Spider-Man (2002) Edit

A hundred bucks? The ad said 3000.

A smile. Finally.

A soap opera told me I needed acting lessons.

A spider sense.

A vigilante, a public menace. Why's he on my front page?

A word to the not so wise about your little girlfriend:

Absolutely. Captain Curtis is our top pilot.

Act...

Again and again and again until we're both dead.

Ahoy up there!

All for you. Norman.

All I wanted was to tell her how much I loved her.

All right, well...

All right. Fine. Will you call me in the morning?

All right. I'm sorry. Sleep tight.

Am I?

An aberration. All the tests since have been successful.

And at the same time...

And don't start up with me.

And he climbs up them like a spider web.

And he loved you.

And how does he feel about her?

And I thought I was gonna die...

And I was wondering if we could get together sometime?

And if you ever need anything, just give me a call.

And insanity.

And it's only the beginning.

And our stock has never been higher.

And that's okay.

And the Lord said, "Let there be light" And voile! There is light.

And then grant his wish.

And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city.

And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose...

And upsizing their profits.

And we can say grace.

And we'll go and have breakfast and...

And we've barely tapped the vastness of human potential.

And weaker at the same time.

And what did you say?

And what for me?

And when she got out of the car, and you saw her for the first time...

And you spat in my face.

And you weren't ready for it."

And you're participating under your own free will?

Answer me!

Any better this morning? Any change?

Arachnids from all three groups possess...

Are you afraid I'll become a criminal? Quit worrying about me, okay?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you in or are you out?

Are you ready for more?

Armed with these DNA blueprints...

Around.

As of today...

As the principal supplier to the United States military.

As we forgive those who trespass against us.

At least I think I am.

Aunt May. I'm sorry I'm late.

Aunt May. Is she gonna be okay? What happened?

Aw, heck, I'd even take him.

Aw, what is he, shy?

Back to formula?

Be a son to me now.

Because I want to. It'll make you feel better.

Because we haven't talked for so long...

Because you feel...

Because you flunked out of every private school I sent you to?

Because you never know...

Believe in me as I believed in you.

Best thing for a kid your age.

Betrayal must not be countenanced.

Bike messenger.

Bingo. Me! Your greatest creation.

Bobby. Get a load of this!

Bone Saw is ready!

Bone Saw will eat you up and spit you out.

Bone Saw! Bone Saw! Bone Saw!

Bring me some beer.

Bringing you what you've always wanted:

But at Midtown High...

But do you think it's true, all the terrible things they say about him?

But he was there.

But how?

But I never said you have a job. Meat.

But I want you to try to enjoy this day.

But I'm offering you a choice. Join me.

But just because you can beat him up...

But let me assure you, this, like any story worth telling...

But not you.

But now that you've really pissed me off...

But Parker, we can destroy him.

But the one thing they love more than a hero...

But we should all just give him One big hug

But you should know I'm crazy about her.

But...

Buzz off.

Bye.

Cage!

Can I fix you something?

Can Spider Man come out to play?

Can you see anything?

Can't wait to get out of here.

Catch a cab, Parker!

Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle...

Change?

Charles, can we drive around the corner, please?

Cheese!

Code three!

College, a job, all this time with me. You're not Superman, you know.

Combining the genetic information from all three spiders...

Combining the genetic information from all three spiders...

Come on up here, tough guy, I got something for you!

Come on, folks. Keep moving, please. Keep moving. Let's go!

Come on, people, stay together.

Come on, pick up.

Come with us.

Computer salesman, computer engineer, computer analyst.

Computer...

Cool car.

Copyright the name "Green Goblin." I want a quarter every time it's said.

Costs are down, revenues are up...

Could I take your picture? I need one with a student in it.

Crap, crap. Megacrap.

Cut him off in the lobby and call the cops!

Cut him off in the lobby and call the cops!

Dad, are you all right?

Dad, is that you?

Dad, maybe you can help him out.

Dad, these are public school kids. I'm not showing up in the Rolls.

Dad!

Dad?

Darling, I'm so proud of you. You looked so handsome up there.

Did you get some pictures, Peter?

Did you see that?

Did you think it was coincidence?

Do I get to say thank you this time?

Do something fun? Or, I don't know.

Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.

Do you know that this is the largest electron microscope...

Doesn't give you the right to.

Don't be a coward.

Don't do it, Goblin!

Don't ever be ashamed of who you are.

Don't go up any dark alleys.

Don't hurt me. Give me a chance. Give me a chance!

Don't let him get away!

Don't let him take me again.

Don't let the bedbugs...

Don't make me look ugly.

