Transformers (2007) Soundboard Edit

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AGENT: Lock it down! Lock it down!

All right, get on the horn with Northern Command.

Also, sir, have you heard about

Are you playing those video games again?

At 1900 local time yesterday,

At ease. Captain, Sergeant. Got your intel. Excellent work

Autobots, recon.

Autobots, relieve them of their weapons.

Because you're such a swell guy

Big guys. Big guys with big guns, huh?

But first, I'll take my car, my parents. Maybe you should write that down.

But, I mean, that's Megatron.

CAPTAIN: Crew, prepare for emergency descent.

Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound unidentified infiltrator, 1O miles out.

Come back!

Come on, come on

Come on, man. This is way too smart for Iranian scientists

Come on, please. Please, you gotta work for me now.

COMMANDO 1: Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it!

COMMANDO: Make a hole! Watch your back!

Concentrate your fire!

Convened in secret under President Hoover 80 years ago

Cops! Cops!

Could you stay off the grass?

Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear! Epps! Cover the rear! Move it!

CQPV the bogie.

Dad, call the cops!

Did we lose them?

Do whatever you want and get away with it badge, right?

Don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?

DONNELY: How about you use those magic voodoo powers

DONNELY: Open fire! FIG: Contact! Contact!

EPPS: My radio's fried.

EPPS: Whoa, mother... What the hell is...

Everything you can carry. Bring it.

Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life,

Fig! Cover the rear!

Five minutes, all right?

Forty millimeter sabot rounds on that table!

Four football fields thick of concrete

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

Get a medic!

Get in! Go, go, go, go, go.

Get it, get it, get it, get it!

Give me that Cube, boy!

GLEN: It's the Air Force! They're responding!

Go! Move! Move!

God!

Good? Good? Okay

Gosh, you're gorgeous. Isn't that the prettiest girl?

Grandmama! Drink your prune juice!

Have your crew step out or we will kill you.

Headed to rooftop marked by flare.

Hello? 911 emergency! My car has been stolen!

Here he comes! All right, get up. Get up and run! You have to run! Okay

Here, come here! Come here!

Hey, guys, check it out.

Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon.

Hey! I'm over here!

History. Language arts. Math. Science.

Hmm?

Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo. This is Mojo. He's a pet of mine

HOSNEY: Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. Might not.

I ain't never seen this in my life!

I am Megatron!

I decided to do it on my great great grandfather,

I don't know what you're talking about!

I got him here!

I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything.

I know that people say that all the time,

I need money to take out the girl is what I need.

I sold a car the other day..

I think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you.

I'm sorry. He's got a male dominance thing.

In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors straight into the Arctic Shelf

IRONHIDE: Optimus! Incoming!

IRONHIDE: You feeling lucky, punk? OPTIMUS: Easy, lronhide

It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.

It's a shortwave radio channel. It might be still working.

It's all for sale, by the way.

It's going after the files!

It's Witwicky

Just get out of the tree right now, please.

Just give it a clean sweep, and I'll get the corner here

KELLER ON TV: We will hunt down this enemy. And when we do,

Kill it! Kill it!

Kind of like the itty bitty Energizer Bunny from hell, huh?

Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed

LENNOX: Anybody hurt? Everyone okay?

Listen!

Lock it down.

Look, he's not fighting back!

Look, this isn't something that I, you know..

MAGGIE: There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code

MAN 2 ON RADIO: Weapons, I just got a call from Falcon Ops.

MAN ON PA: Bogie's on the deck.

MAN ON RADIO: Shots fired in the underdeck. Repeat, shots fired.

MAN: Stand by! Set!

MAN: Throughout the inanimate vastness of space...

Maybe it's a precaution, because isn't that what we're doing?

MEGATRON: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!

Men! We've made a discovery!

My God, Ron, they're everywhere.

Nice shot

No, I don't want a premium package! Epps! Pentagon!

No, no, don't worry about them. They're okay. Right?

No, no, no, I'm gonna do it.

No, Sam!

No!

NSA's recruiting right out of high school these days

Of cruise missile range.

Oh, God, five months of this.

Oh, God. Oh!

Oh, great. Cops.

Oh, here come the matrix! Here come the matrix!

Oh, I hate these.

Oh, man. Yard's a waste.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to hear our little family discussion about...

Oh, these things just don't die.

Oh!

Oh.

Okay

Okay, I lost him. I lost him.

Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream. A boy's dream

Okay, it's Visa.

Okay, let me explain something to you. Okay?

Okay, okay. You know what? Stop

Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top

Okay. Please, please don't kill me!

Okay. Where'd he go, guys? I lost him. Got no IR signature. Where'd he go?

OPTIMUS: Megatron crash landed before he could retrieve the Cube.

OPTIMUS: The code.

OPTIMUS: There's no way to free Bumblebee without harming the humans.

PERFORMER: Thank you, you're beautiful.

PILOT 2: Strike and Dark Star roll call.

