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Transformers (2007) Transformers, a sci-fi action film directed by Michael Bay, took the world by storm in 2007. Based on the

Transformers (2007)

Transformers, a sci-fi action film directed by Michael Bay, took the world by storm in 2007. Based on the beloved Hasbro toy line and animated series, this movie brought the iconic Autobots and Decepticons to life on the big screen in a thrilling and visually stunning adventure.

The film features an ensemble cast, with Shia LaBeouf leading the charge as Sam Witwicky. He is joined by Megan Fox as Mikaela Banes, Josh Duhamel as Captain William Lennox, and Tyrese Gibson as USAF Tech Sergeant Epps. The talented cast is rounded out by John Turturro as Agent Simmons and Jon Voight as Defense Secretary John Keller.

Transformers (2007) tells the story of an age-old battle between the Autobots, heroic alien robots aiming to protect Earth, and the Decepticons, their ruthless counterparts seeking to conquer our planet. The film introduces us to the epic conflict as the Autobots search for the powerful AllSpark, a cube that holds the key to the robots' survival and Earth's destiny.

Michael Bay's masterful direction immerses the audience in the action and spectacle of the Transformers' battles. The visual effects are nothing short of groundbreaking, creating realistic and awe-inspiring transformations from vehicles into towering robots. The film's stunning CGI work combined seamlessly with live-action sequences, leaving audiences on the edge of their seats.

Transformers (2007) also boasts a heart-pounding soundtrack that perfectly complements the on-screen chaos. The film's score, composed by Steve Jablonsky, captures the scale and intensity of the battles while highlighting the emotional struggles and triumphs of its characters. With tracks like "Autobots" and "Decepticons," the music adds an extra layer of excitement and immersion to the overall experience.

Fans of Transformers can relive the exhilarating audio experience by accessing a wide variety of sounds from the movie. Whether it's the mechanical whirring of a robot transforming or the explosive sounds of a climactic battle, these audio clips allow fans to become fully engrossed in the Transformers universe. These sounds can be played directly from the provided link and also downloaded for personal enjoyment.

Transformers (2007) marked the beginning of a highly successful film franchise that continues to captivate audiences worldwide. With its unforgettable characters, mesmerizing visual effects, and powerful soundtrack, this film delivered an exhilarating experience that has left a lasting impact on pop culture.

A . It's an A, though.
A friend of mine was on that chopper.
A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet.
A new world to call home.
A perfect way to hide its energy from being detected by anyone
A plate of mama's alligators étouffée.
A Porsche for your first car?
A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death,
AGENT: Big! It's big!
AGENT: Get down on the ground! Get down! Get down!
Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
Air Force One is on the ground.
All right, all right. Get out. Hey.
All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.
All right, I know you get wasted on these things,
All right, I love you! Sleep good, handsome man!
All right, I want planes for air cover and get Black Hawks on station
All right, I'll see you at school.
All right, let's hit it.
All right, let's kill these things.
All right, Mojo. I got the car. Now I need the girl.
All right, we got to get this thing back to the Pentagon right away.
All right, we've got him pinned. We've got him pinned in the river.
All right! All right!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Okay.
All right. We'll put her in the back. I'll be quiet.
All Spark? What is that?
All who defied them were destroyed.
Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles.
And a man's promise to that boy.
And babbling on about some giant ice man
And come bang this stuff out, baby!
And fate has yielded its reward,
And get us the hell out of here, huh?
And go where?
And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools
And I don't want to discuss a damn thing other till that becomes reality.
And I send this message to any surviving Autobots
And I'll have Epps vector them in, okay?
And I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up the whole house right now.
And if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine.
And inform all commands to prepare for imminent attack.
And intercept further communications,
And it looks like your distributor cap's a little loose.
And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us
And my car's right there and it's been following me here!
And obviously not Russian or North Korean.
And so began the war,
And some government group, right? Named Sector Seven.
And start considering quantum mechanics.
And stealing a whole lot of data from your system at the same time.
And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball.
And that thing that attacked us? I got a feeling it ain't over.
And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day.
And the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space.
And the human race will be extinguished.