Don't mind us. She just needs to use the elevator.

Don't play the innocent with me.

Don't tell Harry.

Don't you guys live together? We're going out. Didn't he tell you?

Don't.

Down came the goblin And took the spider out

Down the hall to the ramp. May God be with you. Next.

Dr. Osborn, please. The performance enhancers aren't ready.

Dresses like a spider He looks like a bug

Eddie's been on it for weeks, but we can barely see him.

Every COPY

Everybody else knows.

Everybody shouts.

Everybody stay still!

Everything feels...

Everything. I mean, there's so much to tell.

Except for Dr. Stromm, our entire staff certifies the product...

Except you know what kind of man you want to be.

Excuse me, Miss Watson? I'm talking to you! Hey!

Finish it!

First, we attack his heart.

Five new contracts. It'll be great.

Flash, get up!

Fly.

Follow the cold shiver running down your spine.

For any injury you may and probably will sustain in said event?

For example, the Delena spider, family Sparassidae...

For that, I give you 100. You're lucky to get that.

For the school paper?

For three minutes with this titan of testosterone?

For you?

Forty soft, glowing watts of it.

Freeze! We've got the place completely surrounded.

General Slocum, good to see you again.

Gentlemen. Ladies.

Get a unit to the rear!

Get off me!

Get the BF'.

Give me your hand.

Give this to the girl up front. She'll see you get paid.

Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses...

Give you 300. That's the standard freelance fee.

Go home, dear.

GO, web, go!

Go, web!

Go! GO!

Goblin, what have you done?

God bless you, Spider Man. Bless you.

Godspeed, Spider Man.

Good boy. God will be thrilled. Just don't fall on your ass.

Guy with eight hands. Sounds hot.

Had you not been so selfish, your little girlfriend's death...

Hand me that dish. The green one.

Harry Osborn!

Harry! Help me! Harry!

Harry.

Harry.

Has the ability to jump to catch its prey.

Have not had a successful human trial by that date...

Have you been there all night?

Haven't seen one of those on your face since Mary Jane was here.

He asked me what I thought about you.

He doesn't wanna be famous? I'll make him infamous!

He has those tights and that tight little...

He knows who I am.

He never doubted the man you'd grow into.

He pretends like he doesn't, but there's no one Peter cares for more.

He stinks and I don't like him.

He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face.

He'd better have remembered that cranberry sauce.

He's a hero!

He's all yours, man.

He's here.

He's just happy you didn't give him a black eye for graduation.

He's not a man. My brother saw him building a nest in Lincoln Center.

He's not fleeing, he's probably going to save somebody else.

He's saved my life twice, and I've never even seen his face.

He's the one who can bring me to him.

Headed for the city too.

Hello, my dear.

Hello?

Hello? Guys?

Hello? You there?

Hello.

Help him, Harry.

Here we go.

Hey, check it out, man.

Hey, freak show!

Hey, kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will you?

Hey, look at that spider.

Hey, M.J.! Come take a ride in my new birthday present.

Hey, Michelangelo, don't forget, we're painting the kitchen after school.

Hey, where you going, baby? Come on!

Hey, you have blue eyes. I didn't notice without your glasses.

Hey, you two! Let's move!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! He stole the gate!

Hey! Stop the bus!

Hey! Stop the bus!

Hey.

Hey. How you doing, buddy? How was the field trip?

Hey. You were supposed to be asleep.

Hi, M.J.

Hi, sweetie. You're just... Just in time for dinner.

His name was Ben Parker.

Hit him!

Hold it! You're under arrest. I'm taking you in.

Hold on tight and go quickly.

Hold on, Mary Jane!

How about "Green Meanie"?

How are you? You okay about the other night?

How did you say that happened?

How strange. There's nobody here.

How was your audition?

How you were meant for great things.

How'd he do that?

Hunts using reflexes with nerve conduction velocity so fast...

Hurry UP!

Hurry UP!

I beg you. Protect me.

I beg your pardon?

I better run, tiger.

I can't help thinking about the last thing I said to him.

I can't.

I can't.

I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero.

I could squash you like a bug right now.

I could squash you like a bug right now.

I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.

I didn't lose him. He was stolen from me.

I didn't start that fight, I told you that.

I didn't.

I don't feel well. I'm gonna go to sleep.

I don't get it. Where do you go all the time?

I don't know if you realise this, but we've been neighbours since I was 6.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. His stuff comes by mail.

I don't mean to lecture or preach. And I know I'm not your father...

I don't understand.

I don't want to be with you any more. Here's your ring.

I got something for your ass!

I got the back!

I got you for three minutes.