PILOT: Friendlies in the area.

Please, I'm begging you. You got to... You're making a racket

Prime

Put your head on the hood.

Right. And we don't take orders from people that don't exist

RON: Can't you take safety seriously?

RON: Sam! Do not say anything, Sam!

SAILOR: Can we throw you a rope, Captain?

Sam, I have a record because I wouldn't turn my dad in.

SAM: No, no!

SAM: Okay. What now?

SAM: We're gonna die!

SCIENTIST: Check that backup system!

Sexual healing

She doesn't know you yet, but she will.

Shoot

Shoot! Shoot!

SIMMONS: All right, here's the situation.

So that's the story, right?

SOLDIER: That tank is definitely dead now.

Stay on him. Keep him in your sights.

Stop!

Stop!

Strike, tell me status of Hog right now

Take cover!

Target marked. Still waiting.

That we have not come across before.

That'd be a real shame if he had to rot in jail the rest of his natural life

That's it, right there. Mark him, mark him.

The Chinese and the Russians are nearing our area of operations

The first Seven didn't find it until 1913.

The genius that he was, wound up going blind and crazy in a psycho ward,

The humans have taken it.

The Laurentian Abyss is seven miles below sea level,

There you go.

There's Optimus

They hacked your firewall in 10 seconds

They walk through that door, you don't say nothing

They will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army

This is an emergency Pentagon call! I need you to... Do you understand?

This is the image from Mars

This isn't going well!

This was classified above top secret.

Till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?

Time on target, 20 seconds

To Kill Box One Alpha. It's a danger close...

Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.

Unknown, man. I don't... Man, if you seen this shit...

Until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons

Very nifty how you put us down without really killing us.

Wait. What am I supposed to do with these?

Waiting, protecting

Watch out!

Watch out!

We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment!

We do not know what will happen if we let it near this thing!

We got a beam rider incoming! Laze target!

We must destroy the Cube

We think it's involved in a national security matter

We're not told where they're going.

We've been in the same school since first grade.

We've got the boy.

We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web.

What do you make of this?

What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?

What the...

What the...

What was that?

What you're about to see is totally classified.

What?

What?

What? Oh, no, no, no

What's going on?

When have you had to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?

Which I would bet my ridiculous government salary is coming soon.

Who's closer to Kill Box One Alpha?

Who's gonna come around when you break?

Who's pretty much the harbinger of death, wants to use the Cube

Whoa!

Whoa! Sweet!

Wma' Hey, hey, hey! All right! om No! No!

Wow. You are so cheap

Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.

Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?

Yeah.

Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. He's a little strange.

Yes, Mr. President?

You all know there's only one way to end this war

You can't do this to me.

You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent?

You got to be understanding here, all right?

You got to get up. You're okay. You're okay.

You got to stay here and you're gonna watch them.

You may remember NASA JPL lost the Beagle 2 Mars Rover.

You wanna go? Make something happen. Do it.

You won't understand right away

You're a criminal

You're wonderful, you're wonderful.

Your son's the great grandson of Captain Archibald Wickity, is he not?

Afghanistan. That's got to be a mistake.

Come on, let's go! Mount up! Move out! Move out! Go! Go!

Did he hear it, too? Yeah, Jack heard it, too. Yeah.

Fig? Fig? FIG: on, God!

Her team

I'm sorry. Black Hawk..

It's a wash. The whole yard. JUDY: You're kidding

JUDY: Okay! Aftershock! Aftershock!

Maggie? Listen, I need your help

Mean little sucker, huh? That thing is freaky!

Mom, you can't come in and... I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no, no

Oh, my God! Trust me. He's a kick ass driver!

Oh, wet

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Okay? Epps, get those Black Hawks here!

Right there. Okay.

Shut it off. RON: Sam, are you in there?

Step aside, ladies. Oh, man. What?

The guy's inside. Shut up! Walk towards the car.

We knocked. You didn't knock.

What the hell is that? I don't know.

What the hell was that? What are you talking about?

Where is Sector Seven? Wouldn't you like to know?

Which pocket? My back pocket!

Whoa! Whoa!

Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon. Couldn't we have hired a professional?

You have to get in the car. Get in. I don't want to.

You think that's funny? Yeah, I think it's funny

(ALARM BEEPING)

(ALL CLAMORING)

(ALL GROANING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(BEEPING)

(CAR ALARMS BLARING)

(CHATTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(DEAD TONE)

(ELECTRICITY SURGING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(GASPING)

(GROANING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(HORN BLARING)

(HUSKIES WHINING)

(ICE CRACKING)

(IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(MEGATRON GRUNTING)

(MUTTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(MUTTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(RADIO TUNING)

(RUMBLING)

(SAM EXCLAIMING)

(SAM GROANING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(SHUDDERING)

(SHUSHING)

(SIREN WAILING)

(SNIFFING)

(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(TALKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(TANK FIRING)

(WHAT I'VE DONE PLAYING)

(YELLING)