And the only real lead we have so far is this sound.
And the remains of the dead aliens disposed of.
And the remains of the dead aliens disposed of.
And though we are worlds apart,
And we're gonna hide it somewhere in the city.
And you didn't think the United States military might need to know
And you need to move past Fourier transfers
Anybody have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA Megatron, that's what they call him,
Are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
Are we just gonna stand here and do nothing?
Are we talking about an invasion?
Are you experiencing any flu like symptoms? Aching joints? Fever?
Are you getting this?
Are you gonna help me with the gear?
Are you new to school this year? It's your first year here?
Are you okay?
Are you on drugs?
Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
Are you username LadiesMan217?
Are you username LadiesMan217?
Armor's weak under the chest.
Army Black Hawk requested.
As well as NBE One.
As well as NBE One.
Attack direction west! You're clear and hot!
Authenticate emergency action. Blackbird 1195...
Baby come back any kind of fool could see
Baby come back you can blame it all on me
Baby, we made a good looking kid.
Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee!
BANACHEK: Carbon dating puts the Cube here around 10,000 BC.
BANACHEK: Carbon dating puts the Cube here around 10,000 BC.
BANACHEK: We think when he made his approach over the north pole,
Banachek. What's going on?
Barricade the door!
Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy.
Because there's no secrets.
Because there's something fishy going on around here.
Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match.
Before you go to war with the wrong country!
Big arms?
Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
Bobby Bolivia, like the country, except without the runs.
BOBBY: This is a classic engine right here.
Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, not squawking.
BRIGHAM: Obviously the first phase of a major attack against the US.
Bring everyone! No, don't ask rne questions, all right?
Bring the rain. All right?
Bring them home.
Bros before hos.
Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.
Bumblebee, right?
BUMBLEBEE: (IN FEMALE VOICE) Message from Starfleet, Captain.
Bumblebee? No. Your legs!
But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known to have the most succulent meat.
But gained new ones.
But I didn't mean to look inside of my treasure chest.
But I've seen goodness in them.
But if you piss in my bed again, you're sleeping outside. Okay?
But it won't do us much good if we can't get world communications back up.
But it's fine now because it's back! It came back!
But like a...
But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil.
But our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women...
But the next couple of hours may just define his presidency.
But watching over them in secret,
But we also have a security issue.
But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
But we do know that they were cut off during the assault,
But we need your help to find out who did this.
But we were already too late.
But you'd better get those guys out of my garden
But, wow, we made one good looking kid. Nice work.
Calm down, calm down.
Can you hotwire this computer to transmit a tone through the radio?
Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father?
Can you shed any light on the recent, so called alien activity in the area?
Captain Lennox, we need you and your team to come with us right now!
CAPTAIN: The ice is cracking!
Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
Check on the rep Yep, second to none
Circle logs indicate one of the analysts made a copy
Close to it. It melts tank armor.
COACH: Let's go call your mom.
Code Red. We have a breach.
Cold hard cash works, too.
Come on, Decepticon punk!
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Mags!
Come on, Mojo. You want your pain pills?
Come on!
Come on! Get out of here!
Come on! Give me a mag!
Come on. Come on.
Come to me, Maxwell, come to me. Plugged in there.
Come with me. We'll talk about your car.
COMMANDO 2: Don't let him move!
COMMANDO: Go! Go! Go!
Considering the semi classic nature of the vehicle,
Cool, Mom!
Could you guys just give me a space rock?
Cut the hard lines!
Dear God. What is this?
Deepest place on our planet.
Deepest place on our planet.
Did that jerk just dent my car?
Did you see that dismount? All the chicks were watching.
Digital cable brings you... ...Columbia Broadcasting System...
Do you hear that?
Do you know what? I think that if there was some sort of an alien
Does he transform back into this piece of crap Camaro?
Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food.
Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! Find out!
Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on. Please, please.
Don't stop!
Double pump?
Drawing these strange symbols
Drop it.
Drop your weapon, soldier.
Earthquake! It's another one! Another earthquake! Get in the doorway!
Earthquake! Move, move, move, move, move! Earthquake!
Easy, you two.
English, dude. English.
English, please. English.
