a cake or something.

But do you feel comfortable with me?

But here in Idaho we have a little something called pride.

But not all of it.

But she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now.

But she left all this crap on my porch.

But then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head so hot.

But we do it in Mexico all the time.

But you give 'em a good shakin', they'll settle down for ya.

But you should probably get a suit.

But you, you make me "salvivate"

By noon I need them 8,000 hens moved into their new cages.

By the authority vested in me, I pronounce you man and wife.

Bye bye.

Bye, Napoleon.

Can I have 'em?

Can I try it really quick?

Can you still run for president?

Can you, uh, give this to him for me?

Can't find my checkbook. Hope you don't mind I pay you in change.

Can't you take me and then drop me off when you're done or whatever?

Can't.

Come down today for your free trial lesson!

Come here, boy.!

Come on. Kick me.

Computer hacking skills.

Could you give your mom a couple of these...

Could you just give this to her for me?

Dang it.

Dang it.!

Dang!

Dang.

David Dempke, please come to the offiice.

Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.

Do the chickens have large talons?

Do you dare me to go talk to her?

Do you ride the bus to school?

Do you take Lafawnduh Lucas to be your lawful wedded wife...

Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?

Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face...

Do you think I got where I am today...

Do you wanna go over by my friend Pedro and dance really quick?

Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone?

Don't disturb me while I'm in there.

Don't hurt yourself now.

Don't touch it. It's Uncle Rico's.

Don't you ever wish you could go back...

Don't. Ow.

Easy.

Eat the food!

El Santo NiÒo de Atocha is a good one. My Aunt Concha has seen him.

Everybody at school thinks I'm a freakin' idiot 'cause of you.

Ew!

Fine!

Fine.

First off, I'm concerned about your transportation situation.

First off...

For my eight week program.

Forget about it. Last off...

Forget about it.!

Founder of the Rex Kwon Do Self Defense System.

Freakin' idiot!

G...

Geez, I think you ripped my mole off.

Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe.

Geez!

Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today.

Get off my property, or I'll call the cops on you.

Get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Glamour shots by Deb are 75% off.

Go for it.

Grab my arm. The other arm.

Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.

Gross.

Hah!

Has Summer said anything to you yet?

Have a nice day.

Have a seat.

Have you ever heard of nylon polymer?

Have you guys seen Trisha anywhere?

Have you guys tried it yet?

Have you met anyone to ask yet?

He said, "When an argument arises...

He say... you're not allowed to smash piÒatas that look like real people.

He still wets the bed and everything.

Heck, yes. I'd vote for you.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Here.

Here. Here.

Hey, can I have one of your key chains?

Hey, check that out.

Hey, could I use your guys's phone for a sec?

Hey, Deb, can you take a photo of me on the horse real quick?

Hey, Don, can I have one of those buttons?

Hey, give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop.

Hey, is that a new kid or something?

Hey, Kip.

Hey, Lyle.

Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again?

Hey, Summer, you want to play me?

Hey, you guys want to see my video?

Hey, you know...

Hey, you Trisha?

Hey. I did some drawings for the flyers.

Hey. Vote for Summer.

Hi, ladies. Vote for Summer. You guys voting?

Hi. Vote for Summer.

Hi. Vote for Summer.

Higher. No, no, higher.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Well...

How about some gold bracelets?

How does the "dealio" sound to you?

How long did it take you to grow that mustache?

How was school?

How your glamour shots been going lately?

Huh.

I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral.

I already made, like, infinity of those at Scout camp.

I bet you folks don't have one of these.

I better go.

I can't do it.

I caught you a delicious bass.

I could do a personal portrait sometime...

I could make that much money in five seconds.

I do.

I don't feel comfortable reading this.

I don't have much to say.

I don't have... Stop.

I don't know. Did you see him today?

I don't mind if you stay.

I don't think so. Why?

I don't understand a word you just said.

I don't want anyone to see.

I don't want to be president anyway.

I forgot to put in the crystals.

I got a little project...

I gotta be back here by then.

I guess so.

I have a nice, soft pink sheet I could hang...

I hope your guys's experiences are unforgettable.

I I said the 12 pack, not the 24 pack.

I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

I know what you mean.

I like your sleeves. They're real big.

I love the way...