I gotta crash. Everything's fine.

I gotta go.

I guess the researchers are working on that one.

I guess you can always hear us.

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

I have a father.

I haven't always been there for you, have I?

I haven't called him back.

I hope you brought your mommy.

I hunch

I just don't know any more.

I knew from the beginning...

I know him a little bit.

I know this has been a difficult time for you...

I know who.

I know.

I live with my aunt and uncle. They are.

I love them!

I love you so much, Peter.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. And Peter loves you.

I miss him too.

I missed him a lot today.

I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem.

I never supported your programme. We have my predecessor to thank for that.

I read all your research on nanotechnology. Really brilliant.

I respect that.

I said

I said, "Spider Man."

I said, "The great thing about M.J...

I see the web, his signature, and I know Spider Man was here.

I started this company.

I stepped off a kerb and got clipped by one of those bike messengers.

I swear on my father's grave, Spider Man will pay.

I think he wants to adopt you.

I think he'd hate the idea of my waiting tables.

I think he's human, a man. Could be a woman.

I think you're beautiful.

I thought it'd be time to get to know each other.

I took two buses and a cab to get in the neighbourhood, but...

I tried to stop it. But I couldn't stop it.

I trust my barber.

I wanna buy you something.

I wanna...

I wanna...

I want to see the progress report on human performance enhancers.

I want you to know...

I was in the neighbourhood.

I was in the neighbourhood. Needed to see a friendly face.

I was late for work and Dr. Connors fired me.

I was thinking about photography.

I will always be your friend.

I won't tell Harry.

I won't.

I work steady. In fact, I just got off a job.

I would never hurt you.

I, that's a...

I'd like a cheeseburger.

I'd like to tell you that's me next to her.

I'd like you to meet my father. Dad, this is Mary Jane Watson.

I'll be frank with you.

I'll be right back.

I'll come by and have some of your Moondance coffee some day.

I'll get the first aid kit. Then we'll say grace.

I'll pick you up here at 10.

I'll send you a box of Christmas meat. Bring me more photos.

I'm 68. I'm too old for computers, and besides, I have a family to provide for.

I'm a photographer.

I'm already on my ass, May.

I'm exercising. I'm not dressed, Aunt May.

I'm fine, just fine. Thank you, Mrs. Parker. Everyone.

I'm fine.

I'm going to rectify certain inequities.

I'm going to the library. I'll see you later.

I'm going.

I'm gonna finish her nice and slow.

I'm gonna get some rest.

I'm gonna pull your funding. I'm going to give it to them.

I'm gonna rip all eight of your feeble legs off one by one.

I'm gonna stay up for a while.

I'm here, Uncle Ben.

I'm in love with somebody else. You are?

I'm just calling to check up on you. Will you call me when you get in?

I'm not ashamed of who I am.

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.

I'm not.

I'm out of here. Come on.

I'm Peter Parker.

I'm proud of you.

I'm so sorry, Harry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, Aunt May.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Is he okay?

I'm sort of his unofficial photographer.

I've already seen the glider.

I've been like a father to you.

I've been looking forward to meeting you.

I've got to go.

I've heard so much about you.

I've lost sight of that somewhere. But I'll make it up to you.

If anything ever happened to me...

If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with Bone Saw McGraw...

If somebody said it was a happy little tale...

If somebody told you I was just your average guy, not a care in the world...

If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can get this weirdo.

Imagine what we could accomplish together.

Impressive. Your parents must be very proud.

In one trial, yes.

In short, ladies and gentlemen of the board...

In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you.

In the trial that went wrong, what were the side effects?

Incredible? What do you mean he's incredible?

Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain.

Into the man he's gonna become the rest of his life.

Into these 15 genetically designed super spiders.

Into these 15 genetically designed super spiders.

Is that what you want?

Is that you?

Is there no one here man enough to stay in the ring...

Is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying.

Is...

It begins catalyzation when the vapour hits the bloodstream.

It better not happen no more. Don't roll your eyes at me.

It is not. I resent that.

It said three grand for three minutes. You pinned him in two.

It was you I could count on.

It was you, Pete.

It's as if you've...

It's been so hard without him.

It's just, you know, you never made a move.

It's just...

It's not the first time I've been proven wrong.

It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

It's okay.

It's Spider Man!

It's time to die.

It's unreal.

It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of your mind.

Jameson, you slime.

Jesus, Parker, you are a freak.

Just be careful who you change into.

Just paralysed...

Just what, Harry?

Just, I wanted to impress my father. He loves black.

Kick his spider ass!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Knocked me down.