Epps, let's go!
EPPS: Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
EPPS: Hey, I'm ready to do this.
EPPS: I've never seen a weapons system like this.
EPPS: Team attention! Present arms!
EPPS: This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios or something, man.
EPPS: We need a medevac. One man down. Patient care category urgent.
EPPS: We need air cover down here now!
Especially not in front of my mammy. That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
Especially not Trent. He hates it.
Especially police!
Especially with your daddy's parole coming up.
EVANGELIST: Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
Except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
Except to tell you I can't communicate with you.
Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
F 22 at 12200.
F 22 pilots would never fly below buildings.
F 22s, we're still waiting.
Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age,
Fall back!
Fantastic.
FBI! Clear right!
Feels good.
FIG: Ammo!
FIG: He's adorable. EPPS: That's too...
FIG: Hey, heads up!
Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
Fire, fire, fire, fire!
Fire!
Follow me.
For a time, we lived in harmony,
For my family...
For the last two weeks. I'm never going to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
For threatening my dad.
For tight abs and really big arms.
Found it in your pocket. "Mojo."
Fourteen rads.
Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
From the base attack.
Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime.
Gentlemen, the President has ordered Sector Seven be terminated
Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
Gentlemen.
Get back!
Get behind me.
Get everyone to the NBE One chamber now!
Get it into military hands while we hold them off,
Get me a sample and some isotope readings.
Get off my Grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet!
Get off!
Get our guys out of the way! Get out of here! Go!
Get out of here now!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Burn, you little sucker! Burn!
Get that thing to stop, huh?
Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
Get up! Get up! Come on!
Get word to our fleet commanders over the National Guard frequency.
Get your clown cousin and get some hammers
Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit.
Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
Give me a status.
Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet.
Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified?
GLEN: Almost done.
GLEN: Shoot that mother... KELLER: Maggie, cover fire!
Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny.
God, you know what? I'm so sorry. I just...
Good Lord! They've got to get their hands off my bush!
Good luck to us all.
Good luck with your car.
Good! Right.
Good. What's up?
Got him going down the street.
Got some ice on his nose.
Great, now... See?
Great. Broke.
Green smoke is the mark.
Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do.
Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
Hang on, Sam!
Happy to see me again?
He accidentally activated his navigation system.
He crashed in the ice, probably a few thousand years ago.
He looked at me in the eye. He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
He wants us to be quiet.
He wants us to get in the car.
He's a pet. Okay? That's all. if you could just put the guns away...
He's been in cryostasis since 1935.
He's behind the pillar!
He's breaking the box.
He's going to kill me!
He's gonna know what to do with the Cube.
He's got enough self esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom.
He's got me! Oh, God!
He's having a heat stroke again.
He's just pissy 'cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall.
He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.
He's right. We stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hangar.
He's the leader of the Decepticons.
Heads up! Hey! Heads up!
Heads up! Look out!
Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
Hello, Mr. Secretary.
Here, come on.
Here, come with me. I'm gonna take you to the All Spark.
Here, hide in here!
Here, I got shortwave radios.
Here! Put some rounds in!
Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said... You said half a car,
Here. Here, back, back, back, back! You all right?
Here's the image your Special Ops team was able to retrieve
Hey, any of y'all grow some balls, come see me on the court, man.
Hey, aren't sabots hot loaded for, like, a 6,000 degree magnesium burn?
Hey, guys, I think the other team figured it out. Iran.
Hey, kid.
Hey, man, save my game.
Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio?
Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing out here by yourself?
Hey, you guys remember weekends? Huh'? The Sex at Fenway.
Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
Hey! I am not going to jail for you or anybody else!
Hey! Make way!
Hey.
Hey. I need a moment.
Hey. You touch me, that's a federal offense.
Hi, there.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Mikaela.
Hog One One Dark Star status.
Hold on to the Cube!
Hold on. It was you? You did it?
Hold up.
Holy God! What happened to the pool?
Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
HOSNEY: Are you going to sell me his liver?
HOSNEY: Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
How can I help you?
How classified?
How come the door's locked?
How did you get over there so fast?
How do we get the signal out? How do we call the Air Force?