I mean, do you... you got a car you can borrow from someone?

I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day...

I mean, we gotta look legit, man.

I missed the bus today, but my uncle's coming to get me.

I need a volunteer.

I need you to give me a ride in an hour.

I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and...

I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

I see you're drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

I think this matches your season, Pedro.

I told you. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.

I want that.

I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.

I wish I could grow one.

I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.

I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up.

I would be a great class president because...

I'd be makin' millions of dollars and...

I'd have gone pro... in a heartbeat.

I'd take state.

I'll be back tomorrow.

I'll be waitin'outside for you, baby.

I'll bet she does. I'd be throwin' you out the window.

I'll go get it.

I'll just tell them that I have nothing to say.

I'll see you tomorrow, Pedro.

I'm a friend of your mom's. I'm... I'm Napoleon's uncle. Uncle Rico.

I'm a hundred percent positive that she's my soul mate.

I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonnebell dispenser for all the girls'bathrooms.

I'm goin'to Adams Park. They got some money in Adams Park.

I'm gonna go home and lay down.

I'm gonna tell you somethin'. While you're playin' patty cake with your friend Pedro...

I'm gonna throw in a little gift.

I'm just calling to tell you that...

I'm just flying by, oh, so high...

I'm just gettin' really... just kinda T.O.'d...

I'm just really tryin'to raise a few bucks right now so I can bring her around for a few days.

I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko.

I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico.

I'm trying to earn money for college.

I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez. Who do you think?

I'm waiting for Kip.

Idiot!

If I could get the fan going.

If I don't get a refund in full.

If I win, you can be my secretary or something.

If you go to the dance with me.

If you need to use any of my skills, I can do whatever you want.

If you study with my eight week program, you're gonna learn these things.

If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.

If you wanted to come over.

In here we have some boondoggle key chains.

In sickness and health till death do you part?

Is a disgrace to you, me and the entire Gem State.

Is Pedro here today?

Is she hot?

Is that yours?

Is there anything else you'd like to ask about?

Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?

Is this what you were looking for?

Is Trisha here?

It looks awesome.

It looks nice.

It seems pretty good to me.

It'd be nice if you could pull me into town.

It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.

It's a piece of crap. It doesn't work.

It's a time machine, Napoleon. He bought it online.

It's called Rex Kwon Do!

It's just that simple. Now, I want you to kick me.

It's like a lion and a tiger mixed.

It's pretty much my favorite animal.

It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Just a couple minutes ago.

Just a little bit east of the cemetery is a good little area right here.

Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.

Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out...

Just tell 'em that...

Just wondering.

Just, like, a silk shirt or something.

Kip hasn't done flipping anything today.

Kip...

Kipland Ronald Dynamite...

Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Lafawnduh Lucas, do you take Kipland Ronald Dynamite...

Lance, you look like a strong young pup.

Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"...

Let me see what your best move is.

Let's go, Kipper. I think we should take this...

Like a kite tied to a stake.

Like a wash, and then you blow dry it with bleach.

Like a... a photo store?

Like, what are my skills?

Livin' in a... big ol' mansion somewhere.

Look, Pedro. I don't know how they do things down in Juarez...

Look, tonight me and your... Kip, listen!

Lookee, lookee. A little keepsake for you guys.

Looks like there's a lot you don't know about her.

Lucky!

Man, I wish I could go back in time.

Maybe I will. Gosh!

Maybe not. I don't know.

Mm mmm.

Mr. Rico?

My chores are done.

My friends and clients, they call me "Uncle Rico."

My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight week program...

My other arm.

My students will learn about self respect.

Nah, I was thinkin'of somethin' a little more... soft around the edges.

Napoleon told me you'd be interested.

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Napoleon, give me some of your Tots.

Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too.

Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruisin' my neck meat!

Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.

Napoleon, this is Pedro.

Napoleon, this is Trisha.

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack.

Napoleon?

Napoleon.

Neither did I.

Never mind.

No more flyin'solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times.!

No, he's not here right now.

No, not unless she likes fish.

No, she's getting her hair done.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I just... I have a chat room meeting at 4:00.

No. I ride my bike.

No. I'm freakin' starved. I didn't get to eat anything today.

No. Not really.