Leave Spider Man alone! You're gonna pick on a guy saving kids?

Let die the woman you love...

Let him sue me, get rich like a normal person.

Let me buy you a cheeseburger. The sky's the limit, up to $7.84.

Let me in! My baby's in there!

Let me reschedule, with a proper medical staff and a volunteer.

Let's get some lunch some evening.

Let's hear it for Macy Gray.

Let's not have a repeat of our trip to the planetarium.

Like a moth to the flame.

Like I'm more than I ever thought I could be.

Listen, M.J., about today at school with Flash...

Look out Here comes the Spider Man

Look, man, I'm glad you're here. I need your help. I'm really lost here.

Look! He's fleeing the scene. What's that tell you?

Look! Up there!

M.J. and I...

M.J., let's go!

M.J., would you do me a favour? I forgot my drink inside.

Make your choice, Spider Man...

May and I don't know who you are any more.

Maybe I'm too embarrassed to ask him.

Me.

Menace? He was protecting that armoured...

Mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!

Misery, misery, misery. That's what you've chosen.

Mommy!

Mr. Balkan, Mr. Fargas.

Mr. Jameson told me to give that to you.

Mr. Jameson, Spider...

Mr. Jameson, your wife needs...

Mr. Osborn.

My curse.

My Lord, even the computers need analysts these days.

Never mind. That's none of my business.

Next time that happens, I'll take it out of your cheque.

Next victim!

Next, we have the net web spider, family Filistatidae...

No matter how hard I try...

No matter what I do...

No one says no to me!

No wandering. Proceed direct... Knock it off.

No, come on. Try me.

No, I couldn't accept it, sir. I like to earn what I get. I'll find work.

No, I guess not.

No, I need the exercise. Go on. Go, go.

No, I understand. He is extremely cool.

No, I'm gonna come

No, no. Not Spider Man, not a chance in the world.

No, no. Sign me up.

No, thanks.

No, thanks. How's it going with...?

No, you're not dead yet.

No, you're not supposed to run away, but...

No!

No!

No. All right, wait. Stay there. I'm gonna come over.

No. Not exactly.

Norman!

Norman?

Norman.

Not quite normal.

Nothing would please me more than to put Norman Osborn out of business.

Now get out of here.

Now, I don't know what it's like at those fancy private schools...

Now, I'm asking you for the last time. We can't do this.

Now, what about your commitment to OSCORP?

Of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.

Oh, Ben, you'll get another job somewhere.

Oh, great.

Oh, my God, there's somebody still up there!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Norman!

Oh, my God! Norman?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my legs!

Oh, no. My God.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. No!

Oh, that's perfect.

Oh, that's weird. I didn't know he was here.

Oh, they can scream pretty good sometimes.

Oh, yeah...

Okay.

Okay. And what do you mean, incredible?

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. You understand the NYWL is not responsible...

Old dude, man.

On the Eastern Seaboard?

One day Spider Man will pay.

One, two, three!

Only a friend...

Or his father will fire your father.

Or imagine if he joined us.

Or suffer the little children.

Or we could destroy.

OSCORP Industries has surpassed Quest Aerospace...

Our exoskeleton's got real firepower, general.

Out, am I?

Over five painstaking years, Columbia's genetic research facility...

Page eight, give him 10 percent off. Five percent.

Parker must be educated.

Parker, let's do it.

Parker?

Parker.

Perfect.

Pete, you're changing. I went through exactly the same thing at your age.

Pete, you're probably looking for a job now, right?

Pete!

Pete? Good news. Dad got the place in New York, so we're all set this fall.

Peter Parker?

Peter Parker.

Peter, may I introduce my father, Norman Osborn.

Peter, stop!

Peter, thank God for you.

Peter, that was first grade.

Peter, that was... That was amazing.

Peter, the science award. That's terrific.

Peter!

Peter?

Peter?

Peter.

Peter.

Peter.

Peter...

Power beyond your wildest dreams.

Pref light complete. Mark.

Pretty tight, huh?

Proceed up the steps and into the building.

Proportionately equal to the high tension wires used in bridges.

Put an ad on the front page: "Cash for a picture of Spider Man."

Quest is recapitalising in the wake of the bombing. Expanding.

Reached the unreachable...

Ready for human testing. Dr. Stromm?

Really?

Really?

Remember that, Pete. Remember that.

Remember, it is a privilege to be here.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.

Remember?

Right.

Risks are part of laboratory science.

Save my baby, please!

Save us!

See you.

Shazam!

She needs to know if you want chintz or chenille in the dining room.

She's all right. She's just a little rattled.

She's been sleeping all day.