How you doing, son? ls your name Sam?
How you doing?
How'd you know about his glasses?
Humans don't deserve to live.
I am Optimus Prime
I am so underdressed.
I am sorry to bother you.
I ate the whole plate. The whole plate. Okay?
I authenticate Tango Whiskey at time 0300 Zulu.
I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
I can't believe that I'm here right now.
I can't concentrate. You want me to look and I'm hearing...
I can't get this radio to stop. Look, I wouldn't try this on you.
I can't see it! I can't see it!
I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
I could take it all apart, clean it, put it back together.
I didn't see you standing there. You would be who?
I do not like footprints on my grass.
I don't have a credit card!
I don't know nothing about this car.
I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
I don't know, boss! I've never seen it! That's loco!
I don't think it wants to hurt us. It would have done that already.
I don't think your grandfather would be
I don't think your grandfather would be
I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing.
I feel good
I got a phone.
I got it! We're transmitting!
I got it. 12:00.
I had fun. So, you know, thanks for listening.
I had to slap him around a little bit.
I have done nothing bad my entire life! Hey, man, I'm still a virgin.
I have people's lives at stake here, young man.
I have witnessed their capacity for courage.
I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things.
I joined the Air Force to bring the man Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage.
I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time.
I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I'm always in.
I know you need the glasses. I've been looking everywhere.
I know.
I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund.
I like to go faster.
I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
I love you. God, I love you
I mean, $4000 just drove off.
I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.
I mean, how many times have we... We don't speak Spanish. I told you that.
I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable.
I need a credit card!
I need a key! It's locked!
I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
I need you to stay here, all right?
I prefer it, actually.
I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?
I think direct contact.
I think the dogs have found something.
I think they're hacking the network again.
I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
I think you're... No, no, no. I think...
I thought you said that thing was dead, man!
I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
I understand.
I want our President in that bunker.
I want that thing frozen and ready for transport!
I want them debriefed in 10 hours.
I want you home at 11:00!
I want you to distract my parents
I was just sitting at home watching cartoons,
I was researching a book I was writing.
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
I will sacrifice myself to destroy it.
I wish to stay with the boy.
I'd do what he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
I'd say a solid B .
I'll drive! You shoot!
I'll get a sledgehammer and knock this right out. Hey, hey, Manny!
I'll kill you!
I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager.
I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
I'm all right, lads!
I'm already stressed out enough.
I'm carrying a loaded weapon.
I'm getting chased by my car right now. I got to go.
I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
I'm going! I'm going!
I'm gonna be happy to listen to you. But if you don't get a filter
I'm gonna do the trash cans and I'm gonna sc**** the grill
I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now. How about that?
I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait that...
I'm hot! Makeup's melting. It hurts my eyes.
I'm in for the shot.
I'm in pursuit! Right? I need all units, the whole squadron.
I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear.
I'm in the middle of a war! This is frigging ridiculous!
I'm John Keller.
I'm just the analyst who detected the hack.
I'm never giving you this All Spark!
I'm not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this.
I'm not authorized to communicate with you
I'm not going to sit in that seat. He's driving.
I'm not gonna leave you.
I'm not okay, all right? I'm losing my mind a little bit.
I'm not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car.
I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles out of these things.
I'm ordering you under S Seven executive jurisdiction.
I'm sorry! Take the keys! I don't want them! Car's yours!
I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
I'm still working on them.
I'm talking to you.
I'm the one who asks questions around here. Not you, young man!
I've been... I've been followed here on my mother's bike! Right?
I've downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the Internet.
If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
If my parents come out here and see you, they're gonna freak out.
If that is his choice.
If the Decepticons find the All Spark,
If they hit us again, we'll be ready for them.
If you do not comply, we will use deadly force.
If you don't touch it, you're guilty.
If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late and you'll have to ground him.
Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo.
In fact, he was one of the first to explore the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal.
In less than a minute.
In the alien archive, sir!
In the history of mankind.
In the western Pacific.
Incoming!
Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans.
IRONHIDE: Bad Mojo!
IRONHIDE: Freeze!
IRONHIDE: Incoming!
IRONHIDE: Keep moving, Sam!