No. They just made me take down the flyers as a penalty for the piÒatas.

Not me. See, with me, it will be summer all year long.

Not sure.

Nothin' on here works smooth.

Now watch this. I'm just gonna break the wrist and walk away.

Now, for only $300, you can sign up right now...

Now, I'm gonna give you one chance.

Now, if you invest in the 24 piece set...

Now, in addition to what you just saw...

Now, just imagine you're weightless.

Now, make a fist...

Now, make a fist...

Now, watch this, everybody.

Nunchaku skills, bow hunting skills...

Oh, I wrote him an e mail, sayin' I'm gonna contact the authorities...

Oh, that's fine. That's fine.

Oh, we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, bye.

Okay, bye.

Okay, do it again.

Okay, turn it on.

Okay, you meet me back here about noon, and, uh...

Okay, you'll do. Come up here.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. See ya.

One chance, people. Give me your best shot.

Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room?

Over there, in that pigpen...

Ow. God.

Pedro offers you his protection.

Pedro, how do you feel about that one?

Pedro, just listen to your heart.

Pedro.

Placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness...

Please, keep going. Dead on. Dead on.

Please. Please. Be good to me.

Plus you're, like, the only guy at school who has a mustache.

Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital.

Pretty good looking face, but...

Pretty good.

Really? That sounds pretty good.

Rex Kwon Do, we use the buddy system.

Right on.

Right on.

Right on.

Right. I... I think...

Says I'm livin' too much in '82.

Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image.

See for yourself.

See ya.

See ya.

See ya.

See ya.

See, Crystal Street. That's for you.

She braided my hair one time...

She came over to my house the other day.

She did?

She gets kind of pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long.

She probably just went to the bathroom.

She was on a date... with her boyfriend.

She's flyin' out from Detroit for a few days.

She's jealous.

She's pretty good looking.

She's, uh, pretty look...

She's, uh... She's got sandy blonde hair.

Shh. Don't say another word.

Shut up. Say it so the whole world can hear.

SimÛn.

Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance...

Six dollars.

So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing.

So I laid in the bathtub for a while...

So I went into my kitchen, and I shaved it all off.

So me and you are pretty much friends by now, right?

So we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32 piece set here?

So why don't you get out there and feed Tina.

So you and Pedro are getting really serious now?

So you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?

So, how long are we talkin'about workin'?

So, if we purchase the 24 piece set...

So, that guy in Florida give you your money back yet?

So, what do you think?

So, what's the gift?

So, you and Tammy still together?

So, you got my back and everything?

Soft body.

Soft body.

Sometimes they don't want to cooperate.

Somewhere around, uh...

Sorry, Napoleon. We're just runnin' a little bit late for some prime rib.

Sorry.

Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip!

Such a soft face should be complimented with a...

Such an idiot.

Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?

Summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards...

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Come on.

Sure. Um...

Take a look at what I'm wearing, people.

Talk to your Auntie Caroline.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, Deb.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That girl over there.

That I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon.

That one's good. Looks like a medieval warrior.

That suit, it's... It's incredible.

That we might be able to make a little moola with.

That's a pretty good idea.

That's correct, sir.

That's too bad.

That's true.

That's what I do.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

That's, like, a dollar an hour.

The dance.

The defect in that one is bleach.

The mini sailboat is included?

The pow...

The worst day of my life. What do you think?

Their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

There's a lot more where this came from...

There's just so many options.

These are some serious "NuPont" fiber woven bowls.

They kept tryin'to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?

They're pretty good except for one little problem.

This is a girl.

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

This isn't that complex. Look, the cafeteria's down the hall...

This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.

Tina, eat. Eat the food.

Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner.

To blow Nessie out of the water.

To cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents...

To honor in sickness and health till death do you part?

To me it's like a lullaby.

To the right and downstairs.

Tonight me and your aunt are gonna go visit some friends...

Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot?

Turn it off! Turn it off!

Turn your head on more of a slant.

Uh, you did it?

Um, hello.

Understand?

Up next, I hope you'll enjoy a skit by Pedro Sanchez.

Vote for Summer. Thanks.

Was gonna fly out here for the dance...

Watch this.

We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers.

We can use a little of this. I can tell you that.

We can use those.