She's in love with Peter.

Shut up about stuff you don't understand!

Sir, I asked her to wait in the foyer.

Sit down. Give me that.

Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.

Sleep...

So behave accordingly.

So how'd it go?

So Macy's and Conway's both have three quarters

So many good things, all happening for you.

So where are you going after you graduate?

So you just came by?

Some dream, huh?

Some kind of freakyloo or something. Wackadoo.

Some people don't think so.

Some spiders change colours to blend into their environment.

Somebody help him!

Somebody lied.

Somebody there?

Somebody.

Something goes wrong and he's there.

Something has come to my attention.

Something's bothering him. Maybe he's too embarrassed to tell me.

Something's different. I'll figure it out. Stop lecturing me.

Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.

Sometimes...

Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there.

Sorry you won't come with us.

Sorry, Parker, the bus is full!

Spent half of it on the phone.

Spider Man is all but invincible.

Spider Man wasn't attacking the city. That's slander.

Spider Man, watch out!

Spider Man! This is why only fools are heroes.

Spider Man. And the Green Goblin.

Spins a funnel shaped web whose strands have a tensile strength...

Stop him! He's got my money!

Stop that guy!

Stop!

Stop! He's been chasing us since Woodhaven Boulevard.

Stop! It's me.

Storming Norman's making his weekly inspection.

Stronger...

Sure thing, Uncle Ben. Don't start without me.

Take them somewhere else, then.

Tallyho.

Teenagers. Raging hormones. They never change.

Tell her we'll put a rug there.

Tell him to stop! Please!

Tell me how!

Tell me, would it be so dangerous...

Tell you what, Atticus.

Tell you...

Temporarily.

Terrified.

Thank God for you, Peter.

Thank God for you.

Thank you, Mr. Osborn. We're so glad you could come.

Thank you. I'm sorry I'm late.

Thank you. Now then, everybody sit down...

Thanks for sticking up for me, Harry.

Thanks, Pete.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That creep is my father. With luck, I'll be half of what he is.

That girl. The girl next door. Mary Jane Watson.

That I'm just...

That some researchers believe it borders on precognition.

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

That's amazing!

That's great.

That's great.

That's great.

That's impossible.

That's it! That's it! Winner!

That's it? That's the best you got?

That's me.

That's no excuse.

That's not what I'm here for.

That's our glider!

That's what made this country

The amazing Spider Man!

The board expects your resignation in 30 days.

The corporation is downsizing the people...

The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind.

The deal is off if you come with it.

The end of one thing, the start of something new.

The entrance is right there.

The fact is...

The general has approved Quest Aerospace...

The Goblin killed! I had nothing to do with it!

The guy protects us, protects the people.

The performance enhancers.

The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.

The sum of $3000 will be paid to...

The sum of $3000 will be paid to...

The truth is, you don't know what you feel...

The truth is...

The woman I've loved since before I even liked girls.

Then stop pretending to be!

Then why does he wear a mask? What's he got to hide?

There are eight million people in this city.

There are over 32,000 known species of spider in the world.

There are the want ads. What do we got here?

There was only one person who I was thinking of.

There's 14.

There's a page six problem.

There's no featherweight division here, small fry. Next.

There's only one man who's always been there for me...

There's only one who can stop us.

There's something I've been wanting to tell you.

These are the years when a man changes...

These weirdos all gotta have a name.

They don't want a power struggle with entrenched management.

They found his body in the lab. He's been murdered, sir.

They got the shooter. He's headed south on Fifth Avenue.

They made a tender offer we can't ignore.

They said I needed acting lessons.

They're all beautiful.

They're crap.

They're in the order Araneae, divided into three suborders.

Think about it, hero.

Think she's sniffing around because she likes your personality?

This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened.

This is my gift.

This is some kind of mistake. I didn't sign up for a cage match!

This is the boys' first Thanksgiving here, and we'll do things properly.

This is the most advanced electron microscope on the Eastern Seaboard.

Those horrible yellow eyes!

Three minutes of playtime.

Timing's perfect. Hey.

To blend into their environment. Really?

To build a prototype of their exoskeleton design.

To do what you can't.

To let Mary Jane know how much you care?

To remove those in your way.

To say what you won't.

Told my aunt, told me.

Told you! Told you!

Tomorrow, Spider Man, page one, with a decent picture.

Trust me.

Trust me.

Two milligrams IV.

Uncle Ben?

Uncle Ben?

Until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves.

Up, up and away, web.

Violence, aggression...

Wait till you hear the sound system. Hey, don't scratch the leather.

Wait!

Wait.

Wait.