IRONHIDE: Prime, we couldn't save him.
IRONHIDE: Prime, we couldn't save him.
IRONHIDE: Watch out!
IRONHIDE: Why are we fighting to save the humans?
IRONHIDE: You have a rodent infestation.
Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?
Is that what the kids are doing now? Little bit of Mojo?
Is that you?
It adapts and speeds up. It's like it's not a virus anymore.
It doesn't matter what we thought. What was that light?
It got racing...
It hacked the national military air guard frequency
It is time to talk!
It looked right at me.
It was an accident that intertwined our fates.
It was something about someone named Witwicky
It's a bad dream.
It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
It's a robot.
It's an emergency Pentagon...
It's become the system.
It's been an honor serving with you all.
It's coming from the chopper.
It's custom faded?
It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
It's like a self regenerating molecular armor.
It's like clockwork.
It's me and you.
It's probably Japanese.
It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad. I'm gonna do the trash cans now.
It's Starscream!
It's the same cop! Block them, block them, block them.
It's you and me, Megatron.
JAZZ: Fire it up, Optimus.
JAZZ: Hang back. Let me check it out.
JAZZ: Oh, oh, man! Man. Oh.
JAZZ: This looks like a cool place to kick it.
Join them in extinction!
JUDY: Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam.
JUDY: If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
JUDY: Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
JUDY: That's his bling.
JUDY: They're pulling bushes out of the ground!
JUDY: This one is wobbly.
JUDY: Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover right now!
Judy? Better call the city. We got a blown transformer!
Just back up a little bit. He's friendly. He's fine.
Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Just pop the hood.
Just so much right now.
Keep searching.
KELLER ON TV: At this time,
KELLER: Affirmative!
KELLER: Get something. SIMMONS: Watch out!
KELLER: Get something. SIMMONS: Watch out!
KELLER: Let's find them.
KELLER: Please be seated.
Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
Kid, get in the chair! Just get in the chair, all right?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Defense.
LadiesMan217.
Leaving no evidence.
LENNOX: All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
LENNOX: All right, let's go! We got business!
LENNOX: Epps, where are those planes?
LENNOX: Everybody, quiet. Settle.
LENNOX: Girl, get that tow truck out of here!
LENNOX: Go! Move it!
LENNOX: Heads up! EPPS: Oh!
LENNOX: Hey, hey!
LENNOX: Hey, Mahfouz.
LENNOX: No frigging way that thing's still not down.
LENNOX: Where's Fig?
Let me tell you something, son. A driver don't pick the car.
Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's hope this telephone line works.
Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.
Like a different... You know, like a super advanced robot.
Like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field.
Like Jordan in his prime, pushing through the front line.
Like the sextant here. $50 for this, which is a bargain.
Like us, there's more to them than meets the eye.
Like, I just put in that light there.
Listen to me!
Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube.
Listen to me. The Cube is here and the Decepticons are coming.
Listen, listen, listen.
Little lady, this is the beginning of the end of your life.
Look at the scorch mark where the sabot round hit.
Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them.
Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being.
Look, there are S Seven protocols, okay?
Look, you can't... You can't just bounce into my room like that.
Looks like there's a message embedded in the signal. Let me work my magic.
Maggot!
MAN 1 ON RADIO: Attention, all aircraft. This will be a danger close fire mission.
MAN 1: Take the shot, get him. MAN 2: Take the shot.
MAN 3 ON RADIO: Switch the Hogs
MAN ON PA: 16502. We're losing pressure.
MAN ON PA: Warning! NBE One cryo containment failing.
MAN ON RADIO: ...greater than man...
MAN: Air Force One, someone on board has breached the military network.
MAN: EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes.
MAN: I'll bring security to the...
MAN: Let's get to it.
MAN: Move it, you moron!
MAN: The cryo's failing! You got to bump up the cryo! The cryo's failing!
Master search.
Masturbating?
May I enter the premises, sir?
Maybe some kind of DNA based computer?
Maybe you can explain, then, how our latest satellite imagery
Mega what?
Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
Megatron melting!
MEGATRON: I smell you, boy!
Megatron!
Megatron!
Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
Melted right through.
MH 53 pilot, power down now.
MIKAELA: Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it.
MIKAELA: What are you doing?
MIKAELA: What is it?
MIKAELA: You should be way more specific
Mikaela! It's Sam.
Mikes?
Miles, I'm begging you to get out of my car. Okay?
MILES: Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party?
Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen.
Mine! All Spark!
Missile!
Mission City is 22 miles away.
Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
Morning, Mo.
Morse code! You can use this to transmit it through that!
Move out!
Move out! Let's go!
Move!
Move! Move!
Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
Mr. Secretary? I'm here under direct order from the President.
Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade.
Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade.
My dad. He was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this.
My father's the head of the neighborhood watch!
My glasses were in the bag.
My God.
My grandfather.
My mama, she had the gift, you know?
My moped's under there, man! Who's gonna pay for that?
My mother's got a temper, okay?
My name is Optimus Prime.
My name is Sam Witwicky, okay? And my...
My name is Sam Witwicky.
My weapons specialist, lronhide.
NBE One. That's what we call it.
NBEs?
Need gunships on station ASAP!
Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom. I think you can see that.
No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
No sacrifice,
No way. This is nothing like what the Chinese are using.
No, but I'm gonna call the cops
No, I don't want a Fiesta with racing stripes.
No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
No, it's just me, Prime.
No, no, I don't want you to strain yourself.
No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
No, no, no, no, no! Move!
No, no, no. No. Come on.
No, no, stop, stop, stop! Let him go! Let him go!
No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
No, she's a lady.
No, there's something in the thing by the tree!
No, watch the path! Watch the path! Watch the... Please, please, please.
No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die.
No, what light? What? There's no light, Dad! There's no light!
No, you shut up! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me, criminal!
No, you're a good dog! Good dog! Good dog!
No,no,no,no,no,no,no!
No,no,no,no,no,no.
No,no,no,no.
No,no,no,no. He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.
No,no,no. You said cars pick their drivers.
No!
No!
No!
No! I want two!
No! No!
No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me!
No! Stop!
No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.
No!No!No!No!
No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
No. No, no, no!
No. No, no. No, no, no.
No. Premature.
Nokia's from Finland.
Nokias are real nasty.
Non Biological Extraterrestrials. Try and keep up with the acronyms.
Not half a piece of crap, Dad.
Not so tough without a head, are you?
Not that you're not worthy of trying something like this on.
Nothing. You know, just driving my car. Driving my car.
November Victor, 1.2 clicks north.
Now I'm gonna leave you to your officer in charge.
Now you pissed him off.
Now, if you can find proof to back up your theory,
Now, listen. if I choose to engage with him, mum is the word, all right?
Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack.
Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack.
Now, this one here for four Gs is a beaut.
Now, you've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis.
NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it
NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it
Obviously, you're wondering why you're here, so these are the facts.
Of the network intrusion signal.
Officer!
Oh, and herjuvie record. That's got to be gone. Like, forever.
Oh, dear.
Oh, don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.
Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got asteroid insurance,
Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, God, no! No!
Oh, God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Oh, God.
Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, God. You know what? Don't listen to him.
Oh, hi.
Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here. Just don't do anything weird, all right?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! No!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I love my car.
Oh, my God. Okay.
Oh, my God. This is a direct match to the signal in Qatar.
Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She's getting so big.
Oh, no, man.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean here with you.
Oh, no, no, that... No. That wasn't like a real tryout.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Look at the yard. The yard is destroyed.
Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit! Oh, God! Oh, shit!
Oh, so unwise.
Oh, that hurt.
Oh, we're so dead.
Oh, well, just another thing you did for me, Dad,
Oh, wow.
Oh, yes. Okay. Okay.
Oh, you mean, like a Martian? Like what, E.T.? No.
Okay, chiefie.
Okay, come on. Put the guns down. They're not gonna hurt you.
Okay, here we go. He doing something. He doing something.
Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed right here and now it's gone.
Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around. Okay, let's see.
Okay, I'm getting really good rad readings. Forty two and higher.
Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him.
Okay, listen. You got to listen to me.
Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop!
Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's gonna happen.
Okay, okay.