We have a great F.F.A. Schedule lined up...

We need to pick her up too.

We need, like, some name tags...

We should do it there. Don't go down here, 'cause they don't have any money.

We'll have a little lunch waitin' for ya.

We're gettin' low on steak, so I got Lyle comin' over tomorrow to take care of it.

We're just friends.

Welcome to D Qwon's Dance Grooves. Are you ready to get your groove on?

Well done.

Well, dig in.

Well, I could've told you that.

Well, I dumped her.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker.

Well, I never thought I would make it here today.

Well, I want you to go see ifTina wants some of this.

Well, I'll be back in a minute.

Well, I'll tell you somethin' right now. You'd find your soul mate.

Well, is anyone else here?

Well, Kip is, like, 32 years old.

Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home woven handicrafts.

Well, nobody's gonna go out with me.

Well, put it back.

Well, she said no.

Well, that place was a rip off.

Well, that's the problem right now.

Well, things are gettin' pretty serious right now.

Well, Uncle Rico's got a sale to finalize in Bonita in five minutes.

Well, what about work? Well, haven't... haven't you studied up on the new product?

Well, what are you going to wear to the dance?

Well, when I came home from school, my head started to get really hot.

Well, will you do me a favor then?

Well, you have a sweet bike...

What about your girlfriend?

What are you doing here, Uncle Rico?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?

What are you... You're already losing your steam?

What do you think you're doing?

What the flip was Grandma doin'at the sand dunes?

What the heck are you doing?

What the heck are you guys doin'?

What?

What? A flippin' skit?

What? Since when does she go to the dunes?

What's a liger?

What's it for?

Whatever I feel like I want to do. Gosh!

When did you get here?

When she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eatin' all our steak.

Where to?

Where's your friend?

Where's your locker?

While I'm wearin' these bad boys?

Who are you?

Who you gonna ask?

Who's that in my driveway?

Whoo!

Why do you got your hood on like that?

Why don't you go eat a "decroded" piece of crap.

Why don't you see if you can give that a nice tear.

Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours?

Why the heck you throwin' crap at my van, Napoleon?

Why the heck you throwin' crap at my van, Napoleon?

With the strength of a grizzly...

Would you like to look like this?

Would you like to read her testimonial right there?

Would you mind showing him where his locker is?

Wow.

Wow. Wow, that felt really relaxed.

Y You ever come across anything like time travel?

Yeah, billowy's good.

Yeah, he's a tender little guy. He still gets beat up and whatnot.

Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year.

Yeah, it's really... nice.

Yeah, my old girlfriend from Oklahoma...

Yeah, well, I'll probably pick you up at 6:00 for the dance.

Yeah!

Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute.

Yeah. Hit it.!

Yeah. If coach would've put me in fourth quarter...

Yeah. Vote for Summer.

Yep. Well, what's she look like?

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Is Pedro there?

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

You better believe things would have been different.

You can borrow my van for the time being. I... I do better on foot anyway.

You could be...

You don't feel like your head is burning or... or anything?

You don't have to stay here with us. We're not babies.

You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

You got shocks, pegs.

You got, like, three feet of air that time.

You guys are retarded.

You know I do.

You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.

You know you're gonna go to that dance with that boy.

You know, Deborah, you have... striking features.

You know, Deborah, you have... striking features.

You know, like...

You know, there's, like, a buttload of gangs at this school.

You like dancing?

You may kiss the bride.

You might as well do somethin' while you're doin' nothin'.

You might like that. My cousin made it.

You see that girl over there?

You see, this ain't your run of the mill "crapper ware."

You should probably come get it 'cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.

You stop wishin', and call me when you're ready.

You think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back.

You think you're funny? Just watch your step.

You wanna play me?

You will learn a system of self defense...

You... You pay the bills for that?

You're gonna clean my van... right now.

You're just gonna have to mix and match.

You're kidding.

You're kidding.

You're up, Kip.

Your current event, Napoleon.

Your grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today, broke her coccyx.

Your hair looked great today.

Your mom goes to college.

Your sandy hair...

Your speech is up next. Your skit had better be pretty good.

Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me.

Your Uncle Rico... is makin' 120 bucks.

A skit? You perform a skit after your speech, Pedro.

All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all. All right.

Always and forever

Always and forever

Are you serious? I'm dead serious.

Are you still gonna give your speech tomorrow? Yes.

But I still love technology

But not as much as you, you see...

Can I talk to him? You already are.

Come on. I'll give you some chips. No.

Correct. Yes!

David Dempke. You do understand English?

Did you shoot any? Yes, like 50 of'em.

Do they have what? Large talons.

Do you already know what you're gonna say? Yes...

Do you need a ride? No.

Don't. Stop. Stop. I'll do this to you.

Flying up to heaven above

Geez! Okay.

Have you heard about the dance? Yes.

Hello? Napoleon?

Hello? Pedro?

Hey, let me borrow your bike. No.

Hi. Is Grandma there?

How's it goin'? Good.

How's your neck? Stings.

I been practicing. Mmm.

I certainly could. Thanks.

I did? Yeah, is it bleeding?

I don't even have any good skills. What do you mean?

I don't have any, Randy. Come on. I'll pay you back.

I'm Lafawnduh. What are you doing here?

I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon. Get off my property!

I'm not votin' for her. Then who are you gonna vote for?

I'm one of Pedro's best friends. Your name is Napoleon?

I'm really busy right now. Well, just tell her to come get me.

I've already got a soul mate. Oh, yeah. What's her name again?

Is that okay? That's fine.

Is there anything wrong? I don't feel very good.

Is Trisha here? Oh, I'm sorry, she's not.

It's hanging in my bedroom. Really?

It's pretty cool, I guess. Oh.

Kip? Why are you so sweaty?

Napoleon's my nephew. Oh, that's nice.

No, go find your own. Come on. Give me some of your Tots.

No, Napoleon. But my lips hurt real bad.

Now our love can fully bloom

Oh. Yeah. Hey, could you do me a favor?

Ouch. Okay. You'll block it every time.

Our love is like a flock of doves

Ow! What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house?

Practicing what? Some dance moves.

She didn't tell me anything. Too bad. She says she doesn't want you here...

She's at a friend's house right now. Well, hey, Napoleon.

So, are you ready? Yeah. Hold on.

So, when's Grandma coming back? I don't know.

So, you ready, Lafawnduh? I am, honey.

someplace a little more private. That's a good idea.

Sure the World Wide Web is great...

Tell Uncle Rico not to wait up for me. Here.

That's correct. Yes!

The one that left all that crap on your porch. You mean Deb?

Try and hit me, Napoleon. What?

Vote for me. Vote for Pedro.

Vote for Pedro. Vote for me.

Vote for Pedro. Vote for Pedro.

Vote for Pedro. Vote for Pedro.

Vote for Pedro. Vote for Pedro.

Vote for Pedro. Vote for Pedro. Vote for... Pedro.

Vote for Summer. Yeah, right.

We met in a chat room

Well, have you talked to the school nurse? No, she doesn't know anything.

Well, what about that other girl? What other girl?

Well, what's there to eat? Knock it off, Napoleon.

What are you drawing? A liger.

What are you gonna wear? Dad has something for me.

What do you need? Can you just go get her for me?

What kind of gun did you use? A frickin' 12 gauge. What do you think?

What the heck are you even talkin' about? Don't lie, Napoleon.

What? Can you bring me my ChapStick?

Where have you been? I got sick.

Where the heck's Napoleon? I don't know.

Who was that? Trisha.

Who? Napoleon Dynamite.

Who's she? My woman I'm takin' to the dance.

Who's this? Napoleon Dynamite.

Why do you love me

Why do you need me

Why is that? Well...

Why? 'Cause I don't feel good.

Why? 'Cause my Uncle Rico's an idiot!

Why? I don't know...

Will you just come get me? No.

Yeah, right. It works, Napoleon. You don't even know.

Yeah. You remember me?

Yeah. Who's this? It's Deb...

Yes, her. What about her?

Yes, I love technology

Yes, our love is truly great

Yes. All right, then. Let's get started.

Yes. Well, do you know it backwards and front?

You draw her a picture? Heck, yes, I did!

You takin' my client's daughter? Yes.

... I'm Rex...

... Why do you love me...

'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

'Kay.

"And you'll find that helps your health.

"if you go outside and take, uh, a nice walk...